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Wednesday, 12 January 2022

Justin E.H Smith & studying Sanskrit

Spirituality can be cultivated even by scholars. The study of Sanskrit, because it is the language in which Indic Religions and Yogic traditions are expounded, has enhanced the spiritual power of oppressed people- some, like Aurobindo, incarcerated and in danger of the hangman's noose- to fight for the liberation of their country. On the other hand, some worthless cretins teaching in shite University Departments can claim a credential or two in Sanskrit. But they can't liberate themselves from anything or would lose their jobs if they did overcome their own stupidity.

As a case in point, Justin E.H Smith has a confused post at substack which concludes that 'taking to Twitter to assert one’s antifascist bona-fides is just as futile as studying Sanskrit in resistance to authoritarian communism. Just as futile, and a lot less interesting.' This is a remarkably obtuse statement. Taking to Twitter to denounce a Fascism which does not exist can't be compared to a Chinese scholar who is studying Sanskrit for the purpose of enabling a spiritual and inward resistance to a Communist regime which is genuinely authoritarian and which may be killing off the golden goose of enterprise as more and more young Chinese graduates voice a preference for the safety and prestige of a Civil Service job.

Sanskrit is important not just because of China's Buddhist heritage. The fact is, as Victor Mair has pointed out, Sanskrit literary theory affected the evolution of the Chinese literary language in a manner which altered the ethos of the Mandarin class and directly affected notions of ethical Statecraft and thus challenged the legitimacy of particular styles of exercising power. I may mention the names of scholars like Ji Xianlin who suffered during the Cultural Revolution and the manner in which they were partially rehabilitated once collectivization began to be reversed. Indeed, Chinese Sanskritists cultivated a 'close reading' tradition which fostered a similar 'close reading' of Marx and the discovery that what that Prophet actually said was 'to each according to his contribution'. In other words, pragmatism and 'inner depth' could make a comeback so as to raise up the material standard of living of the people. 

Smith begins his essay by bringing up the murder of Culianu- a crazy Romanian Professor interested in sex magic and other such nonsense- who had replaced and turned against Mircea Eliade- a perverted charlatan. The utterly dotty Wendy Doniger is the current incumbent of the chair those two guys shat upon. 

Smith takes all this very personally. He writes- what interests me is the model Culianu provides of a certain form of life: 

a life spent pretending magical shite aint nonsense but rather deserves 'academic' study. Also, a life spent getting the fuck away from anywhere politics can get you thrown in jail and tortured. 

the life that is political

Culianu was into magical shite- not politics. There may have been a time when some such nutters could get a little money for pretending to fight the regime back home but the truth is the West preferred to build up Ceaucescu who was considered to be relatively independent of the Kremlin. Also he had oil money. Indeed Culianu only started ranting against the Romanian regime after the transition to Democracy. 

 even in its insistence on carving out and preserving a space —you might call it a ‘sacred’ space— for the non-political. 

It wasn't a sacred space at all. It was a batshit crazy magical space. This is like saying Aleister Cowley was creating a space of resistance to Lloyd George and Churchill. 

However much we today dismiss ‘horseshoe’ theories of ideology as a midwit dodge, 

But there was a lot of 'convergence' a la Tinbergen, Galbraith & c. Once China let its private sector burgeon it looked more and more like a Western 'mixed' economy. Romania, in the Nineties, explicitly took the Social Democratic route. As for the far-left or far-right fringes, who gave a fuck whether they were similar or not? The fact is, when the shit hits the fan, the ex-Khalqi in Afghanistan could turn Taliban just as the ex-Baathist in Iraq could turn ISIS. Why dismiss facts which stare us in the face? Did Trotskyites not turn Neo-Con? 

it was a simple and obvious fact that the fascists and the communists made life difficult for many people in the twentieth century in truly convergent ways, that their symbolism, tactics, and even membership were drawn from a common reserve 

This is nonsense. They recruited from different classes though, no doubt, there were some turn-coats.

(King Mihai himself switched sides from the Axis to the Allies only in 1944, participating in a coup against the fascist dictator Antonescu whom he had previously enabled — perhaps this was after suffering a pang of conscience, but surely the king also noticed which way the wind was blowing),

There is no perhaps about it. Horthy too switched sides. 

 and that the most natural and principled expression of protest against either of them was not to express convictions of the opposite kind, but rather to bury your nose in your Sanskrit dictionary and to say to hell with you all.

But, if you could read a Sanskrit dictionary, you might be conscripted into the Indian branch of the Waffen SS or something of that sort. Only being completely useless, kept you safe from being used. Anyway, Culianu mentions the Sanskrit dictionary only so as to pretend that he wasn't paying attention when he attended Communist party meetings and thus should be allowed to emigrate to Amrika where he could eat plenty of pizzas while pretending to be a Warlock. 

Is that, perhaps, what is meant by ‘liberalism’? 

No. Liberalism does not mean being a useless tosser who pretends to know magic. It involves building up Civil Society and seeking to establish countervailing power over arbitrary State actors. 

The freedom to retreat into dusty books, just because they call out to you, and in the service of no cause?

Or the freedom to just masturbate incessantly while staring vacantly at a bowl of oranges. 

 Is this the ‘liberal studies’ that a place like the University of Chicago is supposed to foster, 

No. Chicago was pretending that Eliade, Culianu, Doniger etc. were disciplined scholars as opposed to nutcases pulling sexed up shit out of their arses. 

but that the communist-era University of Bucharest had made impossible with its subordination to party directives?

Whereas Professors at Chicago are subordinate to having to read the dreck their students produce by way of dissertations. Also they have to watch out for Title IX violations. Sad. 

 Or, as the progressive left never tires of insisting, is liberalism, in both its humanistic and its more overtly political inflections, always at best an unwitting toleration of the conditions that lead to fascism, and at worst an active promoter of these conditions? 

If you are not yourself incessantly masturbating while gazing vacantly at a bowl of oranges, is it not the case that you are unwittingly creating the very conditions which force billions of cisgender proletarians to incessantly masturbate while gazing vacantly at a bowl of oranges? Wake up sheeple! We must ban bowls of oranges! How much longer must Fascism triumph by enfeebling cisgender proles through the depletion of their vital bodily fluids? 

And could the porous boundary between the two be any more vividly illustrated than at Chicago, where free-market economists helped to conjure the justification for a repressive right-wing dictatorship in South America,

While it was the Harvard Econ Dept which fucked up Yeltsin's Russia and thus paved the path to Putin. There is no 'porous boundary' between Milton Friedman and Nazism- unless you believe Hitler was a nice  Jewish girl with a degree in Home Economics from Bryn Mawr. 

No doubt, Friedman- but also Stiglitz- was wrong about how different economic policies would affect the political trajectory of far off countries- Chile, Indonesia etc- but that is because Economics, as taught at Uni, is shit which is why Professors there aint billionaires. 

and where a former member of the political wing of the Garda de Fer fostered the sort of scholarly work on yoga and tantric sex that would appear as if custom-designed for Americans shaped by the free-love revolution, soon to be fully marketized, of the 1960s? 

So what? Paul de Man, at Yale, was even worse and, what's more, didn't even have a Degree. 

The Mircea Eliade Chair in Comparative Religion would be filled for many years after its namesake’s death by Wendy Doniger, whose work on the erotic practices of Hindus in centuries past would in turn enflame the anger of the Hindutva fascists in India. 

No. It enflamed the anger of Hindus who had emigrated to America and who had made a lot of money there and who wanted to increase their own power and influence. Back in the Seventies, they found it hilarious that Doniger thought South Indian Brahmin ladies chopped off the heads of their husbands after fucking them. Then they realized they were paying top dollar to send their own daughters to prestigious Universities where they might end up taking a course on Sanskrit mythology and thus be brainwashed into turning into homicidal hippies. 

The bigger problem was that America was a deeply Christian country where, to do well in politics, voters must believe you come from a puritanical religion which forbids sexy shenanigans. In any case, American Hindus don't want to be represented by crazy biddies like Doniger as opposed to successful CEOs like Indra Nooyi. 

