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Wednesday, 20 April 2022

Did Indian diplomats interfere with Ian Woolford?



Academic freedom in Australia may involve interfering with wallabies and kangaroos but does it also put one at risk at interference by Indian diplomats? If so, do those diplomats get paid extra? Also, what is the criteria applied by which some Australian academics but not others receive such interference?

One thing is certain. Being a 'fellow' of the Australia India Institute involves some particularly degrading type of interference. I have tried to contact Puroshhotam Billimoria who recently resigned as a 'fellow' or 'bumchum' or whatever- who has quite obviously been very seriously interfered with in ways too horrible to mention- but, truth be told, I did not try very hard, or at all, because the poor fellow may not like being constantly reminded of his ignominy. I haven't tried to contact Ian Woolford, another resigned fellow, just in case he expects more in the way of interference than I would willingly provide.

Scroll.in reports

Allegations of interference in the running of the institute have cropped up, and also of academic freedom being encroached upon. One instance given by the fellows who resigned is of a public event that was “downgraded to a private invitation-only seminar, following an intervention by the Indian High Commissioner”.

Clearly the fellows wanted to be interfered with in a public place open to all interferers and not just a few specially invited private individuals. 

Of course it is possible that the event in question was either anti-Australian or anti-Indian and thus of a sort which the Institute could not place its imprimatur upon by reason of its narrow remit to promote good ties between the two countries. But in that case the 'intervention' was salutary. India has the right to decide what is or is not beneficial to bilateral ties. If the Institute engages in anti-Indian activities, Indian diplomats would be remiss in not taking objection to it and the Indian Ministry of External Affairs would be obligated to take suitable action- issuing a demarche, or shutting down the Institute's Delhi office, or other actions of that sort.

An Institute, like a University Department, has a narrower focus than that of the University as a whole. A professor of Literature can't give lectures on Organic Chemistry even if he believes that Shakespeare's sonnets deal with that subject. Academic freedom, in some Departments, may involve being a paranoid cretin. But not all University departments are utterly useless. Nor are all the Institutes pursuing narrower agendas for defined constituencies or stakeholders even if they operate under the aegis of a particular University. 

Speaking to The Age, one of the academics said this was a 2019 event titled “Keywords for India: Violence”, that was to discuss the violence being perpetrated on Muslims in India.

Why not an event titled 'Keyword for Australia- genocide against darkies?' The answer is that this would not help promote better ties between a country ruled by Whites who killed the indigenous blacks and a much bigger country where the indigenous people are independent and of a darker skin tone. 


One of the fellows, Ian Woolford,

an American who wanted to be a singer but ended up with a useless PhD from Texas 

lecturer in Hindi studies at La Trobe University and an expert

the guy can't speak Hindi properly, let alone Bhojpuri 

in Bhojpuri and Maithili folk songs, took to social media and tweeted: “I have resigned my affiliation with the Australia India Institute, due to concerns over government interference and restrictions of academic freedom,”

Ian is anti-Indian. He may also be anti-Australian. He does not want India and Australia to join hands with America and Japan to form a quad alliance. It is good that he has resigned from an Institute which has the opposite brief. But this has nothing to do with academic freedom. An Institute is welcome to only encourage such work as serves the purpose for which it was created. The Institute of Accountancy is welcome to refuse to publicize the work of an expert in Bio-Chemistry. Where there is Government involvement in the funding and running of an Institute, Government interference is to be expected. It is a salutary thing if the purpose of the Institute- building bilateral relations in this case- is better served thereby.  

“Universities create space for academics to think, write, and dissent

Institutes have a narrower purpose. However, it is Society in its broadest sense which 'creates space' for everybody- not just pedants- to think and write and dissent and end up getting interfered with in a manner to horrible to recount.  

. When academics have reason to fear, universities provide support.

No. The police provide you protection if you have cause for fear. Universities don't employ guys with guns. Plenty of scientific researchers have been threatened by the Animal Rights nutjobs. It is the police who provide them with security.  

Many of my colleagues in India have reason to fear but have no support.

But some of his colleagues in India would like to kick his head in. Others have a lively fear of their hand being chopped off- as happened to C.J Joseph. 

Many have been prosecuted for thinking, writing, and dissenting.

No. They have been prosecuted for crimes for which there was prima facie evidence.  

“Witnessing this situation makes me reflect on the global fragility of academic freedom and the power of fear over us all.

But 'academic freedom' is more gravely imperiled in Islamic countries in the region. As for the threat Australia faces from China, Ian chooses to remain silent. Does he think Chairman Xi is promoting academic freedom among the Uighurs? Is he blind to Australia's need for strong defense ties with India as part of 'quad'?  

I stand with my incarcerated colleagues and call on all universities to uphold their foundational commitments to academic freedom and scholarly dissent.”

If Ian went to China or Putin's Russia or Taliban Afghanistan and stood with 'incarcerated colleagues' there, we might respect him. But this American who teaches a language he can barely speak is doing no such thing. He is merely virtue signalling. What will be the result? The Indian MEA will be inundated with letters demanding that he never be given a Research Visa. A nuisance will be curbed.  

Ian says- 

We are asking for an independent investigation into a serious matter of global importance, not a squabble over a single webinar that I never mentioned.

An investigation can only be carried out within the jurisdiction where the crime occurred. Why does Ian want an 'independent investigation' in Australia of things which happened in India? Is he not aware that Australia does not rule India?  

In the Interview, I discussed the assassinations of our colleagues Gauri Lankesh, Govind Pansare, Narendra Dabholkar, and MM Kalburgi.

Kalburgi alone had been an academic but he was not targeted by reason of academic work. Gauri Lankesh and Kalburgi were killed during a religious controversy about the nature of their Lingayat sect. Congress ruled Karnataka at that time. Pansare was a Communist who may have been killed by members of a crazy cult founded by a hypnotherapist. Dabhokar, a doctor turned social worker who exposed charlatans and 'black magicians', was a popular figure. It is hoped that his killers will get justice and that other such cases will be solved once the criminals involved see the game is up. 

Ian is completely ignorant of the part of India where these murders occurred. He is blatantly trying to exploit the deaths of these people who were deeply embedded in their own communities so as to show himself as their 'colleague' or peer. The man is no such thing. He is a silly American with a worthless PhD who is making a laughing stock of himself by teaching Hindi in Australia. 

I wish the Institute had responded instead with a commitment to organise a conference exploring the ideas of these slain writers and academics.”
This would involve Kannada and Marathi speaking people who have no connection with Australia. It is not the case that people in Melbourne understand the theological issues involved in differentiating Veerasaivas from Lingayats. Indeed, it now looks as though Congress is back pedaling on this issue. Are they or are they not the same community under different names? This is not a matter of interest to anyone outside Karnataka. It is certainly not a 'global issue' which should concern Australians. 

On the other hand, it may be that Indian diplomats gained access to Ian by pretending to engage him in a dialog on Veerasaiva theology. Then they ruthlessly interfered with him in a manner too horrific to specify. 

Who did the dirty deed? Ian is being coy but we are welcome to speculate. 


In an interview with The Wire, Amitabh Mattoo,

a Kashmiri Pundit who knows a thing or two about not just fear but actual ethnic cleansing 

founding director and CEO of the Australia India Institute and a current member of its governing body, tried to allay the seriousness of the allegations. He denied almost every accusation made about the institute during the interview. He said that that “most of these fellows’ tenure had expired and they were not really in a position to resign because once the term ends then they are disconnected automatically from the institute”.

That may be but it has to be said that the Institute should have been more pro-active in getting rid of nutcases and shitheads.  


Asked about the allegation of interference by the Indian High Commission, he said that it certainly did not happen during his tenure as director nor during that of current director Senator Lisa Singh’s tenure – but could have taken place when Craig Jeffrey was director. Mattoo described Professor Jeffrey as “an Oxbridge dyed-in-the-wool academic” and then added the fellows were “scholarly, they often lack spine”.

Mattoo is better connected to the Indian bureaucracy. God alone knows what he was trying to get at. I suppose he thinks Jeffrey is a lightweight. The fact is the Australia India Institute is gearing up and thus will need more institutional clout more particularly in the Defense field. The era of the amiable eccentric talking about 'time pass' has come and gone. If quad is to become a reality, the Ozzies will have to up their game. The Indians are too lethargic and are inveterate landlubbers. Ultimately, India has to push back on the land frontier. Talk of pivoting to the Sea soon dries up in arid New Delhi. 

When Ian Woolford was asked by The Wire about this description:

He misunderstood it completely. Mattoo was saying the Institute needs guys who may hold Professorships but are actually heavy hitters in the Bureaucracy- especially the Defense bureaucracy- and who can get in big Corporations for joint ventures such that Red Tape doesn't paralyze every initiative. There has to be a mechanism whereby middle management understands the new orientation and effective networks are created so that bilateral ties acquire their own momentum. Silly dudes who write about 'timepass' or who think they can sing Bhojpuri songs must be disintermediated. 


“If the alternative is being a smarmy, spiny politician type who knows how to move from position to position without ever upsetting the boss upstairs, then honestly I would like a spineless dyed-in-the-wool-academic t-shirt made up for me, I would have worn it today……

The problem here is that Woolford can't speak Hindi properly. Nobody thinks he is an 'academic'. They think he is a silly fellow who may like being interfered with in remote parts of the cow-belt. What the Australia India Institute needs is smart people who catalyze change and innovations across bureaucratic or corporate information silos and networks of control. The Ozzies, historically, have punched above their weight in this type of hard headed diplomacy. India could take lessons. 

