Showing posts with label Alok Rai. Show all posts
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Sunday, 26 October 2025

Alok Rai & the ghost of Hindustani.

Mahatma Gandhi wanted Hindi to be the national language of India. Thus, in 1937, when Congress took power in Madras Presidency, Hindi was made a compulsory subject in schools. Karunanidhi- who was 14 years old at that time- took the lead in the local student agitation against this measure. 30 years later, another anti-Hindi agitation would gain him the Chief Ministership. But, meanwhile, he had dedicated himself to writing in a chaste Tamil- which sought to throw off foreign influences and return to the pure language of the Sangam age- on a variety of topics. One reason for this was that some 20 years before he was born there had been some talk of getting rid of the Tamil Dept. at the University. Tamil scholars came together to insist Tamil was a classical language just like Sanskrit. Since the claim was true, the people supported it. Telugus, no doubt, wanted their own State but they had no animus against Tamil. They too wanted to return to the classical language which prevailed in their age of glory.

Karunanidhi's scripts for great films and his songs and poems won him mass adulation. Thanks to his leadership role in the anti-Hindi agitation in the mid-Sixties, he was elected Chief Minister five times over subsequent decades. His son, Stalin, now rules Tamil Nadu. Language politics can be the path to gain and retain power. But only if you have something interesting to say and can do so using impressive, memorable, language.

Hindi did become the national language. Even when not required to do so, many people from all over the country found it worthwhile to gain some degree of proficiency in it. But it had no great or even good writers. It had miserabilist shitheads who were clearly as stupid as the cows whom they lived amongst. Still, as a lingua franca, Hindi worked perfectly well. Also, it was easy to learn to write shuddh Hindi correctly. True, what you wrote would be turgid shite but the true Hindu has no great objection to turgidity providing he gets to write it rather than read it. This is also the reason so many of us write in English. I have published over 17 books in the English language. This excuses me from ever having read anything more challenging than an Archie comic. 

A grandson of Premchand- a miserabilist Urdu & Hindi writer of the pre-War period- Alok Rai, whom I once met in the office of Siddharth Vardarajan's father, is very well educated. He may actually have read some books. UP-wallahs often do because they get tired of talking to cows and getting the worst of the argument. Pankaj Mishra is a case in point. But can they write anything sensible? No. They are true Hindus even if they pretend to hate that religion. 

Consider the following essay, by Rai, on the 

The Persistence of Hindustani 

i.e. the fact that Hindi is a lingua franca because...urm... that's how lingua francas work. Whatever is Hindustan's lingua franca will persist so long as it is the lingua franca.  

One may also speak of the persistence of Indian English. One may say it is descended from 'Hobson-Jobson'. Why was it not adopted as the official language of India? Was it because it was shitty compared to the English used by Oxbridge dons and London barristers? Yes. Both GV Desani & Niradh Chaudhuri were broadcasters during the War. Both wrote books- 'All about H.Haterr', written in Eurasian jargon, was praised by TS Eliot as 'modernist'. It was by Desani who had been with the BBC in London. 'Autobiography of an unknown Indian' was by Niradh Chaudhuri who had been a broadcaster in Delhi. Chaudhuri's book was relished by Winston Churchill and greatly praised by E.M Forster & Sir John Squires. Why? The man wrote like Macaulay not a Mumbai pimp. Tardean mimetics- imitation of the superior- prevailed in language in so far as it was used for important purposes. For unimportant purposes, you may always use the language of the gutter or lowest common denominator. This was the reason that people who used Hindustani when abusing each other switched to shuddh Hindi or chaste Urdu or Macaulay's English when speaking or writing for some purpose of personal, professional, or political advancement. 

 The ghost of Hindustani continues to haunt the language debate in our country.

No. It is done and dusted. States determine what languages will be used and taught in Governments offices and schools. Both Hindi and Urdu may be recognized. Neither may be permitted. However, it is the market which has increasing salience. If learning Korean can get you a good job, people learn Korean. But people may also learn it just to be able to watch Korean TV serials or to sing along to K-Pop.  

Whenever the matter of Hindi and Urdu is discussed, it has been observed, tempers fray and voices rise—and then, inevitably, the name of Hindustani is brought up as a pacific compromise.

No. Nobody gives a shit. True, if your cows keep defeating you in argument you may want to fight with somebody about Hindi and Urdu. But this is because you have shit for brains. Not the good sort of shit- like the type cows produce. No, what is crammed into your cranium is the nasty, smelly, sort.  

It has been playing this role, unsuccessfully, for a long time now. This essay is an attempt to see whether this ghost can finally be laid to rest, if only to free ourselves to attend to the real issues for which the name can only be, after all, but a nominal solution.

Real issue is Hinduism. It should be abolished. Did you know Modi is a Hindu? Only if we get rid of Hinduism will we get rid of Modi.  

A ghostly continuity implies a prior unghostly existence, but with Hindustani, its being appears to have been, at best, ectoplasmic from the very outset, always hovering on the edge of existence and, indeed, frequently falling off altogether.

No. It was a name not a thing.  

Thus, on 9 November 1948, in the Constituent Assembly, Ghanshyam Singh Gupta reported: I was in search of simple Hindustani. I could not find it in the constitutional proceedings, I could not find it in the law books…. The official proceedings of this House are published in 3 languages: English, Hindi and Urdu. I read English, I read Hindi and I got read [sic] Urdu with the idea that I might be able to find what they call simple Hindustani. I could not find it. Urdu was Urdu and Hindi was Hindi. There was no such thing as simple Hindustani…

Fauji Hindustani written in Roman script and used by the Army was simple enough.  But the Assembly decided to back the Sanskritised Hindi written in Devanagari which had been promoted assiduously for the previous forty years. The creation of Benares Hindu University was a turning point. Shudh Hindi was seen as a learned language in that you could be proficient without actually speaking it whereas Hindustani was a lingua franca in which you could make yourself understood but which would not do for any official, ceremonial, or scholarly purpose. 

It may be argued that Hindi, in seeking to Sanskritize itself, was emulating Urdu. When Ghalib switches between Persian and Urdu, he is asserting his ancestral claim to both. When Iqbal switches from Urdu to Persian, it is a reflection of his scholarly success achieved under the British educational system set up in the Punjab. Few Muslims were 'Mirzas'- i.e. descended from aristocratic Turkish or Persian warriors. But they wanted their children to attend the new schools and colleges. If they couldn't become Doctors or Engineers, at least they could talk like Iqbal to signal their superior education. Better yet, if your son rises as a lawyer or civil servant, he can forget the vernacular and start speaking English at home. He will still be able to read out an orotund speech written in Persianate Urdu or Shuddh Hindu on some ceremonial occasion. 

From the seventeenth century onward, English- and other European languages- had created a prestigious, scholarly, version of their language which was taken to be the standard. More and more books were written published in this somewhat artificial register. A German Professor may be proficient in English- in that he can write a learned essay in that language- but he may not be able to speak it intelligibly. A Cockney chimneysweep would be in the reverse position. But we wouldn't call his language 'Cockney'. He would be an English speaker- albeit one with a non-standard accent and idiom. 

 Like another famous ghost, Hindustani too might have something important to tell us.

Was it ghost of Patrick Swayze? I am convinced Alok is in love with Swayzeji's ghost and have written extensively on the topic. This is because I don't have any cows to talk to.  

Scholars of nationalism distinguish between two broad kinds: the first of these may be characterized as geographical-territorial; the second, associated primarily with the name of the nineteenth-century German thinker Herder, is cultural-linguistic.

But what we have in South Asia is religious nationalism. Sri Lanka is Buddhist. Bangladesh and Pakistan are Islamic. India holds together because it is Hindu.  

There is a further distinction to be found in the literature—that between patriotism and nationalism proper.

