Showing posts with label Korsgaard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Korsgaard. Show all posts

Friday, 7 March 2025

Philosophy's wilful stupidity


3 Quarks has an essay by Rachel Robinson-Greene who teaches philosophy. It is titled-  

Personal Identity and Willful Ignorance

Neither identity nor ignorance matter. Tardean mimetics of an economic type motivate most actions. 

Ada sits alone at a table contemplating whether she should drink the liquid from the glass in front of her. She’s been promised that the result of doing so will be an immediate revision to her set of beliefs.

Who believes promises? Only people who will eat shit if you promise them they will really really like it.  

If she drinks from the glass, she will believe only things that are true.

No. The moment she drinks from it, or chows down on a turd sandwich, she knows she believed at least one thing which was false- viz. a promise that was made to her by a guy who thought her a gullible moron.  It is obvious that if the drink had the magical property claimed for it then the guy offering it would be ready to drink it himself and then say whether he believes she will be stupid enough to take his offer. Whatever he says can be proved false. In other words, the drink can't have the property claimed for it. 

She won’t become omniscient; she won’t know everything. The liquid will simply replace all false beliefs she has with corresponding true ones.

The problem here is that even a 'zero knowledge proof' re. at least some of our beliefs would yield enormously valuable information. Several open questions in STEM subjects would be closed and there would be massive shifts in R&D budgets and geopolitical strategy and so forth. Interestingly, some of my beliefs are inconsistent and so I gain new information as well as better methods to use information. In other words, if an average person like me were given the magic drink then a lot of new information would be available and this would move markets. Thus the thing would become common knowledge soon enough. 

On the other hand, it must be admitted, I am very handsome and lovely which is why so many super-hot  Wakandan princesses are promising to pay me millions to deflower them. This is a negotiating tactic, I bet they can afford billions. Also, I insist they 'put a ring on it'. I want to be Prince of Wakanda.

Ada likes to think that she is intellectually humble.

Humble but as stupid as shit and very very gullible. 

She likes to believe that she generally acts in accordance with reliable processes for forming beliefs.

e.g. believing people who offer you magic beans, or a magic drink or a magic turd sandwich. 

Most importantly, Ada believes that she values truth.

She must also believe she isn't so very gullible that she really ought to be under Guardianship. What other things does she believe? That everybody wouldn't necessarily be better off if she topped herself? Or that she smells bad and her Mummy hates her? That God created man because the 'human soul' is actually a type of celestial toilet paper?  

Nevertheless, she can’t shake the feeling that drinking from the glass would be a kind of suicide.

Fuck suicide. There are some beliefs you have which, if you find they are untrue, might cause you to take an axe to your kith and kin. Also, you'd feel morally obliged to quit your job as Pope. Btw, I passed out of Pope Skool in 1974- I traded my comic books for a diploma from there- and then Virendra Fernandes's Mum, who was the Archbishop of Goa at that time, got we on the wait list for Pope.  There might be a Cardinal or two ahead of me in the queue but they're really really old so, bottom line, everybody will be kissing my ring by the end of the decade. 

In The Sources of Normativity, philosopher Christine Korsgaard argues that reasons for action spring from what she calls our “practical identities.”

But most 'reasons for action' are wholly impersonal. It doesn't matter which person does them.  What matters is whether the reward is greater than the 'opportunity cost'. 

These practical identities are ways of conceiving of ourselves that we value and hold dear.

When a subject turns to shit, you end up having to teach drooling imbeciles who aren't valued or held dear by anybody. Also their Mummies pretend not to recognize them when passing them on the street. That is why Professors have to keep talking about 'valuing' and 'holding dear' and the importance of 'recognition' and 'acknowledgment'.  

For example, I may view myself as a friend, a mother, a lover, etc.,

her students, sadly, will never have such things. Still, they may have Trust Funds and thus will get corner offices in Charitable Foundations where they can drool away their days.  

and the reasons I have for behaving in various ways are picked out by what those identities permit or forbid.

Coz a person's identity as a married man always prevents him fucking whores- right?  

The identities that provide us with overriding reasons are those we’d rather die than give up.

