Showing posts with label Rahul Gandhi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rahul Gandhi. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 November 2024

How retarded is Rahul Gandhi?

 Rahul Gandhi writes in the Indian Express-

India was silenced by the East India Company.

Rahul's ancestors were not silenced by the Company. They earned good money acting as its 'vakeels' (lawyers/ agents). As a commercial enterprise, the EIC had very good relations with all mercantile communities of India as well as friendships and alliances with various Princes and potentates. Initially, its expansion in India was largely financed by Indian capital. 

It was silenced not by its business prowess, but by its chokehold.

Its business prowess enabled it to grow and grow whereas Portuguese, French and Dutch enterprises failed to do so. One smart thing it did in its early days was to partner with Armenians and various indigenous mercantile communities.  The Gujrati banias so trusted the Brits that they would go on board British ships in Surat and dine with the Captain and other British notables. No meat was served. Hence the Naval term 'banyan day' for one on which no flesh or fowl is served. The Company encouraged and protected private enterprise which is why merchants of all communities gravitated to British ruled territory. 

The Company choked India by partnering with, bribing, and threatening our more pliant maharajas and nawabs.

So, the Nehru dynasty was very evil. It served a rapacious foreign master who was choking Indian peeps and extracting semen from them through aggravated acts of fellatio.  

It controlled our banking, bureaucratic, and information networks.

It had a bureaucracy. So did various princes. It did not control banks or other private companies in India. Indeed, Indian merchants flourished by building or buying ships and engaging in oceanic commerce. The famous Jejeebhoys, who were Parsis, had a partnership with a Hindu, a Muslim and a Goan Christian, and had a long standing relationship with Jardine Matheson. 

We didn’t lose our freedom to another nation; we lost it to a monopolistic corporation that ran a coercive apparatus.

No. We lost it to the British nation which had given John Company a charter and a monopoly on British trade with India and China (not a monopoly on trade within India or China) and helped it with naval and military resources (for which it had to pay the exchequer). 

Rahul is truly as stupid as shit. He doesn't get that his own ancestors were happy to earn money by working for the Company. But then the Mughal Emperor, too, was a pensioner of the Brits.  

The Company controlled the terms of trade and obliterated competition.

Nonsense! They had to pay the market rate otherwise supply would disappear. Interestingly, the Brits lowered auction prices for tax-farming rights because they found the natives went a bit crazy and bid too much. But this meant they would go bankrupt and thus not be able to pay.  

It dictated who sold what and to whom.

Fuck off! This cunt is describing the type of Socialism his idiot great-grandfather espoused.  In British India anybody was free to buy or sell anything they liked save for things like guns or opium. But that is still the case in independent India.

It wiped out our textile industry and manufacturing system.

Nope. It made the higher value adding sector of the Indian textile industry more prosperous. Thanks to the Brits, India had steam mills long before Japan or China. The problem was that India's productivity was low. Weavers and spinners have to eat. Even the meanest fare costs money. Man can't compete with steam powered machines at the lower end of the market. 

I do not know of any product innovation or market development the Company performed.

Because you don't know shit you stupid shithead! The Company introduced steam powered mills, boats, railways, telegraph and many other scientific and technological innovations to India. Tea production in Assam was started by an official of the Company. It appears that a Frenchman (or perhaps two different Frenchmen) in the employ of the Company started indigo cultivation. 

What I do know is that it secured a monopoly for the cultivation of opium in one region and developed a captive market of opium addicts in another.

No. There was a monopoly on the trade, not the cultivation, of opium in directly ruled India. It did not apply to Princely India. Trading in 'Malwa opium' made many Indians traders rich. The Chinese should have grown and taxed their own opium. Once they started to do so, their country became stronger. 

Yet, while the Company plundered India,

Nehrus received a share of that booty because they were the vakils of the Company. Indians had been plundering each other. Tired of the depredation of the dacoit and the 'thugee' cult, Indians preferred British rule. Even some Indian Rajahs started to behave decently for fear they might be removed from the throne by the British Political Agent. 

it behaved as a model corporate citizen in the UK.

Because the Brits are a patriotic people. They love their country and are prepared to die for it. They won't become vakils to a bunch of rapacious foreigners.  

Its foreign shareholders loved it.

British shareholders.  

The original East India Company wound up over 150 years ago, but the raw fear it then generated is back.

Rahul is shitting himself as he writes this. 

A new breed of monopolists has taken its place.

Unlike Rahul, their Mummies aren't European. India should only be looted by Italians like Quattrocchi Mama.  

They have amassed colossal wealth, even as India has become far more unequal and unfair for everybody else.

The Dynasty has amassed colossal wealth.  

Our institutions no longer belong to our people,

Indian National Congress belongs to the Dynasty 

they do the bidding of monopolists.

Kharge does Rahul's bidding.  

Lakhs of businesses have been decimated and India is unable to generate jobs for her youth.

Because Nehru had shit for brains.  

Bharat Mata is mother to all her children.

Rahul's Mummy is Italian.  

The monopolisation of her resources and power, this blatant denial of the many for the sake of a chosen few,

half Italian, one quarter Parsi 

has wounded her.

Did you know that Adani was a pauper till 2014? It isn't true that he was worth 3 billion dollars under Manmohan.  

I know that hundreds of India’s brilliant and dynamic business leaders are scared of the monopolists.

They shit themselves when I phone them up and say in a fake British accent, 'I iz from East India Company. I will come and choke you. Mind it kindly.'  

Are you one of them? Scared to talk on the phone? Scared of the monopolists colluding with the state to enter your sector and crush you?

e.g. the Adanis taking over Ambuja Cement previously owned by starving Swiss peasants. Indian army beat them till they agreed to accept ten billion dollars for the sale.  

Scared of I-T, CBI or ED raids forcing you to sell your business to them? Scared of them starving you of capital when you need it the most? Scared of them changing the rules of the game midway to ambush you?

There are no such people. True, there was some dude who gave money to Mahua Moitra, but that was just business is all. He wasn't shitting himself because East India Company might come and choke him after which evil Viceroy Lord Mountbatty would suck him off mercilessly draining him of jizz.  

You know that describing these oligarchic groups as businesses is misleading.

They are experts in long distance fellatio. Even now they may be invisibly sucking you off.  

When you compete with them, you are not competing with a company, you are fighting the machinery of the Indian state.

Very true. About a dozen years ago, I set up a car manufacturing unit in my kitchen to compete with the Tata Nano. Indian soldiers invaded my flat and forcibly shut down my factory.   

Their core competence is not products, consumers or ideas, it is their ability to control India’s governing institutions and regulators — and, in surveillance.

Did you know that Ratan Tata's ghost is watching you when you poop? That's what happens when a Gujju becomes Prime Minister.  

Unlike you, these groups decide what Indians read and watch, they influence how Indians think and what they speak.

Adani is making me talk bollocks. I will shit myself to show my defiance of the East India Company.  

Today, market forces do not determine success, power relations do.

Which is why this cunt wants power. He feels his family hasn't looted the country enough.  

There is fear in your hearts. But there is also hope.

The hope you will go the way of your Daddy and Granny.  


In contrast to the “match-fixing” monopoly groups, there is a larger number of amazing “play-fair” Indian businesses, from micro-enterprises to large corporations, but you are silent.

Because you aren't as stupid as me.  

You persevere in an oppressive system.

Why do people persevere in the Indian National Congress where they are oppressed by this nutter? Oh. They are stealing money.  

Consider Peyush Bansal, a first-generation entrepreneur with no political contacts, who started a business

in America, where he was a student and a Microsoft employee.  

when he was just 22.

That's when he returned to India. Adani quit College when he was 16 to work as a diamond sorter. At 19, his elder brother put him in charge of a small plastics unit. 

He went on to co-found Lenskart in 2010, which reshaped the eyewear sector. Today, Lenskart provides employment to thousands across India.

Adani has generated hundreds of thousands of such jobs. 

Then take Faqir Chand Kohli

who had a masters in Electrical Engineering from MIT. He joined Tatas in the Fifties. Thanks to Indira Gandhi's horrible Socialist policies, it took six years to import a mainframe from Burroughs at double the cost. Thankfully, Kohli got a cheap computer from LIC where the Luddite staff had gone on strike! Incidentally, when Janata came to power, Tatas did get permission to manufacture computers but decided it was too risky because Communist trade unionists and Gandhian politicians would be bound to create a ruckus sooner or later. TCS's big break came when, under Janata, they got permission to set up a New York office. Essentially, TCS was arbitraging India's low waged brains which were happy enough to do work of a very tedious kind. 

who, as a manager, built Tata Consultancy in the 1970s. It was a triumph of ambition over fear, the guts to take on giants like IBM and Accenture in their backyard.

TCS supplied computer services to American mainframe manufacturers. IBM made mainframes. It did not supply computer services. Accenture didn't exist at that time. It was part of Arthur Andersen and advised clients about how and at what cost business processes could be computerized. What Rahul has written is nonsense. Remember he is just 7 years younger than me.  

TCS and other pioneers transformed global IT services from a boutique process to an industrial process.

Nonsense! Computing was already an 'industrial process' at the time of punch cards. Interestingly, Tatas in India were just a year or two behind Japan in computing at the end of the Fifties. But for Nehru's stupid policies, India could have been part of the 'hardware' revolution.  

I have never personally known Bansal or the late FC Kohli. It could well be that their political preferences diverge/diverged from mine. So what?

You are stupid and inherited your position. They were smart and worked hard and rose by their own efforts. Their views are worth listening to.  

It seems that companies like Tynor, InMobi, Manyavar, Zomato, Fractal Analytics, Araku Coffee, Tredence, Amagi, iD Fresh Food, PhonePe, Moglix, Sula Vineyards, Juspay, Zerodha, Veritas, Oxyzo, Avendus, from the younger lot, and L&T, Haldiram, Aravind Eye Hospital, Indigo, Asian Paints, HDFC group, Bajaj Auto and Bajaj Finance, Cipla, Mahindra Auto, Titan, from the older lot — most I hardly know personally — are a tiny sample of homegrown companies that have innovated and chosen to play by the rules.

Did you know Adani and Ambani are British Lords?  

I am sure I have left out hundreds of names which fit the bill even better, but you understand my point.

Your point is that Adani is a British Lord who is using Indian Army to beat starving Swiss peasants till they sell him cement companies or what have you.  

My politics has always been about protecting the weak and voiceless.

Did Rahul protect Manmohan? That man was weak and could barely squeak out a word or two.  

I draw my inspiration from Gandhiji’s words about defending the last voiceless person in the “line”.

Gandhi never said anything so stupid. There is no line of dumb folk.   

This conviction made me support MGNREGA, the Right to Food and the Land Acquisition Bill. I stood with the Adivasis in the famous confrontation of Niyamgiri.

He prevented Vedanta setting up a bauxite mine there some 14 years ago. The people there are as poor as ever. Perhaps the new BJP regime will help them.  

I backed our farmers in their struggle against the three black farm laws. I listened to the pain of the people of Manipur.

You lost three elections. You should have listened to those who were telling you to hire a speech writer rather than talk ignorant bollocks. 

But I realised I had missed the full depth of Gandhiji’s words. I failed to pick up that “line” is a metaphor —

Gandhi never mentioned any fucking line. He said 'Recall the face of the poorest and weakest man whom you have seen and ask yourself if the step you contemplate is going to be of any use to him. Will he gain anything by it?' Since Gandhi was at pains to appear the poorest, weakest and most stupid man anyone had ever seen, his 'talisman' was self-serving. 

that, in fact, there are many different “lines” in society. In the “line” you stand in, that of business,

you are not poor or weak. If you were, who would do business with you?  

it is you who are the exploited, the disadvantaged.

Rahul is in the political line. Kharge is exploiting him like anything.  

And so, my politics will aim to provide you with what you have been denied — fairness and freedom to operate.

I will prevent East India Company from choking you and sucking you off. Well, that will be my aim. If it can't be achieved by my shitting myself- you are out of luck.  

The government cannot be allowed to support one business at the expense of all others, much less support benami equations in the business system.

Especially if Indian soldiers are being sent to beat starving Swiss adivasis till they sell cement companies to Adani.  

Government agencies are not weapons to be used to attack and intimidate businesses.

Rahul is attacking Adani. He wants power. If he gets it, what will he do to them? The answer is he will aim to shit himself and, thanks to his being the poorest and weakest person in his particular 'line' of business, he may indeed achieve a self-soiling of prodigious proportions. Yet, there are some people who say Rahul is useless!  

That said, I do not believe that fear should be transferred from you to these big monopolists. They are not evil individuals, but simply the outcome of the deficiencies of our societal and political environment. They should get space, and so should you.

There is plenty of empty space in my brain. Elon Musk should send a rocket to explore those vast expanses.  

This country is for all of us. Our banks should overcome their fascination for the top 100 well-connected borrowers with their attendant NPAs and be made to discover the profit pools in lending and supporting the play-fair businesses.

So Bankers are to be forced to do Rahul's bidding. But why stop at bankers? Why not just declare a State of Emergency and make Rahul Dictator?  

Finally, we must not underestimate the power of social pressure and resistance in moulding political behaviour.

Nor the power of voters to get rid of a stupid dynast.  

There is no need for messiahs. You are the change that will generate wealth and employment for all.

Which businessman would employ this retard?  

I believe a new deal for progressive Indian business is an idea whose time has come.

It didn't come when Rahul had power and used it to prevent Manmohan from carrying forward with needful reform. Still, it is good to know that if you are a starving businessman who has lost his voice or who was born dumb, Rahul will come and protect you from East India Company by shitting himself copiously.  