As for 'Hindu fascists'- they triumphed in India in 1947. Ten years previously, Govind Vallabh Pant described Gandhi, flatteringly, as the 'Il Duce and Fuhrer of India'. Netaji Bose went one step further and went to meet Hitler and recruited Indian P.O.Ws for the Waffen SS before joining forces with the Japanese in South East Asia. Incidentally, there was an Indian Nazi Party. The crazy Franco-Greek Maths teacher, Savitri Devi, had a marriage of convenience with an Indian astrologer who, after the War, had a cozy relationship with the Congress Party. Moreover, it was Indira who had a strong interest in Tantric bullshit. Foreign Secretary Rasgotra arranged an Occultist Conference for her in the early Eighties. The English poetess, Kathleen Raine, has written a book articulating her own puzzlement at being invited to this bizarre event. The explanation, however, was simple. Mrs G was establishing a dynasty by using black magic of a sort her ancestors pretended to have mastered. That's why the diplomatic colony in New Delhi always had some truly crazy Ambassadors- like Serrano. The truth is Nehru himself had a superstitious side. Indeed, he arranged Dhirendra Bhramacharee to provide 'Yogic therapy', with his dick, for his daughter. This was fine because the Kaula sect was Tantric. They were cool with Eliade and Serrano and Doniger and other such crazies for the same reason that the Narayan Murthy family is cool with Sheldon Pollock's bollocks because Pollock is praising their own hereditary sect and language while shitting on the Hinduism of the vast majority of Indians. 

Smith's magpie mind leads him next to Proust, who died before Communism or Fascism had much salience. 

There are of course many reasons why one might end up learning a bit of Sanskrit.

But Smith won't supply any such reasons. Instead he will mention a guy who didn't learn any Sanskrit at all because he had just gone into a lecture hall to keep warm.

 In Sodome et Gomorrhe, volume 4 of Proust’s À la recherche du temps perdu, we are invited to imagine some ragged man off the quai de la Seine, “pretending to be interested, but only for a material benefit, like those who, at the Collège de France, in the lecture-hall where the professor of Sanskrit speaks without an audience, go to listen to the course, but only in order to keep warm.” As both Culianu and Proust understand, Sanskrit, at least as the preserve of world-renouncing philologists if not as the holy language of Hinduism, is good for a laugh.

This simply isn't true. For Proust 'Sanskrit' would be interchangeable with 'Algebraic Geometry' or some other equally arcane subject beyond the ken of a tramp or a hobo. Culianu, however, could get a job and get paid by pretending to be very good at Sanskrit precisely because it was considered a proper academic subject. Incidentally, Sanskrit is also the language of Buddhist and Jain scholarly commentary and discourse. Moreover, its study, historically, was associated with the growth of Linguistics as an academic research program. 

Smith focuses on the Dreyfus affair as refracted through Proust. The plain facts of the matter are these

1) Because of Napoleonic reforms, 'careers open to talent' etc., the French General staff had a disproportionate number of Jews. This made it more difficult for the Right- Monarchists etc- to capture the Army. Furthermore, the French Army could not have a coherent offensive doctrine which would have involved mobilizing reserves (thus further diluting Right wing domination of the Army) and letting them slow down any enemy advance while using crack regiments to 'frontload' pain on the Germans. Instead you had a crazy 'outrance' theory which involved 'Charge of the Light brigade' type tactics where the flower of the French Army was mown down by second rate German divisions who, however, had longer range guns. Proust may have been an admirer of Ruskin, but he had done military service. The French may talk bollocks but they aint utterly stupid. They knew they were setting themselves up for defeat just because their politics was shit. 

2) The Army itself had only been forced to take action against Dreyfus because of prodding by crazy Catholic 'Socialist' nutters in the Yellow Press who, along with the Papacy, were stupid enough to believe a prankster who claimed to have been a Satanist and to have participated in orgies where Satan himself had turned up in the shape of a piano playing crocodile. In other words, the French had lost what few marbles they possessed. They were batshit crazy though, no doubt, plenty of their politicians were as corrupt as shit. Indeed, only in France could you have a War time Cabinet Minister who continued to get money from the enemy. This is not the tradition of Talleyrand. It is the tradition of being as crazy as a shithouse rat. 

The problem for Proust was that the reality he satirized was crazier than he could comprehend. His reading of Ruskin had sheltered him from the worst of what was happening around him. 

Smith writes- that the Guermantes were

captivated by reminders of their own family’s Germanness, by all of the von particles and Graf titles among their cousins and uncles. This fascination is of course a reflection backwards in time, toward the mythology of the forging of the French national identity out of a Germanic Frankish nobility ruling over Gaulic commoners. 

However, the guy who came up with that theory was of Hungarian descent and his aim was to combat the absolutism of the Sun King. The fact is, Charlus was actually Robert de Montesquiou who knew very well that the French aristocracy was not Frankish. His own family was Gascon. 
What of Proust's Guermantes? What would their family tree look like? Well, assuming they once had Palatine possessions, chances are they acquired them under Louis XIV. Indeed, any Teutonic relatives they might have would be through the infusion of Gallic military blood, not common descent from Charlemagne or Clovis or some shaggy blonde beast further back in time. 

Why in Saki and Proust do we keep coming across so many Grafins? The answer was that Germany was rising economically and it was possible that the German aristocracy- poor and plentiful as it had always been- would provide a sort of reserve breeding stock for a Center-Right aristocracy stretching from England to the Urals- if not farther yet. One other point is that German titles were easy to purchase or marry into. Sadly, the Kaiser didn't get on with his cousin the King Emperor and so Victoria's descendants ended up destroying Europe's Empires and the aristocracies which had served them. This was by no means an inevitable outcome. 

But it is of course difficult not to read it as an anticipation of what’s to come too, of Vichy, of post-war French philosophy’s laundering of Heidegger’s legacy

but Sartre, Derrida etc were laundering Husserl's legacy- Husserl was respected because he started off as a Mathsy guy- and only thus did they run into Heidi who, after all, was a spoiled Catholic and thus, like Schmitt, retained salience in a post-war world where Catholics had to play a key part in keeping the Reds at bay. 
Now, in America, the Catholics provide the Christian Right with intellectual ammunition and, because the Libtards are utterly shit, have taken control of the Commanding Heights of the Judiciary. 

in a European political context where philosophy in Germany itself could no longer be pursued as a distinctly national project, as the unfolding of spirit along national lines. 

There is no point wishing, like Fichte, to be the 'Philosophical' Commissar of a German Army which now drills with not rifles but broom stick handles painted black. Anyway, lots of Germans can now read English and thus have got to know that Philosophy has always been worthless shite. 


There’s definitely a European ‘spirit’ in the Guermantes’ chatter — transnational in its way, but no less chauvinistic for that. Swann the Jew, meanwhile, stands there politely listening to it, unrecognized and dying.

Europe's Empires faced a problem- viz. that of the Anarchist assassin. After the Tzar was killed, the Rooskies decided to double down on Anti-Semitism at precisely the time when the Pope, who had pretty much won the Kulturkampf, thought this a good stick with which to beat the Kaiser and his ship-building Jew (whom the English hated). The notion was that the proles were to be diverted by Jew-baiting so that an accommodation could be made with 'Socialism'. The Dreyfusards were considered to be betraying their own class by sticking up for what after all was a convenient scapegoat. As Caiaphas counsels the Jews in the Bible, 'it is expedient that one man die for the people.'

Swann's tragedy, of course, is not that his classy friends turn their back upon him but that he loved a tart who forced him to lower himself to a bourgeois milieu. In the end, however, both Odette and Madame Verdurin end up marrying into that very class. But, that class was doomed because it was as shit as the French General Staff. The plain fact is that an Army fights better if capable and uncorrupt officers are vindicated while traitors are exposed and put before a firing squad. 

Smith, however, has no use for facts- however plain or obvious. Instead the silly man pretends that dudes of no great intelligence or character or power or influence have a political 'duty' to resist a tyranny which, if it genuinely exist, would kill them without thought or comment. Indeed, this might happen without any provocation simply pour encourager les autres.


There can never be anything more than contextual cues to tell us whether a person’s immersion in books

as opposed to a habit of incessant masturbation while gazing vacantly at a bowl of oranges

 is a cowardly evasion of politics

or a cowardly evasion of masturbating while gazing at a bowl of apples

, or a brave resistance to politics,

or a resistance to cramming pineapples up their rectums

 as I have characterized the ‘force-field’ of Sanskrit with which Culianu equipped himself at meetings of his communist party cell.

There was no such 'force-field'. Culianu joined the Party to get a job. Then he claimed he wasn't a Commie so as to emigrate to America where that job was much better paid. 

