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Sunday, 5 December 2021

Ussama Makdisi & the Christian origins of Arab antisemitism.

Mark Cohen has suggested that modern Arab anti-semitism was a late nineteenth century phenomenon for which educated Arab Christians were chiefly responsible. The fact is, Islam is closer to Judaism than to Christianity and, moreover, Jews had been persecuted in European countries traditionally hostile to Islam.

 However, anti-Semitism in Arab lands was not the monopoly of Christians. In Shiah dominated areas- e.g. Zaidi portions of Yemen as well as Twelver areas in Iraq- there was a pre-existing tradition of considering Jews to be accursed and associated with 'Dajjal' (anti-Christ). The history of the Druze (whose most venerated figure persecuted Jews with vigor) and other such sects has a similar eschatological tendency which however only Christians (who consider Jews to be 'Deicides') have strenuously cultivated.

In this context, we can only laugh at Ussama Makdisi who writes in Aeon- 

By the time I was born in 1968, my grandfather was an emeritus professor and a pillar of Ras Beirut’s small and highly educated Protestant community.

So, he was a Christian living in a Christian dominated State which was doing quite well at that time. Sadly, Maronites were as clannish and gangsterish and crazy as the Druze or other unique sects of the region.

 But by then, as well, the optimism of the first half of the 20th century had receded dramatically.

Because Europe was too weak to rule that part of the world. It was abandoned to its own kleptocracies. 

 European empires had long since cynically partitioned the Ottoman Empire and created several new states including Lebanon.

But Nasser was supposed to have created a United Arab Republic to include Egypt and Syria and perhaps Iraq and so forth. But Nasser was kray kray as were Syrians and Iraqis and Lebanese and everybody else save the Ashkenazi Jews in Israel. 

The Arab East, of which the small Mediterranean country was an inseparable part, witnessed the vibrant anticolonial politics of the 1950s and ’60s

which was utterly useless. Nasser got sucked into a costly war in Yemen and then Israel humiliated the Arabs by winning the 6 day war and grabbing their territory. It turned out that 'anti-colonial politics' was stupid shit- like the sort of thing Pundit Nehru indulged in before the Chinese took down his pants in 1962, after which the poor fellow had to go running to Uncle Sam not just for food but also for defence. 

 atrophy under a variety of repressive Arab regimes during the Cold War. 

The problem was not that Arab regimes were repressive. The problem was they were shit. 

Lebanon had already experienced a short civil war in 1958.

The US, under the 'Eisenhower doctrine' intervened in Jordan and Lebanon to prevent them turning to the Left and perhaps joining Nasser's Arab Republic. However, by 1968, everybody had realized that Nasser's Egypt wasn't going to become the Prussia of the Arabs- or even retain its position of cultural and religious pre-eminence. 

 in the Arab East had occurred a decade before that, when Palestine was shattered by Zionists bent on establishing an exclusively Jewish state. 

They established a state which could win wars and promote the rule of law. Meanwhile the Arabs were either knifing each other or groaning under the heavy hand of the Secret Police. The calamities of the Arabs were self-created. If they hadn't been so utterly shite, they wouldn't have kept losing territory to Israel.

In their drive to realise this ethnoreligious fantasy, 

I suppose a guy from Lebanon might well think that having a State which isn't utterly shite is an 'ethnoreligious fantasy'. The strange thing is that Lebanese people are smarter and more charming than almost anybody else on the planet. Why is their country so hopelessly dysfunctional? The answer is obvious. Too fucking obvious. That's why this professor has to write this nonsense here. If Jews do smart things and run their country well then, obviously, Lebanon has to turn into a horrible shithole because...urm... reality is actually a fantasy- right? 

they plunged the region into instability and war. 

The Arabs did declare war on Israel- that's true enough. But the Arabs were shit at fighting (except for the British trained Jordanians). They lost and continued to lose because they thought reality was a fantasy.

The Zionists expelled most of the Palestinian natives from their lands and homes in 1948 and confiscated their property.

Coz the Palestinian leader had joined hands with Hitler. Thus, like other defeated Nations, the Palestinians lost land. 

 In response, long-established Jewish communities across the Arab East found themselves scapegoated and imperilled.

But Grand Mufti Husseini had already scapegoated and imperilled them. His great pal was Hitler who had a 'final solution' for the Jewish problem. But it all turned out to be a fantasy.

 Since then, Arabs and Jews have been represented as eternal ontological foes as if their bitter contemporary political struggles rehearsed allegedly ancient religious conflicts. 

But Sadat made peace with Begin. Now it is the turn of the Gulf and the Saudis to get cozy with Israel. Meanwhile, Lebanon is a horror show. 

How intriguing then to read a poem titled ‘A Lesson from the Zionist Movement’ composed by my grandfather Anis and published in March 1914 in the journal Al-Kulliyya of the Syrian Protestant College – today the American University of Beirut (AUB).

This is silly. Obviously, a Palestinian Christian would have thought that a European sponsor (the Kaiser?) would protect the Christians just as the Brits might protect the Jews. This was a story about extra-territoriality and minorities getting a Great Power protector. 

The opening stanzas speak to a time when the word ‘Zionism’ in Arabic (Al-sahyuniyya) had not been completely tainted by the Zionist movement’s later deeds.

This guy was born in 1968, the year some Egyptian nutter published a book titled 'Al-sahyunniya wa-l- Naziyya'. The fact is, Israelis didn't have to fear arbitrary arrest by the secret police. Egyptians did. Arab Republics were genuinely 'National Socialist' and happy to hire genuine German ex-Nazis to train their goons.

 The poem acknowledges the industriousness of the Zionist colonists who had arrived in Palestine from Europe at a moment of Arab decline. The lesson my grandfather drew from the Zionist movement was two-fold: the first was that the determination and agency of Zionists to revive themselves might spur the Arabs ‘to match them in their endeavour and enterprise’. This exhortation to progress perhaps reflected my grandfather’s distinctly Protestant Arab modernism, which was influenced heavily by American missionary institutions and culture.

This cretin doesn't get that his grandpappy wanted Christians to rise up the way Jews were rising up. But this meant some Great Power or other must protect the Christians from crazy Muslim clerics. 

But the urgent call for the Arabs to join the caravan of modernity also reflected a ubiquitous trope of the ecumenical Arab intellectual and cultural renaissance known as the nahda. 

Which accomplished nada. Writing poems doesn't really help make the world a better place.

For that same Zionist determination – and here was the more important lesson my grandfather drew – ultimately threatened to overwhelm the Arabs who needed to stop lamenting their glorious past and overcome their present pitiable condition.

The condition of Arab Christians was pitiable indeed. Did they have a glorious past? Not really. Byzantine Emperors didn't like them. Crusaders kept raping them or using them as beasts of burden. Sad. 

 ‘Is it any wonder that the nation of Moses has settled on our shores, ploughing the land diligently,’ he wrote. My grandfather saw that European Jews had galvanised a Jewish awakening and then an organised Zionist movement. Yet he also alluded to the danger that the well-funded colonists posed to the Arabs of Syria who were still ‘asleep’. He was adamant that God had blessed the Arabs with a land from which valiant men had emerged and a beautiful language that transcended religious difference. 

But that 'beautiful language' only established itself after crushing the Christians who spoke Aramaic or Syriac. That's why Christians wanted Lebanon to be carved out of Syria so as to have a State they could dominate under French protection. But the Maronites couldn't run shit. The reason Lebanon is now in such a mess is because its Constitution tried to give Christians hegemony in partnership with urban Sunnis. The Shia peasants rebelled and are now, with Iranian backing, the strongest military force in the country. Thus, the place is bound to decline yet further. 

It was for the Arabs to choose whether they would ultimately give way before these zealous outsiders or realise that they had it within themselves to build a free and dignified future. ‘If you are ultimately humiliated,’ he concluded addressing his own Arab people, ‘do not say it is fate and divine decree that had concealed themselves in the passage of time.’

The trouble is, Muslim Arabs considered him a Christian who would demand protection from a European power for his co-religionists.

My grandfather contributed to an incongruent early Arab archive that was still trying to make sense of Zionism and its relationship to a fading Ottoman world.

That 'archive' was a fantasy. Smart Christians get the fuck out of the Middle East.

 There was little reason for my grandfather, or for Muslims and Christians across the Levant, to take issue with the religion of Judaism itself, or the desire for a revitalised Jewish cultural or spiritual communalism.

Nonsense! The Brits had Egypt and Jews were considered an advance guard for British Imperialism in the region. 

 Coexistence, after all, was deeply entrenched in the Arab East. 

Hilarious! The region was notorious for pogroms. The Ottomans had been forced to grant more and more freedom to Christians- they were even allowed to build churches after 1839- which of course led to bloody massacres- e.g. that of Aleppo in 1850. By the end of the Nineteenth Century, the genocide of Armenians had begun. No doubt, Protestants considered themselves safe but they knew that could change at a moment's notice. 

Four centuries of Ottoman rule had not introduced a shared world between Muslims and non-Muslims.

Indeed. The Ottomans turned their backs on the Levant and Iraq to concentrate on retaining their position in Europe. This meant decline and destitution- but this was not a shared misery. As Western powers forced the Turks to end discriminatory taxes on non-Muslims, the Christians started pulling ahead. Some, in the Sixties, thought that Socialism would put an end to their sectarian vulnerability. But Christian Palestinians like Habash or Sirhan Sirhan shat the bed so spectacularly that both Socialism and Secularism became anathema. 

 Rather, it had complicated a tradition that had been in place since the rise of Islam.

What tradition was that? Christians getting their heads chopped off?

Although Islamic law privileged Muslims over non-Muslims in an empire ruled by Ottoman Muslim sultans, Christian and Jewish communities were integral parts of a diverse urban fabric. They existed in every corner of the Empire and, in the Arab East, Eastern Jews and Christians of the Empire spoke Arabic. In contrast to Europe, Jews were not singled out for persecution in the Ottoman Empire, which did not seek to make all its subjects practise the same faith or even share the same language or culture. At the Empire’s end, its leaders persecuted and massacred Armenians and hunted down Arab nationalists. But there was no ‘Jewish Question’ in the Ottoman Empire, nor was there a corresponding racialised antisemitism.

The bigger problem was that Ottoman Sultans didn't give a shit about even their own Turkish subjects in Anatolia. Jews, it is true, suffered little at Turkish hands but those in the Levant might be massacred by local Muslims or Druze etc.

There is a reason that Zionism emerged in Europe and not in the Ottoman world. 

It is the same reason nothing good emerged in the Ottoman world. Anything which showed promise would suddenly have its head cut off. 

Every major Zionist leader was European,

Just as every major Political ideologue or Scientific savant was European

 for it was in European cities and towns that

people didn't keep having their head cut off

 the noxious combination of nationalism and antisemitism drove some Jews to dream of establishing a separate nationalist state. 

Surely the bigger driver was Tzarist pogroms. Western Jews were worried that very poor refugees would turn up on their door. Many British Jews supported the Alien Exclusion Act. To compensate, like Balfour, they supported Zionism which they believed involved giving 'a land without a people to a people without a land'. 

There was no menacing imperative driving Ottoman, Eastern or Arab Jews toward a scheme to reconstitute multireligious Palestine into a Jewish ethnoreligious nationalist state. 

But Palestinians didn't want the place to be 'multireligious'. Indeed, the day may soon dawn when 'Secularists' in the West Bank have their heads chopped off. 

