Showing posts with label Partition. Show all posts
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Saturday, 28 February 2026

Joya Chatterji's legacy of stupidity

 


Joya Chatterji is a distinguished British historian whose first degree was from the prestigious Lady Sri Ram College in Delhi.

Sadly she is stupid & ignorant.

Consider the following extract from her book 'Partition's legacies' on the 'long view' of Decolonisation in South Asia-

Decolonisation was a global process whose scale, pace, and implications are not best captured by a regional study. So what, one might ask, is gained by approaching the process from the perspective of South Asia?

Nothing. But a stupid and ignorant historian can tell stupid, ignorant, lies under this rubric.  

There are, I believe, compelling reasons for giving decolonisation in the region special attention. India was the first colony to achieve independence,

The Philippines became independent from the USA on July 4, 1946. India & Pakistan became independent in August of the following year. 

albeit as two separate nation states, India and Pakistan. Britain’s abrupt withdrawal from India after the Second World War – so swift that many have denounced it as a scuttle –

Indians could have formed a Federal Government under the provisions of the 1935 act.  

raised questions that have helped frame the debate about decolonisation, not just in India but elsewhere.

Stupid and ignorant people who teach worthless shite don't conduct a debate. They eat their own shit.  

Did Britain jump or was it pushed?

Why did the Tories pass the 1935 Act? The answer was that the Raj wasn't making much of a profit. Also, it was as boring as shit. Westminster didn't want to pass laws for India. Let the country become self-administering and self-garrisoning like the Settler Colonies.  

If it jumped, was the prime agency of decolonisation situated in the metropolis, as some historians argue?

The Tories had nice mansions in Mayfair. They didn't live in some Calcutta slum.  

In their view, Attlee’s Labour government chose to “transfer power” to independent nations from a Britain battered by war and mired in debt, thereby engineering a convenient “escape” from their Indian empire, while retaining, so it was hoped, informal influence over the region.

The British navy remained vital for the defence of South Asia. India retained a British admiral till 1958. Also, the Brits owed India money and thus India had an incentive to remain in the Sterling zone.  

Others who insist that Britain was pushed, by contrast, are more attentive to local or “peripheral” forces and pressures: 

e.g. India was a shithole. It smelled bad. Come to Delhi- get dysentery. So not worth it.  

widespread disorder during the Quit India Movement,

Which Wavell quelled by killing lots of people.  

communal riots

Gandhi told Wavell that if India wanted a bloodbath, India would get a bloodbath 

and famine,

like the Bangladesh famine of 1974? It was preceded by genocide. 

demoralisation in the lower ranks of government,

not to mention dysentery in the higher ranks.  

disorder in the ranks and on the streets, wave upon wave of strike action, and above all to nationalism on the road Towards Freedom. 

The recent Congress sponsored 'Bharat Bandh' was supported by 300 million people. Few noticed.  

For decades this debate, launched by political historians

stupid shitheads 

in the 1980s, seemed to be getting nowhere, stuck in a groove much like a needle in a vinyl record of that era, scratching away at the same refrains.

like this worthless shite.  

That fundamental disagreement reverberated, as Shipway notes, through the study of decolonisation in other parts of the world.

i.e. other countries, too, had useless shitheads who teach shite.  

The independence of India and Pakistan has powerfully influenced this wider debate, if not always in a helpful way. In recent decades, however, a new generation of scholars has moved the subject forward. Taken together, their work shows – and this is an argument I will pursue here – that decolonisation cannot be reduced to one or other of these single drivers.

It can be reduced to one and only one thing- viz. the ratio of cost to benefit. True, the French & the Dutch were foolish enough to squander a bit of blood & treasure on trying to take back Indochina & Indonesia respectively. But, if the thing isn't profitable, money for it will dry up sooner or later.  

It was a process simultaneously local and global. For one thing, in geo strategic terms, India was never merely local or peripheral: the subcontinent always played a pivotal part in wider British imperial strategy.

It could play the same role after Independence. But, after Hiroshima, Britain's security did not depend on the Royal Navy. It depended getting nukes & delivery systems. Anything 'East of Aden' could go fuck itself. The Suez crisis showed that sabotage could close the Canal & blow up oil pipelines.  

Even after India and Pakistan became independent, for the rest of the world they represented “exogenous factors” in their own right –

shit is exogenous to the asshole. But shit doesn't greatly matter if you pull the flush.  

for the colonised a beacon of hope of what they could achieve,

turn to shit 

and for colonisers a template of how they could manage retreat in parts of the world that were becoming too difficult, dangerous, or expensive to govern.

In which case they would be difficult for their own leaders to govern.  

Posing the question in either/or terms does not advance our understanding.

Because you are as stupid as shit. Teaching History destroys brain cells.  

By eschewing these polarities, I suggest that it was at conjunctures when local and global crises violently collided that decolonisation – never a smooth process – jolted forward.

This stupid lady doesn't understand that Ireland became independent in 1922. The price was partition.  

The particularities of the process in this region are another compelling reason to focus on South Asia:

Though it merely repeated the trajectory of Ireland.  

above all the fact that decolonisation was achieved by a radical partition.

Like Ireland.  

In turn, the vivisection of British India would become a template for partitions elsewhere,

No. The Indians rejected a Federal solution. The Malays, Nigerians etc. didn't though the Malays did throw out Singapore.  

notably Palestine in 1948.

Palestine wasn't fiscally viable just as it isn't now.  

But the Partition of India is also important because it has a profound bearing upon the second great issue of the subject – namely, what did decolonisation actually achieve?

Nonsense! Whether or not there was a federal solution, decolonisation meant local people moved into the mansions & officers of the former masters.  

Did it merely involve the capture of the imperial state by local elites who perpetuated imperial “customs of governance” to secure their own dominance?

True Independence means killing the bourgeoise & the kulaks & the left adventurists & the right deviationists & everybody else who looks like they might become some such thing. Why bother with Commie shite? Marxism is dead.  

What, if anything, changed on the ground for the ordinary citizen (herself a product of the decolonising imaginary) after the transfer of power?

Governance turned to shit.  

Is there merit in “the continuity thesis” which holds that freedom in South Asia did not meaningfully transform colonial structures of power?

Why did soi disant independent countries not ban dicks? Did you know dicks cause RAPE! 

I build upon recent scholarship to interrogate this powerful and durable thesis and challenge some of its conclusions, arguing that the imperial state was not some singular object, easily handed over, like a baton in a relay race, to local elites. Rather, it was an assemblage of power, “fluid, frequently irrational and often self limiting”, spread patchily over the various regions, articulated differently across different social spaces.

This could also be said of State power in the US, UK, Soviet Union etc. The fact is no country has banned dicks. This shows that everybody is a fucking Imperialist running dog of Neo-Liberal Patriarchy.  

Decolonisation was therefore, and could only ever have been, an irregular process by which the imperial order was disaggregated –

Scotland is a colony of England. Evil English toffs are starving wee Scottish bairns. The UN special rapporteur on food security has said that Scottish women lack access to arable land to grow turnips to feed their their families. This is why the diet of the typical Scot consists of deep fried Mars bars in batter & Buckfast tonic wine. 

Did you know that men in Scotland have dicks? This proves that King Charles III is a fucking tyrant.  

unevenly, haphazardly, and incompletely – and replaced, also incompletely, by two fragile and nascent national orders.

Like the nascent national orders in England & Scotland or Maryland & California. 

 Such a process was not, and could never have been, seamless.

Because that's how history works.  

Acknowledging the incompleteness has led historians to revaluate the significance of 1947

Its significance was fucking obvious. Some stupid Commies said 'Nehru is a lackey of Wall Street'. But once they were shot or incarcerated, they changed their tune.  

and question the timing (and periodisation) of decolonisation. Did it occur, in some definitive way, in 1947?

Yes.  

Or if it was indeed a more long drawn out process spread over about forty years or more,

Very true. When you celebrate your 40th birthday you are celebrating a long drawn out process spread over forty years and nine months.  

as Dipesh Chakrabarty

Dipshit has shit for brains.  

has suggested, where does 1947 stand in that longer course of events?

It comes after 1946 & before 1948. Being able to count is worthy of a PhD in History.  

I shall offer here some new ways of thinking about 1947,

No you won't. You will offer meaningless shite.  

which suggest that while many (but not all) imperial structures of governance stayed in place after Independence,

None did. India, Pak, Burma etc. could do what they liked whether or not they exited the Commonwealth or retained Dominion status.  

Partition saw off many of the old social structures.

No. It saw off lots of people who were killed or who had to run away.  

Another major change was that the independent states in South Asia had goals and purposes that their imperial counterparts had never envisaged.

It is easy to envisage stuff. It isn't the case that Nehru turned into a cabbage much to Mountbatten's surprise. Jinnah, on the other hand, chose to become a carrot. Bugs Bunny ate him & said 'What's up, Doc'. The King Emperor was greatly shocked by this development.  

They derived their legitimacy from different sources and had to be seen to deliver different goods.

Ethnic cleansing? That's what they delivered.  

They were subject, therefore, to far greater and very different pressures from the imperial regimes they replaced.

Not really. The Viceroy was under pressure from the Secretary of State who was under pressure from Parliament. Nehru kept winning elections & thus was under little pressure from anybody.  

The way the nation states evolved as they faced these new challenges is, I argue, a crucial part of decolonisation.

No. It had nothing to do with it whatsoever. That's why there wasn't much 'evolution' in India- indeed, you had dynastic rule till assassination tempered autocracy. India became unitary and stayed unitary. Pakistan & Burma had military intervention & civil wars. India didn't, thought there were some localised insurgencies.  

And by focussing on some of the

stupid or meaningless  

questions raised by the recent historiography on South Asian decolonisation which have lent the subject fresh levels of empirical granularity and theoretical sophistication, I hope to pose new

stupid or meaningless  

issues for the field as a whole.

 1914–1922: From Flanders to Chauri-Chaura Colonial rule in India was a bricolage.

No. It was homogenous in the directly ruled areas & increasingly standardized in the protectorates.  

A congeries of complex and fluid relationships, it was never spread evenly across the subcontinent;

Just as British rule wasn't evenly spread over London. That's why there was more crime in some parts of the City.  

it penetrated some regions more deeply than others,

Because that is the nature of power. Basically, there is 'service provision discrimination' such that some get more protection than others. Sadly, in London now, you can get mugged in Mayfair just as easily as in Mile-End.  

catching particular social groups more intensely in ever shifting webs of collaboration and extraction.

Doctors pay more in tax than muggers. Sad.  

For purposes of analysis, three types of relationship might be identified.

There were two types of relationships- Indians were either British subjects or British protected subjects.  

First, there were the unequal and often uneasy alliances between the British imperial establishment and their so called collaborators, drawn from the Indian elites: princes, landlords, so called community leaders, mercantile elites, and high caste or ashraf educated Indians who helped govern the empire.

Fuck off! Plenty of such people were disloyal & actively trying to ally with Britian's enemies- e.g. the Aga Khan who was an admirer of Hitler. The true collaborators were guys paid by the Brits- i.e. civil servants, police officers, soldiers etc.  

Second, there were relationships based upon the extraction of labour:

e.g. whores who had to extract jizz from johns?  

peasants growing cash crops for export,

in return for money 

workers in the public and industrial sectors, bonded and indentured labourers on the plantations, lascars who travelled the high seas in the service of the imperial economy, sepoys who manned the Indian army, as well as huge cohorts of lowly constables, village chaukidars and patwaris who

got a bit of money for doing their job 

represented “the realities of rule . . . closer to the ground.”

Commie bullshit. Still, it is true that once Neo-Liberalism is crushed nobody will have to work. Donald Trump will come and wipe their asses for them. 

Third, and at the broadest level, there were the connections that existed between the Raj and its ordinary subjects who, more or less, obeyed the law and paid taxes.

Viceroy would wipe their bums.  

These were fragile linkages and bonds. Some were built on face to face interactions between rulers and the ruled; but most were rather more intangible relationships, deriving from notions of subjecthood, or namak, fealty to the hukum or will of the British sarkar. 

Did you know that 'salary' comes from the Latin word for salt? British people who work in return for wages are showing fealty to the employer whose salt they eat. What is the point of saying something about India which is also true of every other country at every period of history?  

Given how thinly the British presence was spread on the ground, Indian intermediaries

employees 

mediated between the Raj and its numerous subjects in almost every sphere of governance.

Given how thinly Donald Trump's presence is spread on the ground of the USA, he does not deliver your mail personally. An employee of an agency of the Federal Government does so. On the other hand, in the UK, Queen Victoria personally delivered all letters.  

Decolonisation in South Asia is best understood as

Westminster passing a law saying 'such and such country is now independent.' 

the intricate process by which these relationships unravelled,

Nobody knows what that process was. We do know what acts were passed by Westminster at different times.  

at different levels of imperial engagement and varying speeds, and across an array of locations. It was not, and could never have been, a smooth unilinear movement

Yet, that is what it was. Unlike economic processes, constitutional law is 'unilinear'.  

along the high road to freedom. Along the way there were starts and stops, spurts and lulls, with more crises and corners to be negotiated than open roads and clear destinations.

Rubbish! There was a straight line from 1860 to 1947.  

It is only by recognising the intricacies and complex interplays, both temporal and spatial, that we can begin to grasp what decolonisation was, and still is today.

Commie bullshit unless it is also RSS bullshit. We must decolonize India by banning English and ensuring every cow gains employment as a Joint Secretary in a Government Ministry.  