I wish that more powerful people in India, who I know are dismayed by this, I wish they’d stop bragging about their spine and actually show them.

Ian is wanting to see Rahul baba's spine. Hopefully he won't ask him to also remove his undies. Interference can be a two way street you know.  

So, if you ever have the chance to question him again, ask Professor Mattoo why the Indian government is afraid of dyed-in-the-wool-academics but not afraid of him.”

The Indian government is not afraid of academics. Nobody is. But academics can become a nuisance- as witness the anti-Israel BDS movement. 32 American states have banned it.  A Math teacher in Kansas had to sign a statement saying she would desist from this type of propaganda so as to receive her salary! India is unlikely to pursue this matter in an aggressive manner. After all, the stupidity of the anti-India lobby causes NRIs to open their wallets and their hearts to the BJP. 


Woolford also refuted Mattoo’s claim that most of the fellows’ tenure had expired, saying the ex-director must be confused.

This is quite possible. Professors of all types gradually become as stupid as shit.  

About the mass resignation from the Australia India Institute, Woolford said he had valid reasons for voicing concern since he feels the mission of the institute has changed over the years and it was becoming more of a think tank, oriented primarily towards promoting bilateral engagement between governments keeping their priorities in mind over critical inquiry.

Yet the primary purpose was always stated to be that of improving bilateral ties. Obviously, because of the Chinese threat, things have been kicked up a gear. The Institute needs to get rid of the nutters and virtue signallers so that those with bureaucratic or Corporate clout are attracted to it.  


He also expressed unhappiness at the arbitrary termination of affiliations of certain fellows by the institute the month before, without even the courtesy of notifying them.

So, maybe Mattoo wasn't so confused after all. The Institute was cleaning house so as to be fit to carry quad forward.  

Asked about interference by the Indian High Commissioner, Woolford said that not only in Australia, one needs to ask academics in New Zealand, Canada and the United States what it means to get “the call” from the Indian High Commission.

I have asked various academics and provided helpful multiple choice responses

Does receiving the 'call' from the Indian High Commission result in your being interfered by

a) a kangaroo

b) a wallaby

c) a kangaroo and a wallaby taking turns while shouting anti-Australian slogans

d) Amitabh Mattoo disguised as a kangaroo though I'd explicitly mentioned my preference for wallabies. On the other hand, a passing koala bear joined in so, all things considered, it was a better than average Friday night. 

He added that it would become evident that academics are dealing with more than government interference considering the relentless online abuse they have to face from Indian right wingers on social media as well.

Why would this become evident? The answer may be that academics- or just guys who teach Hindi without being able to speak it properly- will display their prolapsed rectums and name and shame government officials who 'interfered' with their anuses. They will also give detailed descriptions of the horrific sexual self-abuse they suffered as a result of reading this blog post. Needless to say, this will deter Chinese aggression and put Ozzie-Indian bilateral relations on a much stronger footing. 



Tuesday, 9 January 2018

Matilal's Gangesa & Spivak's bhrantapratarakavakya Echo

Gayatri Spivak, in her essay 'Echo', writes-
'It was finally my contact with the ethical philosopher Bimal Krishna Matilal that allowed me to make room for Freud in my intellectual world. Professor Matilal argued that nineteenth-century Indologists were basically correct in estimating that India had no tradition of moral philosophy in the Western European sense.'
Matilal was not aware that the Greeks had translated 'dharma' as 'eusebia'- i.e. a middle path between scandalous impiety or antinomian behaviour on the one hand and excessive rigidity (akrebia) or paranoid superstition on the other hand- two thousand years ago. This eusebia, they considered a vital attribute of an Ethical way of life. Impiety (asebia) was guarded against by theories reminding one of the interdependence of all beings and the duties and sentiments towards others such interdependence militates for. Paranoid Superstition (deisidemonia) was guarded against by cosmological theories stressing the rationality and law like behaviour of the forces that shape the Universe. Excessive rigidity (akrebia) was critiqued by Game theoretic dilemmas.

Matilal, however, believed that Dharma contains genuine action-guiding dilemmas because its obligation and evaluation principles can conflict. Clearly, such a Dharma, or deontic system, is not one anybody would freely choose because there will be instances when it precipitates catastrophe. No one in their right mind could call it 'eternal' or 'uncreated'.

The truth is that where obligation are impossible to discharge in a sensible manner then those obligations are 'akrebia' not 'eusebia'- they are adharma because they hurt human flourishing and so dharmic thinkers use game-theoretic dilemmas to change how those obligations are to be evaluated so that no 'action guiding dilemma' remains.

Matilal can't be blamed for not knowing much about developments in Game theory, nor for being ignorant of the manner in which 'Regret Minimising' decision theory sublates 'Expected Utility' based theories because only the former is adapted to deal with Knightian Uncertainty.

Matilal wholly misses the meaning of the Bhagvad Gita because he does not understand it is the 'dual' of the Vyadha Gita & Nalophkyanam.

 In that last mentioned chapter of the Mahabharata, the Just King has to learn Statistical Game theory to overcome his 'vishada' (abulia). But the King is a Principal. The Bhagvad Gita, on the other hand, discusses the case of the Agent. The Dharmic content of the Epic arises out of its careful observance of a system of symmetries which conserve 'karma' as operating in time and 'dharma' as constituting a field. Economics, not Philosophy, has no difficulty in reading Itihasa in this way because Economics it is in essence a Moral Science. A flexible, liberal, rational 'Oiknomia' is an imitation of the beneficent and merciful Divine Dispensation. An optimistic mood is created so that rigid 'akrebia' can be relaxed and fearful shibboleths and superstitions banished.

Westerners have no difficulty understanding their own tradition of Moral Philosophy as deriving from eusebia as a regulative, Oikonomic, principle. Indeed, the thing is too obvious to require much elaboration- it is an 'unthought known'.

Since 'dharma' received a Kripkean 'rigid designator' as eusebia a very long time ago from people who were familiar with both Greek and Indian thought, it follows that there is a correct 'Western European sense' of every Indian dharmic text which, however, was unknown to Matilal and others of his ilk. This isn't a big surprise.  Philologists seldom understand their own language's subtleties while  philosophy professors, notoriously, are stupid and incapable of reasoning. Thus, Indian dharmic texts were misinterpreted by 'savants' as speculations of an epistemological, metaphysical or soteriological type.

 Matilal says-
'Professional philosophers of India over the last two thousand years have been consistently concerned with the problems of logic and epistemology, metaphysics and soteriology, and sometimes they have made very important contributions to the global heritage of philosophy. But, except some cursory comments and some insightful observations, the professional philosophers of India have very seldom discussed what we call "moral philosophy" today.'

Since most Indian Acharyas and Upadyayas and Gurus and Swamis continue to adhere to millennia old practices and since their disciples compile their sermons into books in vernacular languages, Indians know for a fact that almost everything that Indian lovers of Wisdom (which is what the word philosopher means) or 'Darshan-gyan' say or write has to do with ethical behaviour and moral science.  
Every single epistemological or metaphysical or soteriological innovation made by what Matilal calls a 'philosopher', was instrumentalised to either combat asebia or relax akrebia or root out deisidemonia.
These innovations were complementary rather than competing though they were also useful in taxonomising schools or sects such that each maintained its own protocol bound 'buck stopping' mechanism and thus was able to serve as a mimetic rival for others.

Returning to Spivak mindlessly echoing Matilal- we read
But they (western savants) had not been able to grasp either the Indic tradition of rational critique or the tradition of practical ethics in India. According to Matilal, the latter was based on the reading of narrative instantiations of ethical problems. We read some of the Mahabharata together in this way. I realized that this way of doing rather than exclusively talking about doing (the other is also an ethical decision, of course-this is at the root of my unease with the use of psychoanalysis in cultural critique) ethics was a rather widespread, rather global, phenomenon, not confined to non-European cultures.
Reading a story and then talking about it may be fun. But it isn't 'doing Ethics' anymore than it is 'doing Kung Fu' even if the epic in question has a lot of guys jumping into the air and kicking each other's heads off.
The 'other' is not an ethical decision at all. Either there's some one else out there or there isn't. I can't say 'I obey the injunction not to steal because I've made the ethical decision that my ipseity includes that lady's purse I just snatched.'

It had been ranked as "popular" by most high-cultural European-model moral philosophical systems. (I am not speaking, of course, of diagnosing story lines as formal allegories, drawing morals from parables, or attention to the "moral dimension" of fiction.) Jon Elster's Ulysses and the Sirens, which I was reading at the time, seemed an example of moral philosophizing on that "popular" model."
Jon Elster, though a Marxist, was a fan of rational choice theory when he wrote that book. He hadn't grasped- few had- that Hannan consistency (Regret minimization) was the proper basis for Rational Choice but that it must operate stochastically at the population level. This ties in with the Folk theorem. It takes the entire society using a simple rule- like for Tit for Tat- to get to the Hannan Consistent Evolutionary Stable State.

 The notion that Ulysses alone should be permitted to hear the Sirens because his crew, their ears stopped up with wax, will unquestioningly obey his injunction not to release him is clearly foolish. If the Sirens really are that melodious, Ulysses will hire another crew and return to his certain death. Underlying this story is the same theory as underlies the doctrine of the 'noble lie'- viz. that of the natural superiority of the philosopher-king. This is not 'moral philosophizing on a popular model'. It is elitist drivel of which a Straussian would be ashamed.

Dharma is indeed subtle if considered substantively but the middle way is blindingly obvious because it is a very simple procedural rule and, what's more, involves 'hedging', thus militating for Hannan consistency as well as genuine, individually cognized, regret minimization.