Theodor Herzl, the Viennese

he was from Budapest. He moved to Vienna when he was 18.

 founding father of political Zionism, eventually landed on Palestine as the location of his Jewish state not simply because in it had unfolded the great stories and symbols of the Jewish faith and history; he identified it also because he belonged to a European world in which the presence of natives was thought irrelevant to consequential history and destiny. 

This was because population was falling there at least partly because of Ottoman misrule. As a matter of fact, 'the presence of natives' has always been irrelevant if those natives are shit at fighting.

In his Zionist tract Der Judenstaat (1896), Herzl wrote: ‘We should there form a portion of a rampart of Europe against Asia, an outpost of civilisation as opposed to barbarism.’ 

Sadly, this is precisely what we see when we look at Israel. That country is exporting sciencey stuff. Lebanon has quite literally gone down the toilet. Jews did well. Arab Christians couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery. Sad.

Insofar as Herzl and other leading Zionist ideologues thought about the native Arabs at all, they considered them wholly incapable of developing themselves,

Many Lebanese people are demanding that France return as the mandatory power and sort out that country's problems. This is despite the fact that Lebanese people do extremely well almost everywhere they settle. 

 and certainly unworthy of Palestine itself. They viewed them as a simple, apolitical, passive peasant population, and suggested that, through economic cooperation, these Arabs would sooner or later reconcile themselves to colonial Zionism in Palestine.

Or lose territory. That's how the USA and Australia and so forth got their start.

Herzl’s fantasies lay at the heart of a well-known story of modern Zionism, which inserted itself into a polyphonic Ottoman and Arab landscape. 

And succeeded because it changed the landscape into something less fucking polyphonic.

Less known

because it is not worth knowing

 is how many Muslim, Christian and Jewish Arabs initially grappled with Zionism, trying to make sense of it, understand it, sometimes after meeting Zionist representatives who spoke of the need for friendship and cooperation between ‘Arabs’ and ‘Jews’ without ever disclosing the ultimate goal of the organised European-led Zionist movement in Palestine. Like my grandfather Anis, some educated Arabs were initially impressed with the apparently modern methods of the Zionists but, like him, they were quick to understand the implications for the Arabs of Palestine. Yusuf Diya’ al-Khalidi, the Muslim Jerusalemite and Ottoman Arab mayor of Jerusalem, sent a letter to the chief Rabbi of France in 1899, asking him to forward it to Herzl, in which he acknowledged that the idea behind Zionism was ‘in theory a completely natural and just idea’ to combat European antisemitism, but its implementation in multireligious Palestine was not. Khalidi expressed his growing concern about the colonial dimension of Zionism in Palestine.

He was hinting that the Ottomans would swallow up a lot bribe money but then hand over the Jews to the Muslims to have their throats slit. On the other hand, if Herzl wanted to give him plenty of Yid money then he could guarantee that Jews would flourish like nobody's business. 

As long as the Ottoman Empire existed, the idea of an actual Jewish state seemed remote. Zionists debated among themselves the viability, necessity, form and implications of a Jewish state in Palestine, especially as those who travelled to Palestine recognised that the reality of a large native Arab population posed an obvious conundrum to the nationalist project to establish a Jewish state. The advent of more and more Jewish colonies, sometimes built on land purchased from absentee Arab landlords, began to arouse sustained Palestinian suspicion. The more the Arabs learned about Zionism, the more alarmed they grew.

But their own clan feuds loomed larger in their minds.


After 1904, a new wave of ardent colonists from eastern Europe and Russia rejected Arabic and sought little integration into local society. In 1911, Najib Nassar,

a Christian 

 the owner and publisher of the Arabic newspaper Al Carmel in Haifa (whom my grandfather had befriended when both were students in Beirut), wrote a short treatise on Zionism. Nassar warned his readers about the modern organisation, motivation and seriousness of the political programme of Zionism. He insisted that he would never have opposed Jewish immigration had Zionism been free of political ambition. Nassar acknowledged how Herzl had worked hard to inspire Jews from around the world to embrace Zionism, but he said that the Zionists did not truly want to ‘Ottomanise’ – rather they wanted to build their separate nationalist state in Palestine, and so had to be resisted urgently.

The problem here was that after the Young Turk Revolution, local Muslims who took up the anti-Zionist cause- e.g. Shukri al-Asali- were viewed with suspicion by the Pan-Turkic element. Non-Arab Jews represented an ally against the pan-Arabism which, the Turks believed, was being propagated by British agents like W.S Blunt. Shukri was beheaded in 1916 by the Turks.

Interestingly, the British Ambassador to Turkey believed that the Young Turks were crypto-Jews! There was plenty of craziness to go around back then.

Also in 1911, Ruhi al-Khalidi, the nephew of Yusuf Diya’, gave a speech in the Ottoman parliament in Istanbul praising Jews but warning that Zionism would bring an imminent breakdown of relations between Arabs and Jews.

But Arabs had the reputation of always being on the verge of running amok killing all and sundry. The young Turks were in no mood to treat them with anything save cold steel or the hangman's noose. 

 And in 1913, the Cairo-based journalist and author Jurji Zaydan

a Christian who had been barred from an appointment to the new Cairo University because of his religion

 visited Palestine and also saw the writing on the wall.

Christians would have a thin time of it after European powers retreated from a Muslim majority region. The Jews survived because they actually created an effective State. Christians concentrated on fantasy.

 Commenting in his ecumenical journal Al-Hilal, Zaydan repeated Nassar’s stark warning to the Arabs about the danger of Zionist colonisation of Palestine.

This is silly. Arabs who didn't live there faced no danger. No doubt, the Christians were happy to try to get into Muslim good books by pointing the finger at Jews. But if Jews concentrated their population on some small sliver of land, then Muslims elsewhere were not greatly discommoded. The true danger that the Arabs should have been warned about was the perils of talking worthless shite instead of doing sensible things. 

For Muslim and Christian Arabs of all stations and locales, Zionism unquestionably needed translation.

Fuck off! Nobody gives a shit about a real estate scheme in some small sliver of land without any great endowment of mineral wealth. 

 Almost everything about Zionism screamed foreignness:

Everything about the Turkish or European rulers of Arab lands screamed foreignness- because they were actually foreign.

 the languages the colonists and immigrants spoke; their nationalist ideology; their dress; their settlements; and the relentless efforts of its European leaders – such as the German social scientist and social Darwinist Arthur Ruppin who worked with the World Zionist Organization and the Jewish National Fund to plan the ‘scientific’ colonisation of Palestine – to segregate ‘Jews’ from ‘Arabs’. 

In a small sliver of land nobody who didn't live there gave two shits about. Once the Christians got a state of their own- Lebanon- they appeared hypocritical for making a bid deal about the Jews getting something similar. But Lebanon now looks an utter shit-hole. Israel continues to rise. Sad.

For these reasons, educated Arabs left a significant record of observations and thoughts that often distinguished between Zionists and native Jews.

Native Jews were as useless as native Muslims or Christians. Foreigners, however, could get their act together to some good purpose.

 In a way that colonial Zionism refused to do, Ruhi al-Khalidi and my grandfather, and many others such as the Jerusalemite educator Khalil Sakakini,

another Christian

 could distinguish between a major religion that constituted the shared foundation of the three great monotheistic religions and a political movement that emerged out of one aspect of the Jewish experience in the bitter nationalist climes of central and eastern Europe.

Why didn't these guys, or their descendants, demand that Lebanon stop giving extra representation to Christians? If it is wrong for the Jews to have their own State, why was the creation and continued existence of Lebanon not considered equally wrong? The truth is, the Levant has been going in for 'bitter nationalist' crimes for far longer than the climes of central or eastern Europe. That is why clans survive while States wither.

Arab Jews, however, had a more difficult intellectual reckoning with the early iterations of Zionism in Palestine. 

They were told they were stupid and that they smelled bad and should shut the fuck up. This still rankles.

Zionists spoke adamantly about representing the entirety of the Jewish people.

while telling Morrocans and Yemenites and 'Beni-Israelis' and so forth that they were little better than monkeys. On the other hand, once Zionists adopted Hebrew, not German, as the language of instruction for their new Universities, the Mizrachi was somewhat appeased. Still, it was only after it became blindingly obvious that non-Muslims get short shrift in any Islamic Republic that they were reconciled to being Israelis- till they could hook it for the States.

 Unlike Christian and Muslim Arabs, Arab Jews wrestled intensely with Zionism as a form of self-identification, not as a foil to their own aspiring modern rejuvenation. 

Nonsense! Most thought the thing was a stupid fad which was bound to come to a bad end. Smart Arab Jews were trying to get to America or Australia, not Israel. Still, it must be said, for religious reasons, some did make Aliyah.

Some native Jews saw in the idea of Jewish revival in Palestine an important avenue of Jewish communal self-expression within the Ottoman Empire that had long valorised religious diversity.

No. Either they made Aliyah for religious reasons, or felt they had no other choice in a world where European power was waning.

 Others saw it as an alien intrusion that segregated them from their fellow Arabic-speaking Muslim and Christian compatriots.

But Arab Christians were always terribly anti-Semitic. Jews got on better with Muslims coz of similar dietary restrictions. 

The organisation, funding and colonial confidence among many Zionists settling in Palestine instigated a cultural and institutional struggle over who truly represented the Jewish community in Palestine

There was no struggle. Money talks. Bullshit walks. 

 and what the future of Jewish life there would be like. This intra-Jewish conflict split most of the newly arrived Ashkenazi European Zionist colonists from Sephardic Jews long settled in the Ottoman Empire and, of course, from other Middle Eastern Jews who were not Ashkenazi and not necessarily Sephardic.

It was a walkover for the Ashkenazi though some of the richest British and Dutch families were Sephardic. Indeed, in New York, the Sephardics considered themselves a cut above the more recent Ashkenazi migrants. 

 These lines were not uniformly rigid, for there were native Ashkenazi Arab Jews born in Palestine who refused colonial Zionism, just as many Sephardic Jews who embraced it from the beginning and who worked for or donated to various Zionist institutions. Jews debated Zionism in communal councils, schools, including those of the French-funded Alliance Israélite Universelle, in the multilingual Jewish press, and in their homes. The struggle ultimately impinged upon all Eastern Jewish communities across the Maghrib and Mashriq and into Salonika and other major cities of the Empire.

Jews could have debated themselves to death. Indeed, that is what most people expected. Then sheer brute necessity forced the Jews to either do sensible stuff or perish. That's it. That's the whole story. Jews could flourish in a historically Arab region by not talking Arabic bollocks. Christians couldn't. According to the U.N, 82 percent of Lebanon's population is under the poverty line. Three million are malnourished. Without international assistance, there would be widespread starvation.

Did Jews belong to an ecumenical nation with compatriots of different religions, or fundamentally only to a political nation with other Jews: this basic question dominated the political itinerary of Zionism in Palestine. The European Zionist leaders knew their answer and worked, especially after the inaugural World Zionist Congress in Basel in 1897, to advocate for eventual Jewish sovereignty in or over Palestine. More immediately, they strove for unimpeded (and ultimately mass) immigration of European Jews to Palestine despite native Arab wishes, and they purchased land there to establish the material basis for a Jewish state in Palestine.

This was a period when European powers were gaining territory in North Africa where they expected to settle substantial numbers of their own citizens. What differentiated Zionism was its lack of military strength and thus its reliance on purchasing land rather than just grabbing it.

For Arab Jews, the question of Zionism was not so simple. The feminist journalist Esther Azharī Moyal and her husband, the journalist Shim‘on Moyal, as well as Nissim Malul, another journalist, struggled with the relationship between Arabism and Zionism.