But when, and where, did that process begin?

London. It began with the formation of the East India Company. It ended with the Indian Independence Act passed in July 18, 1947,

With no singular origin for a process of this complexity,

Yes there is. I've just given it. Either a discipline has 'bright line' demarcations or it isn't a discipline. It is just idle chit chat.  

I will focus instead on critical junctures, moments of acceleration and of crisis.

She is too stupid to recognize any such things. The critical juncture was the fall of the Tzar. This signalled that the age of multi-ethnic Empires was over.  The British Empire might survive as a Commonwealth with a common defence policy. India would have to become self-administering and self-garrisoning. How long would this take? Some thought it might take a century of 'dyarchy'. But Willingdon in Madras thought Madras could proceed more rapidly to provincial autonomy. After that, like Canada, Australia, South Africa etc. the Indians would agree to form a Federal Government. 

The First World War and its aftermath – sadly still an understudied subject from Indian perspectives – was the first such major occasion when the concerns of Indians were propelled into an unprecedented confrontation with worldwide crises.

It was initially quite heartening for the Imperialists. India appeared loyal and ready to send troops & cash. But once the Tzar fell, it was obvious that even backward Asiatics didn't think God wanted them to die for some distant Emperor.  

For one, the war drew Britain into a head on collision with the Ottoman sultan and caliph of Islam in ways that deeply tested the loyalty to the Raj of India’s Muslims.

Not really. A Muslim former ICS officer was an effective propagandist for the Brits. Most Muslims wanted to show they were more loyal- and had greater martial ability- than the Hindus, if not the Sikhs.  

Not unlike the revolutionary Ghadar revolt,

There was no revolt. The Ghaddarites were mainly concentrated in the American West Coast. Khilafat spread after the war between 1919-1922. This suited the Brits who wanted the Ottoman Caliph to be their puppet. Incidentally a Khilafati tried to assassinate Ataturk whom the Caliph had sentenced to death.  

with which it was loosely connected, the Khilafat Movement was simultaneously local, national, and “global”: its most expansive goals, as Maia Ramnath has noted,

It was stupid shit. Ataturk got rid of the Caliphate & defeated the Greeks & the allies. Significantly, ht Soviets helped him. Indeed, the first country to recognize Saudi Arabia was the USSR.  

“could only really be imagined and enacted . . . outside the country.”

There was also the equally ridiculous 'hijrat'- i.e. emigration to Afghanistan. The Afghans weren't enthused.  

But it was also substantially located within India, in local communities, rallied by ulema, students, and journalists writing for a buoyant Urdu press, in a formidable agitation against the government. The war also sucked labour out of India and flung it abroad into strange lands. “Never before,” says Ravi Ahuja, “had rural people from the Indo Afghan frontier region and Nepal, from the Punjab and other military recruitment grounds of ‘British India’ engaged with European societies as intensively.”

There was a genuine danger of a spontaneous uprising. That's why the Brits brought in the Rowlatt Act. Gandhi started an agitation but called it off after Dyer massacred people in Jallianwallah Bagh. He then went on to lead Mulsim, Hindu & Sikh troops to victory in the third Afghan War.  

When Gandhi launched the non-cooperation movement, he wrote to the Viceroy saying he wouldn't withdraw the agitation even if violence occurred. He was lying. There was violence at Chauri Chaura & he unilaterally surrendered. In Egypt, a spontaneous uprising caused Allenby to demand UK recognise Egyptian independence (there had been a 'Veiled Protectorate') & bring back Saad Zaghloul. Ireland too achieved independence as did Afghanistan in 1922. But Gandhi had unilaterally surrendered. This meant that when Labour took power (as part of a coalition) in 1924, it didn't honour a previous pledge to give India independence. Olivier, not Wedgwood, was appointed Sec. of State for India. He soon became convinced that the Indians- Motilal & C.R Das- had shit for brains. The Brits would have to stay on.

I should mention the Moplah atrocities (massacre of Hindus) in Kerala. They caused South Indian politicians, like C.Sankaran Nair (who had condemned Jallianwallah Bagh) to whimper for some second Dyer to come to the rescue of the Hindus. He wrote a book titled 'Gandhi & anarchy'. The message was clear, Non-Violence was cool only so long as Pax Brittanica prevailed. Protest against the Brits by all means, but don't, for fuck's sake, let them leave unless (as Gandhi said at the Second Round Table Conference) they first hand over the Army to the INC. 

Ironically, however, Gandhi’s success in becoming the Mahatma of the masses compromised his control over the direction of the movement he had started.

No. His problem was that he had visited the place and collected money & enrolled Congress men there. This meant there was evidence he had participated in a 'conspiracy to wage war on the King Emperor'- i.e. he could be sent to the Andamans. Better to meekly go to prison on the much lesser charge of sedition. He cooperated with the prosecution by pleading guilty and asking for the maximum penalty. 

Why did Chauri Chaura happen? The answer is that the Majithia (Sikh) princely family had been awarded a big estate there in return for their loyalty during the Mutiny. The Sikh police chief there was unpopular. That is why policemen were attacked.  

The denouement came at Chauri Chaura, a village in the North Indian district of Gorakhpur. Inhabitants of this hamlet, convinced that the new utopia was just over the horizon, burnt hapless Indian policemen alive for standing in their way, putting their little station to the torch.

Why won't Joya tell us why policemen were the target here but not elsewhere?  

This dramatic instance of violence prompted Gandhi abruptly to call off Non cooperation. 

Why did he cooperate with the prosecution? He could have said 'I don't recognize the authority of this court. Fuck off back to Blighty you white bastids.' 

In January he had said

"Swaraj means, in the event of the foregoing demands (Khilafat and Justice for Punjab) being granted, full Dominion Status. The scheme of such swaraj should be framed by representatives duly elected in terms of the Congress constitution. That means four-anna franchise. Every Indian adult, male or female, paying four annas and signing the Congress Creed, will be entitled to be placed on the electoral roll. These electors would elect delegates who would frame the swaraj constitution. This shall be given effect to without any change by the British Parliament.

The Muslims might swallow this so long as Congress was allied with Khilafat. Once that alliance ended, Gandhi's demands would be opposed by everybody- Muslims, Justice Party (non Brahmin Madrasis), Princes, Akalis, Christians, etc. 

All his own financial supporters wanted was a deal with Manchester which they got ten years later (Mody-Lees agreement). 

After February 1922, Britain dictated the pace & scale of reform. First, the Rowlatt act was repealed because there was no need for it. Then in November 1923, General Elections in British India were held. Dyarchy could go forward but it was pretty useless. After Labour returned to power, Gandhi had a second chance which he muffed. Tory grandees then framed & passed the 1935 act which Churchill reviled. 

 Of course, the politics of Non cooperation floundered after this.

Indians realised that a spontaneous uprising- like that in Egypt- could succeed. But what would happen next? A Bolshevik uprising? Better to stick with the Brits who could supply 'the smack of firm government' till they got bored & handed over power (i.e. control of the army) to some barrister or the other.  

And of course, as scholars have noted, the end of non cooperation was followed by a decade of apparent calm. But the events between 1917 and 1922 represented a decisive shift in the relationship between rulers and ruled.

No. It represented a decisive shift in what people believed would happen if the Brits fucked off. Might there be Bolshevism or Ataturkism? In 1928, Ataturk replaced the sacred Arabic script with the 'la-deen' Latin alphabet. The Soviets were worse. They were killing priests & mullahs and closing down mosques & churches. The landed aristocracy had been massacred or chased away.  

Much had been damaged in the fragile web of imperial relationships.

Not really. By 1926 the new Viceroy's big problem was Hindu-Muslim riots, not the assassination of British officers. However, the UK had completely changed its conception of the relationship between London & the Dominions. India too was ceasing to be profitable. Best to hand over power & be rid of the headache.  

It was the first major crisis in the bumpy road to decolonisation.

One can draw a straight line from the Viceroyalty of Ripon to the Morley-Minto reforms & then the Montague-Chelmsford proposals & the supposed 'devolution' which was supposed to proceed apace in the Twenties. One might say there was a crisis in 1919- British troops were mutinous & Punjab was seething with unrest. Olivier saw that the Sikhs could be placated by getting rid of the Udasis Mahants even if this pissed off wealthy Bedis. It must be said, governance improved in the Punjab. British investment in canals had paid off. The people eagerly embraced education, thrift & enterprise. 

 The Interwar years – Deceleration? The Raj responded by devising novel strategies to reassert its authority.

No. London proceeded down a road dictated by British MPs. The Irish headache was over. The Indian headache was diminishing. If Canada doesn't want to send troops to fight Johnny Turk, we must respect their decision. The UK needed to focus on its own problems.  

It strove to hold on to power

No. It strove to transfer power to 'responsible', if not 'representative' hands. MPs didn't want to sit through boring discussions of peshkash or taqqawi. They needed to solve the problems afflicting Industry- in particular, they needed to deal with the threat of a 'General Strike'.  

by building new alliances and afforcing old ones.

The Princes were given a freer hand. More Indians were admitted to the higher ranks of the Civil Service. From 1918 onward, Indians were admitted to Sandhurst.  

The plan was to devolve, in two stages, a measure of power to some Indians in the provinces.

The Brits gave universal franchise to the Ceylonese in 1931. Indians could have got the same thing if the minorities hadn't objected.  

The goal of both the Government of India Acts of 1920 and 1935 was to recruit new collaborators in the provinces and strengthen the hand of old friends.

Why pretend the Brits were fucking Nazis recruiting 'collaborators' or Quislings?  

The British hoped to achieve this by giving certain provincial groups (men with wealth, land, and education) a share in provincial government,

women got the vote at the same time as men. Some princely states had universal franchise.  

and the right to raise and spend local taxes,

This existed, on paper, since Lord Ripon’s Local Self-Government Resolution of May 18, 1882. The problem was Indians don't like paying taxes. The 'Chirala-Pirala' deshtyag (i.e. abandoning homes & going to live in the Jungle) was a response to increased local cesses to pay for sewers, schools, etc. The greatness of Gandhi is that he said sewers were a bad thing. You should shit where you like and then use a small spade to cover over your faeces. Schools are very evil. If you send your kids to school they start demanding money to buy textbooks. Keep them at home and make them work for you. Hospitals are satanic. Doctors use them to spread diseases so as to increase their own earnings. If you fall ill, I will give you an enema. If that doesn't do the trick, I will take some wet mud and apply it to your body. If you wife falls sick, let her die. Medicine costs a lot of money. 

thereby fortifying their local power and patronage (and, it was hoped, their loyalty).

Very true. Cambridge University paid this lady some money & thus secured her loyalty. She would beat to death any fucking Oxonian she met.  

Historians have observed that this “retreat to the centre” worked for a while, at least in terms of quelling major disturbances.

The Brits didn't greatly care if Indians slaughtered each other. Sadly, the Indians cared even less.  

Provincial parties and provincial questions dominated India’s politics in the 1920s, much as the British had intended them to do.

No. The Brits were stupid enough to think that Indians would want to solve 'collective action problems' by raising taxes & spending money on improving infrastructure, education etc. with the result that Income would rise more than proportionately so that the burden of tax would fall- i.e. a virtuous circle would be created. Indians had no desire to do this save maybe in Punjab & to some extent in Madras & Bombay presidency.  

Until 1929, when Lord Simon’s

Sir John Simon. He became a Lord in 1940.  

visit to India heralded a new round of reforms, politics at the all India level appeared to have lost all momentum.

It was vigorous enough. The hope was that the Indians would show cohesiveness & thus the Simon Commission could convince Westminster to get behind Provincial Autonomy & preparation for a Federal India.  

Yet the interwar interlude watered down British sovereignty over India in subtle but significant ways. To make its strategies work, the Raj had to concede to the provinces the right to certain heads of revenue, degrading substantially its powers of extraction.

It would be fair to say the UK was only breaking even on India.  

Under the 1920 constitution, the centre in New Delhi had to transfer about £6 million to the provinces.

Nonsense! The Meston Settlement forced the provinces to pay 10 million quid to the centre. Madras was disproportionately taxed. We are still angry about it. The thing was scrapped by the end of the decade. 

It also began the “Indianisation” of government. In 1920, dyarchy, as this exercise in power sharing was called, gave Indian politicians in the provinces some say over certain areas of governance that today would be described as “development” (whether schools, sanitation, or roads), which were of vital importance to Indian lives in the localities, but which the Raj regarded as secondary to its core purposes.

Defence & Law & Order. It was literally a 'Night-Watchman' state. Sadly Indians didn't even want to pay the 'chowkidar' (night-watchman) tax.  

After the Government of India Act of 1935, the vote was increased sevenfold, to about thirty five million voters, who now could elect their own provincial governments presided over by Indian premiers.

Interestingly, the Commies did well in 1937- better than in 1946.  

But the terms of the 1935 Act ensured that these governments would be dominated by “communal majorities”.

New provinces- Sindh & Orissa- were created. Burma & Aden went their own way.  

This raised fears of permanent minority status among increasingly bitter and vocal political minorities, Hindu and Muslim alike, in different provincial settings: notably in the Punjab, Bengal, and the United Provinces.

This fear had already been expressed in the Twenties.  

In the elections of 1937 the Congress, revived by another round of civil disobedience led by Gandhi in the 1930s,

because of the abject failure of that movement- in particular the threat that the property of Congress members would be expropriated- Congress decided not to boycott the elections. Still, the Tories didn't expect them to win. 

won the support of most Hindu voters and came into office in every Hindu majority province in British India. In some Muslim majority provinces, “loyalists” did rather better, particularly in the Punjab where the cross communal Unionist Party came to power;

it was the landlord's party 

but in Bengal, the largest province in India, the “Krishak Praja” party,

the tenant's party 

backed by rural Muslims with anti establishment views, seized control.

