Showing posts with label Gautam Bhatia. Show all posts
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Friday, 26 September 2025

Gautam Bhatia mulling over mulligans

Gautam Bhatia, in a recent post, writes

In golf, there is something called a “mulligan“: that is, a “second chance shot when a golfer has hit a poor tee shot that they would rather forget!” Needless to say, mulligans cannot be used in competitive golf, but only in “friendly” games.

How is the mulligan relevant to this blog? It is because the Supreme Court, in its recent hearing of the Presidential Reference in Re: Assent, Withholding, or Reservation of Bills by the Governor and President of India, looks set to establish a previously unheard-of concept: a constitutional mulligan, which is granted solely to the central executive.

This is nonsense. Res Judicata means 'no do-overs'. Sadly, the Indian Bench is addicted to do-overs. Anyone at all can- and very frequently has- got a 'mulligan'. Consider the Sidhu manslaughter case. In 1988, Sidhu beat up an old man and ran off with his car keys so he couldn't get medical help. Eleven years later, he was acquitted of murder but in 2006, on appeal by the bereaved family, the High Court found him guilty of culpable homicide and sentenced him to three years. Sidhu approached the Supreme Court and got the matter stayed in 2007. In 2018, a two judge bench let him off with a small fine. The family of the slain man submitted a review petition- i.e. a do-over. Thus, in 2022 the Bench awarded him a one year sentence. Sidhu, being a Sikh and a gentleman, decided to do a spell of porridge to show he was a tough guy and felt remorse for a youthful error. So he did 10 months and emerged with a clean reputation. Otherwise, the game of mulligans- i.e. review petitions- would have gone on till the fellow died of old age. 

 May 2025, in State of Tamil Nadu vs Governor of Tamil Nadu, a two-judge bench of the Supreme Court interpreted Articles 200 and 201 of the Constitution, and – among other things – set timelines on how long – under ordinary circumstances – Governors and Presidents could “sit” on legislative assembly bills.
Article 145(3) of the Indian Constitution requires a minimum five judge Bench to hear substantial question of law regarding the interpretation of the Constitution. If the two judge bench sided with the Governor, the State of Tamil Nadu would have submitted a review petition. 
Very soon after this, the President of India invoked Article 143 of the Constitution to refer fourteen questions to the Supreme Court of India, under its advisory jurisdiction.

That was her prerogative. But the State of Tamil Nadu would not have sat on its hands if the 2 judge Bench had decided against them. One way or another there would have been a 'mulligan' or do-over.  


Now, it so happened, that eleven out of these fourteen questions were the subject matter of State of Tamil Nadu vs Governor of Tamil Nadu. Consequently, they had already been answered by a two-judge bench of the Supreme Court.

No. If they were constitutional questions, the two-judge bench had no authority to do so. It is a different matter that it could have given a judgment based on the facts. But the Supreme Court has no truck with Res Judicata even in such cases.  

Curiously, however, the entire Presidential Reference makes no mention of the judgment (which had been delivered a week before): it is as if the judgment did not exist, had never been delivered, and this was the first time that the Court was being asked to deliberate on these issues.

Gautam's 'curiosity' can only arise from ignorance. The President has acted correctly and in an apparently non-partisan manner. In any case, the ruling party at the Centre knows that tables may be turned on it soon enough. It makes sense to get a constitutional ambiguity thoroughly clarified. This means a minimum 5 judge bench.  

It should, therefore, quite obviously follow that if the President has put to the Court “questions” about what the position of law is, and the position of law has been declared by a previous judgment of the Court, then the only possible answer that the Court can now give is that these questions already stand answered, and refer the President to the precedent.

They can't because of Article 145(3). However, nothing prevents a 5 judge bench from amplifying the line taken by the 2 judge bench and, inter alia, dealing with a wide variety of possible scenarios.   

If the Court were feeling generous, it could even give some additional advice, to prevent such superfluities in the future: that if the President – acting on the aid and advice of the Union – disagreed with the outcome of a judgment, then the correct course of action would be to file a review petition, or – in a future case – ask for a reference to a larger bench.

The President is in a different position to Modi or Stalin or Sidhu or the relatives of the guy Sidhu killed. It is perfectly proper to get a Constitutional Bench to consider the entire matter.  

That is not, however, how the hearings in the Presidential Reference – which was argued extensively in August and September – proceeded.

Quite properly so. It seems the Bench understands Article 145 (3). Gautam does not.  

The bench brushed aside initial objections on the maintainability and propriety of hearing the reference,

what possible objection could there be? Does it have something to do with golf? Would Gautam be greatly surprised if he learned that the rules of golf have nothing to do with Judicial procedure?  

and then proceeded to conduct what can only be called a de novo merits re-hearing

it would only be called that by an idiot.  

(in its advisory jurisdiction) of the issues that had been decided a few months ago (by the same Court, exercising its regular, contentious jurisdiction). How did the bench justify this? During the course of oral arguments, two things stood out for how often they were repeated. First, the bench – headed by CJI Gavai – kept rhetorically asking if a “five-judge bench is bound by a two-judge bench” –

the answer was no. Sadly a seven judge bench is not bound by a five-judge bench. The Supreme Court's hatred of Res Judicata have turned it into a perpetual motion machine. That is why we feel respect for Sidhu. He preferred to go to jail like a man than participate in the farce that is Indian jurisprudence.  

and indeed, seemed to take affront at the possibility that the answer might be “in this case, yes.” And secondly, the bench kept repeating that it would “not look at the State of Tamil Nadu decision” while rendering its opinion.

Because that is what it was obliged, under Article 143. Gautam experiences great umbrage when Judges follow the law of the land, rather than the rules of competitive golf.  

Let us briefly look at both questions. The first – one almost hesitates to say – proceeds on a misunderstanding of constitutional law 101.

Indian constitutional law says only a 5 judge bench can decide on substantive issues involving the interpretation of the Constitution. Gautam does not understand this.  

Let us take an extreme example: five judges – or seven, or nine, or twenty-nine – go golfing together, and while they are taking their mulligans and trying to forget their bad tee shots, they start discussing the State of Tamil Nadu judgment. In doing so, are these five, or seven, or twenty-nine judges not bound by the judgment?

No. Nobody is bound by a court judgment save in some legal capacity. You are welcome to say, in private, and while engaged in a purely private leisure activity, anything you like about a particular judgment.  

Of course they are bound, because “5 judges >>> 2 judges” is not how it works.

How it works is that at least five judges are required for a ratio to be said to have constitutional import.  

Five judges are not bound by two judges

They may be if Res Judicata applies. But it can't in a constitutional matter.  

if and when those five judges are in a bench that is exercising the same jurisdiction as the previous two-judge bench was.

Speaking generally, it is a matter for the Judges presiding whether and to what extent Res Judicata applies. This, itself, may be a justiciable matter. But, then again, it may not.  The plain fact is Judges have powers in the real world which theorists don't. 

For example, if subsequently another two-judge bench, faced with a question about the interpretation of Article 200, referred the case to the Chief Justice, and a larger bench was constituted, that bench would not be bound by the two-judge bench judgment.

This is also the case with a constitutional bench howsoever brought into being.  

If, however, five judges are asked, in their advisory jurisdiction, for their opinion on what the law is, then they are bound to tell the President that the law is what has been settled by the previous judgments of the Court.

Only if this, in their considered view, is in fact the case. Gautam forgets that the constitutional court he speaks off may choose to uphold and amplify the 2 judge decision. But the Legislature may decide that the Bench has usurped powers it was never meant to have by the framers of the Constitution. The wings of the Supreme Court may be clipped. They may be forced to accept a capacious doctrine of political question. They may lose the 'Collegium' system. There may be root and branch judicial reform of the sort mooted by Sanjeev Sanyal.

The second proposition is even more astonishing.

There is no such proposition. Gautam is barking at some figment of his own fervid imagination.  

Because, in the example of the reference discussed above, the five-judge bench, even though not bound by the two-judge bench, would be required to take its judgment into account,

only if the lawyers of one side or another make mention of it. Otherwise they can ignore it. Still, best practice may be to refer to it in obiter dicta to clarify matters. 

engage with it, and only depart from it if it felt that there were very strong reasons to do so (not simply if it felt there were two views, and it was of a different view).

Stare decisis means a superior court's decision binds lower courts even if it gives no rhyme or reason for overturning what was previously decided. A five judge bench is superior and binding over a two court bench. True, if the Bench stuck with Rex Judicata, it would be saved the headache of constantly overruling itself. Sadly, it has chosen not to do so. 

But here, not only did the bench declare itself not bound by precedent, but also liberated itself from even looking at the precedent. In essence, as noted above, it is as if the State of Tamil Nadu judgment never existed.

No. It is as though its relevance must be established by argument of learned counsel or it must occur spontaneously to one of the judges involved. But this is how the law works. If your lawyer fails to mention a relevant precedent, blame him. It isn't the job of the judge to do your lawyer's work for you.  