Journalists frequently struggle with stupid shit so as to carry on publishing their worthless lucubrations.

 Unlike the European Zionists, they spoke Arabic and valued Arab culture. 

Much good it did them.

Like many of their Arab Jewish compatriots in Syria and Egypt, Malul and the Moyals saw in, or convinced themselves that, Zionism was a cultural and national expression that could coexist with the multireligious reality of Ottoman Palestine.

I think the truth is more complicated. France was always on the look out for Arabic journalists who were attracted to their culture because France believed they might be useful in advancing their own claims in the region. 

 To honour their commitment to a shared world, the Moyals even named their first-born son after their friend Abdullah Nadim, a childless Egyptian nationalist writer. 

After her husband's death Esther Moyal lived in France only returning after the second world war had ended.

For them, reconciliation between Arabism and Zionism did not appear to be merely a diversionary gambit to mollify increasing Arab concern, as it was for leading European Zionists. 

Who understood that sneering at the natives was the way to go. They wanted to be seen as similar to the French in Algeria and Morocco or the Italians in Libya or the English in Egypt. 

The latter included Nahum Sokolow, 

who was considered a British agent

who visited Beirut and Damascus in 1914 to meet prominent Arab intellectuals and public figures, and Victor Jacobson, who as a manager of the Zionist Anglo-Palestine Bank in Istanbul, sought to convince a young Arab journalist As‘ad Daghir of the possibility of cooperation between ‘Arabs’ and ‘Jews’.

This reflected British concern to keep the Indian Muslims on side. 

Malul,

whom the Turks suspected of being a British agent which he certainly became

for example, wrote in 1913 that ‘in the role of the Semitic nation we must base our nationalism in Semitism and not blur with European culture, and through Arabic we can found a real Hebrew culture. But if we bring into our culture European foundations then we will simply be committing suicide.’ 

This was the 'Orientalist' view which had prevailed over the 'Occidentalists' of the Raj. Mahatma Gandhi started talking this stripe of shite when he was still an ultra-loyalist. 

And yet Malul committed himself to working for a European-dominated Zionism. He joined the Zionist Office in Jaffa in 1911, at the same time as he was a correspondent for the Arabic Cairo-based newspaper Al-Muqattam. 

run by Christians

Together with the Moyals, he consistently sought to rebut anti-Zionism in the Arabic press and to reassure Arab readers that Zionism was indeed compatible with Arab national aspirations. 

The other side to this was the possibility of a Coptic Zionist alliance of the sort Lawrence Durrell hints at in his Alexandrian Quartet. In this story, the Jews did well on their own while the Arabic Christians suffered continuous decline.

On the eve of the First World War, however, revivified Hebrew, not Arabic or Turkish, was rapidly being made the dominant language of the multilingual Jewish community in Palestine that was itself rapidly coalescing around a Jewish national identity that clearly excluded Palestinians.

Which is why it succeeded. Anti-Colonial 'rainbow coalitions' came a cropper. 

Whatever their early admiration for aspects of Zionist modernity, Muslim and Christian Arabs banished them from their collective memory after the collapse of the Ottoman Empire following the First World War. 

Why? The answer was that Jews with backing from the bankers of London, Paris and New York, might have been a potential ally against the Turk. 

The Balfour Declaration of November 1917, followed by the imposition of a British mandate in Palestine in 1920, consecrated an overtly colonial phase of Zionism.

Not really. The British Army, for some mystical reason, had become anti-Semitic. Orde Wingate was a notable exception.

 Both the British foreign secretary Arthur Balfour’s letter to the Zionist leader Walter Rothschild and Britain’s stated policy openly privileged the foreign European political project of a Jewish ‘national home’ over self-determination for native Arabs.

This is silly. Nobody gave two hoots for Palestine. The big question was whether Syria and Iraq and so forth would be truly independent. In particular, could there be a 'Prussia' for the Arabs? The answer, thankfully, was no. Prussias fuck up.

 Although British colonial officials proclaimed that they held the scales of justice in balance, they systematically drove apart Arabs and Jews in Palestine. 

Coz Arabs, in a state of nature, spend all their time cuddling and kissing Jews- right?

Britain rejected the possibility of a secular national Palestinian identity, 

because the Palestinians rejected it

and ignored or crushed every instance of Palestinian resistance that sought to demonstrate such an identity.

Very true. Every time Palestinians and Jews started kissing and copulating in the streets, the British police would throw a bucket of water on them. 

Colonial Zionism, meanwhile, waged an undeclared but open war on Arab Palestine. 

And vice versa. Most people thought the Muslims would win coz Jews were supposed to be shit at fighting.

Zionists lobbied the British openly to allow unfettered Jewish immigration to Palestine irrespective of native wishes to lay the demographic foundation for their exclusive ethnoreligious nationalist state.

As opposed to the exclusive ethnoreligious state Muslim state Palestine would otherwise have become.

 They wanted to turn the native majority into a minority on its own land. 

Lebanon was carved out of Syria to make the Christians a majority. Sadly, they were clannish and crap at running things.

‘The brutal numbers operate against us,’ confided Chaim Weizmann, the Russian-born leader of the Zionist movement, to Balfour in 1918. 

The Tzar had been killed. What if Russia and East Europe stopped being beastly to Jews? Zionism would disappear. 

Weizmann’s private letters express his racist contempt for ‘the Arab’ 

While Asquith's letters express his racist contempt for Jews- who, after all, are an Asiatic people.

and disdain for anti-Zionist native Jews: there were too many Palestinians in Palestine to create a Jewish state and not enough native Jews who were committed to colonial Zionism. Weizmann worried that the ‘Arab problem’ might yet derail the territorial and political Zionist project in Palestine. He believed that whereas ‘friendship’ and understanding between Arabs and Jews were possible, they were conditional and secondary to the Zionist conquest of Palestine, and on a complete national separation between ‘Arabs’ and ‘Jews’.

Yes. Back then it was an article of faith for people like Mahatma Gandhi that no good could come of Europeans and Asiatics getting too familiar even if this stopped short of miscegenation.

 With British colonial protection, the Zionists built up segregated Jewish political, immigration, educational, labour, economic, land and social organisations.

Though it was the USA which did segregation wholesale.

 With each tangible proof of its success, colonial Zionism foreclosed the future of Arab Jews as a viable part of the Arab political community – beginning but not ending in Palestine.

But 'Arab political communities' aren't viable at all. They quickly turn to shit unless ruled by sensible Sultans with lots and lots of oil money.

The tragedy of Arab Jews was that their Arabness was instrumentalised by colonial Zionism

Nope. Their tragedy was being Arab- till they learned Hebrew or emigrated and thus stopped being Arab. But Arab Christians who didn't leave the region have had it worse and, unless settled in Gulf States, can expect yet more misery.

Malul began to work for the Zionist National Committee following the establishment of the pro-Zionist British mandate that lasted until 1948. The Zionist leadership in Palestine sought to collect information on the Arabs of Palestine and to propagandise among them. Like an increasing number of other Arab Jews, Malul cast his lot irrevocably with colonial Zionism. As individuals, they may have been socially intimate with other Arabs of different faiths, and even loved Arabic. Yet they also embraced the central historical premise of a collective colonial Zionism: that Palestine was the national land of the Jewish people. They located themselves in a political and racial hierarchy that consistently placed Ashkenazi European Jews on top, followed by the ambivalently incorporated Sephardic and other Middle Eastern Jews, and finally the non-Jewish native population that had no real place within the Zionist project.

As I mentioned, the high status of American, British and Dutch Sephardic peoples meant that the Chief Sephardic Rabbi was an equal to the Chief Ashkenazi Rabbi in the Thirties. On the other hand, it is true that Arabic speaking Jews were considered a lesser breed.

During the 1930s and ’40s, the Zionist paramilitary Irgun bombed markets, public buildings and cinemas in a campaign of terror. Its most notorious act was the massacre of Palestinian civilians at Deir Yassin in April 1948. The Irgun created a unit made of Arab and Arabic-speaking Eastern Jews to infiltrate and terrorise the Arabs of Palestine. 

Quite true. But, by then, Arabic speaking Jews could read the writing on the wall. Grand Mufti Husseini had done a swell job of getting Iraqis etc to kill their Jewish neighbors. 

Colonial Zionism used Arab Jews to study, observe, inform on, manage and eventually help to dominate their former compatriots.

While Pan-Arabism concentrated on talking nonsense and then stabbing each other in the back or the side or anywhere a knife could reach.

 And yet colonial Zionism, paradoxically, was premised on the total rejection of Jewish Arab being.

How is that 'paradoxical'? Arabs were terrible at running things save under smart Sultans. That's why there is no United Arab Republic. 

The tragedy of Arab Jews was that their Arabness was instrumentalised by colonial Zionism, which denied the legitimacy of their Arab Jewish identity. They were made – and made themselves – settler-colonials in a sea of contradictory circumstances. After the Nakba (the disaster of Palestinian displacement) of 1948, the Ashkenazi-dominated state sought to de-Arabise the mass of Arab Jewish immigrants who arrived in the newly created state of Israel. David Ben-Gurion, the first prime minister of Israel, shuddered at the thought that Arab Jews would turn the new state into another ‘Levantine’ country populated by what he and many other European colonists saw as inferior ‘primitive’ Eastern Jews. ‘We are alien to them and they are alien to us,’ Ben-Gurion said of these Jews whom he also considered too close to Arab culture, and Jews ‘only in the sense that they are not non-Jews’.

But Israel, thanks perhaps to its British institutions, started doing sensible things. It became a melting pot. Military service under adverse conditions forged a Rule of Law Democracy which began to rise economically in the Eighties thanks to some Reaganite 'tough love'. As it became more and more financially viable as a knowledge economy, sensible Arab states made peace it. 

Although colonial Zionism demanded the historically novel nationalist separation of ‘Arab’ and ‘Jew’,

as opposed to the historically inevitable killing or forced conversion of every last Arab Jew

 its leaders publicly proclaimed that there was every possibility of rapprochement with the Arabs outside of Palestine – so long as they acquiesced to the abandonment of Palestine and the Palestinians.

And also expelling them from your country if they make too much of a nuisance for themselves. Apparently, Black September was the fault of a Christian Arab- George Habash. Lebanon, of course, won't give work permits to Palestinians or allow them to own land or run businesses or work as Doctors or Lawyers.

 Weizmann, for example, hoped to come to terms with ‘the Hedjaz Arabs, who are more interesting than the local baystryuks’ [from байструк, Russian for ‘bastard’].As the scale and political ambition of Zionist colonisation in Palestine became more apparent, however, so did the question of Palestine become a core element of modern Arab identity.

Till the Arabs realized it was silly. Palestinians are a nuisance. Get rid of them if they act up.

In 1919, the desperate Hashemite Prince Faysal 

whose daddy had lost to the Saudis just as he himself had lost to the French in Syria

was willing to sign a treaty of friendship between ‘Arabs’ and ‘Jews’ in London apparently drafted by Weizmann. 

Coz peeps back then thought Arabs always lived up to anything they signed- right?

Faysal was perhaps taken in by Weizmann’s assurances that no harm would come to the local Palestinian population. More likely, he wanted the Zionists to support his political ambitions in neighbouring Syria. A year later, the fantasy of this kind of friendship, unmoored as it was from the reality in Palestine and from the overwhelming sentiment expressed by Syrians more broadly in opposition to colonial Zionism, was shattered by Arab-Jewish clashes in Jerusalem precipitated by Zionist colonisation. 