No. It had to ally with the League or the Mahasabha. Hindu Bengalis think Nehru should have allied with Fazl ul Haq.  

This polarisation of provincial legislatures along communal lines would have far reaching implications in the 1940s.

The Muslim league claimed that Congress rule had hurt the Muslims who were being forced to chant Vande Mataram in the 'Nai Talim' schools. Hindus pointed out that nothing whatsoever was being taught in those schools.  

The Indianisation of government in the provinces whittled away, meanwhile, at the morale of British civil servants, who, as Bhattacharya has shown, found it hard to take orders from Indian ministers.

Only if they were utterly crap. Under Rajaji in Madras, morale improved. In fact the British ICS officers decided to voluntarily give up alcohol when prohibition was introduced though they had been offered medical permits to get booze.  

The “iron frame” of the Indian Civil Service, on the face of it still intact, was becoming less secure under the surface.

Not if the Ministers were good. But that is true of any country.  

Among civil servants, the introduction of popular government challenged their singular focus of loyalty.

No. The constitutional position was clear. The good news was that there was a clear chain of command. You can't be blamed for doing what you are ordered to do.  

Competing commitments to different political masters, the Raj on the one hand and provincial ministers on the other, forced government servants to make their allegiances “both more explicit and more flexible”.

Not really. If you had a shitty minister you could generally find some way to get posted elsewhere.  

This did not bode well for the empire.

Because it was turning into a Commonwealth. But for Gandhi's stupidity or cowardice it would have got what Ireland got in 1922. But that's exactly what the Indians didn't want.  

In the interwar years the Raj might have persuaded itself that it still controlled the “vital attributes of sovereignty” by beating a strategic retreat to the centre.

It was transferring power in the same manner that it had done in settler colonies.  

The viceroy continued to sit in splendour in his grand new viceregal lodge on Raisina Hill, apparently the commander of all he surveyed. But that was increasingly a chimera. The old balances had changed. By wresting fiscal autonomy from the treasury in London, Delhi had tipped the scales in India’s favour.

Nonsense! The Brits actually increased their control over the Indian economy as they themselves faced austerity. About 34 million pounds in gold was shipped from India over the course of the Thirties despite falling commodity prices. 

Meanwhile in the provinces British rule was starting to look rather less secure. 

Not as insecure as it looked to Whitehall. In 1932 the 'ten year rule' (i.e. the assumption there would be no war for ten years) was scrapped though rearmament began in earnest only after 1936. But, already, it was clear that air power would be decisive. In fact the UK wanted an offensive air doctrine. This meant the Empire counted for less & less. The Australians understood that they needed to befriend the Japanese. The Royal Navy couldn't fight a two front war. Even in the Great War, Japan had taken over some duties (even in the Mediterranean! ) from the Royal Navy. By 1938, the Brits were having to spend some of their own money on Indian defence. 

The Second World War stripped India of its best soldiers & military equipment. Moreover, the Hitler-Stalin pact meant that Indian Commies had an incentive to get arms and stage an uprising. The country was very vulnerable. Thankfully, most Commies were utterly shite. One who wasn't- and who helped Bose to get out of India- quickly became Ian Fleming's brother's best double agent after Hitler invaded the Soviet Union. 

Why didn't the Indians- seeing War approach- form a Federal Government so as to enrich themselves from Defence contracts & (later on) American largesse? The answer is that they were utterly shite. Gandhi in 1939 wrote that the Brits must not fuck off until they handed over the Army to Congress. Why? Because Congress is a Hindu party. Hindus believe in Ahimsa fairy & thus can't fight. If the Brits leave the meat-eating Muslim & the Punjabi (regardless of creed) & maybe also the Gurkhas will take over everything. Ahimsa fairy may protect the anal cherries of Dalits but that was about all it could do. 

My point is that no non-Congress careerist gained any value by allying with the Maha-crackpot. Still, the question remains, why did so many Indians eagerly join the Army or take jobs as policemen & jailors? The answer is that Britain always paid its debts- including pensions to ex-servicemen. Nobody could trust any Indian- more particularly if he was your brother or cousin- when it came to zar, zinn & zamin (gold, women, Land). 

Still, if the Japs hadn't attacked Pearl Harbour, Eastern India would have had to be abandoned to the Japanese. One reason they wanted it was to stop American supplies to the Chinese 'over the hump'. American air-power enabled Gen. Slim to by pass the Japs (he was resupplied by air) who quietly starved to death in the jungles of Burma. Gandhi, fool that he was, had been wrong to bet on the Japs & demand the Brits 'Quit India'. At this point, something unexpected happened. Wavell- the man who brutally crushed the '42/'43 resistance- decided India was indefensible. He proposed the evacuation of the White population! Churchill was dismayed. The man was a second Allenby! Even Atlee found him defeatist. Still, Wavell's authority as a military man forced even the die-hard Tories to concede a full & genuine transfer of power. Atlee authorised Mountbatten to get out even if he didn't have a deal. Just transfer power to the Princes & the Provincial Premiers. Get the Whites out & let the place revert to anarchy- if that's what the Indians want. Thankfully, the Hindus had learned from their history that they must hang together against the Muslim menace. That is why India survives to this day. 

Was Partition inevitable? Yes- once Muslim officers decided they would be better off in Pakistan. Liaquat Ali Khan, as Finance Minister, was able to use Muslim civil servants to paralyse the administration. Sardar Patel, the Home Minister, was snookered. After 'Direct Action Day'- i.e. the Bengali Premier's attempt to secure Calcutta for Pakistan by massacring Hindus- the die was cast.

Astonishing as it may seem in retrospect, no one expected the carnage that followed.

A lot of it was carefully planned. Still, Indians are always making grand plans. They are lazy people. Nothing may come of it.  

No one anticipated the refugees, the looting, the mayhem, and the massacres. A state and army in the simultaneous process of a transfer of power, and dividing itself into two parts, was ill prepared to cope with the riots that spread across the Punjab, killing three quarters of a million people.

It would have been easy to organize an exchange of population supervised by troops from other areas- e.g. Madrasis in Punjab & Punjabis in Bengal. The other thing was that the local administration should have externed or incarcerated known incarcerators. In two or three cases a mob should have been machine gunned. The thing was easy enough to do. But why bother?  

Contrary to Devji’s assertion that Pakistan was intended to be a “Muslim Zion”, there is little evidence to suggest that Jinnah expected all of India’s Muslims to migrate there, or that he welcomed them, and mounting evidence to suggest that the governments of both Pakistan and India were desperate to stop the tides of refugees spilling over the new borders and engulfing their nascent states.

They genuinely didn't give a fuck. It must be said, Punjabi refugees were seen as people with fighting spirit. Help them & you increase your own strength. Bengalis are useless- more particularly if, like J.N Mandal, they supported the Muslim League. Let them fuck off & die in some jungle in Orissa.  

These upheavals have been the subject of much scholarly attention.

We picture them furiously fisting themselves as they gloat over atrocity stories. 

Some historians, notably Sekhar Bandyopadhyay, challenge what they see as an overdrawn emphasis on the impact of Partition, overshadowing the moment of freedom.

Indians didn't care then but may pretend to do so now coz the Brits weep over it.  

Research has shown that in a myriad ways refugees drove change. 

In which case there would have been change on both sides of the border. There wasn't. Consider Madras. It had zero refugees but has changed greatly. Bengal too has changed- for the worse. 

 Partition profoundly shaped and marked citizenship in India and Pakistan,

No it didn't. That's why Pakistan broke up.  

and later in Bangladesh.

Because Pakistani citizenship didn't mean Pakistan Army wouldn't rape and kill you.  

It framed notions of belonging,

the integration of the Princely States did that as did the linguistic reorganization of States in India & the replacement of Urdu with Hindi & so forth.  

and coloured attitudes towards government servants and the state itself.

Not really. Speaking generally civil servants had greater power till the political class asserted itself.  

As Gould, Sherman, and Ansari have pointed out, assumptions about the loyalty of officers and men were fundamentally altered by Partition everywhere in the subcontinent, even in its most remote district.

No. They remained the same. Morarji Desai had been in Provincial Civil Service in Godhra. There were riots there. Since he was Hindu, he was accused of partiality towards Hindus. There really is nothing new under the Sun.  

Government workers who did not belong to the majority community were particularly vulnerable to charges of disloyalty and corruption, even as popular perceptions of corruption and partiality among bureaucrats grew more commonplace.

Corruption would increase but controls on market forces make that inevitable.  

The discourses of “corruption” and “anti corruption”, Gould notes, were “often used as a means of creating or consolidating social advantage”;

the issue of which community was disproportionately getting Government jobs had been around since the 1880s.  Did you know that 120 percent of all Judges in the Miss Teen Tamil Nadu Beauty pageant belong to Iyengar community? That is why I didn't win that coveted title last year. 

and in a context where flux and change intensified these struggles for advantage, the discourse of corruption undermined public faith in government itself. It quickly led to a mood of disillusionment and put a dampener on the euphoria of freedom, a mood brilliantly captured in R.K. Narayan’s Malgudi novels.

Fuck off! Malgudi (Mysore) was not affected by partition. Indeed, it wasn't affected very much by anything at all. That was its charm.  

The adoption in 1950 of universal adult suffrage was another remarkable and dramatic change in India.

Not really. Burma got it earlier. Ceylon got it in 1931. Getting rid of separate electorates meant Muslims lost political influence.  

(Whether this would have been achievable so quickly without the changes Partition wrought is moot.)

Muslims aren't terribly keen on Democracy. 

As Shani notes, this involved deliberate “ruptures from colonial practice”

e.g. Viceroy wiping his own bum. Nehru never wiped his own bum. He requested aid from Eisenhower for bum-wiping purposes with the firm intention of developing indigenous bum-wiping technology & infrastructure by 2047. True Independence means being able to wipe your own bum. This is why we need a Planning Commission so as to implement Amartya Sen's capability approach to bum-wiping in a truly inclusive & democratic manner.  

which had deemed full democracy “impracticable” in Indian circumstances.

What we got was Dynasticism till autocracy was tempered by assassination.  

Bold in imagining “all eligible adults as procedurally equal individuals”,

which they already were. 

with an equal right to vote,

eligible voters had always had an equal right to vote. Eligibility had expanded, that is all.  

India’s constitution makers also made provisions for affirmative action to “uplift” the “downtrodden” scheduled castes and tribes.

This existed in the 1935 bill. Ambedkar's genius was to strip this benefit from Muslims, Sikhs & Buddhists (Christians were already barred).  

While scholars

useless shitheads 

identified certain continuities in this approach with colonial constitutionalism and its communal safeguards, many agree that the 1950 constitution, and the rights and redresses it gives citizens, have collectively assumed a status almost larger than life in India’s public culture.

Some cretins talk off the constitution as a 'holy book' & gas on about 'constitutional morality' (which only applies to those who hold office in constitutionally mandated bodies.)  

Rohit De vividly describes how “a document with alien antecedents

The Constitution itself subscribes to the doctrine of constitutional autochthony (i.e. all laws are deemed to be indigenous) which was borrowed from the Irish.  

that was the product of an elite consensus” became “part of the lived experience of ordinary Indians”, becoming “the dominant field for Indian politics”.

Fuck off! The lived experience of ordinary Indians was that the Constitution didn't mean shit. Anyway, the First Amendment made this amply clear. 

The constitution’s procedural provisions, which “empower citizens to challenge laws and administrative actions before the courts, and greatly enhance the powers of judicial review”, have allowed the citizen to have her say in “an elite conversation”.

The right of judicial review was firmly established under the Raj- vide. Emperor v Burah (1877)  

Writ petitions

first recorded as used in 1774 

have forced state authorities to defend their policies before courts, and the government has suffered huge reverses in these bruising encounters.

Only if it gives a shit about the matter. Getting a judgment is one thing. Enforcing it is another altogether.  

Partition did not greatly affect India. One could say that Punjab & Bengal lost influence while the cow-belt gained it. But that had been happening since the early nineteen twenties when the boycott of the Prince of Wales was strongest in UP & Bihar. 

I suppose, the Kashmir issue is the biggest legacy but the truth is there would have been a problem there sooner of later. At the time of second Round Table Conference, the Maharaja had called in British troops to put down a rebellion in Poonch. The Brits stayed on & thus, when they left, the place would probably have gone to Pakistan in any case. Still, Kashmir doesn't greatly matter to most Indians though, no doubt, Modi benefits by periodically 'mowing the grass' with air-strikes on terrorist training camps across the border. 

Joya has something odd to say about the only important legacy of Partition-

None of this is intended to suggest that conflict was no part of the relationship between India and Pakistan. Of course it was. Kashmir was already a huge bone of contention in the early months of 1948. Junagarh, Hyderabad, and the Indus Waters dispute would soon deeply compromise the fragile trust between these two nations.

Pakistan could do nothing about Junagarh & Hyderabad. America solved the Indus water problem. The Pakistanis jumped the gun on Kashmir but probably got all they could safely keep. Nehru's stupidity & the Army's poor showing in '62 may have encouraged Ayub (some say it was actually Bhutto) to invade in '65. After '71, Pak Army decided it needed 'force multipliers' against both Afghanistan & India. This was the 'mard-e-momin' (Islamic superman) doctrine so loved by Field Marshall Munir which now means that Pak is fighting both India & Afghanistan while keeping Imran Khan in jail. 

