Sunday, 9 March 2025

Why 'Moral Luck' is a mischievous concept

In an essay for Aeon, Paul Sagar discusses an ethical conundrum highlighted by Simon Blackburn-

Imagine I invite you over to dinner and, while carving the roast, I casually mention that this is the very knife that the assassin used to murder my wife and children. Would you still be comfortable eating the slice of beef I’ve just plopped on to your plate?

What you experience is 'cognitive dissonance'. It is usual, at a dinner party, for a person to say something which will increase our appetite, not kill it by putting a horrific image in our minds. Still, there may be a reason the host says this. I happen to be a Hindu for whom it is impious to eat beef. My host is reminding me that to the Divine eye, all percepts are delusive. No knife killed anybody. No creature kills. All is 'maya'. I am not actually eating the holy cow. God is the only efficient cause. He is the knife, the knifer, and the one who was knifed. Such is the sublime message of the Gita.  

And it can work in the other direction, too. Imagine I have a room filled with 20 Fender guitars. I tell you that you can have any of them you like – but one of them was the very guitar that Jimi Hendrix used during his last performance! I bet I know which one you’ll pick, whether you want to keep it for yourself or quickly take it to auction.

Alternatively, that would be the one guitar you don't pick for fear of being thought mercenary.  

Sometimes our feelings over these matters can run very high indeed, becoming full-blown moral sentiments. Imagine a sailor who, shipwrecked and clinging to a plank for three days, finally washes up on shore. Yet the first thing he does is burn the plank that saved his life. Does he not seem to do something wrong?

It may be that he is burning the plank to give thanks to God. But God is the thanker, the means of salvation, as well as the one who is thanked.  

Or consider the case of a man whose son is killed by a motorcyclist, who is sent to jail but remains in possession of the motorbike. After being released, the motorcyclist begins riding the bike again. But the father, outraged, takes a sledgehammer to the vehicle. Prosecuted for criminal damage, the father is given only a negligible sentence by the judge. We all understand why – and we approve.

We may do because our Society, at an earlier time, had a notion of 'deodand'- a chattel that causes a death is forfeit to the Crown. It may be destroyed or used for some pious purpose. In America, I suppose there could be an 'in rem' action against the motorcycle. The Police Department acquires it and uses it for enforcing Road Regulations thus making them safer.

Indeed, for many centuries, English common law recognised the category of the ‘deodand’, or an object that was implicated in a human death, such as a cart, a boat, a stone or a tree. The deodand had to be forfeited to the authorities, and its value would then equal the compensation awarded by the courts to the victims’ families.

No. The issue of damages was separate. All chattels might be confiscated to make the wronged party whole.  

But this practice was abolished in the 1840s,

it had fallen into desuetude long before that, but coroner's juries had revived it to punish railway companies. The problem was that such decisions could be overturned on appeal. Thus Parliament brought a separate Fatal Accidents Act as a remedy for the families of those killed in such accidents.  

when railway companies lobbied hard to stop their expensive steam trains being used to set the value of awards in the growing number of train-fatality cases.

This is misleading. The problem was the judgment in Baker v Bolton re. 'loss of consortium'- i.e. damage received by the tortious death of a spouse or other relative.  

Although this particular compensation mechanism is no longer legal practice, the basic idea of the deodand still makes sense to us.

I think, what makes sense to us is the atavistic notion that something associated with death is 'polluted' and should be destroyed or kept separate. 

The assassin’s knife is still perfectly good as a knife. Why be so upset about my using it tonight?

We are upset that you bring up the matter at the dinner table. If your purpose is to remind us of a great mystical or theological truth, our cognitive dissonance is removed. However, there may still be some squeamish people amongst us. We sympathize with them if they ask to be excused from the dinner table.  

Yet, when you think about it, this is rather strange. After all, it is simply a matter of luck that these particular objects have these particular histories.

We don't know that. What appears to be chance to us, may in fact involve causation. At one time, some people denied the 'germ theory' of disease. It was mere coincidence that I caught a cold after you sneezed on me. What really happened was that the balance of humors in my body got upset because Mercury is in conjunction with the Dog Star.  

The assassin could well have used her own knife, or picked a different knife from the drawer.

What is disturbing is the host's mention of murder as we sit down to eat.  

But she picked this knife – and so this knife is now the one that disturbs us.

The knife does not disturb us. What disturbs us is what our host said.  

Hendrix (let us suppose) could have picked any of the available Fenders in the shop that day, he just happened to favour that one – and so now that one is special.

It has a special 'aura' as Walter Benjamin might say. Hendrix was a great guitar player. Buying his guitar may psychologically prime you to become better at playing the guitar.  

The examples of Adams, Spacey and Weinstein (people whose bad behavior causes us to value their artistic contribution less) fit the pattern, too.

That pattern has to do with cognitive dissonance not ethics. We want to be well thought of, and thus want to choose only things which aren't 'tainted' in the opinion of our peers.  We may wish to show us as ethically superior if we make a point of rejecting such prejudices. Thus an Israeli conductor may make a point of affirming his love for Wagner's music. The notion here is that his devotion to musical excellence is greater than his fear that his Mummy will slap him silly. 

How come we extend our discomfort backwards, to cover artistic products associated with them from a time when they themselves were not (let us suppose) morally compromised? Weinstein is only one producer among many in Hollywood. Why is his financing of a film once upon a time – when it could easily have been someone else – enough to make us dislike that film today?

I suppose we don't want to think that the fearless heroine had to suck off that greasy turd.  It spoils our enjoyment of the film. On the other hand, the notion that Spacey was incessantly groping the tough-as-nails hero warms the cockles of our heart. 

This is genuinely puzzling.

Not really. We don't like thinking that the cute, virginal, girl-next-door, heroine had to choke on Weinstein's jizz. If it was Spacey doing the choking- or better yet Morgan Freeman- we'd be well pleased.  

After all, the job of a knife is simply to cut things. The knife that the assassin used is still perfectly good as a knife. So why be so upset about my using it tonight? Likewise, The Usual Suspects (1995) did not suddenly become a worse film – indeed, it didn’t change at all – the moment the accusations against Spacey were made public. So why not re-watch that old DVD when you get home? The Hendrix guitar is (let us suppose) no better as a guitar than any other that Fender produced that year; they all sound roughly the same when played well. So why is Hendrix’s guitar special? It seems rather mysterious.

Till someone says 'cognitive dissonance' and the smart peeps in the room nod wisely. If you work in Marketing or Image Consultancy, you have read plenty on the subject and, what's more, used it to earn a tidy sum for yourself.  

Why does bare luck make such a difference to how we feel?

It is wholly irrelevant. 'Moral luck' is nonsense cooked up by stupid pedagogues of a wholly useless subject.  

Are we simply irrational when it comes to such matters?

Cognitive dissonance arises from a simple enough 'heuristic' but it can be sublated easily enough.  

Perhaps not – and perhaps because asking about whether it is rational for us to have these luck-dependent aversions and attractions is not the right way to think about what is going on.

There is a primitive 'pathogen avoidance' heuristic baked into our brains. Sometimes it is worth overcoming. On my honeymoon night, I briefly overcame my fear of 'kooties'. This enabled me to make cooing noises at a very nice baby some nine months later.  This also meant that wifey left me alone thereafter. 

The best discussion of why we react in these varying – and perplexing – ways comes from the 18th-century Scottish Enlightenment thinker Adam Smith. Nowadays much more likely to be known (somewhat misleadingly) as the ‘father of economics’, Smith was employed as professor of moral philosophy at the University of Glasgow for around 12 years, and hence spent much of his time teaching and writing on such matters. Indeed, his first book – The Theory of Moral Sentiments (1759) – puts forward not just the earliest sustained discussion of the issue of what philosophers now call ‘moral luck’, but one of its most compelling evaluations.

The Scots were willing to pay a little money for a book about why it is nice to be nice without once mentioning the real reason- viz. God will fuck you up if you are naughty.  

Smith’s discussion didn’t just cover objects or people, and the taint that can be associated with them because of their good or bad histories. It also covered the irregularity of our responses to outcomes that are heavily affected by luck.

Scot's law was more sensible than English law in many respects.  

Imagine the following case: I carelessly throw a brick off the top of a building, but fortunately it doesn’t hit anybody, and shatters harmlessly on the pavement below. You’re likely to think that I’m a bad and irresponsible person, and deserve to be admonished accordingly. But you’ll probably also think that the matter should end there.

Because God only wanted the careless person to be taught a lesson through admonition. God's plan did not require the incarceration or financial ruin of the dude in question. The Scots believed in God. They had sound common sense. For prudential reasons, one may as well have a theory of moral sentiments which doesn't mention God so that those whom God has denied the gift of faith, learn to be nice instead of naughty.  

Now vary the scenario: imagine that the brick does hit somebody, and kills them. The likelihood is that you will now think that I deserve much more in the way of blame, and indeed of punishment. (Prison seems a perhaps not unreasonable response.)

God wants the negligent dude to be very severely punished. Perhaps he will turn to Christ while in jail. A brand may have been snatched from the burning by the working of God's mysterious economy- or Providence's invisible hand.  

Let us suppose that my motivations – eg, sheer indifference to the safety of others – and my actions – chucking a brick without looking – are identical in both cases. Why, Smith asked, do we feel that the latter is so much worse than the former?

God. But if we can't say 'God', then we have to espouse some more or less stupid theory of moral sentiments as opposed to theology of synderesis.  

It was, after all, simply a matter of luck

or Providence 

that somebody walked along at that precise moment, got hit by the brick, and died. (It works in the other direction, too: we would surely feel it too harsh to send a person to prison simply because the brick might have hit a passerby, when in fact it didn’t.)

In the latter case, a jury might find the action was not negligent. This is the problem with the law. If it is seen as too harsh, you don't get convictions. If it is too lenient, some obsolete punishment, like deodand, may be invoked. 

Yet this kind of scenario led to a puzzle. Smith thought it undeniable that we assess the morality of actions not by their actual consequences, but by the intentions of the agent who brings them about.

We deem people to have certain intentions whether or not they had them. This is convenient and useful.  

To see that this is indeed true, consider the following example. Imagine that you see me rescue a cat from a tree. When I get to the ground, the cat wriggles free and scurries away. Assuming that my intention was to save the cat, you’ll likely think that I did a good thing.