Why is this seemingly technical quibble of vital importance?

Because Gautam says so. But Gautam has shit for brains.  

It is important because, through these two propositions, if in the future, the Union of India loses a case, it can

ignore the Bench. Fuck can judges do? They couldn't even throw Prashant Bhushan in jail. If they get too big for their boots they will meet the same fate as the Pakistani or Bangladeshi bench.  

make a Presidential reference that asks the same questions that were decided in the case, make no mention of the case itself, and get an entirely fresh, second bite at the cherry – a “constitutional mulligan.”

Gautam doesn't understand that his true grievance is with the Bench's aversion to Res Judicata.  

And most crucially, as only the Union of India can make a Presidential Reference,

but anybody at all can launch a PIL with the same result.  

what the bench has effectively done is to say that every litigant before the Supreme Court of India gets one shot at a fresh hearing,

to whom did the Bench say this to? Sidhu? The family of the elderly man he killed? No. Had Sidhu decided not to put in a bit of jail time to show he was a tough guy, the case would have continued to trundle along.  

except for the Union, which gets two. In effect, the bench has carved out a special privilege within the Constitution only for the central executive.

In actuality, the Executive can defy or wholly disintermediate the Courts. More to the point, an angry mob of 'students' can get the resignation letter of the Chief Justice as happened in Bangladesh. The alternative is to be beaten to a pulp while watching your daughters get raped. 

Gautam is getting his knickers in a twist over an imaginary danger.  

Indeed, while taking place within the formal “advisory” jurisdiction of the Court, there was nothing about these hearings that were even remotely advisory: these hearings were conducted like a full-fledged adversarial dispute between two contending parties, complete with even a rejoinder by the Union of India.

The tussle was over whether the required constitutional bench would be constituted. The answer was 'D'uh!' Still, lawyers got to perform some histrionics to the great titillation of Gautam fucking Bhatia.  

At this point, we may as well give up the mask of the “advisory” hearing, and agree that what happened was a full-fledged re-hearing of a decided case,

Judgment has been reserved. It may be that the Bench will take this view. Will the President pursue the matter? Probably not. The BJP had an absolute majority in 2023, when the original case began. Still, the Centre has other weapons in its arsenal. The really significant development is the postponement of the Census. It now looks as though the Hindi belt will get a lot more seats in the next General Election. Tamil Nadu will have bigger problems than a recalcitrant Governor.  

but under a procedure previously unknown, and one that can, in the future, only be initiated by the central executive.

But, it may turn out that this expedient is worthless. Better just send a mob to threaten Judges. They become very sweet and nice if the alternative is getting their head kicked in. 

A final, somewhat ironic point: the State of Tamil Nadu judgment was rendered in a specific factual contexts (as judgments should be), and the Court’s interpretation of Articles 200 and 201 was informed by the constitutional practice placed before it. However, during the Presidential Reference hearings, the bench refused to consider constitutional practice, and stressed that it would render its opinion on the abstract questions of law before it.

In other words, it said it would do its constitutional duty. Gautam thinks that's very ironic. Why didn't it dance bhangra instead?  

Why do I say this is ironic? I say so because in the history of the Supreme Court, its most landmark judgments have been re-interpretations of the Constitution based on its working over the years.

In which case those judgments weren't a 'landmark' of any type. They merely documented current practice.  

In Maneka Gandhi, the Court rewrote Article 21 based on experience.

No. It went against custom and experience. Why? Indira was out of power. But she might be on her way back to it. Moreover, Maneka's husband had a lot of chums who, if not gangsters themselves, certainly knew how to mobilize a mob to kick in the heads of Judges they didn't like. 

Did anyone, other than Maneka, gain by the Court's 'Golden Triangle' principle? Nope. Extrajudicial killing on an industrial scale remained the ultimate safeguard of the Republic.  

But even more ironically, the collegium system – under which all the present judges of the Court have been appointed – owes its existence to a sweeping reinterpretation of the Constitution based on the experience of executive interference with the judiciary.

It was convenient. The political class exists so as to 'facilitate' transactions which the dysfunctional Bureaucracy and the wholly useless Judiciary hinder.  

To this day, in fact, the judgment that established the collegium – which has no basis in the constitutional text – is defended on the ground that it was necessitated by experience. Suddenly, however, the life of the law no longer seems to be about experience. One wonders why.

Unless one is Indian. We get that Courts exist so as to defeat justice and create a nuisance. But so do people like Gautam Bhatia. 

Many years ago, during my clerkship with a judge, I too was taken to play some golf.

He was brutally sodomized by imaginary threats to the Constitution. Sadly, he has no recollection of this. 

I was terrible at it, and gleefully made use of my mulligans. I remember wistfully wishing that we were all given mulligans not just in golf, but in life. It would make everything so easy. In its Presidential Reference, the Supreme Court has granted the executive a lifetime of free mulligans. If only we all had it so easy.

The Executive can bring the Judiciary into line just by replacing their existing security details with known rapists with a penchant for homicide. The way they look at your wife and kids will soon have you delivering the sort of judgments the Government wants. The alternative is to send round a mob of 'students'.  

Sunday, 10 November 2024

Gautam Bhatia battling Carl Schmitt

Batty Bhatia ends his diatribe against Chandrachud thus 

F. Conclusion: A Conversation with Carl Schmitt

Schmitt knew that Hugo Preuss, who wrote the Weimar Constitution, had left the door open to Presidential rule by ordinance. This was the 'state of exception'- we would say 'Emergency'- provision which countries with a monarch stand in no need of. However, in the early Seventies, Ted Heath in the UK declared four states of emergency in the face of mass industrial action before getting the order of the boot. Canadians, in response to Quebec separatism, used the War Measures Act and only got round to passing an Emergencies Act towards the end of the Eighties. 

As for Schmitt, it turned out he was wrong in law. Suspending the rule of law also means there is no legal power to protect the actions of the person doing so. Extra-legal measures are outside the law. True, they may be indemnified at a later time but then again such indemnity may be cancelled. There really is nothing very much that can be said about this foolish doctrine. 


In this blog post, we have surveyed the complex, complicated, and sometimes contradictory two-year legacy of Chief Justice Chandrachud’s tenure at the helm of the Supreme Court.

Chandrachud relied on past judgments- e.g. a 2016 Supreme Court decision saying J&K had no shred of sovereignty- and gave some ratios which however depend entirely on whether the Union Government sees the country as Federal or Unitary. If the country adopts a brightline doctrine of political question, these will fall by the wayside. It is important to remember that the Bench only expanded its role because 'nature abhors a vacuum'. But it has added noise to signal and may go the way of the Pakistani or Bangladeshi bench- i.e. be drastically cut down to size. 

In the days and weeks to come, the individual components of this legacy can be studied in greater depth. The final questions that remain for us to ask before closing are these: is there an overarching framework that can help us make sense of this tenure?

Yes. Chandrachud became CJI just when there was pushback against the Collegium and 'inherent power'. He courted favour with the public and thus avoided the sort of humiliating confrontation we have seen in two of our neighbouring countries.  

A way of seeing that can fit these diverse threads into a pattern? A unifying theme – or register – that characterises this legacy?

Chandrachud was verbose but a nice enough guy who didn't want to kill babies or let innocent people languish in prison.  


I believe that there is.
At the end of the previous section, I mentioned Carl Schmitt, the mid-20th century German jurist and theorist of executive power.

A spoiled Catholic like Heidegger. After the War, the Centrum was rehabilitated and so these guys were allowed to make a modest sort of comeback.  

While I discussed Carl Schmit when considering CJI Chandrachud’s opinion in the Article 370 case, I think that we see traces of Schmitt sprinkled across various facets of the Chief Justice’s tenure.

No we don't. The 2016 Supreme Court verdict was that J&K had no shred of sovereignty. The place may have had a 'special' status- but only because that status is lower than in other parts of India and thus Omar Abdullah could be kept in jail on the basis of a draconian act his grandfather had passed.  

In particular, from the web of judicial and administrative acts of the Chief Justice that we have discussed in this post, there emerges an approach towards power that is reminiscent of Schmitt’s constitutional vision.

If so, Chandrachud should have been saying 'I refuse to entertain this case. Modi must appoint himself the Sovereign and settle the matter using extra-judicial means. He is the 'Nar-indra' or God among Men. Does Veda show Indra as deferring to the decisions made by Judges? No! Yama is the divine Judge but he rules over not the living but the dead!'  

Carl Schmitt’s most famous and enduring idea was defining the “sovereign” as he who decides on the state of exception; the sovereign who stood above the law, immune from legal norms, and decided – free of legal constraints – when the legal order would apply, and when it would stand suspended.