Thus, if there are a number of city-states or principalities which belong to the same Nation- e.g. Prussia and Bavaria both of which considered themselves part of the German nation- a patriot of Prussia might be happy to give his life fighting a patriot from Bavaria.  

Thus, patriotism is the affective commitment to a particular place and its ways of being;

Not necessarily. A patriot may hate the 'ways of being' of the place for which he feels patriotism.  

and nationalism, on this account the bad sister, so to speak, is the assertion of the superiority of one’s own particular “nation” against other competing “nations.”

That is chauvinism. An Imperialist or a Communist may be a chauvinist but opposed to Nationalism- i.e. the creation of a Nation State. 

These “nations” may be, and often are, found (discovered/invented) within the same geographical-territorial domain. Then again, these categories are both fluid and overlapping, and there is the residual and inescapable ambiguity of the term “nation” itself—is it something “given” or something “achieved”?—which renders this terrain both intellectually and politically treacherous.

Nonsense! A Nation is a bunch of people who assert a common nationality even if they are currently divided between other countries- e.g. the Kurdish nation.  The Jews are a nation just as the 'goyim' (non-Jews) belong to various nations (the word goy means Nation).  

With that proviso, therefore… The inherent “naturalness” of the Indian landmass lends itself easily to illusions of divine ordination.

No. Some nations have 'natural frontiers'. Others don't. India doesn't. Religion is the barrier which created the boundaries with Pakistan and Bangladesh. You may say this was Allah's ordinance.  

After all, one has only to look at the rhythmic elegance of the Indian subcontinental landmass—clearly demarcated from the rest of Asia by high mountain ranges and, somewhat messily, by the northwestern deserts; washed by three seas, by the dark waters of the Bay of Bengal and the blue waters of the Arabian Sea—to fall prey to some version of the thought that God “intended” India.

Only if you are as stupid as shit. What happened was that Brahmans and Shramans and various other religious sects spread across most of what is now India. This created the sense of a common oikumene. Indeed, the Vedic religion had a notion of where it was permissible to settle without loss of caste. Hinduism, in its broad sense, created India as we know it. There are separatist movements in non-Hindu majority areas on the borders. Rai won't accept this simple fact. That is why he is troubled by ghosts though, sadly, not always that of Patrick Swayze.  

Variations on this theme may be found all the way from the Vishnupurana to modern times.

Nepal and Sri Lanka would have been considered part of Arya-varta or the common oikumene. Burma probably not. Still, India has no designs on Nepal or Sri Lanka. 

From this purely aesthetic point of view, the violence of Partition was more than merely physical—it rent asunder that which God had, manifestly, formed.

From the practical point of view it got rid of the Muslim League. For Nehru, this was cheap at the price.  

In the course of history, however, this, and such, “naturalness” has had little persuasive appeal, except for those who are its beneficiaries. Thus, our colonial masters, for instance, were unlikely to abandon the colonial enterprise of “civilizing” India merely on the aesthetic grounds that their presence here was an intrusion into something that was already sufficient and complete.

I don't get this. The Brits created an Empire in India. They did look at 'natural borders' because those are more defensible. But they also had to look at the economic resources of different territories. Burma could be made profitable if you brought in Indian labour. But Burma was different from India. The Brits did not resist its going its own way in 1937.  

Even as God rested, satisfied with his handiwork, having pared his fingernails, the mischievous Brits stole in.

They should have let the French take over the territory.  

In other words, the geographical-territorial version of nationalism had to be supplemented, during the course of the Independence struggle, by other linguistic and cultural forms, which drew on more immediate loyalties, and therefore commanded greater mobilizational force.

No. The 'geographical-territorial version' was wholly irrelevant. All that mattered, after 1920, was how people would vote. Alok doesn't get that it was the 1946 election result which triggered partition.  

Thus, the emergence of the freedom movement is also the period during which different cultural and linguistic regions begin to acquire a self-conscious regional awareness.

This was already happening. The more newly acquired territory resented the influx of clerks and lawyers from the regions which had been longer under British rule. Thus Bihari Kayasths were against Bengali domination of the administration. But caste associations soon merged into Provincial associations which in turn merged with either the INC or the Muslim League. Why does Alok not know this? The answer is, he prefers to live in a fantasy world where ghost of Hindustani is lingering like a bad smell. If only it would fuck the fuck off, ghost of Patrick Swayze will come and give Alok some red hot anal loving.  

The tension between the regional and the supra-regional—if not yet, or always, or consensually, “national”—is familiar to all students of the evolution of our modern being.

More so to 'Madrasis'. Rajaji was a Tamil chauvinist. Radhakrishnan was a Telugu chauvinist. Linguistic reorganization of the States was required because of pressure from below. But Telengana too resented domination by coastal Andhras. I suppose Orissa too will be split up.  

The inherent and exhilarating (and sometimes infuriating) diversity of India lends itself to being configured in different ways in order to yield different “unities,” different and competing “ideas of India.”

No. Religion trumps Language though not necessarily caste. Resentment of 'outsider' domination can lead to the redrawing of Provincial boundaries.  

But for all that cacophony and contention, there was general agreement on the idea that there must be one national language

No. There was general agreement that the thing didn't matter. States would make their own arrangements one way or another. When it came to Religion, however, best tread carefully. Look what happened to Indira after Bluestar.  

—and after the first flirtations with polite “memorandum” nationalism, it was realized that

cow-protection was the way to go to achieve mass-contact. Also, in Maharashtra, Ganapati Puja and opposition to draconian enforcement of the Epidemic Diseases Act of 1897 played a role. However students were increasingly being drawn to revolutionary organizations of a patriotic kind. The agitation against the partition of Bengal and Hindu resentment of 'pro-agriculturist' land laws in Punjab played a part. Even somnolent Madras was waking up. The Vernacular press was throwing off its timidity. Profits could be made by catering to the rising generation. 

the communicational-mobilizational needs of the movement required that this national language be one that would be accessible to the broad masses of the Indian people.

No. Gandhi found that the Hindi edition of his paper needed subsidization. It would be convenient if everybody adopted the same language but for that to happen you would have to produce something worth reading. Sadly, the only people who could write in Hindi wrote miserabilist shit- probably because they kept being defeated in argument by supercilious cows. On the other hand, people were prepared to watch Hindi films if the actresses were pretty and the songs were nice. Nothing wrong with Hindustani music. It is Hindi literature- thanks to the likes of Premchand- which is boring, miserabilist, shite. Why? The Hindi writer feels contempt for his reader. Why throw pearls before swine? Just dash off some sob story about rustic retards being beastly to each other in the boondocks and see if you can get paid some money for it. 

Gandhi is often credited with the political initiation of this idea,

Gandhi had a spiritual quality. Many learnt Hindi because he commanded it- just as he commanded them to spin cotton or go to jail. But they wouldn't read Hindi. Why? It was boring shit written by people who were stupider than cows and who firmly believed their readers where even stupider and more bestial. Rai should understand that if there is a Directive Principle regarding cow protection in the constitution, it is because average IQ in UP will fall if cows are killed or otherwise excluded from the aggregation exercise. 

but forms of this are to be found much before Gandhi’s advent into Indian politics, in the writings of sundry forward-looking thinkers, particularly from Bengal. Thus, Purushottam Das Tandon, the Hindi ideologue, speaking on 14 September 1949, reminded the Constituent Assembly: We have been speaking of a national language for years and years. It is not a new subject before the House. It was in the 19th century that this idea of a national language took shape in Bengal, not in Uttar Pradesh (U.P.) or Bihar…. Lakshmi Kant Maitra, representing Bengal, grumbled: “We have been amply rewarded for all that!” 