It is obvious that Pak Army is keeping this issue alive to consolidate its power. Munir got promoted & ensured the Army got more money after Modi punished Pakistan last year. Now Hamas, having been beaten to a pulp in Gaza, is building relations with jihadi outfits in Pakistan. 70,000 Gazans are now enjoying 72 virgins each in Heaven. Why not join them there? According to Trump, Khameni has been killed. It appears backing Hamas can get you to jannat much more quickly than you anticipated. 

But the point here is that both sides had developed a pragmatic understanding that each of these conflicts had to be resolved,

No. Pakistan Army has the even more pragmatic understanding that it will get less money if the conflict is resolved.  

or if that was not possible, at least contained.

India bombs Pakistan & it runs howling to Uncle Sam. Trump says Sharif thanked him for saving the lives of 35 million Pakistanis.  

Moreover, these areas of conflict must be understood alongside the very significant areas of agreement between the two sides.

Joya can't understand shit. Suppose there was a historian who wasn't utterly stupid. The dude would be earning lots of money as a consultant. He wouldn't be teaching cretins.  

The contrapuntal relationship between the notorious disagreements which have dominated the conventional narrative on Indo Pakistan affairs and their less well known, but arguably more substantial agreements, calls, as this essay has suggested, to be explored more fully, and to be better understood.

It is understood by smart people- not historians.  Still, we must understand that 'legacy of partition' made some people too stupid & ignorant to be anything else. 



Friday, 10 January 2025

Mountbatten on Partition.

In the second Nehru Memorial lecture, delivered in 1968, Lord Mountbatten revealed that he had demanded plenipotentiary powers from Atlee- in other words, he was the first Viceroy not subordinate to the Secretary of State for India. He was truly a 'pro-consul'. His second revelation had to do with why he brought forward the date for the transfer of power. He had previously met the Indian political leaders who seemed in no great hurry. Indeed, Nehru thought India's most salient problem was economic while others mentioned niceties of constitutional law.

Then he talked to British officials. 

I invited the eleven Governors of the provinces of British India to stay with me and had fruitful meetings with them. They told me of the August riots in Calcutta with 5,000 dead and 15,000 injured, followed by massacres in Noakhali and then Bihar, which had now reached the Punjab. They gave me a terrifying picture of the internal situation, as the pendulum of counter-massacres between the communities was swinging ever higher. Their accounts convinced me that the transfer of power would have to take place much earlier than we had planned in London. I then invited the Residents of the Political Department in the principal Indian States to stay with me for discussions. They painted an equally black picture. I had been friends with ten of the principal ruling Princes since we were on the Prince of Wales’ staff together twenty-five years before. Practically all came to see me now to renew their friendship and offer their help. Their views could not have been more disturbing.

In other words, British officials and even bone-headed Princes saw the looming catastrophe. Tens of thousands- perhaps hundreds of thousands would be killed. Yet Indian politicians weren't talking about how peace was to be maintained or an orderly exchange of populations (in the event of partition) could be effected. 

I tried to tempt Jinnah by offering him Bengal and the Punjab unpartitioned

there was no point doing so. On Direct Action Day in Calcutta, the Hindu majority had turned the tables on Premier Suhrawardy and his Muslim goons. In other words, just being in charge of the whole Province didn't mean you could impose your will. The minority would prevail in districts where it was the majority.  

provided he would agree that, though the Provinces with Muslim majorities would have self-government, they must be within an overall federal government at the centre. However, he said he would sooner have a moth-eaten Pakistan that owed no allegiance to a central government

and thus have an Army of its own 

than a larger and more important area which came under it.

For the reason I've mentioned.  

I then ascertained from the Congress and Sikh leaders that, heartbroken though they were at the very thought of partitioning India, if the Muslim League would not accept a transfer of power on any other basis, they would have no option but to accept if they were not to remain indefinitely under British rule. At this stage of developments such an alternative would have been unthinkable and also quite unworkable. There had been no recruitment to the Indian Civil Service or Police since 1939 and the British means of administering India were irreversibly running down. However, I was determined that the British should not be saddled with the responsibility of breaking up the unity of India, which it had taken them so many years to create and build up. So I devised a scheme whereby the elected members of the Constituent Assembly should vote, province by province, whether they wished power to be transferred to a unified or a partitioned India.

Thus Mountbatten was able to throw not just the blame for dividing India on to the Indians, he also absolved the Brits of responsibility for the Partition genocide. To be fair, it was indeed the fault of the Indians that they made no provision for vulnerable minorities. But, being independent does mean you can choose to let innocent people of your own kind die horrible deaths. Still, it must be said, Mountbatten lets the cat out of the bag when he tells us that it was he, nobody else, who gave the leaders of the two new dominions just ten weeks before power was transferred. True, they probably would still have done nothing if given ten months, yet it tells against Mountbatten himself. He was, after all, a sailor not a statesman. Still, what he was doing was giving Atlee- and thus the Labour party- an alibi for the Partition blood-letting. Mountbatten had been a 'pro-consul'. Everything was his fault. The problem with this view is that the British Constitution firmly subordinated the Viceroy to the Secretary of State for India. It wasn't till the office of Viceroy was replaced by that of Governor General that the Crown in Parliament ceased to be paramount. 

Tuesday, 23 April 2024

Sir Abdur Rahim & J.A Rahim

Z.A. Bhutto had the dynamite idea of getting the Pakistani Army to go to war twice- in 1965 and 1971- so that, by getting defeated, it would be forced to let go of East Bengal and let the the Civilians take over in the West Wing. However, since 1965 was a draw, Ayub got rid of Bhutto while remaining in power.

It is said that Jalaludin Abdur Rahim- a senior Pakistani diplomat who was secretly a Communist- persuaded Bhutto to return to Pakistani politics from exile in London. J.A Rahim was compared to P.N. Haksar, an Indian diplomat who had helped Indira Gandhi move to the Left and thus outflank her rivals. 

Dawn newspaper reports- Bhutto was more a populist pragmatist than a socialist. From 1974 onwards, he moved slightly to the right and sidelined the party’s left ideologues. Some of them were even ousted. Rahim was asked to become Pakistan’s Ambassador to France.

'But in 1975, Rahim was back and sitting in the drawing room of 70 Clifton with some other ministers. Bhutto often invited his ministers and party leaders for dinner but would not meet them till very late in the night.

Philip Jones explains how Rahim, now in his 70s, got agitated and complained, ‘I am not waiting for the Maharaja of Larkana anymore!’ He then stood up and left. The very next day an armed party of Bhutto’s special security force raided Rahim’s house, dragged him out, punched and kicked him, and then threw him in jail.

Bhutto accused Rahim of insulting his (Bhutto’s) ethnicity. However, Bhutto soon released him, apologised and asked him to return to France. Rahim passed away in 1977, the year Bhutto’s regime fell in a reactionary coup orchestrated by General Ziaul Haq. Rahim’s son welcomed the fall.

Interestingly, the father of J.A Rahim was Sir Abdur Rahim, a Bengali Judge and senior politician who said in 1926 at the Muslim League Conference-

The Hindus and Muslims are not two religious sects like the Protestants and Catholics of England, but form two distinct communities of peoples,

Muslim rulers, like Bhutto, get their own Ambassador to France beaten and thrown in jail. Hindus like Indira didn't do any such thing to Hindus like Haksar. 

The Pakistani Army, which is Muslim, committed genocide in Bangladesh. The Indian army, which is Hindu, does not kill Hindus. There is a good reason Hindus, or Christians in lands ruled by Turks or Arabs, sought to preserve their own culture and religion and way of life. Dynasties, where the usual method of inheritance is by the killing of a parent or a sibling, may be powerful and wealthy. But they are not a good role model for the rest of society. 

Sir Abdur Rahim was right about the difference between Hindus and Muslims. But it is also the difference between Muslims and Christians or Muslims and Buddhists. 

and so they regard themselves... the fact that they have lived in the same country for nearly 1,000 years has contributed hardly anything to their fusion into a nation...

Abdur Rahman ended up contributing nothing to his native Bengal. Neither did his son. The latter was happily cuddling with Zulfi while his own people were being slaughtered. Then Zulfi had him beaten and chucked in jail. Who would avenge him? Sheikh Mujib?  

Any of us Indian Muslims travelling in Afghanistan, Persia, Central Asia, among Chinese Muslims, Arabs, and Turks would at once be made at home

Saudi Arabia was trying to get Britain to take back the Indian beggars who kept getting to the Holy Cities. The Afghans had told the 'Hijrat' caravans to kindly fuck off back to India.  

and would not find anything to which we are not accustomed. On the contrary in India we find ourselves in all social matters aliens when we cross the street and enter that part of the town where our fellow townsmen live.[5][17]

Unless you are known to be a decent person in which case people will invite you into their home. Equally, if a person is of bad character, it is unwise to seek hospitality in their house. Still, I'm sure Sir Abdur would have been very happy to hear of the treatment his son received in the Karachi home of a fellow Muslim lawyer.  

Friday, 29 March 2024

Dalrymple on Partition

 

William Dalrymple- being as posh as the Queen's tits- was bound to 'go native' the more he engaged with India, and to uncritically recirculate the brain-dead availability cascades of sub-continental historiography- i.e. paranoid ravings by tenure craving hacks seeking hegira to Ivy League safe spaces.

Dalrymple wrote the following in the New Yorker about a decade ago. It is mischievous and misleading. The question is it also the most absurd thing he could have written under the circumstances? The answer is yes. A Kashmir origin Dynasty had just been displaced from political power. Henceforth, neither Kashmir, nor Partition, will greatly matter. 

The Great Divide

 June 22, 2015


In August, 1947, when, after three hundred years in India, the British finally left,

They had been the paramount power in Delhi for less than half that time span.  Indeed, Delhi had come under direct rule only 90 years previously.

the subcontinent was partitioned into two independent nation states: Hindu-majority India and Muslim-majority Pakistan.

In 1937, Buddhist Burma had been separated from India. A Hindu majority Princely State chose India rather than Burma. Why was there no bloodshed during that partition? Why, in subsequent decades, when Indians were expelled from Burma, or Buddhist majority Sri Lanka, did relations between the  countries remain cordial? Dalrymple is trying to make out that Partition was a staunchless wound and that it contributes to Indo-Pak tension. But, in that case, why is there no Indo-Bangladesh tension? The answer is obvious. There is Indo-Pak and Indo-Chinese tension because both countries claim Indian territory and have a lot of troops at the border waiting for a chance to cross it without being slaughtered. Gassing on about Partition is pointless. Why not talk of the hundreds of thousands displaced people in post-War Europe? Germany lost a lot of territory. Why is it not at daggers drawn with Poland?  

Immediately, there began one of the greatest migrations in human history, as millions of Muslims trekked to West and East Pakistan (the latter now known as Bangladesh) while millions of Hindus and Sikhs headed in the opposite direction.

The numbers involved were much less than the estimated 65 million displaced people in Europe at the end of the Second World War. The Germans say about 120,000 of their people died while trying to run away from the advancing Red army or the regimes they established. The Poles say the figure was more like  600,000 though 1.2 million was also possible. In other words, India's partition probably involved a smaller movement of population and fewer deaths than occurred in Eastern Europe. To be truthful, 95 percent of Hindus in present day India were completely unaffected. 

As for Hindu attitudes to Hindu refugees, there may have been some sympathy but, the fact is, Kejriwal is currently telling the Pakistani Hindus to fuck off back where they come from. They probably only crossed the border to rape our women and take our jobs.

Many hundreds of thousands never made it.

A Parsi journalist who had witnessed Europe's post-war chaos did say that the Indian situation was different. This is because the politicians were letting bloodthirsty gangs roam free. The Army did little. Indeed, the journalist had been invited to Punjab by White officers. A Sikh commander did what he could to protect refugees, but- the plain fact was- the politicians had zero interest in preventing massacres.  

Across the Indian subcontinent,

Rubbish! Violence was highly localized. There was none whatsoever across 95 percent of districts in present day India.  

communities that had coexisted for almost a millennium

save when slaughtering each other. But this tended to involve trembling under a foreign tyrant.  

attacked each other in a terrifying outbreak of sectarian violence, with Hindus and Sikhs on one side and Muslims on the other—

Muslims also killed Christians and Buddhists 

a mutual genocide as unexpected as it was unprecedented.

Hilarious! Tagore's 'Ghare Bhaire' ends with Muslims slaughtering Hindus. It came out at the time of the Lucknow Pact- which made Partition inevitable for a reason I will explain.

It must be said, everybody knew what would happen unless the politicians took steps to ensure an orderly exchange of population. But those politicians simply couldn't be arsed.  

In Punjab and Bengal—provinces abutting India’s borders with West and East Pakistan, respectively—the carnage was especially intense,

because people had gotten used to Pax Brittanica and thus let their guard down. Also, some may have been foolish enough to believe the politicians they had voted for weren't shite.  

with massacres, arson, forced conversions, mass abductions, and savage sexual violence. Some seventy-five thousand women were raped, and many of them were then disfigured or dismembered.

Pakistani Army and local Bihari militias raped 400,000 women in East Bengal in 1971. It must be said, proper military discipline can greatly increase the rape and murder ratio. 

Nisid Hajari, in “Midnight’s Furies” (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt), his fast-paced new narrative history of Partition and its aftermath, writes, “Gangs of killers set whole villages aflame, hacking to death men and children and the aged while carrying off young women to be raped.