This idea had no application to India or the UK or Canada. Even in Weimar Germany, it was the legislature which ceded power to the President to rule by ordinance. Moreover, subsequent German law showed that the legal order isn't suspended at all. It may not be operational by reason of exigent circumstances, but once it comes into play it can punish all illegal acts whether committed by a sovereign or not. In Anglo-Saxon law, it is accepted that though there is sovereign immunity, a King who wages war on his people may be stripped of sovereignty after which his head may be cut off.  

This power, naturally, carried within it the power of suppressing those who did not agree with the sovereign’s assessment of when the state of exception was necessary.

This is simply an ipse dixit assertion with no basis in law or in fact. No de jure power or authority 'naturally' endows its possessor with supernatural force such that they can't be killed or beaten to a pulp.  

Schmitt’s abstract theory found specific application in his arguments for expanded executive discretionary powers under the Weimar Constitution, with rights being subjected to such discretionary power, and in the idea of “guardianship” over the constitutional order.

To be fair, it wasn't till the 1926 Presidential election that the glaring defect in the Weimar Constitution became apparent. I have discussed this elsewhere.  

And it was Schmitt who provided the normative defence for the notorious Enabling Act,

Nonsense! Hindenburg signed off on the Reichstag Fire Decree while negotiations with the Nationalists and the Centre enabled the passing of the Enabling act. It wasn't strictly legal and the Weimar constitution remained in force. Schmitt had represented the Federal Government against the state of Prussia but had nothing to do with the Enabling Act.  

which authorised the German Chancellor to rule by decree,

This had already been the case since the time of Bruning in 1930. 

notwithstanding Parliament and the Constitution.

It was in the fucking Constitution. Preuss was a fucking professor of constitutional law. That's why the Constitution was so utterly shite.  

Schmittian echoes whisper in the halls of CJI Chandrachud’s prerogative jurisprudence:

Batty Bhatia is seeking to suggest Chandrachud is a fucking Nazi. Why? Chandrachud would not order Doctors to stop the heart of a tiny baby.  

in the executive empowered to unilaterally alter the constitutional framework and suspend the federal form (an Enabling Act by any other name!);

India is unitary. It is not federal. There is no dual sovereignty. If Weimar had had the Indian constitution then Von Papen could have got rid of the Prussian Government by a stroke of the pen. No court could have found this 'unlawful'. Mrs Gandhi imposed President's rule on plenty of States without any rhyme or reason. The Bench may claim to have reversed this, but we can't be sure that is the case. Anglo Saxon constitutional jurisprudence has always been 'dog's law'- i.e. it follows the course of events. It does not shape them. It wasn't till the Chanak crisis of 1922 when Canada refused to send troops to Turkey that the modern notion of independent 'Dominions' came into existence. 

and to leave statehood hung in suspended animation, awaiting an indeterminate, future restoration.

I suppose that will go through now Omar Abdullah is back in the saddle. Maybe Jammu will have to be split off. Let us wait and see. This is a 'political question' with a vengeance. The Bench is otiose.  

They echo again in the easy equation of unity with uniformity, and integration with homogeneity, a flattening of the kind of constitutional pluralism that was an anathema to Schmitt.

And which India embraced in 1949. Pluralism was a word coined for Burma. It failed miserably. India is unitary.  

And finally, they resurface in the figure of the master of the roster:

The solution here is for an independent, professional, administrative service for the Courts. Get rid of the Collegium system while you are at it and define a suitable doctrine of political question.  

constraints on discretion, expressed through well-worn doctrines of review and reference, or recall and curative,

The Bench doesn't seem to like 'recall'. Review and curative remain. We don't know what 'recall' actually means.  

could be suspended at will, a judicial state of exception where the master of the roster took over as an anointed “guardian” of the judicial order, moulding and remoulding it in service of an undeclared goal.

But to overrule a divisional bench, the CJI has to get enough judges on his side. Thus he can't be the Fuhrer of the Courts.  

If the practice of legal interpretation is a dialogue with the voices of the past, then it was the voice of the German jurist that most inflected the tenor of the Chief Justice’s jurisprudence.

If this were true, he would decline to rule on any matter where executive privilege might be invoked. He would say the matter was not justiciable. That is Schmitt's jurisprudence. It is the doctrine of keep your head down and look the other way- like the judge played by Burt Lancaster in 'Judgment at Nuremberg'.  


But then, one may ask, what of the other judgments that we have discussed in this post: on the federal structure,

which doesn't exist 

on free speech,

which Ambedkar and Nehru amended the fuck out of 

on equality and non-discrimination,

inconsequential virtue signalling  

and so on – all accomplishments to be appreciated, no doubt? No doubt; but a contemporary of Schmitt – Ernst Fraenkel 

a Leftist considered too right-wing by the German students of '68 

– provides us with the framework to understand this: the “dual State,” a framework where the “normative State” (bound by norms) and the “prerogative State” (defined by unchecked power) exist side by side, with the former giving way to the latter, whenever required.

In other words, one law for the affluent members of the majority population and another for the rest. This can be done explicitly through Jim Crow or Apartheid or Sharia law or whatever.  

In CJI Chandrachud’s tenure, we saw both the “normative Court” and the “prerogative Court,” the relationship between them best understood – as I have argued above – through a Schmittian lens.

That is the one way Chandrachud can't be viewed. He'd have had to have kept saying 'not justiciable!' to every petition involving executive authority. It is a different matter that one can call the fellow a virtue signaller who understood the perils of an open confrontation with Modi. He very cleverly projected himself as a devout Hindu whom God had guided to give the Ayodhya decision. This means that whereas the Bangladeshi and Pakistani Chief Justices are getting hammered, he comes across like a fucking Bollywood star.  

Perhaps one may believe that this was what was needed: a Schmittian sovereign executive

in which case justiciability would be confined to private contracts and petty offenses 

to curb the polyphony and pluralism of the constitutional order,

nothing of the sort exists. India has a unitary constitution. There is no fucking dual sovereignty- not even a shred of it even for J&K.  

and a Schmittian master

i.e. Modi as Fuhrer. In that case no one would know the name of the CJI.  

to curb the polyvocality of the judicial order.

No judicial order is 'polyvocal'. Either all judges concur and one judge writes the decision or different judges may chose to present their own judgments whether concurring or dissenting. However, the law, as a whole, is univocal. There is a principle of harmonious construction. The question is whether Chandrachud contributed to this. Only time will tell. That which future generations of jurists rely on is constitutional law. That which isn't is inconsequential. 

It is a view, after all, that many have held across time and space: the Chief Justice’s tenure simply saw it clothed in legal and constitutional language.

Previous Chief Justices clothed it in illegal and pornographic language- right?  

It is not for us here to praise or to condemn,

this cunt condemns Chandrachud for saving the life of a baby.  

but simply to understand. And how are we understood most clearly, if not through our choice of interlocutors?

Why choose Schmitt? He thought anything the Fuhrer did was non-justiciable. Chandrachud could scarcely have thought so. Otherwise why not mint money in private practice rather than become a judge?

Perhaps, then, when all is said and done, this judicial legacy can be summed up thus: a conversation with Carl Schmitt.

A conversation with batty Bhatia- who is so fucking ignorant he thinks Judges can be sued for libel by defendants- can be summed up thus. Guys with phoren PhD in Law have shit for brains unless, like Chandrachud, they have their eye on posterity and have worked methodically towards that end. Hopefully, Chandrachud will write a book on constitutional jurisprudence. His English is good. Perhaps the rising generation of lawyers will find such a book useful. My own view is that the Judiciary either requires root and branch reform or should simply be left to wither on the vine. Justice is merely a service industry. There may be an official monopoly but that monopoly may be disintermediated. Batty Bhatias speed up that process of decline and decomposition.  

Gautam Bhatia vs Chandrachud- why Judges must kill babies

 Chief Justice Chandrachud, who has a Doctorate in Law from Harvard, wants to be remembered by generations of lawyers and judges as yet unborn for his mastery of the science of law and his ability to give a harmonious construction to Indian constitutional jurisprudence as he found it. 

Thus an appraisal of his stint as CJI must be founded purely on the science of law. Gautam Bhatia takes a different view. He writes-

The Office of the Chief Justice of India wields immense power.

So did that of the Bangladeshi or Pakistani Chief Justice. The former was forced to resign by students while the Pakistani constitution has been amended to severely limit the power of the latter. The plain fact is, the Judiciary only wields power if Judges aren't being threatened with beating by riotous students or being stripped of power by the Legislature.  

In a democracy, it is important that we assess – critically and, when needed, adversarially – how this power is exercised.

No. In a democracy we leave it up to our elected representatives to ensure that the Judiciary does its job properly.  