Arabs attacked Jews. This forced the Jews to organize and defend themselves. They kept getting better at it. The Arabs didn't. Sad.

By the time the great anticolonial revolt against the British mandate in Palestine erupted in 1936, Arab attempts to distinguish Jews from Zionists were increasingly overwhelmed by facts on the ground.

Viz that Arabs were shit at fighting. This was because they were shit at organizing themselves.

 The relentless Zionist insistence that a diverse Jewish people constituted a singular ethnoreligious political community 

is an unquestionable reality. Nobody can be sure that Arab Christianity will survive in the region.

made such a distinction both utterly vital and immensely difficult to sustain. Violent anti-Jewish Arab reactions to violent colonial Zionism and Western imperialism exacerbated a new and growing chasm between Arabs and Jews. History masqueraded as destiny.

And destiny masqueraded as Arabs being shit at fighting or- forget fighting- just making sure a warehouse filled with chemically unstable stuff doesn't blow up half the city.

My grandfather was travelling in the United States in 1948 when the Nakba occurred. It is not clear if Ustadh Anis remembered his poem of decades earlier; the memoir in which he recounts his trip does not mention it. Instead, he recalled his bewilderment at the extent of Zionist propaganda in the US over the question of Palestine.

He must have been equally bewildered that the Americans had a low opinion of Herr Hitler- who was such a great pal of Grand Mufti Husseini. 

 While en route back to Lebanon, he was dismayed to hear about the assassination of the Swedish UN mediator Count Folke Bernadotte by ‘the Zionists’. For almost all Arabs of that moment, whether they were Muslim or Christian, Sunni or Shi‘i, poor or rich – whether they lived in Morocco, Syria, Iraq, Yemen or Saudi Arabia – Zionism had become anathema to the same extent that the ‘Palestinian cause’ (al qadiyya al-filastiniyya) became a unifying idea.

What happened next? The Arabs (with the exception of the Jordanians) unified to show the world they were utterly shit at fighting. 

My grandfather, for example, noted in his classic Literary Trends in the Modern Arab World (first published in the early 1950s), that ‘Palestine constitutes a general Arab national cause and as such Arabic literature in every part of the Arab world expresses deep sympathy for Palestine and is preoccupied by her fate.’ 

Arabs did sympathize with Palestinians till they had to live with them and discovered they were a perfect nuisance. On the other hand, Lebanon did give citizenship to many Christians.

For the minority of Jewish Arabs who remained in the Arab world after 1948, the identification ‘Palestine’ was immensely complicated by Zionist efforts to cajole them to ‘return’ to Palestine, by propaganda, and by anti-Jewish scapegoating and violence in places such as Iraq. But it remained evident – a fragile thread to a past and possible future of solidarity that transcends ethnoreligious nationalism.

Hilarious! Jews will be safe in Iraq!  That's a 'possible future'- thinks nobody at all.

This Arab consciousness of the calamity of Zionism stemmed not from inveterate religious hatred on the part of Arabs against Jews, but rather from a profound shared sense of an unbearable and still ongoing injustice that demands restitution. 

The injustice being that though Arabs are as smart as anybody else, collectively they tend to be a bit shit. 

After 1948, Arab leaders could not contemplate an open alliance with Zionism as Prince Faysal had done 30 years earlier. 

But Eygpt's alliance with Israel is scarcely a secret. Erdogan seems to be making nice with both. But it is Saudi and Gulf friendship with Israel that is the game changer.

Some Arab intellectuals such as Constantine Zurayk 

the Christian who coined the term 'nakba'.

frankly admitted the modernity of the Zionist project in Palestine, but saw it as a sinister system that had to be studied and defeated.

Whereas Syrians now think the sinister system that has to be defeated is...Syrian. 

The success of Zionism threatened the foundations of secular Arab unity and identity

though neither existed.

 because

some Christian cretin said so

 it privileged an ethnoreligious nationalism in a region rich in religious pluralism.

only in the imagination of Christian cretins.

 This did not stop secret collusion between Arab leaders such as Faysal’s brother King Abdullah of Jordan and the Zionists, nor eventually, under massive US pressure and after several more wars broke the back of Arab armies, ‘peace’ treaties between fiercely antidemocratic Arab potentates dependent upon the US and nakedly racist Israeli leaders. My grandfather Anis’s death in 1977 occurred in the same year as the Egyptian president Anwar Sadat’s hugely controversial trip to Jerusalem, where he was met by Israel’s prime minister (and unrepentant former Irgun member) Menachem Begin who rejected completely Palestinian self-determination. When Sadat was assassinated a few years later in Cairo, celebratory gunfire erupted in Beirut where my grandfather had lived and died.

Sadat could make peace because the Egyptian Armed forces had performed quite creditably. More importantly, Egypt got back territory which might have lots of oil. Beirut was always crackling with gunfire. The Civil War began in 1975 and lasted till 1990. Lebanon is an example of a 'region rich in religious pluralism' turning into a fucking basket case despite having some of the smartest people on the planet. It seems 'ethnoreligious nationalism' is the way to go. Tell the minority to fuck off by all means. But do sensible things whether or not they whine. 

Arabs had long coexisted with compatriots of the Jewish faith;

by killing them or taxing them to the hilt

 but that was fundamentally different from acquiescing to, let alone being compelled to accept, an ethnoreligious state violently built on what had always been, and what remains, a multireligious land.

Very true. Beating and raping your neighbor is different from being beaten and raped by your neighbor. That's one reason not to live in a 'multireligious land' where your neighbor thinks he'll go to heaven if he kills you.  

 Like virtually all other Arabs, my grandfather Anis recognised the enormity of the injustice perpetrated in Palestine in 1948 

which was nothing at all compared to the injustices perpetrated by Husseini's great pal- Hitler

but he also wondered if the Arabs were then sufficiently prepared, or in a position, to successfully reverse this injustice. 

Coz Muslims fight best in 'jihad' not for 'multireligious' shite.

He wrote that ‘Palestine has been torn from their hands. Now they struggle to regain portions of it. Should we issue a call to arms, or say that time will ultimately rule in favour of justice because time is the fairest of judges?’

Time had judged Christianity to be unworthy to prevail in the place of its birth. Strangely, it held the Jews worthy to return and rule over their Holy City. Why? The simplest answer is best. Arab Christians talked collective bollocks though they may have feathered their own nests smartly enough. The Jews stopped talking bollocks and did sensible things. They paid a price for what they achieved and because they were Jewish they made sure that got value for money. Now the world needs Israel coz it is a center for scientific innovation. But it does not need Lebanon though everybody likes Lebanese people while few are greatly enthused by Sabras. Sad, but there it is. 

Sunday, 20 October 2019

On Makdisi, al-Azmeh and other learned fools.

People from the East who settle in the West and do well as Academics may be forgiven for a type of myopia which magnifies the importance of what happens in the Western academy and it supposed effect on Western policy which in turn is believed to have a decisive effect on how events unfurl back in the East.

I myself have frequently commented on the West's penchant for promoting Iyengars and crytpo-Iyengars, like Raghuram Rajan and Abhijit Bannerjee and anyone else who is not a fat fuck like me- and the manner in which this has led to genocide against Iyers not just in India but also in Hampstead- which is why my relatives in those places discourage me from visiting them.

However, in the case of the Middle East, in recent years, there does seem to be some justification for the view that Western Academics have the power to shape events.

Ussama Makdisi, a Professor at Rice, writes-

... the brute reality of Western interventionism and imperialism in the region not only exacerbates “internal” problems, but creates new conditions and contexts that define the very nature of what is internal. Thus, then-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice declared confidently in 2006, amidst Israel’s devastating U.S.-backed assault on Lebanon, that the world was observing the “birth pangs of a New Middle East.”
The Western intervention in the region was a response to the 9/11 terrorist attack upon it. Was it 'Imperialistic'? Well, Iraq does have a lot of oil so that view is plausible. But why mention Israel's assault on Lebanon? That was a fight against Hezbollah and its Iranian backers. It did not represent 'imperialistic' aggression against Lebanon. Rice was saying that Israel shouldn't stop till Hezbollah changed its policy of launching cross border attacks. Rice was saying that a new Middle East, free of terrorist outfits running amok, must be created. The other sort produces only ruin and refugees.
The aftermath of the U.S. invasion of Iraq in 2003, moreover, witnessed not only the destruction of what remained of the secular Baathist Iraqi central state;
Saddam's tyranny is what the author means. The Iraqi people loved that gangster. Those mean Americans deprived them of his tender care.
it also created a new Iraqi Governing Council along explicitly sectarian lines. This fateful decision to divide Iraqi government along “Sunni,” “Shiite,” and “Kurd,” or to invent a “Sunni triangle,” was not predetermined objectively by the diversity of Iraqi society.
How so? Did Kurds, with a different language, not exist? Did not most Shiahs feel disaffected? Was it really the case that some Sunnis did not think it a virtuous and Godly thing to blow up ordinary Shiahs? Did the US impose these divisions on Iraq? If so, why didn't it impose different divisions of a sort familiar to Americans? Why not divide Iraq into East Coast vs West Coast rappers? Or baseball vs football fans? More usefully, why not divide them into nerds vs jocks?
It was principally a U.S. imperial interpretation of this diversity.
So the 'interpretation' was based on something objective. No doubt, the interpretation was wrong because the Americans involved were as stupid as shit. But then, Makdisi is American.
The “sectarian” Middle East does not simply exist; it is imagined to exist, and then it is produced.
It takes a lot of resources to produce something which only exists in the imagination. Furthermore, the Laws of Physics prevent some things which can be imagined quite easily from being produced at all.
It is certainly possible to point the finger at the people who 'produced' sectarianism in the region. But those people weren't of Western descent- unless they had converted.
It does not emerge latently. Yet the strong association of the term “sectarianism” with the Middle East repeatedly suggests that the region is more negatively religious than the “secular” West.
Currently, there are few places in the West where a Protestant would be admired for killing Catholics or vice versa. In India, currently, there is very little Sunni-Shiah violence. Some parts of the MENA have gone backwards in this respect. Why? 'Secular' Modernizers were corrupt and despotic. The Left was wholly useless. Provincial or lower Middle class professionals- Doctors, Engineers etc- as well as the 'bazaari' merchant class, found the traditional Religious teachers to be more congenial. Unlike in India, Democracy and an independent Judiciary had not taken root. This was not simply because British rule had been briefer or absent. Israel has retained a British style Democracy and Judiciary.