Assuming that people assume what you say they assume. But why stop there? Why not assume you are a clever person and that what you teach isn't shit?  

But what if you now find out that my intention was to barbeque the cat for dinner?

Which is what you would assume if you believe Donald Trump and see that the cat-rescuer is an immigrant.  

In both cases, the consequences are the same – the cat is brought down from the tree, wriggles free, and runs away.

No. If you want to eat the cat, you break its neck the moment you get your hands on it. Cats can scratch, you know.  

Yet your evaluation of the morality of the act will shift markedly once you learn of my culinary intentions.

It would shift even more if it is likely that you have to cook the cat to feed your starving children.  

Try any example you like, and you’ll get the same result: it’s the underlying intention that determines whether or not we approve of an act, not the consequences of the act alone.

No. What we will always find is that the intention we deem to motivate the action and its 'fitness for purpose' are what we use to evaluate actions.  

For Smith, it is a truism that we assign different moral weight to intentions, not to consequences, and one that nobody will deny, at least when it comes to philosophical theory.

We don't waste time assigning weights to things that don't concern us. It is a different matter that if we have to serve on a jury we have to make determinations of fact based on the Judge's determinations of law. He says 'the law deems such and such to be the intention when such and such act is performed by a sane person'. Decide the case on the basis of the deemed intention, not the one claimed by either party to the suit. Consider Regina v Shivpuri. Had there been a Jury trial, he would have been acquitted. The case was certified for the House of Lords which reversed the long-standing 'impossible attempt' defence. It seems judges had been foolish enough to listen to utilitarian philosophers. Also, Shivpuri- a mature student of Law at SOAS- was as stupid as shit. Everyone knows that when arrested you say 'no comment'. You don't sing like a fucking canary. 

Nonetheless, in practice, we often find ourselves heavily swayed by consequences even when, on the face of it, those consequences shouldn’t matter. Take the brick-throwing example again. In both cases, my intention was bad, because in throwing the brick I showed callous disregard for the safety of others. In theory, then, I am equally culpable whatever the outcome, at least if intentions are supposed to be what counts. But, in practice, we feel far more strongly in the case where the brick does hit somebody. So consequences do matter after all – even though moral philosophers tend to think that it’s only intentions that should matter.

Sadly, Judges who listen to such moral imbeciles do stupid shit. Shivpuri was a journalist conducting a 'sting' operation designed to discredit the Government of India. (He was pals with Khalistani nutters). He told me he had the drugs tested in Bombay by a chemist who gave him a receipt showing the thing to be 'harmless vegetable matter'. Then he got arrested at Southall train station and incriminated himself in a verbose confession. Why? He was stupid.  

For this reason, Smith thought that our moral sentiments in such cases were ‘irregular’.

If you attribute crazy 'moral sentiments' to hypothetical people, what you get is irregular shite. Face facts. Scots were sensible God-fearing Presbyterians whose legal system was tough but probably fairer than the product available south of the border. 

Why do we respond so differently to consequences that have bad outcomes, when those outcomes are purely a matter of luck? Smith confessed that he did not know why we are psychologically rigged up this way.

Hume did. He said the aim of Justice is utility. So is the aim of Morality and Pedagogy. Don't try to shit higher than your arsehole. Manslaughter is something you have to spend money punishing. Negligence where there is no high duty of care- i.e. culpa levis in concreto- is not something you should spend a lot of time and money worrying about if no damage was sustained by a third party.  

Here he hit what he took to be explanatory bedrock, and simply assigned this ‘irregularity’ to the workings of ‘nature’,

Economics. But God's mysterious economy is the 'invisible hand' which is the utilitarian Katechon which keeps the Eschaton- the Day of Wrath- at bay.  

for which he could give no further explanation. (We, living after Charles Darwin, might want to posit an evolutionary story – but that was something Smith had no access to.)

Justice and morality are 'co-evolved' and not directly linked to the fitness landscape.  

Nonetheless, Smith was confident that, although he could not explain why we are like this, on balance we should nonetheless be grateful that we are indeed rigged up this way.

Grateful to God. He might give us a nice mansion in Heaven. 

The first reason Smith gave for why it is good that we are this way is that if, in practice, we really did go around judging everybody solely by their intentions, and not by the actual consequence of their actions, life would be unliveable. We would spend all our time prying into people’s secret motivations, fearing that others were prying into ours, and finding ourselves literally on trial for committing thought crimes. This, Smith thought, might be appropriate for God at the final judgment – but it would be hell on Earth if applied to mortal justice.

Because, as Hume said, Justice is a service industry whose aim is Utility. But so is prating on about 'Moral Science' or 'Ethics' or 'Yuman Rites' or other such 'nonsense on stilts'.  Don't do it if you don't get paid to do it. If paid to do it, figure out a way to get paid more for doing something marginally less useless. 

Second, it is quite useful that we generally tend to be bothered about actual consequences, rather than just underlying intentions. It’s all very well and good if you intended to get me a birthday present – but if you didn’t actually manage to do so, my gratitude is markedly lessened.

Mummy gave me kisses even if I didn't actually procure for her reading pleasure the Spiderman comic I was saving up for. Sadly, she interrupted my animated account of how Spidey would most definitely have kicked Dracula's ass by asking me whether I had talked to the Principal about getting back my job as a teechur. Also, she hinted that most people move out of their parent's house after they turn 50. Mummies can be very cruel, you know.  

This will seem somewhat unfair if the reason you didn’t get me a present is because you fell grievously ill. Your intention, after all, was good. It will seem much less unfair, however, if the reason is simply that your desire to sit around watching Netflix in your underpants was stronger than your desire to go to the shops. We tend to be both more grateful for good consequences and more resentful about bad ones, which is clearly socially useful. On account of the fact that you have to actually do the good thing to get the praise – and equally, you have to actually do the bad thing to get the punishment – people are more likely to follow through on their good, and not act upon their bad, intentions. This is a highly welcome feature of social existence, all things considered.

Imagine having to teach this shite to people who are in their twenties! What's next? Saying it is a highly welcome feature of social existence that not everybody eats only their own shit?  

Finally, and perhaps most interestingly of all, Smith thought that there was a special effect of the ‘irregularity’ of our sentiments: it predisposed us to be careful around other people.

More particularly if they are carving up a joint using the knife that killed their wife and children.  

One last example: imagine you are walking along a path above a cliff, and you accidentally dislodge a boulder, which crashes down and kills the rock-climber below. You didn’t mean to do this – it was an accident! But the fact that you did do it matters enormously.

Unless there were no witnesses. But God saw. He may fuck you up something rotten after you die.  

You will be blamed by others, and will likely blame yourself too. (‘Why didn’t I look where I was going?!’) But the fact that we feel ourselves responsible even for the things that we didn’t mean to do is, Smith thinks, a very useful and desirable state of affairs, insofar as it encourages us to take care when we are acting in ways that could (inadvertently) harm others.

We are careful about how we do things which benefit us.  

Precisely because you know you’ll rightly be held responsible for the death of people below you, even if you only accidentally knock a rock onto them, you’re more inclined to take care where you tread when you go for a clifftop stroll.

Because you don't want to fall off the fucking cliff.  

As Smith put it, the ‘irregularity’ of our sentiments in this regard encourages us to respect the sanctity of other persons:

English people approved of Smith. They pictured Scotsmen as drunkards who were constantly sticking their dirks into each other.  

The happiness of every innocent man is, in the same manner, rendered holy, consecrated, and hedged round against the approach of every other man; not to be wantonly trod upon, not even to be, in any respect, ignorantly and involuntarily violated,

please don't shove your dirk, or dick, up my kilt.  

without requiring some expiation, some atonement in proportion to the greatness of such undesigned violation.

At least send me a bunch of flowers afterwards.  

What has this got to do with the assassin’s knife, the guitar used by Hendrix, or the films that Spacey starred in? Like Smith, I cannot explain why our psychologies tend to transfer the guilt of an agent, or the history of what an object was used for, on to the past or future status of a thing itself.

The answer is cognitive dissonance.  

They apparently just do. But following Smith, this seems to be a very desirable state of affairs, one that we should not want to do without.

Christianity enabled the English speaking people to rise and rise. It opposed Slavery which the Enlightenment thought was totes cool. Philosophy has turned to shit, but there isn't a Church in my neighbourhood where the Sunday Sermon isn't helpful to me.

I may be Hindu. I may chortle with glee when I think about how all the goody goody Christians will be reborn as worms because they didn't embrace Advaita. But what great harm do I do by acknowledging that it was Christianity which made this country rise in virtue, affluence and all the arts and sciences? 

It is good that we feel aversion to artifacts (be they physical objects, films, records or whatever) associated with sex crimes, murders and other horrors

No. Good people may feel this aversion but can overcome it if it is useful to do so.  

– even if this is a matter of sheer luck or coincidence – because this fosters in us not only an aversion to those sorts of crimes,

we are already averse to it. But it would be folly to say 'this beautiful Palace was built out of money from the Slave Trade. We must burn it down'.  

but an affirmation of the sanctity of the individuals

is mere verbiage.  

who are the victims of them. In turn, that makes most of us less likely to engage in evil acts ourselves.

Very true. The reason most people don't stab their spouse at the dinner table is because they are averse to owning a carving knife which was used to kill a wonderful and loving person. 

Perhaps even more importantly, it makes us less likely to remain indifferent even when we are not ourselves directly affected by injustices perpetrated against others.

Sadly, those 'injustices' may be wholly imaginary. Why have I not been appointed Pope? Is it coz I iz bleck? We must burn down the Sistine Chapel because of this glaring injustice. 

Instead, we come to see innocent people as sacred,

God is sacred. I may be innocent but I am not sacred at all. Also, I am very flatulent. 

and to be protected from the predations and depredations of those who would harm them.

e.g. Wall Street bankers. 

In this way, our moral world is more tightly knitted together.

It is nonsense save when it is undergirded by Revealed Religion rather than virtue signalling bullshit.  

As Smith was at pains to point out, we are psychologically complex creatures, capable of sharing each other’s emotions, and forming intricate moral bonds accordingly.

most dogs are better than me in this respect. Also dogs can be quite witty in their way. Me, not so much.  