B. Structure and Themes

This post is structured as follows. First, we will consider CJI Chandrachud’s role as the head of the collegium:

Pakistan has just got rid of the collegium. It seemed at one time that Kiren Rijju would initiate a similar move in India. There is little point discussing the political role Chandrachud played in protecting, for the moment, the collegium. We don't know if another CJI would have done things differently. We don't even know if the thing is part of the 'basic structure'. In other words, we are not assessing Chandrachud in the only way a jurist should be assessed- viz. from the perspective of the science of law and the evolution of constitutional jurisprudence.  

that is, the body of senior Supreme Court judges who are responsible for selecting and appointing judges to the High Courts and the Supreme Court of India. We will consider the relationship between the Supreme Court and the Executive on the question of appointments during CJI Chandrachud’s tenure, and the impact of judicial transfers upon fundamental rights.

There is no such impact. This is merely a canard of a low, political, type. It is simply a fact that the Collegium has no constitutional standing. It exists to the extent that the Executive allows it to exist. Chandrachud is not a politician. He is a judge. We can't blame him, as a judge, for not also being elected Prime Minister of the country.   

Secondly, we will examine CJI Chandrachud’s role as the master of the roster: that is, the prerogative enjoyed by the Chief Justice to assign cases to specific judges and benches of the Supreme Court, and the discretion to decide which of the Court’s long-pending constitutional cases will (or will not) get a hearing.

Again, this is mere gossip and hearsay. It is quite usual for a lawyer to say 'if we had such and such judge, I'd have won this case for you. I tell you the fault is with the Master of the Roster. Did you know Chandrachud is a Hindu? That is why he fucking hates you, mate. '

And thirdly, we will of course consider Chief Justice Chandrachud as a judge, through an analysis of his judgments in constitutional cases over the past two years. We will look at his judgments on executive power, on constitutional structure and federalism, on fundamental rights, and on judicial process, and ask whether, from all these cases, we can discern a judicial philosophy – and what might that be.

It is a mere accident that Chandrachud wrote judgments on a particular set of cases. You may say 'I think the man has such and such bias or holds such and such opinion'. But that is a different matter from analysing the judgments themselves to see what doctrines are encoded in their ratios. This is where batty Bhatia falls down.  

Consider his account of-
The Delhi Riots Bail Hearings

Some lawyers had beaten up some policemen. The Police Chief was due to retire and did nothing. The demoralized police then took a beating during the anti-Trump Muslim riots. Once Ajit Doval restored their morale, the police caught a bunch of guys- some of whom may be innocent- and banged them up. Whether they get bail or not does not matter. What matters is police morale.

If Judges sided with the rioters, the police would want to take revenge on them. If even students can force a Chief Justice of Bangladesh to resign, just think what angry cops can do. They can bring some convicts to your house to take their time raping your women-folk while chopping bits off you. There is a long standing tradition in India of judges turning a blind eye to extra-judicial killing. This arises from the instinct to survive not the science of law.  


On this blog, we have discussed in some detail the fates of the accused individuals in the “Delhi Riots cases,” especially in the context of jail without trial under the Unlawful Activities Prevention Act [“UAPA”]. While some of these individuals have received bail, others continue to languish in jail for (at the time of writing) more than four years without trial. While we have discussed before the deficiencies of various judgments denying bail to these individuals, in 2022-2023, something particularly extraordinary happened.

Nonsense! We know that some losers will remain behind bars. Others who aren't utterly useless will get bail. That's how the legal system works in India. It wasn't what motivated Chandrachud to return from Harvard to India. He wants posterity to remember him as a great jurist. Perhaps he will write some books on Jurisprudence and Indian Constitutional Law. Perhaps he won't. Indians don't give a fuck about any such things. Look at the cretin Bhatia!

Towards the middle of 2022, a number of the accused in the Delhi Riots Cases, whose bail applications had been rejected by the trial court, filed appeals before the High Court. These appeals came to be heard before a bench of Justices Siddharth Mridul and Rajnish Bhatnagar. After a few months’ delay, these bail appeals were heard in February and March 2023, and judgement was reserved in a number of them on 6 March 2023. However, having heard arguments in detail and having reserved the matter, the bench never actually handed down judgement. In a few cases, it opened up the matters once again in July 2023, to hear additional arguments on the question of parity with other accused (why the Court couldn’t deliver a judgement on bail for over four months is a different question).

Where bail has been granted, there has been exculpatory evidence- e.g. CCTV footage. It remains to be seen whether there will be trials and, if so, whether such evidence is refuted.

But in other cases, where no parity was sought, the bench simply did not give a judgement.

If these guys are cop killers, they won't get bail. If they have been falsely implicated, the hope is they will be acquitted. 

Where does the Collegium come into this? On 5 July 2023 – almost exactly four months to the day that judgement had been reserved on the bail applications – the Collegium recommended that Justice Siddharth Mridul be transferred as the Chief Justice of the High Court of Manipur.

A routine matter.  

The Executive delayed confirming this transfer for three more months – during which time, judgement was still not delivered – before it finally went through on 16th October, 2023.

Again, this is a routine matter. There is no conspiracy here. Nobody greatly cares if some poor people are rotting in jail. What is important is that police morale is maintained.  

What happens to a judge’s pending matters when they are transferred? These matters have to be heard from scratch. In short, Justice Siddharth Mridul reserved judgement on bail applications of incarcerated individuals and sat on them for seven months, following which – upon his transfer – they were sent to a different bench, for the process to begin all over again.

Was the Collegium unaware of this fact when recommending Justice Siddharth Mridul’s name for transfer? If yes, then that is a case of serious negligence – although this is hard to believe, given that in CJI Chandrachud’s time, the Collegium has begun publishing details about judicial candidates such as their annual incomes!

If a judge does not grant bail on the basis of the case presented, the presumption must be that there is a prima facie reason to accept the prosecution's claim in this regard. 

But it would be far worse if the Collegium was aware of this, still thought it acceptable for individuals to be kept in jail for months while a judgement on their bail applications was pending, and then ensured that their incarceration would be extended even further by transferring (more specifically, promoting) the judge who had kept them pending for months.

What Bhatia is offering here is mere supposition. To his mind, something improper has been done. But where is the proof? Have any of these people now gained bail on the basis of previously furnished exculpatory evidence? Is there any reason to suppose that they would have done? No. Anyone can tell stupid lies about anyone else. Ipse dixit assertions are not probative. The truth of the matter is that Bhatia used his long invisible cock to sodomize Justice Mridul. Why did he did so? It was because, for religious reasons, he has a great animus against the people denied bail. That is the cause of his ILLEGAL sodomization of a disabled Judge who had to be sent to Manipur to recover from the horrendous sexual abuse he experienced at the hands of Gautam Bhatia.  


This would be bad enough as things stood, but it was to get worse. On 01.11.2023, the bail matters were listed before a fresh bench of Justices Suresh Kait and Shalinder Kaur.

Both of whom were brutally sodomized by Bhatia which is why they could not deal with the matter expeditiously 

For some of these matters, arguments were heard in January, and judgement reserved. In others, while arguments continued to be heard through the first half of 2024, judgement was not formally reserved. By the end of August 2024, these bail appeals had been in the “process” of hearing before Justice Kait’s bench for close to a year.

Bhatia has been brutally sodomizing all concerned for more than a year. This is the major reason for the dysfunction of the Indian legal system.  

Enter the Collegium once again. A resolution was passed recommending the transfer of Justice Kait as the Chief Justice of the High Court of Madhya Pradesh.

On humanitarian grounds so as to keep him far away from Bhatia's invisible cock.  

Towards the end of September, he departed the Delhi High Court. On 7th October, yet another fresh bench of the Delhi High Court passed the following order: Hon’ble Division Bench could not assemble today as the Hon’ble judges are on leave. List on 25th November, 2024.

Judges are having to take leave because Bhatia is sodomizing them too much.  

Once may be carelessness.

Bhatia carelessly sodomized one or two judges. 

Twice, however, starts to look like callous and wilful disregard for personal liberty.

Bhatia is sodomizing lots of judges because he is a religious fanatic with a bias against a particular community.  

Twice a judge of the Delhi High Court dawdled over bail cases – cases that ideally should not need more than a week to decide – for months on end.

Because they didn't want to release these sweet and nice rioters. How strange! 

And twice the Collegium saw fit to not only condone such behaviour,

as it condoned Bhatia's sodomization of innumerable judges 

to not only reward such behaviour, but to condemn the individuals at the receiving end of it to many more months in jail without trial, without even a decision on their bail appeals.

Because they didn't want to release those nutters.  

We cannot mince words here: this is the grossest perversion

Bhatia is a pervert who continually buggers judges.  

of the most basic, the most fundamental principles of the rule of law, and as the head of the Collegium, the responsibility lies with CJI Chandrachud.

Nope. It rests with the lawyers concerned. If there was any such case to be made, why did they not make it? The answer, obviously, is that Bhatia was incessantly sodomizing them. I even hear that he shat on their tits. But the Collegium bears no blame for his obnoxious conduct.  

After all, was it not he who had famously and eloquently said, in the case of Arnab Goswami, that “one day without personal liberty is one day too many”?

Goswami was a notorious rioter who boasted of the many policemen he had killed.  

