Sunday, 3 July 2011

10 top tips for mastering micturation from Fortune 500 M.Ds

1) Delegate
2) Okay, delegating was a real bad idea. Hire McKinsey.
3) Fire McKinsey- micturation aint mission critical but more of a P.R thing
4) Hire Hill & Knowlton
5) Okay, so we've fired Hill & Knowlton but how're we gonna get the smell off the carpets?
6) Hire McKinsey to get the smell off the carpets.
7) Okay, so we've fired McKinsey but how're we gonna get the smell off the carpet which they went and spread onto the drapes?
8) Endow a Chair in Mastering Micturation at Duke
9) It's a Chair, for fuck's sake, not a seat on the N.Y subway for bums to pee all over!
10) Ask Congress for a bailout and blame the Chinese.

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