But this Dharma is something common to all and practiced by all without any 'privileged frames of reference' or 'noble lie' expounding seers of the esoteric.
And psychoanalysis, as a challenge to systematic moral philosophy, had certainly read received narratives and the sequentially constructed narratives of analysands as instantiations of socioethical problems.
Did psychoanalysis say homophobia was stupid and based on superstition? Nope. It charged an arm and a leg to treat an imaginary disease.
Did Dr. Strangelove type 'rational irrationality' help anyone? Nope. Like Psychoanalysis it created the disease it was meant to treat.
Hedging- putting your eggs in different baskets- is taking the middle way, provided everybody is allowed to do the same thing. That's when the magic of the folk theorem of repeated games gains purchase and a true moral oikonomia flourishes.
As a cultural critic rather than a clinical practitioner, I was not obliged to take the conclusions as scientific system. As a being in ethics, I could share them as malleable situational lessons. Professor Matilal also suggested that the moral dilemma was the most important terrain for the exercise of this type of practical ethics as encountered in the Indic tradition. Freud's recognition of the aporia between terminable and interminable analyses, and Derrida's thinking of ethics as the experience of the impossible, resonated with this suggestion. 
Freud's 'neurosis' is no longer accepted as a genuine illness. There is no distinction between a terminable and interminable fraud. Thinking 'ethics is the 'experience of the impossible' isn't thinking- it is high falutin' nonsense. Matilal was wrong about the 'Ethics' in the Indian 'Epics'. That's why he said stupid things like 'Rama's dharma is rigid, Krishna's is flaccid'.
Derrida's work is also a critique of traditional European systematic moral philosophy, after all. Further, this particular privileging of the aporia in the field of ethical decision seemed quite apposite to the tale of Narcissus. As I will attempt to show in my reading of Ovid, it is a tale of the aporia between self knowledge and knowledge for others. In this matter of knowledge for others I also received an impetus of interest from my discussions with Bimal Matilal. He discussed an argument advanced by Gangesa, a twelfth-century linguist, that the production of truth was not necessarily dependent upon the speaker's intention. (This is bhrantapratarakavakya, the case of the deluded deceiver, who speaks the truth while thinking to lie.)'" I felt that Ovid himself, against his probable intentions, had monumentalized in neglected Echo the random possibility of the emergence of an occasional truth of a kind.'" 
Gangesa was not a 'linguist' but a Logician and Epistemologist, on a par with Kant, revered by Hindus as the principal founder of the Navya Nyaya Philosophical School. There was a misconception, not properly addressed by Matilal, that any true statement was 'pramaana' (means of valid knowledge production) for Navya Nyaya.  However, the technical term used- bhranta (erroneous, wandering aimlessly) prataraka (deceiver- like the Cretan Liar) vakya (utterance)- has a particular 'sabdobodha' semantic valency such that there is a procedure to elicit truth from that Liar by reason of his very perversity. Another way of looking at it is to think of error as being so wild and vagrant as to cover, as if with a Peano curve, every space save the narrow path of the Truth. In this sense, there is a path from 'sabdobodha' (linguistic understanding) to 'sabdopramana' (substantive knowledge rigidly designated by utterance) for Navya Nyaya which can dispense with the earlier stipulation regarding the authoritative veracity of the speaker. In the context of multiple centres of scholarship and many competing schools or sects, some method of 'factorising' utterances and then expressing them in a context independent manner- i.e. giving them an 'absolute' representation- would have salience. Factorising judgements on quid juris/quid facti lines enables us to understand why, for example, a man judged a rapist in one state may be considered a properly married loving husband in another. It is not that 'rapist' and 'husband' are meaningless or interchangeable terms. Nor is it the case that anyone whose laws are different from us is to be considered as lost to reason. Rather, the same word may convey different things till properly processed by an objective epistemic system which proceeds in a rational manner and reestablishes Knowledge derived from words in a univocal and prescriptive manner.

  We all understand the nature of protocol bound epistemic systems. Thus, if I correctly diagnose your illness and recommend appropriate medication,  the Pharmacist may still refuse to sell you the pills in question in specific jurisdictions. What I have uttered is not 'prescriptive' because I'm not a Doctor licensed in that jurisdiction. Medicine is protocol bound. Similarly, my barrister might tell me that I am innocent according to the law. Yet, only the Bench can confirm this. Similarly, no system of logic or other protocol bound system of defeasible reason can hold any statement which happens to be true to have equal status with an authoritative 'pramaana'- or binding precedent. The latter is 'buck stopped' in the sense of being rendered an axiom for deductive reasoning. The former is a useful type of 'noise'- which may be admitted as such to drive the dynamics of the system. Indeed, the Rabbis say that even the 'bat kol' (voice from Heaven) is not to be accepted as authoritative or as cancelling stare decisis reasoning or Scriptural injunction. Similarly, the Hindus equate 'upashruti' with Rumour- a type of noise which increases rather than reduces the need for vigilance with respect to ensuring the autonomy of Dharmic reasoning.

This is not to say that Hindus can't sometimes chose to believe or act otherwise than conventionally, nor that the Sanhedrin could not have chosen to accept 'bat kol'. It wouldn't be 'regret minimizing' to chose such a deontics. Consensus, or some agreed Preference Aggregating procedure too won't automatically yield 'regret minimising' solutions because there may be 'holes' in the Decision space. What matters is that there is an overall robustly moral oikonomia where different protocol bound discourses co-exist and there is 'limited arbitrage' between them with respect to such matters as may be channelised by 'overlapping consensus'. However, 'noise' too must have places where it can be dammed up as capacitance diversity. That is why the 'pramaana' for 'meta-pramaana' must, for intensional reasons, appear extensional.

My ancestors understood Gangesa's 'deluded deceiver' as self-referential- this was a Gettier case such that one could accede the status of justified true belief to the utterance of a Naturalist/Externalist (paratahprakasa/paratahpramanya) without holding that it constituted Knowledge. In other words, it was 'Avidhya'- not Knowledge but Soteriologically obstructive delusion- though justified and true. Thus the Advaitin could continue to be an Advaitin while using Navya Nyaya techniques and giving and receiving plaudits from Pundits of other sects because of an 'overlapping consensus' such that there was no need to commit to any particular ontology in order to use these techniques. No moral hazard arose since even if those knaves were deploying their seductive logic in order to mislead us, still, themselves caught in the toils of Avidhya, their strategy must backfire and like 'deluded deceivers' who tell you there is food in the dish, believing the opposite to be true, you can still eat that food and thank them for pointing you to it.

By contrast, for  Navya Nyaya as itself a soteriological praxis (which Smarthas concede it to be), strategic propositions couldn't be denied a place in its constitutive epistemic 'pramaana' because choice of logic itself affects dimensionality such that 'agenda control' is worth gaming. Alternatively, there is a concurrency problem such that some of Djikstra's philosophers starve.

Another way of saying the same thing is that Navya Nyaya's intensional language gives it the appearance of having an extensional Truth function but only with respect to a prespecified Moral Oikonomia or Fitness landscape. Which? One in which first and second order public goods are univocal. This happens where all accept, as by Muth Rationality, that the Evolutionarily Stable Solution for Ethics is vector not scalar. In practice, this solution is unknown. We have no Muth Rational path to  'memoryless' equilibria. Thus Navya Nyaya has a evolutionary game theoretic, not ergodic, notion of pramaana. That is perfectly Dharmic and the reason no actual action guiding dilemmas can arise adventiously in the Itihasas precisely because they are a 'History' optimised to display game theoretic equilibria such that, for Hindus, a comprehensive 'Niti'- i.e. Moral Philosophy- can gain 'overlapping consensus' by purely rational means. But this 'Niti' is evolutionary.

At any rate, Bengali scholars- often descended from Navya Nyaya savants- in the early twentieth century helped broadcast this understanding to other parts of India. Matilal's engagement with analytical philosophy somewhat muddies his ability to reflect an earlier, albeit, evolving 'overlapping' Dharmic consensus.

Gangesa, taken literally, has an odd theory of truth such that metaphors are simply lies. However, he is part of a literature which already had a 'dhvani' theory of truth such that metaphors weren't 'language's dreamwork' whose truth value was jointly established by a Freudian analyst and analysand. On the contrary, they were established as focal solutions to a coordination problem for the entire Moral oikonomia.

Spivak, quite properly, suspects that Western males distort things when they appoint themselves as analysts. However, her suspicion falls short of what is required. A Doctor who invents a new specialty which turns out not to exist but which has proven very lucrative is no sort of a Doctor. He is a Quack.
The same must be said for a Professor whose critique of 'traditional systematic European moral philosophy' has yielded not a single actual moral advance, nor bridge over a 'wedge issue', nor assisted any mass movement but, instead, has inspired nothing but a vacuous careerism wholly unintelligible to the wider public.

It is not the case that Gangesa, or anyone else, thought that truth could be found in the aleatory mockingbird song of the surd subaltern. Echo, in Ovid, still says all she means though invisible and under Juno's curse. Poor people, however much our Gods may curse them, are perfectly capable of parrhesia. Indeed, it is their songs which, by a Divine inversion of Tarde's Law, end up as both the fashionable 'pop' as well as the even more time-lagged classical mousike of our elites. There is no need for a Confucian Music Bureau to collect those songs or for some  'Subaltern Studies' maven, or 'Post Colonial Theorist' to interpret what they say. The very poor tribal woman isn't as stupid as Mahashweta Devi. She can and does speak to some better purpose than to defeat the ends of literature.