Tuesday, 30 April 2024

Samanth Subramaniyam on Rahul Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi needed to appear 'Prime Ministerial' and thus attract votes to his dynastic party. Alternatively, he could have nominated some one else and ensured that person appeared 'Prime Ministerial' and thus could attract vote to the party he had inherited. Rahul chose neither alternative. Why? One reason may be that he wanted the pleasure of being able to unseat or humiliate a Congress PM. But in order to gain that pleasure, Congress would have to win the general elections. Is Rahul really too stupid to see that? Yes. At least, that is the conclusion readers of the NYT will come to after reading an article by Samanth Subramaniyam titled- 

Time Is Running Out for Rahul Gandhi’s Vision for India

What is that vision? Modi shouldn't be PM. Nobody should be PM- definitely not Rahul because Daddy was PM and got blown up. Granny was PM and got shot. Great-grand pappy wasn't killed but the Chinese took down his pajamas and made fun of his puny genitals. This shows that being PM is bad. Look at Mummy. She wasn't PM and she is still alive.  

As the election neared, the quelling of dissent grew more visible still. 
This year, in an unprecedented move, Modi’s administration arrested two chief ministers of states run by small opposition parties.

Just as Biden foisted fraudulent court cases on Trump after stealing the election- right? The truth is, corrupt politicians get arrested. It may be that central agencies are reluctant to arrest corrupt politicians connected to the ruling party- but that is a different matter.  

(One stepped down hours before his arrest.) In both instances, the government claimed corruption,

no. The prosecutors claimed corruption. All political parties accuse each other of corruption. But without evidence, Judges dismiss such cases.  

but many critics noted that the arrests were uncannily timed to pull two popular politicians out of campaign season in states where the B.J.P. has struggled.

Alternatively, both politicians are hoping to get mileage out of their being arrested. Were this not the case they could have found ways to postpone the hearings or else would have arranged for a scapegoat to be offered up. 

Income-tax authorities froze Congress’s bank accounts, supposedly over a late filing.

Their treasurer was so useless he didn't bother to file the returns 

“It has been orchestrated to cripple us in the elections,” Gandhi told reporters.

Gandhi crippled Congress by being useless.  

If so, it feels like overkill, because it is common wisdom that Congress can’t win.

Which is why it is safe to go after Congress for unpaid taxes, corruption etc.  

Those who want nothing to do with the B.J.P. watch Gandhi with conflicted anguish. He is, by all accounts, sincere, empathetic and committed to a pluralistic India.

He won't let his cousin back into their ancestral party. His pluralism doesn't extend very far. 

This is a man who forgave his father’s killers,

politically, he is in bed with their biggest patrons 

and who said on the sidelines of a private New York event last year, according to one of those present: “I don’t hate Modi. The day I hate, I will leave politics.”

That's a day Modi does not look forward to. Rahul is the gift which keeps giving- to other parties.  

But he’s also the latest in a lineage under whom Congress grew undemocratic and sometimes wildly corrupt. The great liberal hope is that Gandhi can achieve contradictory things: use his dynastic privilege to resuscitate his party, and dissolve the dynasty at the same time.

This is easily done. Nominate a charismatic technocrat who can give Modi a run for his money. A family owned company can bring in a CEO from outside.  


That’s a steep demand, but Gandhi’s priorities are altogether more Himalayan. “He doesn’t say it,” Sitaram Yechury, the general secretary of the Communist Party of India (Marxist) who knows Gandhi well, told me, “but he’s modeling himself after Mahatma Gandhi. He doesn’t want to take any position of power.”

Mahatma Gandhi nominated Nehru though, truth be told, Nehru could have crossed over to the Socialists and prevailed over the elderly nutters who supported the Mahatma.  What Yechury didn't say was that Jyoti Basu could have been PM but the CPM politburo would not allow it. This was a factor in the decline of the Communist parties. 

In January, Gandhi told his colleagues that he has “one foot in and one foot out of the party,” and that he plans to be “a bridge to activists outside.”

But activists want a bridge which takes them to power and influence. Still, if Kanhaiya Kumar (who contested the last election on a Communist ticket) gets elected in Delhi, 'activists' might see some point in accepting Rahul's patronage. The trouble is that Kanhaiya is unpopular with the Congress rank and file in Delhi. Also, as a Bhumihar, his appeal to bahishkrit Biharis in the NCR might be limited. (He lost to Manish Tiwari)

As he explained it then, the B.J.P., with its undiluted majoritarianism, “is a political-ideological machine.

His granny and his daddy had no problem defeating it. In 1984, the BJP got only two seats in the Lok Sabha.  

It can’t be defeated by a political machine alone.” His role, as he sees it, is to be the counter ideology — to go out into the country, rouse Indians to the dangers of the B.J.P. and offer them his dream of a fairer, more tolerant India instead.

But who will be PM in that dream?  

Rahul Gandhi conceived of his yatra much as Chandra Shekhar did:

No. He was imitating Murli Manohar's 'Ekta Yatra' which started in the deep South and ended in Kashmir. It is said that Modi first got national exposure through this yatra. Ten years later he became CM of Gujarat even though he had never contested an election before that.  

as a way to counter the ideology of a seemingly immovable leader.

Because there is no alternative Prime Ministerial candidate. The hope was that Gehlot, CM of Rajasthan, would be roped in while the mooncalf went walkabout but Gehlot refused to budge.  

...Rahul Gandhi once called Uttar Pradesh his karmabhoomi, a Sanskrit word for the land of one’s momentous actions.

At one point Rahul thought he could revitalize his party at the grassroots level in his ancestral state. He failed. Akhilesh and Yogi are his age but smarter and more experienced.  

But Uttar Pradesh also became the land where Congress was fated to fail. Today it’s the roiling heart of the B.J.P.’s Hindu nationalism. Varanasi, Hinduism’s most sacred city, lies near the state’s eastern border, and Modi chose to represent it in Parliament — a crafty choice for a man wishing to be hailed as a defender of his faith.

Voters in Varanasi knew Modi had done a lot to improve amenities in Ahmedabad, Gujarat. They were happy to advertise their desire to welcome Hindu pilgrims from elsewhere. Modi mentions to Tamil audiences the fact that the second most spoken language in Varanasi is Tamil because of the very large number of pilgrims from that State. 

Around 40 million Muslims live in the state, and under its B.J.P. chief minister, they’re increasingly being erased from public life.

When Nehru became PM, they were physically killed or chased away by the Custodian of Evacuee property.  

One law jeopardizes their right to marry whom they wish.

America prevents you marrying your eight year old niece 

Other regulations have constricted the meat trade, in which many Muslims work.

American States has plenty of such regulations.  

Islamic schools are in danger of being banned outright.

No. They may be deprived of government funding.  

By painting Muslims as trespassers, the B.J.P. licenses violence against them, sometimes even explicitly.

Nehru and Indira presided over vast pogroms against Muslims and Sikhs. 

(In 2015, a man was beaten to death by his Hindu neighbors in his village in western Uttar Pradesh, on the rumor that he had slaughtered a cow. The men accused of his murder have since been freed on bail and the case is still unresolved.)

Plenty of non-Muslims have been slaughtered for cartoons about the Prophet. No religion has a monopoly on crazy.  

More than any other part of India, Uttar Pradesh shows what the B.J.P. has wrought and how successful it has been. In 2019, during the last national election, the B.J.P. swept 62 of the state’s 80 seats. Congress won just one.

Sonia won that seat. Now she has gone to the upper house, will Congress retain it? What if Priyanka contests?  

A few years ago, Gandhi decided that his party needed a way to mobilize people against the B.J.P., settling on a yatra as a means to that end. He embarked on his first, walking up the spine of India, in late 2022. Even the plainness of his attire — sneakers, loosefitting trousers, white polo shirt — was a rebuke to the Olympian vanity of Modi, who once had his own name stitched, in tiny letters, to form the pinstripes of a suit.

Samanth is lying. Modi received the suit, which cost 16,000 dollars as a gift. It was auctioned off for about 700,000 dollars with the money going to charity.  

We thought Rahul's walkabout was a farewell tour which is why it did not matter that he didn't look Prime Ministerial. 

The yatras felt like campaigns, yet Gandhi’s team insists that they were not about projecting him as prime minister but rather a form of ideological resistance, almost above politics. (His staff politely refused my repeated requests for an interview.)

To be fair, if Gehlot had taken over Congress, Rahul could have been seen as mobilizing grass-roots support for the party's Prime Ministerial candidate.  

The Congress Party found itself divided over Gandhi’s approach. Salman Khurshid, a Congress veteran, worried that the party has strayed from bread-and-butter political strategy. We were in his office in Delhi, and he kept looking dolorously at his phone, which never stopped ringing. It was the feverish middle of the election season, and Congress was picking its candidates and negotiating alliances with other parties. Gandhi had to weigh in, Khurshid said: “We’d like him to be within shouting distance. He’s a thousand kilometers away.” Khurshid wished for a more customary system, the sort that promised, say, a 20-minute appointment at 10 a.m. to talk about three things. “That’s how ordinary political parties work,” he said. “He wants an extraordinary political party.”

In which case, he should find someone extraordinary to run it. 

Sometimes, Gandhi’s team told Khurshid and others to come on the yatra and talk to Gandhi on the bus. But it wasn’t sufficient, Khurshid told me. “There’s never enough time.” The yatra involved a lot of stopping and starting and stopping again, as I discovered. Two or three times a day, Gandhi’s Jeep — and its caravan of police cars, S.U.V.s and a vehicle bearing a device labeled “Jammer” — inched through a town, halting at a crossroads for a speech. Then the convoy would hasten to its next engagement, trying to cover vast Uttar Pradesh distances through dense Uttar Pradesh traffic, and always behind schedule. The day ended in a cordoned-off campsite, where everyone slept in shipping containers fitted with bunks. Here, in his own enclosure, Gandhi hobnobbed with local Congress functionaries or practiced jiu-jitsu with his instructor.

I must admit, I was under the impression that Kharge had taken charge of Congress and that things were improving. It appears that the chaos had actually gotten worse.  


In Prayagraj, where we headed after Varanasi, it’s possible to traverse the distance between the party’s zenith and its rock bottom in a single evening. First, Gandhi made a speech outside Anand Bhavan, an ancestral family home, an eggshell-white mansion on an emerald lawn. Anand Bhavan is now a museum, but its chief relic is intangible: the promise of Nehruvian secularism, circa 1947.

Nehru presided over the worse violence against Muslims the sub-continent has ever seen. After he became PM in Delhi, the Muslim percentage went from 33 percent to just 5 per cent.  

Then, while leaving Prayagraj, we passed the high court that invalidated Indira Gandhi’s election in 1975 on the grounds of electoral malpractice. The verdict provoked her to impose a state of emergency — a suspension of civic rights — for nearly two years, tarnishing Congress and strengthening its competitors. By this time too, the party had wrapped itself feudally around the dynasty.

Indira ruthlessly got rid of all rivals. Her son was less capable. Sonia, too, could not prevent regional satraps from setting up their own dynastic Congress parties. 

Any emergent leaders with their own base were subdued or cast off because they threatened the Gandhis. By the late 1980s, other politicians had clawed voters away from Congress by

quitting Congress accusing Rajiv of corruption 

courting specific groups — members of a caste,

Indira did that. Indeed, all parties did. 

say, or as with the B.J.P. and Hindus, of a religion.

Indira and Rajiv got votes for 'defending' Hindus. But so did Nehru.  


As Congress faltered, its workers joined rival parties, including the B.J.P. In India, party workers don’t just canvass voters — they step in for an insufficient state. If a farmer needing a loan is turned away by the bank manager, or if a woman can’t pay the cost of treatment for her sick daughter, party workers use their contacts to help. These services are performed in the hope that the favors will be returned every five years, come the election. “The average party worker needs, say, 10,000 rupees a month to run his home,” an old Congress hand in Varanasi, who asked not to be named for fear of professional reprisal, told me. “If their party can’t get to power, how will they get paid? They’ll go work for whoever is most likely to win.”

This is the crux of the matter. If the party spends money on vanity projects- like Rahul's yatras- they can't pay to get elected which in turn means they have less money- except for Rahu's ego-trips.  

At the time, (2004 when he entered politics) Gandhi often showed little patience with the orthodox figures of politics.

Sanjay and Rajiv were said to have that quality- not necessarily a bad thing.  

Pratap Bhanu Mehta, a political scientist at Princeton, who met Gandhi back then, recalled that he made minimal eye contact and seemed distracted — unable even to feign interest as politicians usually do so well.

Mehta is boring and stupid. No sensible person would make eye contact with him. 

A journalist who met Gandhi privately told me that he was, as the saying goes, eager to tell you what you thought: “It was: ‘You don’t know how the Congress works. Let me tell you.’ Or, ‘I’ll tell you about India and Pakistan.’”

Nothing wrong in that. Journalists are supposed to listen to important people and Rahul was very important indeed- at that time.  

In his memoir “A Promised Land,” Barack Obama compared Gandhi, whom he met in 2010, to “a student who’d done the coursework and was eager to impress the teacher but deep down lacked either the aptitude or the passion to master the subject.”

Sonia kept foisting her idiot son on unsuspecting foreign dignitaries. 

One of Gandhi’s colleagues admits he used to be “very anxious and pushy” back in the day.

Because, as he said 'I could have become PM at the age of 25.' It took a lot of sustained effort to make himself, and thus his party, unelectable.  

“He has calmed down over a period of time.”

Because there is no longer a risk that his party might win.  

He had to. Congress isn’t a party you can change in a hurry.

Nehru changed it completely. By 1955 it had embraced Socialism. Indira changed it even more completely. She made it dynastic. Rajiv changed it by bringing in spreadsheets and computers. Sonia changed it by backing Manmohan. Rahul changed it by making it unelectable.  

Its ways are too ossified, and it is honeycombed with fiefs.  When Gandhi wanted Congress to field new faces in elections, he pushed for candidates to be selected through an internal voting system, rather like a primary.

Rich people would create a lot of 'benami' memberships and vote for themselves.  

According to one former party consultant, senior politicians, worried about losing their tickets, complained to his mother, Sonia, the Congress president.

What is more they tricked her into believing they were her own cute little babies.  

