Saturday 5 October 2024

Anupama Rao on Shailaja Paik

 This is Prof. Anupama Rao writing about, 2024 MacArthur 'genius' awardee, Prof. Shailaja Paik's book 'Dalit Women's Education in Modern India: Double Discrimination'

I suppose Paik means that girls are discriminated against in India and Dalit girls are even more discriminated against. Yet, the truth is, it is those who attend shitty State Schools, because they can't afford even the shittiest private Schools, who are worst off regardless of caste, creed, or gender. Two caveats. Dalit Christians females can do better than upper caste Hindu girls in some parts of India because the Church has good schools. Muslim Dalit girls tend to do worst in rural areas. However, it is Hindu and Christian Dalits in Pakistan whose suffering is most extreme.

Paik describes her method as follows: “Rather than ‘going where women are,’ or ‘recovering’ women through oral histories,... the book illustrates how Dalit women were formed within the limits of historically specific practices,

This is nonsense. Dalit women were formed the same way that European women were formed. You may say that this 'within the limits of historically specific practices' but you would then have to explain why female penguins were formed in the same way as European or Dalit women.  

what [Michel] Foucault calls ‘modes of subjectivation’:

This is clearly false. Dalit women had the same status and life-chances whether they were subjects of the Queen Emperor or a Muslim Nawab or a Hindu Maharaja. They were quite literally beneath the reach of 'governmentality' or 'subjectivation'. It is no good saying the Hindu law-books- e.g. Manusmriti- was doing the heavy lifting. But once high caste Hindus fled Pakistan, how do you explain the continuance of untouchability and the complete absence of civic or civil or even basic human rights for Dalit girls- even those who have been raised as Christian? Indeed, the latter may be in greater peril because they can be used of blasphemy against the Holy Quran and sentenced to death. 

Incidentally, France had its own 'Cagot' untouchable community whom neither Church nor State could help. Only economic growth and mass emigration put an end to their abject status. One may also mention the European Gypsies and the theory that the 'Romani' and 'Domnis' from an untouchable caste in India. It seems Hitler treated them worse than any high caste Hindu ruler. 

the very processes that secure a subject’s subordination

This is done either by beating or the payment of wages 

are also the means by which she becomes a self-conscious identity and agent.

No. Women aren't donkeys. They don't like being beaten or enslaved. They don't achieve 'self-consciousness' only after some kind rapist kicks the shit out of them and starts exploiting them in a brothel or a factory floor. 

Women are different from men because, for our species, much higher 'maternal investment' in progeny means evolution has given women better screening and signalling mechanisms or strategies. Interestingly, women may gain by taking 'Dalit' status (i.e. losing ownership of land) whereas their males may lose by it. Don't forget, a vulva or nipple is always pure. On the other hand, a claim to land can get you killed double quick in an overpopulated agricultural nation. 

Voice and experience have become the unfortunate focus of much critical engagement with Dalit literature,

But 'critical engagement' means shitheads quoting ignorant nutters like Foucault or Deleuze.  

which views such writing as inherently ethnographic, a window into the life and times of otherwise inaccessible subaltern subjects.

This is precisely what the Ford Foundation and MacArthur shitheads are funding her for. She is actually 'emic'. Her parents were poor and Dalit. 

Paik instead challenges the categories of experience and embodiment, which constitute the privileged ground of feminist and Dalit history, to argue that the question of Dalit women must be posed, at the outset, as a problem of representation.

But only stupid, impotent, shitheads are doing that type of 'representation'. Meanwhile a Mayawati has come and, it appears, gone. 

Here liberal feminism’s inability to confront the exclusions of caste

In other words, the obstinate refusal of rich, White, chicks to get beaten and raped by Black pimps so as to show solidarity with the trillions of Nethan-Yahoos currently being sodomized by Joe Biden at the behest of Neo-fucking-Liberalism. 

meets with Dalit history’s focus on the community’s emancipation at the cost of ignoring the specific needs of its women.

Ambedkar Sahib should not have married a Brahmin Doctor to help him manage his diabetes. He should have married a Dalit nurse who might have done an even better job.  

Paik tempers her admiration for B. R. Ambedkar’s enlightened and far-reaching response to the woman question with her own focus on “Dalit women’s ideas and practices, as they not only actuated but extended and critiqued Ambedkar’s feminist praxis by challenging the politics of local leaders and men inside the household, howsoever limited” .

This is nonsense. The plain fact is that it was the Christian Missionaries who provided the best path forward for ALL Indian or Chinese or Turkish or Arab or African women. I guess, this was because the different European sects were highly competitive with each other. Also, through the Missionaries, you could reach America which was prepared to train women as Doctors. It was also a place where you could meet ex-slave African American heroines like Harriet Tubman or Anna Julia Cooper. 

Why didn't 'Negroes' in America get 'constituted' by evil, racist, shite of a pseudo-scientific type? If it didn't happen to them, how could it happen to Indian Dalits whom the 'Paramount Power' considered no whit better or worse than other 'darkies'? 

The signal contribution of 'Dalit Women’s Education in Modern India' thus lies in

showing that the 'Ford Foundation' turned to shit. There was a time when it actually helped India by pushing forward the Green Revolution. Now it, and the MacArthur Foundation, reward the septic shite of 'Grievance Studies' because America is part of the problem. Not till all White males chop off their own dicks can DIE be achieved. 

tracking this double movement, modes of subjectivation and the refusal and resistance to them, as dialectical processes with contingent and often-unanticipated outcomes.

There is affirmative action but that requires getting a caste certificate and availing of the benefit. There are political parties and reserved seats for Dalit candidates. I suppose one could speak of those who form Dalit parties as 'resisting' the existing set-up. Mayawati could be seen as an educated Dalit woman who enabled a Dalit party to gain power. She herself was the Chief Minister of the most populous state. 

Sadly, the problem faced by Dalits is poverty and shitty Government schools and hospitals etc. To tackle this problem, everybody- not just Dalits- has to get richer. Since Dalit parties and Dalit politicians and intellectuals don't want anybody else to become better off, though they themselves may grow rich, their 'refusals' and 'resistance' end up harming the great mass of Dalits. 


The book is divided into two sections each containing four chapters. Paik situates the oral narratives that constitute her main archive for the second half of the book in a complex economy of forces—caste reform, colonial modernity, struggles over institutional access, and movement history.

In other words, she just repeats a story well known to Indians. But it is a fairy story.  

Thus the first section of the boologies of class mobility and access to knowledge as these confronted the economic power and social resentment of Brahmins in the interwar,

Brahmins helped Dalits. It was the OBCs and Muslims who were their enemies. It now appears that Dalits may lose reservation in January 2030.  

when the relationship between caste, colonial state, and Dalits underwent a major shift.

Dalits who converted to Christianity probably did better than others because the Brits, in 1935, barred them from affirmative action. Also, those Dalits who concentrated on making money through private enterprise did well. But there was also a rent-seeking politico-administrative class.  

Paik draws on personal recollections, newspaper accounts, and administrative reports to explore how Dalit demands for free and compulsory education were foiled,

by the poverty of the country and the fact that Government schools are badly run. 

from the rise of novel practices of spatial segregation, to the psychological implications of the everyday repulsion that upper-caste students reflected back to Dalit and lower-caste students by refusing to share food and drink with them.

Why are people refusing to share food and drink with me? Did you know that Rishi Sunak would not even allow me to use his toilet or to draw water from his well? Indeed, when I expose myself to ladies on the Metro, they refuse to even touch my penis. It is because of discrimination of this sort, that I remain an ignorant bigot.  

The 1813 Act tasked the East India Company government with the advancement of education.

No. It permitted them to spend a small amount of money on 'the improvement of literary and scientific knowledge'. However, it lifted restrictions on Christian Missionaries who, it must be said, provided good education. But Indians were willing to spend their own money on English style education. They wanted the Government to subsidize and regulate such English medium schools. 

Decades later, in 1882, government-aided schools were opened to the public at large.

They were already open. The problem was money and lack of good teachers. From 1864 onward, the Government was authorized to levy a local cess to pay for state-aided schools but there was resistance to this. In any case, to get to compulsory education either parents had to be coerced or some payment needed to be made to them to get them to send their kids to school. But if the teachers were shit, nothing would be achieved. That is still the case. Voters don't want more money to be spent on schools because government schools are shit.  

Simultaneously, missionary societies dedicated themselves to Dalit schooling. However, both initiatives were subject to an implicit “go slow” policy as they faced social resistance from upper castes who withdrew students from “integrated” schools.

Poor people wanted to be paid in order to sacrifice the labor power of their kids. Also, educated kids would not want to work. They would become parasites.  

Private initiative fared no better. Paik offers numerous accounts of efforts by Gopal Krishna Gokhale’s Servants of India Society to encourage Dalit education, albeit without allotting adequate funds for that purpose.

Because adequate funds did not exist. India was as poor as shit.  

Reformist commitment to mass education by reformers like N. G. Chandavarkar, M. G. Ranade, and R. G. Bhandarkar

all Brahmins 

was coupled with apprehension about the social hygiene and mental fitness of Dalit students.

They knew that India was as poor as shit. Education would not raise the productivity of the great mass of the people. Parents didn't kids to become unemployable parasites. 