This was inefficient. Pakistan Army showed how the thing should be done.  

Some British soldiers and journalists who had witnessed the Nazi death camps claimed Partition’s brutalities were worse: pregnant women had their breasts cut off and babies hacked out of their bellies; infants were found literally roasted on spits.”

Sadly journalists of that sort can always find foetuses hacked out of bellies. What is truly shocking is that those foetuses were reading Gramsci and underlining significant passages when, very brutally, their own bellies were slit open and yet smaller foetuses, also reading Gramsci, were dragged out of them. This is a very reprehensible practice. UN should take action.  


By 1948, as the great migration drew to a close, more than fifteen million people had been uprooted,

Only five percent of the population. In post War-Europe, the number of the uprooted was triple that. 

and between one and two million were dead.

There do seem to have been a lot of 'revenge' killings. Still, the Bangladesh atrocities put the thing in perspective. It became obvious that for better rape and murder ratios, you need the talents of the trained Pakistani military commander.  

The comparison with the death camps is not so far-fetched as it may seem.

It is ludicrous. India had no such thing. The proper comparator is the Bangladesh atrocities just as the proper comparator of the 1943 Bengal famine is the 1974 Bangladesh famine. Since Hindus can't be blamed for what happened in East Bengal in the Seventies, Muslim writers don't make the obvious comparison. 

Partition is central to modern identity in the Indian subcontinent,

It is wholly irrelevant. Fuck would a Tamil or a Maharashtrian or an Assamese care about Partition? Hindu identity existed a thousand years before there was any such thing as a Muslim identity.  

as the Holocaust is to identity among Jews, branded painfully onto the regional consciousness by memories of almost unimaginable violence.

About half of the entire global Jewish population was killed. Less than one percent of the sub-continental Muslim or Hindu died. With Sikhs, the number may be higher, but their current identity is about hating Hindus, not Muslims.  

The acclaimed Pakistani historian Ayesha Jalal has called Partition “the central historical event in twentieth century South Asia.”

Bangladeshis may think being raped and killed by the Pakistani Army was more central to their current identity.  

She writes, “A defining moment that is neither beginning nor end, partition continues to influence how the peoples and states of postcolonial South Asia envisage their past, present and future.”

Hindus don't give a shit about partition. Few of us were affected. Indeed, if districts of West Bengal turn Muslim on Mamta's watch and Hindus have to flee, we will simply have a good laugh at the plight of the virtue signaling buddhijivi. 

After the Second World War, Britain simply no longer had the resources with which to control its greatest imperial asset,

It had granted provincial autonomy under the 1935 Act. The Indians could have cobbled together a Federal Government at the center. They didn't bother. Atlee decided to hand over power to anyone who would take it. Wavell had warned that the White population had to be evacuated. Some sort of deal must be struck with anyone willing to strike it, so as to protect British lives, if not their investments.  

and its exit from India was messy, hasty, and clumsily improvised.

Not for the Brits. They left on advantageous terms. Both countries remained in the Sterling zone. Mountbatten continued to have influence over Nehru till the day he died. 

Equally, it must be said, the new rulers of India didn't lose any sleep over the plight of the refugees. The plain fact is, Muslims would kill non-Muslims if they could. It was up to the non-Muslim to ensure they lived in places where the result of any 'communal riot' would be entirely one-sided.  

From the vantage point of the retreating colonizers, however, it was in one way fairly successful. Whereas British rule in India had long been marked by violent revolts and brutal suppressions,

there had been one Mutiny. But the Brits put it down with insulting ease using Indian troops.  

the British Army was able to march out of the country with barely a shot fired and only seven casualties.

Many officers and officials were asked to stay. Some did.  

Equally unexpected was the ferocity of the ensuing bloodbath.

If a thing is predictable, it can't be said to be unexpected save in the sense that nobody who was anybody greatly cared. 

The question of how India’s deeply intermixed and profoundly syncretic culture unravelled so quickly has spawned a vast literature.

based on stupid lies. There is now an even vaster literature which explains that prior to the arrival of the White man, Indians recognized no divisions of gender or religion or species. As Amartya Sen explains, people had multiple identities. One could be an elephant, a rock, a fish, a virginal bride, the Grand Mufti, and a pensive shade of the color mauve, all at the same time. How did this profoundly syncretic identity unravel? The answer is that the Brits instituted a strict surveillance of genitals. You were arrested and beaten if your vagina suddenly turned into a dick. Once everybody had been assigned a fixed gender role by 'colonial epistemology', it was short work to force them to become Muslims rather than Hindus and human beings instead of elephants.  

The polarization of Hindus and Muslims occurred during just a couple of decades of the twentieth century, but by the middle of the century it was so complete that many on both sides believed that it was impossible for adherents of the two religions to live together peacefully.

No. The older view prevailed. If our people can slaughter any group- Muslims, Commies, guys who think they are elephant dicks- which tries to fuck with us, then we will enjoy a peaceful life. True, we might just kill them for the fun of it but why bother if you can make a profit on their hard work?  

Recently, a spate of new work has challenged seventy years of nationalist mythmaking.

Only in the sense that a weak stream of piss challenges Putin's murderous hordes.  

There has also been a widespread attempt to record oral memories of Partition before the dwindling generation that experienced it takes its memories to the grave.

Sadly, no one is willing to record my own memories of Jinnah getting oral gratification from Mountbatten.  

The first Islamic conquests of India happened in the eleventh century, with the capture of Lahore, in 1021.

No. The Ummayads had successfully invaded Sindh in 712 AD. It is said that the Buddhists sided with the invaders. No wonder Buddhism disappeared from much of the sub-continent. 

Persianized Turks from what is now central Afghanistan seized Delhi from its Hindu rulers in 1192. By 1323, they had established a sultanate as far south as Madurai, toward the tip of the peninsula, and there were other sultanates all the way from Gujarat, in the west, to Bengal, in the east.

Hindus soon learnt what to expect and began to fight back. But, they were disunited. One reason Nehru pulled the trigger on Partition was that he understood that Hindus had to unite or else yield once again to Muslim salami tactics.  

Today, these conquests are usually perceived as having been made by “Muslims,”

whereas actually, at that time, 'Colonial epistemology' hadn't yet put an end to multiple identities. The so called 'Muslim' Sultan was also an elephant and a rock and a type of Hindu plant upon which Buddhists delighted in pissing.  

but medieval Sanskrit inscriptions don’t identify the Central Asian invaders by that term.

because they were equally elephants and rocks.  

Instead, the newcomers are identified by linguistic and ethnic affiliation, most typically as Turushka—Turks—

but the word means 'frankincense'! This proves there was no unitary identity at that time. Prior to the brutal enforcement of 'colonial epistemology', a Central Asian person could be a nice herb, a camel, a rock, while simultaneously being a person of Turkish heritage and Islamic faith.  

which suggests that they were not seen primarily in terms of their religious identity.

Very true. When American soldiers speak of having killed 'hajis', they are not referring to Muslims.  

Similarly, although the conquests themselves were marked by carnage and by the destruction of Hindu and Buddhist sites, India soon embraced and transformed the new arrivals.

Just as East Pakistan would be said to have properly embraced and transformed the newly arrived Pakistani soldiers by making it easier and more remunerative for them to rape and kill Bengalis. Sadly, this did not happen- probably because of 'colonial epistemology'.  

Within a few centuries, a hybrid Indo-Islamic civilization emerged, along with hybrid languages—notably Deccani and Urdu—which mixed the Sanskrit-derived vernaculars of India with Turkish, Persian, and Arabic words.

It was as shit as what went before- save for some forms of Pali and Sanskrit whose literature spread far and wide- and so new conquerors turned up. Sadly, the Brits weren't big on rape and genocide. Still,  Pakistani Generals sought to make up for any such shortcomings in the British Indian Army serving in which they had begun their rise.  

Eventually, around a fifth of South Asia’s population came to identify itself as Muslim.

and to identify non-Muslims as worthy of slaughter. 

The Sufi mystics associated with the spread of Islam often regarded the Hindu scriptures as divinely inspired.

No. They thought they themselves were divine. Sadly, they were shite at least when compared to the learned type of European priest or pastor.  

Some even took on the yogic practices of Hindu sadhus, rubbing their bodies with ashes, or hanging upside down while praying.

Some Hindu sadhus took up the Muslim practice of slaughtering enemies of their faith. They did well for themselves. The current CM of UP is from that type of Yogic lineage.  

In village folk traditions, the practice of the two faiths came close to blending into one.

My own practice of Judaism involves blending Cost and Management Accountancy with the drunken singing of 'Papa can you hear me?'. So what? The thing is shit. Who cares what stupid shit villagers got up to? The point is they don't want to remain, rotting away, in those fucking villages. 

Hindus would visit the graves of Sufi masters and Muslims would leave offerings at Hindu shrines.

This did not involve not killing each other. The fact is, brothers would often visit each other and give each other presents before deciding that the best way to solve a vexatious inheritance issue was by seeing who was quicker with a dagger.

Dalrymple forgets that his own country had a Civil War in which some people on the Puritan side were actually what we would call Anglo-Catholics and vice versa.  

Sufis were especially numerous in Punjab and Bengal—the same regions that, centuries later, saw the worst of the violence—and there were mass conversions among the peasants there.

So, Sufis don't fucking matter. Having Police Superintendents who lock up or extern troublemakers is the only way to preserve 'communal harmony'. Rape and murder are crimes. Kill those who do it and suddenly everybody wants to keep their pecker in their pants and their dagger in its sheath. 

The cultural mixing took place throughout the subcontinent.

Though places where there was no fucking mixing were peaceful- if the police were on the qui vive- while places where everybody was quoting Bhulle Shah or Rabindranath Tagore went up in flames.  

In medieval Hindu texts from South India, the Sultan of Delhi is sometimes talked about as the incarnation of the god Vishnu.

I sometimes talk of God as the incarnation of this bloke I used to know who owes me a tenner. Thus, if you give me a tenner, God will certainly pay you back.  

In the seventeenth century, the Mughal crown prince Dara Shikoh had the Bhagavad Gita, perhaps the central text of Hinduism, translated into Persian, and composed a study of Hinduism and Islam, “The Mingling of Two Oceans,” which stressed the affinities of the two faiths.

Akbar had used Hindus as a countervailing power over Muslim nobles who might want to chop his fucking head off. Sadly, Shikoh was crap at fighting.  

Not all Mughal rulers were so open-minded. The atrocities wrought by Dara’s bigoted and puritanical brother Aurangzeb have not been forgotten by Hindus.

They are gratefully remembered in Pakistan save by Pakhtoons who had some grudge against the dude.  

But the last Mughal emperor, enthroned in 1837, wrote that Hinduism and Islam “share the same essence,” and his court lived out this ideal at every level.

Only while the Brits paid his pension. Dalrymple doesn't seem to get that people say things advantageous to themselves. The Mughal needed to pretend that Hindus liked him so as to keep getting his pension. But no fucking ideal was lived out by his court save that of parasitism. 

Just recently, I came across a Dalit priest who claims that Trump is an incarnation of the Buddha. Is he mad? Not necessarily. His creditors may believe Trump will cut him a check when he becomes POTUS. The 'chrematistics' of finance or politics works in that way. 

In the nineteenth century, India was still a place where traditions, languages, and cultures cut across religious groupings, and where people did not define themselves primarily through their religious faith.

This was certainly true in 1947. But once the blood started to flow, people decided they weren't really atheists. They belonged to this rather than that religion. But Kipling's 'under the City Walls' had described this already. 

A Sunni Muslim weaver from Bengal would have had far more in common in his language, his outlook, and his fondness for fish with one of his Hindu colleagues than he would with a Karachi Shia or a Pashtun Sufi from the North-West Frontier.

So what? He had no fucking power. When the blood-letting starts, people of that sort have to run away or join tough guys who share some salient predicate with them. Thus, during Direct Action day in Calcutta, some Bengali Hindus needed to get to where the Sikhs or Gurkhas were concentrated while some decent law-abiding Marwari Jains suddenly discovered the virtues of the traditional Durga worshipping Hindu thug. 

Many writers persuasively blame the British for the gradual erosion of these shared traditions.

Those writers tend to do so after successfully emigrating to places still ruled by Anglos. Who they fuck can they 'persuade'?  

As Alex von Tunzelmann observes in her history “Indian Summer,” when “the British started to define ‘communities’ based on religious identity and attach political representation to them, many Indians stopped accepting the diversity of their own thoughts and began to ask themselves in which of the boxes they belonged.”

Worse yet, Indians accepted that they either had dicks or they had vaginas. Thus they could no longer have both or alternate between them as their mood dictated.  

Still, Alexji has a point. Suppose the Brits had defined 'communities' as those who can prove the Reimann hypothesis, then the sub-continent would feature nothing but mathematicians of the highest caliber. 

Fuck you Britain for defining me as a fucking cow-worshipping Hindu rather that a dude with a ginormous dick who can prove that Mochizuki's proof of the abc theorem is totes wrong. Also he got a tiny dick. 

Indeed, the British scholar Yasmin Khan,

who has made billions because of her very high IQ- right? 

in her acclaimed history “The Great Partition,” judges that Partition “stands testament to the follies of empire, which ruptures community evolution, distorts historical trajectories and forces violent state formation from societies that would otherwise have taken different—and unknowable—paths.”