But not, it seems, for the individuals jailed in the Delhi Riots Cases, where the days may come, and the weeks, and the months, and the years, but it is still not “too much.”

For some strange reason, judges don't want to let crazy fanatics loose on the streets of the City where they themselves live.  

ii. The L. Victoria Gowri Case

Secondly: consider the set of circumstances around the elevation of Justice L. Victoria Gowri (which) was challenged on the basis that she had – allegedly – engaged in public hate speech while still a lawyer.

Just as Bhatia, allegedly, engaged in wholesale sodomization of the higher ranks of the Indian judiciary.  

This blog post is not concerned about the substance of the allegations, or what should have been done about the elevation. What it is concerned about, however, is this: when the constitutional challenge was first orally “mentioned” before CJI Chandrachud’s Court, the Chief Justice publicly stated that “the Collegium has taken cognisance of what came to our notice and it was after our recommendation.”

In other words, some new information had come to light. But that information didn't change anything. It was obvious that there was a political angle to the allegations against her. 

However, when the matter then came up before the Supreme Court bench to which it had been assigned, that bench repeatedly noted – before dismissing the petition – that the Collegium must have been aware of all relevant facts before making its decision.

The relevant fact was that she was qualified for the post. The irrelevant fact was that false allegations had been made against her. 

To put the point as kindly as possible: both these things cannot simultaneously be true.

Yes they can. You can become cognizant of an allegation but then decide it has no foundation in fact.  

Either – as CJI Chandrachud said – these facts came to light after the Resolution; or they

were not facts at all.  

did not. There is no way to reconcile these diametrically opposite statements, coming from different wings of the Supreme Court. What really happened, then? Did the Collegium know, and took its decision regardless? Or did it not know, but preferred not to change a decision once taken?

The answer is simple. A false allegation was made. Similarly, the Court may refuse to entertain my plea that Bhatia's invisible cock be restrained from buggering judges up and down the land.  

We will never find out, because – as I noted at the time – the Collegium’s Janus-faced character ensures a complete insulation from any attempts at accountability.

So, get rid of it as the Pakistanis have done.  

The L. Victoria Gowri case was perhaps the starkest example of how, structurally, the Collegium functions as an imperium in imperio, a chameleon-like body within which judicial and administrative functions blur in a manner that ensures its decision is both first and final. This is not how healthy institutions in a democracy are meant to function.

But this 'institution' was created by the Bench for the Bench. But if they get too big for their boots then they will go the way of the Bangladeshi Chief Justice or the Pakistani Collegium. This is politics. It isn't the science of law which is the sole criteria by which a legal scholar should evaluate an erudite Judge like Chandrachud.  

 Money Bills

Which, in the Westminster model, are sacrosanct and establish the supremacy of the elected lower house.  

First, the crucial question with respect to the judicial review of money bills – pending since November 2019 – remained untouched (even though it was listed for hearing in February 2024, and written submissions were filed).

The Judiciary must tread carefully. After what has happened in Pakistan and Bangladesh, the Bench will draw in its horns. It is up to Parliament to decide what is or isn't a 'Money Bill'.  Judges have no popular backing. The whole bunch can be dismissed without any political backlash.  

This is a question that not only goes to the heart of both parliamentary democracy

Which is founded on 'money bills' being sacrosanct. The aristocrats in the House of Lords were told to go fuck themselves. The King would create enough peers of the realm for the Lower House to get its way.  

and the federal structure,

India is unitary, not federal.  

but also, involves challenges to a host of laws that were enacted using the “money bill” route, and therefore escaped Upper House scrutiny.

Just as Judicial usurpation of authority had escaped Parliamentary scrutiny. But Judges must not push their luck.  

It is also a future-looking problem: as long as the Court does not decide, every successive parliamentary session affords the executive an opportunity to evade unfavourable numbers in the Upper House using the device of the money bill. The democratic deficit is both deep and continuing.

Nope. That deficit arises where the directly elected chamber is deprived of its traditional prerogatives. 


 The Delhi Government Case

The Law has been clarified well enough in this regard. 

Secondly, consider the dispute between the government of Delhi and the union executive, over control over Delhi’s governance. After the Delhi High Court handed down a judgement in 2016 upholding two executive notifications that effectively divested the Delhi government of any meaningful control over the bureaucracy (among other things), the case spent the next seven years at the Supreme Court, while the union executive continued to enjoy the benefit of the High Court judgement.

This is highly tendentious. The plain fact is that the constitutional position of the Union Territory has been constantly evolving as the city grew economically and demographically by leaps and bounds. The older view was that Delhi, as a very special type of Union territory, would be under the control of the Union Government with some limited municipal government and a sort of figurehead Chief Minister without much power- as Sheila Dixit confessed to being.  

As I have written extensively elsewhere, this delay was entirely the responsibility of the Supreme Court:

why didn't it tell Kejriwal to fuck the fuck off? The answer is that the whole thing was a 'tamasha'- a piece of theatre. Corrupt officials will do whatever corrupt Ministers tell them to do. Its not as though IAS officers aren't all spineless lickspittles. Delhi has money. That's why its politics attracts ex-Income Tax cunts like Kejriwal.  

first, it dithered over referring the case to a five-judge bench; next, it delayed hearing the reference; next, although it was finally heard in 2018 by the five-judge bench, CJI Dipak Misra wrote a judgement so vague and ambiguous,

it was straightforward. A US court would have invoked the doctrine of political question. Misra simply spoke of collaborative federalism- i.e. this was a tussle the two parties should work out between themselves. Substantively, it was the same as Chandrachud's later decision. In either case, it was obvious that the Central Government could prevail by using an ordinance and then passing a law. It was in the interest of Kejriwal's party to find a modus vivendi.  

that when the case went back to a two-judge bench so that the judgement could be applied to the actual dispute, the two-judge bench split on what the five-judge bench had actually said (in another, bizarre twist that only happens in the Indian judiciary, these two judges had themselves been part of the five-judge bench); so there was no decision, and the case went back to another five-judge bench to resolve – and of course, once again, there was a delay in constituting that bench. So we arrived in 2023.

Where there is judicial delay, the parties to the suit may reach an understanding. But Kejriwal wanted a 'tamasha'. Then he himself fell foul of the law. Did he also get one of his female MPs beaten up? Perhaps. That should get him the votes of Delhi's women.  

In the early summer of 2023, CJI Chandrachud wrote the judgement for the five-judge bench that entirely vindicated the Delhi Government’s position, which it had been arguing in front of various benches in various Courts over the previous eight years.

The Lieutenant Governor's power arises from either the President or the C.M save in certain specific fields. However, a Central Government Ordinance means that effectively the President has delegated power to him. That's what happened. The thing was really a storm in a tea-cup.  

Put simply, the Court held that under the constitutional scheme, and based on constitutional principles of representation and accountability, the Delhi Government did have control over NCT’s civil service (for the most part). The Court’s judgement, however, lasted little more than a week: the executive brought in an Ordinance to restore its control – and followed up in the next Parliamentary session with legislation.

That's perfectly proper. Courts may point out that a particular action is ultra vires and the Legislature may remedy the matter. 

Now, opinion may vary over whether, in its judgement, the Court ought to have accounted for – and addressed – this very predictable course of events that would follow.

Not if the opinion is held by a jurist as opposed to a lunatic. The Court may say- as an English court did- if a homicidal maniac escapes from a mental asylum and remains free for 28 days, he can't be arrested on the old charge. In doing so, the Court knows that Parliament will immediately change the law. That's a good thing. The intention was not to let a  murderous lunatic roam free. It was to draw attention to a lacuna in the law. The plain fact is, Delhi is the capital of India. The Union Government may, for all sorts of reasons, greatly diminish the role of elected bodies within that territory. 

In any event, if there was ever a case for an urgent hearing of a constitutional challenge, this was surely it:

This cretin has just proved that the opposite is the case!  

not only was this a dispute between two federal units

There is only one Union Government. India is not a federation.  

that had been going on for eight years, not only was the Supreme Court responsible for that delay because of its own inability to write one clear judgement laying down the law,

The judgment was clear. Kejriwal was urged to 'collaborate' rather than behave like a drama queen. We now know his motivation. The guy was corrupt and enjoyed getting his own female MPs beaten up- that too in his own official residence!

but also, this was hardly a fresh case: as the Court had itself acknowledged in its judgement, this was not a routine challenge to a government circular, but a constitutional dispute implicating core questions around representation and federalism.

Which the Central Government was bound to win because India is not a federation. There is no dual sovereignty.  

Given all of this – and given that the Executive Ordinance/Parliamentary legislation was a transparent attempt to wrest back governing power only through a different legal device than what had been under challenge for all these years (see here and here), one would expect that the Supreme Court would have given this case utmost priority.

In which case the Central Government would have replied with even greater promptness with an ordinance. The Bench told Kejriwal to play nice. He didn't and now we know why. He was a crook.  