I am tempted to say that the strategic importance of the region and the vast sums of petro-dollars floating about distorted the trajectory of countries whose people are second to none in practical ability, abstract intellect and sound family and community and business values.
This is an ideological assumption woven into how the Arab and Muslim worlds are generally depicted as having fundamentally religious landscapes—even the term “Muslim world” highlights the allegedly religious nature of this region, as opposed to the geographic designation of the “West.”
The problem with saying 'Western Christendom' is that countries like England have lower Church than Mosque attendance.  On the other hand we do speak of 'the Bible Belt'.
Not only does this assumption gloss over how religious the West is, but it also pretends that what is occurring in the Middle East reflects an unbroken arc of sectarian sentiment that connects the medieval to the modern.
Makdisi is correct in saying that historicism is silly. However, Makdisi is himself deploying a historicist argument. He says that Western Imperialists have been fucking over his ancestral region for two centuries by imposing their 'assumptions' on that land and somehow, perhaps by rubbing a magic lamp, turning it into reality.
Modern politics, in short, is transformed into little more than a re-enactment of a medieval drama between Sunni and Shi’i, rather than being a geopolitical struggle in which Western states are deeply implicated.
Maqdisi's politics consists off banging on about how the West has always been evil and intent on infecting his region with its 'sectarian' assumptions. But for the West, Saddam would still be presiding over a wonderful Secular, Socialist, Republic in which religion and ethnicity would be of as little account as it is in the faculty lounge of an elite Liberal Arts College.
I am for this reason in sympathy with Aziz al-Azmeh’s criticism of the “over-Islamization of Islam.” 
The guy was a British Academic who was completely oblivious of the Islamization occurring on his own doorstep. He recently wrote-
'The Rushdie affair deployed blasphemy as a standard emblem in political mobilisation, and, by an objective Machiavellism or by a wonderful serendipity, blasphemy became subsequently a standard motif and emblem in the mobilisation of particular bodies of publics by specific authorities that constituted themselves as religious, socio-political and cultural.
In other words, either Rushdie had deliberately deployed blasphemy for a political purpose or had done so inadvertently because he was an utter cretin. After all, he had previously accepted an award from the Iranians. He must have known that regime would not have taken kindly to his lampooning their Supreme Leader.

 These not only mobilisation, but wholesale re-socialisation as well -- deployed the relation between blasphemy and a wider body of claims, and of special pleading, for claims to historico-social singularity, communal separation, reparation for injury, and a temper that expects and flourishes on moral injury, and indeed invites it with a certain determination through a closed circuit of visible tokens of self-stigmatisation: manners of coiffure and couture, a standard set of facial expressions, irrepressible clamour, exhibitionistic piety, proudly-declared fanaticism, an almost autistic degree of incommunicative introversion proudly declared by exorbitant special pleading. 

The problem here is that the Liberal-Left glories in precisely the same sort of thing. So does every other variety of shithead. However when it comes to standing up against genuine atrocities- e.g. the refusal of Ireland to accept that it belongs solely to the Iyers- and since all Iyers are crypto-Iyengars with the exception of me- its deeply racist decision to be ruled by that Maharasthrian Varadkar- who doesn't even pretend to be South Indian- is a manifest injustice which the so called Liberal intelligentsia must join in protesting.

Professor al-Azmeh, a patrician like Rushdie, may be forgiven for looking down on British Muslims of more plebeian origin but why does he think that his own identity is equally a fabrication of an even more impotent rage? The following passage is revealing-

It is almost as if some were self-consciously and quite deliberately playing the stark contrast of H. G. Wells’ dark and subterranean Morlocks seeking to devour the white Eloi, softened and further whitened by civilisation and captivity to the ends of civilisation. In describing street protests, Rushdie evoked Bellow’s ‘event glamour’, and spoke of ‘faces performing anger for the cameras’ (Rushdie, 129) – ‘happily angry faces, rejoicing in their anger, believing their identity to be born of their rage’ 

Rushdie, at the time, was claiming to be a Muslim. Thankfully, he could give up the pretense and become what he had always wanted to be- viz. an American celebrity author. Al Azmeh is stuck performing the role of the Secular Arab circa 1968.
Makdisi, a younger man, may escape that fate. He might find a new shtick- protesting the secret machinations of the Lizard People from Planet X, for example.
This fixation with the study of Islam, the Muslim, the Muslim woman, and Islamic piety has ignored and relegated as historiographically and analytically unimportant secular Arabs, or Muslim Arabs who do not necessarily flaunt their piety in ways that conform to Western stereotypes.
This may be true but what is unarguable is that whenever we hear a particular Professor is an expert on some distant part of the Globe we automatically discount anything she has to say. This is because only very stupid people study that shite at Uni. Smart people do STEM subjects or just make money.

Saturday, 19 October 2019

Is Ussama Makdisi stupider than Sanjay Subhramamanyam?

Update- following Makdisi's post a twitter campaign has been started- sadly, by  just me -coz this Makdisi fucker is a Professor at Rice- i.e a campus which was grabbed from indigenous people by White colonialists- and fucking lives in a house on similarly grabbed land. Yet this cunt pretends that the tender care other White Great Powers took of his amcestors' White Ass was actually morally equivalent to what happened to non Whites- or people seen as non-White, like the Jews or Iyers (who are being systematically genocided by Iyengars). Fuck you Makdisi! You are shit- like every other Makdisi, Said or Sirhan Sirhan America has promoted. How dare you challenge Indian Professors for the title of most imbecilic creature on the planet? 

Indian historians are no longer the indisputably stupidest on the planet.  They have competition from Ussama Makdisi- a Professor at Rice. Can he write a single sentence which isn't egregiously false or utterly foolish? Let us examine an essay of his in Aeon magazine to find out.
The Arab East was among the last regions in the world to be colonised by Western powers.
Nonsense! It was among the first to be colonized- the Crusader Kingdoms lasted from 1099 to 1291. The Portuguese occupied Muscat from 1507 to 1650. However, unlike Algeria or Libya, the Levant was not colonized by European nation states.
It was also the first to be colonised in the name of self-determination.
Rubbish! A League of Nations mandate was not a colony. Some Europeans did settle in Egypt and had to flee from Nasser, but none settled in the Levant save one or two eccentrics.
An iconic photograph from September 1920 of the French colonial general Henri Gouraud dressed in a splendid white uniform and flanked by two ‘native’ religious figures captures this moment.
What moment? A moment of colonization? Nothing of sort occurred.  Gouraud commanded the Fourth Army and liberated Strasbourg. To call his a 'colonial general' is as silly as calling Wellington a 'sepoy general'. The suggestio falsi here is that France was hoodwinking the League of Nations and planned to do to Syria what it had done to Algeria ninety years previously.
Seated to one side is the Patriarch of the Maronite Church, an Eastern Christian Catholic sect.
This is true. But why refer to the guy as 'native' in inverted commas? He was a native of the place. It would have been peculiar if he were from Norway or Ecuador.
On the other side is the Sunni Muslim Mufti of Beirut.
Equally true- but how is this sinister? Gouraud represented the Mandatory power. The two clergymen represented the indigenous religions. They were not assenting to French conquest or colonialism. Rather they were accepting French help to become fully sovereign members of the League on an equal footing with France.
Gouraud’s proclamation of the state of Greater Lebanon, or Grand Liban, which was carved out of the lands of the defeated Ottoman empire, served as the occasion.
The Ottomans had been defeated, in part, by Arabs. The suggestio falsi here is that the victors were carving up spoils of war.
With Britain’s blessing, France had occupied Syria two months earlier and overthrown the short-lived, constitutional Arab Kingdom of Syria.
It was the League of Nations which conferred the mandate for Syria and Lebanon on the French. King Feisal agreed to depend solely on the French and it is possible that the Arab Kingdom could have survived a little longer on this basis. However, his hot headed Defence Minister attacked the French with a tiny force. Thus Feisal was chucked out of Syria, though the Brits found him a throne in Iraq while his brother got Jordan- which crown the Hashemites retain to this day. The father was less lucky, losing Hejaz to the Ibn Saud because he had antagonized the Brits. He assumed the title of Caliph but nobody took any notice of him. His own son lost patience with him and so the old man was an exile in Cyprus till he had a stroke and was able to return to Jordan to die.  The real story about the 'constitutional' Kingdom of Syria is that it was a mirage. It had no local support. The Hashemites were outsiders. In Jordan and Iraq, they were able to survive by accepting British help. Indeed, Jordon which remained a British Mandate longest, had the best Army in the Arab League. In Syria, Feisal could have survived by depending on the French. What was impossible for the Hashemites was to sustain themselves on any throne anywhere, even their native Mecca, without Great Power help.
The pretext offered for this late colonialism was one that continues to be used today.
Really? Is the United Nations handing out Mandates to the great powers?
The alleged object of France in the Orient was not to aggrandise itself, but to lead its inhabitants, particularly its diverse and significant minority populations of Lebanon, towards freedom and independence.
Which is precisely what happened. This is no allegation. It is a precise statement of fact.
France separated the Christian-dominated state of Lebanon from the rest of geographic Syria, which itself was parcelled out along sectarian Alawi, Druze and Sunni polities under overarching French dominion.
In other words, France respected the principle of self-determination. It may not have had the British flair for doing things cheaply- France had 30,000 in Syria while Britain had only a few hundred in Iraq- but what it was doing was not colonialism but Nation building. The fact is Sunnis don't seem to like Alawis- which is why Syria is such a mess. Lebanon has been a mess for even longer because even the Maronites don't get along with each other. The Shias were an underclass who have now asserted themselves. Out of all the successor states to the League of Nations Mandates, Israel alone is in good shape.
This late colonialism was allegedly meant to liberate the peoples of the Arab world from the tyranny of the Ottoman Muslim ‘Turk’ and from the depredations of notionally age-old sectarian hatreds.
Why is 'Turk' in inverted commas? The Ottomans were Turks and the Young Turks spoke Turkish and were Pan-Turanian nationalists. They had alienated the Arabs which is why many Arabs supported the Allies. However, the Arabs were in no position to rule themselves. They needed help. Even Ibn Saud took a British subsidy and did a deal with the Americans.

Why does the author speak of 'notionally age-old sectarian hatreds'? These hatreds are all too real and continue to operate in an increasingly virulent form to this very day. This is not the fault of the Brits or the French but, rather, is the fault of Arab politicians and clerics.
Thus General Gouraud appeared in the photograph not as a vanquisher of supposedly barbarous native tribes; he was neither a modern Hernán Cortés toppling the Aztec Montezuma nor a French reincarnation of Andrew Jackson destroying the Seminoles of Florida.
Nor was he a can-can dancer. Why saw what he was not in order to suggest that he was indeed that very thing?
The French colonial general who had served in Niger, Chad and Morocco was portrayed as an indispensable peacemaker and benevolent arbiter between what the Europeans claimed to be the antagonistic communities of the Orient.
This French general's exploits in Africa pale into insignificance compared to his leading the Fourth Army against the Germans. The 'inhabitants of the Orient' were and are deeply antagonistic to each other. If this were not the case, the place would be easy to rule.
The colonisation of the Arab East had come after that of the Americas, South and Southeastern Asia, and Africa.
Muscat is Arab and in the East. It came under Portuguese control at the start of the Sixteenth Century. The Brits had Aden from 1839 to 1967 while the U.A.E became independent in 1971 after about a century and a half of British paramountcy.
This last great spurt of colonial conquest ostensibly repudiated the brutal and rapacious rule of the kind that King Leopold of Belgium had visited upon the Congo in the late-19th century.
Because it was not colonial conquest at all. France received a Mandate which it discharged in a reasonable manner.
Instead, after the First World War, Europeans ruled through euphemism: a so-called ‘mandate’ system dominated by ‘advanced’ powers was established by the new British-and-French-dominated League of Nations to aid less-able nations.
Nonsense! Europeans ruled their colonies one way. They ruled mandates somewhat differently. Thus there was never any question of permanent White settlement in the Tanganyika mandate, whereas at one time the Brits did think of keeping Kenya, which had become a Crown Colony at around the same time.
The new Lebanese and Syrian states blessed by the League were ‘provisionally’ independent, yet subject to mandatory European tutelage.
Yes, unlike African mandates, these were 'Class A mandates' being fast tracked to full independence- which is precisely what happened.