What prompted Spivak's essay?
I started to think specifically about Narcissus when I came across Christopher Lasch's The Culture of Narcissism.' The book seemed such an attack on the few social gains made by feminism. Yet Narcissus was a boy! What seemed particularly unjust was the description of the young executive as "the happy hooker."
Lasch wrote '"The happy hooker stands in place of Horatio Alger as the prototype of personal success." He meant that young people weren't building their careers on hard work and arduously acquired alethic knowledge involving breaking new ground and exploring new horizons (as Alger had counselled)- but rather behaving selfishly and insensitively in a manner instantaneously gratifying to themselves like our Twittering, cheeseburger eating, Leader of the Free World.

Spivak takes Lasch literally. She says-
Prostitutes, however, were already organizing precisely because their class-position was rather different from that of young executives.
Xaviera Hollanda was the original 'happy hooker' about whom a movie was made which attracted the Horatio Alger comparison from Roger Egbert. She was a call-girl turned madam. She did not organize a prostitute's collective or anything of that sort.

Nevertheless Spivak feels that a claim about narcissism being somehow female has been made. Actually, in the movie, it is men who are shown as being narcissistic. Still, Spivak's train of thought continues to flee where none pursue-
I turned to Freud and found that he too had located the richest examples of narcissism among women, especially women unfulfilled by the secondary narcissism of motherhood. Where was Echo, the woman in Narcissus's story? My essay is an attempt to "give woman" to Echo, to deconstruct her out of traditional and deconstructive representation and (non)representation, however imperfectly. 
To say 'so and so is a veritable Narcissus' is a figure of speech- a metaphor. To speak of an objective 'Narcissus Complex' is to coin a 'meta-metaphor' based on taking as fact something which was merely an allusion or analogy. There is an error of a schizophrenic sort in doing so- this is 'bhranta'.  Something worse than schizophrenia- viz. outright swindling or 'pratarakavakya'- occurs when a further metaphor is erected on the supposedly factual nature of the first and this meta-metaphor is passed off as equally factual. Thus to stipulate a pathology on the basis of a figure of speech is stupidity merely. To take money to treat that merely metaphoric pathology is the act of a scoundrel. Yet, the 'meta-metaphor' as text can still be read univocally with Alethia. Why? It is the Peano Curve of that baroque pain of those in vicious error which darkens every path save the slender thread of salvation which it alone denies so as to remain its own cause.

Consider this-
The power of narcissism." Where does it come from? The last words Echo gives back to Narcissus, to his emoriar, quam sit tibi copia nostri (M 150, 1. 391)-translated in the Loeb edition as "May I die before I give you power o'er me!"-are sit tibi copia nostri! (I give you power over me). Copia nostris "our plenty, our plenitude," but also "the provisions that we have laid up for the future," even "our forces," as in military forces, the same metaphor as in Besetzung, lost both in "cathexis" and investissement. Following the powerful tricks of Ovid's text, Narcissus's ambivalence toward death here"May I die," nothing more than a rhetorical exclamation-is turned into truth independent of intention (explicit-implicit in Weber's text, bhrantapratarakavakya in Gangesa), even as Echo bequeathes her reserves to him by way of an "imperfect" repetition.

Narcissus was cursed to love his reflection- because he couldn't command its love and thus the outcome would be tragic. The reason for the curse was because he had spurned all who- like Echo-  pursued him and sought to lay hands on him and bring him under their power. So Narcissus is free of Power- he neither wields it nor yields  to it- but not of Love though this breeds but Death by the unforcible method of inanition so praised by Tacitus.  Echo, though cursed not to be able to speak as she willed, too achieves her object. She is revenged on Narcissus by exercising her power to refuse to echo the words he addresses to his reflection. Only when starvation has deprived him of the body she once loved, does pity stir in her and her voice joins his dying lamentations. Doing so, she repairs her previous offence to Hymen, the God of Marriage- she who had, by her distracting, deceitful, bhrantapratrakavakya conversation, prevented Juno from safeguarding her own Marriage bed- yet lends her voice to solemnise Narcissus's deathly nuptials. This is not Powerlessness, but Pity so ennobling as to raise up one rejected and despised amongst women to so high a eusebiac, that is Dharmic, position as to hallow the union of one who had furiously scorned and berated her and caused her to waste away.

 From Hellenic texts, we learn that no new house is well built save at the spot where the new bride's shadow first fell, and there is no better house than a flower for a self-pollinating passion.

Echo's voice remains with us as Pity's reflection upon its own desolation every time any of us cry out at the blind beauty of what is flower-like and our own voice returns to us, as if after an age, chilled and agued by the winds.

For Spivak, however, the story is quite different. Women have been abused and insulted and have faded into nothingness. They have no voice save as an aleatory echo pent up in the vainglorious annals of their tormentors. Spivak, must 'give woman' to Echo because they are subaltern and can't speak save by repeating the words of this great 'Europeanist' who can't see, for all her vaunted erudition, that, for Ovid, Echo's Pity is something higher than Power. It makes a sacred marriage even of starvation's death.

Spivak was born in a year when many of her own people starved while those of another race attended lavish banquets though having to step over crumpled corpses littering the streets. A few years later thousands of women of her own caste and station in life were raped, butchered or expelled from their homes. This was a staunchless wound- repeated in the early Seventies as she was making her way upward in American academia. Perhaps her poetic insensitivity is pardonable. What of her sense for racial injustice?
There is a curious moment, peculiarly susceptible to racist misuse, in Freud's "On Narcissism: An Introduction": "We have learned that libidinal instinctual inferences undergo the vicissitudes of pathogenic repression if they come into conflict with the subject's cultural and ethical ideas. . . . What he projects before him as his ideal is the Ersatz of the lost narcissism of his childhood, in which he was his own ideal. . . . The ego ideal . . . has a social side; it is also the common ideal of a family, a class or a nation." 
It is certainly at least implied here that the felicitous emergence of the superego happens because there is something other than mere conflict between cultural and ethical ideas and the libidinal instinctual inferences.
Everyone knows that kids are meant to first play well with others and then work well with others and grow up to help run well functioning domestic and social units. Alethic 'mechanism design' turns 'conflict' in the nursery, the home, the academy, the agora and the Ecclesia into the 'felicitous', not aleatory, emergence of a paideia and praxis involving 'instinctual renunciation' of a salutary type.

This can still militate for racialist 'ethnic cleansing' or atrocities more horrendous yet. Freud can certainly be read as previsioning this aspect of his age.

Not Spivak who, despite Vietnam, can write-
The full-blown version of this particular theme-of non-European cultures being stuck in varieties of narcissism and its vicissitudes-- is not uncommon. Asia and Africa are always supposed to have had trouble with Oedipus. (Very broadly and irreverently speaking, if as a man-you can't get to Oedipus, you are stuck with Narcissus. Women can't pass through Oedipus, and therefore the secondary narcissism of attachment to the (boy)child saves them from themselves, from penis-envy and so forth.) Their growth is arrested on the civilizational scale. Hegel trumped Freud in this in his plotting of the itinerary of the Spirit in Art. 
But Lasch, a best-selling author invited to Carter's White House, said America had become the most narcissistic place! Why drag in the East when it is the West which is being indicted? Why excuse those with power by accusing those who lacked it?
In the case of India, which in a certain way I "know" best, Sudhir Kakar, the eminent psychoanalyst, has diagnosed the Indian male type to be arrested in the moment of Narcissus.
 Kakar has no currency in India. He wrote silly books which nobody read. Psychoanalysis has not taken off as a paying profession. A Palmist, a Numerologist, an old fashioned Dream interpreter, an Astrologer- every sort of charlatan can get rich in India. Not Psychoanalysts. Kakar had a Doctorate in Economics from Germany and was a Professor at an IIT. His therapeutic practice scarcely paid the bills. This wasn't because there was any lack of melancholy Marwaris or gay Gujeratis. It's just that the indigenous variety of quack had a more beguiling patter.

What makes him so great an authority that he can be quoted in the context of racism?
V. S. Naipaul, a diasporic Indian visiting India for the first time in 1962, fell on this diagnosis with a vengeance. Although he has put down his earlier overreaction against India to his own ancestral Indo-Caribbean past in his new book, this particular definitive view seems unchanged; "underdeveloped ego" in the first book, infantile golden-agism in the second. These are the two moments: Narcissus and the ego ideal.
Not according to Freud. Narcissus is the moment the ego ideal usurps the development path of the super-ego.
Naipaul has made a career of shitting on black people. That's his shtick. Why is Spivak appropriating it here?
Thus you might say that I am interested in the psychoanalytic Narcissus because, in a kind of "colonial" reconstellation of the matter of "Greece," he is made to stand at the door of the free discourse of Oedipus.
He is only made to stand there by Spivak- nobody else. She is not writing about a pathology of Western narcissistic self-infatuation but uttering a schizophrenic word-salad unique to herself.
I have always felt uneasy about the use of psychoanalysis in cultural critique since it is so culture-specific in its provenance.
Psychoanalysis was rubbish in every culture. It was just a fraudulent (prataraka), careerist, availability cascade which debauched the rent-seeking Academy that sought to credentialise it.
Like many others, I too have felt that Marxism, focusing on something on a much higher level of abstraction than the machinery, production, and performance of the mental theater, and as obviously global as capitalism, is not open to this particular charge. (To say capitalism is all over the place is not as universalist as to say everyone has the same-pattern psyche.)
Marx says Marxism is culture specific. So do all Marxists. However culture changes when the substructure changes. That's why the Khmer Rouge expected to succeed in building Communism in a deeply religious Buddhist country.