On the contrary, however, after referring the dispute to a five-judge bench (for the third time!), CJI Chandrachud did not list the case again in the remaining year-and-a-quarter of his tenure. At the time of writing, it is still pending. And 2025 will mark a decade – that is, two full election cycles – since the dispute began.

A pointless dispute.  

The Government of Delhi will have spent almost the entirety of its two terms in power stuck before the Supreme Court, effectively powerless to govern.

But not powerless to steal.  

For an institution, one of whose founding purposes was the adjudication of disputes between the federal units,

there are no such units. This cretin thinks he lives in the US which does have dual sovereignty.  

one would be hard-pressed to think of a more blatant, more egregious case of judicial evasion.

Or one could take the common-sense view that the Delhi Government was foolishly antagonizing the Central Government. Moreover, the Judiciary simply did not command the respect of anybody at all- including nutters like Bhatia- and thus could only either stick its head out on the chopping block or keep its head by getting on with its routine of being utterly shite.  

I suppose the Indian judiciary, sooner or later, will accept a doctrine of political question and curb its own proclivity to meddle in matters where it has no competence. 

a. Cognisance, suo motu cognisance, referrals, reviews, and curatives

To start with, there is a marked lack of clarity in how the discretion to admit and hear cases under the Court’s public interest jurisdiction is exercised.

Usurped power is always likely to become arbitrary power. But even Chief Justices may be threatened with a beating till they resign. Look at Bangladesh! 

Consider, for example, CJI Chandrachud’s decision to take cognisance of the Adani-Hindenburg issue, and set into motion legal and regulatory machinery under the supervision of the Court. To this day, it is unclear on what constitutional basis the Court took cognisance of this case under Article 32 of the Constitution (which is for the enforcement of fundamental rights).

Including the right to constitutional remedies. Certain PILs were filed urging an investigation of the Adanis and making various allegations. In response, the Bench constituted an expert committee to look into the matter. Later a petitioner alleged that SEBI was not doing its job properly. The Bench should transfer the matter to the CBI or an SIT. This was rejected because the claims were wholly unsubstantiated.  Bhatia pretends that the Bench picked up the case themselves for some fell purpose. 

Whose fundamental rights were being impacted by the Hindenburg Report, by whom were these rights being violated, and under which provisions of Part III?

That was spelt out in the original PIL petitions the procedure for which are laid down in Order 38, Rule 12(1)(a) in the Supreme Court Rules, 2013

None of this was explained; yes, a reference was made to protecting “the interests of Indian investors,”

because that was the gravamen raised by the PIL petitions under section 32.  

but since when did the interests of Indian investors become a trigger for invoking the fundamental rights jurisdiction of a constitutional court?

Since those petitions came from anti-Adani, politically motivated, people who were alleging all sorts of nefarious connections between various people who happen to hail from a particular part of India. 

The Chief Justice’s affirmative decision to exercise Part III jurisdiction,

which is what happens when the Bench transfers a pending matter to a different statutory body- e.g. from SEBI to CBI- so as to provide a constitutional remedy. 

ostensibly to “protect the interests of investors,” stands in stark contrast to the decision to decline jurisdiction in a petition seeking judicial review over arms transfers to Israel,

a friendly nation not trying to export terrorism to us 

at the threshold (i.e., without consideration of the merits of the petition).

Did you know CJI refused to entertain my petition that he chop off his own head and shove it up his rectum? Gautam however was happy to oblige- indeed, he had been beforehand in this respect.  

As this post notes, the petition’s claims were grounded within India’s obligations under public international, international humanitarian law, and the Genocide Convention.

None of which apply. Hamas started the fight. But it is their own people who are dying faster. Bhatia thinks it very strange that India wants Israel, not its own enemies, to win.  

Thus, whatever the Court’s final decision might have been (different courts across the world have taken different views on this issue), its refusal to even admit the case for hearing, citing what appeared to be a doctrine of absolute executive immunity in issues of foreign policy, is both baffling, and also inconsistent with other cases (such as the one discussed above), where the link with enforceable Part III obligations was far weaker, but where the Chief Justice’s Court was nonetheless far readier to intervene.

There is no Part III obligation to foreign terrorists. Bhatia thinks this is deeply unfair. Could the Bench have dismissed petitions from anti-Adani hacks? Sure. Perhaps it will be wiser in future. 

Getting back to the Hindenburg PIL, it is important to note this is not a mere academic debate: it matters. It matters because the decision of the Supreme Court to take cognisance of an issue has downstream effects on other regulatory and political institutions.

To be fair, it looked as though the expert committee might improve the regulatory environment. Then we realized it was headed by a retired judge- i.e. was sure to be shit.  

For example, saying that a matter is “sub-judice before the Supreme Court” can serve as an easy method of resisting scrutiny in other fora, such as – for example – joint parliamentary committee reports [JPCs] (in fact, this is exactly what happened).

Better yet is to shout 'liar, liar, your pants are on fire.' Still, Bhatia has at last mentioned the only reason the Bench was allowed to usurp power- except it wasn't really power, it was shit.  

Thus, when the Supreme Court takes a matter to itself, there is an automatic constraint with respect to how that matter can be treated in other fora.

Not if you are Prashant Bhushan. Just go on Twitter and scream abuse at the Judges. They won't dare jail you for contempt.  

It is therefore crucial for the Court to lay out with clarity and transparency the legal basis on which it is taking cognisance, the manner in which it is going about it, and what the legal outcome is going to be. In the Hindenberg case,

this was easily done. PIL Petitions had been received from anti-Adani hacks. 

this problem began (as we have seen) right from the start, and continued throughout, with controversies around the members of the Committee selected by the Court, sealed cover reports, and so on.

Which is why some were foolish enough to think the Committee mightn't be shit. The problem was that the allegations were wholly unsubstantiated. It is one thing to keep crying wolf. It is another to accuse the Judges of being werewolves. How else can you explain the absence of wolves? They must turn into judges when not prowling about on all fours.  

At times, it was unclear whether the Court saw its role as an adjudicatory body, or as a super-regulator. Indeed, it seemed to want to have the best of both worlds: to act as a technocratic super-regulator in that it was not required to anchor or publicly explain its decisions with reference to legal doctrine, but at the same time, as a court, in that whatever it did would not only have binding force, but be subject to no further dispute or appeal.

Nonsense! You can use a curative petition to appeal against the Supreme Court to the Supreme Court which will get confused, forget Res Judicata, and overrule itself. Bhatia is pointing at the stupid consequences of judicial overreach. Sadly, Chandrachud was part of the problem. Still, after what has happened in Bangladesh and Pakistan, we are going to see a more sober type of jurisprudence. Nobody bothers with nutters like Bhatia who are so ignorant of the law they think a judge can be sued for libel for remarks made when passing judgment! 

This might have been the best of worlds for the Court, but it was not a particularly good situation for the integrity of the legal system and for the rule of law.

Both have been shit for many decades now. It is extra-judicial killing which keeps the country together.  

Problems of inconsistency bedevilled CJI Chandrachud’s approach in other domains as well.

Nope. He did what his predecessors had done but with a touch more elan.  

One can arguably justify the suo motu cognisance of sexual violence during the Manipur crisis, given its scale and the veritable collapse of State-maintained order in the state (although it is an open question whether the Court’s intervention helped things in any significant way).

It didn't. It was just virtue signalling is all.  

However, cases such as the suo motu cognisance in the RG Kar rape-and-murder case raise questions about which instances of sexual violence warrant the Court’s direct intervention – overriding local law-enforcement and state authorities – and which instances do not: it cannot be simply on the basis of “vibes” or the manner in which the media reacts to a situation.

Sure it can. Why not? PILs are addictive. 

Indeed, it is rather starkly noticeable that for a large part of CJI Chandrachud’s tenure, barring a late intervention in a single case in his last week in office, the Supreme Court never acted on the one issue that – because of its continuing, pan-India character – would have warranted the Court’s intervention: the issue of punitive and targeted home demolitions (“domicide”).

Chandrachud knows the Bench would be ignored. Who will send Rahul or Yogiji or Stalin to jail? Anyone who wants to live to the end of the week?  

One may argue that the case was pending before another bench of the Court, but – as we shall see below – where the Chief Justice believed that a matter did warrant judicial intervention, he did not shrink from using his powers as the Master of the Roster to intervene. And what, one wonders, warranted intervention more urgently than the State-sanction, State-driven, extra-legal, frontier justice of demolishing homes as a response to law-and-order problems?

Why did Chandrachud not chop his own head off? What, one wonders, warranted this more urgently than the crying need of the hour which is to condemn Israel and stand shoulder to shoulder, sans head, with Hamas terrorists? It is an indelible stain upon the conscience of the Indian judiciary that it so signally failed to meet the demands of transformative justice at a time when trillions of Netan-Yahoos are being buggered to death by Bhatia's invisible cock.  