In a very interesting recent article, Eskil Elling discusses Thomas Mann’s 1918 book, Reflections of a Nonpolitical Man. The German author had insisted on what he called “the unpoliticizability of the absolute”, and maintained that his task as an author was precisely to orbit around and to approach the absolute.

So what? Keyserling and Tagore and so forth were gassing on in a similar vein. Meanwhile, in 1919, Keynes published 'Economic consequences of the Peace' in which he, very foolishly, claimed America would become a net food importer. England and France would be fed by their colonies. Germany would starve unless it grabbed land to its East. Thus was born the German General Staff's maximal plan. It was they who put Hitler into the Nazi party. However, Weimar was able to borrow more from the Allies than it paid in reparations so, while that Ponzi scheme was running, Hitler's old boss in the Army joined the Social Democrat's paramilitary force. However, as the Great Depression loomed and foreign money dried up, the S.Ds had to surrender to Hindenberg. The only question was whether it would be a General, like Schleicher (Ludendorff was too crazy) or Corporal Hitler who would put the maximal program through. The German voter, thinking like Keynes, had no choice but to back the Army or quietly starve. That's it. That's the whole story. Sausages matter. The 'Absolute' doesn't. 

 This is in part just a grandiose way of expressing what is at least meant to be a compassionate love of humanity. 

as opposed to a querulous lover of reptiles.
Reflections can be read, Elling notes, “as an argument for a kind of radical compassion, an acceptance that real people are rarely ideal political subjects, and that this constitutes not just our deficiency but our most important virtue.”

Why stop there? Why not read Mann as arguing for a radical kind of compassion for the oranges in the bowl which one is staring vacantly at while masturbating incessantly? Is it not the case that this and nothing else constitutes our deficiencies in terms of jizzing as our most important virtue in terms of farting? 


 To this extent, some authors, including Mark Lilla, have taken Mann as anticipating arguments against the contemporary culture of cancellation that dominates social media.

Why not take Mann as anticipating getting jizzed on by dudes who are gazing vacantly at a bowl of oranges? 

It’s worth noting that Mann was not alone in inter-war Germany in his effort to keep politics at a distance; one might also cite 

the vast majority of Germans who weren't involved in politics because they were trying to feed themselves or else get the fuck out of a shithole country. 

the more extreme case of the great poet Stefan George, devotee of Mallarmé,

and Ernst Dowson! George was a Catholic from a mercantile family who could become part of a wider English and French and Italian resistance to Protestant Philistinism as represented by the Kaiser and the rising class of German industrialists. 

 mentor to Hitler’s would-be assassin Claus von Stauffenberg, 

because the dude was a Nazi and George was seen as the prophet of the 'thousand year Reich'. 

and promoter of the school of reiner Ästhetizismus, pure aestheticism, which celebrated a cult of beauty, and particularly of male physical beauty —and more particularly of the male physical beauty of his own followers—, in a way that seemed to some of the Nazis in the 1930s to be in harmony with their own aesthetics.

George did not deny "ancestorship of the new national movement and did not preclude his intellectual cooperation" in 1933. Then the old fool died so some silly folk could pretend he was an anti-Nazi.

 Nazi aesthetics, in turn, was of course both subordinate to and inseparable from their politics.

Rubbish. Aesthetics doesn't matter at all. The Germans believed a strong Army could grab them land and resources from their neighbors. Weapons matter. Sonnets don't. 

 Thus George had them well set up for disappointment when, like some haughty self-contented Charlus, he scoffingly dismissed their overtures and invitations to mobilize his poetry explicitly for the Nazi cause.

The guy was old and died almost immediately. He was honored by the Nazis because he had already helped them not because they thought his decaying carcass could suddenly get rejuvenated and go on to produce wonders.

George’s disdain flowed from his commitment to non-politics, 

Narcissism is not non-politics. Hitler and Stalin and so forth were plenty narcissistic. 

but it had a political impact 

i.e. helped the Nazis. But, if Keynes was right (he wasn't. He was as stupid as shit) what was the alternative for the German people? Starvation? 

because his species of non-politics had appeared outwardly to be so close to the dominant current of political aesthetics. 

But the 'dominant current of political aesthetics' during Weimar was crude Cabaret type agit-prop. It was the fucking Horst Wessel song not some Symbolist sonnet. 

By the 1930s, by contrast, Thomas Mann’s more humanistic and ‘decent’ non-politics had curdled into something that looks a lot like cowardice —

Nonsense. He fled Germany for Switzerland and got a Czech passport as soon as Hitler came to power. In 1939 he fled to America. On the other hand, he had better financial resources and was not wholly  dependent on 'blocked' royalties from Germany. 

 it was not until 19361 

when he got a Czech passport and was thus no longer at risk of deportation to a Nazi Labor Camp

that he first began publicly to acknowledge what could only have been obvious: that the Nazis’ rise was unfortunate, and incompatible with the cultivation of “our most important virtue.” Here, again, one is struck by how differently non-political stances ‘hit’, as they say in social media, depending on nuances of style that it is the purview of aesthetics to isolate and interpret.

Rubbish! Mann didn't matter. The fact is Hitler was doing quite a good job of lifting Germany out of the Depression. Keynes, cretin, that he was admitted that his 'General Theory' would be better applied in Nazi Germany than his own country. The truth is Ohlin had taken down his pants on the reparations question. Wicksell, Hecksher etc had the tools to show that Keynes and the German General Staff were wrong. Germany had a better alternative- indeed, it is the one they have subsequently taken, viz export led growth and ordoliberalism based on a high value adding mittelstand. 

A 'Liberal', to have any impact, should have shown the Germans why Nazi Economics was based on a wholly chimerical and chrematistic model. The other side of the coin was a critique of France's offensive military doctrine. Liberals don't have to be shit if they study Law & Econ and Military strategy and Geopolitics. On the other hand, if they think aesthetics or metaphysics matters then they aint Liberal they iz Libtard. 

This observation will itself ‘hit different’ in the era of social media, which is at bottom an engine for the daily production of new miniature Dreyfus affairs.

No it isn't. It's about funny cat videos. 

 This engine is fueled by the internalized expectation among users that if they do not take a stand on every issue that floats across their screen, this will be a sign, perhaps to themselves but more dangerously to others, that they are as cowardly and craven as the Duc de Guermantes.

Very true. Trump is always waking up in the middle of the night and saying to himself 'I must be less like the Duc de Guermantes and more like Donald Duck.'  before getting busy with mean tweets about Sleepy Joe and Pocahontas.  


In the ‘cringier’ corners of Facebook (this kind of statement is probably too unsophisticated to be given voice on Twitter), you may well see a copypasta’d meme reminding you: “If you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything.”

Why not stand for common sense and tell the psilosophers of the world that they have got shit for brains? What's so difficult about that? 

 But is there any surer sign that you’re “falling for anything” than the fact that you’ve just “stood for something” only in order to escape the vacuum of such a fall? 

The surer sign is telling Smith that vacuums have nothing do with Gravity and hence falling. The stupid fellow thinks that the earth is acting like the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner which sucks you down when slip on a banana peel. 

And isn’t your stance that much more likely to be a vacuous one when you have been incited to take it by an engine that needs people to keep taking stances in order, itself, to keep running?

Fuck off. That engine needs advertising or some other such type of revenue. If funny cat videos drive it, well and good. If crazy pedophiles drive it- by all means let the Police take action.

Under these conditions, it is inevitable that both-sidesism, with all its attractions and dangers, will make a return. 

From where? Fucking your wife in the loo? 

In the twentieth century the position was a liberal one, motivated by a rejection of totalitarian extremes at both ends of the political spectrum. 

Liberal politics is about getting a consensus to improve mechanism design. It is concerned with Law & Econ and O.R and alethic stuff of that sort. It isn't about saying 'boo to Fascism' when there are no Fascists anywhere present. 

For some liberals this was an easy way out of real political commitment,

i.e. saying 'boo to Fascism' while jerking off incessantly as you gaze vacantly at a bowl of oranges.

 while for others, notably Culianu, communism and fascism really were twin menaces, 

where? In Chicago? The only Romanian origin intellectual from there that I've ever met considered African American gangsters to be the biggest menace in the Windy City. I started to get angry but then he changed tack and explained that he considered Indians to be 'Aryans'. We have tight butt-holes. African Americans have got huge dongs which they want to thrust up our tight manginas. Did I perhaps have a dusky friend in London- but a proper West Indian, not a South Indian- who could oblige him in this matter? I was flattered. It is seldom I get mistaken for a worldly souteneur though, till Mum stopped buying my clothes, I spent the mid Seventies and early Eighties got up like a Harlem pimp. 

which in his country’s history really did cross-pollinate in significant and trackable ways.