Their may be some racists who believe that 'culture' is genetic and that a white baby brought up by African gorillas will turn into a perfectly respectable member of the House of Lords. Nobody else does- except, on this account, Spivak.
Although I feel the weight of Derrida's critique of institutional psychoanalysis in the world, especially in such deeply ambivalent questions as psychiatric care for the Union Carbide victims in Bhopal, since I am not qualified to speak of psychoanalysis as clinical practice, I must leave it largely alone.
Either the Union Carbide victims have suffered a trauma which can be ameliorated by psychiatric care or they don't. There is no ambivalence or ambiguity here. I am not a Doctor but if I see a guy whose hand has been chopped off, I know that I should call an ambulance even if Union Carbide is responsible for his injury. Why mention Derrida? Unlike Lacan or Guatarri, the fellow wasn't swindling people by pretending to be a Shrink.

Is there any guiding principle to Spivak's bhrantapratarakavakya- or  swindling, schizophrenic torrent of verbiage?
Freud has remained one of my flawed heroes, an intimate enemy. To his race, class, and gender-specificity I would apply the words I wrote about Charlotte Bronte more than a decade ago: "If even minimally successful, my reading should incite a degree of rage against the gendered/imperialist narrativization of history, that it should produce so abject a script for him."
If you can apply the same words to Charlotte Bronte and Sigmund Freud, your words are meaningless shite.
Spivak's reading should incite a degree of rage that Universities make you read her shite so as to get a degree in Literature of all things!
Or perhaps it shouldn't. What matters is that Spivak's bhrantapratarakavakya secured her happy hooker status of the type Arthus Koestler described in 'The Call Girls'. She is the Trump of Narcissistic, Academic, Virtue Signalling, Gesture Politics. Chistopher Lasch must be turning in his grave.



Thursday, 11 October 2012

Andrew Nicholson's 'Unifying Hinduism'- a Nikal Seyni critique.

As a devout Nikal Seyni faqir, I feel it my duty to point out, right at the outset of my review of 'Unifying Hinduism', that Prof. Andrew J Nicholson is not the current avatar of Brigadier John Nicholson, avenger of the Mutiny, and so though this young Professor chastises the Subaltern or Sepoy or plain Silly Scholars who claimed that the Brits invented Hinduism a couple of Centuries ago, he does not do it by strapping those beggarly rebels against sweet Reason to the mouths of canons and blowing them to pieces- surely the kindest way of dealing with them- instead, he puts forward the equally ludicrous notion that actually some medieval Pandit accidentally unified Hinduism while compiling  a doxology or practising dialectics or ticking off his dhobi or some other such routine activity, and this happened a couple of centuries before British rule got off the ground. Why does Nicholson have to make this absurd claim? Well, if he admitted that the Gita already shows Samkhya and Yoga darshanas as being viewed as close to or complementary with Advaita then he pretty much admits the Hindutva 'Sanaatan Dharma' case. Indeed, since Buddhism and Jainism aren't really nastika in that both, from the earliest times, affirmed a relationship with the Rg Veda and moreover attracted a large number of Brahmin converts right from the outset, Nicholson's entire argument falls apart. Indeed, the material he presents supports only the common sense Hindutva view- viz. intellect applied to sectarian polemics is using one's brain as a bedpan- insanitary but not obligatory,
Nicholson's hero, Vijnanabhikshu, maintains a demarcation between Hinduism as against Buddhism and Jainism- but this could be because, under Muslim rule, Buddhism had disappeared and popular Jain religion was scarcely flourishing in his part of India. Prior to Muslim rule there had been many occasions, as is attested by Sanskrit and Tamil and Kannada literature, when Hindutva type Hinduism was the rule- i.e. it was a big tent affair- and sectarian polemics was a sort of hilarious joke or onerous chore Society imposed upon Soteriology so as to enliven its Saturnalia.
Nicholson tells us that prior to the 12th Century, many 'Hindu' savants devoted themselves to controverting the doctrines of rival sects. He does not tell us that this was considered very very funny and that in so far as the thing had a political dimension, or actual Sociological impact, the real question was which shrine or Saint had greater magical power or which dynasty was on the rise and which entering decline.
If it were really true that, prior to the 12th Century, there was no understanding that 'Hindu' thinkers shared a common orthodoxy, or at least had commonalities sufficient to differentiate themselves from non Hindus, then -clearly- it is only the Muslim invasion which is being remarked on (but only by implication coz otherwise one might be labelled a vulgar Islamophobe) because Jainism and Buddhism and Ajivika religion permitted dual loyalty- one could be an orthodox Brahmin or whatever and also a Jain shravak or a Buddhist lay disciple or whatever.  In other words, we can have confidence in advance that Nicholson is going to have to stack the deck in order to get the result he wants- viz. that something happened in 'intellectual history' which had nothing to do with Muslims but which 'unified Hinduism' anyway. Furthermore, we can predict how Nicholson will stack the deck based on our knowledge of the academic availability cascades of the last twenty or thirty years. To start off with, some pretty flakey whackjobs- like Paul Hacker, whom I personally drove out of Bonn in 1963 by reason of my ultra Hindu 'inclusivist' zeal to shit and piss on every resident of that small town- will get air-time simply so as to erect a straw-man purvapaksha- then, aberrant scholastics like Kumarila are going to have their importance totally overstated. For sure, foolish memes about Mimamsa and Nyaya- especially navya nyaya- are going to be repeated, as if that shite meant anything even to its own practitioners; the mainstream Jaina tradition will be ignored in favour of one or two tendentious Sanskrit belles lettrists; Sheldon Pollock's bollocks will be genuflected to- tatte utana we say in Hindi- and some perhaps sound enough PhD research is going to be stretched out into a real sketchy appearance of paradigm busting by means of a sort of self-willed cultural blindness that mimics but can't compete with that of asli head-up-one's-own arse tradition of authentic Indian scholarship.
Thus Nicholson, naively, will tell us that that he has discovered that at some point in time every sect has reckoned members of every other sect will burn in hell fire unless they convert immediately according to some complicated ritual. This is supposed to prove Hinduism wasn't unified. The trouble is the Indians already had the notion that everybody spends at least a few eternities in various Hells and Heavens not to mention countless births as bigoted upholders of the rival creed etc, etc. But karma working over infinite Time means that apparently conflicting ontologies- such as that of Umasvati, Nagarjuna and Sankara- cash out as the same thing because it turns out that all the eternities in Hell, Heaven and so on last less than a blink of an eye compared to the truly eternal eternity of kevalya/nirvana/mukti.
Nicholson, bless his cotton socks, plays the ingenue biting the finger of amazement that his hero found commonalities between totally distinct systems. But these systems were only distinct to scholars- i.e. people Indians have always recognized as utter imbeciles. This is not to say Vijnanabhikshu isn't interesting or rewarding to read. He is, but as a means of enriching our reading of contemporary riti poets and vice versa coz that kinda thing sure feeds bhakti and bhakti verily is bliss- well at least the kind of bliss that don't fast track you to type 2 diabetes.
One thing that always puzzled me was the claimed rediscovery of a living Samkhya tradition in Bengal back in the 1920's (if I recall correctly). I've got a Hindi book purporting to be from that Ashram on my shelf and always wondered whether maybe this Samkhya school is actually descended- or fabricated-  from Vijnanbhikshu, some of whose works were published in the Nineteenth Century.
Anyroad, nothing greatly wrong with the content of Nicholson's book that I could see. My feeling is that its faux naive problematization is just the two drink, intellectual dishonesty, minimum for getting into Academic Publishing's Comedy Club these days. This is Nicholson's first book- so there's hope yet is what I'm saying. Or perhaps that's just my own naive faith in the Nikal Seyni eschaton in which young Andrew is transfigured into the avenging Angel who finally puts the smackdown on, if not Michael Witzel or Sheldon Pollock, then at least Jeffry Kripal or  Purushottam Billimoria. Wendy O'Doniger, however, is off limits. But for her warning that the South Indian Brahmin female bites off the penis of her consort before beheading him, I might have had an arranged marriage myself. Not that Iyer parents are too niggardly to hire a nice electron microscope for my bride to detect my penis on the honeymoon night- it's just I don't believe in dowry system- that's all.

Sunday, 7 October 2012

Silly Billimoria & his hilarious Hermeneutics

Is dialogue a good thing? Gadamer's hermeneutic shtick gained purchase in the Sixties coz, sure, dialogue sounds like a good thing- it's caring sharing and everybody holding hands and being deeply deeply empathetic and continually offering gratuitous rape counselling to each other. But, dialogue isn't actually a good thing. Talking to a shit-head is bad enough. Listening to him is worse. 'Limited arbitrage'- gossip- 'marking services'- is what makes Language useful. It gives you the option of saying- 'well, mustn't monopolize you. Gotta mingle. See you round shithead (unless I see you first).'
In contrast, dialogues- like the dialogues of Plato or the Upanishads or whatever- are a fucking shite-fest. Either it's all a straightforward con- a business of having a card forced on you- or it's a marriage- without the penny pinching and  nappy changing but your ass sure gets sore real fast all the same.
Still, there is something worse than dialogue and that is what Indian scholars in the Mehta, Matilal, Spivak, Billimoria tradition are guilty of. What is it? Essentially, it is shitting in everybody's shoe while pretending you were actually out burning buses or doing something else equally progressive.
This is Billimoria on the Brahman.
 'I wish to conclude this essay with a brief discussion of the possible areas of application of the creative hermeneutic of suspicion especially in the non-Western contexts. The examples I draw upon take in seriously both the hermeneutic of tradition and the critique of ideology, which becomes paradigmatic in post-colonial critiques of Western ethnocentrism and other (more indigenist) kinds of authoritarial elitism. To take up the latter first, one could argue that the impersonal, abstract, ahistorical, atemporal concept of 'Brahman' much dear to Vedanta philosophy is a 'dead' metaphor, in as much as it is grounded in eidos, logos , and ousia and therefore has its life or sustaining significance entirely within the discourse of metaphysics (as Heidegger would say of all grand metaphors of the subject). A culture or rather ideology of brahmanical hegemony and renunciative restrain bordering on the obsessive denial of the lived experience, was built or idealised on the basis of this dominant and powerful transcendental signifier. 