Was this less important than the interests of investors?

Why has Adani not chopped off his own head? Does he really think 'investors' aren't much much more concerned over the fate of terrorists in Gaza than they are over their soi disant 'investments'?  

Once again, thus, CJI Chandrachud’s deployment of these powers without adequate public justification remained a problematic point throughout his tenure.

The justifications in each and every case was provided by a petition, or petitions, filed in the proper manner. That's how Courts work. True, sometimes Judges go on leave or get promoted or retire, but his isn't all part of some sinister conspiracy. However, the abject failure of Chandrachud to chop off his own head is a blot upon the storied escutcheon of South Asian jurisprudence. Did you know that the Chief Justice of Sri Lanka- Justice Ravana- chopped off nine of his heads as a gesture of solidarity with Osama bin Laden? 

These inconsistencies extended beyond cognisance. For instance, when the marriage equality petitions were filed before the Supreme Court, identical or similar challenges were in the process of being heard by the Delhi and Kerala High Courts. Continuing a long-standing problem where the Supreme Court appears to pick and choose when to allow High Courts to keep hearing a case, and when to short-circuit that forum, CJI Chandrachud’s bench brought up all the cases to itself without sufficient explanation.

The explanation was simple. Concerned advocates had approached the Bench. Since the respondent would be the Union Government, it made sense to lump all such petitions together and invite a response before a constitutional bench. 

It also then referred the cases to a five-judge bench without a reasoned order of referral explaining why a case that was ostensibly about the interpretation of the Special Marriage Act required hearing by a Constitution Bench.

Because there was a constitutional question. Don't forget, where there is a lacuna in legislation, the Bench would prefer it if a political settlement is reached and an appropriate law is passed. 


Other examples include a further, discretionary widening of the Court’s already wide discretionary powers in its “curative jurisdiction....

in other words, allowing appeals against the decisions made on appeals. 

 the NN Global Case,

is an unstamped arbitration agreement binding? Yes. It's a fucking contract, dude. The Stamp Act was about getting a bit of revenue for the British Sarkar.  

where the Chief Justice-led bench, while hearing a curative petition in a case called Bhaskar Raju,

also about an unstamped arbitration agreement 

made the following order concerning a different case (NN Global) which was not before it:

nothing wrong with that. A British court might have done the same thing.

'Having regard to the larger ramifications and consequences of the view of the majority in N N Global Mercantile Private Limited vs Indo Unique Flame Limited and Others1, we are of the considered view that the proceedings should be placed before a seven-Judge Bench to reconsider the correctness of the view of the five-Judge Bench.

Because insisting on 'stamped paper' makes us Indians look like we haven't crawled out of the fucking Victorian age. The thing is a fucking contract, dude! What matters is whether it is valid or not.  

To no-one’s surprise, with an order like this setting the scene, a seven-judge bench led by the Chief Justice overturned the five-judge bench judgement in NN Global.

The Chief Justice is a Harvard man. He knows hatred of the Stamp Act was a cause of the American revolution. However, what is at issue here was not that some sort of fiscal offence was committed in terms of not using stamped paper but that there was a valid contract. 


NN Global was about the validity of unstamped arbitration agreements. No doubt, the decision of the five-judge bench had caused significant concern in the commercial world.

It made us look like a garbage country living in Dickensian times.  

Let us also grant that the judgement was incorrect. However, how can the Supreme Court’s curative jurisdiction – which is meant to be a highly circumscribed jurisdiction, limited to considering whether a gross injustice has taken place in a decided case, and which couldn’t have come to light earlier (such as the discovery of a fraud or forgery) – be used to reopen another, decided case, on grounds as vague as “larger ramifications and consequences”? 

A contract is a contract is a contract even if some triflingly fiscal offence is involved. The larger ramification is that the law should not make a fucking ass of itself.  

One can only justify this twisting of the Court’s existing procedures under a theory that grants to the Chief Justice a kind of extraordinary “guardianship” power over the Court as a whole. Under this theory, the Chief Justice would take a call about when judgments delivered by any bench of the Court – including by five-judge Constitution Benches – had got something wrong, and needed to be overturned.

Anyone can do this. You can approach the court or just defy the Bench and then threaten to smash their fucking skulls in. That's what worked in Bangladesh when a High Court reinstituted reservations which the PM had abolished six years previously. 

The Chief Justice could then use jurisdictional devices designed for very different purposes – recall, review, reference, curative – to bring about this desired outcome. As we shall see, if there is one thing that appears to be common across CJI Chandrachud’s judicial and administrative acts, it is this recourse to an extraordinary overriding power, that stands above all else.

No it doesn't. This cretin doesn't get that to overrule a five member bench, the CJI had to get a seven member bench to back his view. He didn't have 'extraordinary overriding powers' at all.  

Indeed, in another set of cases, this extraordinary power appeared even more starkly, to which we now turn.

b. An administrative master or a judicial master?

It is obvious that the administration of all Courts should be independent and the process streamlined.  


The Chief Justice is supposed to be the “first among equals,” and that too, only in an administrative sense. Someone has to run the administration of the court, and that someone is the Chief Justice. There were instances during CJI Chandrachud’s tenure, however, where the line between administrative head and a “super court of appeal” within the Supreme Court became dangerously blurred.

Everything is always becoming dangerously blurred to this cretin.  

For example, when a bench of the Supreme Court handed down an important judgement in Ritu Chhabaria’s Case on questions of default bail and personal liberty, bizarrely, the State attempted to have the Chief Justice’s bench recall that order; upon “mentioning”, even more bizarrely, the Chief Justice effectively stayed the judgement delivered by a different bench, noting that “in the event that any other applications have been filed before any other Court on the basis of the judgement of which recall is sought, they shall be presently deferred beyond 4 May 2023.”

Nothing wrong with that. He granted a brief stay and, as the Americans say, took the Solicitor General's assertion  'under advisement'. But he clarified the matter soon enough. In all relevant cases, the judgment in this case- viz. that bail could not be denied just by filing more and more chargesheets- was upheld. A slight delay made no difference to anyone. It is better to be safe than sorry in legal matters for the highest court. 

As I noted at the time, this was a highly irregular use of the Master of the Roster’s powers for three reasons, which I set out here again:

No such powers were involved. The Solicitor General had a right to request a stay and to point out a possible legal lacuna. This was speedily disposed off. The Bench had granted interim bail having taken note of abuse of power by the Trial Court and investigating agency. There was a brief period when other courts were asked not to take this as a precedent. Then the matter was finally resolved. Grant interim bail under like circumstances. There was absolutely nothing irregular about any of this. 

First, once a judgment of the Court has attained finality,

i.e. is published in the Supreme Court Reports. But there was an application from the Solicitor General to stay the decision. The Bench took this under advisement and clarified the matter quickly enough because, in fact, there was no need to alter the ratio. Harmonious construction already obtained.  

there are, in essence, two ways in which it can be reversed: either through a review, which is heard by the same bench that passed the judgment, or if another bench of coordinate strength, after a full hearing on the same issue, disagrees, and refers the matter to the Chief Justice for constituting a larger bench to resolve the difference in views. These guardrails are vital to ensure the sanctity of precedent, and to ensure that judgments of the Court cannot simply be altered on a whim.

But the division Bench's decision wasn't altered! This cretin does not get that Ritu Chabbaria is sound law!  

What has happened here, however, is that the State – being displeased by a judgment against it –

just like any party displeased with a judgment against it 

has attempted to have the judgment recalled – and that too, by a different bench!

Stayed, not recalled.  

To achieve this outcome, the State has gone to the Chief Justice, and essentially invoked the Chief Justice’s administrative power as master of the roster to constitute benches – but for the purpose of judicially reversing an unfavourable judgment.

But anyone at all can go to the Chief Justice and ask for the same remedy! The Solicitor General of India is not an ignorant fool. Was his representation sound in law? No. The judgment stood.  

It is a matter of grave concern that the Chief Justice’s bench has passed an order acquiescing to this request.

Suppose it had failed to do so. The Government would then allege that the Bench has not done its job. It could pass an ordinance or change the law. Similarly, any aggrieved party, unhappy with the decision of the Bench, can use such power as they command to overturn it.  Look at Bangladesh. The Chief Justice was forced to resign after failing to wholly quash unpopular reservations. 

Not only is the constitution of a three-judge bench to consider a “recall” of the Ritu Chhabaria judgment irregular,

There is nothing irregular in getting a stay on a decision. It gives you time to prepare your appeal (or, in this case, review petition) . If the Solicitor General wasn't simply flying a kite, he was welcome to seek this course. 

but for a three-judge bench to be even constituted in this case, there would have had to first be a

review petition. Where was it? If there is no petition how can you constitute a fucking bench to hear what doesn't fucking exist? 

reasoned judgment by a coordinate bench disagreeing with the view taken in Ritu Chhabaria,

Nope. That's not how review petitions work. On the other hand, if there is a contradiction in case law, a bigger Bench may be constituted to iron out the wrinkles. 

and providing reasoning for the same. That entire process has been short-circuited in this case, purely by the Chief Justice invoking administrative powers of the master of the roster.