This was a theory popularized by, ex Indian Army intelligence officer Edward Behr, who said there was a secret deal between the Commies and the Iron Guard p.o.ws in allied camps which resulted in am agreement that those who had not killed Reds could come back and work as thugs for the Communist usurpers. But this had nothing to do with ideology. It was a purely pragmatic deal of a type seen in both East and West Germany. Why not suggest that 'Operation Paperclip' showed that Truman's and Eisenhower's administrations were 'cross-pollinated' in significant and trackable ways with Nazi madness? The fact is guys who are good torturing people, or guys who are good at designing rockets, will get jobs doing exactly that somewhere or other. 

 Today, however, both-sidesism might also be the justified position of any lucid analyst of our new communication technologies,

Smith is not lucid. He is ludicrous. 

 and of the way they structure political debate as an automated process of algorithmic polarization.

Paranoid discourse- like Smith's- is indeed algorithmic. But alethic discourse isn't though, no doubt, some 'data diving' aspects of it may be usefully automated as may 'proof checking' etc. What Smith is talking about is bots triggering the stupid. But once bots are merely triggering bots the thing crashes. In other words, the solution to automated bots is more bots to engage with them and thus make them uneconomic.  Perhaps that is what has happened to Smith's discipline in the Academy. Adding more cretins to the existing pile of cretins renders those cretins harmless to the wider population because they increasingly engage only with each other and thus cancel out as noise. 

 Under these conditions, both-sidesism might well be taken up by someone who is critical of the limits of liberalism,

which are what can be factually known. Open questions in STEM subjects are Liberalism's limits not some shite in the mind of a professional shithead.

 particularly where liberalism militates in favor of unregulated markets,

like prostitution or drugs or the market for Smith type psilosophy. But this isn't liberalism, it is license or simply not giving a fuck

 and who sees our techno-political conjuncture itself precisely as a product of this sort of liberalism.

whereas China's internet model shows us what is the product of authoritarian communism. But this involves no 'both-sidism'. The plain fact is that the Chinese might relax some curbs after realizing that the West gets more innovation without them, while we may pick up one or two Chinese tools to crack down on pedophile rings or terrorist cells etc. That is a purely alethic matter. Liberalism is concerned with being liberal- i.e. generous- which means increasing the size of the cake and sharing it out better while using up less scarce resources. This involves studying Law & Econ and getting 'mechanism design' right with help from STEM subject mavens. The Smiths of the world should be encouraged to go off and quietly masturbate themselves to death while gazing vacantly at a bowl of oranges and muttering 'boo to Fascism.' 

Sunday, 21 November 2021

Justin E.H Smith & Anthropological Psilosophy

 The word for philosophy in Sanskrit is 'darshan-gyan'- the knowledge and understanding of what is seen. What happens when you see kids engaged in a role-playing game? The answer, of course, is that you smile and reflect on the mutability of all things. Kids swap roles in games because they see that every role has its own unique interest and utility. But nothing is fixed. There is only 'lila'- cosmic play

Sadly this is not what happens when an academic philosopher looks at anything. He sees what he wants to see so as to talk bollocks.

Justin E.H Smith writes

I have seen many things (corpses, the Northern Lights, a beached whale), but a few sights have left a particularly vivid impression. One is of a boy I spotted in Istanbul eighteen years ago. He was fifteen or so, with a pathetic whispy moustache, wearing a suit for what appeared to be the first time. 

This is silly. To be 15 is glorious. A wispy moustache is cool more especially if it testifies to genetic descent from the Gokturks who conquered so much of the world. Everybody wore a suit for a first time at some age or another. 15 is precocious. In the last 18 years, the Turkish economy has grown very rapidly. We are speaking of a 30 year old who has done well for himself as have others of his cohort. 

We were in the textile district of Zeytinburnu, and it seemed to me he was likely beginning a new life in his father’s small business, though I could be wrong.

That business is no longer so small. That boy is now exporting to the ends of the earth and travels regularly to London and New York and Shanghai. He may own property in such places. He hasn't wasted his life studying and teaching worthless shite. 

 Whatever the occasion, the boy had deemed fitting 

that should read 'deemed it fitting'. Smith can't even write proper English.

to commission the labor of an even smaller boy, nine years old or so, 

A shoe-shine boy is self-employed. There is a contract of adhesion. It is not the case that a 15 year old commissions random 9 years old to perform some particular service. The 9 year old must already be in that line of business. 

to shine his shoes. The shoeshine kid was kneeling on the ground, 

as opposed to what? Leaping in the air? 

scrubbing away with rags and polish from his portable kit, a borderline-homeless street gamin for whom all of our rhetoric about the sacred innocence of childhood means nothing at all. 

Nonsense! A shoe-shine boy has sacred innocence just as much any other child. Smith may be thinking of rent-boys or philosophers or other such people whose earnings are predicated on their assholes or the shite they write. 

The fifteen-year-old stared down haughtily, like a small sovereign, 

This is the delightful aspect of this game. The two kids have managed to create something theatrical and enjoyable out of a routine transaction. But they could swap places just as easily- like in games of cops and robbers. It is boring to be a 'small sovereign'. Polishing shoes seems more fun. The reverse can also be the case. The shoe shine boy will do a better job of posing as the haughty Sultan. 

and the nine-year-old, knowing his place, did not dare even to look up.

This is not Satre's waiter who is busy acting the part of waiter. These are kids playing a game. Behind this performance, we see the Sufi doctrine of transposition- Sultan Mahmud becomes the slave of his slave Ayaz. 

Such is the way of the world, our collective, complacency-inducing clichés invite us to think on such occasions. 

This cretin's brain is stuffed with cliches. He does not understand the Islamic ethic. But even from the Western perspective, what is visible here is the danger that child labor might reduce productivity later on. People should stay in skool till they achieve Smith level uselessness. 

Curiously, such a thought comes to us most naturally when we are observing an instance of domination as it were from above. 

This is not domination. The shoe-shine kid gets paid. Smith too gets paid for his puerile pedagogy. 

The haughty kid dared to look down on the lowly kid,

No he didn't. Both kids were playing a game though no doubt there was utility to the transaction. Smith looks down on both coz they were Muslims and 'Asiatics'. By some measures, Turkish per capita Income tripled during the relevant period. It is unlikely that a 9 year old smart enough to make money as a shoe shine boy did not become a property broker or something of that sort within a decade.

and yet if he had noticed he was being observed his haughtiness could quickly have curdled into shame. 

No it wouldn't. The 'haughtiness' would have turned to rage. The Westerner was clearly a pedophile. If he hadn't run away his head would have been kicked in.

The further haughtiness of the ultimate obsever, in turn —in the event, me (as far as I know I was not being observed myself)— seems to arise from

stupidity. That's the problem with being a virtue signaler. You get stupider and stupider.

 the passive and prejudicial presumption that 

two kids role-playing with gusto are actually equivalent to Satre's waiter or the African American pullman porter putting on a deep Southern accent 

the world of Turkish textile merchants and their sons is somehow a more accurate approximation of the mythical state of nature than what we are used to seeing in, say, a fast-food drive-through or a CostCo self-checkout.

Istanbul was a place where a shoe-shine boy might become Grand Vizier. But equally he might join a Sufi khanqah or, better yet, demand a khirqa without any initiation. 

But this is of course an illusion. The fifteen-year-old was channeling particular historical forces that pressed down upon him unawares,

No he wasn't. The shoe-shine boy's patter, whatever it might have been, had a particular emic resonance. There was a blessing (barakat) in the transaction. The boy was advertising his auspiciousness. His patron was playing up to that patter. Auspiciousness is also about 'faking it till you make it'. God confers his favor only on those who are prepared to receive it. Spread out your hands and ask. God does not stint. 

There are no 'particular historical forces' here whatsoever. 

 and that are far less distinct from anything I do at a Starbucks, with all the historical forces that press down upon me, than they are from the actions of a Paleolithic mammoth hunter or a New Guinean hunter of heads.

Why stop there? From this perspective they are also far less distinct from a cat farting on a galaxy far far away.