Sometimes that process can get messed up, working itself out back to front – as, for example, when I reflexively take the side of Ryan Adams because I like his music and want to protect my future enjoyment of it. (Fortunately, this sort of back-to-front reaction can be corrected by reflection, at least by those willing to undertake it.) But, typically, the process works for the greater good. A world in which people did not recoil in horror at my use of the assassin’s knife to carve dinner, or in which watching The Usual Suspects was not considered a suspect choice in light of the allegations against Spacey – such a world would certainly be a worse place.

No. It would be a better place because crazy nutters demanding that this statute be toppled or that country be boycotted could be told, gently but firmly, that they are stupid cunts and should kindly fuck the fuck off. They may reply by saying 'but Chomsky is smart, Sen is smart, Nussbaum is smart, etc. etc.' Our rejoinder must be 'they weren't smart. They were shit. If you have a PhD in stupid shite, you are a stupid shithead. Fuck off.'  


In all of this, there is an important lesson for moral philosophy. For some time now, ethical theory has been

shit. Meanwhile there has been a lot of progress in deontic logics which can be implemented by AIs and Expert Systems in a way which makes justice and dispute resolution much cheaper and more accessible.  

dominated by two rival camps. Consequentialists, who think that morality is primarily about maximising some approved set of outcomes,

this is impossible because of 'Knightian Uncertainty'. We have to go for something like 'regret minimization.'  

and deontologists, who think that morality is primarily about rules, duties and obligations.

Which are defeasible. The good news is that deontic logics can be given a mathematical representation and thus AIs can greatly reduce costs and bottlenecks such that better Aumann correlated equilibria are achieved.  

These two opposed outlooks, with all their innumerable variations, have been duking it out for well over a century.

No. They have been sitting in opposite corners drooling incontinently.  

But neither can make much sense of the importance of anything that has been written above.

Because that shite isn't important. It is merely an example of the 'intensional fallacy'. There are no underlying sets or graphs of functions. Moreover, (e.g. in Razborov Rudich) if we can't distinguish random from pseudo-random we can't say what is luck.  

And yet, the cases of ‘moral luck’ that I have discussed are not minor side issues, or trivial diversions, but go to the heart of our everyday, as well as some of our deepest moral experiences.

No. It really doesn't matter very greatly that the final season of 'House of Cards' was shit because Spacey got the sack. Admittedly, it was annoying at the time, but no great harm was done.  

Adam Smith saw this very well. We stand to learn a great deal from his emphasis not on calculating consequences or fulfilling obligations, but on human psychology and the moral sentiments that structure our ethical lives.

In other words, give up Philosophy. Try to major it Psychology or Economics. Sadly, you'll have to learn Math & Stats. But both are useful and your productivity and usefulness will rise. Like Prashant Kishore, who had a degree in Statistics, you may be able to change the politics of your currently in a very worthwhile manner.  


Nussbaum's Ενάντια κοπροφαγία.

 Some ten years ago Aeon published the following by Martha Nussbaum.

Beyond anger
Anger is the emotion that has come to saturate our politics and culture.

This is nonsense. Our society seeks to raise general purpose productivity and our politics and culture must either promote this end or else we are likely to decline relative to rival societies.  

Philosophy can help us out of this dark vortex

Philosophy turned to shit more than 50 years ago. If you recruit stupid students who become stupid professors, only drooling imbeciles will pay to attend classes. The subject has to accommodate itself to those cretins.  


There’s no emotion we ought to think harder and more clearly about than anger.

No. It is love- in particular love of knowledge for its own sake (philosophy means love of knowledge)- that is most important. Why? STEM subject research raises general purpose productivity. It increases affluence and security and enables people to flourish. Moreover, thinking hard and thinking clearly only matter in STEM subjects. Poets and Parsons are welcome to wax lyrical and to display overwrought emotions. But fine words butter no parsnips.  

Anger greets most of us every day – in our personal relationships, in the workplace, on the highway, on airline trips – and, often, in our political lives as well.

No. It is an uncommon occurrence. We do read about 'road rage' but seldom experience it. If we are highly productive, we are likely to live in places where everybody is super-polite and considerate.  

Anger is both poisonous and popular. Even when people acknowledge its destructive tendencies, they still so often cling to it, seeing it as a strong emotion, connected to self-respect and manliness (or, for women, to the vindication of equality).

This may be the case if you teach nonsense to imbeciles. But it isn't if you are doing path-breaking STEM subject work.  

If you react to insults and wrongs without anger you’ll be seen as spineless and downtrodden.

Not in Math. You will be seen as Terence Tao rather than as Mochizuki. Confidence in his result declined the more temperamental he appeared to be.  

When people wrong you, says conventional wisdom, you should use justified rage to put them in their place, exact a penalty.

This may be the conventional wisdom of the prison yard. It may even be true of those who teach nonsense on Ivy League campuses. It isn't true about those doing useful work.  

We could call this football politics, but we’d have to acknowledge right away that athletes, whatever their rhetoric, have to be disciplined people who know how to transcend anger in pursuit of a team goal.

Well paid athletes- i.e. those who are highly productive- can pay for 'life-coaches' to help them stay focused.  

If we think closely about anger, we can begin to see why it is a stupid way to run one’s life. A good place to begin is Aristotle’s definition: not perfect, but useful, and a starting point for a long Western tradition of reflection. Aristotle says that anger is a response to a significant damage to something or someone one cares about, and a damage that the angry person believes to have been wrongfully inflicted.

Aristotle's pupil, Alexander, drank too much, got very angry, and ended up killing a close friend. The Greeks understood that he had messed up. At a later point, they embraced a Religion of Mercy and Forgiveness and developed a capable 'logothete' class of professional administrators. They turned their backs on 'Thymos' by embracing 'Logos'.  

He adds that although anger is painful, it also contains within itself a hope for payback.

Emperors could get very angry indeed. But they were destroying their own people- like Ajax, maddened by fury, slaughtering sheep. It is foolish to kill your slaves just because you got into a drunken rage. Sell them if they displease you. Don't destroy your own wealth.  

So: significant damage, pertaining to one’s own values or circle of cares, and wrongfulness. All this seems both true and uncontroversial. More controversial, perhaps, is his idea (in which, however, all Western philosophers who write about anger concur) that the angry person wants some type of payback, and that this is a conceptual part of what anger is. In other words, if you don’t want some type of payback, your emotion is something else (grief, perhaps), but not really anger.

Aristotle was talking about how a politeia should manage both public and private emotions. Since our own general purpose productivity is much higher, our institutions do a much better job of this.  

Is this really right? I think so.

It isn't right. We have all seen angry people destroy their own property. The cause of the anger may be intoxication or boredom or some psychiatric condition amenable to medication.  

We should understand that the wish for payback can be a very subtle wish: the angry person doesn’t need to wish to take revenge herself. She may simply want the law to do so; or even some type of divine justice.

The Greeks eagerly embraced a religion which features a 'Day of Wrath'. But, in primitive societies, where a murderer can't be punished because his productivity is vital to the survival of the community,  Justice is postponed to the after-life. God can be jealous and wrathful. Pious people fear God, or Karma. 

Or, she may more subtly simply want the wrongdoer’s life to go badly in future, hoping, for example, that the second marriage of her betraying spouse turns out really badly.

In the old days, you could curse the person or get a witch to put a hex on him.  

I think if we understand the wish in this broad way, Aristotle is right: anger does contain a sort of strike-back tendency.

So does cold hard calculation of a utilitarian type. We establish threat points and show that we can make good our threats. 

Contemporary psychologists who study anger empirically agree with Aristotle in seeing this double movement in it, from pain to hope.

or from boredom to masturbation.  

The central puzzle is this: the payback idea does not make sense.

To Nussbaum. But that is because she is stupid.  

Whatever the wrongful act was – a murder, a rape, a betrayal – inflicting pain on the wrongdoer does not help restore the thing that was lost.

It may do if what was lost was money or a fungible asset. Payback may involve getting exemplary damages.  

We think about payback all the time, and it is a deeply human tendency to think that proportionality between punishment and offence somehow makes good the offence.

It is deeply human to chuckle delightedly when your lawyer tells you that you can get 100,000 in damages from an enterprise which cheated you out of 10,000.  

Only it doesn’t. Let’s say my friend has been raped. I urgently want the offender to be arrested, convicted, and punished. But really, what good will that do? Looking to the future, I might want many things: to restore my friend’s life, to prevent and deter future rapes. But harsh treatment of this particular wrongdoer might or might not achieve the latter goal.

Nussbaum would be the sort of District Attorney Soros wants elected so that muggers and rapists roam free.  

It’s an empirical matter. And usually people do not treat it as an empirical matter: they are in the grip of an idea of cosmic fitness that makes them think that blood for blood, pain for pain is the right way to go.

This may be true of Nussbaum's colleagues in the Philosophy faculty. We imagine them to be ineffectual nerds who indulge in fantasies of themselves as vicious vigilantes. 

There is one, and I think only one, situation in which the payback idea does make sense.

Since she is stupid, we will soon see it makes no sense whatsoever.  

That is when I see the wrong as entirely and only what Aristotle calls a ‘down-ranking’: a personal humiliation, seen as entirely about relative status. If the problem is not the injustice itself, but the way it has affected my ranking in the social hierarchy, then I really can achieve something by humiliating the wrongdoer: by putting him relatively lower, I put myself relatively higher, and if status is all I care about, I don’t need to worry that the real wellbeing problems created by the wrongful act have not been solved.

This is crazy shit. You are angry because your senior colleague says your theory is crazy. Then there is a crucial experiment which shows you were right. You have been up-ranked. You no longer care about what your senior colleague thinks of you. When he comes to offer his apologies to you, you try to be polite but both of you know that this is indifference under the mask of courtesy.  

A wronged person who is really angry,

wants to be shown to have been in the right all along. If their theory is better and an experiment confirms it, everybody in the scientific community is better off. I don't suppose Grete Hartmann greatly cared when she was praised, 30 years after the event, for showing the flaw in Von Neumann's 'no hidden variables' theorem. But she was pleased that Bell's inequality could be empirically confirmed. She would be absolutely delighted with the recent progress made in quantum computing.  

seeking to strike back, soon arrives, I claim, at a fork in the road. Three paths lie before her. Path one: she goes down the path of status-focus, seeing the event as all about her and her rank. In this case her payback project makes sense, but her normative focus is self-centred and objectionably narrow.

Only if she isn't, objectively speaking, a worthless tosser.  