Khurshid, one of the old guard, told me: “Everything that destroys democracy got in there — money, muscle, power.” It resulted in “the dedicated warriors of the Congress at the youth level” being sidelined.

There were no such warriors. Thugs- yes. Warriors- fuck off! 

The primaries never took off. In 2018, Gandhi wanted young chief ministers in three states where Congress had won state elections. He didn’t get his way.

Why? Gehlot in Rajasthan and Kamal Nath in MP were highly experienced. Rahul was a petulant child.  

But at least Gandhi tried something, a consultant to Congress told me. “If you leave it to these other guys,” he said, “they will not even change the curtains in the party office.”

Curtains don't matter. Winning does matter. Gehlot and Kamal Nath are determined to leave their sons a good legacy. Rahul can't even get married and sire an heir.  

These exasperations may have amplified a hesitancy about power and responsibility that Gandhi seemed always to harbor.

He is work-shy. To be fair, Indian politics is as boring as fuck.  

In 2009, he declined the offer to be a cabinet minister. Perhaps even then he saw his role as that of a moral authority outside the government, Yechury said.

A guy too lazy to do a job handed to him on a plate can't be a moral authority on how that job should be done.  

On becoming the party’s vice president, Gandhi gave not a stirring speech but a somber one, recalling the assassinations in his family and counseling his party that “power is poison.”

It was a poison which came his way because his Daddy was the son of a lady whose father had been PM.  

In a party often pilloried for being dynastic, Gandhi has been unable to stamp his will on Congress.

because he is shit. The Dynast may be a drooling imbecile.  

One friend of the family described Gandhi as “timid.” When his 2022 yatra went through the state of Kerala, Yechury, the Communist leader, considered walking with him, but members of Congress’s Kerala unit protested: The Communists were their chief rivals in the state, and this show of solidarity — even against the B.J.P., a common antagonist — wouldn’t do at all. Yechury couldn’t understand it.

He is a lightweight. Kerala CPM knows that it has to cannibalize Congress before the BJP supplants it. However, it is the CPI which is challenging Rahul in Wayanad. 

Gandhi might not be the party’s president, but there’s no doubt he is its presiding force, Yechury said. Why didn’t he just hold fast?

Because Yechury is yesterday's news.  

Two years ago, during a protest in Delhi, Gandhi and dozens of his Congress colleagues were detained by the police. One of those present, who asked not to be named because he was not authorized to speak publicly, told me that several senior leaders were held together, and Gandhi had “really frank and open conversations” with them. A couple of these leaders “got aggressive, saying, ‘You have to take charge,’ persuading him to take back the party presidency, accusing him of running away from responsibility.” It was high-octane drama: “What do you do when you’re detained, man? We were there for six hours. He couldn’t go anywhere.” The Congress worker remembers Gandhi saying then: “I know what I have to do. My job is to do mass outreach. You guys handle the party.”

The dynast's job is to either run things or appoint a guy who can run things. You can hire people to do outreach or reach-arounds or whatever. Rahul doesn't get this.  

Congress didn’t send any representatives to the temple’s inauguration, and I had expected Gandhi to speak about Ayodhya, which lies, after all, in Uttar Pradesh. But he barely mentioned it, even in Varanasi, a city facing a potential reprise of Ayodhya. The morning after his speech there, I visited a quarter called Pilikothi, following a sequence of lanes, each framed by so many tall tenements that there was something canyonlike about them. It was a Sunday,

which is not a holiday for Muslims 

but Pilikothi echoed with the tack-tack of sari looms. The sound drifted into the basement in which Abdul Batin Nomani, the mufti of Varanasi, sat at a low desk. Behind him were shelves of theological volumes. When he pulled a book out to illustrate a point, his hand didn’t hesitate for a second.

His hand did not tremble even though he was a Muslim and thus terrified of Hindus like the author. 

The title of mufti, or jurist, has been in Nomani’s family since 1927, and he has filled the role for more than two decades. In that time, he said, the B.J.P. has spread so much hate that it has corroded even the possibility of amicable relations between Hindus and Muslims.

Whereas in Pakistan, where Nomani has relatives, relations are very amicable indeed.  

You can be arrested for offering the namaz in public,

just like in Dubai 

or for being a Muslim man marrying a Hindu woman,

just like in Saudi Arabia. On the other hand you could keep her as a concubine or just rape her a lot.  

or for running your butcher shop during Hindu festivals.

in London, you aren't even allowed to butcher your own sheep in your backyard.  

You could be lynched on a whisper that you’re carrying beef, or have your house bulldozed on suspicion of being a rioter, or be hunted by mobs goaded by B.J.P. politicians calling for murder.

Also, if you try to do jihad on kaffirs, those damned kaffirs beat you to death. The lot of the pious Muslim in India or the UK is not a happy one.  

Nomani told me about the head of a Hindu monastery nearby, and how they would invite one another to their religious functions. “Then, slowly, his mind turned,” Nomani said. “He must have been convinced that to talk to people like me is wrong.”

It was useless.  

Nomani heads the committee of the Gyanvapi Mosque, another centuries-old structure that the Hindu right aims to replace with a temple. Weeks before I met Nomani, a court allowed Hindus to worship in the mosque’s basement, similar to what happened in Ayodhya in 1986. Varanasi’s Muslims are fearful, Nomani said. Wouldn’t the same cascade of consequences ensue? Wouldn’t other mosques surely follow? When the yatra swung by, Nomani told a local Congress representative he would welcome a meeting with Gandhi. It never transpired.

So, Rahul isn't utterly stupid. But then, you should remember, the Mahatma was killed by a Hindu. It isn't enough just to appease minorities. You need to appease majorities too.  

Nomani wondered why Gandhi didn’t even speak about the issue and directly confront the B.J.P.’s divisive politics. “Someone could have called and reassured us: ‘Don’t worry, we’re with you,’” Nomani said.

Why be with those who are against you?  

He regards Gandhi with sympathy. “I believe he wants to do the right thing, and that he is against this culture of hate,” he said. “But he’s weak. His party is weak. He can’t do anything.”

Nomani is equally weak. Nobody wants to talk to him. Sad.  

From Prayagraj, the yatra headed to Amethi, a town a couple of hours to the north. I had last visited in 2009, when it was still a stronghold of Congress’s first family, and I remembered the fields of winter mustard, yellow till the horizon, on the town’s outskirts and the wishbone layout of its three main roads. Gandhi won resoundingly that year. But in 2014, when his margin shrank, he must have seen the incoming tide of Hindu nationalism. Sanjay Singh, a local Congress worker, recalled that, on vote-counting day, Gandhi sounded dispirited as the results trickled in, telling his colleagues “the politics of this state is beyond my understanding.”

Even Rahul understood that if Congress lost the Center (it had already lost the State) then Amethi would stop getting lavish funding.  

In 2019, the B.J.P. flipped Amethi. If Gandhi hadn’t simultaneously run from another seat, in Kerala, he wouldn’t be in Parliament at all.

People will vote for Rahul provided they don't understand what he is saying.  

For the rally, the party had set up rows of chairs in a field, but the audience started dribbling out almost as soon as it began. By the time Gandhi was midway through his speech, only half the chairs were occupied. He talked about China, and riots in faraway Manipur, and the B.J.P.’s cronyism. Standing next to me, a policewoman told a videographer, “He isn’t talking about Amethi at all.” The only cheers came when he raised the plight of India’s poorer castes — the very people who made up most of his audience. As he had done throughout the yatra, he warned them they’d never get very far in the B.J.P.’s India. He may well be right, but I remembered something Mehta told me. Modi’s narrative of a resurgent Hinduism, however hollow, makes people feel good about themselves, Mehta said. “Rahul’s narrative does the opposite.”

Modi shows us that Indians can rise by their own merit and hardwork. Rahul reminds us that even if our parents were nice, we might turn out to be shit.  

The next day, something interrupted the yatra’s staid choreography. We were in Raebareli, the one Uttar Pradesh constituency still with the Congress Party. Halfway through his address, Gandhi invited a young man onto his Jeep to quiz him about his prospects.

No. This was a young man from the Maurya community. He claims that he and and several other OBC and SC candidates had been recruited as teachers in UP but were denied appointment letters (bribes may be payable for this). He approached Rahul as he had approached other politicians. Since he had printed up posters and a T-shirt, he appeared professional and motivated rather than just a person who had suffered injustice.

In a later video he said that he had been mistreated even in his own 'Maurya Samaj' local community center by a legislator and his supporters. He believes this is because he is now associated with Rahul and is considered 'political'. It may be that the young man is mentally unbalanced. Still, it is plausible that he was recruited as a teacher but did not get an appointment letter. He says Rahul wrote a letter on his behalf. But he himself doesn't seem to set much store by it.

The man introduced himself as Amit Maurya, but he was barely audible, so Gandhi said, paternally but lightly, “First, learn how to handle a microphone.”

Gandhi had a bullying tone. This frightened the young fellow.  

“I’m a little anxious, sir.”

“Don’t worry,” Gandhi replied. “You’re a lion.”

Rahul isn't tall but he was taller and much older than Amit. Being called a 'babbar sher' by a nutter was disconcerting. Should one laugh or cry? Amit cried.  

Either it was the pressure of the moment or the unchecking of a dam of frustration, but Maurya burst into tears.

Because Rahul was bullying him.  Maurya had prepared a statement explaining the nature of his grievance. There would have been no harm in helping the fellow make that statement since it would harm the BJP which rules UP. 

In the week’s most genuine moment,

It was embarrassing. The young man clearly had a topical grievance- viz. bribes being demanded even from SC and OBC candidates for appointment letters. There may have been some further insult or injury whose nature I was not able to understand from the uploaded video. Perhaps the young man had been part of a protest at Lucknow's Ecogarden and had been manhandled or has a criminal case hanging over his head. Rahul should have let the young man have his say. The Mauryas are a very important caste. 

Sadly Rahul didn't give a damn about the grievance of the young man who was clearly smart though, of course, his grievance may be imaginary. Still, he speaks in an educated manner. Why should he not get his appointment letter and start teaching? Rahul, selfishly, wanted to use the fellow as a prop and put words into his mouth. He was the ventriloquist and Amit was the dummy. His job was to say 'there are no SC or OBC billionaires' (actually there are) and 'there are no SC or OBC owned media houses' (also not true)'. But the plain fact is, Modi is OBC. The President is ST. There are wealthy SC dynastic politicians. Rahul himself has plenty of ill gotten gains.  

Gandhi seemed nonplused, as if he didn’t know what to do with this political gift.

Nonsense! You can watch the video on You tube for yourself. Rahul had bullied the young man till he broke down and wept. Then he grabbed hold of him and put words into his mouth. 

Instinctively, he folded Maurya into an embrace and kept his arm around the sobbing man.

he kept his arm around his throat.  

Still, he just couldn’t abandon his routine — the statistics he’d memorized, the thesis presentation mode he was in.

 

But even if his speech didn’t change, he sounded more passionate — angry, even — about the inequities he had lined up to narrate to his crowd.

But that crowd knew that he was a Brahmin- a very wealthy one. Modi was one of their own.  If he had given Amit a chance to make a speech- the crowd would have felt he was giving a leg up to a young man from a politically very important community. Instead, Rahul bullied and manhandled the young man. 

Well after the yatra’s end, when summer hammers down and ballot machines appear in schools and colleges and municipal buildings, Gandhi may at least be able to count on Maurya’s vote.

Maurya is smart enough, though he may be mentally ill. Rahul could have given him 'face' by letting a minion adjust his mike. But Rahul was in a hurry. He bullied the boy till he broke down.  

But who knows. Elections are subject to every manner of caprice, and the B.J.P. has shown itself to be peerless at swaying India’s voters.

They get elected if they have a better candidate. Otherwise they lose.  

Out of hubris or audacity, Gandhi wants to persuade people to consider lofty things like morality and love, indispensable values that nonetheless make for nebulous campaign platforms.

Rahul doesn't want to be PM but doesn't want anyone else to be PM either. As with Amit Maurya, he wants somebody else to appear to be saying what he wants to hear but he abruptly loses patience and grabs the fellow and manipulates him like a ventriloquist's dummy. But the only dummy in Indian politics is Rahul himself.  

He doesn’t mind if it takes years, and perhaps he doesn’t mind if he loses his party in the process. In that time, though, he risks seeing his idea of India extinguished altogether.

His idea of India is one where there is a PM he has appointed whom he can bully and manhandle and sack and replace with somebody yet more docile and pliable. But Modi extinguished that idea long ago.  

Sunday, 17 March 2024

India's Man of Destiny's Jedi mind-tricks

In the Mahabharata, there is the story of Arjuna and how he came to be the best archer in the world. When asked to take aim at a bird, he saw neither the branch it was sitting on, nor its plumage. He could only see the eye of the bird. Such was the intensity of his focus and concentration. True, it also helped that a lower caste archer was asked to cut off his thumbs so as to ensure Arjuna's supremacy. Still, it is Arjuna's focus on the eye of the bird which India's Man of Destiny has adopted as his own political strategy.

It must be said, never in the history of democracy has one man caused so many hundreds of millions of people to change their votes over so long a period.  It is the iron determination and unshakeable ideological faith of that same man which has ensured that the BJP will get a third term. I am not speaking of Narendra Modi. I am speaking of Rahul Gandhi. He is India's Man of Destiny. That destiny, however, is to yield to Bharat- which is a living breathing Nation of great aniquity. India is a geographical expression. The dynasty of the 'last Englishman to rule' it, can either quit or continue to die nasty. 