After partition, it was obvious that the cow-belt would have a disproportionate number of votes. The trick was to get them to accept a language called 'Hindi' which they themselves could not speak. Boring official communications can be written by clever Bengalis or Madrasis in Sanskritized Hindi. That way the cow-belt would be kept in the dark about what had been decided.  

...The wise people who were running the Constituent Assembly managed to save the situation by deferring the question of language until the very end, when most of the Constitution was in the bag already, and members were reluctant to abandon the whole project, or start all over again.

This is silly. Nehru was in the driving seat. It didn't matter what the Assembly did or didn't do.  

However, the universally and consensually acceptable “national” language, prior to the convening of the Constituent Assembly, was not Hindi but Hindustani.

Gandhi didn't know Sanskrit and spoke only the lingua franca. Nehru had absorbed correct Hindi from the women of his family though he himself liked Urdu. 

Fauji Hindustani was a possibility. The problem was that Provinces were determined to hang on to their separate scripts. If Hindustani is written in Roman, the habit might spread to other languages.  

There, as we have remarked already, it continued to lead its ghostly existence, hovering between being and non-being.

No. Like Cockney, it was downgraded to a vulgar dialect or lingua franca good enough for soldiers and prostitutes but not senior bureaucrats or professors.  

...the fact of the matter is that “the question of Hindustani” refuses to lie down and stay dead, so to speak.

Is there any political party which says 'replace Hindi with Hindustani?' No. The issue is dead. Alok may say 'it is a pity that such and such wasn't done 75 years ago' but the riposte is 'it couldn't be done then. It can't be done now. Don't be silly.' 

 Once it became crucial for the emergent Hindi-Hindu savarna proto-élite, in the period after 1857, to make space for themselves in the colonial administration

It is always crucial for a proto-elite to make space for itself in any administration whatsoever. What was funny was that the way this was done was by putting on dhoti, shouting slogans in Hindi and then going to jail. Suppose, in the year 1910, someone had pointed at Dr. Rajendra Prasad and said 'that man will occupy the Viceregal Mansion', you would have assumed that, like S.P Sinha (who was made a Lord) he would have risen as a barrister and then as a learned judge and then a member of the Viceroy's Council before gaining the ultimate accolade of being appointed Governor General on the grounds of his intelligence and erudition. You would not have guessed that Prasad would spend years as a khadi clad jail-bird.

the shared and overlapping linguistic space had to be divided and split up.

Nonsense! Bengalis and Madrasis and so on did no such thing. The elite, under the Raj were White. You could join that elite by becoming a Judge or an ICS officer or making so much money that you were knighted or given a Baronetcy. 

Then, the name “Hindustani” could mean either that overlapping part of the continuum which was common to both Hindi and Urdu—which was no fun at all if one was thinking of making space for oneself in the zero-sum game of the colonial administration; or “Hindustani” could mean that part of the continuum which was neither Hindi nor Urdu—in which case it disappeared altogether, as it did for Mr. Ghanshyam Gupta.

This is nonsense. Muslims had already decided to upgrade the vernacular using Arabic and Persian. Iqbal taught Arabic in Lahore before travelling to Europe. Subsequently, he began writing in Persian. His Urdu poetry caught on. There was genuine enthusiasm for the language. This meant there was an in-built support base for his vision of an Islamic Pakistan. By contrast, there was no enthusiasm for Hindi. Still, as an official language, you could have a stilted, Sanskritised, version of it. In any case, India needed to concentrate on Engineering not Literature. 

As the politics of dissension gathered steam, and— mixing metaphors madly—snowballed and ramified, “Hindustani” came to denominate the terminological compromise which was advocated by Gandhi, among others. However, compromise was the last thing anybody had on their minds at that time,

because the Muslim League could paralyse the administration if Partition wasn't conceded.  

and “Hindustani” left both of the combatants dissatisfied and suspicious:

because good writers wrote in Urdu. Hindi had no literature save of a miserabilist kind.  

each saw the name as a Trojan horse for the other side—even as it sought, with manifest contradiction, both to distance itself from, and to claim, also for its democratic legitimacy, the common terrain!

Trojan horses are wooden. They can't gallop. Urdu was a Bucephalus. Hindi was a donkey which hoped to one day become a cow.  

In this kind of force-field, Gandhi’s compromise formulation “Hindi or Hindustani” was doomed to failure.

Because Jinnah would not compromise with him. Why does Rai not understand this? Muslims followed Jinnah. They wanted Pakistan and Urdu not Hindustani and  Kaffirs. Perhaps, if people had wanted Maithili, Avadhi, Bhojpuri etc, they'd have got it. But they didn't. Why? They could have as much of it as they liked in any case. They wanted their kids to learn something at school which would help them to rise. Sanskritized language had prestige for Hindus for a religious reason. Persianate language had prestige for Muslims for both social and religious reason.   

True, some self-hating Hindus might prefer Urdu to Hindi. But English was superior to either. It marked a superior deracination and self-loathing. 

That “or” could connote either alterity or identity. It could mean either that Hindi was the same as Hindustani, so the mullah was up in arms, or that Hindustani was an alternative to Hindi, so the pandit, quite as pugnacious, would have none of it. Census data offers a comic, and also tragic, illustration of the fate of Hindustani in our troubled times. Thus, between 1931 and 1951, the numbers of people claiming Hindustani as their mother tongue in U.P. declined by 86.4 percent, and by 98.5 percent in the period 1951–1961. Similar catastrophic declines—disappearing millions!—reflect little more than the communalization of linguistic identities.

No. The issue was 'what language should be taught in schools?' The answer was 'a more prestigious type than is commonly spoken'. Hindi may not have much in the way of literature. Sanskrit does. Shuddh Hindi opens the door to Sanskrit scholarship. Persianate Urdu opens the door to Persian itself. But  Arabic is better yet. Elite Urdu speakers complain of a growing tendency to prefer Arabic words or Arabic pronunciation for Persian equivalents- e.g. 'Allah hafiz' for 'Khuda hafiz'. 

. Hindustani isn’t the only language-description to have gotten caught up in the politics of identity. Thus, in the 1941 census for Punjab, language statistics were not collected because it turned out that there were no Punjabi speakers there at all: the Muslims claimed Urdu as their mother tongue and all the others claimed Hindi!  The 1971 census still recognized Hindustani, albeit grouping it under Hindi, but subsequent censuses have eliminated Hindustani altogether. The terminological difficulty is so acute that one is tempted to abandon the name altogether—except that there is something valuable in the idea of Hindustani that continues to haunt us;

what haunts Rai is the idea that if Grandpa hadn't died in 1936 maybe he'd have written something readable. Iqbal and Tagore would have praised him. Everybody would say 'our children must learn Premchand's language. He writes so well. He isn't a miserabilist cretin at all.' That way there would have been no Partition. The King Emperor would have learnt 'Hindustani'. He would have married his daughter, Elizabeth. to Alok's daddy. Alok would rule over a vast Empire from Bucking Palace.  

as opposed to the reality of it, which is at best ambiguous.

No. It is unambiguous. Urdu had good writers. Hindi didn't but we could ignore actual Hindi and just make it the closest thing to Sanskrit possible. After all, smart peeps in Europe learn Sanskrit. Look at T.S Eliot! Nobody wants their kids to have to read Premchand. 

 The fact that Hindustani was imbricated, but not complicit, with the Avadh feudal order

English was imbricated and complicit with the British Imperial order. But it is useful. Its literature is good. Rai, like his father, prefers to write in it. Hindustani is okay if that's all you know. But you don't want to spend money getting your kids to speak it. 

meant that a whole range of cultural possibilities could be represented as being tainted, even as it enabled the Hindi counter-élite—primarily upper-caste and conservative, even reactionary—to pretend to a democratic, popular legitimacy whose consequences are all around us even today.