Path two: she focuses on the original offence (rape, murder, etc), and seeks payback, imagining that the offender’s suffering would actually make things better. In this case, her normative focus is on the right things, but her thinking doesn’t make sense.

No. A court of law would say her thinking made sense and provided the motive for the action she is accused of.  

Path three: if she is rational, after exploring and rejecting these two roads, she will notice that a third path is open to her, which is the best of all: she can turn to the future and focus on doing whatever would make sense, in the situation, and be really helpful. This may well include the punishment of the wrongdoer, but in a spirit that is deterrent rather than retaliatory.

Only if she is a Judge and the case is assigned to her. But she will have to follow the law and must acquit if relevant evidence is not admissible.  

So, to put my radical claim succinctly: when anger makes sense (because focused on status), its retaliatory tendency is normatively problematic,

unless 'Tit for Tat' is the norm 

because a single-minded focus on status impedes the pursuit of intrinsic goods.

Retaliation may be classed as an intrinsic good.  

When it is normatively reasonable (because focused on the important human goods that have been damaged), its retaliatory tendency doesn’t make sense, and it is problematic for that reason.

Unless it is normative. Consider a rap musician whom another rap musician has insulted by saying he has a needle-dick. The norm is for the rap musician to retaliate in witty, but obscene, terms. Failure to do so suggests the guy no longer wants to be a rap artist. Maybe he has found Christ and will henceforth do Evangelical rap.  

Let’s call this change of focus the Transition. We need the Transition badly in our personal and our political lives, dominated as they all too frequently are by payback and status-focus.

Nussbaum's world features Professors incessantly knifing each other because they think Aristotle has been dissed.  

Sometimes a person may have an emotion that embodies the Transition already. Its entire content is: ‘How outrageous! This should not happen again.’ We may call this emotion

outrage or righteous indignation.  

Transition-Anger,

there may be no anger or transition. I find the recent tax on family farms outrageous but am not angry about it because I'm not a farmer. 

and that emotion does not have the problems of garden-variety anger. But most people begin with everyday anger: they really do want the offender to suffer.

Everyday anger is caused by frustration, boredom, intoxication etc. Few of us have criminal offences or torts committed on us in most of the years of our lives.  

So the Transition requires moral, and often political, effort.

No. The thing does not exist or is wholly 'immaterial'- i.e. Accountants would say money and time must not be wasted on such effort.  

It requires forward-looking rationality,

which we have. That's why we are able to save money and pay our bills.  

and a spirit of generosity and cooperation.

which we have. Few of us are hermits or sociopaths.  

The struggle against anger often requires lonely self-examination.

Not if you are doing useful work. That way, it is likely, examination is done by your colleagues and peers. Feedback, not payback, drives our workaday world.  

Whether the anger in question is personal, or work-related, or political, it requires exacting effort against one’s own habits and prevalent cultural forces.

Only if you have sort of medical condition. See a psychiatrist. There are pills you can take which will calm you down.  

Many great leaders have understood this struggle, but none more deeply than Nelson Mandela.

No. Mandela thought the same 'winds of change' blowing over East Africa would also prevail in South Africa. He overestimated what the Soviets or their allies could do. Strangely, Cuban troops in Angola helped the Apartheid regime. Once those troops departed Reagan & Bush could support transition to majority rule. But the head of South Africa's intelligence service had already been reaching out to the ANC. Mandela's first meeting with Barnard was in 1988. Cuban troops began pulling out the next year.  

He often said that he knew anger well, and that he had to struggle against the demand for payback in his own personality.

He knew that there could be plenty of anger between Zulus and Xhosa etc.  

He reported that during his 27 years of imprisonment he had to practise a disciplined type of meditation to keep his

sanity. He spent much of his first 18 years in solitary confinement.  

personality moving forward and avoiding the anger trap. It now seems clear that the prisoners on Robben Island had smuggled in a copy of Meditations by the Stoic philosopher Marcus Aurelius, to give them a model of patient effort against the corrosions of anger.

It wasn't a banned book but Mandela doesn't mention it. Apparently, he really liked 'Grapes of Wrath'.  

But Mandela was determined to win the struggle. He wanted a successful nation, even then, and he knew that there could be no successful nation when two groups were held apart by suspicion, resentment, and the desire to make the other side pay for the wrongs they had done.

He knew there were at least four groups who might go to war with each other if the Whites fucked off.  

Even though those wrongs were terrible, cooperation was necessary for nationhood. So he did things, in that foul prison, that his fellow prisoners thought perverse. He learned Afrikaans.

It is useful to know the language of your jailors. You pick up a lot of information that way.

He studied the culture and thinking of the oppressors. He practised cooperation by forming friendships with his jailers. Generosity and friendliness were not justified by past deeds; but they were necessary for future progress.

They were useful for him then and there.  


Mandela used to tell people a little parable. Imagine that the sun and the wind are contending to see who can get a traveller to take off his blanket. The wind blows hard, aggressively. But the traveller only pulls the blanket tighter around him.

He will get tired. The wind will win, if that is what it really wants to do.  

Then the sun starts to shine, first gently, and then more intensely. The traveller relaxes his blanket, and eventually he takes it off.

If it gets too hot, the traveler finds shade and sleeps on his blanket.  

So that, he said, is how a leader has to operate: forget about the strike-back mentality, and forge a future of warmth and partnership.

But first, get out of prison. Do a deal. But be sure it is a good enough deal that your own people don't kill you as a traitor.  

Mandela was realistic. One would never have found him proposing, as did Gandhi, to convert Hitler by charm.

Bertrand Russell had suggested that previously. Russell went to jail during the Great War. Gandhi tried to recruit soldiers for the King Emperor.  

And of course he had been willing to use violence strategically, when non-violence failed. Non-anger does not entail non-violence (although Gandhi thought it did).

No. He only proposed that Britain surrender because he thought the Japs and the Germans were bound to win. He supported India's war in Kashmir.  

But he understood nationhood and the spirit that a new nation requires. Still, behind the strategic resort to violence was always a view of people that was Transitional, focused not on payback but on the creation of a shared future in the wake of outrageous and terrible deeds.

He wanted transition to majority rule. That's what America wanted but only after the Cubans fucked the fuck off. 

Again and again, as the African National Congress (ANC) began to win the struggle, its members wanted payback.

They wanted payola. They got it. Lots and lots of it. 

Of course they did, since they had suffered egregious wrongs.

Also, being a billionaire is great fun.  

Mandela would have none of it. When the ANC voted to replace the old Afrikaner national anthem with the anthem of the freedom movement, he persuaded them to adopt, instead, the anthem that is now official, which includes the freedom anthem (using three African languages), a verse of the Afrikaner hymn, and a concluding section in English. When the ANC wanted to decertify the rugby team as a national team, correctly understanding the sport’s long connection to racism, Mandela, famously, went in the other direction, backing the rugby team to a World Cup victory and, through friendship, getting the white players to teach the sport to young black children. To the charge that he was too willing to see the good in people, he responded: ‘Your duty is to work with human beings as human beings, not because you think they are angels.’

Mandela was nice man. Did he stab a lot of people when he became President? No! He read Aristotle who said 'Don't be stabby-stabby. Be a good baby. Also, don't eat your own shit. Plato was totes against coprophagy.'  

And Mandela rejected not only the false lure of payback, but also the poison of status-obsession.

Also the lure of stabbing peeps and then eating your own shit. If you read Aristotle and get PhD in Capabilities approach you too can overcome these bad habits.  

He never saw himself as above menial tasks, and he never used status to humiliate. Just before his release, in a halfway house where he was still officially a prisoner, but had one of the warders as his own private cook, he had a fascinating discussion with this warder about a very mundane matter: how the dishes would get done.
I took it upon myself to break the tension and a possible resentment on his part that he has to serve a prisoner by cooking and then washing dishes,

Mandela was worried the dude would piss in the soup.  

and I offered to wash dishes and he refused … He says that this is his work. I said, ‘No, we must share it.’ Although he insisted, and he was genuine, but I forced him, literally forced him, to allow me to do the dishes, and we established a very good relationship … A really nice chap, Warder Swart, a very good friend of mine.

Mandela did not knife Warder Swart. This is because he read Seneca.  He didn't read Aristurtle. You can't expect too much of Darkies, you know. 

It would have been so easy to see the situation as one of status-inversion: the once-dominating Afrikaner is doing dishes for the once-despised ANC leader. It would also have been so easy to see it in terms of payback: the warder is getting a humiliation he deserves because of his complicity in oppression. Significantly, Mandela doesn’t go down either of these doomed paths, even briefly. He asks only, how shall I produce cooperation and friendship?

and ensure the screw doesn't put rat poison in my food.  


Mandela’s project was political;

prevent crazy Afrikaners start another Boer war maybe in alliance with the Zulus.  

but it has implications for many parts of our lives: for friendship, marriage, child-rearing, being a good colleague, driving a car.

Not stabbing peeps nor eating your own shit. Aristotle explains all this in his  Ενάντια κοπροφαγία.

And of course it also has implications for the way we think about what political success involves and what a successful nation is like.

No. A politeia is successful if it raises general purpose productivity as rapidly as its rivals. Otherwise, there will be tears before bedtime.  

Whenever we are faced with pressing moral or political decisions, we should clear our heads, and spend some time conducting what Mandela (citing Marcus Aurelius) referred to as ‘Conversations with Myself’.

Only if we are prone to stabbing people and eating our own shit.  

When we do, I predict, the arguments proposed by anger

e.g. you have a needle dick you shit-eating swine! 

will be clearly seen to be pathetic and weak, while the voice of generosity and forward-looking reason will be strong as well as beautiful.

Forward-looking reason understands that raising general purpose productivity is all that matters. You can't be generous if you don't have a pot to piss in.  

The Nuisance that is Nussbaum

Why don't Government's abolish death and give us the capability to live for ever? The answer is that many governments did do so. They fostered a particular religion which promised all its adherents eternal life. Heretics and blasphemers were killed.  But this was bad for business and bad for national defence because smart people ran away and technology stagnated. It was better to separate Church and State as the Americans had done.