The end of multi-ethnic Empires led to ethnic cleansing and population exchange in Europe, the MENA, and parts of the sub-continent. Is Yasmin Khan saying 'if we have pan-Islamic Caliphate, Muslims in the sub-continent would not have suffered'? The problem is that the Hindus were already turning the tables on the Muslims and, sooner or later, would have united under a capable commander- like the great Ranjit Singh. 

As for the British empire in India, it arose out of British Nationalism- its desire not to become part of a Spanish or French or German Empire. Its greatness is that it welded together the Hindus and gave them a powerful nation-state of their own. What's more, this State is democratic, under the rule of law and, at last, seems to be following sensible economic policies. Anyway, Hindus can't accuse the Brits of racism so long as the Brits have a PM whose name recalls that of Shaunak Rishi. 

Other assessments, however, emphasize that Partition, far from emerging inevitably out of a policy of divide-and-rule, was largely a contingent development.

D'uh! Had there been no Hitler or Tojo, the British plan- viz. that India would be a Federation like Canada or Australia- would have gone forward. 

As late as 1940, it might still have been avoided.

Once the fighting started, Congress would have dragged its feet in terms of supporting the war effort.  

However, the 'original sin' was the Lucknow pact. Why would the Hindus yield the Muslims a bigger share in power? Muslims were even stupider and more useless than Hindus. Clearly, Hindus were leading Muslims down the garden path. This meant that all 'negotiation' was bogus. The Hindus would concede anything with the intention of cancelling those concessions once Whitey fucked off back to Blighty. 

This means there could be no 'public signals' supporting a 'co-operative' correlated equilibrium. There was only the Nash solution- viz. Partition. Just to be on the safe side, there was rape and genocide because nobody could be sure of the outcome of some future referendum. 

Some earlier work, such as that of the British historian Patrick French, in “Liberty or Death,”

nice guy but not a deep thinker.  

shows how much came down to a clash of personalities

like that between Patel and Nehru?  

among the politicians of the period, particularly between Muhammad Ali Jinnah, the leader of the Muslim League,

Dalmia was a great pal of his and had the hots for his sister. He had financed Gandhi's Dandi Salt march and offered Nehru money after his daddy died. He could have served as a go-between.  

and Mohandas Gandhi and Jawaharlal Nehru, the two most prominent leaders of the Hindu-dominated Congress Party.

Gandhi was crazy enough to make Jinnah his interlocutor. Why speak of 'clash of personalities' when India's problem was that the Hindus were led by a crack-pot?  

All three men were Anglicized lawyers who had received at least part of their education in England. Jinnah and Gandhi were both Gujarati.

Gandhi needed money for his crackpot schemes and tapped Gujarati and Marwari traders and industrialists for funds in return for which he advanced their financial interests. Jinnah had been brought back into Indian politics to ensure the Muslim League would get funds and support both from big landlords and the rising Muslim business houses- e.g. Ispahanis in the East or the Haroons (who were from Kutch like Jinnah). Jinnah was willing to limit interference in the Muslim majority Provinces in return for support for what was supposed to become the Federal level. But, during the Provincial Autonomy phase, what gave both Jinnah and Nehru focal point salience was precisely the fact that both were willing and able to bury that fucking Federation. The difference was Nehru had the charisma to overawe Provincial Congress satraps. Thus India could have a strong centralized administration whereas Pakistan was bound to fall apart save in so far as the the hard-work, decency, and religious and family values of the people, have enabled them to thrive. 

Potentially, they could have been close allies.

In a sense they were. Since neither Nehru nor Jinnah was interested in being the Premier of a Province, they wouldn't have got to be effective heads of Government unless the British notion of Federation was shot in the head. I suppose one can say Nehru pulled the trigger. But Jinnah handed him the gun. For Nehru this was a good outcome. If Rahul weren't a moon-calf, he'd be either PM or head of the Opposition. Jinnah too has wealthy descendants but they live in India and aren't Muslim.  

But by the early nineteen-forties their relationship had grown so poisonous that they could barely be persuaded to sit in the same room.

So what? None of the three had lifted a finger to make a Federal government possible. In their different ways, all three had tried to ensure it could not be created. The Brits could depart after handing power to Provincial Premiers and the Princes. At that point, all three might be up shit creek without a paddle. Jinnah did show the Provincial Premiers that the cry of 'Islam in danger' could unseat them. Nehru didn't need any such threat. Once Patel saw that Liaquat was getting the better of him, he accepted that there could be no Federation. That was it. There was no further stumbling block to Nehru, Jinnah, Atlee and Mountbatten all getting almost as much as they had wanted. 

At the center of the debates lies the personality of Jinnah, the man most responsible for the creation of Pakistan.

It does not matter in the slightest. After 1937, it was obvious that Muslims in UP and Bihar would lose any special protections or entitlements. Those who jumped on the Pakistan bandwagon might get a soft landing in the new state. Those who didn't could go read the Quran or do Namaz or whatever else it is devout people are supposed to do. The smart and educated could rise in the new country because Punjabis are as thick as shit- right? We can easily sit on top of their heads.  

In Indian-nationalist accounts, he appears as the villain of the story; for Pakistanis, he is the Father of the Nation.

Which is why they hired Christopher Lee to play him in a biopic they hoped would rival Attenborough's Gandhi.  

As French points out, “Neither side seems especially keen to claim him as a real human being, the Pakistanis restricting him to an appearance on banknotes in demure Islamic costume.” One of the virtues of Hajari’s new history is its more balanced portrait of Jinnah. He was certainly a tough, determined negotiator and a chilly personality; the Congress Party politician Sarojini Naidu joked that she needed to put on a fur coat in his presence.

He was a very handsome man who had eloped with a beautiful young heiress. Naidu would have been closer to the mark if she had added that she would make sure to be naked under the fur coat. This is not because Sajojiniji was wanting sexy shenanigans with Muslim. No! She was saying true Gandhian must reject even khaddar saree due to worst violence is to deprive evil assailants of the means, motives and opportunity to rape you to death. Why else you think Pundit Nehru is putting Gandhi cap to cover his bald spot? I tell you, those Evil Mleccha 'Sahib log' are wanting to put their pee pee in Panditji's chee chee place. Thankfully, due to he rejects 'colonial epistemology' he will turn into a rock or an elephant if they are doing this type of disgusting action. Still, for enlightenment of sincere students of Spiritual Sexology, I have provided tender description of some such scenarios in my magnum opus 'Partition of Nehru's butt cheeks' Volumes 24 to 91. 

Yet Jinnah was in many ways a surprising architect

He wasn't the architect. He was a barrister-politician who was brought back from London to deliver the 'new Medina' where muhajirs would make out like gangbusters much to the delight of the host-population of stupid ansaris.  

for the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. A staunch secularist, he drank whiskey, rarely went to a mosque, and was clean-shaven and stylish, favoring beautifully cut Savile Row suits and silk ties.

Pakistan only became an Islamic Republic under Bhutto whose suits were as expensive as Jinnah's and who served only the best vintages. He also purported to be some sort of Maoist Socialist. The difference between him and Indira is that his goons would beat the shit out of his equivalent of P.N Haksar for 'gustaqi' or Lèse-majesté. Say what you like, our Dynasty isn't thuggish or feudal. Robert Vadra isn't going to get Varun killed or vice versa. 

Significantly, he chose to marry a non-Muslim woman, the glamorous daughter of a Parsi businessman.

Liaquat too married a non-Muslim. So what? The ladies in question converted.  

She was famous for her revealing saris and for once bringing her husband ham sandwiches on voting day.

But Jinnah's political career took off after only after she was safely dead. His sister's character was unimpeachable. She was a great support to him.  

Jinnah, far from wishing to introduce religion into South Asian politics, deeply resented the way Gandhi brought spiritual sensibilities into the political discussion, and once told him, as recorded by one colonial governor, that “it was a crime to mix up politics and religion the way he had done.”

Jinnah was for reserved seats on the basis of religion. He was against appealing to the village mullahs because they would go out of the League's control and form their own 'Jamaat'. However, he had lost salience because it was the Ali brothers who were the foremost agitators of the early Twenties. Sadly, Lord Reading was able to use Gandhi to put the brothers in an untenable position. Later, Gandhi himself surrendered. It turned out that the Indian barrister was no match for a former Lord Chief Justice. 

He believed that doing so emboldened religious chauvinists on all sides.

He believed it because it was true.  

Indeed, he had spent the early part of his political career, around the time of the First World War, striving to bring together the Muslim League and the Congress Party.

He thought he was helping Gokhale and the moderates outflank the 'garam dal' by doing a deal with the Muslims. Interestingly, the Mahasabha was created so as to push both the Mahatma and Motilal to handle the Hindu end of this impossible alliance- or, to be frank, confidence trick. For Gandhi, the pay-off had to with getting rid of Annie Beasant. She wasn't just a Feminist, she was a fucking Trade Union creating Socialist! This is because Gandhi knew about Byrant & May match girls. Unlike Motilal, he had never even pretended to be taken in by Theosophical guff.  

“I say to my Musalman friends: Fear not!” he said, and he described the idea of Hindu domination as “a bogey, put before you by your enemies to frighten you,

Oddly, Jinnah was unaware of the great hatred of the Sir Syed Ahmed Aligarh Muslim amongst a vast class of traditional bureaucrats in the Princely States as well as within the Revenue administration in UP & Bihar. Like the Aga Khan, Jinnah did not understand the Urdu heartland.  

to scare you away from cooperation and unity, which are essential for the establishment of self-government.” In 1916, Jinnah, who, at the time, belonged to both parties,

he belonged to Congress. The League enrolled him only so as to broker an advantageous deal. But it became worthless a year later when it became obvious that the age of multi-ethnic Empires had ended with the Bolshevik Revolution.  

even succeeded in getting them to present the British with a common set of demands, the Lucknow Pact. He was hailed as “the Ambassador of Hindu-Muslim Unity.”

The Hindus were conceding the Muslims a bigger share in power than their numbers warranted- i.e. 33 percent of seats when their population was 22 percent. The problem was that once the Hindus got power, they would cancel all the concessions they had made save to smart people like Anglo Indians, Christians etc. But everybody knew that a Hindu or Muslim legislator was likely to be a low IQ blathershite. Why reserve them seats in a talking shop? 

One factor which had been favorable to the Lucknow Pact was an ebb in the activity of the 'garam dal' or revolutionaries. It made sense for moderates to make common cause while the going was good- i.e. the Government was, with increasing efficiency, killing or locking up the revolutionaries. 

 As chance would have it, within a year the war situation became such that it became obvious that the era of Empires was over. The Brits, off their own bat, would have to hasten devolution of power. This undermined the position of both the reactionary loyalists as well as the revolutionary extremists. The question was, who would conduct negotiations with the British and how popular support for this should be whipped up around the country. 


But Jinnah felt eclipsed by the rise of Gandhi and Nehru, after the First World War.

Nehru had not risen at that time. It was the foolish decision to take Motilal and Jawaharlal into preventive detention at the time of the Prince of Wales's visit which turned them into national figures. This is because the boycott in Allahabad was complete. Suddenly 'backward' UP was shown to be ahead of Bombay or Calcutta.  

In December, 1920, he was booed off a Congress Party stage when he insisted on calling his rival “Mr. Gandhi” rather than referring to him by his spiritual title, Mahatma—Great Soul.

This is untrue. Some booed him but Gandhi stood up and pointed out that this was improper.  

Throughout the nineteen-twenties and thirties, the mutual dislike grew,

not really. Motilal appreciated Jinnah's unswerving commitment to full Independence. But negotiations with him were mismanaged. Chaghla, his junior, sold the pass when Jinnah was called away to attend to his dying wife.  

and by 1940 Jinnah had steered the Muslim League toward demanding a separate homeland for the Muslim minority of South Asia.

Jinnah had been brought back for this purpose. Iqbal was foremost in providing the architectural blueprint or 'hasrat-e-tameer' while Liaquat took care of the practical side of things.  

This was a position that he had previously opposed, and, according to Hajari, he privately “reassured skeptical colleagues that Partition was only a bargaining chip.”

The best outcome for Muslims would have for some Muslim princely states to become the nucleus of autonomous enclaves. Perhaps they could get half the power at the center and thirty percent of the land mass as well. However, the World War would boost the power of the Indian Army while the Princely States would put up a poor showing. 

Even after his demands for the creation of Pakistan were met, he insisted that his new country would guarantee freedom of religious expression. In August, 1947, in his first address to the Constituent Assembly of Pakistan, he said, “You may belong to any religion, or caste, or creed—that has nothing to do with the business of the State.” But it was too late: by the time the speech was delivered, violence between Hindus and Muslims had spiralled beyond anyone’s ability to control it.

Jinnah still thought he could get Kashmir and was hoping some other Princely states too might accede. He had conned a Dalit to be his Law Minister and this had helped bring Sylhet to Pakistan. Nothing wrong in that. The other side was playing the same game. The difference was that Hindus don't want to kill or convert Muslims though, no doubt, they may chase them away if they act up. Thus Hindu India may hang onto non-Hindu States- provided defending them is not too costly or the people of those States- e.g. Arunachal- prove themselves smart and useful to a big country with a lot of stupid windbags. 

Hindus and Muslims had begun to turn on each other during the chaos unleashed by the Second World War.

No. The rioting started after the War.  

In 1942, as the Japanese seized Singapore and Rangoon and advanced rapidly through Burma toward India, the Congress Party began a campaign of civil disobedience, the Quit India Movement, and its leaders, including Gandhi and Nehru, were arrested.