Meanwhile conservative voices, such as B. G. Tilak,

He was a radical. Gokhale was moderate.  

emphasized a tracked system of education, appropriate to the manual labor performed by the lower castes, that could curtail rebelliousness.

that could raise productivity rather than create a parasitical class of semi-literate agitators.  

Furthermore, resistance to mass schooling found an ingenious ally in quasi-participatory colonial institutions, such as the municipalities, which were controlled by Brahmins,

which is why they weren't utterly shit 

and later, by economically well-off non-Brahmin communities,

as opposed to starving pariahs 

not to mention local school boards.

rather than local bootlegging syndicates 

Paik notes that with the onset of dyarchic government in the 1920s, “the transfer of power to school boards was brutal for Dalits”

No it wasn't. Still, Dalit politicians gained by making such claims. The truth was obvious. India was as poor as shit. Nobody in their right mind wanted to teach useful stuff. No doubt, some missionaries and idealogues wanted to brainwash kids but they reduced productivity and employability. 

Still, those with a bit of money could relocate their kids to a place where they could get good enough education at an affordable price.  

: commitments to equal access

there was no such commitment. On the other hand, the Viceroy was obliged by law to come and wipe the bum of every starving Indian person.  

were foreclosed by

the fact that India was as poor as shit and, anyway, nobody in their right mind wanted to teach in the villages. 

the inequities of political and economic power, and the persistence of caste dominance in new forms and spaces.

Saying 'boo' to caste dominance will magically create enormous wealth which can be used to hire teachers from Uranus to work in every village. Also, Viceroy Sahib will come and wipe my bum. 

Dalits were far from docile.

They were as poor as shit- unless they set up a business and grew rich.  

Paik tracks the growth of Dalit protests at social exclusion in schools after 1920, especially challenges to the separate drinking water system.

At that time people of different religions had 'separate drinking water systems'. Untouchability was a primitive pathogen avoidance strategy.  

This chapter records the unfolding of a student strike against that system in Foras Road Municipal School in Bombay in 1929,

Foras Road runs through the oldest red light district in Bombay.  

which saw counter-response by upper castes who shut down the stock exchange and a protest against uppity Dalits by the upper-caste headmaster of the Agripada school.

This was also when some Dalits took to burning the Manusmriti. 

Such protests were a response to private initiatives, including by Ambedkar’s Bahishkrit Hitakarini Sabha (Society for the Welfare of the Excluded), which followed upon numerous local initiatives by Dalits across the region, and by V. R. Shinde’s Depressed Classes Mission to establish separate schools, though these were never as numerous as in Bengal, or the Tamil country.

The Dalit activists made the same discovery as the Missionaries and the Government (which, in theory, could have prosecuted parents who didn't send their kids to school). This was quite sad. Kids from poor families who went to half-way decent schools wanted to adopt the superior hygiene and cuisine of the better off kids. But their parents were unable to provide any such thing. Moreover, by then, the competition for 'white collar jobs' was intense. If the kid stayed in school, not only would he hate his parents, he would also not be able to feed himself after completing his education. The fellow would become a pimp or gangster. His life would be miserable, brutish and short. 

Poverty is caused by low productivity. Raising productivity is good for everybody. But 'Grievance Studies' and paranoid politics refuses to accept this. If some have little or nothing it must be because of 'dominance' or 'hegemony' or 'subjectivation'. Did you know there are thousands of homeless people in America? Does Joe Biden come and wipe their bums as is mandated in the Constitution? No! He is even refusing to undergo gender re-assignment surgery! This shows the power of Neo-Liberalism which is totes evil.  

Ambedkar also argued for free and compulsory schooling,

which, in theory, Bombay Presidency already had 

and struggled to mobilize public funds for that purpose.

The Princely State of Travancore had discovered that the only way you can get universal attendance is by paying the poorest families. India could not use coercive means because the people were not 'docile'. If you are as poor as shit, you literally have nothing to lose.  

While the chapter focuses on the issue of Dalit schooling under conditions of severe inequity,

poverty. There were some very nice and sweet people in Bombay who discovered the heart-breaking reason why very poor parents weren't sending their kids to school. Sadly, they didn't draw the obvious conclusion. Raise productivity. Fuck paternalism. Just get the rural girls into giant factory dormitories and overtake Japan in industrial output.  

it ends by noting efforts by Congress to shift focus away from the issue of free and compulsory education toward the cause of education for girls. Indeed by 1940, “upper-caste men appeared to reason that by replacing government high schools with girls’ schools, they would set women against Dalits, creating a rivalry between the two marginalized groups”.

Nonsense! Congress, under Gandhi, was promoting a wholly useless 'Basic Education' such that kids would pay for their own education by spinning cotton. An English lady- a qualified teacher- who was part of this racket noticed that the yarn the kids produced (like the yarn almost all Gandhians produced) could not be used for weaving. Her ingenious idea was that it be used for scrubbing blackboards and that the State should pay for this. But, by 1937, Bombay was ruled by Congress. In other words, its own members were having to pay taxes so as to finance the implementation of its policies. Clearly, Gandhian education was a money pit. So it was quietly abandoned. People spoke less about education and more about the cruelty shown by Viceroy Sahib who was neglecting to come and wipe their bums.  

The third and fourth chapters of this section on Dalit women’s education precede a chapter that asks what education meant for Dalits and lower castes.

It meant your kids come home and shout at you for being dirty and eating inferior food. Why can't you be like the Mummies and Daddies of the rich kids? Also, could you please buy me a complete set of the Encyclopedia Britannica?  

Paik notes that Ambedkar’s focus on integrated schooling was distinctive when compared to Jotirao Phule’s

Phule was of a 'touchable' caste. Inspired by a female American Missionary, he set up a school for Dalit girls. His father threw him out of the house. Some Dalits gave him a bit of money and so he was able to reopen the school and it began to receive a small subsidy. Sadly these schools shut down within a few years. Perhaps European donations dried up after the Mutiny. But, equally likely, he had other interests. After all, he was a fairly successful businessman with a growing political presence. 

It must be said, conversion to Christianity was the best way forward for smart people. True, the Missionaries were boring bigots and your own people would call you a 'rice bag', but Western Education really is worth acquiring though, obviously, getting the fuck out of India is even better.  

arguments half a century earlier for developing intellectual confidence among Dalits and lower castes through separate schools,

conversion was better. Ambedkar's mistake was to convert to a boring and stupid religion which had spread untouchability all the way to Japan. Indeed, the Japs only started to progress after they burned down Buddhist temples (which held the official birth (and thus caste) records) and beat the monks so as to encourage them to get married and get a fucking job you lazy sack of shit.

and when contrasted with Gandhi’s argument for separate schooling as a stopgap measure

there was no such argument. The maha-crackpot wanted all kids to attend his shitty 'nai talim' schools so they could learn to spin cotton and talk bollocks.  

while generating upper-caste consent to integrated schooling.

Which was already available. 

Paik connects these projects of transformative education with such thinkers as Antonio Gramsci,

unknown to Indians at that time. The sad fact is, it was his fellow Socialist- Mussolini- who raised school attendance in Italy. But, it must be said, Italy has always had outstanding schools and Universities. 

Franz Fanon,

whose country decided to remain part of France. He was irrelevant to India because the Army proved very effective at killing Commie nutters. 

Paulo Freire,

whom only a couple of crazy Jesuits had heard of 

and John Dewey, whose investment in civic education and the autonomy of critical thought had a deep impact on Ambedkar.

Ambedkar knew that the US was rich. Its workers were highly productive. Dewey had salience there because of the massive improvement and expansion of the State funded High School system between about 1911 and 1938.  

Dalit women’s education was forged in this context of viewing education as the right to think.

No. It was forged in the context of nutters who thought that pretending to help Dalit women would cause people to think well of them. They might give the nutter money and praise. 

Education isn't about the 'right to think' which everybody already has along with the 'right to dream' and the 'right to fart'. It is about raising productivity. The problem with the Indian education system- but also non-STEM Higher Education in Amrikaka- is that reduces productivity and employability for many. 

Across two rich chapters Paik addresses the unique relationship that was forged between Dalit reform, women’s public participation in politics, and the quiet but profound transformations that ensued from becoming educated.

That relationship simply did not exist. True, at a later point, Mayawati decided not to pass the Civil Service exams but to go to work for Kanshi Ram's outfit (which started out as a Trade Union for Dalit Public Sector employees). She had courage and great political skill and thus got to be Chief Minister of U.P.  

She argues that concerns with sexual respectability and bourgeois morality compromised the project of female education from the start.

What compromised it, is that it was useless for poor girls- i.e. the vast majority. True, an educated courtesan could earn more and some families wanted educated daughter-in-laws so the grand-kids would have a head-start. But the number of such families was limited by the poverty of a country which could only support a relatively small number of decently paid white-collar jobs.  

“There was a major concern with women’s ‘difference’ that resulted in much public debate about curricula, syllabi, textbooks, and even the best location for girls’ education.

There wasn't much debate and, in any case, what was taught was what it was possible to teach. This depended on the quality of the teacher which in turn depended on how much money was available to pay him. 

Hence, a major issue in women’s education was the emphasis on a ‘feminised’ curriculum.

Rather than one which trained girls in skills commonly found amongst bulls and rams.  

The idea of curricular distinction between men’s and women’s schooling was an idea supported by Hindu reformers, such as B. G. Tilak and V. S. Chiplunkar, while only a handful of men, such as G. G. Agarkar and the sexologist R. D. Karve, supported coeducation and a single curriculum.