When professors could no longer gas on about God and how they knew better than anyone else what God required of Humanity, some of the more useless ones, the atheists, started to gas on about the capabilities people have. Apparently, only professors of shit subjects know what those capabilities are or ought to be. Could they pretty please be paid a little money to sit on bureaucratic committees gassing on about the capability of senior citizens to develop the capability to take it up the arse? Should there not be a Government Department providing very elderly and feeble people special training in sodomy? Would it not be homophobic to oppose this laudable plan to waste the tax-payer's money and cause great indignation and annoyance to our grandfathers? 

Brandon Robshaw writes in Aeon of the 'Necessity of Nussbaum'. 

...the capabilities approach (CA) ...says that it is the task of governments (or other bodies that make policy and distribute resources) to provide all citizens equally with the capabilities needed to lead a flourishing life.

Governments have no power to provide capabilities- even the capability to keep living!- to even one of their citizens. It simply isn't true that abilities or capabilities can be equally distributed. It is a different matter that a 'polity'- i.e. the whole of Society- can encourage people to develop their capabilities. But Society can't make everybody equally good at maths or athletics. 

(The goal of flourishing, of course, reflects the influence of Aristotle, who held that it’s the primary goal of all organisms to flourish according to their nature.)

Slaves should be slaves because they have a slavish nature. Barbarians have a barbarian nature and so forth.  

The CA could be described as the outcome of three propositions: 
All human beings have the right to flourish. 

Death should be abolished.  

Human flourishing can be broadly defined in universal terms.

No. It can't be defined at all. It is a Tarskian primitive. It is obvious that what Aristotle considered to be 'flourishing' we would consider living a short, nasty, brutish life. It is likely that our remote descendants would consider our lives to have been miserably impoverished. Indeed, it may be that true human flourishing will involve having different sorts of bodies and living in different galaxies.  

It is the task of governments to provide citizens with capabilities to flourish.

No. It is their task to govern- i.e. ensure the administration is efficient and that defence and diplomacy is properly conducted. It is utterly foolish to suggest that Governments should first take money away from the people and then use that money to enable them to 'flourish'.  

Let’s specify what the CA is not. It is not a call for governments to give citizens what they say they need.

So, it is not democratic.  

For citizens may not know what they need.

If the governors are citizens they would be equally in the dark. The plain fact is, I know when my arse needs wiping, the Government does not. Wherever this type of information asymmetry obtains, the Government should not intervene. However, there are 'collective action problems' where the Government can pay for and obtain superior information. Where 'market failure' obtains, Government's can play a helpful role though there are non-State alternatives.  

The CA arose in part as a response to the problem of adaptive preferences. 

Which has never been a problem in economics save for some repugnant, addictive, goods.  

well-known example is the sour grapes phenomenon. The fox claims he didn’t want the grapes because they were green and unripe; but only because he couldn’t reach them.

Foxes can't speak. This is not adaptive preferences. It is substitution of a feasible commodity bundle for an unfeasible one.  

In the same way, people who lead deprived or impoverished lives may suffer from deformation of their preferences.

They don't. This is some stupid shit Amartya Sen kept repeating. What had happened was this- reported morbidity was lower in places where those doing the survey just filled in anything they liked. It was higher where surveyors actually talked to people before filling out the form. Thus more prosperous areas reported higher morbidity but that also has to do with the high income elasticity of demand for health-care. You might wrongly conclude that a place with a lot of doctors has a lot of people who think they are sick whereas a place where there are no doctors is a place where people are unaware that they are as sick as fuck. Economist rejected Sen's stupidity. Nussbaum bought into it because she has a low IQ.  

It’s therefore up to governments (or other appropriate bodies) to put capabilities in place.

Because a guy who is blind doesn't get that he is blind. A government officer must explain to him that he can't see. Otherwise the dude will be all like 'I got 20/20 vision mate. I've never had an accident driving my Maserati even at top speed.' This is why Capability theorists need to explain to starving blind peeps that they can't see and don't drive a Maserati. Indeed, they don't have a car. They are just sitting in the dirt going 'vroom, vroom!' 

(Nussbaum has tended to focus on the need to do this for women in particular

because women are stupid. I often go up to them and say 'did you know you needn't be so fat, ugly, and mentally retarded? The Government could enhance your capabilities.' They kick me in the bollocks. This is because I iz bleck.  

– not because women are more deserving but because, in many parts of the world, for women the capabilities are in shorter supply.)

because they are stupid, ugly and are mentally retarded. Gayatri Spivak has written a lot about this.  This is her description of women in Bangladesh- 'In reproductive culture, these girls' knees scissor in at adolescence and slowly open wider and wider as the rhythm of childbearing in the rhythm of tide and wind is seen as the definitive predication of gendering'. Women really hate their own kind. 

But what are capabilities? I give Nussbaum’s full list below, but to put the point in general terms, a capability is the opportunity (a genuine, realisable opportunity, not just a formal permission in a published document) to achieve a function required for wellbeing – such as the capability to be adequately nourished,

which does not exist where there is a food availability deficit 

or to be educated,

which does not exist if there is no money for teachers or there are no teachers 

or to choose one’s own partner,

Nussbaum will invade Saudi Arabia 

or follow the religion of one’s choice.

and Iran. She will lead millions of Arab and Persian homosexual couples to Christ. 

Nussbaum wants to establish the capabilities as rights to which citizens, in all nations, are entitled

Why not demand the abolition of death, instead? 

Once the capabilities are known, preferences are likely to change in response.

You have the capability to suck off hobos. I tell you this. You now prefer to suck off hobos though previously you only liked vaginas. 

After all, you are more likely to prefer a good you know you can get than one that is out of reach.

No. You are more likely to get stuff you can get while preferring stuff which you can't.  

But in avoiding the Scylla of taking citizens’ preferences at face value,

in other words doing what market researchers do- which is useful  

the CA does not veer towards the Charybdis of making their choices for them.

It just talks endless virtue signalling bollocks.  

This cannot be over-emphasised: the CA does not aim to provide functions that people are required to perform, or goods that they are required to accept. It aims to provide capabilities of which each individual may avail themselves to the extent they see fit.

With what money? That of the tax-payer? Fuck off!  

It’s a non-paternalist approach that respects individual autonomy.

What about their autonomy in not having to pay for stupid bureaucratic shite? 

As Nussbaum puts it in Women and Human Development (2000):
[F]or political purposes it is appropriate that we shoot for capabilities, and those alone.

 Politicians know what it is appropriate to shoot for- stuff like lower taxes, better public services thanks to efficiency audits, reducing the regulatory burden and pointless red-tape, etc. etc. 

Citizens must be left free to determine their own course after that. The person with plenty of food may always choose to fast, but there is a great difference between fasting and starving, and it is this difference that I wish to capture.

Nussbaum is channelling a great discovery by Amartya Sen. Did you know that a person on a diet isn't starving? Has someone informed the authorities? Maybe, when millions of Bengalis starved in 1943 or 1974, they were just dieting or fasting? Yet my Uncle Binoy Ranjan Sen, Director of F.A.O, thinks more food should be grown! Would it not be easier to persuade people to have a bit of nosh instead of obstinately starving to death?

Nussbaum developed the CA in conjunction with the economist and philosopher Amartya Sen. She and Sen had a romantic relationship for several years, and worked on the theory during this period.

She wasn't content with playing the gender card to get intellectual affirmative action card. She also wanted to play the 'my boy friend is a darkie' card.  

This is not the only time Nussbaum’s partner has also been her intellectual collaborator; later, when she was in a relationship with Cass Sunstein, they co-edited and both contributed essays to the book Animal Rights (2004).

I suppose Nussbaum thought her vagina might succeed where her brain had failed.  

It was, in fact, Sen who originally pioneered the CA. In his book Commodities and Capabilities (1985), he argued that neither opulence nor utility were suitable ways of measuring outcomes.

Nobody needs outcomes to be measured. Sen himself refused to pay me any money when I measured the outcome of his writing shitty books as utter shit.  

Instead, governments should aim to provide citizens with opportunities to pursue the kind of life they choose.

Sen ran off with his best friend's wife to pursue the kind of life he preferred. Government should give more opportunities for adultery or affairs. Capability to fuck should be enhanced by Government.  

Unlike Sen, who is wary of being ‘canonical’ about capabilities,

because it is impossible. Nobody knows their own, let alone any body else's, capabilities.  

Nussbaum fleshes out the detail of the CA by listing 10 specific ones. They are (my parenthetical explanations are summaries of Nussbaum’s): 
Life (being able to live a normal human lifespan). Wife- specifically being able to run away with your best friend's spouse if she can help your career more than your own wife. 
Bodily health (being able to have good health, including reproductive health, and adequate nourishment and shelter). All animals and plants are responsible for their own health. You create moral hazard if you take on that responsibility for others. To maintain reproductive health, you need to be a bit choosy about whom you fuck. 
Bodily integrity (being able to move freely without risk of assault; making one’s own sexual and reproductive choices). This just means providing a good enough Army and Police force. 
Senses, imagination and thought (being able to use the senses, imagination and thought in a ‘truly human’ way, cultivated by education, and having opportunities to use these powers). Stupidity of Nussbaum's sort must be subsidized. 
Emotions (being able to have healthy attachments to things and people, to love, to grieve and to feel justified anger). Dreams. Being able to have good dreams. Bowel Motions. Being able to have an enjoyable shit. 
Practical reason (forming one’s own conception of the good, including liberty of conscience). Gaining the power to levitate by practicing Transcendental Meditation. 
Affiliation (A: capability for social interaction, friendship and freedom of assembly; and B: protection against discrimination on grounds of sex, race, caste etc). Joining the Nazi party and gaining 'Strength through Joy'. 
Other species (being able to live in relation to the world of nature). Charlie Brown should be allowed to marry Snoopy the dog. They will have beautiful puppies together. 
Play (being able to enjoy recreational activities). Masturbation. 
Control over one’s environment (A: political – being able to make political choices, including freedom of association and of speech; B: material – being able to hold property). Government should promote Donald Trump's capability to run the country. 

The list is intended to be universal (the capabilities are appropriate for all human beings) and provisional (in principle, the list could always be amended and updated, perhaps as technology changes our lives, or as we discover more about human needs and psychology).

This is a school girl's list. Not a bright school girl. A stupid one. I suppose people who study Aristotle at Uni, but don't learn ancient Greek because they are too lazy and stupid, have to put up with this sort of puerile instruction in order to get a sheepskin. 

There are other differences between Sen’s and Nussbaum’s versions of the CA. For Sen, the primary use of the CA is to offer a standard of comparison of quality of life between nations.