Its social praxis legitimated the rule of the priest, a strident and pervasive caste hierarchy, marginalisation of women, the under-class and foreigners as others. A wondrous evocation that may have arisen in the poetic musings of the Vedic (nomadic Aryan) bards, which in the altar of later Vedic sacrificial fire is transmuted into a substantive being (in the disguise of language), and which finally under the anvil of speculative philosophy ascends to assume the throne on highest rungs of metaphysics. Thus Brahman stands to be destructured, dismantled, disseminated (WTF?) , deconstructed by being subjected to the same rigours of the hermeneutic of suspicion and critical ideology as Ricoeur has suggested. It may then be possible to recover the latent and to reanimate the tradition in more creative ways than has occurred either through the revivalism of neo-Vedanta or the Romanticism of 19th century philological Indology. (Bilimoria, 1997a).
So, children, what have we learned today? The learned Professor has told us that 'the Brahman is a dead metaphor' and that it was used to shore up the power of priest-craft and to keep women and the underclass in their place. The same thing could be said about 'God', 'Allah', 'Tao', Justice, Beauty, Education, Wisdom, Democracy, Racial Purity, Communism, Capitalism, Biscuits, TV, Idli Sambar, Jennifer Aniston, Breakfast, Cars, Disco dancing, the Second Law of Thermodynamics and everything else in the Universe.
The fact is, what the Twentieth Century did was the reverse of Heidegger's 'Europeanization of the Earth'- Europe was shown up as a festering bog of deeply provincial pedants who wouldn't play nice till America and Russia divided up the continent between them and put those cunts back in their playpen.
True, some fucking assholes unfit for the Hard Sciences participated in a Credentializing Ponzi scheme under the rubric of 'Hermeneutics' or other such shite- not that J.L Mehta quite fits the bill, but then his people were illiterate dehatis so his getting the hots for Heidegger was like a return of the repressed dehati in him- the instinct to take a crap on the open highway, or Holwege, rather than use a flush loo- but, so what? Far larger numbers of people were travelling in the other direction to get their genitalia stroked by bogus Babas and pay handsomely for the privilege.
 'Limited arbitrage'- not 'grand narratives'- & 'bounded signalling'- not a totalizing hermeneutic- are the engine of Social change. Talk of 'intellectual genealogy' is foolish when considering convergent evolution. Indeed, when coupled with bogus breast beating of a emasculating Leftie sort, the whole exercise stinks to high Heaven.

 Prof. Billimoria says that a creative 'hermeneutic of suspicion' may help recover the latent and reanimate the (Advaitic) tradition in a different way. How? The baby was thrown out with the bathwater- what more harm is there left to do?
 The answer, of course, is that a proper Habermasian deconstruction of Ricoeur as self sodomization of the eye sockets of class enemies during an ongoing beheading with a sickle or hoe or other agricultural implement constitutes a creative re-reading of Vedas  just as fucked as stealing everything in sight, talking shite, and fondling the genitalia of all and sundry.
 However, Billimoria isn't sufficiently creative to see this. Instead he writes-  The last remark brings me the second example. The large body of texts produced and translated in Europe since around the 16th century on the cultures prevalent, literature, and peoples inhabiting the vast land mass to the east and south-east of Europe have nowadays been recognised to be suffused with "orientalism". This marks a peculiar hermeneutical act which the West ingressed upon the East. More specifically, the discourse of Orientalism underscores the wilful romantic construct of the East (the Orient or Asia) in the imagination of the West as Europe's "other", and destined to be converted, civilised and controlled by the burgeoning Western religious, economic and political might. But if we leave out any part, conscious or complicitous, involved in the formation of the text or the supplemental discourse we could be doing grave "epistemic violence" to the text. An incisive judgment along these lines has, for instance, been said of the 19th century British Raj's novel statutory judgment on sati, the Indian practice of widow burning, as constituting a legal "crime", which however failed to register the social motivations of the Hindu patriarchal order that perpetrated this culturally aberrant practice for so long. (Spivak). It is not as though such a censor was not possible within the Hindu and Pan-Indian tradition itself; indeed, there was evidence in traditional moral texts against such practices and indigenous leaders had rallied against the act on the grounds that sati violated women's rights: but is that tantamount to a criminal act under English Common Law? (see, Bilimoria, 1997b)
The story about Suttee was well understood by everybody except people like Billimoria. Essentially, wasteful status competition- burning widows rather than selling them to a brothel- was in danger of becoming normative so it was in everybody's interest to get the State to introduce a license system. This is Coasian Law & Econ 101. As for the English Common Law- it didn't ingress by a hermeneutic act but established itself by right of conquest.  To talk of epistemic violence is silly. Hitler did not do epistemic violence to the Torah- he killed Jews. The Colonial powers did not do epistemic violence to natives- they conquered them and then beat them or shot them if they got out of hand. No doubt they said unpleasant things as they were doing it but what was objectionable about this wasn't 'Orientalism' but the fact that they were beating and shooting people in a manner which turned their own Social rate of return on Capital negative.
By focussing on the discourse of Orientalism we understand better the Occidental-West, its logocentrism, and its failure to bring about genuine dialogue with the East and generate authentic methods for reading, translating and understanding the "other". The same can be said about the early British settlers judgment that the colonies of terra australis were not inhabited by any people (thus rendered as terra nullius) because the nomadic native Aborigines appeared not to have cultivated the land or invested any labour in it or asserted an instrumental interest in it. It took a Ernie Mabo to challenge this "interpretation" of another tradition in place. This massive legal and political prejudice, in the Gadamarian sense, is finally turned back on the incoming tradition for its own self-reflection, and to demonstrate that it misjudged "interest" in individualistic-utilitarian rather than in communicative-communitarian terms; and it perhaps paves the way for corrective reparation or "Reconciliation" of First and Second-Third Nations' respective claims.
 Once again, it is Coasian Law & Econ which explains why and how property rights get redistributed- nowt to do with some fuckwit Professors getting all dialogic up each others' assholes.
Third World studies and feminist movements more widely have capitalised on such insights and trans-boundary critiques, which was given a heavy political emphasis by Foucault's theorising premised on the generalisation that all knowledge is inextricably linked with power (and power is invariably corrupting). They have advocated, and developed methods for a re-reading and "de-construction" therefore of much of the past history and "civilising" or literary productions, translatory enactments, etc. resulting from the basically liberal-individualistic, imperial and patriarchy-propelled intrusions into the lives of women, slaves, marginalised groups, the "other", the outcastes, and the colonised subjects, both within the history of Western-European societies but more damagingly in various countries throughout the world. History might be more authentic and closer to the truth were its voices to emerge, as it were, "from below" rather than from the pens of the privileged, the elite, the experts, and bow-tied academic researchers who have a vested interest (unwittingly perhaps) in perpetuating certain myths — "paradigm" — of the dominant cultural force in a society or tradition at large. The requisite hermeneutics for (re-)writing history from below has been technically popularised by South Asian radical social theorists as the "Subaltern" stance or voices of the submerged subject-positions.
Last but not least, cross-cultural philosophers of religion have claimed that the Western invention of the sub-discipline or discourse of philosophy of religion with its expectations of a solid, irrefutable and logically profound "proof" (or, for that matter, "disproof") of the existence of God has triggered much unnecessary anguish, mimicery, and irreparable damage among non-Western, non-Christian peoples. (Bilimoria 1996b) When directed at the "other" this trenchant discourse has in part also helped erode local traditions, folk understandings, indigenous hermeneutics, law and social wisdom developed over many centuries in non-Western religious cultures by which they have sustained themselves. Such and more sophisticated critical analyses have arisen in recent years from movements in philosophy and the human sciences, particularly from Europe and now increasingly influential in North America, India, and Australasia.
Eddie (not Ernie) Mabo was an Australian man whose deep study of Heidegger, Gadamer, Habermas et al led him to challenge the notion that native owned land was a 'terra nullius'. Thanks to great European scholars- who had already taken similar measures with respect to their own disenfranchised peoples- Australian law was changed so as to give the natives back their land. 
Actually, that's not what happened at all. The Europeans never did do anything for their own disenfranchised though once they had the shite beaten out of them they did pay some small reparation to Israel. Eddie Mabo was a gardener who got talking to some lawyers who brought a test case under Australian Common Law and that's how native land rights were vindicated. No fucking European cunts were involved at any stage. Not philosophers but lawyers and the Common Law tradition triumphed.
 Similarly in India, the Subaltern Studies gobshites & Post Colonial cunt-queefers achieved absolutely nothing. Lawyers and Accountants and Economists and good old fashioned parish pump politics, on the other hand, aren't all bollocks.
  So what is the moral of this story, children? Hermeneutics is shite . Books may or may not be shite in themselves but Hermeneutics is a turd which gets its grubby prints over all it reads. 
  Hermeneutics may claim that books are all a bunch of stupid lies and only exist to fuck over poor people but that's only because Professors have to continue to write books, and since dark skinned Professors wot are crap at thinking got to whine about how being black is so-ooo horrible, this is the sort of shite they are gonna write.