Modi would not have pretended to have gotten a majority in 2014 or 2019 if Hindustani hadn't been killed by Brahmin bastids.  

Summing up in his account of the constitutional debate apropos, Granville Austin remarks: Partition killed Hindustani (1966, 302).

Killing kaffirs caused kaffirs to want Partition. It turned out, they too were good at killing.  

The implied antithesis between the two

There is none. Partition means a parting of the ways. Hindustani was a middle ground.  

explains the continued lure, the ghostly persistence of Hindustani as something that might assist in the process of recovery from the cultural consequences of Partition.

i.e. Pakistan and Bangladesh begging to become part of India.  

But the chances don’t look too good. In a recent paper, Hindustani was described, sensitively, as not quite a language, but rather a zone of “anxiety” between Hindi and Urdu (Hasnain and Rajyashree 2002, n.p.)

Only if you care about such things. But nobody who is not employed teaching shite gives a shit.  

This is a pity because a large part of the power and delight of Hindustani consists precisely in the way it enables the skilled user to play with polymorphous perversity, so to speak, over the entire range, from fairly tatsama Sanskrit all the way to fluent Persian and guttural Arabic, providing cross-border frissons to a genuinely multilingual community.

This is similar to the jouissance gained by playing with your own shit. You may think you are being very clever. Everybody else thinks you are a drooling imbecile.  

 The de-legitimizing of this glorious linguistic domain—particularly in the pedagogical apparatuses of the State— chokes this play and renders the anxious victim-learners dull, pompous and pedestrian.

Nonsense! If you can write well or have something interesting or witty to say, you can make a lot of money talking or writing in a macaronic style.  

Unbending, inhumane politics is the inevitable corollary.

Arvind Kejriwal rose because he had taken part in Hindi theatre performances while at IIT. He crafted a persona for himself and an idiolect- featuring words like 'kattar'- for himself. Rahul is trying to do the same thing by saying 'babbar'. 

On the recoil from all this, Hindustani presents itself—on the ramparts, at the hour of the wolf—as a utopian symbol, a point of desire, something light, bright and distant from our sphere of sorrow (to coin a phrase!).

Very true. If only Nehru had spoken Hobson-Jobson, India would have been saved from his Dynasty. Instead of saying 'long years ago we made a tryst with destiny', he should have said 'Yaar, long time hum ko Kismet se fucky-sucky mangta hai.'

However  Hamlet, beware!

Ghost of your Daddy is actually Hindustani. 

I yield to none in my love for this my language.

He had to translate his own 'Hindi Nationalism' into Hindi after 20 years of other translators throwing up their hands and retreating from the task.  

And I have often been tempted by the thought—something of an occupational hazard for wordsmiths—that some kind of linguistic initiative might provide the trigger for change, a revolution made by poets.

So, not Premchand or his descendants then.  

More realistically, however, I suggest that the yearning for Hindustani is a kind of symptom of our political condition, a revulsion against the purist, intolerant attitudes that inform the politics of the Hindu Right.

The problem is bad writing which is caused by refusing to read your own shite and crossing out everything which isn't informative or entertaining. Good editors make for good literature. That has nothing to do with politics. Rai, in his introduction to his translation of his own book says he is indebted to many learned people. Sadly none seem to have had any editorial skill. 

Like a litmus paper, this recurrent yearning can, at best, register change, and perhaps the hope for change,

Nope. That's not how litmus paper works. Hope doesn't count.  

but the transformation itself will have to happen in the real, material world.

i.e. yearning doesn't have any magical power.  

Sensitive observers realize that the stalemate between the English élite and the Hindi élite that purports to challenge it holds us all hostage.

There is no such stalemate. Everybody understands that only STEM subjects matter. Anyway, AI can do pretty good translation- or even composition- in Indian languages. Religion, however, remains Religion. Hating Hinduism and yearning for it to disappear from India is going to leave you a bitter and disappointed man.  

The fact that the privileged speak for “secularism”

like Jinnah? 

and the intolerant and communal speak for “democracy”

like Nehru. It was on his watch that Hindi in Devanagari script became the official language.  

poisons our necessary public discourse about both of these vital ideas.

No. It is stupidity and bigotry which has that effect.  

It is at this point that the possibility of Hindustani presents itself, as the natural vehicle of popular democracy as well as of secularism. 

If you listen to Modi, what you hear is not shuddh Hindi or Urdu. You could call it Hindustani. But what you call it doesn't matter. What matters is whether somebody can do his job better than he can. Sooner or later some such person must be found. Perhaps it will be from his own party. Perhaps not. What is certain is that Religion has high 'Income elasticity of demand' in India. The thing isn't going to go away just because you don't like it.  

Reactions to Francesca Orsini's deportation

There was a time when you could do a PhD on an Indian language, or Indian dance, or sculpture or whatever, without having to tart up your dissertation with modish references to Continental philosophers like Habermas, Merleau Ponty, Foucault, etc. Even if you were a genuine Communist you didn't have to use academic jargon to establish your ideological credentials as 'anti-Fa'. This involved rejecting what Gadamer called the 'hermeneutics of Faith' (e.g. the notion that people like good writing and don't like boring shitheads) for the 'hermeneutics of Suspicion' (good writing is totes Nazi. Writing boring shite represents 'Resistance') . 

Without loss of generality, this gives rise to the theorem that, if Mummy says 'why don't you study something useful at Collidge', you immediately understand that she hates you and is an evil witch in the pay of Neo-Liberalism. Also, she committed genocide in Gaza by letting your little sister have the last slice of cake. So what if it was her birthday? She is nothing but a tool of the Zionist power-elite. Most four year old are, you know. 

Francesca Orsinis, an Italian citizen, first studied Hindi in Venice, Italy. Italians are good philologists and, I imagine, she would have been able to produce a good 'compare and contrast' account of the manner in which Italian was standardized as the official language of a united Italy and the movement for the standardization of Hindi and Urdu as official languages in India and Pakistan respectively. But this is an old story. Little value can be added to it at this late hour. 

Orsini did her MPhil at JNU where, quite naturally, she absorbed the ignorance and paranoid bigotry  of the jhollawallah Indian left. In particular she became close to Amrit Rai, the son of Premchand, and his son, Alok Rai. She then did her PhD at SOAS where the rising generation of scholars felt that the older members of the faculty were too 'empirical', conservative, and imbricated in elitist, patriarchal, narratives or discourse. (The exception was Rupert Snell. The girls thought he was a cutie-pie and wept bitter tears when he got married. ) 

 The plain fact is, the work of the older, male, Professors was useful enough to specialists but not sexy or part of a wider critique of Neo-Liberalism as enforcing gender binaries in an occult manner calling for a critical response founded in 'the philosophy of suspicion'. Also, people getting PhDs from SOAS ought not to be forced to learn some shitty oriental language. They should get a sheepskin for writing illiterate nonsense. 

 Thus, Orsini's research, which was of little intrinsic value, enabled her to rise as part and parcel of a 'post-colonial' cohort of scholars who could be relied on to express hostility or paranoid suspicion of 'elites' and their instrumentalization of 'Nationalism' or 'Religion' or Literacy' or 'Employment' so as to sodomize the revolting masses and impose gender binaries upon them. Needless to say, this  only happens because Neo-Liberalism is very evil. 

Orsini, an Italian citizen, had a 5 year E-visa multiple entry for India for which the going rate is about 80 dollars. In March of this year, it appears that the Indian authorities cancelled the visa because they believed she had carried out Research on her visits to India. This was a reasonable supposition because she is in fact a researcher working on topics related to India. She should have got the Research Visa which is for three years and a bit more expensive than the tourist visa. For this reason, her visa was invalidated and she was deported from India some days ago. 