Unless we actually have to die- or just pay a sizable sum of money- for it.  I will defend Ukraine to my dying breath- unless Rooskis threaten to nuke me or my taxes go up. 

As Korsgaard says, “The only thing that could be as bad or worse than death is something that for us amounts to death—not being ourselves anymore.”

No. What's worse than death is taxes. We all have to die but we do a lot to ensure we pay as little death duty as possible.  

Harry Frankfurt

who started off as a bright guy in a field considered brainy. By 1976, the year Rockefeller University shut their Philosophy Dept, it was obvious that the discipline had turned to shit. 

makes a similar argument in his book, Reasons of Love. He argues that the things we care about are the sources of our reasons

Sadly, a very caring person may have shit for brains and thus may only be able to formulate very  terrible reasons. Reason is the source of reasons. Caring is the source of caring. One could say It is a volitional necessity, for nice, peeps, to care about stupid shite Philosopher's gas on about. One would be lying, but one could say that. The trick is to fart loudly every time you say 'volitional necessity'. 

and the things that we love create what he calls “volitional necessities”—they generate reasons for action that can’t fail to motivate us, at least to a degree. The things we love and care about define who we are and what we’re willing to do.

That's a story you tell little kiddies. If you are teaching this in College, you have wasted your life.  

Ada bonds with her sister over their shared love of music.

Ada has a sister. Isn't she a lucky girl! 'Class, what do we say to Ada? No, Timmy we don't say 'fist yo' sistah'.  We say 'give nice hugs and kisses to your sister. She loves you very much and is very proud that you are learning to tie your own shoe-laces at Grad Skool.''  

They enjoy the work of one particular artist above all others.

'Yes, Timmy. Many artists do paint using their own faeces. You are a very creative artist Timmy. That's why you have an MFA. Soon you will get a Doctorate in Moral Philosophy. Everyone will think you are really smart and they will love you and care about you and, maybe, you could even have a play-date if you stop setting fire to cats.'  

In particular, they admire this artist’s skill and creativity. They also share her values. If Ada were to learn that this artist actually didn’t write her own music,

Oh. We're speaking off a composer. Nowadays, they are all shit- more particularly if they are women.  

it would not only impact her perception of the artist, it might also impact her relationship with her sister.

If she has shit for brains- sure.  

If she were to learn that the artist was actually cruel, manipulative, or abusive, she might find her new assessment of the artist’s character at odds with her sister’s assessment. What would happen then?

Blood is thicker than water. If you have a sibling who experiences cognitive dissonance and turns against you because of a fucking artist then ask her for a kidney. If she says no, break off the relationship.  

Ada is a volunteer for a local charitable organization. Her contributions to the organization provide a great sense of meaning to her life.

Ada isn't a loser. She represents the sort of high functioning moron we hope all Philosophy students will aspire to be.  

She met most of her friends in this capacity and they’ve put together a bowling league that meets on Wednesday nights. One person from this group has become her closest friend.

She is a real person. Ada is very happy to have a friend who isn't imaginary. The two of them sit together drooling happily and making grunting noises.  

They both have mothers battling cancer,

but not very hard coz she wants to get the fuck away from Ada.  

and Ada and her friend are one another’s sources of support in difficult times.

In which case, they won't turn on each other even if it turns out the charity is fraudulent or their Mummies aren't cancer patients. The whole thing is an elaborate scam.  

The work of the charitable organization is predicated on three fundamental premises. If any of the premises turned out to be false, it would shatter her faith in the organization’s work. Where would her meaning come from then? Her friends? Her support?

People who need support get it from those who provide them with support. That's all that matters. Cognitive dissonance doesn't work in the way stupid philosophers think it does.  

Ada is married to a man with many opinions about which he seems unshakably assured. She and her husband have different interests. Because he is passionate about what he cares about, she trusts that he has good evidence for the things that he believes. Nevertheless, she is worried that, if she were to learn that the propositions he so boldly asserts were mostly false, she might come to disrespect him for his many flagrant displays of unearned confidence. What would happen to her love? Who would be her companion?