The Somalis chose to accept Italy as the mandatory power after the Second World War precisely because they could see that Mandates worked as advertised. Still, they made the wrong choice. The Brits were offering Greater Somalia but the Somalis distrusted them.
Drawing on the British experience of ‘indirect’ rule in Africa, the victorious powers cultivated a native facade to obscure the coloniser’s hand.
Rubbish! The Mandatory power sought to magnify, not obscure, its military power. It was not cultivating a facade because, once the Americans turned isolationist, there was nothing stopping them from dropping any pretense in this regard. Had the Americans stayed in, then it is possible that France would have lost its Syria mandate because of local opposition to it as reported by the King-Crane commission.

British 'indirect rule' required traditional Kings or Chieftains who had at least some grass-roots  support. This is what was lacking in Syria for the Hashemites. However, in Iraq, King Feisal was able to arrive at a modus vivendi with various tribal leaders and local magnates so Iraq became independent in 1931.
Perhaps most importantly, this late colonialism claimed to respect the new ideals of the US president Woodrow Wilson, the presumptive father of so-called ‘self-determination’ of peoples around the world.
French and British Mandates did become independent. Unlike German concessions in China which Japan seized and never had any intention of leaving, the European mandatory powers played by the book. However, they found the thing an expensive pain in the ass. Indeed, the whole world has now come to look upon this region as massive headache.
Throughout modern history, the weight of Western colonialism in the name of freedom and religious liberty has distorted the nature of the Middle East.
But not so much as those lovely guys have distorted the fuck out of each other with any weapon they can lay their hands on.
It has transformed the political geography of the region by creating a series of small and dependent Middle Eastern states and emirates where once stood a large interconnected Ottoman sultanate.
Which was loathed by all even more than they loathed each other. The Ottomans neglected their Arab provinces and their paramountcy was merely nominal along the coast and wholly notional among the scattered oases of the peninsula. The Young Turks were nationalists- indeed there were Jews among their number- and this alienated the Muslim Arabs.

Not content with pretending that the Ottoman Caliphate was 'interconnected', our Professor now says something more startling yet-
It introduced a new – and still unresolved – conflict between ‘Arab’ and ‘Jew’ in Palestine just when a new Arab identity that included Muslim, Christian and Jewish Arabs appeared most promising.
This is utterly mad! Political Islam- as opposed to hereditary Islamic potentates- has proved time and time again to be utterly lethal not just to non Muslims but also to the wrong sort of Muslims.

To be clear, Palestinians only recently gained an identity as 'Arab'. But the distinction between 'Muslim' and 'Jew' goes back 1500 years. Furthermore, 'quawmiyya'- pan-Arab nationalism- as opposed to 'wataniya' patriotism- has always had a Religious tinge. The Muslims are the purer Arabs and non-Muslims have a subordinate position.
This late – last – Western colonialism has obscured the fact that the shift from Ottoman imperial rule to post-Ottoman Arab national rule was neither natural nor inevitable.
Why not? Were the Arabs incapable of throwing out occupiers? If so, why? Do they have some genetic defect or is their culture inferior in some way? If they could conquer the Persians and the Byzantines fifteen hundred years ago, why could they not overthrow corrupt and incompetent Turks or Franks or anyone else?
European colonialism abruptly interrupted and reshaped a vital anti-sectarian Arab cultural and political path that had begun to take shape during the last century of Ottoman rule.
Nonsense! The Arabs had risen up by themselves but still had a way to go in terms of forming stable governments. Thus, they were good candidates to be 'Class A' Mandates and did become independent within a couple of decades unlike the UAE which became independent almost thirty years after Syria.

We can see why having a Mandatory power could fast-track a country to full effective sovereignty by comparing Saudi Arabia with Syria or Iraq. The latter had superior administrative and military capacity till very recently. It took a long time for Saudi Arabia to become self-assertive in the same way and it is by no means certain that it will succeed.
Despite European colonialism, the ecumenical ideal, and the dream of creating sovereign societies greater than the sum of their communal or sectarian parts, survived well into the 20th-century Arab world.
Survived? These ideas arose in the 1860's and found European sponsors- like W.S Blunt- but there was a hidden agenda to this. Ottoman reform was being castigated as 'un-Islamic'. 'The sick man of Europe' was supposed to turn into a European puppet- like the Nizam of Hyderabad. Meanwhile, the Italians had helped themselves to Libya, which they, like the French in Algeria, regarded as a permanent colony to be settled by their own people. Italy also had its eye on Albania. After the War, Clemanceau and Lloyd George tried to give Smyrna and the littoral to the Greeks, confining the Turks to the Anatolian plateau but, under Ataturk, this plan was defeated. By contrast, Syria and Iraq and Lebanon were never meant to become the permanent property of any European power.
The ‘sick man of Europe’ – the condescending European sobriquet for the sultanate – was not, in fact, in terminal decline at all in the early 20th century.
So how come it kept getting thrashed by everybody?
Contrary to hoary stories of Turkish rapacity and decline, or romanticised glorifications of Ottoman rule, the truth is that the final Ottoman century saw a new age of coexistence at the same time as it also ushered in competing ethnoreligious nationalisms, war and oppression in the shadow of Western domination.
Nonsense! That century of military defeats culminated in the Armenian genocide- a marvelous example of 'coexistence', which is why the Syrian Kurds now prefer Assad to Erdogan.
The violent part of the story is well-known; the far richer ecumenical one, barely at all.
Because, though it is a fantasy, it does not feature a super cool Genie who grants wishes or even a flying carpet.
Along with almost every other non-Western polity in the 19th century, the Ottoman empire retreated in the face of relentless European aggression.
But it was itself European and treated its Arab portions worse than the Brits treated the Indians.
Anyway, the Ottomans established themselves by relentless aggression and fell because their military capacity declined for purely internal reasons.
The empire grappled with how to maintain sovereignty and accommodate itself to 19th-century ideas of equal citizenship.
Its attempts at reform failed and it came under debt-slavery. What kept its carcass together was the mutual rivalries and jealousies of the predators.
It was hobbled by the rise of separatist Balkan nationalist movements that enjoyed support from different European powers.
But it was Egypt's victories over it, not Greece's liberation, which made its decline inevitable. If the Caliph could not hold Muslims together, what hope did he have of resisting the warlike Christian nations of the Balkans?
The Ottomans were at war in virtually every decade of the 19th century.
This was also true in the seventeenth century. But now they were losing what they had previously gained.
If the Ottomans fretted about how to preserve the territorial integrity of their once-great empire, they also invested in reforming and refashioning it in almost every way, from its military and politics to its architecture and society.
They did this on borrowed money and thus ended up with less effective sovereignty, not more.
The empire had long discriminated between Muslim and non-Muslim in the name of defending the faith and honour of Islam.
That was its strong point. Once it ceased to do so- at least formally- its doom was certain.
It also discriminated against heterodox Muslims.
By killing them.
Over centuries, it had built an imperial system that enshrined Ottoman Muslim primacy over all other groups.
Which is why it was hated by everybody who was not an Ottoman Turk.
In the 19th century, Ottoman sultans fitfully refashioned their empire as a ‘civilised’ and ecumenical Muslim sultanate that professed equality of all subjects irrespective of their religious affiliation.
But nobody was taken in by this fantasy.
Muslim, Christian and Jewish subjects adopted the red fez as a sign of their shared modern Ottomanism.
Does the author not get that the fact that if everybody abandons the turban or whatever headgear is normative in their religion then this is evidence that there is no 'equality' or 'liberty' whatsoever? This is a dangerous, hypocritical, despotism in terminal decline.
During the Tanzimat era (1839-1876), the Ottoman empire officially espoused a policy of nondiscrimination between Muslim and non-Muslim.
What happened next? Did the Turks not go back to their bad old ways when it came to Armenians or Assyrians or any other type of Christian they could lay their hands on?
The idea of equality between Muslim and non-Muslim in the empire acquired the force of social sanction and law with the promulgation of the Ottoman constitution of 1876, which declared the equality of all Ottoman citizens.
This led to a backlash against unarmed Christians by furious Muslims, some of whom were refugees from areas lost to the enemy. Thus non-Muslims did not welcome the Tanzimat reforms. However, 'Abdul the Damned' turned out to be an even more vicious foe.

No matter how much the Ottomans secularised their empire, Britain, France, Austria and Russia demanded more concessions.
The Ottomans failed to reform their economy and to win the loyalty of nationalities over whom they ruled. That is why they could not resist predators. In the end, they were so useless that they were overthrown by Turkish patriots.

By contrast, the Austrians did a deal with the Hungarians and gained a new lease of life. However, absorbing more Southern Slavs proved a bad idea. The Hapsburgs lost their throne because of their taste for the flesh of Europe's sick man.
Each European power claimed to protect one or another native Christian or other minority community, each coveted a part of the Ottoman domains, and each jealously sought to negate their rivals’ influence in the Orient.
The French and Russians did so. But the English and Germans stood aloof.
This diplomatic wrangle was referred to at the time as the ‘Eastern Question’. The breaking up of the ideological and legal privileging of Muslims over non-Muslims in the empire was not without controversy, especially because European powers consistently intervened in the empire along sectarian lines.
What the Professor means is that irate Muslims would kill any unarmed Christians in the vicinity.
The Ottomans, for example, abolished the medieval jizya tax on non-Muslims but pledged to Europe in 1856 to respect the ‘privileges and spiritual immunities’ of the Christian churches;
Because of the Crimean War.
while they exempted non-Muslims from military service in return for a tax, they conscripted Muslim subjects to fight in seemingly endless wars; they opened Ottoman markets to an influx of European goods and tolerated Western missionary proselytisation of the empire’s non-Muslims.
Which is why life for non-Muslims got so much worse thanks to Tanzimat.
In July 1860, an anti-Christian riot erupted in Damascus.
Tragic. But our Professor can turn even tragedy into comedy-
Despite the edicts promulgating nondiscrimination, a Muslim mob rampaged through the city, pillaging churches and terrorising the city’s Christian inhabitants. Newspapers in London and Paris and missionary societies condemned what they saw as ‘Mohammedan’ fanaticism.
As opposed to what? Islamic moderation?
The French emperor Napoleon III sent a French army to the Orient, allegedly to aid the sultan to restore order in his Arab provinces.
That same French Emperor had, with British help, stopped the Russian Tzar from gobbling up a large part of the Turkish Empire. He alleged he was doing this because he was the protector of the Catholics, against the Orthodox, in Jerusalem- but this was just the old Franco-Turkish alliance against, not the Hapsburgs this time, but the Rooskies.