None had any impact. Kids were taught what it was possible and affordable to teach. Nothing more.  

Meanwhile, ideas of “protection”

i.e. not allowing passers-by to enter the premises and rape all and sundry 

pervaded institutions like Pandita Ramabai’s Seva Sadan (1889) and Karve’s Hingne home (1896) for deserted widows and upper-caste women fleeing abusive circumstances.

Even brothels protected prostitutes though, no doubt, access to them was granted in return for money.  

The fact that there were only two women from the Depressed Classes against a total of sixty-eight women in Karve’s home testifies to the “double discrimination” Dalit women faced.

No. It testifies to the fact that Dalit women were more productive and thus able to move away from abusive situations. Take the case of the multi-millionaire Dalit entrepreneur, Kalpana Saroj. She was married off as a kid but beaten by the in-laws. So she moved back home and got a job in a factory. There was no question of her having to stay with the husband's family to protect the 'izzat' of the community. Later, she took a small loan under a Government scheme, remarried and became a wealthy industrialist.  

Paik’s analysis of the different emphasis of Dalit women’s education, its focus on svaabhimaan (respect) and svaavalamban (self-reliance) is the crux of her argument.

It is a foolish argument. If you aren't productive, you are a parasite and thus lack both items. Education is about productivity. What these two Professors are engaging in is not pedagogy. It is paranoia.  

She reminds us that the Starte Committee noted in 1927 that of 1,983,415 girls from the Backward Class, 5,739 girls were receiving primary education, while another 159 girls were in middle school. Only one girl was in high school, and none was receiving university education.

I would like to remind her that lineages with high productivity did not accept 'Backward Class' status even if others shunned them on religious or other grounds. The fact is, the European was 'untouchable' to the High Caste Hindu- as Tagore's novel 'Gora' showed. The Chinese writer Lu Xun wrote the Chinese have two different words for 'barbarian'. One is 'barbarian'. The other is 'Lord'. 

Dalit women were all too aware, and demanded educational equality, not merely differential access.

One or two may have done so. The rest were more sensible. It was obvious that India's problem was low productivity. Shitty education was one reason for this. What women- and men- needed was access to higher productivity employment. Obviously, nobody actually wanted such jobs for themselves. But they wanted everybody else to do them.  

“Caste identity, rather than gender, was the primary framework of political identity.

Dalits in Muslim dominated areas would realize that creed trumped caste. Hindu India might be bad. Pakistan was Hell fire.  

While Dalit women battled to recover their individual and collective self-esteem, and to uplift their community, they also faced social discrimination at the hands of their upper-caste ‘fortunate’ sisters” .

Fortunate people socially discriminate against me. Did you know Beyonce refused to come to my birthday party?  

Indeed the unmarked universality of liberal feminism

which had zero political significance in India. Mamta is perfectly happy to protect rapists.  

confronted Dalit women’s claims to equality through struggle and solidarity: when they elided caste to claim gender equality, upper-caste feminists found themselves confronting Dalit women’s demands for a practical illustration of equality across the divide of caste, class, and gender.

Nothing of the sort happened. No Feminist had any objection to Mayawati becoming CM or Meira Kumar becoming speaker. At an earlier period, Annie Beasant had promoted feminism in the South. Still, the first female Dalit politician to get elected was Dakshayani Velayudhan from Travancore. I believe she was related to the first Dalit President of the Republic. 

Paik introduces us to the spate of organizational activism in which Dalit women were involved, from participation in the All-India Dalit Mahila Congress,

There is no such thing. Perhaps the  All India Dalit Mahila Adhikar Manch is meant. It was started in 2006. I believe it is the vehicle of some Professor of Hindi. It has had zero political impact.

to the establishment of an Untouchable Women’s Society in Amravati in 1921,

There was and is no such society in Amravati or anywhere else.  

and participation in the important temple-entry satyagrahas of the 1920s and early 1930s. The climax came in 1942, at the Women’s Conference of the All-India Scheduled Caste Federation (AISCF) in Nagpur when Sulochana Dongre and Shantabai Dani spoke before twenty-five thousand women.

Because of Congress's boycott of the war-effort, Ambedkar's star was in the ascendant. Shantabai Dani did have a political career in independent India.

This was soon followed by a Women’s Conference in Kanpur in 1944 attended by Dongre, while Dani was the chairperson of the Women’s Council of the AISCF that organized that Kanpur meeting, and functioned as secretary of the Bombay branch of the Scheduled Caste Federation.

Buddhist Ambedkarite politics was faction ridden and, to be frank, cack-handed. The Jatavs of UP were more sensible. 

Paik notes that while Dalit communities privileged sexual respectability and bourgeois morality, they were also adamant about the significance of female political participation and public visibility in the Ambedkarite project to create a “confident, masculine Dalit womanhood”.

Masculine womanhood sums up their oxymoronic politics.  

There was surely a deep and enduring contradiction between the focus on emancipation as a collective project by streepurush (women-men, the term coined by Phule in the later nineteenth century to signal gender equality) and efforts to regulate female sexuality

Sulochna Dongre did advocate birth-control- which was sensible. That's probably why she was soon forgotten.  

in the cause of gender modernization. Paik accepts this struggle to conceive a viable subject of political feminism but she argues, nonetheless, for a Dalit feminism that grew out of experiences of social exclusion and Ambedkarite revolution that was markedly different in character from liberal feminism.

It was stupid, ineffectual, shit. The Jatavs of UP were smart. But then, as Ambedkar had noticed, there were Jatav millionaires in Kanpur. In politics, people like Jagjivan Ram, Mayawati or Kharge have risen through political nous and the willingness to back schemes from which all will benefit.  

Paik’s second section, “Paradox of Education,”

the paradox is if you go to Yurop-Amrika but do PhD in stupid shite, you become more stupid and shittier than those who didn't go to Collidge. 

is a tour de force, which considers the ongoing effects of caste and class in shaping Dalit women’s subjectivity.

Her own 'subjectivity' is being very nicely shaped in Amrikaka, thank you very much.  

She focuses on women’s experience of gendered precarity

vaginas are precariously poised over the precipice of turning into pricks 

and spatial inequality

Amrikaka is spatially unequal to overpopulated India which is as poor as shit.  

as mutually entailed, structuring forces.

Stupid structuring forces have forced both these women to write stupid shit.  

Through a discussion of the geography of Pune’s and Mumbai’s slums, Paik argues that young Dalit women who are subject to repeated insult and humiliation in the classroom, correlate identity with the inhabitation of stigmatized space, as do upper castes who enact forms of “urban indifference” and outright casteism.

Where is the need for a discussion of geography? If people scream abuse at you and threaten to beat you, you may well feel insulted and humiliated whether you on a mountain or by the sea-shore.  

The book’s focus on the social disciplining of the senses—smell, speech, dress, gait—is a profound exercise in social psychology;

It is nonsense. Some people are smelly, speak and dress badly and have a shambling gait. This is because they are alcoholics. This has nothing to do with 'social disciplining'.  

Paik shows us that this is coeval with these young women’s fierce desire to better their lives, often via access to government incentives, to escape grinding poverty.

Old men too want to better their lives and would be very happy to get money from the Government to do so.  

Escaping to the middle class is a key aspiration,

unless you are middle class and wish to escape to the upper, rich-as-fuck, class 

and it marks an important milestone within the life of the community.

One whereby creamy-layer Dalits scream loudly and shit themselves if anybody suggests quotas within quotas.  

Yet Paik reminds us, across three powerful chapters, that Dalit women’s aspirational mobility requires a daily confrontation with caste stereotype in public, and fraught engagements in intimate life with husbands, in-laws, and children.

Nonsense! The problem is that of productivity. Kalpana Saroj was a smart entrepreneur and thus highly productive. What she daily confronts is the life of a rich and highly respected ornament to the community. She received Padmashree award from the Government after financing a film on a massacre of Dalits in her State.  

“The middle-class Hindu ideal of marriage, the unacceptability of divorce

these woman live in the past 

and the agony of perpetual oppression by men thus affected many women” .

Men were equally prone to whine about the incessant nagging their wives subjected them to. 

New sites of struggle appear even as earlier paradigms are left behind.

Those 'sites of struggle' tend to appear on Western Campuses. The problem is smart kids won't sign up for shitty 'Grievance Studies' based PhDs.  That's why the American DIE crowd has to scrape the bottom of the Indian barrel much to Vivek Ramaswamy's disgust. 

Paik’s book is a profound meditation on the enduring effects of caste, class, and gender as these affect individual lives contingently, but through the path dependency of Maharashtrian social history.

No. There are plenty of Dalit women who have taken the path of Kalpana Saroj. They may not have made as much money, but their daughters have higher life-chances and will ensure their own daughters will do so too.  

One wishes, at times, for a better sense of the complicated intellectual

nobody involved in this shite had any fucking intellect 

and political histories

Dalit women have votes and can use them to secure specific entitlements.  

that shaped the terrain Paik describes, but then we would lose sight of the everyday, and the embodied experience of Dalit gender she provides.

Why keep paranoid nonsense in view? If Dalit women really are horribly traumatized, don't give them jobs. They need to be detained in some sort of psychiatric facility. Also, they must not be allowed to reproduce.  