 The boy had perhaps seen his father humiliated by creditors;

Equally his Dad might have got his start as a Shylock. 

his father had perhaps humiliated him in a similar way;

as opposed to humiliating his son by turning up to the Annual Sports Day wearing a blonde wig and fuck me stilettos. At any rate that's my theory of why Smith is so shit. 

and now the boy was just passing the humiliation downward along the great chain of social being. 

A 9 year old is not humiliated when he wins a customer thanks to the superior quality of his patter. But he is also signaling diligence and humility- important Islamic virtues because 'Imarat' is based on 'Tijarat'- Sovereignty is based on Commerce. 

This chain however is one that is ultimately formed by capital, by debt, by sedentism, by the state tyranny of which domestic tyranny is to some extent only a microcosm, and by a number of other factors that place even the most brazenly lupine behavior of man towards man in quite a different context than the state of nature.

Very true. Wolves pay the sheep they kill and devour. Probably this is because of Capitalism and Globalization- right? Wolves should understand that the Bankers own their fangs. But the Bankers are in thrall to the Wool cartel. Sheep and Wolves should unite to overthrow Neo-Liberalism. 

 No, that’s entirely the wrong frame of reference.

There is no 'frame of reference' here. There is merely a fairy story about 'the state of nature' which we know involved cooperation as well as competition which might lead to either conflict or peaceful demographic or other replacement.

Smith next turns to a discipline as worthless and wrong-headed as his own- anthropology. 

What people then may we more veridically hold up as living in such a state?

None. One may as well speak of some people who have helped us as 'angelic' and others whom we don't like as 'demonic'. But neither angels nor demons actually exist. Veridically we are talking nonsense. 

 The Sakha people of the Lena river basin in northeastern Siberia, whom I’ve come to know rather well, both through books and through people, over the past years, appear to be a splinter group that settled in this extreme climate region in the middle ages in order to evade the tyranny of the rising Mongol Empire.

After the American Revolution, 'Loyalists' had to flee to Canada and elsewhere. Fleeing is a function of fighting, or being otherwise associated with, the losing side. Septs who pledged loyalty to the new hegemon and who rose in its polity didn't consider themselves to have submitted to 'tyranny'. Those who fled from the triumphant Washington may have spoken of him as a tyrant. History has forgotten their names. 

 Mongol tax collectors-

didn't exist. The 'daruga' was a Governor or other administrator. Smith is speaking of expeditions to collect tribute not tax-collection which involves individual assessment rather than a collective levy. There is another reason that the Imperial tax-collector analogy is misleading.  the Sakha belonged to a favored ethnicity or linguistic group which was recruited into and could rise up in the ranks of the Golden Horde.

Stupid anthropologists may not understand this but even if they did they'd still write nonsense because that is what pays better. 

couldn’t be bothered to enter the coldest inhabited region on earth, and so the newly formed Sakha ethnie in turn adapted to the new exigencies of life and lived in relative freedom from outside domination, though with a complex hierarchy from within. 

This is silly. The Sakha would have been absorbed into the emerging Khalkha- indeed some were- confederacy. Equally, some Khalkhas who killed the wrong person might head North or North East to put himself beyond vengeance. However, such population movements also responded to what we could call 'price signals'- i.e. opportunity cost ratios. Anthropology can't explain this. Economic Geography can. 

They had advanced metallurgy, a revered warrior class with armor and swords, 

coz, normally, guys who can split you open are treated with contumely not reverence- right?

and four to five months of seasonable temperatures each year that enabled them to build their economy around livestock. Those who went even further north however, perhaps to escape not just Mongol domination but domination from within by their fellow Sakha,

why stop there? Why not say, Sakha's would sometimes go to the toilet to escape domination? 

largely adopted the geographically determined lifeways of the Indigenous Tungusic (e.g., Evens and Evenks) and Paleo-Siberian (e.g., Yukaghir) peoples: reindeer husbandry, in particular, but also seal-hunting and other circumpolar forms of subsistence common also to Greenland and Canada. 

How strange! We would have expected them to tak up the 'lifeways' of Manhattan stockbrokers or Hawaiian windsurfers. 

At the same time as some Sakha were arriving from the south and taking on Arctic habits,

as opposed to the habits of Malaysian chiropractors. 

 socially marginal ethnic Russians

who were not socially marginal at all. Some were princes. Some- like the famous Stroganovs- were 'commoners'. As for Cossacks and Pomors- they were locally dominant groups whose skills in horsemanship, in the former case, and seamanship, in the latter, gave them high status and salience. 

 were arriving from the west and doing the same, leading to a convergence in forms of life across people with different phenotypes and different historical trajectories that brought them into the same region and into the same destiny.

Which is how come White peeps in Siberia don't speak Russian, they speak indigenous languages- right? Why stop there? Why not claim that people of European ancestry in New York speak Lenape and spend their time hunting and fishing and sleeping in wigwams? 

Who among these groups is “Indigenous”? 

The guys who know their ancestors didn't come from somewhere else. 

We might in this case feel this is the wrong question to ask, but this feeling may in turn help to prime us for the further realization that the encounter zone of the Slavic, Turkic, Tungusic, and Paleo-Siberian peoples is in fact fairly representative of every corner of the inhabited globe, even those we take to be the most hermetic and (therefore?) the most pristinely representative of humanity in its original state. 

But this is also true of any encounters whatsoever. The most pristinely representative of a TV remote and the most pristinely representative of stuff in my freezer mysteriously end up together- at least over Christmas when I've been at the eggnog. 

In their half-posthumous new book, the anthropologist David Graeber (1961-2020) and the archeologist David Wengrow (1972-)

who is merely brain dead

suggest that “even” the pre-contact Amazonian groups we generally take to conform most closely to the definition of “tribe” or “band” were likely aware of the Andean empires to their west, and may also have had, at an earlier time, relatively complex state structures that they consciously abandoned because they were lucid enough to come to see these as inimical to human thriving.

This is silly. 'State structures' take up resources. They are abandoned when they generate no social surplus over their cost. 'Human thriving' means the same thing as cattle or cats or grass thriving. Humans could be considered a self-domesticated species. We 'thrive' in the same way as animals and plants which are useful to us have thrived. This is why England has many dogs but hardly any wolves. 

 The groups Europeans first encountered in the rainforest, in other words, may also have been splinters that broke away from tyrannies, just like the Sakha fleeing the Mongols, and to some extent also like the Mountain Time Zone libertarians grumbling about the tax agents from the mythical city of Washington.

Oh dear. Smith thinks Washington is 'mythical'. I must stop now to flee tyranny and go to the toilet. Smith probably wrote this shite fleeing the tyranny of the toilet bowl which demands endless tribute from his asshole. 

It may be that more or less all societies that appear to us

i.e. people to whom it appears that Washington D.C is just a myth. 

 as “pre-state” would be more accurately described as “post-state” — even if the people who constitute them are not in fact fleeing from the center to the margins of a real tyranny, they are nonetheless living out their statelessness as a conscious implementation of an ideal of the human good.

Very true. The only reason the Jarawa don't have a Lok Sabha and a Rajya Sabha and a Civil Service and an Air Force is because they are consciously implementing an ideal of the human good. 

 Even if they have not observed Inca ceremonies through the forest thicket from across a mountain ravine, 

In the same manner that a pervert observes cheerleaders defecating while jerking off

they already know enough about tyranny simply from the expression of innate personality tendencies of individual members of their group —boastfulness, bullying, pride—, 

I have those traits. But I am not a tyrant because I am shit at winning followers or running things. Indeed, successful tyrants may have very pleasant personalities. If they are poor administrators or pick a fight with a stronger neighbor they will quickly perish. 

and have developed rational mechanisms to ensure that these traits are countered by ridicule, dismissiveness, and other mechanisms that keep any would-be tyrant in his place.

Plenty of peeps were laughing at Hilter. Then his goons started killing them and suddenly they weren't laughing any more. But the same is true of people who make useful innovations or who prove to have great administrative ability. 

This is the sense of Pierre Clastres’s “society against the state”: societies that lack state structures are not in the “pre-” stage of anything, but are in fact actively working to keep such structures from rising up and taking permanent hold. 

Till they get conquered or otherwise demographically replaced. But the same thing may happen to societies with more costly but crap state structures.