This action by the government has led to an outcry by some left-leaning Indian intellectuals and commentators. If Orsini is barred from India, Hindi speakers will not be able to learn about their ancestral language. They will soon lose the power to speak intelligibly. They will make animal noises and start prowling around on all fours. It is clear that Modi intends to turn the Hindi speakers into cows- which he may then illegally worship in open defiance of the sacred Indian Constitution written by Boddhisattva Ambedkar. Needless to say, it is only Hindus who will be turned into cows. They will be spared the butcher's knife because cow slaughter is banned in many Hindi speaking States. What will happen to the Muslims? Bereft of access to Orsini, they will turn into goats and will be butchered for Eid-al-Adha or Kali Puja. This is clearly a diabolical attempt to reduce the percentage of Muslim voters. Worse yet is the plight of secular Indians. They will be turned into chickens. Their heads will be cut off and they will run around flapping their wings as 'murg-e-bismillah'. 

Some such headless chickens have written the following article for Scroll.In- 

What does Francesca Orsini’s scholarly work say? Five former students explain what they have learnt
Orsini, a Hindi scholar and professor at London’s School of Oriental and African Studies, was recently stopped from entering India.
Aakriti Mandhwani , Priyanka Basu, Raahi Adhya, Chinmay Sharma & Kanupriya Dhingra


Hindi scholar Francesca Orsini’s work over the past three decades has been so expansive that it has proved to be difficult to present a neat introduction to her work.

It is easy for an intelligent graduate student to write a neat introduction to the work of their Professor. It is very difficult for a scholar whose head has been chopped off. 

Contributors to this essay below offer several entry points into her scholarship through a discussion of her monographs –The Hindi Public Sphere: 1920-1940. Language and Literature in the Age of Nationalism (2002), Hindi translation (2010); Print and Pleasure: Popular Literature and Entertaining Fictions in Colonial North India (2009); East of Delhi: Multilingual Literary Culture and World Literature (2023) – and several collaborative projects. All contributors to this piece have been Orsini’s students, and teach literature, literary history, comparative literature, and performance studies in India and around the world.e

It is impossible for any student of literary and print history in North India to form an informed view of the field without engaging with Francesca Orsini’s defining work on the early Hindi public sphere and popular fiction.

It is easy to do so by focusing on the primary sources. Orsini's work is derivative. If you have heard the fulminations of Alok Rai, you can ignore her oeuvre in its entirety. The plain fact is, Muslims chose to make the vernacular more Persianate. For some, this was in pursuance of their claim to be a separate nation. The election result of 1946 led directly to the creation of Pakistan where Urdu was made the national language despite the fact that only a small proportion of the population spoke it. This was one of the main reason why Pakistan split into two countries. India adopted a Sanskritized Hindi written in Devanagari. However different States were welcome to use their own language for any or all purposes. 

It was the difference in Script which caused the separation of Hindi and Urdu. In Bengal, there was no difference in script and so there was no great divergence between the vernacular language of the Hindu and the Muslim. Nevertheless there was Partition. Religion mattered more than language or class or even ideology. 

The British policy of encouraging students to learn one Classical and one Vernacular language may have contributed to the increasing separation between the two dialects. Muslims chose Persian or Arabic as the Classical Language and modified their written language accordingly. Hindus chose Sanskrit and sought to standardize the language by Sanskritization. But such tendencies had a long history in other parts of the world. The English language tended to become more Latinate and less Anglo-Saxon thanks to the spread of education and increasing affluence in the Augustan age. Publishers preferred texts written in a standardized version of the high prestige dialect. Hindi and Urdu developed similarly for endogenous reasons though, no doubt, the example of English was always at the back of the minds of the administrators and intellectuals of the period. 

I may mention all countries had movements to 'purify' the vernacular in the inter-war period. Anthony Burgess, a student of literature in Manchester, mentions a friend who wrote a book using only words of Anglo-Saxon provenance. In Italy, there was the move to replace French words like 'Hotel' with the indigenous 'albergo'. That fad passed. America became the new model for emulation. Most new Italian words are formed out of American English. But Indians too sprinkle plenty of such words in their conversation. Dil mange more Pizza.  

Her wide-ranging book on the Hindi public sphere

She is using Habermas's term for that part of society which is 'engaged in critical public debate'. Sadly, the public thinks such debate is not critical at all. It is a pastime for headless chickens teaching worthless shite or editing magazines which require a subsidy of some sort. 

is remarkable because of its sheer engagement with primary sources

boring shite.  

– periodicals being chief among them, many of them now buried in forgotten archives.

because they were boring, stupid, shite. Those which weren't gained market share and turned into big Media Corporations.  

Hindi periodicals in the early 20th century literally shaped the story and image of Hindi as we know it today,

No. The market played a role but politicians played a greater role. What was decisive was Partition. After that, the Hindus decided to hang together rather than face the salami tactics of the Muslims and the Communists. Sanskrit has provided much of the vocabulary of even the Dravidian South. Shuddh Hindi in Devanagari can be learnt easily. The Madrasi is at no disadvantage in producing turgid texts in Shuddh Hindi even when compared to the Banarasi Pundit.  

as evidenced by the fact that an entire epoch of Hindi literature is named after Mahavir Prasad Dwivedi,

Nobody gives a shit about him. Still, we get what Orsini is saying. Dwivedi is Brahmin. Premchand was Kayasth. Brahmins are bad. They sodomize and brainwash non-Brahmins. Did you know that Modi is actually a Brahmin belonging to the British Royal Family? His real name is Nicholas Maugham. Neo-Liberalism hired him to fool the bahishkrit people of India into voting for an evil Capitalist party controlled by Top Hatted Plutocrats in London and New York.  

who edited the iconic periodical Saraswati for the first two decades of the 20th century.

A.O Hume, who later founded the Indian National Congress, had set up schools in Etawah where he was the District Collector. He also set up a Hindi and an Urdu newsletter. Why? Kids who had learnt to read might lapse back into illiteracy if they had nothing to read. The question was whether Hindi, the language of the majority could replace Urdu (i.e. the same language but written in Arabic script). Madan Mohan Malviya- the founder of Benares Hindu University- got the Lt. Governor of the Province to grant recognition to Hindi in 1900. But the cow-protection movement of the Nineties had already given impetus to Congress as an organization capable of 'mass contact' and mobilization. Hume, I may mention, favoured cow-protection for agronomic reasons. 

The story of the rise of Hindi is also the story of the rise of Hindu nationalism. For a time there was some hope that the Muslims would be content to be a junior party of the Hindu dominated Congress party. When they insisted on going their own way, it was inevitable that the official language would be Sanskritized. It is a different matter that only the market matters. Nobody cares about 'pure' or 'impure' language.  

Another of Orsini’s major contributions is a thorough and sensitive close reading and attention to form. For instance, she writes the history of Chand, a very popular Hindi periodical of the 1920s, and how it expanded the space for women to exist in the public sphere through generic interventions such as the mode of the confessional.

This is silly. Chand, like Saraswati, was conservative. What changed things was campaigns within castes to abandon purdah and spread female literacy. Dr. Rajendra Prasad has written of the piteous condition of Kayasth purdah-nashin women in rural Bihar. 

On the other hand, my own research into English literature has shown that the publication of the Beano magazine in 1938 caused the liberation of British women and led directly to the reign of Empress Thatcher. Previously, British women had no space to exist in the public sphere. They would hide in sewers. 

Her expertise and close attention to historical and literary critical methods have persisted throughout her career in her numerous writings on periodicals big and small, literary and not so literary, popular and esoteric, and their expansive role in the formation of literary cultures and sensibilities.

She writes boring shite in the paranoid ideological style which is de rigueur in useless Academic Departments which provide sheepskins to morons. 