If you want someone to love get a cat. If you want to be loved, get a dog. Marriage is a partnership where there is a joint utility function. If the joint benefit doesn't outweigh annoying personal habits, it probably isn't a partnership worth preserving.

If we’re being honest with ourselves,  we must acknowledge that some of our identities

Ada has a secret identity as Cat Woman. But, if she were honest with herself, she would acknowledge that she doesn't really fight crime. She just licks herself all over while watching Garfield.  

not only involve false beliefs, but actually depend upon them. We may not know which identities fall into this category, but it is probable that some, perhaps even many of them, do.

Identities don't matter. I might pretend that my identity as a transgender penguin anti-Zionist Rabbi is very important to me but it isn't really. On the other hand, the neighbour's cat really is talking to me. It is vital that Donald Trump recognizes that I, Chairman Miaow, am the only true and rightful representative of the Rodents' Republic of Ruritania. Failure to do so will trigger World War III. 

It isn’t uncommon to be mystified by the extent to which people seem unwilling to become better informed about social issues.

Nobody is mystified by the very low status of Philosophy professors. They refused to inform themselves about anything useful or true and thus became a laughing stock. 

We wonder why they won’t critically reflect on the coherence or consistency of their positions, especially when widely known and compelling evidence provides good reason to be skeptical.

These guys won't critically reflect on their positions because they would have to resign their jobs. If you get paid to be stupid, it is smart to be stupid.  

We wonder why they refuse to engage with sources that support any position other than those they were already inclined to believe anyway. Why, we ask, do people often seem so willfully ignorant?

In this lady's case it is because she gets paid to be stupid and ignorant. I suppose she is a vegan who thinks she is battling for animal rights or some such thing. I myself only maintain this blog because I am campaigning to gain Educationally fucking Retarded status for all Iyers.  

It’s hard work crafting oneself into a fully formed person. We adopt certain aesthetics or roles because they feel authentic.

When we are 15- maybe. Then we get jobs or get the qualifications we need for those jobs. This means spending your twenties dressing like your boss in the hope people will think you are Partnership material.  

Ohers are imposed upon us by our environment. Still more arise out of trauma and grief.

Identities are mainly economic. I suppose if you teach adolescents you have to pretend to have a complex inner life whereas, the truth is, a parrot could give your lectures and a retarded monkey could write your papers.  

At a certain point, for better or for worse, we’ve invested so much time and effort into our identities, we feel that there’s too much at stake to change them.

Very few people want to change identities. Gender reassignment surgery aint as much fun as it sounds.  

We don’t want our social lives to change. We don’t want to feel differently about who we are and what we’ve done. We don’t want different kind of reasons to motivate our actions. We’d rather have stability than truth.

You can have both easily enough. The fact is, even 'zero knowledge' verification that x is true is an addition to the information set and can have a cash value.  

Ada knows she doesn’t have the best possible life, but it’s hers.

She knows that if she has extra information which confirms or contradicts her beliefs regarding the direction in which the stock market or the currency market is going, then she can get more money.  

She’s comfortable. If she is the source of the suffering of someone else, she’s not aware of it.

She'd want to know about it. 

If her decisions prevent someone from achieving full liberation, she can’t be blamed.

If she has information which would could free a person who has been wrongly incarcerated, she can be blamed. 

If her choices put our most cherished institutions at risk, it surely couldn’t be her fault alone, or perhaps even at all. S

It could. She chooses not to tell the FBI about terrorists with nukes. That's misprision of treason right there.  

he doesn’t want her identity as she knows it to be shattered.

Madoff didn't want his identity as a skilled financier to be shattered.  

She wants to go on being the person she recognizes.

As opposed to one whom she considers a stranger and reports to the police coz that stranger keeps trying to touch her fanny.  

She stands up, walks to the sink, and pours the liquid down the drain.

No. She makes the other guy drink it and, if, as she suspects, it contains a roofie, she fucks him in the ass with a chair leg. Ada is the sort of daughter any man would be proud to have.  

Friday, 28 January 2022

Nick Zangwill- stupidest Aeon article ever!