They sulked in jail while a far larger number of Indians joined the Army and risked their lives in the war against a genuinely lawless, extractive and utterly Racialist Imperialism of a type the Brits had never imposed on India. 

While they were in prison, Jinnah, who had billed himself as a loyal ally of the British,

Nonsense! He had billed himself as a genuine cooperator in the war against Fascism. Why is Dalrymple telling such a stupid lie? Lord Reading himself had said that Jinnah, unlike Gandhi, was a fanatical adherent to the 'Purna Swaraj' of 'full Independence' demand. But this was known to the Brits even in the run-up to the Lucknow Pact negotiation.  

consolidated opinion behind him as the best protection of Muslim interests against Hindu dominance.

No. Jinnah went whole hog on the, Iqbalian, Pakistan as the new Medina demand.  

By the time the war was over and the Congress Party leaders were released, Nehru thought that Jinnah represented “an obvious example of the utter lack of the civilised mind,”

Nehru thought Hinduism and Islam and Christianity etc. were uncivilised. He was wrong.  

and Gandhi was calling him a “maniac”

Did you know that Jinnah had sex with his wife? Only a maniac would have sex. It is obvious that a person who has sex will become immediately impotent- i.e. a eunuch. Thus true manliness must consist of never having sex because it is a proven fact that your dick gets limp after sex- i.e. you become impotent, and thus stop being a true man. British befooled Indians into having sex. Do you really think our ancestors had sex? What about your Mummy and Daddy? According to 'colonial epistemology' Daddyji was putting pee-pee in Mummyji's chee chee place! I ask you, how could any such thing happen? White devils are brainwashing us to do SEX which is totes against Veda and Upanishad and Quran Sharif. Mind it kindly.  

and “an evil genius.”

But Jinnah virtually monopolized the Muslim vote in 1946. He had proven himself. Could he have got something more than a 'moth-eaten Pakistan'? Not after Direct Action Day- orchestrated by Shurawardy- and definitely not after Liaquat, as Finance Minister, ran circles around Sardar Patel. There had to be a clean break.  

From that point on, violence on the streets between Hindus and Muslims began to escalate.

During the Bangladesh war, violence between Muslims and Muslims escalated. Now, of course, we are used to seeing Muslims slaughter each other. My question is when is the last time you saw Hindus slaughter each other because of sectarian differences?  Even if some Hindus hate other Hindus- e.g. anti-Tambram sentiment in Tamil Nadu- there is no killing and raping though smart Tambrams may emigrate. But non Tambrams do so too. Violence simply isn't imbricated in Hindu identity the way it seems to be for certain Islamic sects. 

People moved away from, or were forced out of, mixed neighborhoods and took refuge in increasingly polarized ghettos.

If I lived in Gujarat, I may well be forced out of a housing colony once it comes to be known that I drink sharab and eat kebab. But this has nothing to do with my Religion.  

Tensions were often heightened by local and regional political leaders.

But for whom the national leaders wouldn't have lead shit. 

H. S. Suhrawardy, the ruthless Muslim League Chief Minister of Bengal, made incendiary speeches in Calcutta, provoking rioters against his own Hindu populace and writing in a newspaper that “bloodshed and disorder are not necessarily evil in themselves, if resorted to for a noble cause.”

The odd thing was that Sarat Bose was still prepared to dream of a united Bengal under Suhrawardy.  

The first series of widespread religious massacres took place in Calcutta, in 1946, partly as a result of Suhrawardy’s incitement.

This is misleading. There was 'discovery'. Could Muslims gain Calcutta? No. The Hindus were prepared to pay for the disproportionate killing of Muslims because Calcutta was valuable.  

Von Tunzelmann’s history relays atrocities witnessed there by the writer Nirad C. Chaudhuri. Chaudhuri described a man tied to the connector box of the tramlines with a small hole drilled in his skull, so that he would bleed to death as slowly as possible.

This is obvious nonsense. Nirad had studied for an MA in History- i.e. was as stupid as shit. Drilling small holes in skulls does not cause death by blood loss because of the 'blood-brain barrier'. On the other hand, the struggles of your victim as you do such drilling is likely to cause fatal injuries. How fucking stupid is Dalrymple? The answer is- very fucking stupid indeed. He studied History at Collidge.  

He also wrote about a Hindu mob stripping a fourteen-year-old boy naked to confirm that he was circumcised,

why not just take down his pants? Why strip him naked? Anyway, the kid was likely to be bare-chested so it was just a case of lifting his lungi. Even that was not needful. He'd have had some amulet or thread tied to his wrist or caste-mark to clarify his religion.  I may mention, about 40 percent of non Faraizi Muslims in Bengal did not have circumcision as a matter of course. To be clear, Hanafi doctrine is that this should be done soon after birth but its not having been done does not mean you are not Muslim. I have been told that Faraizi (whom I respect greatly) were punctilious on this point BUT they themselves agree that a 14 year old Muslim could have a foreskin. Moreover, Faraizi Islam was 'aspirational'.

 Nirad may have hated Muslims almost as much as he hated Hindus.  But lots of other Hindus from East Bengal had no such pathology.  One reason Bengalis aren't utterly shite is few study worthless shite like History at the Postgrad level. 

and therefore Muslim. The boy was then thrown into a pond and held down with bamboo poles—“a Bengali engineer educated in England noting the time he took to die on his Rolex wristwatch,

Fuck off! the Oyster perpetual only gained traction in Bengal a couple of years later. 

and wondering how tough the life of a Muslim bastard was.” Five thousand people were killed. The American photojournalist Margaret Bourke-White, who had witnessed the opening of the gates of a Nazi concentration camp a year earlier, wrote that Calcutta’s streets “looked like Buchenwald.”

Sadly Nirad did not get a chance to gloat over Pak atrocities in Bangladesh. Life can sometimes be very unfair.  

As riots spread to other cities and the number of casualties escalated, the leaders of the Congress Party, who had initially opposed Partition, began to see it as the only way to rid themselves of the troublesome Jinnah and his Muslim League.

Why stop there? Why not say it was a way to cut Punjab and Bengal down to size? In for a penny, in for a pound.  

In a speech in April, 1947, Nehru said, “I want that those who stand as an obstacle in our way should go their own way.”

I want the Punjabis and the Bengalis to fuck over themselves so no challenge to UP/Bihar remains.  

Likewise, the British realized that they had lost any remaining vestiges of control and began to speed up their exit strategy.

That was Wavell's view. He was an Army dude. Since the time of the Kitchener v Curzon conflict, the White military caste had prevailed over the Civilian cadre. Dyer pushed this point home. Since, a month after Jallianwallah, he helped defeat the silly Afghan invasion, Punjab turned against the rowdyism of Rowlatt and started to plead for the 'smack of firm government'. But it was not Ayub, but Indira who could supply this precisely because she bided her time and waited for an actual military victory.  

On the afternoon of February 20, 1947, the British Prime Minister, Clement Atlee, announced before Parliament that British rule would end on “a date not later than June, 1948.” If Nehru and Jinnah could be reconciled by then, power would be transferred to “some form of central Government for British India.” If not, they would hand over authority “in such other way as may seem most reasonable and in the best interests of the Indian people.”

It is fair to say that Jinnah overplayed his hand. Under a Federal system, Muslims would slowly but surely have come to dominate Punjab and Bengal while the clever Muslims of UP might have found ways to thrive. But, undivided Punjab and Bengal would not have permitted concentration of power in Karachi and Delhi. 

In March, 1947, a glamorous minor royal

an important military commander- one more successful than Wavell 

named Lord Louis Mountbatten flew into Delhi as Britain’s final Viceroy, his mission to hand over power and get out of India as quickly as possible.

the Mountbattens had already befriended Nehru whom Atlee and Cripps wanted to help.  

A series of disastrous meetings with an intransigent Jinnah soon convinced him that the Muslim League leader was “a psychopathic case,” impervious to negotiation.

Mountbatten repeated what the Indians wanted to hear. Pakistan was likely to be more pro-Western in any case. Nehru was the man to cozen.  

Worried that, if he didn’t move rapidly, Britain might, as Hajari writes, end up “refereeing a civil war,” Mountbatten deployed his considerable charm to persuade all the parties to agree to Partition as the only remaining option.

He put forward the date of transfer of power. It was a fait accompli. Oddly, it was his administrative capacity which impressed the Indians. Ultimately, they needed him to stay on not because he was a Royal or because he was a military man, but because he was efficient.  

In early June, Mountbatten stunned everyone by announcing August 15, 1947, as the date for the transfer of power—ten months earlier than expected. The reasons for this haste are still the subject of debate, but it is probable that Mountbatten wanted to shock the quarrelling parties into realizing that they were hurtling toward a sectarian precipice.

Nonsense! It was obvious that British troops wanted to go home, not maintain order in beastly Indian slums. The day after his announcement, all British troops returned to barracks save on the NW Frontier where there was a phased and orderly withdrawal. Since British officers in the Indian Army would remain a little longer, the White population was reassured. 

However, the rush only exacerbated the chaos. Cyril Radcliffe, a British judge

a barrister at that time 

assigned to draw the borders of the two new states, was given barely forty days to remake the map of South Asia. The borders were finally announced two days after India’s Independence.

The strange thing is that it held up pretty well.  

None of the disputants were happy with the compromise that Mountbatten had forced on them. Jinnah, who had succeeded in creating a new country, regarded the truncated state he was given—a slice of India’s eastern and western extremities, separated by a thousand miles of Indian territory—as “a maimed, mutilated and moth-eaten” travesty of the land he had fought for. He warned that the partition of Punjab and Bengal “will be sowing the seeds of future serious trouble.”

But what caused the worst trouble was East Bengal's decision to join Jinnah's shitty state. They paid a heavy price for their stupidity. India by contrast lost nothing. True Pakistan keeps trying to make trouble for it, but it's nice that its Army has at least one enemy it can defeat from time to time.  Obviously, if Pakistan ever won a war with India, a hundred million Muslims would be slaughtered. But Jinnah knew this. He was prepared for the annihilation of the one third of Muslims in non-Muslim majority provinces. 


On the evening of August 14, 1947, in the Viceroy’s House in New Delhi, Mountbatten and his wife settled down to watch a Bob Hope movie, “My Favorite Brunette.”

Dalrymple does not mention that Mountbatten first took part in a Hindu ceremony whereby a 'sengol' or scepter was invested in Nehru's Brahminical hands. You can be sure the priests purified it from Mountbatten's 'mleccha' touch before handing it to Panditji.  

A short distance away, at the bottom of Raisina Hill, in India’s Constituent Assembly, Nehru rose to his feet to make his most famous speech. “Long years ago, we made a tryst with destiny,” he declaimed. “At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom.”

and a dynasty whose current heir has less brain than Prince Harry. At least the latter can find a wife and get her preggers.  

But outside the well-guarded enclaves of New Delhi the horror was well under way.

The Muslim population of Delhi fell from one third to five percent on Nehru's watch. Don't say 'sengols' have no power.  

That same evening, as the remaining British officials in Lahore set off for the railway station, they had to pick their way through streets littered with dead bodies.

In Calcutta, in '43, the bodies they stepped over would have merely starved to death. Provincial autonomy can only go so far.  

On the platforms, they found the railway staff hosing down pools of blood.

Sadly, though the country had been liberated some bad colonial habits remained- like hosing down pools of blood rather than letting them attract flies. The Communists were right. India could never become free till such bourgeois habits were erased.  

Hours earlier, a group of Hindus fleeing the city had been massacred by a Muslim mob as they sat waiting for a train. As the Bombay Express pulled out of Lahore and began its journey south, the officials could see that Punjab was ablaze, with flames rising from village after village.

Serves the Brits right for wanting to make Punjab prosperous with canals and colleges and what not.  

What followed, especially in Punjab, the principal center of the violence, was one of the great human tragedies of the twentieth century.

Which non-Punjabis can't read about without laughing their heads off. As Mahatma Gandhi said in 1939, if the Brits left without handing over the Army to the INC, the Muslims and the Punjabis would overrun the country. At one fell swoop, Panditji had got rid of both problems! 

As Nisid Hajari writes, “Foot caravans of destitute refugees fleeing the violence stretched for 50 miles and more. As the peasants trudged along wearily, mounted guerrillas burst out of the tall crops that lined the road and culled them like sheep. Special refugee trains, filled to bursting when they set out, suffered repeated ambushes along the way. All too often they crossed the border in funereal silence, blood seeping from under their carriage doors.”

D.F Karkara, a Parsi war correspondent who had witnessed the liberation of Belsen, had been brought to Punjab by some White officers to chronicle what was happening.  


Within a few months, the landscape of South Asia had changed irrevocably. In 1941, Karachi, designated the first capital of Pakistan, was 47.6 per cent Hindu. Delhi, the capital of independent India, was one-third Muslim. By the end of the decade, almost all the Hindus of Karachi had fled, while two hundred thousand Muslims had been forced out of Delhi. The changes made in a matter of months remain indelible seventy years later.

The proportion of Muslims in Delhi has risen considerably. But non-Muslims continue to flee Pakistan. What is interesting is that Pakistan is now deporting millions of Afghans. This is the reverse of the 'hijrat' of 1919! 


More than twenty years ago, I visited the novelist Ahmed Ali. Ali was the author of “Twilight in Delhi,” which was published, in 1940, with the support of Virginia Woolf and E. M. Forster, and is probably still the finest novel written about the Indian capital. Ali had grown up in the mixed world of old Delhi, but by the time I visited him he was living in exile in Karachi.