  Oddly enough this message is perfectly in conformity with Advaita. The Vyadha Gita teaches us that women and low castes should constantly tell high caste male Pundits to go fuck themselves because they are all a bunch of worthless cunts. Yet the Vyadha Gita was revealed to a King- that too one who was the incarnation of Dharma. The corollary is not far to seek. Fuck the Professors. 
  Mind it kindly.

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Flatulence as Philosophy- Purushotam Bilimoria on Kant,Matilal & Spivak


This is a link to a paper by Prof. Bilimoria which makes the astounding claim that Gayatri Spivak can throw some light on Matilal's relationship with Kant. Spivak  has pointed out in a recent book that Prof. Matilal, in his final days, suffered from a serious medical condition which caused flatulence and that, to ease his embarrassment, she had quoted Derrida- 'Ontology can't lay hold of a fart'- a remark whose fatuity lies in demonstrating that its subject does nothing else- but, regrettably, Bilimoria hasn't approached his topic from this angle- one singularly fecund for Socioproctology- but rather from something he claims to be a ' genuine critique of the rational'- this in the context of the 'Post Colonial Subject'- such a critique being, he assures us, 'Spivak's gift.'

Before wading into Bilimoria's essay, let me first say that there was another female Professor at Columbia, Graciella Chichilnisky, who addressed the same issue and resolved it once and for all by using innovative mathematical techniques. Essentially, a concept of 'limited arbitrage'- i.e. constrained preference diversity as in Amos 3.3- 'can 2 walk together except they be agreed?' - is sufficient to clarify all the so called 'aporias' of Reason dating back to Hegel's career as a Calculus instructor or Kant's senile failure to engage with the drunkard, but solid Math student, Solomon Maimon.
Chichilnisky, an Argentinian Jew who, quite unforgivably, lacked a penis, studied the North South problem as an engaged intellectual. Because she was five types of Smart, she cracked the Math and published her solutions. Mediocre men hated her but great men, like Ken Arrow, but also Amartya Sen, recognized her genius. Perhaps, Cambridge, England, would have been more hospitable to her but the fact remains that her results, at least in this respect, have stood up to scrutiny and though she may not get a Nobel, she has prevailed.
Essentially, Chichilnisky's work shifts the focus to preference diversity- too much of it and there is no Economics, no Literature, no prescriptivity in 'Rational' Ethics or 'Rational Historicism'- indeed, those projects are empty. Think about it for a moment. If all human beings were completely different from each other in terms of what they wanted or how they thought or what linguistic collocations appealed or felt 'natural' to them, then there would be no Commerce, no Society, no meaningful interchange. Man would be a feral animal interacting according to some Evolutionarily Stable Ethology to which he himself had no cognitive access. Granted, this describes almost everything about my own inwardness- and it may be the vast majority of people out there are like me in being what modern Philosophy of Mind calls 'p-zombies' (in other words, beings who look like or even sound like 'real' people, but who in fact are no such thing)- but Commerce & Law, if not Literature & Ethics, do exist and supervene on the Zombie Apocalypse of my Species Being. It may be that I don't actually do 'limited arbitrage' myself- in the quod nescis quo modo fiat, non facis sense (i.e. I don't know what I'm doing so I don't really do it)- but statistically the survival (or perhaps preponderance) of people like me still gives rise to Economics and Social Choice without aporias.
The corollary of the p-Zombie, for shite Ethics, is the Kantian heteronomous subject. Billimoria, in charity to Kant, points out that some of his writing militates for the notion that  'primitive' people like Iyers and Hottentots can progress towards autonomy through trade and interaction with Europeans and, in that context, it might be a good idea to treat them as thought they possessed rights. However, Billimoria undoes his charity, he proves an Indian giver, by going on to say that Post Colonial Reason arises out of the ashes of the Nietzche-Heideggerian 'destruktion' of a 'purer metaphysics of reason'. This is sheer nonsense. It is like saying, 'Obama's thinking arose out of the ashes of the John Birch Society's critique of the Ku Klux Klan's deconstruction of the purer metaphysics of reason' of Abraham Lincoln or Dr. Martin Luther King'. The fact is, back then, Kant was still a guy who knew from Science, even Hegel had actually taught Calculus- he could do sums. By contrast, Nietzche was merely mad and Heidegger was really bad. Fuck they have to do with 'Post Colonial Reason'?
 Germany didn't have any colonies- they were taken off them at bayonet point- there is no actual Post Colonial Subject who isn't simply jumping on an academic bandwagon who pretends those two shit-heads have any fucking relevance to their own Credentialist Ponzi scheme aimed at making out they actually 'represent' some great seething subaltern mass of alterity.

