The passage of millennia has erased almost every trace of the peregrinations of Ancient Egyptian visitors to South America save perhaps that awesome testimonial to Princess Nefertiti's pit stop in the Andes still known to us as Lake Titicaca.
I know about this coz I went to primary school in Africa. Sadly, even graduates of Latin American Studies here in London are totally unaware of this fact.
I may mention that I took a truly colossal dump on my one visit to Turin. I understand there is now a range of mountains to the north of that City known as the Alps. Apparently people ski down the slopes of my monumental turd. Why am I not receiving any royalties? Is it coz I iz bleck?
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