True, Modi is an exceptional politician but would the BJP really have fielded him in 2014 if Rahul had shouldered aside Manmohan, after tearing up the latter's ordinance, and led his party into the 2014 elections as the sitting PM? I think not. Advani would have been allowed a last hurrah. Alternatively, if he was judged too old, Sushma Swaraj or Arun Jaitlery- seasoned Lok Sabha parliamentarians- would have nominated as the NDA's Prime Ministerial candidate. Why expose Modi to humiliation? He might lose Gujarat if he showed himself anxious for the top job. Look at what happened to Deve Gowda. Regional Chief Ministers, however successful, don't do well as Prime Ministers- at least that was the conventional wisdom till Modi won from Benares and became PM. But he wasn't running against anybody. Rahul had refused to step up to the plate but had also refused to let anybody else do so . It was a case of Modi vs Nobody. 

Suppose Rahul had followed his father's example and taken charge of the Commonwealth Games as Rajiv had taken charge of the Asian Games. His popularity would have soared. Once he became PM, the voters would have felt they should 'give youth a chance'. Moreover, Rahul could have said he was a 'Mr. Clean' who was sick and tired of the corruption in Manmohan's Coalition  Cabinet. It may not have been true but it was what people wanted to hear.

Congress did get a new lease of life when Rahul consented to become President of the Party at the end of 2017. For his part, Rahul felt that his own views had been justified by the Party's debacle in 2014. Under his command, the party would follow the correct strategy and thus annihilate Modi and the BJP.

What was that strategy? For Rahul, a votary of Vipassana, you triumph by ceasing to react to your circumstances. Don't accept what appears obvious or irrefragable. Your mind can create the reality you want. In an interview with India Today before the 2019 election he said, in response to a question about his favorite fruit- 'I do Vipassana.

Which means seeing things as they really are. It doesn't mean you can disregard reality and make up any shit you like. 

 The mind constructs the flavour of the fruit.

No it doesn't. The fruit we buy and eat has a taste which has been selected for intensively. This has to do with our taste receptors, which, too, are co-evolved. Buddhism could be considered a Bayesian approach to a Darwinian truth. 

You can like or dislike any fruit you want.

Unless you are allergic. 

You can choose to like mango, you can choose to hate it.

Up to a point. But what would be the point?  

You can choose to like poor people, you can choose to hate them. You construct everything in your mind. The mind decides everything. I might start off hating someone, but after a bit of interaction, I’ll see things through their eyes, and be like: Actually, I like him; he’s great’.

Rahul thinks that 'interaction' with poor people will cause him to like them. This will cause them to like him and think he is great. It turns out Rahul's Vipassana Jedi mind-trick is the the sort of thing you might tell an eight year old Richie Rich who, for some reason, has to attend a public school alongside smelly proles. If he can suppress his natural reflex of disgust, he is halfway to being able to manipulate them using his superior mental powers. 

But to answer your question: I like mangoes, I like bananas, I never used to like carrots, but now I do. I never used to like asparagus, but I do now.'

In the same interview, he revealed his strategy to defeat Modi. Briefly, the idea is that if people say 'X will win because X has Y quality', you can control your mind and refuse to react in the normal way- which would be to find some other Achilles heel to target- to this information. Instead, you can change the facts of the case by 'interaction'. Others will start seeing through your eyes. They will understand that Modi is not a Backward Caste person from a family which has not enriched itself in a corrupt matter. Actually Modi is a plutocrat. He is a British Lord in disguise who hates Hinduism.

Thus Rahul said in 2019 that Modi would be defeated because people would believe he was corrupt. ' don’t start with the idea that you can’t do it. You can. All it takes is persistence. It applies in everyday life too. Everyone told me Mr Narendra Modi can’t be defeated. I said, Yeah, you really think so?’ I asked them, Tell me what Mr Narendra Modi’s strength is.’ They said, His strength is his [incorruptible] image.’ I said, Okay, I’m going to rip that strength to pieces. I’m going to take it and shred it.’ And I’ve done it. Persistence, my friend! Keep going and keep going and keep going. And I will keep going until the truth on Rafale is out!'

Sadly, the Supreme Court gave a clean chit to the Government on Rafale. But, even prior to this, there seems to have been no impact on voters. On the other hand, Rahul's claim that Modi isn't OBC is bound to be believed. It is obvious that Modi is a Chinese lady who is also the King of Sweden. 

There is another reason why Rahul will go down in the history books as the man pre-destined by History to pull down the curtain on Bharat's long humiliation as a wounded civilization which needed to 'negotiate' and compromise with external or internal enemies. This is because Rahul is trying to use his 'Vipassana' based super-powers to change the past. He says Congress was never a cadre based party even though the RSS was an imitation of the Congress Seva Dal. The BJP evolved out of the RSS backed Jan Sangh thanks to a revolt by 'Old Congress' leaders, together with 'backward caste' Socialists against the Dynasticism and Authoritarianism of Indira's Congress. Since it wasn't caste based, the BJP could evolve into a National Party though that process is, even now, far from complete. Still, since India's Man of Destiny has created an 'INDIA' alliance which has already self-destructed, Modi has the chance, in his term of office, to ensure that the BJP does gain traction in every State of the Union. However, it will take many years before the BJP's cadres will achieve as broad a geographic reach as did Congress even before Independence. God alone knows why Rahul wants Congress to forget that it was once dominant because it was cadre based. The simplest answer is best. If Congress isn't destined to decline, Rahul's destiny would be to get shot or blown up like Daddy or Granny.

More mischievously,  Rahul is using his Vipassana based Jedi mind-tricks to broadcast the idea that the different states- Tamil Nadu, Maharashtra, Assam etc- got together and 'negotiated' the creation of the Indian Union. The thing was 'bottom up', rather than 'top down'. Thus India is like the USA which was constituted by 13 colonies and which thus retains 'Dual Sovereignty', though the Federal Government has the upper hand. Indeed, Rahul says India is like the E.U. which permits the exit of any of its sovereign members. According to him the Constitution in describing 'India that is Bharat shall be a 'Union of States', recognizes the sovereignty of each constitutive unit. 

This is not the view of the Bench. It was not the view of Rahul's ancestors. The Bench has clarified that no State- including J&K- has a shred of sovereignty. Any State or Union or other Territory can be abolished, divided, renamed or amalgamated even without any consultation with the people of that State. In other words, India that is Bharat can decide how many, if any States, there should be. When the Constitution was promulgated, there was a Madras State out of which 'Tamil Nadu' was carved out. Subsequently Andhra Pradesh was split up. Rahul could see for himself that the latter event was 'top down' and did not involve negotiation with the people concerned. Why then is Rahul making this absurd claim? The most plausible answer is that he can't get elected in the North. In the South, he thinks there could be a type of secessionist sentiment which he himself can fan up and profit by at the ballot box. After all, C.P. Ramaswami Aiyar had wanted Travancore to go it alone. Later, there was a brief period when the DMK advocated a separate Greater Dravidian Nation in the South. The problem here is that Rahul does not speak a South Indian language. He can't be the head of a South Indian secessionist movement. All he can be is a 'useful idiot' for the sort of people who supported the Tamil Tigers and enabled that organization to kill Rahul's daddy when he visited Tamil Nadu. Sadly, if there is a war with China- as there was in '62- separatist sentiment will become anathema in the South. Tamil Nadu will rally behind Modi. Suddenly Annamalai might look like a future CM. Hopefully, the Chinese won't be foolish enough to start any trouble on the border and Rahul can continue to fulfil his destiny as the man who, if he couldn't destroy India, could still make Congress anti-National and yet more un-Indian. 


 




 


Tuesday, 20 February 2024

What is RaGa's vichardhara?

Rahul Gandhi gave an in depth interview to Chatham House in March of 2023

Rahul Gandhi-...When I joined politics in 2004 [pause] the democratic contest in India used to be between political parties,

At that time no party was big enough to form a Government. There was a contest between two broad coalitions- one anchored by Congress and the other anchored by the BJP. It would be true to say that some people on one side considered the RSS to be 'Fascist' while the BJP was founded by that organization. However, in Gujarat, the Congress supported an ex-RSS man, Shankarshinh Vaghela, over his former colleague, Narendra Modi. Moreover, Rahul's Aunt (and later his cousin) were with the BJP because his Mummy didn't want them in Congress. In other words, politics was more about personal ambitions or rivalries rather than ideology. 

and I had never imagined at that time that the nature of the contest would change completely. It was – I mean, if you had even told me at that time, I would’ve said that it was a ridiculous thing to say, but the nature of the democratic contest in India

a democratic contest which led to a nice lady from Italy taking over the Congress party and then appointing the Prime Minister 

has completely changed, and the reason it’s changed is because one organisation, called the RSS, fundamentalist, fascist organisation, has, basically, captured pretty much all of Indian – India’s institutions.

The BJP has a majority in the Lok Sabha by itself since 2014.  This majority has increased. By contrast, Congress hasn't had a majority since Rajiv Gandhi won by a landslide 'sympathy vote' in 1984.  

Ben Bland And maybe for those who don’t know, can you explain what the RSS is? 
Rahul Gandhi RSS is a – you can call it a secret society.

It isn't. However, during Indira's Emergency, some RSS workers went underground because many others were jailed.  

It’s built along the lines of the Muslim Brotherhood

The RSS was set up by Dr. Hegdewar on the pattern of his college friend, Dr. Hardikar's Congress Seva Dal of which he and Nehru were members. Unlike the RSS, the Seva Dal acquired an unsavoury reputation. The latter was responsible for much of the anti-Sikh violence in 1984.  

The Muslim Brotherhood was started after both the Seva Dal and the RSS had been formed. By then Egypt had gained formal independence. The Ikhwan engaged in terrorism and assassination with the result that it has been actively persecuted whereas the RSS, save when briefly banned, has been part of the political mainstream ever since the formation of its political wing- the Jan Sangh- back in the early Fifties. 

and the idea is to use the democratic contest to come to power and then subvert the democratic contest afterwards,

It is the Dynasty which subverted Congress long ago which is why this moon-calf remains its Prime Ministerial candidate. Since he doesn't want that job, Congress will continue to decline- at least at the National level.  

and it’s shocked me at how successful they’ve been at capturing the different institutions of our country. The press, the judiciary, Parliament, Election Commission, all the institutions are under pressure, under threat, and controlled in one way or the other.

The Dynasty achieved that but, it turned out, assassination tempers autocracy. Currently, the BJPs ace in the hole is the moon-calf. Modi is very good at his job but he wouldn't win with such big majorities if Rahul wasn't the alternative.  

So, the conversation, the voice that was free flowing, the debates, those have all stopped. You know, some of the biggest decisions taken, demonetisation, which is demonetisation of the Indian currency, we were not allowed to debate in Parliament, right?

Demonetization can't be debated. It must take the country by surprise. Otherwise it is a self-defeating measure.  

The Farmers’ bills were – large numbers of farmers were out on the street, we were not allowed a conversation in Parliament.

The Government pushed the bills through without a debate because it had a majority in both Houses. To be fair, Manmohan pushed through a lot of bills without a debate. This has been a continuous trend. The first Lok Sabha spent the maximum time of 48.8% on debating legislations. By the eighth Lok Sabha, the time devoted by both Houses to legislative business had shrunk to 24.9% and the figure dropped even further to just around 20% by 2009.

The GST, we were not allowed. When Chinese troops entered our territory, we were not allowed to have a conversation in Parliament. So, that stifling made us ask ourselves a fundamental question, how do we communicate with the people of India when the media is biased, when the institutions are captured?

The Farmer's agitation got Modi to do a U-turn. Sadly, it was Kejriwal's party which reaped the benefit in Punjab.  

And the answer we came up with in the Congress Party was this walk across the country,

The BJP's Rath Yatra was a success because it focussed on a single issue- the Ram Temple. Rahul's Yatra doesn't focus on any single issue. Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi could make political comebacks by highlighting the incompetence of the ruling coalition. But, this was because they had themselves shown they were willing and able to take the top job. Rahul, as he himself says, could have become PM at age 25, 35, 40 or 44. He refused each time. Now he is 54 and has never held a Ministerial portfolio. His 'organizational work' has been counter-productive. His continued visibility hurts Congress and pisses off its potential allies. 

which has a tradition. The word is Yātrā, it’s journey, but it’s not simply a journey, it’s a Indian idea of walking, of persevering, of listening and of questioning oneself, and so, we decided to do this. It was 4,000 kilometres, and it was quite an experience. It was a fun experience, painful at times, but we all learnt a lot, and it placed on the table a different narrative of India, right, not an angry, aggressive, violent narrative, which is currently deployed by the BJP, but a peace-loving, Gan – almost Gandhian, non-violent, open, accepting narrative.

But Mahatma Gandhi refused to hold office. This was fine because he promoted Nehru- a charismatic Hindi speaker from a prestigious pan-Indian caste. But who is Rahul promoting as PM candidate? This is the crux of the problem. One could say that JP, too, was a political failure because he didn't provide a good alternative to Indira. True, Indira fell but JP & Kripalani erred grievously in anointing Morarji- whom everybody hated. But, at least Morarji had been a Cabinet Minister. Currently, the Opposition has no Prime Ministerial candidate. Two possibilities, Gehlot and Nitish are now off the table- indeed, it is doubtful they have much of a political future. This is the problem the Opposition faces. No successful politician will risk losing his own State in order to take a punt at becoming PM. Look what happened to Deve Gowda. 

And I think that was the biggest success of the Yātrā, that it clearly placed on the table a different vision of the country.

One in which either India has Modi or it has nobody.  

... I realised that, as a Politician, before my walk I was not actually listening properly, right?

The people wanted him to take charge of the Commonwealth Games as his father had taken charge of the Asian Games. After that he should have entered the Cabinet and then shouldered Manmohan aside leading his Party to victory in 2014. Congress could have had a majority on its own. True, like Rajiv, Rahu's administration might have fallen apart because of corruption and in-fighting but, because of his youth, Rahul would have been forgiven and could have made a comeback at some later point. But Rahul was gun-shy. He would only lead the Congress Party if, by doing so, he could make it unelectable.

As Politicians, we always – we start by telling you what we think, and we have a narrative in our mind and, you know, whenever somebody says something, that narrative is shaping our conversation. Maybe we want to impress a little bit and say, “We understand, you know, what you’re trying to get at.”