Plenty of such indices exist. What matters is in which direction people migrate. This indicates what they truly value.  

Nussbaum agrees: but she wants to go further and establish the capabilities as rights to which citizens, in all nations, are entitled.

Again this had already been done. The ideology of the 'Welfare State' gained practical application during the Great Wars and the period of reconstruction. Rationing was done on the basis of what nutrition people needed to do different things. Thus pregnant women and nursing mothers got more of certain commodities as did those doing arduous manual labor. 

Is the CA, then, basically the same as a human rights approach?

It is antithetical to the most important human right- which is to dispose of one's own property and to choose what one wants to consume for oneself.  

Certainly, it is compatible with a human rights approach. One might say it is a form of human rights approach. What distinguishes the CA, though, is that it aims not just to be a formal statement of rights and freedoms, but to provide real opportunities to do or be what one desires.

It is concerned with 'positive freedoms'- just like Totalitarian societies.  

It is also more specific about the actual activities that each person should have the capability to pursue than the abstract claims of human rights declarations.

In a Command economy, the State decides what job you should do. If you don't like it, you may be killed.  

Another difference between Sen and Nussbaum is that for Nussbaum the notion of reaching a threshold is more important than full capability.

It is a case of 'levelling down' not 'levelling up'.  

The pressing goal is to get each person to a level where they can access the capabilities to at least some extent. For now, there will continue to be inequalities between nation-states. Let’s say that women in the United States have 100 per cent of all the capabilities. (They almost certainly haven’t, but let’s just say.) And let’s say that in Afghanistan they have 0 per cent of the capabilities. (Again, I exaggerate.) For Nussbaum, the task would be to get that Afghan figure moving up towards 10 or 20 per cent – a threshold where women can begin to exercise some of the capabilities.

Sadly, this involves killing lots of Afghan people. The problem is, they may kill our soldiers thus causing our leaders to decide to run the fuck away.  

Equality of capabilities with the US would be a far longer-term goal. Sen does not use the notion of a threshold. However, as Nussbaum has pointed out, he also has not explicitly committed to the goal of complete capability equality, so, Nussbaum said, ‘to the extent that his proposal is open-ended on this point, he and I may be in substantial agreement.’

They are both useless. That is what we can all agree about. Still, there used to be 'capability based' assessments of our interventions in places like Afghanistan- till Biden decided to run away.  

One final difference lies in their presentation of the CA. Like Nussbaum, Sen writes with clarity, but Nussbaum has a warmer, more human style,

she is a chatty Cathy.  

and in Women and Human Development she includes case studies describing the lives of actual individuals, whom she met while working with development projects in India.

Her 'work' was useless. Still, she said 'boo!' to Modi. That must count for something- right? 

This makes the ideas much more accessible, and Nussbaum may be fairly said to have popularised the capabilities approach as well as developing it.

She showed you didn't need to pretend to know Economics in order to talk bollocks about it.

Nussbaum’s universalism has its critics. Mary Beard,

who is a much better Classics scholar 

in a negative review of Women and Human Development in the Times Literary Supplement, claimed that Nusbaum’s capabilities are in fact based on culturally specific values: they are ‘a set of criteria impossible to frame in anything other than a Western language – and probably in anything other than American English.’

Beard is wrong. Any school girl anywhere can write what Nussbaum has written. Government should give everyone the capability to go to Mars and become a Super-Model. Also, Daddy should buy me a pony.  

Nussbaum, however, anticipated such criticism and pre-emptively answered it. She made three points. First, the CA does not rule out people choosing local or traditional norms if that’s what they want.

Taliban is welcome to stop women coming out of their homes. Also, they should not sit in rooms with windows facing the street. Finally, they should not talk so loudly that men can hear their voices.  

Second, she discussed the problem of adaptive preferences: it may well be that some people, especially women, appear to be satisfied with traditional norms, but only because they fear reprisals if they challenge them.

In which case they are obviously not satisfied at all.  

If new alternatives become available, attitudes can quickly change. And thirdly, Nussbaum points out that cultures are neither unchanging nor monolithic. It simply is not true that only Westerners value life, or bodily integrity, or liberty of conscience. There are protests against unfair treatment throughout India just as there are in the US.

In India, leading a protest can gain you power and money. That's why there are so many protests.  

In short, I think Nussbaum must be absolved of the charge of being too Western in her values,

What the West values is smart peeps who contribute to STEM subjects. But, that is also true of the East and the North and the South.  

or too paternalist, or too perfectionist. Because her capabilities are at a high level of generality, and because it is optional whether or to what degree one translates them into functioning, and lastly because they seem (to me, at any rate) to form a highly plausible account of basic goods that are widely valued, I contend that their universality holds up. These are worthwhile goals to aim for.

In the sense that it is worthwhile to stay in bed watching Netflix while aiming to become an immortal angel able to fly to other Galaxies. 

It’s often assumed that the emotions and the intellect are two separate though interacting systems.

Because they are.  

Sometimes they are thought to be opposed, with emotions clouding rational judgments. Another view is that emotions tell us what we want, and the intellect tells us how to get it: ‘Reason is and ought only to be the Slave of the Passions,’ as David Hume put it in A Treatise of Human Nature (1739). Nussbaum, however, rejects the dichotomy on which both those views are based. For her, the emotions are inseparable from ethical judgments. Her first book on the subject, Upheavals of Thought (2001), builds and defends a theory in which the emotions play a vital role in moral and political philosophy.

Why stop there? Why not say farts play an equally vital role? The fact is people avoid you if you keep wailing or screaming just as they avoid you if you keep farting.  

The title is taken from Marcel Proust’s novel Remembrance of Things Past (1913) – one of many instances where Nussbaum’s knowledge and love of literature informs her philosophy (it is worth noting that her first degree, from New York University, was in Classics). In a passage used by Nussbaum as an epigraph, Proust writes that M de Charlus falling in love with Charlie Morel produces ‘real geological upheavals of thought’, causing a sudden mountain landscape of ‘Rage, Jealousy, Curiosity, Envy, Hate, Suffering, Pride, Astonishment, and Love.’

Charlus may have been intelligent but he achieved nothing. Morel made money out of him. The Great War showed that 'upheavals of thought' didn't matter. Planes and Tanks and Submarines did. The Germans had a 'hymn of hate' against England, but England prevailed because it figured out ways to sink submarines and shoot down Zeppelins and send tanks into battle.  

In the Proustian view, then, as in Nussbaum’s, emotions are not separate from thought but are a form of thought, which projects outwards to objects in the world.

Proust was influenced by Bergson. But Einstein took down Bergson's pants and made fun of his puny genitals. Vitalism is an empty slogan clutched at by stupid people.  

Nussbaum states in her introduction that emotions are ‘intelligent responses to the perception of value’.

No. They are signalling devices which may, in their origin, be 'Darwinian algorithms'. But ignoring them leads to better outcomes. In any case, they are plastic. It is easy to turn them in a direction favourable to you. 

And this has consequences for ethics:
Instead of viewing morality as a system of principles to be grasped by the detached intellect, and emotions as motivations that either support or subvert our choice to act according to principle, we will have to consider emotions as part and parcel of the system of ethical reasoning.

After which we can consider farts and burps and poking people with a sharp stick.  

Emotions therefore have an essential cognitive element.

Not if what you are doing is important. Only if the thing doesn't matter in the slightest- e.g. who wins which sporting tournament- do we let emotions run riot in the arena.  

But, Nussbaum says, we need a broad definition of ‘cognitive’ that does not entail that the emotion be formulated as a linguistic proposition by the entity experiencing it.

All emotions have been so formulated long long ago.  

That would rule out babies and nonhuman animals as having emotions, when plainly they do have them.

Both make noises which are linguistic or which we can interpret linguistically easily enough.  

To have an emotion, in Nussbaum’s theory, entails ‘thought of an object combined with thought of the object’s salience or importance’, even where this isn’t or cannot be put into words by the thinker.

You can have emotions which aren't linked to any object. Also the object may be of no importance or salience. As Hamlet says of actor weeping on the stage-  "What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba?"

Some might perhaps find it hard to accept that emotions have a cognitive component. It might seem as if an emotion as primal as, say, grief has nothing to do with cognition.

It may have a neuro-chemical cause. There are pills for that.  

After all, a cow separated from her calf feels grief; are we to ascribe a cognitive component to her moos of distress?

Sure. The cow may take certain actions after having uttered those moos. The cow-herder may be beforehand in this.  

Nussbaum would simply answer yes. The cow cannot of course express her grief in the form of a proposition. Nevertheless, her grief arises from knowledge. She knows her calf is important to her, she knows her calf is missing, and she knows this is outside her control (that is why she grieves).

Is alarmed. Some animals, e.g. elephants, grieve collectively. A Darwinian explanation can be given for this.  

The traditional split between reason and emotion has no place in Nussbaum’s account.

But not in the account of a savant doing useful stuff- i.e. working in STEM subjects.  

She emphasises, too, that there is a continuum, not a cleavage, between the emotions of humans and nonhuman animals, and between childhood emotions and adult emotions.

But emotions are excluded from 'mission critical' tasks- or even those useful tasks we are paid to perform.  

But the fact that emotions have deep roots does not mean we are at their mercy:

we may be. There are techniques for controlling them but we can recuse ourselves if we feel they would be overmastering. A surgeon is not expected to operate on his wife. A judge is not expected to sentence his own son to death.  

‘cognitive views of emotion entail that emotions can be modified by a change in the way one evaluates objects.’

No. The evaluation remains the same. I am angry with the man who killed my son. That is why I am recused from passing sentence on him. Another judge may be equally angry with the murderer but is better able to act in a dispassionate manner by strictly observing relevant protocols. It is not that the emotion is modified but that it is quarantined and thus can't affect proceedings.  

Instead of the Kantian story of a rational will forcibly suppressing unruly passions,

there is no such story. Force is not required. Dispassion- i.e. disintermediating the emotion- merely means following objective rules which have no emotional valency.  

‘we can imagine reason extending all the way down into the personality, enlightening it through and through.’ So emotions such as anger and hatred can be changed through changes in thought – which has consequences for both morality and politics.

This is not the case. Our shit continues to stink and our emotions remain emotions however rational we become. It is just that we ignore that shite.  