 I recall reading about Alexander Gershenkron- associated in Development Econ with a (specious) theory or relative backwardness such that the State dominates Civil Society- who, while a Prof at Harvard, had to deal with the ridiculous claim that like the Ivy League gotta cater for Black Studies- mebbe 'Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic'?- coz them niggers now got guns, dude! The truth was, niggers with or without guns, were like Obama's dad- the threat they represented proved useful coz it led to the foreign language requirement being dropped in favor of more Math for Econ PhD candidates- surely a good thing.
There is no 'Post Colonial Reason'.  What there has been- and here I have been as guilty as any- is whining about how being black aint no picnic coz like it don't actually make your dick any bigger and how like Kipling aint really racist- he's a treasure trove of positive images of the kind of working class people in India I still fondly remember. I recall being addressed as 'Gunga Din' by an elderly Cockney warehouse 'gaffer' back when I was 17. I loved that little old man and the richness of his baritone 'palaver' .
 I remember I got into a little tiff with a real big, muscular, white guy and waited for him after work 'to have it out'- i.e. get a black eye and thus become properly integrated into the team- but, it turned out there was this little white guy who had been riding the big fellow all day and he was of Turkish origin and had three brothers in Jail and two out and about with Boxing fucking trophies. Anyroad, this little guy wouldn't let me get a black eye in a good cause. I ended up looking a stupid 'toff'- insisting on 'fisticuffs to clear the air' when the truth was I'd have had my head kicked in. The old gaffer got wind of what had happened and, sadly, he changed towards me. He wanted me to do the books rather than tote boxes. He even wanted to call me 'College'- the final nail in my coffin. I wanted to remain 'Gunga Din'- if only for him- and recited the poem (badly) to try to tearfully defend my 'birth-right' in this respect. How could I prevail? 'Gunga Din' is a fucking beautiful poem- the Saqi-e-Kausar as a Kabir-panthi bhishti, what's not to like?- but it did me no good- suddenly I was like Pundit fucking Nehru or Mahatma fucking Gandhi rather than just one of the lads. I had screwed myself.  Anyway, that's my bit of Post-Colonial reason. What does it amount to? Things aint what they seem. Teachers are good people but they get Literature wrong. Well, they don't get their own literature wrong- the Irish Christian Bros. at St.Columba in Delhi loved teaching us Joyce- they knew he was a good Catholic precisely because he wasn't- but I can't blame a White School teacher in Hackney or Hounslow or wherever not showing enthusiasm for Kipling's 'Gunga Din'. Indeed, if I weren't a big made feller (though crap at fighting), what's more one with a 'posh' accent,  some well-meaning idiot might have protected me, despite myself, from being called Gunga Din. BTW, Sambo was actually a little Tamil boy- so I'm reclaiming that name as well. Anyroad, it beats being called 'Iyer, you fat cunt' though I've got to admit Mum does put a lot of affection into her voice when she addresses me thus.
  Prof. Billmoria, who is probably a posh guy who never wanted to tote boxes in an East London warehouse- still the best job I've ever had and that was 35 years ago when I was sweet 17- don't get that there are actual Post Colonial people- billions of us- and we do too Reason. He thinks Dilthey and the historicist turn in hermeneutics was a good thing. It wasn't. It turned everybody against everybody. It negated Scripture and the factual truth of 'the unseen' by which we all dun be brothers from different mothers. The Turkish guy who wouldn't let me get my black eye would, according to historicist hermeneutics, be obliged to fucking give me the cold shoulder either as a kaffir or a descendant of a supporter of Khilafat. I'm supposed to hate all White people. Fuck, I'd wanna do that? But, I myself, must be an object of hate to all non-Brahmins, not to mention females (okay, the latter have a legitimate complaint against me- vide Prof. Vagina Dentata Choothopadhyay's magisterial - 'Fat is not a Feminist issue- Penis size is').
  Okay, okay, I know there was an earlier theory according to which we could all get along if we could only agree to just eat the rich already. But those days are gone. Anyway, nowadays, I feel rich- I probably am not but how the fuck is anybody supposed to know whether they are actually rich or totally impoverished what with all them shenanigans in the City and what have you?
   Billimoria, following Spivak, thinks the West wants us guys to fuck each other over coz that's like 'authentic'. Believe me Billimoria Sahib- the West wants no such thing. Not after 9/11. What they are saying to us is- Could u guys just kindly go back to just being darkies or wogs or whatever? Fuck we want to know which type of towel head sand nigger u r?  Get with the fucking program already. You know you want to. Just say yes.
Billimoria says Spivak has a defence against being cast as Brahmin apologist herself. She does- it is ignorance. She says in her book, apropos of nothing, that India is called Bharat coz that was Ram's younger brother's name. Is Billimoria equally ignorant or did he read no more than one chapter of Spivak's shite book? The notion that anyone with any power with respect to India ever read Hegel is ludicrous. Yes, Hegel was European- but from a backward, piece of shit, Princedom called Prussia which the Brits have long abhorred and anathematized. (Think Thatcher's Cabinet's fervent espousal of the traditional British belief (as in A.J.P Taylor's post-War book for Allied Occupation troops I remember reading for my History A level) 'Good Germans are Rhinelanders or Hanseatics like Schopenhauer (big fan of India)- Bad Germans are Prussians.')
Berlin did become a great Educational centre but in Maths and Physics and Electrical Engineering. There was literally no fucking bleed through, to either Brit or Indian, of their provincial, racist, shite- and, if you read the Education of Henry Adams, one can easily see why. German Gymnasiums were crap. Their PhD's- at least in Econ, were and are shit- Hoppe & Sinn looked kosher for a bit but they have now abundantly shown the kraut or cloven hoof, so fuck them. Germany has a good Economy coz it has only self-evidently crap 'famous' Economists. It's just Rothbard's Law is all it is- Economists fuck up the more the more famous they get- and Germans (I was born there myself) are very good at obeying laws coz if it aint forbidden it's compulsory (my winsome humour and sparkling wit, such as is displayed in this post, conforming entirely to the law regulating such scatology in the country of my birth).
Billimoria writes-
This is mad. Schopenhauer and Herder and Karl Krause may marginally affect Indian reception of the Gita, Hegel does not. He was too fucking Racist and, in any case, couldn't write worth toffee.
I don't know who Sardesai and Bose are- fuckwits apparently- but Tilak, Ghose and Radhakrishnan have nothing to do with Hegel. You may say, what about Bradley & McTaggart? My reply is- what about them? They don't fit the bill. Radhakrishnan could availability cascade along lines they'd laid down but there is nothing from Hegel on the Gita in them. Kosambi is a different story- indeed the only good bits in Spivak come from him- but he was a Maths guy who did folk-lore on the side. He built no Academic Empire and created no School. This son of Acharya Kosambi was the opposite of Matilal. Not a flaneur precisely- just a rasika, perhaps- but certainly not a fucking Credentialist Ponzi scheme running Academic.
  Billimoria sees Matilal not as a fuckwit rescued from penury by getting a job in the West based on knowing a bit about Voodoo- sorry I mean worthless navya-nyaya shite no fucking Hindu ever subscribed to- who tried to set up as an Analytic or mebbe Ethics guy and fucking failed- no, that would be the common sense view, Billimoria sees Matilal as doing something else- viz. listening for a 'dissident voice' (subversive of Brahminical orthodoxy) within the text.
This is incredibly stupid. The Gita and Itihasas and so on aint Brahminical orthodoxy. They are not dim & dissident but a loud and resonant voice which says- Brahminism is a worthless fucking pile of shite. The very castes and classes which patronized or purveyed this sublime message were non-Brahmin in the main. Brahmins themselves had every reason to espouse this view. Otherwise they would constantly be at risk of beheading or ostracism for some tiny ritual mistake. The rains didn't come on time- guess the Bhramins goofed up, let's kill them. Who wants this? The pure Occassionalist doctrine propounded in the Gita (God does everything, humans do nothing) doesn't just let Bhramins off the hook if the rains don't come on time or the Turks invade, it fucking re-valorizes karma kanda rituals as a purely gratuitous theistic gesture. 
An evil fuckwit like me will act as yajman for a Brahminic ceremony if
a) it's very very fucking cheap and imposes no educational burden on me- like learning that Gayatri mantra which is way too long
b) I already very firmly believe that the Lord of the Universe is just like gonna borrow my beloved Mum and Dad and everybody else I love and keep them in Heaven till the cup of my inequities is full and I voluntarily turn back to the virtuous path of harassing all those noble souls with my importunate love and affection and demands to like tell me a story already.
Come on Billimoria- you may be a high I.Q type. Did you really have no fuckwit friends or siblings like me growing up? Do you really know shit about how Hinduism works? What was the date of the last 'Smarta Vicharam' or khap panchayat down your neck of the woods? For Tamil Iyers- you have to go a hundred years back. That's a long time dude. I'm not saying there aint a specifically Hindu preference falsification based Social Inquisitorial process- I'm just saying it's non Brahmin is all. You know this. Why pretend otherwise?
Further to a pretence that Dharma-ethics does not forbid its own grounding in a rational choice hermeneutic (because, if this were possible its 'apurva' or epoche making element would vanish along with its own topos-as-Maya) Billimoria highlights a particularly crap essay by Matilal- though I suppose it has a resonance, or conjures a revenant, with respect to the crap Traditionalist anti-Brahmo polemics of the mid-Nineteenth Century, but that shite was dead in the water by the time Tagore published 'Gora'- Ramakrishna and Vivekananda and Aurobindo Ghose's younger brother didn't just steal the Reformist's clothes, they fucking cat-walked it in Chicago and all points East of the Pacos- but, what does Billimoria's highlighting of that shite essay say about his own project? Only this- the availability cascades he surfs are such as might occur in not Adelaide but land-locked Canberra.
Take a butchers at this me old ocker-

The point here is that Kant and Hegel were stupid, racist, fuckwits. I'm sure Hinduism had its Kants and Hegels- them's the guys our Sacred Books hold up to ridicule, hatred and contempt. Nobody has any problem with Utilitarianism- deontology cashes out as Utilitarianism once you admit some course of action can expand your information set because it becomes your duty to so act. Buddhism knew this. No doubt some Brahmin fuckwits had fun with Buddhist wholly Intentionalist Ethics and this has been preserved somewhere BUT those Bhramin fuckwits were laughed at as fuckwits by everybody, including their teachers. 
Billimoria thinks India's corruption has to do with Utilitarianism. Why? How fucking ignorant is he exactly? Utilitarian Social Engineering- i.e. mechanism design- tackles the problem directly. It's what Arthashastra says- but also what Tiru or anybody else says. No fucking Indian, Muslim or Hindu or whatever ever said the way you get people to stop stealing is by preaching at them. No. Carrots and sticks and fucking Tiebout model Law-compliance as a local public good was what these guys not just said but actually fucking implemented.  What is Matilal's alternative? Worthless pi-jaw. His thought is irrelevant. He was a fuckwit. No fucking Indian reads him and he made no attempt, not ignominious, to get them to read him. How is his 'thought' prescriptive? Why does Billimoria mention it? To whom exactly is he flashing this Credentialist laissez passer? 
Does Billimoria really believe there was some supposedly 'liberative event'? Which Indian shares that belief? Fuck the 'official ideology'. It is 'pakhand', it is 'munafiqat', it is a 'preference falsification/ availability cascade' in the terminology of Prof. Timur Kuran- a future Nobel winner surely? (his analysis of Islamic Societies is crap, racist crap, so Stockholm has already booked his flight youbetcha).
Who does not know this?
How fucking stupid are the people who read Billimoria and Spivak and Amartya Sen? Certainly not more stupid than me. They are just more successful coz hypocrisy is a work-skill.
Read this and tell me Billimoria isn't a wanker.
Why is this fucked? What Billimoria and Spivak are talking about is a 'Transfer paradox' whereby shite donated by 'an advanced' country further impoverishes a 'developing' one. Graciella Chichilinsky did the Maths on this dude. She showed, so long as there are at least 3 countries, 'Transfer paradoxes' were phipty-phipty. 

I suppose, at this stage, I should say something nice about Matilal coz de mortuis &c- okay, he highlights an episode that is the dual to the Gita whereby Krishna prevents Arjuna killing the guy he thinks is his elder brother (as opposed to his actual elder brother whose will it is that the battle go forward). 
But Matilal misses the most important point about this (I've dealt with this in my book Ghalib, Gandhi & the Gita) which is that it shows that Krishna's Visvarupa in the Gita is a 'self-slaying', a Christ like sacrifice.
Matilal sees no mathematical structure to the Gita. Nor does Billimoria. These guys can't stop Spivak from writing ignorant, school-girl, crap- like saying 'India is called Bharat coz that's what Ram's younger bro was called and like... I dunno... well, like maybe at the end of the film he gets to be the Emperor of India or something? What? India is named after the son of Shakuntala? Oh! Right! Coz like Goethe really liked Kalidasa's 'Shakuntala'. But, I mean my point still stands coz Goethe was like all you know Bourgeois or something and like Hegel, y'know, he was like y'know totally NOT like sittlichkeit guy or maybe he was but then like y'know there was like Marx and Mamta Bannerjee- not Mamta- anyway, you know what I mean. 

Billimoria, worthless cunt that he is, writes this- 
Kant as the 'father of speculative reason'? Okay, there's an academic availability cascade there so let it slide; but 'father of the conceptual conditions for the possibility of imperialism that affected colonialism as an anthropological reality'? Are you fucking kidding me? Spivak writes shite but not quite such shite shite. What is this cunt? A fucking 'mayavadi'? Did he learn phenomenology from Colin Wilson's 'the Space Vampires' (okay, full disclosure, I did. Happy now?) where the value of pi actually changes as people get better at mensuration- or menstruation, BTW, as the only under 50 middle aged Hindutva blogger in Fulham, being 'groomed' by the witchy Wimmin at the Elderly Iyengar Mamiar Activity Centre, down Dawes road- I know it is only you guys who leave comments on my posts-  I will not fucking go down on you however menopausal you claim to be. Once bitten twice shy. Mind it kindly.