Politicians need to be saying 'this problem you are facing is one for which we have made a plan. Put us in office so we can implement it'.  

So, that instinct went silent. It went silent because, frankly, I had no choice.

Others had done Yatras. But those Yatras had succeeded because the neta in question stayed 'on message'. Rahul had no message. He was merely going walkabout.  

One, I had a knee problem, so my mind was, like, trying to calm my knee down, and second, the number of people was so big that there was no point. So, I – after some time I just went silent and I started listen properly, and it was a very powerful experience for me, taught me patience, and there was huge pressure. I mean, to give you an idea, six people died in the walk, many people broke their legs, arms, ‘cause there’s huge pressure of people, there were thousands, at times 50/100,000 people walking, so the physical experience. The other thing I learnt is that no amount of exercise makes you lose weight. It’s, like, completely a myth. I mean, at the end of this thing, 4,000 kilometres, I go on the scale, and I’ve put on a kilo. I mean, some – okay. So, it’s totally diet, it’s nothing to do with exercise, that’s the other thing I learnt, yeah.

So, Rahul may have started off with a narrative but then he got tired and stopped pushing that narrative. In the South, where people did not understand either his English or Hindi, he was well received. But it is in the North that Congress needs to win seats to remain in the game. Otherwise it will lose ground to regional politicians who form their own dynastic parties- e.g. Mamta or YSR.  

Ben Bland And how has the walk been received politically? I mean, obviously, you did it for the reasons you said, but you’re also a Politician, you’re seeking to win public support. There are national elections coming up in India. What’s your sense in terms of how it’s been received in terms of your own political position and Congress’s position in India?

The original plan was for the Dynasty to step aside and let Congress hold elections. True, 'the fix was in'- Gehlot was supposed to win and go on to be Modi's challenger. Rahul's walkabout was supposed to be a sort of grand farewell tour. Rahul could have morphed from a conventional politician into some sort of celebrity social campaigner- like Greta Thurnberg. 

Rahul Gandhi- It’s transformational. It’s transformational, certainly, for the party, because it gave tremendous energy to our party workers, but it’s also – it was also transformational for a lot of the people who were coming. And the powerful thing about it was the physical contact and the scale of the physical contact, and it was something – you know, I’ve been to thousands of meetings, public meetings, conversations like this, it’s a completely different thing. Because when you’re walking and you’re walking with, say, a Farmer, or you’re walking with a young woman, there’s a struggle going on, particularly if you’re walking 25/30 kilometres a day. There’s a struggle going on, and you, sort of, are jointly going through that thing, right? So, it’s a completely different conversation that happens. The other thing I did, which I think helped a lot, was right in the beginning, I got the guys I work with, and I said, “Look, what is my responsibility here? Well, you know, what is mine and your responsibility here? We are walking 4,000 kilometres, and that’s all fine, but what is it that we will not accept in this walk?” And I told them that, “Look, what I want” – and there was a rope there, so – I don’t know if you saw it, did you see the video? You didn’t see the video? 
Ben Bland Yeah, I’ve seen.
Rahul Gandhi Yeah, there’s this rope there, and there’s quite a lot of security around the rope, so I told the guys, said, “Look, whoever comes into this area to talk to us” – and there were 125 of us walking, so it wasn’t just me, I was in front but there was 125, and these conversations were going on with everybody, and I said, “Look, whoever comes in, he – doesn’t matter who he is, who she is, that person’s got to feel at home, right? And the feeling I want us to generate is that when they leave this place, they feel that they’ve left home.” So, in my mind it was not a political exercise. In my mind it was a personal exercise where I was wellpa – welcoming people, like, into this room and giving them a space to feel comfortable and talk, and also making it a personal talk, not a political talk. And we were successful at doing that, because there was a lot of pressure, security people pushing and pulling, and so, we created this, sort of, cocoon there where anybody came in and felt comfortable. And then some magic started to happen, because the moment they started to see this, that there is this connection in the 21st Century, where, you know, we’re not going through the WhatsApp or we’re not going through Facebook and all that, and there’s this gentleman who’s come here, and these people who’ve come here, and they’re talking to us, then it – the nature of the conversation changed completely. And more shocking conversations started to happen. Like, the most personal things, suddenly people were discussing with a stranger, really, you know. So, it became almost like a – either a friend or a brother, you know, that was the type of conversation, so a lot of stuff came out.

So, the walkabout was a type of group therapy. I suppose, it could have been a transformational experience. Rahul finds a new empathy, a new style of communication, a new method of organizing and motivating local activists. Sadly, nothing of the sort happened. When Rahul entered politics- and his entry helped the Congress coalition to win in 2004- he said he would concentrate on organizational work rather than enter the Cabinet. But he was shit at organization. What was he not shit at? Walking. Sadly, walking and also talking was more than he could handle. Anyway, for his second Yatra he decided to omit the walking and just stay on the bus while stopping occasionally to talk bollocks.  

Ben Bland And you’ve talked a lot previously about the attacks on democracy in India, at a time when I guess there’s a sense that, globally, democracy is under pressure. I mean, do you see any linkages there? Do you think there is some, sort of, global shift against democracy that’s affecting, or partly driving, what’s been happening in India, or do you see the challenges in India as being pretty endogenous 

Democracy does mean that power gets redistributed from time to time. Entrenched elites can lose popular support. They may feel this is 'populism' or 'majoritarianism' or 'Fascism' and complain about 'authoritarianism' once they are out of office, but they too were once accused of the same thing.  

Rahul Gandhi They’re linked for sure, but each country has its own history, its own philosophy, its own way of thinking about these things. So, definitely, there are two, sort of, visions of the planet emerging, I mean that, to me, is clear. There’s a sort of, pre-democratic open space idea, and then there’s a sort of, more controlled, coercive idea, and that is visible.

Rahul is a dynastic politician. The 'coercive idea' triumphed under his great-grandfather who centralized power in the PMO.  

India has – there are some nuances to it in India, right? First of all, it’s not a battle between political parties anymore.

It is. The RSS set up the Jan Sangh as an alternative to the Hindu Mahasabha which had split off from Congress. The Communists too had cadre based parties. The Socialists tended to be caste based and dynastic. There also were regionalist parties based on linguistic/religious sub-nationalism- e.g. DMK, Shiv Sena, Akali Dal etc. Mamta's TMC split off from the INC when the latter allied with the Communists. 

It’s a battle between two old ideas of India

one is Dynastic. After the House of Windsor came the Nehru/Gandhis. Sadly, they kept getting shot or blown up and thus preferred to rule by proxy. But, by tearing up an ordinance of Manmohan, Rahul made the proxy model unviable. 

and philosophical ideas of India which are diametrically opposed, different, and the BJP represents one

the BJP is a proper political party. Merit can rise to the top.  

and we represent the other. In India, also, there’s the matter of caste, right, which is – which doesn’t exist, for example, in England or the United States, it’s a very particular aspect of society. So, it’s – it plays out differently, but it’s, sort of, informed by what’s going on in the rest of the world.

India has more affirmative action- but this is a zero-sum game. Manmohan and Modi want a positive sum game where people can rise by private enterprise not getting a Government job.  

Ben Bland And I mean, obviously, you know, you’re a Politician, you’ve pinned a lot of the blame for what’s happening on BJP and Narendra Modi’s government, but would you – are there bottom-up drivers, do you think, in India as well?

Obviously! Urbanization and higher participation for women has created a space for new parties like Kejriwal's 'Common Man party'. The BJP's social origins was in the urban areas and the mercantile communities whereas the Congress machine had a lock on the rural masses till the 'dominant' agricultural castes began to rise up from the mid-Sixties onward. 

Rahul Gandhi I don’t – it’s not that I pin the blame on them, it’s that I feel they operationalise it, right?

The BJP and other parties- like Kejriwal's AAM which has taken Delhi and Punjab from Congress- have more appeal to the rising middle class which is more urbanized and aspirational. Congress in 2004 and 2009 had a similar appeal because people did not know that Rahul was utterly useless. 

So, they are the mechanism through which it’s happening, but I said in my Cambridge talk that I think the problem – well, when we walked with – we heard, basically, three things, well four things: unemployment, price rise, inequality, and violence against women. Those are the broad themes that came up, but the real problem is the unemployment problem, right?

Nehru's solution was to expand the bureaucracy. But that was inflationary. There is no alternative to letting the private sector expand. 

I suppose Rahul is right to worry about unemployment. He will probably lose his seat in Parliament. Congress may begin to revive.  

And that’s generating a lot of anger and a lot of fear, and I think the unemployment problem is happening because earlier, if you look at the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, there was a concept of production in the democratic environment, right?

Not in India. There was the concept of getting a Government job on the basis of a caste quota and then doing nothing till you retired.  

Countries like Britain, countries like India, America, they produced things,

not India. Nehruvian policies strangled manufacturing. There was shitty subsistence agriculture and shitty low productivity jobs in the informal sector. Being unemployed was a luxury for those who had been to College.  

and there was manufacturing, there was production going on, and then, for whatever reason, that was parcelled out to China, right?

It could have been parcelled out to India. Manmohan wanted to make the necessary reforms but Sonia's chums opposed him.  

And today we live in a world where there is a production model in the coercive environment, but there is no production model in the democratic environment.

Rahul seems to think that the US and UK have high unemployment but both have lower unemployment than China. India has the same rate as France. No doubt, both would have lower rates if they were more laissez faire. 

So, the result is that it becomes very difficult for democratic countries to give their youngsters employment.

It may be difficult for Socialist countries to generate enough good quality jobs. Democratic countries can reform land and labour laws to promote employment growth. It is what Manmohan Singh wanted to do. Sadly, Rahul & Co cut him off at the legs. 

I don’t believe that a country like India can employ all its people with services.

India remains mainly agricultural. 43 percent of the workforce are farmers,  

I just don’t believe it. It doesn’t work, right? It doesn’t have the connectivity, it doesn’t have the structure that can deliver you those jobs. So, for me the question is can a democratic production model be rebuilt, and what does it look like, right? And I think that’s at the centre of what is creating the problem, and the problem is manifesting in different places differently.

Manmohan hoped there could be consensus on labour market reform. In practice, some States could let manufacturing hubs come up without too much disruption by trade union activists.  

In India, it’s manifesting along caste lines, along religious lines.

I don't understand this. The 'democratic' way of creating jobs is to let the private sector expand If you reduce property rights in jobs, you have a bigger official sector. If you featherbed workers, you have 'jobless growth' as capital is substituted for labour in high value adding fields.  

Rahul understands that India is urbanizing. What he doesn't get is that he and his sister could have represented that aspirational, urbanized, India. 

The biggest change is that India’s moving from a rural country, rural, yeah, country to an urban country, right, and that changes the nature of the political discourse. That changes the nature of the structure, and we were focusing a lot on the rural space, and we missed the ball in the beginning on the urban space, and that’s a fact, right? So, those things are there, but to say that now the BJP’s in power and, you know, the Congress is gone, I mean, that’s actually ridiculous, ridiculous idea. And as far as the coercion, the violence that is concerned, it’s not the Congress that’s saying it. Congress is saying it, but you’ve just got to travel in India and see it. I mean, you can see what’s being done to the Dalit community, or you can see it – what’s being done to the tribal community, you can see what’s being done to the minorities.

Sadly, the majority approves of the 'peaceful' minority getting thrashed if it starts any trouble. Anti-Dalit violence is a serious issue- in Congress or DMK ruled States. The BJP wants to recruit Dalits and STs. 

It’s not that the Congress is saying it and objectively it’s not being seen. There are articles all across – in the foreign press all the time that there is a serious problem with Indian democracy, right? It’s also the way the BJP responds, right? The – it’s not interested in a conversation. They have decided that they know what’s going on, nobody else in the country understands what’s going on, and that’s it, and this is visible, I mean, you can ask any opposition party. You can see for example how the agencies are used. You can ask any opposition leader about how the agencies are used. My phone had Pegasus on it, that simply was not happening when we were in power. So, there are things that are very obvious and are apparent to everybody.

This is hilarious. Manmohan defended his government's policy of tapping the phones of everybody- including Ratan Tata, lobbyist Nira Radia, the BJP's Arun Jaitley, & even a Cabinet colleague of the PM from the DMK, which was an ally. Rahul himself is an accused in various scams and his phone may well be being tapped under the rules that were in place under Manmohan. 

Ben Bland- And when we go beyond, kind of, the next election or the election after that and think a bit bigger about India’s future, I think you described India really nicely, as, sort of, “Ongoing negotiation between different states and peoples.” And obviously the intercommunal tensions are not a new phenomenon in India, but how does India move beyond that to a kind of, a better, more peaceful, smoother, kind of, negotiation in the next decades?

There is no need for 'negotiation'. There is need for cooperation so everybody can get on with their lives and rise up economically.  

Rahul Gandhi Yeah, so, I mean, one way of looking at India is that it’s a country, and another way of looking at it is that it is a negotiation between 1.4 billion people, right?

India is actually a country. It isn't a negotiation at all.  

And that negotiation, if you imagine India in terms of numbers, it’s probably three times Europe, three times the United States. It’s probably got as many languages as Europe does. It’s certainly got as many histories as Europe does, and that negotiation is a complex negotiation, and that negotiation happens

The negotiations stopped in 1947.  

– it doesn’t happen out on the streets. It happens through institutions, it happens through the Parliament, it happens through assemblies, it happens through the courts, it happens through the Election Commission, right?

No. There can be negotiations when a coalition government is formed. But the BJP has had two simple majorities and is likely to get a third.

Courts and Constitutional bodies like the Election Commission don't negotiate. They make judgments on the basis of the law of the land.  

And my worry is that the architecture of that negotiation is being attacked and broken,

Negotiation only happens when there is a coalition government. Rahul doesn't get this. I suppose there is some negotiation between Opposition ruled states and the Centre. But, there also are rules about revenue sharing etc.  

right, and you can see, sort of, the symptoms, right? The Prime Minister one day turns round and demonetises the entire currency, right?