Orsini’s work on the periodical – an ephemeral, fleeting, yet robust form

that which is robust can't also be ephemeral. What this cretin means is that periodicals often go bust. Their editors start new periodicals which too go bust unless they get a government hand out or are subsidized by a political party or vested interest group.  

– has directed the attention of numerous scholars of print history toward study it.

Orsini, being Italian, writes correct English. This cretin is incapable of any such thing though she too got her PhD at SOAS.  

Her pioneering work on the significance of popular genres, Print and Pleasure: Popular Literature and Entertaining Fictions in Colonial North India, draws attention to the overwhelming popularity of print in North India.

No. Circulation rates were low. What sold well were textbooks and religious tomes.  

Lithography, a form of print technology that made possible the appearance of many languages and scripts cheaply and easily, found its real home in North Indian popular publishing.

Even illiterate people bought religious lithographic artwork, calendars, etc.  

Following the introduction of print and publishing by colonial and missionary authorities, regional publishers were quick to spot a viable market in it. Uncovering this history, Orsini provides us with the expansive breadth of multilingual reading cultures of North India.
‘A more versatile map of north India’

She isn't adding to the information set. All this is covered in the standard history books people mug up for the UPSC exam. 

Priyanka Basu

Francesca Orsini’s abiding interest in the circulation of literary texts in north India can perhaps be best understood

by the fact that she has a low IQ and can't specialize in anything of genuine intellectual interest. I am much smarter than her. That is why I have specialized in research on 'the Beano' and its role in the rise of Thatcherism. Sadly, my decision to write my dissertation in Indus Valley script has prevented it from gaining acclaim. This is because Neo-Liberalism is refusing to decipher that script. Personally, I blame Donald Trump for this horrendous outcome.  

through what she herself calls “tellings and texts”, ie, a continued dialogic relationship between literature and performance.

Taking dictation is not dialogic. Few wrote Hindi if they could dictate it instead.  

Over the course of the past two decades (and even more), her scholarship on the oral performative genres of the katha, barahmasa, dhrupad, bishnupad, qissa, Bhojpuri songs and others has illuminated the enigmatic world of early modern north India in India and beyond, such as in Mauritius.

That world was already illuminated by granny and uncle and teechur and Guruji.  

Her sustained investment in excavating the social history of a genre like the katha (or stories) only goes on to show what a “thick” reading of text(s) can allow us to see.

It allows us to see that thickos can get PhDs from SOAS. The good news is that they can then be barred from India. India does not need to import stupidity. 

Incidentally, I had a Bengali friend called 'Sumit' which he pronounced 'Shumit' who was doing a PhD at SOAS at the same time as Orsini. I encouraged him to pronounce SOAS as 'Show-ass'. He refused to do so. This was because of evil influence of Empress Thatcher which was itself caused by the creation of a public space for women by the children's magazine 'Beano'.  

Her long trajectory of scholarship on the oral-literate genres devotes space to and rigorously explains early modern texts such as Malik Muhammad Jayasi’s Kānhavat,

Orsini makes no such claim. You would need to be an expert on Sufi lineages in order to do that. Padmavat- Jayasi's masterwork- is sufficiently well known. There are diminishing, or negative, returns to further research on the subject unless, of course, you happen to be a lesbian parrot and feel that LGBTQ birds have not received their proper place in Queer Theory probably because many academics in that line of work are fucking pussies.  

Mir ‘Abdul Wahid Bilgrami’s Haqā’iq-i Hindī, Isardas’s Satyavatī Katha, Lalach’s Harikathā, among numerous others.

I don't know Russian but I have rigorously studied Ivan Klemkhov, I don't care that there is no such author. What I care about is not getting tenure. Is it coz I iz bleck?  

Her skill in reading texts across languages such as early Hindi, Urdu, Persian, Arabic, and Brajbhasha helps us understand

she is low IQ. Otherwise she would be famous in her own country.  

the rich multilingual and multi-performative local worlds across north India.

 which non-Indians know so well they are happy to emigrate to Italy, Germany, UK or any other country still ruled by White people. 

Orsini’s scrutiny of the katha texts and genres in print and performance highlights the possibilities of multiple readings in the multi-religious worlds of north India, such as that of the Sufis and Bhakti saints.

They must be read from the perspective of lesbian parrots.  

Her close textual readings of the oral-literate genres go beyond the discipline of Literary Studies or Literary Histories, helping scholars and enthusiasts of theatre and performance to focus beyond the event or “live”ness of performances themselves to keep looking into their multiple archives, their spaces and modes of circulation, as well as their contexts of censorship.

If you are too stupid to do 'Literary Studies', you can do 'Performance Studies'. Incidentally, farting is a performance art. I should be made a Professor of Indian farting at the University of Venice. 

Her assessment of Bhojpuri songs of India and the Mauritius as world literature – what she veritably calls “fluid texts” – takes us deeper into the rich world of Bhojpuri song orature (including Chutney music) contributed to by migrant coolies, traders, travellers, etc.

Sadly, Orsini fails to mention the great role of lesbian parrots throughout world literature.  

As academic interest in trade/travel routes, Creole languages, and performative cultures of the Indian Ocean world continues to grow, the range and depth of such scholarly intervention remain invaluable.

No. The thing is boring and stupid. Smart Mauritians study French political history or just focus on getting rich through FinTech or IT or whatever.  


As Orsini has shown time and again through her scholarship, texts enliven both past and contemporary worlds for us,

I suppose brain-dead students at SOAS need some enlivening.  

as we understand them through their multiple transmitters beyond the divisions of region, religion, language and culture.

Lesbian parrots are able to fly over those dividing borders. Sadly, their role in world literature has not been properly recognized.  

Her scholarship helps us imagine a more versatile map of north India,

with lots of mini-Pakistans  

where different aesthetic tastes in literature and performances were created, sustained and transformed over time.

Because that is how Time works. It is good that SOAS students come to learn about this.  

It challenges an easy and convenient one-dimensional historiography to enliven texts and contemplate what they still have to offer through their tellings and re-tellings. For her many students, now strewn around the world, Orsini’s scholarship is a life-long training in remaining forever enthusiastic and inquisitive about texts beyond their words, through verses, songs, inflexions and sounds.

These stupid kids went to SOAS. Professor was nice and 'enlivening'. They are very grateful to her. They feel that by cancelling Orsini's visa, Indian Government is condemning 1.4 billion Indians to a bestial fate. True, the Hindus may become sacred cows. But what about the Muslims who are being turned into goats? What about jhollawallah headless chickens? Spare a thought for them even if you aren't a lesbian parrot.  

‘Multiple worlds into conversation’
Raahi Adhya

who says she can do 'peer review' in English but not Bengali or Hindi 

As someone who works on Bengali roopkatha – tales that crystallised as nationalist and children’s literature – I have found

people think I've wasted my time?  

Francesca Orsini’s insights into the multilingual and multiscalar lives of genres profoundly shaping my approach. Her work taught me to see the “local” not as something sealed off or pure,

because British weren't local or pure, yet they ruled Bengal. But then the Muslim Princes too were immigrants. 

but as a space alive with other languages and influences.

This lady says she can review her peers only if they write in English, not Bengali. It seems ,what was more alive in the Kolkata where she got her first degree was English rather than Bengali. This is because her first degree was in English. Her second and third were in 'Women's studies'. It may be that the only sort of Bengali text she can understand was written for six year olds.  

‘Multilingualism is not a problem, but a rich cultural tapestry’

Bangladesh was wrong to object to Pak Army's experiment in genocide.  

Chinmay Sharma

A few years ago, Francesca Orsini secured a prestigious grant from the European Research Council (ERC) for the Multiple Local and Significant Geography (MULOSIGE) project at SOAS.

If you bleat politically correct nonsense, the bureaucrats will give you a bit of money to do utterly useless research.  