They do this to differing degrees, with many societies around the world exhibiting a sort of seasonal duality 

unlike ours where we are free at all times save those of national emergency

in which they are subject to tyranny during the months of the buffalo hunt or the rainy season or the period of potlatch or inter-clan commerce,

to take orders for some specific purpose at some particular time is not evidence of having bowed your head to tyranny. Nor is the case that any genuine tyrant gave his people a holiday from obedience. Smith is simply using the word 'tyranny' to refer to things which are not tyranny at all. We might equally say that we are subject to tyranny when we are not shitting. We flee tyranny every time we go to the toilet to take a dump. 

 and then the hierarchy dismantles itself again and they all become as it were “anarchists in the off season”.

Unlike us who are anarchists all the time- save during an Emergency like COVID during which we accept some rational restrictions on our liberty imposed by our elected representatives. But we aren't really anarchists at all. 

As Graeber and Wengrow write of the Kwakiutl of the Pacific Northwest:

who probably have some very nasty things to say about anthropologists.

[I]t was winter —not summer— that was the time when society crystallized into its most hierarchical forms, and spectacularly so. Plank-built palaces sprang to life along the coastline of British Columbia, with hereditary nobles holding court over compatriots classified as commoners and slaves, and hosting the great banquets known as potlatch. Yet these aristocratic courts broke apart for the summer work of the fishing season, resorting to smaller clan formations — still ranked, but with entirely different and much less formal structures. In this case, people actually adopted different names in summer and winter — literally becoming someone else, depending on the time of year.

So these guys thought a guy who changes his name literally becomes a different person. The fact is, lots of us go by different monikers in different situations and with different people. Thus Rishi Sunak may also be Honeytits Cumbucket hoping to plug the fiscal deficit by offering to perform degrading sexual services online. 

In the authors’ telling, it is really only in the 1950s and ‘60s, with the quantitatively precise work on daily calorie intake and other such measurables spearheaded by such anthropologists as V. Gordon Childe (1892-1957), that the idea of “man the hunter” took hold, 

among a small group of shitheads. 

and the default setting of the species was taken to be a seasonally invariant, efficiency-maximizing, and culturally lifeless prehistory. 

In other words, prior to the research of some shithead, everybody assumed that people went out to plough the fields in the depths of a snowbound winter.

When “man” in “his” “natural” condition is determined to be doing but one thing, 

we know a shithead is talking. 

a basic flexibility between forms of life, adaptability to both expected seasonal variation and to longer-term unforeseen changes, become correspondingly less salient for research. 

This isn't research. It is stupid shit.

And when these are screened out, the narrative of monolithic unidirectional progress from bands to states becomes vastly easier to maintain.

There is no such narrative. We understand that 'Dark Ages' may supervene when States collapse. 

In their opposition to this narrative, Graeber and Wengrow are building most immediately on the crucial work of James C. Scott, who has shown that repeatedly and in several different places in human “pre-history”, societies reverted from agriculture back to hunting and foraging, that they did so by choice,

in the same sense that we shit our pants when we can't get to the toilet in time. True, we had the alternative of lowering our trousers and shitting on the floor but that gesture might be misunderstood. 

 and that for several millennia farming existed alongside other viable forms of subsistence 

These are associated with population collapse. Subsistence is not occurring when lots of people are dying. 

in the absence of any well-defined state structure with all its usual indices of inequality. This adaptability should not be at all surprising, given that there are many societies still in existence that alternate seasonally between sedentism and nomadism, as they move their grazing animals up and down in elevation in harmony with changing patterns of vegetation.

This is a discovery process. We may as well speak of portfolio managers as acting in harmony with global markets. 

 But the prevailing view

among shitheads

 is that there can be no states without sedentism,

coz Genghis Khan was actually a farmer- right? Horsemen and sailors happy to travel thousands of miles play no part in state formation. 

 and that states succeed bands as a “higher” stage of development, and that therefore transhumance must be some sort of “transitional” stage on the way to finally “settling down”. The part of the year that is spent wandering complicates the narrative of sedentization that is presupposed by the narrative of progress from bands to states.

Nonsense! Empires will recruit such people or else they may themselves set up as proto-Imperial overlords. The same is true of fishermen who have to travel farther and farther afield. That's how the Portuguese and other Western European Empires got their start. 

And in fact we don’t even need to look as far as semi-nomadic pastoralists; until very recently it was common in Western Europe to “flip” the social order every now and then, in a way that was also determined ultimately by the cycles of the agrarian calendar. When things went à rebours for a limited time, nobodies got to act like kings,

Nope. There were roi faineants and plenty of Warlords or Princelings competing to become the next hegemon.

 and sometimes kings had to submit to humiliation by nobodies, even allowing psychopaths and criminals to sit in the throne and to act the part for a time (or more specifically, people socially recognized as psycopaths and criminals, as the real king may in fact be both of these things himself, even if this fact is ordinarily only acknowledged sotto voce).

What is Smith getting at? The sacrifice of a substitute who is treated as 'King for a day'? But that sort of thing wasn't universal at all. It was just a fad at some times in some places. 

 We know the last dregs of such reversals from festivals such as Carnival or Halloween, which have something to do with popular religion, but are also periodically supressed in the name of that same religion when the lines of its authority have become blurred with those of the state.

Very true. Queenjee, Gor' bless 'er, is only able to reign thanks to Notting Hill Carnival. Capitalism itself would fall but for little kids trick or treating on Halloween. 

In other words, even absolute monarchies with fully sedentary subjects have been known

by shitheads who think that if you go by a different name then you are literally a different person

 to practice anarchy “for a limited time only”: controlled anarchy that is both in the service of the state but also a full-fledged parallel reality, like dreams or story-telling,

or this fairy tale.

 anarchy that continues to exist alongside or in alternation with the state.

when you are asleep and dreaming or when you have taken mind altering drugs. 

 It is only in the most recent era of totalization of civic life 

as opposed to the days of chattel slavery

—where some of us now have eyeball-tracking software that follows our faces eight-to-ten hours a day as we work from “home”

where Simon Legree is whipping us incessantly and forcing us to pluck cotton while our wife and kids are sold down river

in order to ensure that we aren’t doing anything anarchic on company time— 

unless that's what's good for the corporate brand

that this parallel reality has been monitored and administered out of existence, 

because if you try to quit your job, Stormtroopers will smash your door down and riddle you with bullets.

or at least reduced to the hours of sleep, in which we just can’t do otherwise than hallucinate a topsy-turvy world, 

this is not a hallucination. It is hysterical shite. 

and the state so far has not been able to come up with a way to stop us.

Wake up sheeple! Joe Biden is a fucking Nazi!

When the “quants” such as Childe 

a Marxist archaeologist with no mathematical training

took over a certain portion of the discipline, they left the interpretation of culture to those anthropologists who welcomed a corresponding retreat from any claim to scientificity. 

A material culture is not the equivalent of a 'people'. We have seen great changes in material culture since Childe topped himself but have not changed as a people. I suppose Childe was useful because he allowed Lefties to cling to Engelian or nakedly racist stupidity- like, if niggers have nice ruins, Aryans must have come and built those ruins-right?

An earlier generation of work in cultural anthropology, notably the rich legacies of Marcel Mauss (1872-1950 and Franz Boas (1858-1942), helped to solidify the long-dominant narrative according to which the history of humanity is a progression from pre-state to state-based societies, and that where there are states there is also inequality, but this equality is compensated by a leisure of the mind that is more conducive to creativity and to the efflorescence of material and symbolic culture.

So, this 'discipline' was always shite.

 Meanwhile hermeneuticists like Clifford Geertz (1926-2006), having retreated from any claim to the sort of authority that can tell you “how things really were”, to invoke the positivist definition of historical research offered by Leopold von Ranke, were in no position to dispute the claims of the quants.

Yet Geertz prevailed though the whole point about actions is that they are 'thicker' than any possible concept of them whereas the semiotics of any semiotic approach is very thin stuff indeed. 

While Mauss and Boas had been sensitive to the ultimate arbitrariness of cultural expressions —in the end, people do stuff because they want to, not because it maximizes calorie efficiency or body-surface heat-dispersal or some such thing—, late-twentieth-century scholars such as Childe came to treat human “prehistory” as if it were a branch of engineering. 

An engineer who uses the Hegelian dialectic rather than calculus quickly blows up any machine he is working on. On the other hand, Stalin called writers and 'cultural workers'  'the engineers of human soul'.

This is very much in line with the reigning behaviorism of the era (to which Chomsky dealt a fatal blow as early as 1959,

before himself going mad and babbling of magical language genes which spread instantaneously and cause some people to emigrate to where they can talk using clicks while others go to where they can whistle.