Anyway, the Damascus massacres were the outcome of a Christian vs Druze battle.
European powers set up a commission of inquiry to investigate the massacres of 1860.
Which they needed to do coz back then nobody knew a Druze from a dromedary.
Their humanitarian motives, however, were conditional and political.
The motives of politicians are always political. Statesman don't do things unconditionally.
No corresponding commission, after all, was formed to investigate the US oppression and persecution of people of African descent or its extermination of Native Americans, the decades of French colonial terror in Algeria, or the British suppression of the anticolonial uprising in India in 1857. 
But the US or the French or the Brits had the power to fuck up anyone who fucked with them. The Ottomans were weak and had been saved from the Rooskis by the Brits and the French just a couple of years previously.
Despite being singled out by Western observers as a peculiarly non-Western and even Muslim problem, the massacres of 1860 reflected a global struggle to reconcile equality, diversity and sovereignty that manifested across the world in very different contexts.
I suppose what the Professor means is that the Christian peasant who started the revolt was opposed to both the Druze as well the Maronite elite. Thus, he could be considered a forerunner of the Communist Revolutionary- if Communists demand that Shiah Muslims convert to Christianity. The Druze proved better fighters and prevailed. However many innocent Christians in other cities- like Damascus were massacred. France's intervention has been described as the first humanitarian initiative of a type familiar to us today. They restored peace and left within a year.
So while the Ottomans were facing a genuine crisis about how to reform and maintain their grip over a heterogeneous multiethnic, multilinguistic and multireligious population, halfway across the world, the US was simultaneously fighting the deadliest war in the 19th-century Western world over slavery, racism and citizenship.
The US was very strong militarily and economically. The Ottoman Empire was a walking corpse.  France did intervene in Mexico, taking advantage of the Civil War, but they soon ran away before the Americans could kick their heads in. Thus, it was the Prussians who got to rid them of their 'Second Empire'.
The Damascus riot occurred just after the last illegal cargo of enslaved and brutalised Africans was unloaded from the schooner Clotilda on the Alabama coast.
So what? What is the connection between these two events? The last caravan of brutalised African slaves entering the heart of the Ottoman Empire did so some some 50 years later. Prior to 1908 you could buy yourself a black slave in Constantinople. In nominally Turkish territory, the slave trade did not cease till much later. However, by 1970, slavery had been abolished in almost all Arab countries.
The anti-Christian riots of 1860 in Damascus were terrible, but they reflected only one aspect of the contemporary Ottoman empire.
A reflection which must have been of great consolation to those who were slaughtered.
Far less noted than the episodes of violence sensationalised in Europe was a noticeable and widespread accommodation, if not an active embrace, by many Ottoman subjects of secularisation and modernisation.
Actually, this was noticed. Why? These modernized Turks visited Europe. If they hadn't created a favorable impression the Caliphate wouldn't have been able to borrow the money it needed to keep up a semblance of life.
The empire constituted a vital laboratory for modern coexistence between Muslim and non-Muslim that had no parallel anywhere else in the world.
Says a historian of Arab descent who, obviously, does not know that Queen Victoria had more Muslim subjects than the Caliph.
Nowhere was this coexistence more evident than in the cities of the Arab Mashriq. From Cairo to Beirut to Baghdad, Arabs of all faiths shared a common language and showed little inclination to separate politically from the Ottoman empire.
Cairo had already separated itself. If the Brits hadn't forced the Egyptians to hand back Beirut, it too would have separated itself. Baghdad was a shithole under the Ottomans. Kurdish Jews, however, were doing well there because they were useful to the Administration.
After the events of 1860, the Protestant Christian convert Butrus al-Bustani opened a ‘national’ school in Beirut.
He had helped the Ottomans regain control of Syria from the Egyptians. Furthermore, he was aligned against the Maronite elites. Finally, he was close to the Americans whose missionaries had medical and technical skills greatly in demand.
At a time when American missionaries in the Levant still rejected the idea of genuinely secular education, al-Bustani’s school was both antisectarian and respectful of religious difference.
American missionaries were missionaries- d'uh! This guy was doing something political which won him favor with the authorities. But once Tanzimat was over, he closed his school and died a few years later.
During an era when Africans and Asians were enduring gross racial subordination in European empires,
as well as in Arab and Turkish lands
when Jews were being subjected to pogroms in Russia
and Muslim lands
, and when white Americans were embracing racial segregation across the US South,
while Muslims enslaved blacks and also some White Christians
excluding Asians from US citizenship
just as Saudi Arabia excludes Asians from Saudi citizenship
, and herding the surviving Native Americans into pitiable reservations,
as opposed to massacring Armenians and Assyrians and so forth
the Ottoman empire encouraged – or did not stand in the way of – the opening of new inclusive ‘national’ schools, municipalities, journals, newspapers and theatres.
Except when it changed its mind and guys like Al Bustani quickly abandoned any such activity.
A new army was built in the name of national unity and sovereignty.
But it was still shit till the Germans got involved.
All these reforms were made more urgent by successive Ottoman military defeats against Russia and in the Balkans, and Ottoman Sultan Abdulhamid II’s resistance to constitutional change.
Yup, Abdul the damned sure was a peach.
In 1908, the Young Turk Revolution deposed the sultan and promised a new constitutional period of Ottoman liberty and fraternity among the various Turkish, Armenian, Albanian, Jewish and Arab elements of the Ottoman empire – not simply the absence of discrimination.
Hilarious! These are the guys who massacred the Armenians! When an Armenian killed Talat Pasha in Berlin, a German court acquitted him even though Turkey had been their ally.
Most of the secularising national reforms were far more enthusiastically pronounced than practised.
They were eye-wash- a P.R exercise designed to keep the loans rolling in.
They were implemented unevenly and piecemeal across the empire. 
Coz the empire was a walking corpse.
Nevertheless, in the aftermath of the events of 1860, many Arab Muslims, Christians and Jews in the Mashriq believed they were participating in an ecumenical ‘renaissance’ or nahda that could be expressed in different Ottoman, Arab, religious, secular, political and cultural terms.
Nonsense! This is a highly tendentious availability cascade. Why not simply say that many European Jews and Slavs believed they were participating in an ecumenical 'nada' under Hitler's benign Third Reich? After all, cowards, cretins and collaborators can always be found. Diplomats in Assad's Syria would be encouraged to meet Jews and Christians and Communists who wept with emotion as they extolled the wondrous nature of the Ba'athist Republic.
They understood collectively that they were heading into a potentially brighter, and certainly more scientific, and more ‘civilised’ future.
They could only have understood this if their understanding was congenitally defective. 'Preference falsification'- to use a term invented by a Turkish economist- better describes this sort of gobshiterry.
To be sure, from Egypt to Iraq, this nahda was dominated by urban and educated men who believed that they spoke for their respective ‘nations’.
Till those 'nations' kicked them in the goolies.
It was a renaissance in the making, not an accomplished goal or even a unitary social or political project.
Very true! It produced great scientists like...urm...Einstein? and great artists like...Pablo Picasso and Salvador Dali. In Film, it produced Charlie Chaplin and Eisenstein. In Music, it produced Stravinsky and Shostokovich. Truly, the Nahda produced nada.
The nahda luminaries did not necessarily agree on the precise contours of their shared Ottoman nation any more than Americans then – or now – agree on what constitutes ideal or representative Americans.
Our professor has hit the nail on the head! Just as Americans can't agree as to whether Hawaii is or is not part of the United States, so too did nada luminaries disagree over whether or not their heads were up their own or each others' arses.
The balance between the ecumenism of Ottoman reforms and the harsh imperative to maintain effective sovereignty was delicate.
The Ottomans did not maintain effective sovereignty over Arab lands. True, the Brits made the Egyptians hand back Syria and Palestine, but Ottoman control over these places wasn't effective at all. As for the Tanzimat, the last Caliph who believed in it was barking mad and had to be deposed after a few weeks.
The ‘Eastern Question’ politicised the future of non-Muslim communities – eventually called ‘minorities’ – because they became simultaneously objects of European solicitude and pretexts for political and military aggression against the Ottomans.
Non-Muslim communities in Muslim majority areas get short shrift. Such 'minorities' decline and finally disappear. Nobody, prior to 1918 needed any pretext for robbing a corpse or annexing territory that was weakly defended. True, 'Balance of Power' considerations were a constraint. But 'pretexts' couldn't enable one to evade it.

Why is this cretin pretending that there was a United Nations and International Court of Justice way back then? Is he truly as utterly ignorant of History as a Professor at JNU? No. But he thinks Aeon readers are. Fair play to him. In the age of Trump, he is our Thucydides.
The emergence of ethnoreligious nationalisms in the Balkans exacerbated the problem when Christian Greek, Serbian, Macedonian and Bulgarian nationalists appealed to Russian, Austrian or British support seeking to break away from Ottoman control.
This sentiment was always there coz nobody likes being fucked over by rapacious conquerors who are shit at running a country.
Ottoman leaders, in turn, regarded the Turkish-speaking Muslim population as the essential core of their empire.
OMG! Prof said something which is true! How the fuck did such a miracle happen! The answer of course is, 'even Homer nods'.
In the last quarter of the 19th century, Armenian revolutionaries sought to emulate Balkan Christian nationalists.
Yes. The Congress of Berlin was the turning point. However, it was the Tanzimat era Armenian schools which prepared the ground. The Tzarist portion of Armenia gave material support. Thus, the Turks rightly feared an existential threat- though, it turned out, the Smyrna Greeks were equally dangerous.