Nussbaum’s thought is dynamic

it is puerile. Why re-invent the wheel only to end up with a watermelon?  

– constantly developing throughout her career. Nowhere is this better evinced than in her views on the emotion of anger. In her first version of the 10 capabilities above, the capability of experiencing emotions included as an example justified anger.

This is some silly story about how all Bleck peeps should be constantly seething with rage about Slavery and Jim Crow while all Wimmin should be utterly furious that they have to sit down to pee.  

This reflects the conventional view that anger is a response to unjust treatment and fits in well with Nussbaum’s cognitive account.

It fits in well with the utter puerility of non-STEM subject instruction at the College level.  

But later she began to question the conventional view. In her book Anger and Forgiveness (2016), she develops an extraordinarily subtle psychological account of anger, and concludes that it is ‘normatively problematic’.

only in so far as farting is. The fact is norms have a representation as a deontic logic in which neither emotions nor farts feature though both may be termed permissible in some but not other circumstances.  

In fact, she wrote an essay for Aeon, ‘Beyond Anger’ (2016),

which I have discussed in detail here

outlining with her customary clarity just why anger is an unreliable guide to action in both private and public realms.

Both that essay and Anger and Forgiveness draw on the Stoic philosopher Seneca’s arguments against anger in his De Ira (On Anger).

But Europe chose to turn Christian. Christianity has a Day of Wrath.  

Nussbaum recognises that Seneca has many good arguments against anger – it is often the result of oversensitivity and self-importance, it puts too much value on rank and status, it is the sign of a weak character, it is not efficacious in deterring bad behaviour in others, and so on. But Nussbaum does not follow Seneca’s Stoic indifference all the way. Some things do matter; some of the things we get angry about do need to be remedied, and we can take steps in that direction. But anger itself should not be involved in the remedy.

If that remedy is provided in a protocol bound manner. Otherwise it may be permissible or 'righteous'.  

Anger, Nussbaum argues (following Aristotle), is Janus-faced: it looks backwards to the injury received, and it looks forwards to retaliation, or the Road of Payback as Nussbaum terms it.

This may or may not be the case. However, any reaction to any stimulus could be said to be Janus faced. But so can farting. The fart looks back to the shit in the colon from which it escaped. It looks forward to stinking up the room. Hopefully, the farter will take the hint and go to the toilet before he fudges his pants.  

The problem is that payback either involves false or incoherent ideas, or it commits us to an unwise, immoral and ultimately unhelpful worldview.

It may do. It may not.  

Suppose, in the first place, one takes the view that payback – making the offender suffer – somehow annuls the original offence. On this reading, payback leads to justice. It wipes the slate clean. The trouble is that such a reading is rooted in a fundamental error. Causing the offender to suffer does not really wipe the slate clean. The original injury is not thereby removed. Executing a murderer does not resurrect their victim. Torturing a torturer does not remove the pain and scars of those who suffered at their hands. The idea that we can somehow reach into the past via retribution and make it as though the original offence never occurred is a false and incoherent belief.

But it is a belief nobody has ever had! Why not write a book about how it is a false and incoherent belief that taking a shit will permanently remove all shit from the colon? Why do people cheerfully quit the toilet after having dropped their load? Don't they understand that they will have to return to that very toilet and drop another load the very next morning? Aristotle explained this to Alexander. The young Macedonian said 'I will invade India! In that magical country, everybody just takes one shit in their whole lifetime. The turd they produce is called Amartya Sen'.  

So that’s one justification for payback eliminated. But Nussbaum considers another: the road of status. Suppose we think of injury in terms of personal status (as indeed many people do). Somebody does me an injury. I feel humiliated, downgraded. I have lost status. But if I can retaliate, injuring my aggressor as severely as or, better, more severely than they injured me, now their status is lowered and mine is back up where it was, or even a little higher. As Nussbaum emphasises, this does actually work. Unlike the road of payback, the road of status does take me where I want to go.

It is likely that primitive Societies retaliated against those who failed to exact Tit for Tat vengeance. In other words, the penalty for failing to get payback is that you become a 'broken man' who has to seek a protector. But this means losing freedom and becoming a servile creature.  

But am I right to want to go there? Nussbaum sees this as morally problematic.

We have courts which either approve or punish 'payback'. This is a problem we know how to solve.  

A person who sees her relationship to others in terms of competitive prestige has a ‘normative focus [that] is self-centred and objectionably narrow’, as she put it in her Aeon essay.

We may say this of anyone we dislike. Martha thought she had the right to censure the Gujarati voter for electing Modi. But Modi is a great man welcomed by Heads of States which are opposed to each other. Sen & Nussbaum are useless tossers whose ideas have been rejected by electorates in their own countries.  

We will not achieve justice nor ameliorate society by thinking in this way.

Useless tossers don't achieve anything.  

Hence Nussbaum’s position that anger – where this is construed as involving a thirst for retribution – is normatively problematic.

Those capable of retribution who actually achieve it may be judged to have acted commendably or criminally. We have had Courts for a very long time. Psilosophers are too stupid to relitigate the matter at this late hour.  

And that is why more recent versions of her capabilities list leave out righteous anger.

what about smelly farts?  


There is, however, a third way: what Nussbaum terms ‘the Transition’. Like the roads of payback and status, this is also forward-looking, but in a more constructive sense. Transition-Anger takes the form of thinking ‘How outrageous! Something must be done about this!’ It pivots swiftly from the painful feeling of anger to practical planning to make things better.

What 'practical plan' have Sen & Nussbaum come up with? The fact is rights are ineffective or meaningless save if linked to incentive compatible remedies under a bond of law. Incentive compatibility is about the reverse game-theory that is mechanism design. More generally, raising 'general purpose' productivity is what raises 'capabilities'. School-girlish or Sen-tentious prattle is a waste of time.  

It is welfarist. Securing improved welfare

involves raising productivity 

may indeed happen to involve punishment for reasons of deterrence, or to incapacitate dangerous people and keep the public safe, or to reform offenders – but the goal is not to make offenders suffer, nor should harsher suffering be inflicted than is necessary to achieve deterrence, incapacitation or rehabilitation.

The fact is primitive societies can't afford to punish those on whom they depend for survival. That is why punishment is left to the after-life.  

Nussbaum allows that the emotion of anger can have some limited utility – as a signal that something is wrong, as motivation to put things right, and as a deterrent to warn others not to overstep the mark. But ‘beneficent forward-looking systems of justice have to a great extent made this emotion unnecessary, and we are free to attend to its irrationality and destructiveness.’

This happened long, long, ago. On the other hand, if you live in a rough neighborhood, being known to have a short fuse has survival value.  

Moreover, Nussbaum argues that ‘noble anger’ is an unreliable guide to action.

Which is why nobody predicted that America would launch a War on Terror or that Obama would have Osama kidnapped and killed.  

And here she hints at an important psychological truth, in my view insufficiently remarked upon: that feeling angry usually makes one feel righteous. (Indeed, people who have an uneasy sense that they might be in the wrong often get angry – at times, it seems, on purpose – and then their doubts disappear.) It is therefore not a good idea to pursue justice under the influence of anger, because the measures one takes – however unwise, disproportionate or violent – will feel justified.

Nussbaum hasn't noticed that whatever decision we take seems justified to us. 

Perhaps the most important reason for reading Nussbaum is that

if you are really stupid and did badly at skool, you feel happy that you have found a Professor who is stupider than you 

her philosophy is never divorced from the messy, complex and sometimes painful stuff of real life.

True. It is thoroughly mixed with her own faeces. Still, it warms the cockles of our heart to think of Grad Students having to digest that turd sandwich.  

This is certainly true of her latest book, Justice for Animals (2023), written in honour of her daughter Rachel Nussbaum Wichert, who

was a cat?  

worked for Friends of Animals and who died in 2019;

she developed a drug-resistant infection after a transplant operation. Guys working on better drugs are doing useful work. Nussbaum isn't doing useful work.  

and it is true of her forthcoming book. Nussbaum and her daughter had co-authored papers on animal rights; while in hospital, Rachel had read draft chapters of the new book, which applies the CA to the lives of animals.

Her next book is on plants. Many rocks are wondering when she will get round to them.  

Nussbaum is currently working on a book that will weave together reflections of philosophers on Greek tragedy with the real-life tragedy of her daughter’s death.

She will manage to get us to laugh heartily at her daughter's misfortune.  

As in much of her work, the personal, emotional and philosophical strands are intertwined, and her writing is all the more powerful for that.

Not powerful enough to keep her daughter alive. The fact is, if you shut down useless University departments and refused to give sheepskins to kids who study puerile tosh, you will have more money and talent for STEM subject research. That means stuff like finding better drugs to help people fight infections after transplant surgery. Scientific research raises general purpose productivity and hence capabilities. Gassing on about norms is a waste of resources. 

Friday, 7 March 2025

Philosophy's wilful stupidity


3 Quarks has an essay by Rachel Robinson-Greene who teaches philosophy. It is titled-  

Personal Identity and Willful Ignorance

Neither identity nor ignorance matter. Tardean mimetics of an economic type motivate most actions. 

Ada sits alone at a table contemplating whether she should drink the liquid from the glass in front of her. She’s been promised that the result of doing so will be an immediate revision to her set of beliefs.

Who believes promises? Only people who will eat shit if you promise them they will really really like it.  

If she drinks from the glass, she will believe only things that are true.

No. The moment she drinks from it, or chows down on a turd sandwich, she knows she believed at least one thing which was false- viz. a promise that was made to her by a guy who thought her a gullible moron.  It is obvious that if the drink had the magical property claimed for it then the guy offering it would be ready to drink it himself and then say whether he believes she will be stupid enough to take his offer. Whatever he says can be proved false. In other words, the drink can't have the property claimed for it. 

She won’t become omniscient; she won’t know everything. The liquid will simply replace all false beliefs she has with corresponding true ones.

The problem here is that even a 'zero knowledge proof' re. at least some of our beliefs would yield enormously valuable information. Several open questions in STEM subjects would be closed and there would be massive shifts in R&D budgets and geopolitical strategy and so forth. Interestingly, some of my beliefs are inconsistent and so I gain new information as well as better methods to use information. In other words, if an average person like me were given the magic drink then a lot of new information would be available and this would move markets. Thus the thing would become common knowledge soon enough. 