Collaborating with academics working on North India, the Horn of Africa, and the Maghreb, the project focused on “three time periods: colonial consolidation, decolonisation and the current globalising moment” to provide a more “modest, honest, and accurate” account of world literature that moved beyond the Anglophone and the novel.

Where did it move to? Who cares? What matters is that it is gone.  

This effort resulted in multiple essays, journal special editions, collected volumes, and, recently, in her monograph East of Delhi (2023). Engagingly written, the book is a tour de force that articulates an understanding of world literature not just as a market for globalised capital flows anchored in the Global North,

Nobody thought Chinese literature had anything do with capital flows from Western Europe. Missionary activity, on the other hand, did have an impact.  

but rather as “a tapestry of crisscrossing significant geographies…that never becomes a single totality.”

Yet India is a single totality. So is Pakistan- after Bangladesh broke away.  

Focusing on an unlikely corpus of sant texts from early modern Awadh, Orsini makes a strong case for approaching multilingualism not as a problem, but as a rich cultural tapestry of linguistic, literary, and genre circulation, inter-textuality and transmutation.

No. She talks modish bollocks. The plain fact is that Avadhi literature in Arabic script moved towards Persianization or Arabization while that written in Devanagari moved towards a standardized, Sanskritized, Hindi.

‘Print cultures are living, dynamic worlds’

Some are. Some aren't.  

Kanupriya Dhingra

Whose tweet on Orsini's deportation met this response from Amish Tripathi.

I have no views on this scholar Francesca Orsini. Had never heard of her. But those of us from a rooted background, who speak Hindi at home, read Hindi books as well, can only roll our eyes at this rather bizarre claim that 'few have shaped our understanding' of Hindi literary culture like a British SOAS Prof!
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I should explain, Amish Tripathi was the head, for four years, of the Nehru Centre in London while also serving as Minister (Education) at the Indian High Commission. He met all the culturally or intellectually important people connected to India during that period. Orsini had been invited to a International Woman's Day event hosted jointly by the Telugu Association and the Nehru Centre. That was  in 2013 some six years before Tripathi took over. If he didn't know Orsini it was because she wasn't important. Still, under UPA, she was a sort of junior lieutenant in the jhollahwallah ranks. I suppose the Telugu Association couldn't find a female Telugu speaking professor and so had to settle for a nice Italian lady. After all, Soniaji is Italian. 

Francesca Orsini has been a first window into book history for many of us,

because we are stupid and ignorant. She is nice lady. She told us PhD students that History means what happened in the Past. Things were different then. I told this to some booksellers I interviewed in Daryaganj. They said 'beti, you are so brilliant! Just like Albert Einstein!'  I will do more such research and publish many books on history of book in Daryaganj. My friend Sushila said 'why just Daryaganj? Why not Greater Kailash?' I told her she was imaginary lesbian parrot. She took umbrage and flew away. Now I feel very lonely. Prof. Orsini should come and visit me. Modi is very cruel for deporting her. 

not only as a field of methods and questions, but as a way of thinking about the life of texts and the people who make, circulate, and read them. Her scholarship reveals that print cultures are not static repositories of words; they are living, dynamic worlds where meanings, emotions, and economies constantly intersect.

Also Sushila should come flying back to me so that we can intersect. She may be imaginary. She may be lesbian. She may be merely a bird. But I want to explain to her why research on 'book' should be only done in Daryaganj, not Greater Kailash. Did you know Kailash is Hindu word for some sacred mountain? That is against Secularism. Mind it kindly.  

Through her work, she has expanded the vocabulary of print history, showing how literary and non-literary materials alike participate in the making of social life.

Her edited volume Love in South Asia: A Cultural History remains foundational for anyone studying the emotional and cultural life of texts. A decade after its publication, when I was tracing the history and use of love-letter manuals in Delhi: small, unassuming booklets that taught readers how to write to their beloveds, I did not yet know that this modest pursuit was part of a much larger conversation that Orsini had already helped shape.

I was having very nice conversations with Sushila- an imaginary lesbian parrot. I miss her. Prof. Orsini should write nice book causing even larger conversations with imaginary birds.  

By tracing how ideas of love – prem, ishq, shringara, mohabbat – travel across languages, genres, and media, Orsini, along with her collaborators, demonstrates how affect, morality, and form are historically and linguistically entangled.

This is because people can talk. They live in Time. People should go to SOAS and learn these important facts.  

The book’s introduction, in particular, offers a conceptual map for understanding how emotions circulate through words and images,

I should have said 'I love you' to Sushila. I shouldn't have called her a lesbian parrot. On the other hand, she was wrong to say 'book' research can be done in Greater Kailash. Orsini Aunty should write book to explain all this.  

how idioms of intimacy are shaped by their material and linguistic environments, and how print mediates feeling itself.

She'd go bananas if she discovered Pornhub.  

Read alongside Print and Pleasure, her work invites scholars to see the “popular” not as the opposite of the literary but as its companion; a space where readers and writers negotiate pleasure, aspiration, and access.

Only Fans? 

In this sense, she has transformed how we approach everyday print: not as marginal or trivial, but as central to the story of reading in modern South Asia.

Did you know that books are printed? If you know how to read, you can read books. Orsini Aunty explained all this to us students at SOAS. But the rest of you ignorant desis are not knowing this at all! 

Many of the field’s conceptual frameworks bear the imprint of Orsini’s intellectual generosity. Yet what distinguishes her legacy most deeply is the example she sets as a mentor: rigorous but unfailingly kind, generous with her time and attention, and genuinely invested in the intellectual and emotional growth of others.

Orsini is indeed a nice Italian lady. She feels sorry for Indian origin imbeciles. They are touchingly grateful for her kindness. They feel very sad that Orsini Aunty is not able to come and visit them because of Narendra Modi's cruelty. Indeed Modi isn't even allowing nice Urdu speaking terrorists to come and kill Hindus! Does he not realize that History is the tapestry of the catachresis of the invagination of the post-Kristevan Chora which is why all Hindus must immediately slit their own throats?  

Francesca Orsini continues to offer quiet assurance that empathy and critical thought can coexist,

not in the brain of her students. They are incapable of thought. But I'm sure they feel great empathy for terrorists.  

and that the study of texts can remain, at its heart, a profoundly human endeavour.

As opposed to one only of interest to lesbian parrots.

Taking the opposite view is Hindol Sengupta, a Professor of International Relations, who writes in First Post- 

West still clings to intellectual colonialism while Indians face scholastic apartheid

It would be fair to say that the West seeks power and influence in former colonies or other territories which they previously exploited and that its intellectuals often provide ammunition towards this end.  It is also true that academic work produced in the Third World, or by people from there, is seldom acknowledged or responded to. There is a story about the British philosopher, G.E Moore, saying to an Indian Professor- the great Surendranath Dasgupta- that he knew that the talk he had given to the Aristotelian Society was nonsense but he wouldn't or couldn't say why this was the case.

It is impossible to ignore that Western scholars—overwhelmingly White—have exercised an unrestrained entitlement to interpret, categorise, and often diminish Indian culture, religion, and society with little pushback from Indian institutions themselves.

People in Indian institutions may want visiting fellowships in the West or, at the very least, the chance to get their book on reading lists there. 

Francesca Orsini, a London-based scholar of Hindi and South Asian literature, was deported from Delhi airport on Monday night after being blacklisted for violating visa regulations.

The claim was that she should have got a 'Research visa' rather than a Tourist visa. The difference in cost is not high.  

In 1998, Jaswant Singh wrote one of the fiercest defences of India’s choice of acquiring nuclear weapons with an essay called ‘Against Nuclear Apartheid’. The time has come to focus on a different—but no less problematic—apartheid.