A large portion of it- sure. But the same thing happened in 1978. Both were done by Ordinance.  

The Reserve Bank doesn’t know about it, and it’s – everything has been bypassed, on something as fundamental as the currency of the country. That’s an example,

Rahul was 8 years old the previous time it happened. What he still does not understand is that the BJP benefitted at the polls from demonetization. Also, it killed off the anti-corruption movement- which had helped Kejriwal to rise up.  

and it’s the same way the GST was worked out, right?

Unlike demonetization, which was done by Ordinance, GST was implemented through an amendment to the Constitution passed by both Houses, ratified by the States, and signed into law by a President appointed by the Congress Party. 

So, you can see that the reliance on those institutions is reducing, and that, to me, is very, very dangerous, right?

This cretin can't tell the difference between an Ordinance and a fucking amendment to the Constitution! 

So, certainly there’s repair work that needs to be done, right, on the idea of freedom, on the idea of independent institutions.

Independent institutions don't have to negotiate with cretins.  

There’s a whole bunch of repair work that needs to be done, and then, I think fundamental to a successful India is the decentralisation of power.

Why not decentralize power in the Congress party?  

So, what – exactly what you see – the trend you see is massive concentration of wealth and power, right? And that’s – if you really look at the BJP and see what’s the one big thing that they’ve done, it’s huge concentration of power in the Prime Minister’s office

this happened under Nehru. Manmohan, it is true, was not allowed by Sonia and her chums to use that power to unshackle the economy. Once this became apparent, the country turned to Modi. 

and then, huge concentration of wealth in the hands of two or three people, right? And that to me – a country the size of India simply cannot be run like that, right? So, that to me, the decentralisation, supporting small and medium businesses, starting or re-imagination – reimagining production, manufacturing, in a modern way, in a decentralised way, in a technological way,

that's laissez faire, dude. Infosys and Wipro were once small just as Microsoft and Apple were once small. Rajiv Gandhi, to his credit, did help India's software industry get off the ground- by dying. Rahul is enabling India to get infrastructure- by making Congress unelectable.  

and I think there linkages between the West and India are critical. 

The Presidency cities- Bombay, Calcutta, even Madras, were once even more part of the West than Singapore or Hong Kong. Congress under Nehru ensured this would cease to be the case. Rajiv may have wanted to reverse this but it was Rao, heading a minority Government who used the excuse of national bankruptcy to embrace reform.  

Ben Bland-I want to pivot a bit here to foreign policy and start with India and China, and I know you’re a keen follower of China, and obviously, in the last few years we’ve seen these flare-ups at the border, seemingly driven by China.

China was worried about encirclement. But, Biden & his Blinken idiot have reassured them  

There was a trajectory previously where Xi Jinping and Modi seemed to be getting on well. They had their, sort of, tea meeting in Wuhan. Why do you think in the last few years Beijing has decided to antagonise India, because it seems to have really pushed India towards the West?

America could have got India in its camp if it had both bought and sold military equipment to India. But America is an unreliable partner. China and India tested each other at the border. India has the demographic advantage and can afford to play a waiting game. 

Rahul Gandhi- Antagonise is, sort of, a benign word. I mean, they’re sitting on 2,000 square kilometres of our territory, right? I mean, I don’t know, that – antagonise doesn’t quite capture it, right? No? I mean, yeah, it doesn’t quite capture it, and the interesting thing is that when they did it, our Prime Minister said, in a meeting with the opposition where I was there, that “Not a single inch of Indian territory has been taken,” right? Now, what message does that send to the Chinese, right? The Chinese know they’re sitting on 2,000 square kilometres of our territory, our military knows it, and our Prime Minister says, “Well, we’re not there.”

Modi sent the right signals. Ultimately, China doesn't really have any real beef with India. Let them invest in the border region. As their population ages, immigrants from their Southern border will change the picture of Han domination.  

So, it encourages them, right? So, that’s one aspect of the problem. As a country, our ethos and our DNA is democratic, right?

Democracies don't have dynastic political parties.  

I mean, you – there’s the book, “The Argumentative Indian,” by Mr Amartya Sen.

It is foolish. The Bengalis may be verbose. But they have fucked up their own State and nobody listens to them any longer.  

We Indians like to talk and, you know, you spend a lot of time talking and discussing things, and that’s the way we build consensus, because it’s very complex.

There has never been any consensus. There is nothing complex about a situation where an Italian lady is running the country with a puppet of a Prime Minister.  

And so, we in the Congress are pretty clear that whatever is going to be built, whatever is going to happen, has to be in a democratic, in a open structure, and that, of course, that’s not China, right?

Chairman Xi isn't the great-grandson of Chairman Mao.  

So, we are much more comfortable with the democratic idea, that open idea. Of course, at the same time they’re our neighbour and we’re in competition with them, and frankly, if we’re going to talk about production, right, we are the biggest game in town,

Sadly, this is far from the truth.  

and so they see us as a problem, right? So, my approach is, they’re offering a vision of productivity, of prosperity. Well, we should have a vision of prosperity too, and that includes the West and India, but that’s missing, right?

Rahul doesn't understand that Westerners are much much richer than the Chinese.

So, to me, that’s where the work needs to be done.

Modi has done that work. Rahul has only recently found out that people in India are worried about unemployment and inflation and violence against women. The one thing they are not worried about is the RSS. 

Ben Bland It seems to me that, as someone who’s, you know, lived a long time in Asia and watched the politics, that it’s going to be very hard to have a successful, productive Asian century if India and China are at loggerheads.

This isn't really a big worry. In a land war, India will do well. But why would two bald men fight over a comb? India's strategic importance to the West lies in its being able to tie down Chinese troops. India's 'Agnivir' scheme means that it will soon have an absolute manpower advantage even before it uses 'force multiplier' techniques to arm local people and foster insurgencies.  

So, how – can you foresee a rapprochement between India and China, and how might that happen, how could that happen?

Don't ask Rahul. The boy is a moron.  

Rahul Gandhi- I mean, I don’t know about a rapprochement, but I do think that we have to have a vision for production, right? And I don’t think it’s going to look like the Chinese one. It can’t, structurally we can’t do that, right? So, it’s got to be a decentralised one, and I think you are going to have a level of competition between the two countries. There is going to be – on the margins, there’s going to be a little bit of tension, a little bit of hostility, but I think it’s very important that the lines are clear. I mean, they’re sitting on 2,000 square kilometres of our territory, right, that’s the fact.

Rahul is trying to make out that Modi is as shit as his great-grandfather. But nobody is buying that.  

Ben Bland So, what would a Congress government do about that?

 Rahul doesn't know what Manmohan did. He has no clue what an Indian PM needs to do. 

Rahul Gandhi Well, I mean we’d have to – we’ll have to see when we’re there in power, but I think making things clear and certainly not denying that they’re sitting in your territory, to start with.

So, Congress would say 'Chinese are fucking us in the ass! Eeek! It hurts!' but do nothing.  

Ben Bland- And so, you spoke earlier about, sort of, different visions of the world, and I guess a US-led vision, you were implying, and maybe a China-led one, but what’s – what would an India-led world look like? Is it very similar to the, sort of, Western democratic ideals?

India has no interest in going around doing 'regime change'.  

 Rahul Gandhi- I don’t know if it’s – I don’t know if – I don’t quite like the word ‘led’, right? I think it’s a joint effort, right? And I think there are components that the United States has, there are components that Britain has, there are components that India has, and they’re valuable, right? So, I think – I don’t like the idea that, oh, that’s being led by that person, this is being led by that person. I like the idea of a bridge. So, how can we imagine a bridge of prosperity between these systems and these ideas, where we have a role to play, we bring a lot to the table, you bring a lot to the table, right? And let’s have a conversation about what those things are and how we could put it in practice, right? Yeah, I think the world is – in the 21st Century is connected enough, where, you know, the word led is problematic, yeah.

Fuck bridges. Just don't do regime change or other stupid shit.  

Ben Bland So, is it then – are you’re envisioning some sort more – sort of, more multipolar order where...?

A multi-polar world will have proxy wars.  

Rahul Gandhi Of course, United States is more powerful, right? So, one cannot deny that the United States is powerful. Everybody is required. You can’t, in the 21st Century, say, you know, “We’re going to exclude you,” that’s not a possibility. So, now, what would an Indi – what would the Indian elements of that bridge look like? Successful, in my view. It would invoke the ideas of Mahatma Gandhi, it would be non-violent, it would be sensitive, it would stand for some of those values, which India is very good at doing

India gave up that type of chatter after China took down Nehru's pajamas and made fun of his puny genitals.  

. It would respect other cultures, it would not be aggressive, it would try to listen to other perspectives. We’re good at doing that. I mean we have – in our philosophical structure, we have these ideas, you know. We have this idea called śūnyatā, right, zero, non-existence, so that can absorb everything.

India is big fat zero.  

So, those are the type of ideas that I would say that India brings to the table.

Why not just get up on that table and take a great big dump on it?  

Ben Bland- And I want to ask about Ukraine, because it’s obviously a massive issue, yeah, in Europe. I think by and large, Congress has supported, if I’m right in this, the Modi government’s position of neutrality at the UN when it comes to the War in Ukraine. I mean, how do you think that stands with India’s position as a democracy and wanting to provide democratic leadership and upholding, you know, the ideals of freedom and sovereignty?

India's position is that it is a democracy. It doesn't give a fuck if other countries- like the UK or the UAE or Japan- want to be Monarchies or anything else.  

Rahul Gandhi- I mean, I would agree with the foreign policy on that issue, and there’s also an element of national interest. There are, you know, there are interests, we have to look after our interests, so they’re there, but I am against any type of war, I’m against any type of violence, and the sooner it ends, the better it is. And as far as the 21st Century is concerned, a war like Ukraine, with the potential for unlimited escalation, is just downright dangerous, and we should be very careful that it’s playing out in Europe, and everybody should try and do their bit to stop it.

Biden should go on a very long walk.  

Ben Bland And could you see a time when India does start to move away from Russia? Obviously, that’s one of the reasons why, yeah, India is wary of criticising Russia, because it relies on Russia for, you know, a large part of its military equipment and technology, but obviously at the same time, the West has been courting India, in part because of, you know, the issues that you have with China and we see the existential threat from China. So, do you – could you foresee this shift happening over time?

No. America is unreliable. France is a possible partner but ultimately India has to go it alone.  

Rahul Gandhi Self-interest is important, and then, you know, you’re saying ‘courting’, I don’t know, how well are you courting? It depends. I mean, that’s up to you, you know, how well you court India.

Why bother? Just do a mutually beneficial trade. 

Ben Bland And could you ever envisage an India that does move away from multialignment or non-alignment to, kind of, harder lines?

No.  

Rahul Gandhi I don’t know, I don’t think about it like that. I think – what is it that we’re trying to achieve? Right, start from there, what is our problem? Our problem is we’ve got a huge population and we need to give them jobs, we need to give them livelihood, we need to give them an imagination, and that’s our primary job.

No. The government's job is to get out of the way of people who want to work and those who want to employ them.  

Now, we will do whatever it takes to make that happen, and the best route to make it happen is what we’ll be doing. We’re not going to do anything that will damage the aspirations of our own people. We’re not going to do something that is going to, you know, damage their employment prospects. So, every country looks at itself, looks at the problems it’s trying to solve and then, works from there, right?

Rahul has been an MP for twenty years. He has led his party. Yet his head is completely empty.  

Ben Bland I’m going to come to audience questions in a minute. I’ve just a couple more. I mean firstly on the economy, I mean, it seems to me that the model of industrialisation and manufacturing, export-led growth that, you know, was very successful for Japan, Korea, Singapore, in driving them to rich country status, doesn’t really work anymore, because of changes in, you know, the rise of automation, potentially ‘cause of the fracturing of global value chains and some, sort of, shaving away of the benefits of globalisation.

Nonsense! Urbanization- getting rural girls into giant factory dormitories so demographic transition is achieved- is the only way forward.  

So – but India, as well, which is such a big country with such a big domestic market and big challenges to employ its young people as well, what is the model, do you see, going forward for India to achieve the, sort of, rapid growth, but also more equitable growth that your country needs?

The country needs to raise female participation rate and greatly reduce the proportion of the population engaged in agriculture and low value adding work- e.g. brick making or rat-hole mining.  

Rahul Gandhi In my walk, I walked past a town called Ballari in Karnataka, and I literally walked past it, and some people over there said, “Look, this is a jeans-producing centre, okay, and please come and see what we’re doing.” So, I spent half a day walking around Ballari and looking at this jeans production that they were doing. It used to employ five lakh people, so five lakh is half a million, right? Today it employs 40,000 people.

Ballari made poor quality jeans in small workshops during the festival season- i.e. June to February. It may have employed 100,000 at maximum on a part time basis. But frequent load-shedding and low margins meant that it stagnated compared to Bangalore. Rahul promised that if Congress came to power it would invest 500 million pounds to create a Jeans Park. Needless to say, nothing came of that promise.  

It’s essentially a network of skill, right? Whenever you walk in there, there are people who have huge amount of skill sitting there, and they’re doing nothing, right?

No. Ballari didn't have much in the way of skill. The 'merchant-manufacturers' were too small to build brands. Gujarat took market share because the Government there helped the industry. The local manufacturers were supposed to get an industrial park but, at the last moment, the land was given to rice mills. I suppose the locals thought getting Rahul to visit would help them. He promised a lot but, once elected, the Congress party gave them nothing. 

So, the question is, how can we take their skill and make them produce something, right, and then make that accessible to people, right? And those centres exist all across India. There’s Ballari, Moradabad, everywhere, the – almost every district in India has a skill base that is profound, right?

No. The skill base will remain shitty if you aren't climbing the value chain. 