He was in China at the time of Partition. KPS Menon refused to give him an entry permit to return to India and so he had to go to Pakistan. He was soon appointed their first envoy to China.  

“The civilization of Delhi came into being through the mingling of two different cultures, Hindu and Muslim,” he told me.

Delhi was a corpse which the Brits revived. He himself began his rise as a Professor of English literature. 

Now “Delhi is dead. . . . All that made Delhi special has been uprooted and dispersed.” He lamented especially the fact that the refinement of Delhi Urdu had been destroyed: “Now the language has shrunk. So many words are lost.”

More sadly, so many others remain.  

Like Ali, the Bombay-based writer Saadat Hasan Manto saw the creation of Pakistan as both a personal and a communal disaster.

Ali was a Pakistani diplomat. He did not say that the country was a disaster. I suppose, he was a tactful fellow in his own way.  

The tragedy of Partition, he wrote, was not that there were now two countries instead of one but the realization that “human beings in both countries were slaves, slaves of bigotry . . . slaves of religious passions, slaves of animal instincts and barbarity.”

Alcohol enslaved him. He died of cirrhosis of the liver. Still, at least he didn't have to keep writing shite. 

The madness he witnessed and the trauma he experienced in the process of leaving Bombay and emigrating to Lahore marked him for the rest of his life.

At least it was short- like his stories. God is indeed Merciful- to some.  

Yet it also transformed him into the supreme master of the Urdu short story.

Sadly the Urdu short story is shit.  

Before Partition, Manto was an essayist, screenwriter, and journalist of varying artistic attainment. Afterward, during several years of frenzied creativity, he became an author worthy of comparison with Chekhov, Zola, and Maupassant—all of whom he translated and adopted as models. Although his work is still little known outside South Asia, a number of fine new translations—by Aatish Taseer, Matt Reeck, and Aftab Ahmad—promise to bring him a wider audience.

of cretins. France and Russia are important. Pakistanis aren't. We get that they are horrible people and have horrible lives and keep slaughtering each other. But we simply don't have enough money to drone strike each and every one of them. 

As recently illuminated in Ayesha Jalal’s “The Pity of Partition”—Jalal is Manto’s great-niece—he was baffled by the logic of Partition.

Like Jalal, he was baffled by logic. Is it something you eat or do you use it as a suppository?  

“Despite trying,” he wrote, “I could not separate India from Pakistan, and Pakistan from India.”

Because though he may have drunk plenty of Gin, he was no Jinnah who managed the matter easily enough.  

Who, he asked, owned the literature that had been written in undivided India?

The Brits. Let them study that shite. We don't want it.  

Although he faced criticism and censorship, he wrote obsessively about the sexual violence that accompanied Partition.

But there's plenty of sexual violence in that part of the world without any Partition. A friend of mine asked me to translate a short story of his even though it was written in Urdu- a language I find difficult to read. Still, I did so in the belief that the story was about his own sister who had been gang-raped. At that time the Canadians gave honorary Doctorates to Pakistani gang-rape victims presumably because market research suggests that such credentials are prized in those circles. I am not saying my own Urdu or knowledge of rural Pakistan is very great but my feeling was that some details in the story- e.g. the scene where the heroine, Qurratulayn, eats grass as she is being taken violently from behind- were implausible or perhaps 'magical realist'. Then the fellow explained the story was about a goat which had belonged to his family. I believe it was partitioned during E'id. 

“When I think of the recovered women, I think only of their bloated bellies—what will happen to those bellies?” he asked. Would the children so conceived “belong to Pakistan or Hindustan?”

If they were sensible they would try to emigrate to Britain more particularly if they happened to be goats. 

The most extraordinary feature of Manto’s writing is that, for all his feeling, he never judges.

No. What is effective is that Manto puts his finger on aspects of 'folk psychology' just like Kipling Small town lawyers and policemen have anecdotes of this sort and that is what adds the touch of verisimilitude. 

Instead, he urges us to try to understand what is going on in the minds of all his characters, the murderers as well as the murdered, the rapists as well as the raped.

This is what lawyers and policemen have to do.  

In the short story “Colder Than Ice,” we enter the bedroom of Ishwar Singh, a Sikh murderer and rapist, who has suffered from impotence ever since his abduction of a beautiful Muslim girl. As he tries to explain his affliction to Kalwant Kaur, his current lover, he tells the story of discovering the girl after breaking into a house and killing her family:

“I could have slashed her throat, but I didn’t. . . . I thought she had gone into a faint, so I carried her over my shoulder all the way to the canal which runs outside the city. . . . Then I laid her down on the grass, behind some bushes and . . . first I thought I would shuffle her a bit . . . but then I decided to trump her right away. . . . ”

“What happened?” she asked.

“I threw the trump . . . but, but . . . ”

His voice sank.

Kalwant Kaur shook him violently. “What happened?”

Ishwar Singh opened his eyes. “She was dead. . . . I had carried a dead body . . . a heap of cold flesh . . . jani, [my beloved] give me your hand.”

Kalwant Kaur placed her hand on his. It was colder than ice.

Fucking a corpse can indeed put you off sex more particularly if you come from a place where the succubus is a 'churel' or 'vetala' coz that's bad bad mojo.  

Manto’s most celebrated Partition story, “Toba Tek Singh,” proceeds from a simple premise,

 a foolish one. Government run asylums were bureaucratic. In this case, an order would have eventually been sent to divide up the lunatics and award them to one country or the other.  

laid out in the opening lines:

Two or three years after the 1947 Partition, it occurred to the governments of India and Pakistan to exchange their lunatics in the same manner as they had exchanged their criminals. The Muslim lunatics in India were to be sent over to Pakistan and the Hindu and Sikh lunatics in Pakistani asylums were to be handed over to India.

Plenty of abducted women, too, were exchanged.  

It was difficult to say whether the proposal made any sense or not.

It did. 

However, the decision had been taken at the topmost level on both sides.

Because Government money was involved and so the file would go all the way up to the Chief Secretary 

In a few thousand darkly satirical words, Manto manages to convey that the lunatics are much saner than those making the decision for their removal,

he tries but fails save in one respect. The Sikhs might be crazy enough to want a pure 'Khalistan' for themselves. Laughing at the craziness of the Sikh is the one thing Hindus and Muslims can agree on. 

and that, as Jalal puts it, “the madness of Partition was far greater than the insanity of all the inmates put together.” The tale ends with the eponymous hero stranded between the two borders: “On one side, behind barbed wire, stood together the lunatics of India and on the other side, behind more barbed wire, stood the lunatics of Pakistan. In between, on a bit of earth which had no name, lay Toba Tek Singh.”

Actually Toba Tek Singh migrated to Canada. He is currently propping up Pierre Trudeau's administration.  

Manto’s life after Partition forms a tragic parallel with the institutional insanity depicted in “Toba Tek Singh.” Far from being welcomed in Pakistan, he was disowned as reactionary by its Marxist-leaning literary set.

The guy drank too much. Also, he probably wasn't a bundle of laughs. 

After the publication of “Colder Than Ice,” he was charged with obscenity and sentenced to prison with hard labor, although he was acquitted on appeal. The need to earn a living forced Manto into a state of hyper-productivity; for a period in 1951, he was writing a book a month, at the rate of one story a day. Under this stress, he fell into a depression and became an alcoholic. His family had him committed to a mental asylum in an attempt to curb his drinking, but he died of its effects in 1955, at the age of forty-two.

Obviously, this isn't the whole story. I've heard rumors. But the family is sound enough.  


For all the elements of tragic farce in Manto’s stories, and the tormented state of mind of Manto himself, the reality of Partition was no less filled with absurdity.

Nope. The thing really wasn't a chuckle factory.  

Vazira Zamindar’s excellent recent study, “The Long Partition and the Making of Modern South Asia,” opens with an account of Ghulam Ali, a Muslim from Lucknow, a city in central North India, who specialized in making artificial limbs. He opted to live in India, but at the moment when Partition was announced he happened to be at a military workshop on the Pakistan side of the border. Within months, the two new countries were at war over Kashmir, and Ali was pressed into service by the Pakistani Army and prevented from returning to his home, in India.

This was illegal. Limbfitter had opted for India and was an Indian citizen. However, if there was no evidence that he had been illegally forced to serve in the Pakistan Army, he had lost Indian citizenship by his own actions.  

In 1950, the Army discharged him on the ground that he had become a citizen of India.

He lost that citizenship when he was with the Pakistan Army. If he had been forced to serve, the Pak Army had broken the law. If they hadn't, it was up to India to say whether they would give him an entry permit. 

Yet when he got to the frontier he was not recognized as Indian, and was arrested for entering without a travel permit. In 1951, after serving a prison sentence in India, he was deported back to Pakistan. Six years later, he was still being deported back and forth, shuttling between the prisons and refugee camps of the two new states. His official file closes with the Muslim soldier under arrest in a camp for Hindu prisoners on the Pakistani side of the border.

 If he really wanted to cross the border, he could have done so. Plenty of other people did. 

Ever since 1947, India and Pakistan have nourished a deep-rooted mutual antipathy. They have fought two inconclusive wars over the disputed region of Kashmir—the only Muslim-majority area to remain within India.

No. The wars were conclusive. The bit of J&K which had rebelled against the Maharaja during the Second Round Table Conference could only be held by British troops not Dogras. That was bound to go. The Valley was a different story but nobody greatly cares about its people anymore. 

In 1971, they fought over the secession of East Pakistan, which became Bangladesh. In 1999, after Pakistani troops crossed into an area of Kashmir called Kargil, the two countries came alarmingly close to a nuclear exchange.

Not really. Nukes are expensive. What is the point of killing twenty or thirty thousand darkies at the expense of hundreds of millions? You are doing the other side a favor by thinning out the population. 

Despite periodic gestures toward peace negotiations and moments of rapprochement, the Indo-Pak conflict remains the dominant geopolitical reality of the region.

India likes having an enemy it can kick the shit out of.  

In Kashmir, a prolonged insurgency against Indian rule has left thousands dead

but they are Kashmiris!  

and still gives rise to intermittent violence. Meanwhile, in Pakistan, where half the female population remains illiterate, defense eats up a fifth of the budget, dwarfing the money available for health, education, infrastructure, and development.

So, only Pakistan is harmed by this stupidity.  


It is easy to understand why Pakistan might feel insecure: India’s population, its defense budget, and its economy are seven times as large as Pakistan’s. But the route that Pakistan has taken to defend itself against Indian demographic and military superiority has been disastrous for both countries.

Not for India. It is simply too large for a couple of pin-pricks here are there to make a difference. What I did enjoy was the assault on the Taj hotel. Then I heard that a dear friend of mine had walked away from the place unscathed. This made me very bitter against the ISI.  

For more than thirty years, Pakistan’s Army and its secret service, the I.S.I., have relied on jihadi proxies to carry out their aims. These groups have been creating as much—if not more—trouble for Pakistan as they have for the neighbors the I.S.I. hopes to undermine: Afghanistan and India.

What was funny was the way Pakistanis sparked the war on terror in which 1.3 million Muslims died. Truly, Jinnah did the Hindus a favor when he turned the attention of his community to embracing their Muslim neighbors to the West rather than those dirty kaffirs to the East.  


Today, both India and Pakistan remain crippled by the narratives built around memories of the crimes of Partition, as politicians (particularly in India) and the military (particularly in Pakistan) continue to stoke the hatreds of 1947 for their own ends.

Nonsense! India does not care. If Kashmiri Pundits get chased out of the valley we may sympathize till we remember that all the Kashmiri Pundits we have ever met were insufferable. The same goes for Punjabis and Bengalis and so forth.  

Nisid Hajari ends his book by pointing out that the rivalry between India and Pakistan “is getting more, rather than less, dangerous: the two countries’ nuclear arsenals are growing, militant groups are becoming more capable, and rabid media outlets on both sides are shrinking the scope for moderate voices.”

Which may be bad for Pakistan and maybe some border districts but this really does not matter to the rest of India.  

Moreover, Pakistan, nuclear-armed and deeply unstable, is not a threat only to India; it is now the world’s problem, the epicenter of many of today’s most alarming security risks.

But it is no longer India's problem. Thank you Jinnah!  

It was out of madrassas in Pakistan that the Taliban emerged. That regime, which was then the most retrograde in modern Islamic history, provided sanctuary to Al Qaeda’s leadership even after 9/11.

Pakistan was sheltering Osama in a cantonment town.  The US sure picked a swell ally!

It is difficult to disagree with Hajari’s conclusion: “It is well past time that the heirs to Nehru and Jinnah finally put 1947’s furies to rest.”

Nehru's heir is Rahul. He is a mooncalf. Modi ignores Pakistan. Nobody else greatly cares about that country. As for Jinnah's heirs- they are billionaires. But they are not Pakistani and they are not Muslim.  

But the current picture is not encouraging. In Delhi, a hard-line right-wing government rejects dialogue with Islamabad.

Because there is no point talking to nutters as Nehru realized.  

Both countries find themselves more vulnerable than ever to religious extremism.

Not India. Hindus can choose how extreme they want to be because this does not involve killing apostates or rejecting Science. Muslims in India can be as pious as they wish. Killing and raping aren't actually a religious commandment save, perhaps, for Quakers.  

In a sense, 1947 has yet to come to an end.

Only in the sense that 1946 has yet to come to an end. Partition did not and does not matter to India. As for Pakistan, it needs to do the same sensible things Bangladesh did. After all, China wants a return on its investments.