On the other hand, it must be admitted, I am very handsome and lovely which is why so many super-hot  Wakandan princesses are promising to pay me millions to deflower them. This is a negotiating tactic, I bet they can afford billions. Also, I insist they 'put a ring on it'. I want to be Prince of Wakanda.

Ada likes to think that she is intellectually humble.

Humble but as stupid as shit and very very gullible. 

She likes to believe that she generally acts in accordance with reliable processes for forming beliefs.

e.g. believing people who offer you magic beans, or a magic drink or a magic turd sandwich. 

Most importantly, Ada believes that she values truth.

She must also believe she isn't so very gullible that she really ought to be under Guardianship. What other things does she believe? That everybody wouldn't necessarily be better off if she topped herself? Or that she smells bad and her Mummy hates her? That God created man because the 'human soul' is actually a type of celestial toilet paper?  

Nevertheless, she can’t shake the feeling that drinking from the glass would be a kind of suicide.

Fuck suicide. There are some beliefs you have which, if you find they are untrue, might cause you to take an axe to your kith and kin. Also, you'd feel morally obliged to quit your job as Pope. Btw, I passed out of Pope Skool in 1974- I traded my comic books for a diploma from there- and then Virendra Fernandes's Mum, who was the Archbishop of Goa at that time, got we on the wait list for Pope.  There might be a Cardinal or two ahead of me in the queue but they're really really old so, bottom line, everybody will be kissing my ring by the end of the decade. 

In The Sources of Normativity, philosopher Christine Korsgaard argues that reasons for action spring from what she calls our “practical identities.”

But most 'reasons for action' are wholly impersonal. It doesn't matter which person does them.  What matters is whether the reward is greater than the 'opportunity cost'. 

These practical identities are ways of conceiving of ourselves that we value and hold dear.

When a subject turns to shit, you end up having to teach drooling imbeciles who aren't valued or held dear by anybody. Also their Mummies pretend not to recognize them when passing them on the street. That is why Professors have to keep talking about 'valuing' and 'holding dear' and the importance of 'recognition' and 'acknowledgment'.  

For example, I may view myself as a friend, a mother, a lover, etc.,

her students, sadly, will never have such things. Still, they may have Trust Funds and thus will get corner offices in Charitable Foundations where they can drool away their days.  

and the reasons I have for behaving in various ways are picked out by what those identities permit or forbid.

Coz a person's identity as a married man always prevents him fucking whores- right?  

The identities that provide us with overriding reasons are those we’d rather die than give up.

Unless we actually have to die- or just pay a sizable sum of money- for it.  I will defend Ukraine to my dying breath- unless Rooskis threaten to nuke me or my taxes go up. 

As Korsgaard says, “The only thing that could be as bad or worse than death is something that for us amounts to death—not being ourselves anymore.”

No. What's worse than death is taxes. We all have to die but we do a lot to ensure we pay as little death duty as possible.  

Harry Frankfurt

who started off as a bright guy in a field considered brainy. By 1976, the year Rockefeller University shut their Philosophy Dept, it was obvious that the discipline had turned to shit. 

makes a similar argument in his book, Reasons of Love. He argues that the things we care about are the sources of our reasons

Sadly, a very caring person may have shit for brains and thus may only be able to formulate very  terrible reasons. Reason is the source of reasons. Caring is the source of caring. One could say It is a volitional necessity, for nice, peeps, to care about stupid shite Philosopher's gas on about. One would be lying, but one could say that. The trick is to fart loudly every time you say 'volitional necessity'. 

and the things that we love create what he calls “volitional necessities”—they generate reasons for action that can’t fail to motivate us, at least to a degree. The things we love and care about define who we are and what we’re willing to do.

That's a story you tell little kiddies. If you are teaching this in College, you have wasted your life.  

Ada bonds with her sister over their shared love of music.

Ada has a sister. Isn't she a lucky girl! 'Class, what do we say to Ada? No, Timmy we don't say 'fist yo' sistah'.  We say 'give nice hugs and kisses to your sister. She loves you very much and is very proud that you are learning to tie your own shoe-laces at Grad Skool.''  

They enjoy the work of one particular artist above all others.

'Yes, Timmy. Many artists do paint using their own faeces. You are a very creative artist Timmy. That's why you have an MFA. Soon you will get a Doctorate in Moral Philosophy. Everyone will think you are really smart and they will love you and care about you and, maybe, you could even have a play-date if you stop setting fire to cats.'  

In particular, they admire this artist’s skill and creativity. They also share her values. If Ada were to learn that this artist actually didn’t write her own music,

Oh. We're speaking off a composer. Nowadays, they are all shit- more particularly if they are women.  

it would not only impact her perception of the artist, it might also impact her relationship with her sister.

If she has shit for brains- sure.  

If she were to learn that the artist was actually cruel, manipulative, or abusive, she might find her new assessment of the artist’s character at odds with her sister’s assessment. What would happen then?

Blood is thicker than water. If you have a sibling who experiences cognitive dissonance and turns against you because of a fucking artist then ask her for a kidney. If she says no, break off the relationship.  

Ada is a volunteer for a local charitable organization. Her contributions to the organization provide a great sense of meaning to her life.

Ada isn't a loser. She represents the sort of high functioning moron we hope all Philosophy students will aspire to be.  

She met most of her friends in this capacity and they’ve put together a bowling league that meets on Wednesday nights. One person from this group has become her closest friend.

She is a real person. Ada is very happy to have a friend who isn't imaginary. The two of them sit together drooling happily and making grunting noises.  

They both have mothers battling cancer,

but not very hard coz she wants to get the fuck away from Ada.  

and Ada and her friend are one another’s sources of support in difficult times.

In which case, they won't turn on each other even if it turns out the charity is fraudulent or their Mummies aren't cancer patients. The whole thing is an elaborate scam.  

The work of the charitable organization is predicated on three fundamental premises. If any of the premises turned out to be false, it would shatter her faith in the organization’s work. Where would her meaning come from then? Her friends? Her support?

People who need support get it from those who provide them with support. That's all that matters. Cognitive dissonance doesn't work in the way stupid philosophers think it does.  

Ada is married to a man with many opinions about which he seems unshakably assured. She and her husband have different interests. Because he is passionate about what he cares about, she trusts that he has good evidence for the things that he believes. Nevertheless, she is worried that, if she were to learn that the propositions he so boldly asserts were mostly false, she might come to disrespect him for his many flagrant displays of unearned confidence. What would happen to her love? Who would be her companion?

If you want someone to love get a cat. If you want to be loved, get a dog. Marriage is a partnership where there is a joint utility function. If the joint benefit doesn't outweigh annoying personal habits, it probably isn't a partnership worth preserving.

If we’re being honest with ourselves,  we must acknowledge that some of our identities

Ada has a secret identity as Cat Woman. But, if she were honest with herself, she would acknowledge that she doesn't really fight crime. She just licks herself all over while watching Garfield.  

not only involve false beliefs, but actually depend upon them. We may not know which identities fall into this category, but it is probable that some, perhaps even many of them, do.

Identities don't matter. I might pretend that my identity as a transgender penguin anti-Zionist Rabbi is very important to me but it isn't really. On the other hand, the neighbour's cat really is talking to me. It is vital that Donald Trump recognizes that I, Chairman Miaow, am the only true and rightful representative of the Rodents' Republic of Ruritania. Failure to do so will trigger World War III. 

It isn’t uncommon to be mystified by the extent to which people seem unwilling to become better informed about social issues.

Nobody is mystified by the very low status of Philosophy professors. They refused to inform themselves about anything useful or true and thus became a laughing stock. 

We wonder why they won’t critically reflect on the coherence or consistency of their positions, especially when widely known and compelling evidence provides good reason to be skeptical.

These guys won't critically reflect on their positions because they would have to resign their jobs. If you get paid to be stupid, it is smart to be stupid.  

We wonder why they refuse to engage with sources that support any position other than those they were already inclined to believe anyway. Why, we ask, do people often seem so willfully ignorant?

In this lady's case it is because she gets paid to be stupid and ignorant. I suppose she is a vegan who thinks she is battling for animal rights or some such thing. I myself only maintain this blog because I am campaigning to gain Educationally fucking Retarded status for all Iyers.  

It’s hard work crafting oneself into a fully formed person. We adopt certain aesthetics or roles because they feel authentic.

When we are 15- maybe. Then we get jobs or get the qualifications we need for those jobs. This means spending your twenties dressing like your boss in the hope people will think you are Partnership material.  

Ohers are imposed upon us by our environment. Still more arise out of trauma and grief.

Identities are mainly economic. I suppose if you teach adolescents you have to pretend to have a complex inner life whereas, the truth is, a parrot could give your lectures and a retarded monkey could write your papers.  

At a certain point, for better or for worse, we’ve invested so much time and effort into our identities, we feel that there’s too much at stake to change them.

Very few people want to change identities. Gender reassignment surgery aint as much fun as it sounds.  

We don’t want our social lives to change. We don’t want to feel differently about who we are and what we’ve done. We don’t want different kind of reasons to motivate our actions. We’d rather have stability than truth.

You can have both easily enough. The fact is, even 'zero knowledge' verification that x is true is an addition to the information set and can have a cash value.  

Ada knows she doesn’t have the best possible life, but it’s hers.

She knows that if she has extra information which confirms or contradicts her beliefs regarding the direction in which the stock market or the currency market is going, then she can get more money.  

She’s comfortable. If she is the source of the suffering of someone else, she’s not aware of it.

She'd want to know about it. 

If her decisions prevent someone from achieving full liberation, she can’t be blamed.

If she has information which would could free a person who has been wrongly incarcerated, she can be blamed. 

If her choices put our most cherished institutions at risk, it surely couldn’t be her fault alone, or perhaps even at all. S

It could. She chooses not to tell the FBI about terrorists with nukes. That's misprision of treason right there.  

he doesn’t want her identity as she knows it to be shattered.

Madoff didn't want his identity as a skilled financier to be shattered.  

She wants to go on being the person she recognizes.

As opposed to one whom she considers a stranger and reports to the police coz that stranger keeps trying to touch her fanny.  

She stands up, walks to the sink, and pours the liquid down the drain.

No. She makes the other guy drink it and, if, as she suspects, it contains a roofie, she fucks him in the ass with a chair leg. Ada is the sort of daughter any man would be proud to have.