Why now? Perhaps it is because there is a feeling that 'woke' campus politics has created a bigger popular backlash. The thing is a nuisance. It must be curbed. Deporting a person shows they are undesirable. It sends a signal.  

India has endured a long history of scholastic apartheid, especially in the humanities.

This may be true of right-wing Indians. Leftists have done very well in the West- look at Spivak or Ranajit Guha or Dipesh Chakroborty. Amartya Sen didn't clean toilets at Trinity College. He was the Master there.  

The term “scholastic apartheid” here refers to the entrenched and systematic cultural and institutional barriers that have long prevented Indian or non-Western scholars from critically engaging, on equal terms, with the West and its intellectual traditions.

Sen is welcome to gas on about Adam Smith & Karl Marx.  

Western, especially White, scholars, on the other hand, are not only permitted but encouraged to dissect, critique, and even deride Indian society, civilisation, religion, and history.

If you were against the Visa ban on Modi, you were a Fascist. Harvard sacked Subrahmaniam Swamy for an allegedly Islamophobic newspaper article.  

It is impossible to ignore that Western scholars—overwhelmingly White—have exercised an unrestrained entitlement to interpret, categorise, and often diminish Indian culture, religion, and society with little pushback from Indian institutions themselves.

Indeed. The truth is the West is rich. India is poor. The rich look down on the poor while the poor may seek to curry favour with the rich to get a few crumbs from their table.  

These analyses, interpretations, and often prejudiced criticisms not only gain currency within the academy and mainstream media in the West but are frequently internalised by Indian intellectuals and the broader Indian public, who often lap up Western validation with scant scepticism.

Anti-National Indians are welcome to supply such material. They can do very well for themselves by pretending to be 'dissidents' or 'exiles' criticizing a democratically elected regime.  

At the same time, no Indian scholar—no matter how credentialed, nuanced, or deeply trained in the Western humanities—has ever been afforded a comparable footing to turn the gaze on Western civilisation.

Unless they are on the Left. I think the real problem is the political capture of useless University Departments by paranoid virtue signalling cretins.  

While the Indian academy is populated by numerous ‘experts’ on the West who largely parrot or celebrate Western thought, rarely do critical studies produced in India or by Indians elsewhere, particularly those that challenge fundamental Western narratives, get any meaningful hearing or space in Western institutions, media, or discourse networks.

Indeed. This is particularly true in Religious Studies. An emic perspective is considered a disadvantage if you are Hindu but not if you are Christian.  

This asymmetry is not simply a matter of academic preference. It is rooted in deeper epistemic and institutional racism and the continued coloniality of Western academia.

For instance, any German historian working on Indian topics is treated with a presumed authority and seriousness by institutions in both Germany and India,

because of Germany's storied Indological tradition. There isn't much of a market in India for research on German history or spirituality.  

but if an Indian historian proposes to research, say, the Protestant Reformation or the intellectual legacy of the Enlightenment from a critical Indic perspective, they are met with cold indifference, suspicion, or even ridicule.

The thing would be seen as eccentric. I suppose a Hindu Godman might critique the Western Enlightenment, but he would not be seen as an intellectual authority. 

Such work is seldom, if ever, funded, published, or incorporated into major Western scholarly discourse. One of the most powerful critiques by Indian scholars of German Indology and its profound biases, Vishwa Adluri and Joydeep Bagchee’s The Nay Science: A History of German Indology (2014) received little attention, and mostly derision, from the Western academic world.

It wounded the amour propre of some prominent professors. By contrast their work on the Mahabharata was ignored. Best to leave sleeping dogs lie.  

Sadly, it is so complicit in the Indian system in such neglect that it never got much attention even from Indian institutions.

That seems to be changing. As Income rises, the Indians are prepared to devote more resources to propagating their own view of their past.  

Imagine, for a moment, an Indian academic proposing a deep, critical study of the enduring racial caste system in the United States, not as a sympathetic outsider, but as a critical analyst pointing out the systemic failures and foundational hypocrisies of its democracy.

Indian origin academics are welcome to do this. What matters is if they can provide statistical evidence to back up their claims.  

Imagine a researcher from Delhi securing a major grant to study the role of French laïcité as an instrument of state-sponsored anti-religious hegemony, particularly against its minority populations.

The Saudis or Qataris may indeed provide such grants.  

Imagine a team from Mumbai or Kolkata publishing a definitive, critical ethnography of the British class system, exposing its role in perpetuating social immobility and political dysfunction.

Prof Krishan Kumar is an Indian origin Sociologist. He wrote 'the making of English National Identity' about 20 years ago.  


Where would such a scholar publish? Which major Western university press would champion this work? Which mainstream media outlet, from The New York Times to The Guardian, would grant it a serious, respectful review, let alone a celebratory feature? The answer is self-evident.

Fair point. If you come across as an angry man from the ex-colonies, you might be ostracized.  


Such work would be marginalised from the beginning. It would be dismissed as “biased”, “polemical”, “un-rigorous”, or “lacking in theoretical grounding”—a coded phrase meaning it does not originate from or pay sufficient fealty to the established Western theoretical canon. The non-White scholar is permitted to speak, but only as a “native informant”, providing raw data about their own exotic society. They are never, ever accepted as a peer, a theorist, or a critic with the standing to analyse the analyst.

I think this depends on what the 'non-White' is saying. If it is pleasing to the establishment he is rewarded. Niradh Chaudhuri's first book was a big success in England. Churchill loved it. But then Nehru's autobiography too was a success. I suppose, an Indian who has something nasty to say about Western hegemony could succeed in Indian politics. Why bother with academia if you can gain political power?  

One cannot, therefore, treat questions like, “Which Western scholar has been denied access to India?” as if this is an equivalent dilemma.

If the US and Europe could ban Modi, why can't India ban anti-national academics?  

It is in fact a deflection—a refusal to confront the deeply embedded structure of global knowledge production, which is predicated on the assumption that Western civilisation is the universal norm, and everything else is an object of study, not a subject with agency.

Money for nonsensical studies may be drying up.  

The phenomenon has a long history. From the early colonial period, British administrators and Orientalists set themselves up as intellectual “trustees” of Indian civilisation, pronouncing on the nature of Indian society, translating and systematically reinterpreting Indian texts, and mapping them onto a Western meta-narrative.

A.O Hume was one such. But he became a vegetarian Vedantist and helped found the Indian National Congress.  

Indian voices—literate, nuanced, and deeply engaged with their own historical experience—were either co-opted or sidelined entirely. Today, the small bunch of academically well-known Indian names in the Western academy almost always focus their critical gaze on India and rarely, if ever, on their adopted societies and cultures.

Amartya Sen did publish an article warning of the threat of famine in Thatcher's England. This was a bridge too far. Why not suggest Mrs. Thatcher would introduce thugee and sati into England's green and pleasant land.  

It is therefore disingenuous to only focus on which (of the very few) Westerners are denied access to India when the deeper and more damaging problem is the persistence of scholastic apartheid.

The Brits did welcome Niradh Chaudhuri to settle among them. They liked his books bashing India. They didn't like his strictures against their own supposed decadence. 

While writing this essay, I asked Perplexity and Gemini which Indians have written major critical histories of Western societies that have won wide recognition in the West? Two names came up, which illustrate the problem: Jawaharlal Nehru and the British-Mauritian Sudhir Hazareesingh.

More of an expert on France- like his father.  

The struggle is thus not simply for representation, but for reversing the flow of intellectual power.

A futile struggle. Just ignore the cunts.  

It is a struggle for a world in which Indians and other non-Western peoples are fully entitled and institutionally supported to analyse, critique, and theorise Western societies—as they wish, on their own terms, for their own publics, and as equals in the global commons.

Defund useless branches of the academy.  We have to compete with China unless, obviously, SOAS professors can persuade us to surrender to Pakistan first.