I would opt for the latter any day given the sheer paucity of such work,

anybody could invent such shite. I once submitted a short story to a magazine about a Dalit widow who is routinely raped by the tehsildar but whose heart only breaks when her son becomes a Merchant Banker and shits on her tits. 

and the sophistication of Paik’s analysis.

which would show why Neo-Liberalism made this an inevitable outcome. 

The publication of Paik’s book coincides with a rise in Dalit activism.

Modi's party was anxious to pander to Dalit voters. His government very quickly passed legislation reversing the Bench's dilution of the anti-atrocity act in 2018.

Many will recall the suicide of the doctoral student Rohith Vemula

who wasn't Dalit 

in Hyderabad after a lifelong experience with caste discrimination and social exclusion.

the boy could have studied STEM subjects and done well. Instead he went for 'Sociology of Science'- i.e. whining about CV Raman having been a Brahmin- and got involved in student politics- i.e. beating people.  

That suicide has mobilized young Dalits to challenge social exclusion and intellectual invisibility.

No it hasn't. Plenty of genuine Dalits commit suicide in IITs etc. Dalits gain by drawing attention to those who became millionaire entrepreneurs after graduating from such places. 

Set against this history of the present,

i.e. stupid propaganda 

Paik’s book is a powerful and enduring reminder of why the project of mass intellectuality is among anti-casteism’s most lasting legacies.

Mass intellectuality was the first casualty of democratic politics- i.e. it disappeared after the first general election in 1920. Look at what happened to Anand Teltumde- a former IIT professor who is married to Ambedkar's grand daughter. The fact that he was an 'intellectual' is what made him a political pariah. Nobody gave a shit when he was jailed in the  Bhima Koregaon case and so he to spend a couple of years in jail. Modi intervened quickly in the Atrocities Act Amendment agitation. But Bhima Koregaon, occurring in the same year, was stupid shit. Apparently fighting for the Brits against Indians is something for Indians to celebrate. The 'intellectuals' associated with that stupidity were senile or second rate. Let them rot in jail for a bit so as to understand that genuine politicians have zero respect for them. 


Thursday 3 October 2024

Shailaja Paik's genius discoveries

A Dalit Professor of History in America, Shailaja Paik, has won a 'genius grant' from the MacArthur foundation. She is the author of 'The vulgarity of caste' from which Scroll.in excerpted the following   

Tamasha and Tamasha women

(i.e. entertainers popular with the working class)  

were central to male bonding and to constructing manliness and male sexuality.

This is an important historical discovery. The Taliban has banned any such burlesque shows in Afghanistan. The consequence is that men have stopped forming bonds. They are no longer manly. Their testosterone levels have dropped and thus they can no longer grow beards.  

Women cultivated this dhanda (business) of Tamasha and provided the service
of sexual pleasure to men.

Who were willing to pay for it. They didn't bother with dudes who demanded to be paid for having to witness such performances. 

Beyond the sexual and the voyeuristic, this service generated the pleasure of belonging, bonding, and male homosociality.

Lacking such services, Taliban men have become loners who only form romantic attachments to goats. This is the reason their regime will soon fall apart. Also, Hamas and Hezbollah will lose all their martial qualities unless Tamasha girls are shipped out to them immediately.  

Men laughed, joked, patted each other on the back, and sat with their arms around each, having a good time watching Tamasha.

This was because the Tamasha girls were entertaining. They told good jokes and performed lascivious 'item numbers'. However, the Tamasha theatrical tradition had also been used by social reformers and political activists. 

Why did people paying to watch professional entertainers display pleasure and enjoyment? The answer is that they were men and could only gain manliness and 'homosociality' by watching women dance in a vulgar manner. This is why Indian men are still able to have sex with their wives. In Afghanistan, lack of Tamasha dancers has caused men to become impotent and to remain aloof from each other.  

They enacted their manliness and male bonding in the enjoyment of degrading Tamasha women.

They paid money to see professional entertainers entertain people in a customary manner. They were not 'degrading' the entertainers by raping them or shitting on their tits.  

In other words, Tamasha women were central to the construction of the male ego, virile manliness, muscular masculinity, and male bonding.

In which case, Taliban men must have zero manliness and lack muscles and be incapable of waging war as a military unit. 

The plain fact is, Maharashtra has plenty of pious Muslim and Hindu men who don't waste their money on burlesque shows. But they are virile and muscular.  

Tamasha women were successful if they made men feel appreciated, approved, loved, and recognised, and this success perpetuated economies of caste, class, gender, and sexuality.

No it didn't. Only a small percentage of the population waste their money in that way. What perpetuates 'economies' is economic forces. The fact that a dancer waggles her booty does not perpetuate Neo-Liberalism or Patriarchy. Even a MacArthur 'genius' must be able to understand this.  

In the mid-1990s, a group of men straight and gay – started experimenting even more with Tamasha by introducing troupes called Bin Bayakancha Tamasha (Tamasha without Women) in Mumbai.

There was a long tradition of boys taking female parts in such plays. At a later point this was reversed. In Tandon's Bhakta Nandanar, a female played the role of the Dalit saint. This did not go down well with the audience. The Saint would have been a well built man with a broad chest and powerful voice.

Madhusudan (Madhu) Shinde, a Dalit-Chambhar (leatherworker caste), transgender, plump, jovial artist in his early 50s, reported, “Some [dominant-caste] artists like Anil Vasudevan and Pramod Kandalkar – both of whom were trained as Bharatnatyam [classical] dancers – experimented with Bin Bayakancha Tamasha.” Vasudevan and Kandalkar made innovations to their own dance programs by appropriating Dalit arts and eventually organised an all-male dance troupe. As a result, some leading straight but mostly gay male artists worked with other men, trained them through repeated rehearsals, and reintroduced them to perform as women. Many gay and straight men attended these shows.

Because they liked that form of entertainment. It wasn't the case that Neo-Liberalism or Patriarchy or Manu Smriti forces people to watch a drag show so as to perpetuate the incessant sodomy of trillions of innocent Netan-Yahoos by a toxically masculine Joe Biden.  Incidentally, Kamala Harris is not a Tamasha girl. It is Lloyd Austin's lasciviously twerking which fires up sleepy Joe's priapism. 


Madhusudan

which means slayer of the demon Madhu 

preferred to be called “Madhu” (honey) – the ambiguous twist being in the name, which could be a woman’s or a man’s name and it means sweet as honey.

It could also mean mead- an alcoholic beverage.  

Madhu wanted themselves and their co-workers to portray the “perfect” and “real” woman: “My dancer friends think by increasing the size and lifting up their padded chests, they look sexier [like women]. However, this picture of breasts – big, tight, with upward push – is artificial. Had you seen them earlier, you would have laughed your head off. One of the fundamentals of portraying a woman is to have ‘downward-slanting small breasts.’”

Fuck! This dude just described my pendulous man-boobs. Maybe I should give up twerking and become a cross-dressing lavani dancer.  

Along with dancing, Madhu is also a choreographer, arranges for dance costumes, and manages dance performances for the government, schools, private housing societies, and so on.

Thus perpetuating Neo-Liberalism, not to mention Joe Biden's sodomizing of trillions of trembling Netan-Yahoos.  

Bin Bayakancha Tamasha queered Tamasha and Lavani and mocked the ashlil of Tamasha through an exaggeration of heteropatriarchal assumptions in neoliberal India.

Ashlil means indecency or vulgarity. I suppose the 'heteropatriarchal' assumptions in neoliberal India is that women aren't as ugly as shit. This is unforgiveable mockery of not just Indian women but also trillions of Netan-Yahoos being brutally sodomized by Joe Biden. 

The dancers experimented with new ideas, new sites of contestation and variability,

by wiggling their behinds in a manner deconstructive of the catachresis of the imbrication of the ipseity of the anterior posterity of the mimesis of Biden sodomizing trillions of Netan-Yahoos- much to the disgust of Hamas.

new performativities, to once again both transgress and reinforce gender boundaries

transgressing gender boundaries weakens them. It does not reinforce them. That is why, if your wife shows you her dick on the wedding night, you should get a divorce.  

and hyperpatriarchy,

crossdressing does not reinforce this. That's why Daddy isn't thrilled if sonny boy puts on his sister's frock and has sex with sailors.  

thus signaling a need to inquire into the formation of homosexualities in Tamasha and in India.

I have never felt any such need. The fact is, our sexuality, like our gender, is mainly a matter of genetics.  

Bin Bayakancha Tamasha exposed the failure of heterosexual regimes and brought into relief the supposed quality of heterosexual performativity.

Whereas the Chippendale dancers exposed the failure of Lesbian regimes of being joyless shitheads.  

Anand Satam, a Vani (grocer, high caste) transgender (or “TG” as they called themselves) artist who worked with Bin Bayakancha Tamasha for seven years, emphasised that Vasudevan and Kandalkar said, “This idea is going to fly, just [wait and] watch! And it did, eventually. You attended the performance and you found it fantastic and successful!”

This woman is obsessed with caste. Homosexuals aren't picky in such matters. It is a dick's size which counts. 

Similarly, Ravi Sangamnerkar, a male choreographer training Tamasha and Lavani women, was ecstatic about Bin Bayakancha Tamasha: “Look how [these men are] outperforming women,” he stated, and yet he forgot how gay men were excluding women

from their dicks 

but also preserving the figure of the Tamasha woman through their exaggerated feminine identity, thereby contesting and reproducing norms.

and gaining access to dicks. Did you know that any time a rent-boy gets a customer, he is taking the food out of the mouth of a hard-working prostitute?  