But behaviorism didn't really die. Indeed, it is the foundation of political correctness and woke ideology which seeks to regulate verbal behavior in a Pavlovian manner. 

though the methods and biases remained broadly entrenched across all the disciplines with an interest in what it is to be a human), 

who is pretending to be smart or simply shitting higher than his arsehole

and ironically it ended up eliminating from view among 

shitheads teaching stupid shite

human societies the very sort of diversity and creativity (add scare-quotes according to taste) that evolutionary theorists continued to recognize among biological species: we kept right on observing island dwarfism right alongside island gigantism, for example, or bright patterns on one species’ skin offering a “dishonest signal” of toxicity, inhabiting the same ecosystem as another related species that instead uses camouflage to avoid getting eaten.

These things were elucidated by mathematical game-theory

There is no single efficiency-maximizing formula at work in such cases.

But the there is a 'regret minimizing' or Hannan consistent formula at work because Knightian Uncertainty prevails. 

 Sometimes, when isolated on an island, a population of animals will get really big; sometimes it will get really small. Both directions can do a fairly good job of helping it survive.

But this isn't a choice and arises out of competition on an anisotropic fitness landscape.

 Similarly, one group of Inuit may exhibit “reverse seasonality” in relation to its neighbors, crystallizing into an elaborate hierarchy in winter, and dispersing into “anarchism” in the summer, while the others do the opposite. 

This is a choice and arises out of cooperation. Some people work in the office during the day doing some things. Other people come in during the night to do other things. Some day-workers may decide to switch to being night-workers because the pay is better. Some night-people may decide to become day-workers because of family obligations or for the sake of a better social life. 

Some hierarchical societies measure a person’s place in the chain of social being by how much wealth that person has permanently hoarded; 

Nonsense! Society has no means to know how much any individual may have secretly hoarded.

others require anyone who seeks a high rank to hoard only temporarily, and soon to give it all away, potlatch-style, in a ritual of ceremonial magnanimity. 

We no longer believe this is the case. The thing was a fairy tale- like the story about the Amazonian tribe which has no concept of personal identity. If you change your name, or people call you by a different name, you are literally a different person. Wait a sec. That wasn't an Amazonian tribe at all. It was the cretin, Smith. 

Such a person is not “generous” — he’s just doing what he has to do to stay on top,

Indeed. Which is why there is a Kavka toxin type reason for the guy to actually 'be' generous. In other words, you may as well have the appropriate affect if no better choice is available- like me on my honeymoon night.

 according to the specific rules of the game that have taken hold in his cultural context and that cannot possibly be rationalized from the outside in terms of energy efficiency or any model of rational agency familiar to economists.

Nonsense! Signaling theory provides the rationalization. However, the thing may not be evolutionarily stable. 

Our inability to conceive of pre-modern peoples as existing all along in complex networks of long-distance exchange, as defining themselves against one another through what Gregory Bateson (1904-1980) called “schismogenesis”, as knowing what states are even when they construct and maintain their societies “against the state”, has as its corollary an equally handicapping inability to exercise the historical imagination in a way that fully appreciates the individual humanity of those who inhabit the deep past.

Very true. Cripples and other handicapped people often point this out. On the other hand, what is being described is not 'societies against the state' but territories where a particular state may have asserted paramountcy but over which it does not exercise full sovereignty. 

We know that anatomically modern humans have been around for 100,000 to 200,000 years, while we find little evidence of symbolic thought until roughly 40,000 to 50,000 years ago. 

but such evidence may have existed. We can't be sure.

This could be a mere result of not looking in the right places, or of the eventual return to nature of all artificial constructions. But still most still agree that something changed in the Paleolithic and that human beings began to externalize their inner lives in new ways.

What 'most will' or will not 'agree' is irrelevant. Farting in a derisive manner may be a new manner in which academics externalize their inner lives. However, once they start doing so they will find it increasingly addictive. The danger is that they will follow through and publish shite like this.

 Yet we also know that any anatomically modern person has by definition the same brain we do, and while some theorists have speculated on late-stage “mutations”, some as recently as 3,000 years ago, that brought about a sudden propulsion forward in our capacity for abstract thought and our “transcendental” apprehension of our own selfhood, a generous interpretation has to suppose that any AMH’s life mattered as much to that AMH as your own life matters to you, even if she was not manifesting this mattering through woven fabrics, a sharp sense of fashion, or a proliferation of selfies. 

or derisive farts.

Perhaps Graeber and Wengrow’s most affecting accomplishment lies not so much in their new “theory” of the human past, which in any case is only a synthesis of already existing research, as rather in their sympathetic plaidoyer for the singular reality of lives lived in the past, their commitment to the idea that these were real people, as weird and idiosyncratic and unfathomable by quantitative methods as you and I.

Why does this notion require advocacy? Have some mean people been going around saying saying snarky things about how Ancient Modern Human Beings were like totes conformist and just going through the motions in a brain dead fashion? 

 The alternative view is Hobbesian by default, and it is overwhelmingly more popular in our culture.

Because we ensured that the lives of people who lived like AMH were nasty, brutish and short so as to grab their real estate. 

 I go to the Whole Foods with my elderly mother, and she looks at the produce section: “Aren’t we lucky to live in this era,” she says, “when there is such a variety and abundance of foods. It really enables us to enjoy it all, rather than just to survive.”

Luck had nothing to do with it. Killing people and taking their land was what enabled some people and their descendants to eat better than the descendants of other people. 

 This is a sort of entailment from the hypothesis that life before the state was “nasty, poor, brutish, and short”, an existential condition in which, we ordinarily presume, no one had the “luxury” of preferring one food over another, of ever getting their “favorite” for supper.

Even back then, it was 'good to be King'. 

Yet we know of no human culture that does not have strict rules about what may be eaten, 

nor do we know of any human culture where strict rules are enforced where it would be costly to do so

no culture that outside of periods of famine does not have a long list of perfectly edible species of animal that they nonetheless categorically refuse to eat

but periods of dearth or war or siege related scarcity were ubiquitous. When flying over the Andes we all look at our fellow passengers and wonder which of them we'll get to eat first if the plane crashes.

, no culture that fails to organize itself around preferences enshrined into a scheme of values. 

Preferences reflect values. They don't 'enshrine' them. 

“Aren’t we lucky to be here at this festin à tout manger,” every Cree who ever got to participate in an “eat-all feast” is likely to have thought or muttered aloud, each perhaps content with the piece of beaver meat doled out to him in accordance with his social rank, or perhaps aspiring to eat the brains out of the skull some day like the chiefs do, but either way experiencing a condition of abundance and leisure at least as intense as that known by any Whole Foods shopper.

I'm a Whole Foods shopper. I don't see abundance. I see overpriced shite. Still, the place is conveniently located.

Leisure, like calorie consumption, is something that can be measured from the outside,

No. Leisure can only be estimated or imputed. How do we know a guy isn't thinking about how to solve a problem at work while he is going for a walk? Calorie consumption varies according to what bacteria you have in your guy and many other 'internal' factors. The figures quoted are estimates based on assumptions re. the average consumer.

 and the anti-Hobbesian descendants of Jean-Jacques Rousseau, for whom man was born free but is everywhere in chains, have long attempted, as in Marshall Sahlins’s magnificent Stone Age Economics of 1972, to show that through our successive revolutions in agriculture and industry leisure has progressively given way to labor as constituting the principal part of human life. It may be true that hunter-gatherers (as they used to be called) engaged in no more than four hours of “work” per day and dedicated the rest of their time to leisure activities, as Sahlins contends. 

But they definitely didn't go on cruises to the Caribbean.

But this neo-Rousseauian estimation is generally proferred in the same spirit

i.e. the spirit of puerile chit-chat- e.g. 'I wish I was a walrus. Then I wouldn't have to my tax returns'. 

 in which we talk about the daily cycles of the lives of lions or koalas — to mention just two other species that spend most of their time sitting around. What is lost is the “why” of the leisure, the fact that all those people were sitting around not just because it is their species-specific condition to do so (though perhaps that too), but because they like to do so, because it is “fun”.

Being a walrus looks like a fun job. Where should I get my PhD so as to be sure of a tenure track appointment as a Walrus at an Ivy League University?