But then, what do we do, or what is happening today? A huge concentration of wealth, huge concentration – complete control of the banking system by three or four large industrialists, and the skills just lying there wasting away.

No one can accuse Rahul of having any skills which are 'just lying there wasting away.'  

Those four and a half lakh people today are unemployed, right? That Ballari itself, if it’s aligned properly, if the banking system is made accessible to them, if you inject technology into that skills base, that thing – you’ll be able to produce a million jobs there, right?

No. Gujarat, which is a big exporter, employs only about 26,000 in its textile parks. In the country as a whole there may be 400,000 in the jeans sector because of the extra labour- done in low wage hubs- involved. Rahul thinks a city with half a million population could suddenly have 'a million jobs'. This is a lad who attended Harvard and Cambridge!

So, I don’t agree that manufacturing per se is dead, right? I look at it by saying, “Okay, here is the skill, what do we need now to make sure that the skill translates into jobs?” Right? And then there’s the – there are different areas, I’m not saying that there is no space for large business. Absolutely there is space for large business, but the level of monopolisation that is taking place today is seriously problematic. It’s problematic if you want to transform India, if you want to give Indian people jobs.

The Indian people wanted to give Rahul the top job. Then they discovered he had shit for brains. His Dynasty's monopoly of power was broken. The sad truth is you can't give people jobs. You can give them money but you can't make them productive or useful if they are useless tossers.  

It’s problematic if you want to have a productive vision for the country, right? So, also, there’s a huge scope for agriculture, right, building a cold chain, modernising the agricultural struc – system, it’s – huge potential. It’s wasted right now.

Manmohan wanted to go in for this but by then he had run out off steam. Modi's Kisan Sampada Yojana, however, has made some strides. But, farmers would prefer to take loans and then have their loans forgiven. You have to greatly shrink the number of farmers to get higher output or value adding.  

So, those are the type of things that one would look at.

It's the type of thing Modi can implement because he has a majority.  

Ben Bland Right. The last question I have, before I go to questions from the floor and online, you talked a lot on this trip, and probably before as well, about listening, and I agree with you, listening is an underrated quality in politics and diplomacy, where most people prefer talking. So, given we’ve got you here and we’re all keen to listen, and you’ve been in the UK, I think, for a week or so now, what do you think we in the UK get most wrong about India? What don’t we see that we should know to better understand India?

Modi is a Hindu. India is 80 percent Hindu. Attacking Hinduism is not going to get you elected in India.  

Rahul Gandhi [Pause] Oh, I’m going to give away the secret. You know, it’s like the quote I saw in your room, right, the Gorbachev quote. The Gorbachev quote was to the ex – to the effect of, “We are at a very important time in history and there are two options. One option is this one, and the other option is this one.”

Gorbachev said the choice was between force and an acknowledgment of interdependence. Then the nutter surrendered Party control of the Economy and a 'Scissors crisis' caused the collapse of the Soviet Union.  

That’s just not how the Indian mind sees the world, right?

No. The Indians see that you either have the Dynasticism or else Meritocracy.  

The Indian mind just does not see the world in a binary way.

Which is why Rahul sometimes gets confused and puts on a saree.  

So, for the Indian person, number one, we are not at a critical point in history, right, and number two, there’s thousands of options standing right in front of us, right? That’s just how the Indian mind works, and it translates – if you look at – if you just go to Delhi and you look at the street, and you look at the lanes, you’ll see Indian drivers making their way through this thing, right, they’ll go this way, they’ll go that way. Now, that’s – that looks like chaos, right, but in the 21st Century, that chaos is very powerful, but that chaos has to be managed effectively.

No. Delhi needs to improve road quality. Cars would not need to swerve this way or that to avoid potholes. Chaos is what happens when you don't have management or management is utterly shit. The 21st century isn't about driving on the wrong side of the road.  

Ben Bland Thanks, that’s a very good answer. 

No it isn't. It is all very well to say that we should welcome 'disruptive' technologies and enterprises. But that just means competitive 'creative destruction'. It doesn't mean driving sometimes on the left and sometimes on the right of the road.  

Rahul Gandhi Okay, I’ll tell you something else. Ben Bland Yeah. Rahul Gandhi If you can – this is a concept that’s difficult... Ben Bland Hmmm. Rahul Gandhi ...and I’ll try it. Broadly, there are two philosophies in India. One believes in infinity, right, that says you will live forever, right, and the other that says you don’t exist, concept of śūnyatā or anattā in Buddhism, right, and India operates between these two, right?

No. India is not Buddhist. It is Hindu. Hindus say the soul is immortal. Buddhism babbles some crazy bullshit but its message is give money to Buddhist monks. That way you get to be re-born as a Buddhist monk. Buddhist monks are super-cool. Did you know that Steven Segal is a 'tulku' or reincarnated Buddhist Abbot?  

The idea of non-existence, or anattā, as in Buddhism, is the essence of listening.

But there is no self to do the listening. The sad truth is that people often want to talk before or after handing over cash to Buddhist monks. Remember you don't really have a self. Go to your happy place till they just hand over the cash and fuck the fuck off.  

So, if I’m sitting here talking to you and I don’t exist, right, that is absolutely the perfect way to listen to you. What do I mean by “I don’t exist”?

You don't have a fucking brain.  

It means my aspirations don’t exist, it means my fears don’t exist, it means, you know, I am sitting almost in silence, almost as if I’m dead, and I’m listening to you.

Don't kill me. I'm already dead.  

That’s something Indian people can do, a very powerful thing, right?

No. It is useless.  

And if you look at our, so to speak, the grandmasters, people like Gandhi, that’s actually what they’re doing, right?

No. Gandhi talked and wrote a lot. But, what was important was, he was a great fund raiser. Non-Violence means using money to get what you want- provided you don't want anything really desirable.  

And that’s a – it’s a philosophical thing, but it’s the power of Indian civilisation. It’s why – it’s where, you know, the West got zero from.

Will the West want this fucking zero? He could be the next Greta Thurnberg.  

Ben Bland- Yeah.
Rahul Gandhi- Right, and then, that – no, you’re laughing, but then when that zero arrives in the West, it completely transforms and does something that it can’t do in India, right?

Zero came to the West and got a job in the Kwiki-mart. It couldn't do that in India because Ambani and Adani are monopolizing everything.  

Because when it comes into contact with your philosophy, the sum of both those things is much bigger than either of them.

No. The zero didn't matter very much. The Sumerians and Mayans had it before the Indians.  

So, to me, that’s how I see it. I think – I mean, I used to sit on a table when I was small and my grandmother and my mother’s father

a Fascist who didn't want his daughter marrying a darkie. His wife and her brother supported Sonia's decision and came to India for the wedding ceremony. Sonia remained close to her mother as did Rahul. 

used to sit there at lunchtime and they used to speak to each other, and I would just look at them and there were two different worlds, right? My grandmother would be speaking something else, saying something, meaning something else, and my grandfather would be understanding something else.

To be fair, Sonia's dad worked hard and raised beautiful daughters of good character.  

But the conversation was going on, and that, to me, is the essence of the thing, which is that I look at you and I say, “He has ideas that are actually powerful and useful for me, and in turn, I have ideas that might be powerful and useful for him.” And I think that’s the – that’s what’s important in the 21st Century, hmmm hmm?

Rahul has no useful ideas. What's important in the 21st century is what was important in the 20th century- viz not electing brain dead nutters who do stupid shit.  

Yeah, I totally agree. Listening is great, and we’re here... 
Rahul Gandhi As a final thi – sorry. 
Ben Bland …to… 
Rahul Gandhi As a final thing, I am a practitioner and I’m, sort of, in the – I deal in power, right?

Rahul's stock in trade is losing power.  

And I can tell you that – and this is something, it’s a bit hard to grasp, listening is much more powerful than speaking.

Rahul should try listening to himself. Why not get a speech-writer? His Dad read out speeches. Nothing wrong in that.  

There’s no comparison between the two, but for some reason, people are convinced that speaking is more powerful, right?

Modi is a good speaker. I suppose he listened carefully to good speakers and practiced speaking in their manner before finding his own voice.  

Even if you’re speaking to me and I’m listening to you, I understand what you’re going to do, right? I can predict what you’re going to do if I listen carefully.

India has listened carefully to Rahul. Indians can predict he is going to do stupid shit.  

Ben Bland Yeah, so many questions. The gentleman at the front, if you can tell us who you are, and any affiliation, and yeah, the mic’s coming to you, and please, keep it to a question, not a statement. Thank you. Hanif Adeel Thank you very much. Hanif Adeel, former Advisor, British Parliament, British Government. The question – I’m going to come to the question. I just want to make one point. Ben Bland No, but – sorry, just a question. Hanif Adeel Okay. Ben Bland Just a – other people have questions. Hanif Adeel It’s contextual, okay. Rahul-ji, thank you very much for your very sobering analysis. Clearly, the comparison between the RSS and the Muslim Brotherhood is an interesting one. The fact is, the BJP have captured the narrative and the institutions in a way that most people would’ve thought that they could not have.

When Atal became PM he gave the lie to the notion that the RSS would impose a Fascist Dictatorship.  

So, clearly, listening, all the things you’re doing, are great, but in terms of a clinical approach, what would be your short to medium-term plan in terms of projecting what you stand for, what your party stands for, what you want to achieve with the grassroots? And – ‘cause you’re taking on somebody who is a populist, who clearly has support, who’s captured the whole state effectively. That’s my question, thank you.

What a shitty question!  

Rahul Gandhi I think the walk that we did in the last four and a half months is a powerful model, and I think it brings in a lot of the ingredients of a response to what you’re talking about, and I think it works for most of the opposition in India. It’s acceptable to most of the opposition in India.

We now know that Rahul's walkabouts aren't acceptable to the opposition. Mamta claims it is her reason for breaking with Congress. Now even Akhilesh has turned his back on it. So, this is a solo trip.  

So, reaching out to the people in interesting ways, and making sure that you’re having a direct connect with people, and building a new imagination, I think is central to fighting the BJP.

A party gains power by identifying a key issue and focussing on it. Thirty years ago, it seemed possible that that key issue was 'RSS is Nazi!' but once Atal became PM it was obvious that crying wolf was pointless. Anyway, Congress was happy enough taking RSS people like Vaghela and promoting them as CM candidates. Rahul's Aunty and cousin joined the BJP. It was as respectable as the Christian Democrat party.  

Also, don’t underestimate the resistance, you know? Authoritarian people try – like to demonstrate how powerful they are and how strong they are. The resistance in India is also very strong and very powerful, and can do wonders.

Modi was part of the resistance to Indira's Emergency. There is no anti-Modi resistance. There is merely a disunited and corrupt Opposition.  

Ben Bland And the lady in the cream jumper just behind the person.. 
. Rahul Gandhi- But you know, what – if we step back from the BJP-Congress conversation, what – India is – what’s actually happening is a huge transition in India, right, a huge migration of people. And India is now searching for a new model with which to engage with its people and the rest of the world, right? And what’s pretty clear is that the BJP model is not it, because it’s creating much too much turbulence, much too much resistance.

No. The BJP is getting bigger majorities. 

So, the real challenge that people like me and other leaders in the opposition have is, what does that thing look like?

It looks like the Dynasty dying nasty.  

Member Thank you. Mr Gandhi, thank you for your candour and your plain speaking. You’ve spoken about democracy in trouble, you spoke about it just now, you spoke about it yesterday and you expressed some surprise at the fact that Western European countries don’t seem to notice that large chunks of democracy were falling away. So, here’s my question, two-parter. One, what are you, the Congress Party, but you, also the opposition, planning to do about this, and part two, what would you like London, Paris, Berlin, all the other capitals, the governments and the people, to do about this?

Large chunks of democracy aren't falling away.  

Rahul Gandhi No, look, first of all, this is – it’s our problem, right? It’s an internal problem, it’s an Indian problem, and the rela – and the solution is going to come from inside. It’s not going to come from outside. However, the scale of Indian democracy means that democracy in India is a global public good, right? It impacts way further than our boundaries.

Nonsense! It doesn't even impact Bhutan or Bangladesh or Burma. How the fuck is it going to impact Belgium or Belarus? 

If India – If Indian democracy collapses,

as it did between '75 and '77, without any fucking global consequences whatsoever

in my view, democracy on the planet suffers a very serious, possibly fatal, blow. So, it’s important for you, too, it’s not just important for us. We’ll deal with our problem, but you must be aware that this problem is going to play out at a global scale. It’s not just going to play out in India, right? And what you do about it is, of course up, to you, but you must be aware that in what is happening in India, the idea of a democratic model is being attacked and threatened.

Rahul is attacking India while on foreign soil. This is what Indians understood.  

Ben Bland- I’m going to ask an online question, quite a pointed one, from Syed Badrul Ahsan,

so far, two questions have been asked by Muslims. I wonder why?  

who says, “Would Mr Gandhi agree that dynastic politics has, by and large, impeded the growth of democracy in South Asia, in India, Pakistan and Bangladesh?” 
Rahul Gandhi I mean, I think – impeded the growth of politics? 
Ben Bland Of democracy. Democracy in South Asia. 
Rahul Gandhi No, I think the structures that are playing out and are impeding democracy are much more structural and way beyond dynastic politics, I mean.

And yet, in Pakistan, Imran- who is not dynastic- has been jailed while the Bhutto and Sharif dynasties have been permitted to share power. Bangladesh's leader is the daughter of its founding Premier.  In Sri Lanka, the nepotism and incompetence of the ruling family tanked the economy. In India, on the other hand, a 'backward caste' roadside tea-seller has risen to the top first in Gujarat and then the country as a whole.  