Bin Bayakancha Tamasha people appropriated Dalit Tamasha legacies and reconstructed the hypersexualised femininity as a fundamental function of dominant-caste patriarchies and re-idealised bourgeois forms of heterosexual exchange by inhabiting idealized notions of sexuality.

This 'genius' historian forgets that women had appropriated male dance forms like Kuchipudi or else had received instruction from male dancers who established the canon. It was not the case that Dalit women developed any such types of commercial entertainment precisely because they lacked working capital and social connections. However, certain banjara (gypsy) communities may have had their own indigenous repertoires.  

However, at the same time, some like Madhu repeatedly mocked, inverted, and invaded patriarchal power with their swelling feminine presence and breached it with the plump belly that could not be controlled by the waistband.

Patriarchal power is not breached by a dude with a pot belly even if he is as queer as fuck. I hope this lady spends her MacArthur grant money testing her hypotheses about the link between Tamasha girls and 'hyperpatriarchy' in Taliban ruled Afghanistan.  

In the new millennium, touchable transgender communities

It simply isn't true that transgender Indians practice untouchability that too 'in the new millennium'.  

have increasingly turned to Tamasha and Lavani as modes of sexual expression, art, and livelihood.

That may have been a fad in one or two districts. 

In doing so, they exceeded the limitations of dominant culture,

this is a subaltern, not a dominant, culture.  

broadened the coordinates of the Dalit struggle,

because what Dalits are really worried about is transgender folk taking their jobs 

and opened a space for new alliances, solidarities, and politics.

between drag artists and the Taliban?  


And yet, none of TG artists I interacted with said anything about their reinventing and mobilising of Bin Bayakancha Tamasha being rooted in the sex-gender-caste complex that led to differentiation, exploitation, and stigmatization.

Because that shite only existed in this silly lady's mind. Still, the Americans are a credulous people.  

At least, they did not mention it.

Whereas, her hairdresser would talk of nothing else.  

Sexuality is not free floating, and we need to analyse it in the contexts of caste violence and caste patriarchy.

No we don't. If you move from a place where there is caste violence and caste patriarchy to America where neither exist, your sexuality does not change. On the other hand, your wife may leave you when she finds out about community property and alimony and the fact that, in America, men don't demand a cooked breakfast in return for sex.  


The all-male sociability that Bin Bayakancha Tamasha invites and constitutes persists, eliding the Dalit woman performer’s labor and the sexual-caste logic that dictates it

Nobody gives a fuck what caste the performer belongs to. Also, it appears, they don't care if she has a vagina. It seems, all they want is entertainment.  

. Like Dalit Tamasha women, transgender men rearranged complex ideological relationships of assimilation, appropriation, and challenge for a different purpose and political possibility;

Neither female nor male entertainers gave even a second's thought to stupid shite about 'ideology' which this crazy lady is paid to gas on about.  

however, they did not adopt an anti-caste perspective or worldview or pay attention to the logic of the caste order and brahmanism that transcends individuals.

Because they were making money by telling bawdy jokes and shaking their booty. Similarly, lap-dancers in America are not paying attention to the chrematistic effect, on dollar denominated portfolios, of prolonged contango in critical Commodity Markets. This is not because there is no such effect. It is simply the case that earning money by waggling your buttocks is difficult enough without having to fill your brain with nonsense. 

Nevertheless, no one vision, one anti-caste thought, or one resolution is possible for this history.

This stupid woman neither knows or cares about the actual history of what she describes. She is an entrepreneur in the Grievance Studies racket who spouts some illiterate faux-Marxist jargon so as to cover over the utter worthlessness of her 'research'. Still, she is genuinely Dalit and genuinely stupid and thus deserves affirmative action.  

The supposedly rational, scientific, and academic approaches to Tamasha artistry

don't exist. The thing is low-brow entertainment and either makes its practitioners a bit of money or else is abandoned.  

represent new wounds in the battles between the proponents and opponents of shil-ashlil-manus-assli and continue to hurt hereditary Dalit artists whose lives were easily indexed as backwards, disgusting, dirty, vulgar, and corrupt.

Easily indexed by this Dalit lady who managed to get a scholarship to the US. Only if all Tamasha artists can gain Green Cards in a similar manner will there be any real battle or real wounds suffered in that conflict. 

Dalits cited, twisted, queered, and deeply engaged with the assli discourse of the Marathi state and painfully reiterated elite norms.

Sarkar is not content to fuck over Dalits. It is now turning them Gay! British should return to rule over India to end such atrocities.  

The success of their politics lay not in producing a pure, political opposition

because they kept quarreling with each other 

but in forging possibilities for their futures from presumably impure resources and precarious positions and expanding categories of manus and assli.

So, they forged nothing worth talking about. By contrast, Kalpana Saroj- a Dalit from a more deprived background than this lady- got a micro-loan from the Government and became an entrepreneur. She is worth more than 100 million US dollars. A dozen years ago, she produced a movie on the Khairlanji massacre of Dalits. 

There are Tamasha girls who made wise investments and whose families have prospered. But Kalpana Saroj, not this MacArthur genius, should be their role model.  

Dalit artists’ virtuous selves entangled with their community continue to puncture the neat, educated, and smart Dalit modernity of their caste fellows to exercise their few modes of agency surviving the structural violence of ashlil caste and untouchability.

This would also be true of artists of any community who perform in disreputable venues. Even rent-boys who take it up the arse only in Mayfair alleyways find themselves subject to adverse comment when they attend Cabinet Meetings. At least that was the case when Rishi Sunak was PM. Sir Keir Starmer may be more broadminded.  

Their politics, different voices and dialogues deserve attention

nobody deserves the attention of this imbecile 

as it continues with recent insurgencies,

The Taliban were successful insurgents. Transgender dudes prancing around- not so much.  

transplanted to an even more diverse global theatre.

Tamasha is regional. Still, so long as Maharashtra's economic rise continues, it is likely to grow in sophistication and there will be greater 'cross-over' into Bollywood and from there into 'global' theatre. But no thanks will go to this 'genius' for her paranoid and deeply patronizing book. Still, I suppose she ticks all sorts of 'woke' boxes. The Americans are welcome to her.  

Audrey Trushke on the Mahabharata

The Great War was an apocalyptic war between Imperial cousins which made the end of European Imperialism inevitable. The Mahabharata- an Indian epic which featured a great war between Royal cousins- gained salience during this horrible time. In particular, the 'Bhagvad Gita'- a chapter from that epic- captured the imagination of many who had witnessed the horrors of trench war.

Interestingly, the key to understanding the MhB was provided by a German Jewish female mathematician- Emmy Noether- in 1918. Her theorem showed that a system which has been built up on the basis of symmetries, will have conserved properties corresponding to those symmetries. The MhB is a 'non-dissipative' system which conserves karma- which is a law of causation through time applicable to individual souls- and dharma- which is the moral law which relates agents to each other across space. How this is done is by ensuring symmetry is maintained such that every episode and every agent has a 'dual' such that the nature of the law is elucidated. Furthermore, care is taken to make each episode a 'balanced game'- even if one party is a god and the other a mortal- so that there is some drama and suspense as to the outcome. 

In this sense, as mathematical game theory was further elaborated, the MhB is indeed a tale for our times.

Audrey Trushke, writing for Aeon, says as much but does not provide the true reason for it. 


The Mahabharata is a tale for our times. The plot of the ancient Indian epic centres around corrupt politics,

There is no corruption. There are thymotic rivalries and personal affronts and vendettas. But nobody is taking bribes or betraying anybody.  

ill-behaved men

Draupati's bad behavior is mentioned as a cause for the War. The men behaved nobly enough according the thymotic code of their times.  

and warfare. In this dark tale, things get worse and worse, until an era of unprecedented depravity, the Kali Yuga, dawns.

Nonsense! Kali Yuga just means life-spans are shorter and work is more laborious. But there is an easier path to salvation available.  

According to the Mahabharata, we’re still living in the horrific Kali era, which will unleash new horrors on us until the world ends.

And starts again. But, we may gain eternal salvation during it.  


The Mahabharata was first written down in Sanskrit, ancient India’s premier literary language, and ascribed to a poet named Vyasa about 2,000 years ago, give or take a few hundred years. The epic sought to catalogue and thereby criticise a new type of vicious politics enabled by the transition from a clan-based to a state-based society in northern India.

Nonsense! It described an epic battle which occurred in remote antiquity. Plenty of the Kings and Chieftains existing at the time of its composition claimed descent from the heroes featured in it. However the 'state-based' society of Emperor Bharata had existed at a very much earlier period. Bharata was the son of Shakuntala. India is called Bharat because of him.  

The work concerns two sets of cousins – the Pandavas and the Kauravas – who each claim the throne of Hastinapura as their own.

Nope. The Kauravas rule Hastinapura. The Pandavas rule Indraprastha. Sadly, their eldest brother gambles it away.  

In the first third of the epic, the splintered family dynasty tries to resolve their succession conflict in various ways, including gambling, trickery, murder and negotiation.