No. There was a brief stay but no grounds for a review petition. The very purpose of the Ritu Chabbaria judgment was to prevent inordinate delay and lack of relief to those denied bail by the incessant filing of more and more charge sheets. It would be absurd if the Bench had to keep setting up more and more Benches to hear appeals to appeal to present review petitions. At the same time, refusal to grant stay orders when requested for an admissible purpose, may cause the judiciary to be disintermediated or subjected to considerable abridgement of powers.  


Secondly, and worse, in the final line, the Court says that pending default bail applications cannot be considered by other courts until the three-judge bench has heard the “recall” application.

The thing was only stayed for a total of 12 days. In this particular case, the Bench said 'application seeking recall of a final judgment is not maintainable and amounts to an abuse of process.' Thus, the current position is though the Bench has an inherent power of recall, so far as we know this can only be done by review or curative petitions. 

Effectively, this is one two-judge bench interdicting – or staying – the operation of a coordinate bench’s judgment – and that too, on an oral, ex parte mentioning, without a reasoned order.

Nonsense! Everybody has the right to ask for a stay pending presentation of a review petition. In this case, the Solicitor General was flying a kite about a discrepancy between the coordinate bench's decision and extant case law. Just think for a moment what would happen if the Courts start refusing stay orders in matters re. Policing or Military security. What if Chabbaria was a billionaire fraudster who fled with his ill gotten gains? What if he was a spy or a terrorist? It is unreasonable to refuse a stay order to a Solicitor General or other such legal luminary without looking into the matter.  

Once again, this appears to be a perilous escalation of the Chief Justice’s administrative powers as the master of the roster into judicial powers over other judges of the Court:

Where was it? CJI confirmed the decision and there was no fucking review petition. By Bhatia's reasoning, Chandrachud is an Islamic terrorist because he went into a temple. Clearly the fine line between worshipping there and smashing the place up became dangerously blurred. Also he must have assassinated Modi when he invited him to dinner. Chandrachud is a very dangerous terrorist who is killing Hindus and destroying temples- or, if that isn't entirely the case, he is coming dangerously close to committing such heinous acts.  

it effectively turns the Chief Justice into an imperium in imperio, an appellate authority within the Supreme Court.

No it doesn't. Review petitions will be heard by bigger Benches. The CJI will be more, not less, reliant on his brother judges.  

Thirdly, and most importantly, on substance: the judgment in Ritu Chhabaria has not been expressly or formally stayed. That being the case, on what basis has this bench denied to detainees across the country their right to default bail – which, as per Ritu Chhabaria – is a fundamental right under Article 21 – until after the 4th of May?

He means the 12th. The answer is that the basis on which the Bench did so had to do with the arrow of time which moves forward not backward. That is why when India became independent in 1947, Mangal Pandey in 1857 did not become free of his British overlords. This is clearly the fault of Chandrachud.  

Effectively, even as one bench of the Supreme Court has held that default bail is a fundamental right, another bench – on an oral, ex parte mentioning by the State – has suspended the operation of this fundamental right.

Because the Solicitor General might not have been flying a kite. There may have been merit to a review petition. This is the normal manner in which stay orders are given.  Suppose a future CJI departs from this sensible procedure. The Executive may disregard its orders and interpose some other body to approve or disapprove judgments on the grounds of public safety etc. The one weapon the Judges have is 'contempt'. But if they can't use it against Prashant Bhushan- a failed politician- whom can they use it against? Nobody at all. The police and the jailors will obey only those who pay their salaries.

In a similar but not identical vein, in X vs Union of India, CJI Chandrachud took the highly unusual step of exercising his powers as master of the roster

he is in charge of administration. It was the judge in the case who directed the ASG to approach him and get it relisted 

to himself direct that in a medical termination of pregnancy case that had been decided in favour of the pregnant woman, a recall application be placed before the same bench (on the ostensible basis that one of the members of the Medical Board had submitted additional information by email to the Additional Solicitor-General after the judgement).

This is false. A two judge Bench had agreed to medical termination of a pregnancy but the next day it became known that the foetus was viable. Would the judges give an order for its heart to be stopped? It would otherwise have severe developmental problems. At this point, one judge said he was functus officio and so the CJI, as administrative head, would have to reconstitute the Bench to review the case (though the ASG was using the term 'recall') Sadly, once this was done, the two judge bench failed to agree- the lady judge, it seemed, was squeamish about killing babies. It then had to go back to the CJI who constituted a three judge bench which permitted the birth of the baby. No wonder batty Bhatia is angry with Chandrachud! He should have set a good example by beating the tiny creature to death. 

The plain fact is the original Bench did not know that the foetus would survive and that it would be necessary to stop its heart. It appears that the petitioner too had a change of heart. She had previously suffered post partum depression. As far as we know, though mother and baby may no longer be together, both are in good health.  

Once again, it is unclear how an application for recall of a judgement passed by a different bench altogether can be placed before the Chief Justice of India,

Justice Kohli, one of the original judges, directed the ASG to approach the CJI because he was the administrative head and he needed to reconstitute the Bench for 'review' (or 'recall')  

and how he can act on it:

because that's his fucking job- you cretin! He has administrative powers to do precisely the thing that he did which, everybody would agree, was the right thing to do.  

this is not the conduct of an “administrative first among equals,”

Kohli said 'CJI has administrative powers to reconstitute the Bench' or words to that effect. Part of his job is being master of the roster. He did that job well in this particular case. 

but of an intra-appeals court.

Judge Kohli sent the ASG to knock on his door because he is the administrative head.  

Indeed, the record shows that CJI Chandrachud was well aware of this: because during the hearing of the recall application, the original bench returned a split verdict, and the matter had to be referred to a three-judge bench. CJI Chandrachud exercised his powers as master of the roster and placed the case before his own bench;

He acted promptly and did the right thing. It seems his talk of his devotion to Lord Ram is not just hot air. The guy is a real Hindu.  

in a judgement disallowing the pregnant woman from getting an abortion, he specifically noted applications for “recall” could end up creating an “intra-court appeal” system – but that in this case, given the exceptional facts and circumstances, the Court was invoking the notorious Article 142 of the Constitution (“the power to do complete justice”),

e.g refusing to order Doctors to stop the heart of a tiny little baby. 

and proceeding with the case.

The pregnant woman did not want the heart of the foetus to be stopped nor for it to suffer severe developmental abnormalities. The judgment says '  the email from AIIMS (asked for a direction to) to the doctors to stop the heartbeat. This Court is averse to issuing a direction of this nature... The petitioner, too, did not wish for this Court to issue such a direction. This was communicated by her to the court during the course of the hearing. In the absence of a direction to stop the heartbeat, the viable foetus would be faced with a significant risk of lifelong physical and mental disabilities. The reports submitted by the Medical Board speak for themselves.  For these reasons, we do not accede to the prayer for the medical termination of the pregnancy.'


In Isaac Asimov’s Foundation, one of the characters, Salvor Hardin, famously says that “violence is the last resort of the incompetent.” One may paraphrase him here: “Article 142 is the last resort of the capricious.”

Chandrachud is an utter scoundrel. Why did he save the life of a baby? No wonder Article 142 is so 'notorious' for the likes of batty Bhatia.  

He writes- On the other hand, in the domain of abortion law, and contrary to the tenor of his own prior record, CJI Chandrachud rather gratuitously (and, in my view, unnecessarily) further entrenched the “foetal interest” doctrine into Indian abortion jurisprudence: something that is a complete import from United States culture-war constitutionalism, and had, at least thus far, never been a prominent feature in India’s admittedly imperfect – but more liberty-protecting abortion doctrine.

Does this square with the facts of the case? A female judge refused to stand by a judgment which would result in the stopping of the heart of a tiny little baby. Was she American? Yes! She was a blonde lady from Texas who votes for Trump. Because of the split decision, the case had to go before a three judge bench. It turned out that three male judges were just as squeamish as the blonde lady. Moreover, the petitioner decided she did not want the heart of her baby to be stopped, nor did she want it to grow up with very severed developmental disabilities. Her mental health could be well managed by the hospital and thus she would not suffer greatly as a result of having the baby rather than extracted from her and then murdered by Doctors under the direction of Judges.

To Bhatia this is clear evidence that Chandrachud- already notorious for killing Modi and smashing temples (or dangerously blurring the line between doing so and not doing so at all)- has imported American legal doctrines. This is also the reason that he has not chopped off his own head to stand shoulder to shoulder, sans head, with Hamas terrorists. Meanwhile, trillions of Netan-Yahoos are being sodomized every day by Bhatia's invisible cock. Such is the sad saga of batty Bhatia vs. non baby-killing Chandrachud.