It’s a weird thing to have to insist on: that there is something that it was like to be a member of the prehistoric leisure class, which is to say to have been a prehistoric human being. Graeber and Wengrow’s reanimation effort for past humans echoes the former author’s earlier plaidoyer for currently living poor humans, notably in his magnum opus Debt: The First 5,000 Years (2011). In order to have a big wedding blowout, poor people might have to take out loans against which any rational financial advisor would sternly counsel them. Yet they just keep doing it, going into debt, wearing ruffled blue tuxedoes, and loving one another as much as any human being has ever loved another. That’s culture against credit, so to speak. In the course of a mortal life, a good wedding matters more than good credit; poor people have generally been able to keep this in mind whereas upstanding accountants have forgotten it.

Furthermore, when being interviewed for a tenure track appointment, a derisive fart matters more than sucking up to the panel. Jobless scholars have generally been able to keep this in mind whereas upstanding Professors have forgotten it. 

A wedding is a ritual enactment of mythical, world-structuring motifs, 

like that derisive fart which Scientists refer to as the 'Big Bang'

and to this extent it is a form of heaven on earth,

smell my farts. They are heavenly. 

along with all the other high-ceremonial occasions for music, dance, and heightened speech

not to mention farts of very festive types. 

This is the stuff people live for. 

Man can not go through a single day without releasing a fart.

We know from the discovery of windholes drilled into an avian femur that even before the arrival of AMH’s in Europe, Neanderthals were performing music,

because few can so master their anal sphincter as to, like Pujol, the famous French fartist, who could toot whole symphonies with his rear end 

and thus also, presumably, engaging in forms of ceremonial ecstasy during which the imaginations of all participants must have been fully activated and alive. Such ecstatic joy as a basic mode of existence is of course hardly compatible with the “nasty, poor, brutish, and short” scenario. 

Why not? You and your pals are merrily tooting when suddenly wolves pounce on you and eat you. Sad.

It is also, curiously, an experience that typically is not acknowledged when affluent “thought leaders” and policy makers turn to consider the lives of the living poor.

Very true. Amartya Sen and Jean Dreze should take turns farting at each other. This will bring much joy in the lives of the living poor. 

In this case as in the case of our prehistoric conspecifics, what we are witnessing is dehumanization.

What we are reading is stupid shit. 

The two make a natural pair, as both are symptoms of the general ideological delusion that bourgeois modernity is the only way to go, and anyone who fails to do bourgeois modernity right must be to some degree “poor-in-world”, as Heidegger said of animals, must really not have that much “going on in there”.

There's plenty going on in my intestines which is why I urge you to smell my farts. 

 Graeber spent his life combatting this conceit on all fronts,

nice work if you can get it. By contrast, we consider fire-fighters to be utterly useless.  

 and was lucid enough to understand that it is a unified project. Many who defend the poor against the predations of the rich

by farting or writing stupid shite

 might imagine it’s not exactly a pressing matter to reconstruct what the lives of Paleolithic peoples were really like.

It isn't a pressing matter. Anyway, the guys doing it are as stupid as shit.

 But Graeber and Wengrow’s accomplishment in this book is to show how, in prejudice too, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny,

except ontogeny never actually recapitulates shit. Haekel was wrong. 

 or, rather, the way in which the social reproduction of inequality

which is mainly economic. If rich peeps do smart things the way their parents who grew rich did then some may say 'inequality has reproduced' just as when poor drug addicts raise up kids who will be poor drug addicts. 

 with each new generation has something to do with our presumption of progress,

I think we 'presume' that Science and Technology and Business practices will advance so our kids may have to spend more time in higher education- or else may have to apply themselves more intensively at an earlier age- so as to rise to the same level. However, new tech might create non-convexities such that the reverse is the case and wealth can get more evenly distributed across human capital profiles.

 which is to say our presumption of the inequality, the not-quite-humanness, of our ancestors in relation to us. 

Go far enough back in our ancestry and we are looking at non-humans. 

The past is not so much a foreign country,

where things were done differently

 as it is an Indian reservation,

which you can visit quite easily- unlike the middle Ages. 

 where, if it looks from the outside like the inhabitants are not thriving, one has the convenience of imagining that this is because they don’t know what thriving is.

If you are a racist fuck- sure, why not?

But if prehistoric people were like us, as Graeber and Wengrow insist they were, it also follows that they were not like each other, since we are ourselves, among the living, not like one another. 

This does not follow at all. Nor is it the case that if ancient people were like us then some had a Netflix account.

The authors are particularly sensitive to the past existence of “anomalous” individuals, both those who have some special social distinction in view of physical abnormalities such as albinism or blindness, and those who are simply characterologically quirky in a way that marks them out for a special social role as a shaman, a prophet, a seer — as someone who is permanently in touch with a parallel reality that the average run of people is able to access only through ritual, if at all.

This is foolish. People compete for 'special social roles'. An albino kid you grew up with is just as much a regular bloke as anybody else. You may say to him, 'hey, why not set up as a shaman? The clans across the river might think you are magic coz of...urm...you know' 

'My ginormous dick?' the albino replies. 'I can feel your eyes on it every time I whip it out for a slash.' 

'Albino penis envy 'shrooms are a real thing.' you reply. 'Apparently they are the potent of psychedelics. Seriously dude, you could be the brand ambassador for the stuff. That's the only reason I was looking at your dick. I'm not gay at all.'

Contrary to the common idea that such people were typically eliminated through euthanasia or otherwise neglected until they perished, the archeological record clearly shows that they were often accorded special treatment.

coz of albino penis envy. Also their ability to emit derisive farts.

 Many of the earliest evidence we have of ritual burial yields up skeletons of people who had evident deformities. This is likely not because skeletal deformities were common, 

that is likely because inbreeding would have been more common back then

and postmortem taphonomic deformation can also be ruled out. The simplest explanation is that these people were buried because they were revered,

but people who were even more revered may have been cremated.

 an explanation that at the same time does away with the idea that the earliest burials are at once evidence of the earliest emergence of social inequality. While the skeletons are often found adorned with riches and what might be interpreted as “royal” accoutrements such as antler crowns or sceptres carved from mammoth ivory, we know plainly that the deformities of those who have been buried are not hereditary, and thus that their special status in society could not have been traduced down to them across the generations through noble lineage.

We know nothing of the sort. The sample size is too small. This isn't even 'junk social science'. It is a just so story. 

What would it have been like to have been anomalous in prehistory? You would probably still enjoy stories and music (though there were also no doubt some reserved and awkward people who shied away from communal activities), but you would be exempted from typical adult responsibilities, and expected mostly just to “do your thing”. Graeber and Wengrow vividly imagine a prehistoric epileptic who passes his days “hanging upside down while arranging and rearranging snail shells”, the patterns of whose arrangements are attended to by his loved ones and neighbors, who keep him well fed and shower him with affection. They might have thought the snail-shell patterns literally held cryptic messages passed down through the epileptic man from another plane of reality; they might just have thought that the man is better off when he’s left to do what makes him comfortable, and if we are sensitive to his comfort, to what he’s muttering, under what circumstances, we might be better able to take the measure of our own well-being. The truth is probably somewhere in between, just as it always is when we are trying to determine whether some unfamiliar conduct is an instance of practical rationality or rather of natural magic.

Or is some stupid shit anthropologists have pulled out of their arse. Let them hang upside down rearranging snail shells by all means. What else are they good for?

Graeber and Wengrow’s return to grand anthropological theory in the vein of Boas and Mauss parallels a similar return in the work of Philippe Descola.

Meanwhile Jared Diamond or Yuval Harari have gotten rich.

 Like the French proponent of the “ontological turn”, they are notably at ease with the methodology of recovering Indigenous voices from European sources.

Or just making shite up.

 One must of course read historical sources, written by Europeans implicated in their individual ways in the centuries-long process of conquest and domination, with considerable caution.

Why read that shite unless you get paid a little money to do so? What is the point of advertising the fact that you are employed in the epistemic equivalent of grading farts and awarding credentials for diarrhea?

 But to suppose that these sources trap the reader as well in the same colonial “gaze” as the author, is to give up too easily and retreat into skepticism.

Fuck is wrong with skepticism? Why buy into stupid shite? Equality does not obtain if one bunch of guys who are all equally poor are being killed and their territory is being taken over by another bunch of good who may previously have been equally poor and weak. It is foolish to speak of a decline in equality or freedom if what we are talking about is one bunch of guys getting killed or otherwise displaced by another bunch of guys.