There was no succession conflict. The Pandavas moved to Indraprastha and established their own city. It is related that the head of the Kauravas mistook polished marble for a pool of water and vice versa. Draupatic, the common wife of the Pandavas, laughed at him. That's why he wanted revenge. There is a similar story about the Queen of Sheba in the court of King Solomon. 

I suppose you could say there was bad blood between the cousins because of the childhood pranks of one of the Pandavas. However, the MhB explains that all these ostensible causes of the war were actually part of the Divine plan. One could say that the Kauravas represented the older thymotic society of the warriors while the Pandavas represent the new commercial outlook of the emporium cities.  

But they fail. So, war breaks out,

as it was foreordained to do.  

and the middle part of the Mahabharata tells of a near-total world conflict in which all the rules of battle are broken as each new atrocity exceeds the last. Among a battlefield of corpses, the Pandavas are the last ones left standing. In the final third of the epic, the Pandavas rule in a post-apocalyptic world until, years later, they too die.

Iron age epics end in this manner. For a while great heroes are animated by something nearly Divine. Then they grow old and die in a greyer world.  

From the moment that the Mahabharata was first written two millennia ago, people began to rework the epic to add new ideas that spoke to new circumstances.

But they were careful to 'balance the books' by creating a dual for each episode or character.  

No two manuscripts are identical (there are thousands of handwritten Sanskrit copies), and the tale was recited as much or more often than it was read. Some of the most beloved parts of the Mahabharata today – such as that the elephant-headed Hindu god Ganesha wrote the epic with his broken tusk as he heard Vyasa’s narration – were added centuries after the story was first compiled.

But all such additions (or recoveries from some other Ur-text) were careful to preserve relevant symmetries.  

The Mahabharata is long. It is roughly seven times the length of the Iliad and Odyssey combined, and 15 times the length of the Christian Bible. The plot covers multiple generations, and the text sometimes follows side stories for the length of a modern novel. But for all its narrative breadth and manifold asides, the Mahabharata can be accurately characterised as a set of narratives about vice.

No. It is about karma and dharma. If you uphold dharma you gain merit. If you fail to do, you will suffer karmic consequences. The MhB elucidates many aspects of Vedic religion and law. However, it shows the way to a theistic occasionalism which can be embraced by non-Vedic people.  

Inequality and human suffering are facts of life in the Mahabharata.

No. They are the consequences of failure to uphold dharma or are the fruit of bad actions in previous lives.  

The work offers valuable perspectives and vantage points for reflecting on how various injustices play out in today’s world too.

No. You actually need to know current law and economics to understand such things. We don't live in remote antiquity and can't get married to fairies or ogres.  

The Mahabharata claims to show dharma or righteous conduct – a guiding ideal of human life in Hindu thought – within the morass of the characters’ immoral behaviours.

 No. It refers to a pre-existing, quite diverse, tradition of dharmic texts and teachings. However, these injunctions are defeasible.

But the line between virtue and vice, dharma and adharma, is often muddled.

No. Symmetries are carefully maintained such that dharma and karma are conserved properties of the system. The thing is not a hodgepodge. I suppose the 'book keeping' rule for its composition was simple enough. That's what makes the book as a whole 'balance'.  

The bad guys sometimes act more ethically than the good guys, who are themselves deeply flawed. In the epic’s polychromatic morality, the constraints of society and politics shackle all.

No. People who are rash do silly things which lead to their own suffering. We might say 'don't be like Yuddhishtra who was crazy about dice games' or 'don't be like Draupati, who could not control herself from laughing at the discomfiture of a guest'. 

Nobody is shackled. On the other hand, their actions were preordained. But if we knew God had preordained our actions, we would perform them all the more willingly. 

Bhishma, a common ancestor

he is celibate and thus can't be anybody's ancestor 

and grandfather-like figure to both sets of cousins, is a quintessential Mahabharata figure. Loyal to his family to a fault, he takes a vow of celibacy so that his father can marry a younger woman who wanted her children to inherit the throne. Bhishma’s motivation, namely love of his father, was good, but the result of denying himself children was to divert the line of succession to his younger brothers and, ultimately, their warring children.

Nothing wrong in that. Bhishma was the son of Ganga. He should have been killed as a baby as had been preordained for his own felicity.  

Appropriately, Bhishma’s name, adopted when he took his vow of celibacy, means ‘the terrible’ (before the vow, he was known as Devavrata, ‘devoted to the gods’). Bhishma remains devoted to his family even when they support the Kauravas, the bad guys, in the great war.

So does the common Guru of the cousins. They abided by their dharma. But, it was clear that the thymotic age was coming to a close. The future lay with the commercial emporium cities where the Vyadha (butcher) gained wealth.  

Sometimes even the gods act objectionably in the Mahabharata. Krishna, an incarnation of the Hindu god Vishnu, endorses dishonesty on more than one occasion.

 Which is fine because he is God and can do no wrong. The narrative tension in the MhB arises from seeing whether the author will be able to find a way to preserve symmetries without sacrificing anything of aesthetic value. My pleasure in re-reading the MhB is to find some new (apoorva) subtleties which the author used but which, on previous readings, I had failed to grasp. 

Even when Krishna advocates what the epic dubs dharma, the results can be hard to stomach.

For stupid people who don't understand the symmetries on which the epic is built up.  

For example, when Arjuna, the third Pandava brother and their best warrior, hesitates to fight against his family and kill so many people, Krishna gives an eloquent speech that convinces him to plunge into battle.

No. Krishna fails to convince him. He has to reveal his 'universal form'. What is interesting is that Arjuna could have got this anyway but then he would have discovered his true eldest brother was Karna. Since Karna wanted to either kill or be killed by Arjuna, the Gita reveals the subtle way in which even incarnate God is 'gamed' by his own game-plan such that, not Krishna, but Karna's will is done. 


Krishna’s discourse to Arjuna, known as the Bhagavadgita (‘Song of the Lord’), or Gita for short, is often read as a standalone work today,

it is the dual of the Vyadha Gita which deals with the dharma of the principal as opposed to the agent. But the Vyadha is twinned with the Nalophkyanam which says that the principal should master statistical game theory to avoid 'Vishada' depression. This is subtle stuff. Even Andre Weil didn't understand this though he knew both Sanskrit and Mathematics.  

and revered by many across the world for its insights on morality and even nonviolence. In the 20th century, Mahatma Gandhi understood the Gita to support nonviolent resistance to colonial oppression.

Weil thought its message was to desert from the army. This almost got him killed. Apparently, his pal, Vijayraghavan was a Gandhian. Being a great mathematician doesn't prevent you from doing stupid shit. The Gita says 'do your duty. Fight!' Weil thought it meant 'run the fuck away'.  

In the Mahabharata’s plot, however, the Bhagavadgita rationalises mass slaughter.

It was already valorized as the quick and certain way for warriors to gain Valhalla.  If you don't want to be a soldier, resign from the army and go do something else. 

‘Mahabharata’ translates as ‘great story of the Bharatas’, the Bharatas being the family lineage at the centre of the tale. However, in many modern Indian settings, ‘Mahabharata’ means a great battle.

Because it truly is an epic battle which engrossed kids like me.  

War is the narrative crux of the epic. The war that settles the succession dispute between the Pandavas and the Kauravas

there was no succession dispute. The question was whether the Pandavas would get back their own kingdom.  

draws much of the world into its destructive whirlwind. Along with peoples from across the Indian subcontinent, Greeks, Persians and the Chinese also send troops to stand and fall in battle.

Sadly, the Americans didn't show up. They thought the only good Indian was a dead Indian. 

The Pandavas win, but at a magnificent cost of human life.

She means 'terrible'. However it is the 'night-slaughter' of women and children which is most horrific. 

The epic compels readers to imagine that human cost by describing the battle in excruciating, bloody detail over tens of thousands of verses. The Pandavas kill multiple members of their own family along the way, including elders who ought to be revered.

They were revered. Then they decided to lay down their own lives. Not a bad way to go even if Bhishma prosed on at inordinate length.  

Their victory is further soured by a night raid in which, on the last night of the war, the few remaining Kauravas creep into the slumbering Pandava camp and kill nearly everyone, including all the victors’ sons.

But one of them is brought back to life so that the dynasty continues.  

After the slaughter, when blood has soaked the earth and most of the characters lie dead, Yudhishthira, the eldest of the five Pandavas, decides that he no longer wants the throne of Hastinapura. What is the point of ruling when you got there only through deceit, sin and death? Yudhishthira says:
आत्मानमात्मना हत्वा किं धर्मफलमाप्नुमः

This is a reference to Krishna's self-slaying through theophany (which is a condign self-praise and therefore a type of suicide) Yet, the fruit of eusebia (dharma) arises only when the self slays the self. Still, what Yudhishthira had not bargained on was that he would himself have to rule Hastinapura, which after all, would be loyal to the Kauravas and thus would look upon him an usurper 

धिगस्तु क्षात्रमाचारं धिगस्तु बलमौरसम्

This was a common trope. Warriors lament their berserker fury and must expiate their sins before returning to peaceful life.  

धिगस्त्वमर्षं येनेमामापदं गमिता वयम्
Since we slaughtered our own, what good can possibly come from ruling?
Damn the ways of kings! Damn might makes right!
Damn the turmoil that brought us to this disaster!

It is right and proper that some expiatory ceremonies are conducted and subjugated populations are conciliated so that Princes can return to their peaceful occupation of protecting commerce and promoting civilizing arts and crafts.  