A crude hedonic calculus- i.e. adding up pleasure and pain- has nothing to do with Utilitarianism though, absent 'externalities', it may correspond to 'utility maximization' in a one period economy with perfect information. Since nobody lives in any such thing, Utility actually means minimizing regret with respect to whatever might be 'useful'in preserving 'conatus'- a mode of life- regardless of pain or pleasure or some 'quality' we might find 'valuable'. Thus, as a matter of historical fact, in Victorian England, Benthamite arguments were replaced by Darwinian arguments. Utility translated into success in navigating a fitness landscape. Disutility was what reduced inclusive fitness- i.e. had a high opportunity cost in terms of relative success in occupying ecological niches. 

Since then our horizons have widened. Science has made great strides. Academic Philosophy has become, or is in the process of turning into, a Grievance Studies ghetto for the terminally stupid. Utility is pragmatic and has to do with coevolved, strategic, regret-minimizing or 'robust', methods of changing both the fitness landscape and the phenotype. However, this involves 'discovery' of an extensional and empirical type. Nothing a priori can be said about it and no intensional deontic system can have a concrete model. An attempt to construct any such thing quickly degenerates into outright imbecility or an absurd type of moral inversion and hysterical virtue signaling. 

A case in point is Nick Zangwill's essay "Why you should eat meat''. Judging by the unanimous condemnation in the comments column, it appears to be the most reviled article every published on Aeon.

 Another Aeon author, Adrian Kreutz, has taken the trouble to write a detailed rebuttal. Strangely, though mentioning 'modens ponens' (affirming the antecedent) and 'modus tollens' (denying the consequent), he does not say 'Zangwill's argument is the invalid type of modens ponens known as 'Affirming the consequent'..

 'If animals are reared for food, they are eaten is true'. But 'if animals raised for food were not eaten, those animals would not exist' is false. Those animals might or might not survive on their own or thanks to the efforts of those who care about them. 

 Zangwill has made a false deduction. We can immediately dismiss his whole argument because it is founded on a logical fallacy. More interestingly, we can think of modus tollens as being an admissible 'cut' on Gentzen sequent calculi and appeal to Curry-Howard-Lambek correspondence so as to recast deontic logic in terms of computer programming or category theory. This would make 'moral philosophy' useful to lawyers and economists and environmentalists concerned with piece-meal reform rather than 'woke' activism or 'cancel culture' of a mischievous and counter-productive kind. 

What Kreutz has written is foolish and reflects on the stupidity of his profession. Furthermore, Kreutz thinks Animal rights activists don't deserve a 'slap in the face' though it is obvious that activists of every type represent a public nuisance which must be curbed. This is because 'activists' are only a good thing if 'second order public goods' are good things- i.e. if clamoring for more of a 'first order good' actually has that effect. Sadly, second order goods are substitutable for first order goods. Furthermore, concurrency and agenda control problems arise such that 'heresthetics' of a malign, Fascist or populist, sort may prevail. Even if this does not happen- i.e. trumpeting Trumps are replaced by banal Bidens- every agent has an incentive to create a 'threat point', based on some grievance or ethical shibboleth, of her own so as to counter the activism of any other agent with some equally absurd and mischievous demand. The result is 'dimensionality' of the social choice space increases. Noise has been added to signal. Correlated equilibria become fragile. Separating equilibria- based on costly but inutile signals- increase the scope for hedging and rent seeking by 'arbitrageurs'. Trust me, that's not a good thing. 

This is not to say that proactive 'mechanism design' is not required. But it should be boring and technical and involve actual econometric research, not junk social science, as well as patient and thorough legal and legislative work. 

 Zangwill's central stupidity- but one common enough in his line of work- is to think any proposition in moral philosophy can be an unconditional (i.e. Hilbert type) tautology. At the very least,  there must be at least one 'intensional' or 'non-arbitrary' ethical truth or 'ethical truth' of a substantive kind. We know of no such 'Archimedean point'  and can know of none till 'the end of time'. This means that all propositions are conditional- i.e. Gentzen type. This means modus ponens is the 'cut rule' (for single conclusion sequent calculi). But (because of 'admissibility') this means nothing not already deduced or 'constructed' can be added by the 'cut'. In other words, the conclusion can't follow unless it already followed by another method. Thus, this is a type of argument which, if not an ex falso explosion of nonsense, gets nowhere because no argument of a logical type can get anywhere. Thus, apart from 'imperative' virtue signaling or vituperation, nothing at all is achieved- which is fine because nutjobs just want to get into an argy-bargy with each other while creating a nuisance for everybody else. 