Ben Bland Okay, gentleman at the front, here. Bharat Ramanan [Pause] Thank you. Hi Rahul. I had a question around China. Ben Bland Introduce – tell us who you are, sorry. Bharat Ramanan Sorry, my name is Bharat. I’m from Rio Tinto, and the que... 
Rahul Gandhi Bharat? 
Bharat Ramanan Bharat, yes. The question I had was around China, and I think you’re on record saying that, you know, “This government doesn’t quite understand the nature of the risk that China poses,” and I’m just curious to understand what in your estimation is exactly the nature of that risk, and fundamentally, what are these guys not getting? Thank you.

You may as well ask such a question of a pussy cat. A guy from Rio Tinto- which sells a lot diamonds to Gujarat- wants to know if Rahul had some reason for this claim that Jaishankar- who is hella smart- doesn't understand China's true design. But Rahul merely meant that he thought Jaishankar may not have known that China is a big country- right?- and if you have a big country- right?- and there is another country- right?- then that big country may kill some of the other country's soldiers and try to take its land. That's what happened when my Grandpappy was Prime Minister. I read about it in Skool. This Jaishankar dude may not have gone to skool. That's why I say it is important to listen. I used to listen to my grandpappy talking in I-talian to my granny. That's how I became so very smart. Did you know I scored zero in IQ test? This is because of Buddhism.  

 

Rahul Gandhi If you look at what has happened in Ukraine, right, the basic principle of Ukraine, the basic principle that is being applied in Ukraine, is that the Russians have told the Ukrainians that, “We do not accept the relationship you have with Europe and America, and if you do not change this relationship, we will change your territory. We will challenge your territorial integrity,” right? In my view, that is what is happening on the borders of my country. What China is threatening – China does not want us to have a relationship with the United States, and it is threatening us by saying, “If you continue to have this relationship with the United States, we will take action,” and that’s why they’ve got troops in Ladakh and that’s why they’ve got troops in Arunachal Pradesh. So, in my view, the basic idea behind the troops in Arunachal and Ladakh is similar to what is happening in Ukraine. I mentioned this to the Foreign Minister, he completely disagrees with me, and he thinks this is a ludicrous idea.

It is. The Chinese know that America came to Nehru's aid in 1962. India built up its defences subsequently whereas the fighting ability of the PLA declined.  The Chinese are trying to signal that their troops have high morale and are fighting fit. However, there has been no real test of their resolve. India can afford to play a waiting game. 

It's fine, we have a difference of opinion.

Jaishankar is a highly experienced former diplomat. His opinions are listened to. Rahul, very foolishly, is reminding us of Nehru's Himalayan blunder. 

Ben Bland Yeah, the lady in the third row in – brown jumper. 
Malini Mehra Hello, thank you very much. Yes, no, it’s me, thank you very much. My name is Malini Mehra and I run an international parliamentary organisation that works on climate change, but my question is raised to you as a citizen of India. There are many of us in the international diaspora, there is something more than 20 million Indians in the international diaspora. You spoke about the need for India to address these issues by itself, not within its own borders, because you have the international diaspora, and many people, like myself, no longer... 
Rahul Gandhi No, sorry, I didn’t – which issues, the environmental issues? 
Malini Mehra No, the issues facing India, the democratic despair that the country is in.

India is very sad that Malini fucked off to London. It is crying like anything. Did you know Malini has launched a 'teach a girl to swim' campaign? OMG! She is so talented. Whatever will India do without her?  

So, here is my question, and I ask it as someone who is one of possibly millions who no longer recognises the country that they were born and raised in. And we would like to know what your message is...
Rahul Gandhi I mean, what a – is that a bad thing or a good thing?

Environment is very nice. So is Democracy. They should get married but need not have sex. They could become Buddhist or turn into nice Zeroes.  

Malini Mehra What do you think?

Malini, dear, you are actually stupider than Rahul. That's what we think.  

Rahul Gandhi No, I’m asking you.

 

Malini Mehra Why am I here?  
Rahul Gandhi I don’t know, may... 
Malini Mehra I’m here because I’m feeling wretched about the state of my country.

Without me, my country has probably just curled up and died.  

Rahul Gandhi- Yeah. 
Malini Mehra- Absolutely wretched. My father was an RSS man, proudly so. He would not recognise the country, bless his soul. So, for those of us who are outside of India, how can we engage? How can we re-empower our democracy?

Teach a girl to swim and then tell her to swim to India if she loves it so much.  

20 years ago, I worked with Professor Amartya Sen, and Amartya didn’t let go of his passport.

He ran away from India with his best friend's wife.  

Ben Bland- Okay, can you get to the question, please?

 Darling, don't make this about you. 

Malini Mehra- I’m not getting rid of my passport,

which means she can inherit agricultural land in India.  

and I want to know what can we do to reanimate our democratic institutions?

Mehra could join the Indian Overseas Congress.  

Rahul Gandhi- Well, I like your energy. No, I – it’s very important, it’s very important, and it’s – it goes to the point of the resistance. You see, the resistance is sitting here. No, I meant that the battle for the democratic institutions of India is, frankly, India’s responsibility and no-one else’s, right? And it’s something that we’re doing, but you, of course, are Indian, so it’s your responsibility as well and you’re part of that discussion. I think when you express yourself, I think what you said about your father being in the RSS and about him not recognising our country, in this conversation itself, is a very powerful thing,

it would be if Malini was doing lots of voluntary work in rural India rather than living large in Lon-fucking-don.  

because for me to say it, people might feel, ah he’s fighting the RSS, he’s fighting the BJP, he might be biased, right? But for you to say it, it has a totally different impact.

No. We get a picture of a decent chap who did genuine voluntary work for his own country where he actually lived. Malini is a virtue signalling narcissist.  

So, you’re already – you’re – by expressing yourself and by making your position clear, you’re already helping in a big way, right? I think by telling people the values that you stand for, the values that are Indian and that you protect, by telling everybody in the rest of the world that India needs to go back to those values, you’re doing the service. So, thank you.

You are such a flake, you make me look good. Thank you for that.  

Ben Bland- I’m going to go to a question right at the back, the gentleman in the corner in the glasses, just behind the door. Thank you, and then I’m going to come to this side next, one at the back. 
Shuhib Hi, my name is Shuhib. I’m just a keen follower of the Indian politics.

But changed my passport first chance I got.  

First of all, Rahul, thank you very much for giving someone else the opportunity to become the President of your party.

Rahul gave his Mummy the chance to go back to being President of Congress in 2019. She is getting old and isn't in good health. But only Kharge, who is even older, would take that job.  

And the second question is, do you think in – yes, to implement your philosophy and your vision of the Indian politics, probably you need to win the elections, and for – to win the elections you need to defeat BJP, but do you think with Mr Kharge in – as the Party President you’re well equipped to defeat BJP in the next elections?

No. We wanted Gehlot, but he wouldn't budge from Rajasthan. Kharge's punishment for failing to recruit Gehlot was to take the job himself.  

Rahul Gandhi Look, Mr Kharge was elected as President in a election that took place in the Congress Party, and he is the President of the Congress Party. We’re all working together to fight the BJP, and I’m extremely confident in Mr Kharge’s capabilities and his expertise. I don’t know if you know his history. Do you know his history? I mean, he’s been

very corrupt. He is worth half a billion dollars.  

– he was a Congress worker – he’s been a Congress worker for many, many years and he’s come up the ranks and he’s an extremely capable, dynamic person. So, I’m very confident in his leadership. 
Ben Bland I’m going to come over here. Maybe the gentleman at the front, in the hoodie. 
Sriram Yeah, I’m Sriram, I’m from – I’m a Chatham House member. I just wanted to ask you, sir, like, is there any type of new policy, like how Jawaharlal Nehru-ji introduced a Non-Alignment Movement policy? Like, is there any changes that you want to introduce in the Indian foreign policy?

No.  

Rahul Gandhi As I said, the principle of foreign policy is, unfortunately, self-interest, right? And any Indian Government would pay attention to that. So, in answering the question, [pause] the first step is, what is important to us as a country, and what are we trying to do? And what we’re trying to do is, we were a rural country and we are making a transition into an urban country. And this transition is – has a huge amount of energy, right, potential for violence, but also, potential for prosperity, potential for transformation, and we’re trying to manage this energy as it’s moving, right? If you look at our policies, they’re all – or the UPA policies, they were all about trying to manage this transition from a rural to an urban, connected country, right? So, our foreign policy will follow that idea, right?

India wanted to industrialize under Nehru. It just went about it the wrong way.  

Our foreign policy will reflect that, right? What is – what are – what would we like to do? We would like to build a society that’s productive, a society that allows our people to have an imagination, to live happily, to be educated, to have a certain amount of healthcare. Those are things that we would – that’s what our imagination is, and our foreign policy will align with that. 

Other countries have foreign policies which aim to make their society less productive and much more unhappy- right?  

Ben Bland I’ve got a question online about climate change from Arita Sehgal, who says, “What is your vision on decarbonising India when China controls so much of the supply chain, I guess, for renewable energy?”

Indian scientists have developed a low cost perovskite solar cells with superior thermal and moisture tolerance. That's the sort of thing Varun Gandhi could talk about till the cows come home.

Rahul Gandhi See, I mean on the climate change issue, interesting thing I noticed in the walk was that pretty much everywhere we went, they were speaking about climate change, but they were speaking about it locally. So, they were saying, “Look, you know, it’s terribly polluted, the water’s very bad, you know, it’s got fluoride in it,”

Water with fluoride is good for you. What Indians object to is water with high sewage content.  

but they were not making the connection between their local problem and the global problem, right? So, I was thinking that it’s important in India that we start to push that idea that this local problem is connected to the global problem.

Why? People want better air and water and soil quality. That's all that matters 

So, that’s one thought, one aspect of the Yatra that came up. On, you know, what is the vision for carbon, these things are not things that one person visualises and suddenly says, you know, “This is my vision for carbon,” I mean that would be insanity, right? The way to do it is you have a conversation with people, you have a conversation with stakeholders, and you say, “Okay, so what is the best way forward?” and that’s an evolving conversation.

Very true. If you want to have a conversation about how to boost production of indigenous wind turbines or solar cells, you need to listen to guys you meet on a walkabout.  Don't bother conversing with scientists and Green entrepreneurs. 

A lot of people, sort of, they think that leadership is about, you know, sitting there and just coming up with these ideas and it doesn’t work like that. It’s about talking to people, understanding, you know, what the best, most optimal outcome is, and then, heading slowly in that direction, yeah.

Rahul started off talking to people like Obama. Now he is listening to dudes on walkabout.  

Ben Bland Gentleman here in the glasses, at the third row, in the middle block. 
Zed Arun Thank you. My name is Zed Arun and I’m just a member here, but what I wanted to ask you was I know there were a lot of conversations about the narrative being taken over by BJP and RSS views, and you spoke about the challenges India – China is bringing about. But I wanted to ask you, how does – would your views or Congress’ views differ from BJP’s on Pakistan, and if there’s any difference?

No.  

Rahul Gandhi- I mean, [pause] my personal view is that it’s important that we have good relations with everybody around us, right, but that also depends on the actions of the Pakistanis. Now, if the Pakistanis are promoting terrorism in India, that becomes very difficult to do, right, and that does happen.

Pakistanis curb their export of terror if they are attacked in retaliation. Also killing terrorists on their soil discourages the fuck out of them.  

Ben Bland And we’ve got time for one more question. I think the lady here in the fourth row, in the – this block, yeah. Last question, yeah.  
Varcia Vargus Hi, my name is Varcia Vargus. I recently graduated from SOAS University of London, and I come from Kerala. So, my question is, during the Bharat Jodo Yatra, you mentioned you listened to many people, and as well, I just value the importance of listening, when people come to you, they look at someone who’s – who has a possibility of changing their lives or improving their lives. So, as someone who has a possibility of, like, becoming the future Prime Minister of India, what do you think, what actionable plans would you undertake?

Rahul makes promises he knows he won't have to keep even if his Party comes to power in the state- as they did in Karnataka. Kerala isn't going to make the same mistake. In 2019, there was a bit of a 'Rahul wave' in Kerala. It is unlikely that Congress will keep many of the seats it gained. Rahul himself will lose Wayanad. Tharoor, however, was re-elected.  

Rahul Gandhi I mean that’s a – okay, that’s a very white canvas you’ve given me. Alright, in what space? 
Varcia Vargus “I could possibly improve,” or, “this is something that I should do.” If there is an incident that has touched you, or anything. 
Rahul Gandhi In the Yatra? 
Member Yeah. 
Rahul Gandhi [Pause] In the walk lot of women came up to me, and quite a few of the women spoke about violence that had been done to them, and in one of the cases, well, actually in many of the cases, but in one particular case, I won’t go into the details, but in one of the cases I asked the girl, “Listen” – she’d been attacked, she’d been more or less raped, and I asked her, “Listen, should we call the Police?” And she said, “No, don’t call the Police. I don’t want you to call the Police.” And I said, “Why don’t you want me to call the Police? You’ve come here, you’ve told me this, and now you don’t want me to call the Police.” And she says, “Yeah, I don’t want to call – you to call the Police because then I will be shamed,” right? So, to me, that was a very striking thing, that here is this young girl who suffered this violence against her, and now she cannot act on that violence because she’s scared that she’ll be shamed.

Also, she knows Rahul is useless. He won't send his goons to castrate the rapists.  

So, I was thinking to myself, this poor girl is now going to live the rest of her life never telling anybody this, and it’s going to multiply the pain of what happened to her. So, that is something I think I would like to change, that the violence, the level of violence against women reduces, and particularly, this idea that – of shame, which is a completely ridiculous idea, is changed.

Why not change the desire to rape?  

Ben Bland Right [pause]. Thank you, everyone, for joining us today. Thank you, Mr. Gandhi  for your time and taking all the questions. I’ll certainly do my best in future to not exist, in the right, kind of, way and listen better, but, yeah, please join me again in giving another round of applause to Rahul Gandhi.

There are plenty of vacuous politicians who can't string two coherent sentences together. What makes Rahul exceptional is that his aim is to make his party unelectable. Assassination tempers autocracy. Nobody bothers to kill utter cretins.