Yudhishthira’s fellow victors ultimately convince him to fulfil the duty to rule, regardless of his personal inclination to retire to the forest. In an attempt to address his numerous sharp objections, Bhishma – who lies dying on a bed of arrows – gives a prolix discourse on dharma in various circumstances, including in disasters. Still, for some readers, lingering doubt cannot but remain that Yudhishthira might be right to want to shun a bitter political victory.

It is important that after a bloody conflict, there are proper expiatory ceremonies and an attempt to conciliate the recently subjugated.  


The Mahabharata follows Yudhishthira’s reign for some years. It concludes with the demise of the five Pandava brothers and their wife Draupadi. In an unsettling twist, the six wind up visiting hell for a bit, en route to heaven. This detour calls the very core of dharma, righteousness, into question, again reminding us that the Mahabharata is an epic ordered by undercutting its own professed ethics.

No. It is a marvel of consistency. Bad actions have bad consequences- even for divine beings. However, there is also a theological point. The dharma of the agent is theistic and occassionalist. That of the principal need not be so. Yudhishthira is free to chose some better dharma or path of piety. But then, so was the Vyadha who merely butchered animals, not men.  


In its philosophy and ethics, the Mahabharata proffers riches to its readers, in particular about the nature of human suffering as an ever-present challenge to any moral order.

Nonsense! The fact that I have a tummy ache because I ate too much cake isn't a challenge to the moral order. Rather it is a reproach to the planet Jupiter which I requested to kindly do my washing up because I can't be arsed. It said nothing and silence implies consent. Yet my washing up hasn't been done.  

But how does the work measure up as literature? The work is considered to be kavya (poetry). In classical Sanskrit literary theory, each kavya ought to centre around a rasa, an aesthetic emotion, such as erotic love (shringara) or heroism (vira). But what aesthetic emotion might a tale of politics and pain, such as the Mahabharata, spark in readers?

Shanti rasa. There is a purgation of the emotions by means of pity and terror. But it is the artfully constructed symmetries which are aesthetically satisfying. Karma and Dharma can take care of themselves. We- like the Vyadha Gita- can concentrate on doing well at work and having a happy domestic life. The honeyed wisdom of the Chandogya is available to us even if we aint been edumicated and are as common as muck.  

Confounded by this question, one premodern Indian thinker suggested adding a ninth rasa to the line-up that might suit the Mahabharata: shanta, quiescence or turning away from the world. The idea is that, after perusing the vicious politics and violence endemic to the human condition as depicted in the Mahabharata, people would be disenchanted with earthly things and so renounce the world in favour of more spiritual pursuits, as Yudhishthira wished to.

Fuck that. The one guy in MhB ordinary peeps- as opposed to Brahmin seers or Kshatriya warriors- we want to emulate is the Vyadha. How come he is so rich? The answer is he supplies good quality meat and thus has bigger market share and thus enjoys economies of scope and scale. Since he pays his taxes, he doesn't need to bother with either the Pundit or the Politician.  

The Mahabharata condemns many of the appalling things it depicts, but one area where its response is more tepid concerns the treatment meted out to women.

Not to mention the treatment they mete out.  

The story of Draupadi, the leading Pandava heroine, is the most well-known. Before the great war, her husband Yudhishthira gambles her away in a dice game,

This is a reference to the Vedic hymn known as the 'gambler's lament'. His own wife has been gambled away and is stripped before his eyes. The hymn ends by praising 'Krishi' or agriculture- which has its risks but which is a 'positive sum' game.  

and Draupadi’s new owners, the Kauravas, strip and publicly assault her at their court. The Mahabharata condemns this event, but Draupadi’s notorious sharp tongue also undercuts the empathy many might have had for her.

Actually, she poses a good legal question. If her husband was already a slave then he could not have a free-born woman as his wife. True, the men could rape or kill her but in that case her Royal father would have a claim against their kingdom. Indeed, he could say that any son she has is his own by putrika-putra. Nobody wants some other King to have a legal claim to their own throne.  


After she is won at dice, Draupadi argues with her captors. First, she speaks up privately, from her quarters of the palace. Then, after being dragged into the Kauravas’ public audience hall, traditionally a male space, she advocates openly about how the situation is ‘a savage injustice’ (adharmam ugraṃ) that implicates all the elders present. Her self-assertion in a hall of men works. She convinces Dhritarashtra, the Kaurava king, to release her and eventually the rest of her family. But in a world favouring demure women, Draupadi’s willingness to speak about her suffering means that she has always carried a reputation as a shrew and a troublemaker.

Not in Tamil Nadu where there are plenty of Draupati Amma temples. Tamil women very sharp tongued. Mind it kindly.  Incidentally, Draupati was born from fire with the aim of gaining revenge for her father. 

Draupadi entered the Pandava family when Arjuna won her in a self-choice ceremony. In such ceremonies, the name notwithstanding, the woman is given as the prize to the victor of a contest. However, Draupadi ends up with five husbands, when Arjuna’s mother tells him – without looking over her shoulder to see that she is speaking about a female trophy rather than an inanimate one – to split his prize with his brothers. To make her words true, all five Pandavas marry Draupadi.

She should also have been split with Karna. That was a good enough reason for him not to press his claim to lead the Pandavas.  

Nobody ever says that a bride should be like Draupadi, unless the goal is to curse the newlywed

Draupaid is a kula devam for many in my native Tamil Nadu.  

Nobody ever asks Draupadi if she wanted polyandry, and the question has rarely interested readers. However, the Mahabharata offers further justifications for this unusual arrangement that blame Draupadi. For instance, in a prior life, Draupadi had asked for a husband with five qualities; unable to find a man who had all of them, Shiva gave her five husbands. She should not have asked for so much.

She suffered no harm by it. If men can have multiple wives, why shouldn't women? The big question was whether she could treat all five equally. If the answer was yes, then she had achieved a great Vedic quality- viz. indifference between different awards of land at time when a new agricultural settlement was made.  

Draupadi has never been considered a role model in mainstream Indian cultures. Some later Sanskrit and vernacular works mock her. Even today, a refrain at Hindu weddings is that the bride ought to be like Sita, the heroine of the Ramayana.

To whom Lord Ram is faithful. 

Nobody ever says that a bride should be like Draupadi, unless the goal is to curse the newlywed.

You can say she is the incarnation of Parashakti- at least in the South.  

In the Mahabharata, kidnapping is also an acceptable way to compel a woman to marry.

No. It is one of the recognized forms of marriage provided this is acceptable to the lady. 

For instance, Arjuna falls in love at first sight (or perhaps in lust) with Subhadra but, unsure whether she would accept him, he abducts her.

Krishna, her brother, suggests this. Nowadays, the expenses of marriage have grown so great that we wish some nice boy will abduct our daughters.  

This story has been cleaned up in some modern retellings – such as the TV serial from Doordarshan (one of India’s largest public service broadcasters) – which tend to water down misogyny.

The story of Draupati is entertaining. It sticks in our minds.  Also, it gives an actress lots of scope. 

The world of the Mahabharata is stacked against women.

Did you know that Bhishma refused to undergo gender reassignment surgery? At least Arjuna spent a year dressed up as a woman. But then so did Achilles.  

Our world today looks distinct in its details, but some basic principles are not much different. For example, more than one person has compared Draupadi’s plight with that of ‘Nirbhaya’, the name given to the young woman mortally gang-raped in Delhi in 2012.

Which suggests that more than one person is as stupid as shit. Draupadi wasn't raped.  

Nirbhaya (meaning ‘fearless’) resisted her attackers, and one of the rapists later said that this resistance prompted him and his fellow assaulters to be more brutal than they would have been otherwise. Two millennia later, the corrupt ‘moral’ remains: she should not have objected to unjust treatment.

No it doesn't. What was sad was that Delhi's women refused to vote for ex-police officer Kiran Bedi who would have made women completely secure within a month of taking over as CM. Instead, women voted for Arvind Kejriwal who had a female MP from his party thrashed in his own house! Incidentally, that woman says she was raped by her daddy.  

The Mahabharata represents a world of caste and class, where bloodline determines identity.

No. It depicts a world where various dudes are the partial incarnations of various Gods. Karna's bloodline doesn't determine shit.  

Many characters try to break out of the bonds of lineage, but they usually fail in the end.

None do. It is a different matter that a young chap might disguise his caste origin to receive a particular type of instruction.  

Among the many tales in this vein, that of Karna stands out as offering harsh reflections on the limits of an individual to reshape his identity.

Nonsense! He is granted a kingdom because of his martial prowess. If he wants to take over the leadership of the Pandavas he is welcome to do so.  


Karna’s mother is Kunti, mother of the five Pandava brothers, but Karna is not counted among the five.

He could be. It is up to him.  

The story goes that, when Kunti was a girl, a sage gave her a boon that she could call any god at any time to impregnate her. Still unmarried, one night she calls Surya, the Sun god. Surya’s brilliance scares Kunti, and she asks him to leave, but he insists on seeing the matter through. And so, compelled by a male god who said she asked for it, Kunti conceives Karna.

Who is born immediately.  