Of course if there ever had been a genuine Ottoman 'wataniyya' identity, these problems would never have arisen. In other words, this Professor has been writing bollocks.
They appealed for European support to achieve autonomy; the Ottoman state responded with persecution.
Persecution? We are speaking of genocide.
Ottoman modernity in the shadow of Western colonialism could be both powerfully ecumenical and uncompromisingly violent.
The West had modernity but this modernity was stunted by the shadow of Ottoman colonialism. The destruction of Ottoman power turned out to be a good thing for Turkish modernity just as much as it was a good thing for the modernization of all the other territories they misruled.
It promised both a multiethnic and multireligious sovereign future and a xenophobic world without minorities.
No it didn't. It was a walking corpse. I may point out that two opposite promises can't be simultaneously believed. If a guy says 'I will rob and kill you' as well as 'I'll keep you safe', nobody in their right mind would say that he has promised to do two mutually exclusive things.
In the Balkans and Anatolia, the imperative of sovereignty clearly trumped the commitment to ecumenism, while in the Arab Mashriq ecumenical Ottomanism flourished more easily.
Then why did Egypt go its own way and, later on, why did the Arabs revolt? The answer is that there was no 'ecumenical Ottomanism'. There was a wholly ineffective government propped up by European powers.
In the Balkans, Christians often became implacably opposed to Muslims (and other Christians) amid clashing ethnoreligious nationalisms, while in the Mashriq the Arab Christians and Muslims and Jews more easily made common cause.
Against the Turks. But, once the Turks were out of the picture, their own conflicts could play out unimpeded by Great Power intervention. This, at any rate, is the continuing story of the Levant- more especially since the 'Arab Spring' which, no doubt, the author thinks was highly 'ecumenical'.
One key difference was the absence of separatist nationalisms in the Mashriq.
Because under Ottoman rule, the place had so run to seed that social conflicts were of a tribal nature.
Although Britain occupied Egypt in 1882, in the rest of the Mashriq Ottoman rule remained viable.
Which is why Palestine and Lebanon and Syria saw easily defeated the British and French armies. Ottoman rule was not viable in these areas coz the inhabitants could not defend these territories not because of lack of blood-lust but because they only wanted to kill each other as part of a tribal vendetta.
The shared Arabic language helped Arab Christians and Jews play important roles in the Arabic press, theatre, professional and women’s associations and municipalities.
But the Arab press, theater, professional and women's associations and municipalities could gain little purchase till Ottoman misrule was swept away.
The leading Egyptian daily Al-Ahram, for example, was founded by a Syrian Christian émigré.
So, this guy had to run away from Ottoman misrule to come under the protection of Britain, before he could contribute to the Arab press.
Nor was it out of place that the Jewish journalist Esther Moyal would advocate for an ecumenical ‘Eastern Arab’ identity.
She did so when her family relocated from Cairo to Jaffa where it made sense to publish something called 'Voice of the Ottomanites' so as to get a bit of Government advertising and subscriptions but she soon packed it in and settled in France.
The gradual alienation and decimation of the Armenian Christian community of Anatolia unfolded at the same time when Arab Christians and Jews coexisted with their Muslim brethren in cities such as Beirut, Haifa, Aleppo, Baghdad, as well as in British-occupied Cairo and Alexandria.
In other words, that particular genocide was a Turkish and Kurdish affair. In cities which could be shelled by European warships, Christians were safe.
The Ottoman era ended with the calamity of the First World War.
Which it joined of its own free will.
Wartime Ottoman Turkish rulers callously turned their back on the ecumenical spirit of Ottomanism at the same time as they embraced its darker statist side.
When had the embraced that spirit? Never. How could they turn their backs, that too in a callous manner, when they had never seen it or approached it or even heard about it?
In the name of national survival, these Ottomans commenced genocidal policies against Armenians.
No. They just hunted them down and killed them- often relying on Kurdish irregulars to do the dirty work.
They also hanged those they considered Arab traitors in Beirut and Damascus.
And were sometimes killed by others Arabs who weren't traitors to the Arab cause.
While a famine ravaged Mount Lebanon, Ottoman forces retreated before a British military invasion of Palestine. Jerusalem fell in December 1917.
Unlike the disastrous campaign in Iraq, mismanaged by the Indian Army, the Palestine invasion was a British Army operation which received some not wholly inconsequential support from Takritis and Hashemites and so forth. Interestingly, Indian Muslim soldiers in Iraq often defected or were not trusted whereas the British Army had superb Islamic propagandists- including an ex ICS Indian Muslim- who depicted the Young Turks, with some truth, as un-Islamic.
Almost a year later, the empire surrendered ignominiously.
The Caliph thus became available to become a British puppet. The Ottoman legacy was to be a British pension.
When the victorious Allied statesmen of Britain, France and the US assembled in Paris in 1919 to decide the future of the defeated Ottoman empire, they intervened in an empire that had been substantially transformed over the preceding century.
It had been dismembered and none regretted its passing.
The victors of the First World War ignored the ecumenical heritage of the late Ottoman empire.
Because it had never existed.
Instead, they sensationalised the empire’s obvious defects and were determined to divide it up. In 1919, President Wilson blessed the partition of the Ottoman empire.
As he had that of the Hapsburg, the German and the Tzarist Empire. What was he supposed to do? Wail and gnash his teeth and rend his clothing?
The Greek invasion of Izmir set off a bloody war that led eventually to the victory of a new Turkey under the leadership of Mustafa Kemal, later known as Atatürk. This new Turkey secularised itself dramatically but was also draconian in its rejection of its own ecumenical Ottoman heritage.
Because no such thing had ever existed.
In 1923, Turkey concluded an agreement with Greece to forcibly evict – ‘exchange’ was the euphemism used – more than a million Greeks from the new Turkey. In turn, Greece evicted hundreds of thousands of Greek-speaking Muslims. The new Turkish republic then suppressed dissenting Kurds.
So what? These sorts of population exchanges were going on across the length and breadth of Europe. The Palestinians, in the shape of Grand Mufti Husseini, cuddled up with Hitler and hoped for the complete annihilation of the Jewish people. Hitler lost. Thus- just like Germans in Sudetenland or East Prussia- the Palestinians lost territory. It may have been hard cheese for them- but that's why losing wars aint fun.
The Allies, in the meantime, decided the future of the Arab Mashriq.
How could they do so? They hadn't been able to decide the future of Russia or Turkey or anywhere at all where the people were sufficiently cohesive to fight back. What made the Levant different? The answer is that though it had a few windbags who prattled 'ecumenical' shite, it was so under-developed that it was just a patchwork of tribes and warring clans. Even after the end of the French or British mandates, the Area took a long time finding its feet before spectacularly falling over them again and again.
As early as 1915, Britain had pledged to support expansive Arab Hashemite ambitions to rule an independent Arab kingdom across much of the Arab East in return for their revolt against Ottoman rule. A year later in 1916, Britain and France then secretly agreed to divide the Arab provinces of the Ottoman empire between them in the Sykes-Picot Agreement. And in 1917, prompted by Zionist lobbying, the British government pledged to support the creation of a Jewish ‘national home’ in Palestine that was overwhelmingly Arab in its demographic, social and linguistic composition.
We have seen the Sykes-Picot treaty and the Balfour declaration. Where is the agreement with the Hashemites? All we have is an exchange of letters between a High Commissioner and a non sovereign party who had fielded a couple of thousand fighters as against a British million.

 Even if the Brits said it was a treaty, by their own laws, it could be no such thing. The price paid by the Hashemites for insisting the thing was a treaty was that they lost their own ancestral seat because the Brits withdrew their support. Thus the Hashemites changed tune and kept Jordan and Iraq as British clients.
To add insult to injury, at the Paris peace conference in 1919, Britain and France blocked native Arab and Egyptian nationalists from presenting their cases for independence directly.
But what would have been the result of their 'presenting their case'? Would anyone have helped them defeat and throw out these two Great Powers? No. Of course not. Why pretend that the Peace Conference was not the Justice of the Victors? Who was listening to those who had been defeated or those who had been subjugated and atomized long ago?
They permitted, however, the Hashemite Emir Faisal, son of Sharif Hussein, to plead with the Allies to fulfil their wartime pledges to his father.
This was a concession to T.E Lawrence- the war hero traipsing around in Arab robes- just as the Cairo Conference, where his pals got their thrones was a sop to a master of English prose. However it was St. John Philby who had made the better bet sucking up to Ibn Saud.
They also allowed European Zionists to present their vision for colonising Palestine and transforming it into a Jewish state led by settlers from eastern and central Europe.
Because the Jews were important.

We now come to the crux of this author's delusion. Judging by his surname, he may be a Protestant Christian with Palestinian or Lebanese roots. Like every other atavistic ancestor worshiper he harks back to a just-so story about how the Holy Land ought to have been his people's- with American help.
And they heard from Howard Bliss, the son of an American missionary and the president of the Syrian Protestant College (today, the American University of Beirut). Bliss was allowed to speak on behalf of the inhabitants of Syria. While paternalistic to the Syrians, he was sensitive to the political mood in the former provinces of the Ottoman empire and recommended an impartial fact-finding inquiry be dispatched to the Middle East to document the political aspirations of its inhabitants by self-determination. The French were horrified by the idea of an impartial commission, and the British embarrassed, because neither had any intention of granting independence to the Arabs. Wilson himself, however, was the key interlocutor between the old and new forms of colonialism. He was deeply sympathetic to the American missionary enterprise. He also endorsed the idea of a commission.
‘In Palestine we do not propose even to go through the form of consulting the wishes of the present inhabitants’
The resulting American Section of the 1919 Inter-Allied Commission on Mandates in Turkey was known simply as the King-Crane Commission after the two Americans who led it: Henry King, the president of Oberlin College in Ohio, and the philanthropist Charles Crane. Unlike the 1860 international commission that was established in the Ottoman empire, this one actually polled people in the region – and the commission collected numerous telegrams, petitions and letters from the inhabitants of the erstwhile Ottoman provinces and held hundreds of meetings with them. Neither King nor Crane were anticolonial in any revolutionary sense, but they also both genuinely believed that it was important to record accurately the wishes of the indigenous peoples of the region. They appeared to take Wilson’s commitment to self-determination as self-evident.
After a gruelling tour through Palestine, Lebanon and Syria in July 1919, King and Crane reached several bold conclusions regarding the Arab East. They recognised that most of the inhabitants of the region spoke a common language and shared a rich ecumenical culture.
i.e. the culture only people like this guy's grand-daddies represented by reason of being Protestant and pro-American.
They admitted that the political desire of most of the native population was overwhelmingly for independence. They recommended strongly that a single Syrian state that included Palestine and Lebanon be created under an American mandate (and failing that, a British one), with robust protection for minorities.
Which could only happen if the entire region were ruled by people named Makdisi who might, at any moment, write Saidian shite about Orientalism on the slightest provocation.
Most importantly, they said that if the Wilsonian principle of self-determination was to be taken seriously, and the voice of the native Arab majority was to be heard, the project of colonial Zionism in Palestine had to be curtailed. ‘Decisions, requiring armies to carry out, are sometimes necessary,’ they wrote, ‘but they are surely not gratuitously to be taken in the interests of a serious injustice. For the initial claim, often submitted by Zionist representatives, that they have a “right” to Palestine, based on an occupation of 2,000 years ago, can hardly be seriously considered.’
And yet, the Zionist State has established that right more securely than its eastern neighbors. Jordan had to call in Pakistani pilots to fly Saudi planes to drop American bombs on Palestinian refugee camps, whereas Israel, at its very formation, could hold its own against all comers.
The commissioners submitted their final report to President Wilson in August 1919, but their recommendations were ignored. Their predictions about Palestine, however, proved prophetic.
The Zionists didn't get any help to establish their state. America only started supporting them after they fucked over all their enemies.  Crane & King weren't prophets. The Holy Land developed in a manner diametrically opposite to their 'findings'.
The US repudiated any emancipatory anticolonial interpretation of self-determination, for Wilson himself never believed in the idea that all peoples were equal or immediately deserving sovereignty. Britain and France proceeded to partition the region as if the King-Crane commission had never been sent. The British foreign minister Arthur Balfour was, at least, candid on this point. The inhabitants of Syria, he said, ‘may freely choose, but it is Hobson’s choice after all’. France was going to rule Syria and Lebanon. And Britain was going to open Palestine to colonial Zionism. ‘For in Palestine,’ Balfour wrote in August 1919, ‘we do not propose even to go through the form of consulting the wishes of the present inhabitants of the country, though the American [King-Crane] Commission has been going through the form of asking what they are.’
No matter how intently the last colonialism of the world sold itself as a purveyor of self-determination, its Western proponents knew better.
We all know better than this cretin. Syria and Egypt and Iraq were supposed to join together in a United Arab Republic- indeed, Syria and Egypt did have a short lived union while one between the two Ba'athist countries had been agreed in the late Seventies. What happened to that type of initiative? The answer is, it was just idle talk and inflated rhetoric- shite of the sort that Edward Said or this cretin indulge in.

The real tragedy of the region is that fuckers like this fuckwit blame Whitey for all their troubles, yet are White themselves. I mean, the thing is cool when I do it coz I also put a bone through my nose and wear a grass skirt, but this guy is like totally White Bread and Ivy League.
The real tragedy, however, lay not in deceit but in the divisions that this deceit exacerbated and engendered. Colonial Europe claimed to arbitrate age-old religious difference in the Middle East. In reality, it encouraged sectarian politics. The consequences of this last colonialism reverberate until today.
Only because, according to this writer, Turkish colonialism ended thus causing the spirit of Ottoman ecumenicism to evaporate.  Britain and France may have created modern nation states in Jordan- which is still stable under a Hashemite King- Iraq which turned to shit under 'ecumenical' Ba'athists thanks to Saddam- Syria, which turned to shit under even more secular Ba'athists thanks to the Arab Spring- and Lebanon which survives but has a garbage crisis like you wouldn't believe.

On the other hand, Israel isn't shit at all. Why? It wasn't something nurtured into existence by the Brits or the French or anybody else. Its justice system does owe something to the Brits and in this matter it is like Cyprus. But everything else is indigenous. Zionism emerged at the same time, or a little later, than the Arab Nadha. But it wasn't vacuous shite. Initially, it featured kibbutzes not just kibitzing. Now it is a knowledge economy, with the Army being the biggest tech incubator. Meanwhile Professors like this cretin are, very unfairly, trying to compete with Indian savants for the title or most ignorant historian ever.

I suggest to him that he read the works of Sanjay Subhramanyam or Ramachandra Guha and pray to be reborn as an Iyer in his next life. Then and only then will he attain his aim.