This troubling conception augured Karna’s future troubled life. Kunti fears her father’s wrath if he were to find his daughter with child but without a husband. So, after giving birth, she sends Karna, her first-born son, down the river in a basket. A low-caste barren couple finds the abandoned infant and raises him as their own. The story parallels (unintentionally, most likely) that of Moses,

or Sargon 

with the classes of the birth and adopted parents reversed. Like Moses, Karna could never escape his birthright.

Hindu law said that the son born to a wife before marriage could be claimed by the father or, if the father was dead, he could claim to be of that father. Karna escapes his birthright by telling his Mum to fuck off. However he promises her that he will kill only one of her sons so that the total number will remain five.  


Karna is born with brilliant armour, inherited from his father, and other marks that he would be a great warrior. He is also drawn to fighting, which leads him, early in the epic, to enter a weapons competition in which the Pandavas and Kauravas also participate. When Karna is asked to announce his lineage, it comes out that he is the son of low-caste parents,

Not so low-caste. His adoptive father is of the charioteer caste. At Kurukshetra, Krishna is Arjuna's charioteer while King Shalya is Karna's.  

and Bhima – one of the good guys – ridicules him. Sensing a chance to make a new friend, the Kauravas – the baddies of the story – give Karna a kingdom and so make him, technically, a king and eligible to fight. At this point in the tale, nobody knows that Karna is actually the eldest Pandava and that he is already royal by birth – except for his mother, Kunti, who watches the event silently.

This is dramatic but isn't about 'caste politics'. The plain fact is, a guy who is very good at fighting can become a King or Emperor or whatever. He can pay priests to have him declared a God or a Mermaid or anything else he fancies.  


As the eldest Pandava by blood, Karna should have been king.

He could chose to reveal his identity and take over as the Pandava leader. Maybe his pal Duryodhana would not have wanted to go to war in that case.  

In fact, Krishna goes to Karna to make this argument on the eve of the great war, as a last-ditch effort to avoid catastrophe, and the conversation is one of the most interesting in the Mahabharata. The core questions are timeless: what determines a person’s identity?

The choice that dude makes.  

Can an individual reject or change who they really are?

Yes. 

Who gets to say who each of us really is?

The guy in question.  

Can we escape our destinies?

Yes because our destiny is to escape it.  


Karna refuses Krishna’s request to take his place as the eldest Pandava and ascend the throne. Instead, choosing bread over blood, Karna fights and dies with the Kauravas.

He is a warrior. Dying in battle is the best of deaths. Who cares if you win or lose? Indeed, the problem with the Kauravas is that their commanders weren't wholeheartedly committed to victory at any cost.  

But, according to Vyasa and the Mahabharata’s many unknown authors, Karna, no matter his actions, was never a Kaurava. At the end of the epic, in a scene twisted in more ways than one, Karna winds up in hell with the other Pandavas, briefly, while the Kauravas bask in heaven.

There is no twist. It was already apparent that something mysterious had happened at Kurukshetra. Someone should have remembered this was a sacred site. The two armies needed to find somewhere else to fight. But this 'vishodhana' or bloody lustration was foreordained. Lots of warriors got to go to Heaven. This was cool. Maybe there were simply too many warriors. Kurukshetra was a salutary 'shakeout'. It heralded the age of commerce and the decline of chivalry.  

The epic’s stance that we can’t transcend our births can appear very dark to modern eyes (or at least to some modern eyes) in stories that feature low-caste characters. Take the tale of Ekalavya.

A prince of the Nishadhs- just like Nala.  

Ekalavya is born a tribal (nishada), outside of the four-fold Hindu class system, but his heart is set on life as a warrior (kshatriya) and learning to fight from Drona, who taught both the Pandavas and Kauravas. Drona denies Ekalavya instruction because of casteism,

Drona was a retainer of the Bharatas. He wasn't supposed to be instructing warriors from a different tribe.  

and so Ekalavya honours a clay statue of Drona every day while learning on his own. After a while, Ekalavya’s skills exceed those of Arjuna. And so, Arjuna cajoles Drona to demand that Ekalavya slice off his own thumb, thus ensuring that Ekalavya could never shoot an arrow again.

Which is why the guy wasn't slaughtered or slaughtering at Kurukshetra. He attained immortality by his Guru dakshina. After all, he had already attained his goal of becoming the greatest archer of his age.  Some say he gained the boon of death at the hands of Lord Krishna and was reincarnated as Draupati's brother thus getting to slay Drona. As the saying goes- karma is a bitch. 

Drona does so, under the guise of asking for gurudakshina (a teacher’s fee) since Ekalavya had built a statue of Drona’s likeness. Internalising the caste prejudice that condemned him, Ekalavya cut off his thumb and was never a threat to Arjuna again.

Why the fuck would a Prince of a different tribe 'internalize' the prejudice of some other bunch of guys? The plain fact is, Ekalavya gained merit by offering the daksina demanded of him by a preceptor.  

The message is that, one way or another, varnashramadharma (moral behaviour according to one’s social class and life stage) prevails.

Fuck off! All the Pandavas and Kauravas are the biological descendants of Ved Vyas whose Mum was a smelly fisherwoman. Also, he was as ugly as shit.  

A 20th-century poem by the Dalit writer Shashikant Hingonekar puts it like this:
If you had kept your thumb
history would have happened
somewhat differently.

This is also true if everybody had shoved their thumbs up their asses so as to avoid giving it to some Brahmin dude. 

But … you gave your thumb
and history also
became theirs.
Ekalavya, since that day they have not even given you a glance.
Forgive me, Ekalavya, I won’t be fooled now by their sweet words.
My thumb will never be broken.

I had requested Shashikantji to cut off his dick and offer it to me.  Sadly, he was refusing to do the needful even though I mentioned I was Wendy O' Doniger. Personally, I blame Mallikarjun Kharge for this outcome. 


The Mahabharata claims to be about the totality of human life in a verse included in both its first and final books:
धर्मे चार्थे च कामे च मोक्षे च भरतर्षभ
यदिहास्ति तदन्यत्र यन्नेहास्ति न तत्क्वचित्
What is found here regarding the aims of human life –
righteousness, wealth, pleasure, and release –
may be found elsewhere, O Bull of the Bharatas.
But what is not here, is found nowhere.

because, by properly preserving symmetries, anything can be added to it except there would be no point and, in any case, we are too stupid or lazy to bother.  

Indeed, the Mahabharata’s promise to explore (among other things) immorality, politics, sexism and identity problems as general features of human life rings true in our times.

It really isn't that sort of shitty virtue-signaling book.  What is remarkable about it is captured by game theory (in each episode there is 'game balancing')  and Noether's theorem. This is because symmetries are carefully conserved. 

Over the past several years, politics in India and the United States have taken dark turns as both countries turn their backs on the values of pluralism

The US had genocide and slavery and a horrible Civil War. It had no 'pluralism'. India under the Brits had pluralism which is why it could neither feed nor defend itself. Independence meant partition and much less pluralism. 

and embrace ethno- and religious nationalisms.

Fuck off! The US has gotten a lot less racist during my lifetime. India, sadly, got rid of Whites though we were happy enough to import Sonia.  

Violence and death are heavily used tools by governments in both countries.

They were more heavily used in the past.  


Sexism has never gone away.

POTUS is refusing to chop off his own dick and offer it as dakshina to Wendy O'Doniger.  

It is a critical part of the current surge of Right-wing ideologies and their embrace of male privilege. Moreover, the responses to the COVID-19 pandemic are reasserting retrograde gender roles in many places across the globe. The pandemic’s toll on women’s physical safety, mental health and careers is great and growing.

This own lady's mental health was destroyed long ago- probably because she chopped off her clitoris to offer it as Dakshina to Wendy O'Doniger.  


Identity, too, plagues us.

Why can't we all be just one homogenous mass of quivering protoplasm?  

The caste system is still very much alive, in both India and the diaspora.

No it isn't. Namboodri householders don't scruple to eat food cooked by an Iyer. Caste is dead save for purposes of arranged marriage. But even there educational status and occupation are given higher importance.

We also struggle with types of oppression birthed in modernity, such as racism.

Racism was thriving when Neanderthals walked the earth.  

The Mahabharata makes no false promises of solving such problems,

whereas the Iliad and the Odyssey do- right? 

but it does offer us tools for thinking them through, now and in the future,

It does offer tools which we can put into the language of Noether's theorem, duality, and Game theory. The uniqueness of the MhB is that, in the Nalopakhayanam it shows some ancient type of discrete math being used to simulate decision problems in statistical game theory. 

even if – or perhaps especially if – that future looks dark. The epic itself foretells:
आचख्युः कवयः केचित्संप्रत्याचक्षते परे
आख्यास्यन्ति तथैवान्ये इतिहासमिमं भुवि
Some poets told this epic before.
Others are telling it now.
Different narrators will tell it in the future.

Stupid narrators will tell of it in a stupid fashion. There was a time when few people who knew Sanskrit also knew Noether's theorem or Von Neumann's game theory.  But, surely, that must have ceased to be the case by the Seventies. If Robert Aumann can find Shapley values in Talmud, why can't any smart dude (i.e. not me) give an up to date account of the 'open problems' addressed by MhB? Why are rancid nutters like Audrey still shitting upon that relatively high IQ epic? 

I get that Indians are lazy but lots of non-Indians read the MhB. Surely, they can't all be wholly ignorant of basic math? Must Ind's epics turn into a Grievance Studies ghetto? I suppose so. Academia has become wholly adversely selective.