My initial comment, given below, summarizes what I consider the appropriate 'Law & Econ' response to Zangwill's garbage. On the other hand, it may just be socioproctology venting its spleen. 

We may care about animals without caring whether some animals eat each other while denying that Human beings are animals of that sort. We can always make special provision for any endangered species without eating them.

Rights have been found to be useful in Jurisprudence. They are subject to Hohfeldian analysis and linked to remedies under a bond of law. If this represents an incentive compatible ‘mechanism’ then rights are meaningful. They have ‘cash value’.

Kant was guided by judicial reasoning which however is protocol bound and ‘buck stopped’ in a particular sense. Nothing similar can be said about ‘rights’ as discussed by philosophers. Why? One might say that, for jurisprudence, ‘rights’ are ‘adjoint’ to ‘remedies’. This is a matter of ‘economia’, not ‘akriebia’- i.e. it is about ‘management’ not the application of an algorithm. Recent developments in Category theory have clarified much in this regard but Gentzen type calculi could have been used to get rid of many pseudo-problems decades before that. Sadly, to the best of my knowledge, moral philosophers remain wholly oblivious to such developments in logic and mathematics. Thus, this is a ‘degenerate’ research program’.

Consider the following ‘But a veterinary surgeon may, I believe, cut open one innocent ownerless dog who wanders in off the street to save five other ownerless dogs. In that sense, animals do not have ‘rights’.

This is foolish. An ‘ownerless dog’, in law may still have rights. Indeed, in Islam, Hinduism, but also British Law, such is the case. There may be a positive immunity for a particular class of people to kill such dogs. But the existence of an immunity does not mean the absence of rights.

Is it the case that ‘caring about x’ means ‘having a moral duty with respect to x’? No. We may agree a certain class of people are incapable of having ‘moral duties’. It would be repugnant to suggest that this also means they can’t care about anybody. This yields an inductive argument such that eventually we realize that ‘robust’ duties must be linked to specific, highly restricted immunities. They can’t be Kantian. Thus a proctologist may have a moral duty to perform actions which I, a mere socioproctologist, am justified in wholly abstaining from.

The author probably means, ‘if you care about animals the last thing you should do is to demand crazy laws inspired by stupid virtue signalling psilosophers.’ But why not simply say ‘Ignore philosophers. They are stupid. They gave up on Mathematical Logic decades ago. Let jurists worry about laws provided they are of the ‘Law & Econ’ persuasion and understand ‘mechanism design’. Similarly, call a plumber, not a philosopher if your toilet backs up and overflows even though the latter, not the former, may have a work product more similar to the nuisance by which you are afflicted.

The fact is, most of us accept that meat of many sorts is nourishing and fulfils the purpose for which we eat. This is because we can see that there are plenty of people who eat various types of meat and who live long and healthy lives. Furthermore, they undoubtedly relish the stuff.

In this sense 'you should eat meat' is as true as 'you should eat vegetables'. Of course, there may be some inorganic product which chemists can fabricate which is equally nutritious so nobody must eat either meat or vegetables or other organic produce. Equally, it may be that eating is not required to sustain life. We may soon be genetically modified so as to subsist by photosynthesis. Furthermore, perhaps we are wrong to seek to sustain life. It may be that by starving to death, we gain Paradise. Still, we can imagine a mother or other concerned party saying 'you should eat meat to become big and strong' or 'you should eat up your vegetables to have a healthy complexion'. It may be that certain people- perhaps those with anemia or other medical conditions- need to start eating meat because that is the cheapest or most convenient way they can improve their health. Indeed, in India, this argument is used to promote greater consumption of eggs by segments of the population who appear less robust and whose religion may prevents them availing of butcher's meat. However, this is a matter of empirical observation and economic common sense. It is not a philosophical issue.

 What is repugnant in Zangwill's essay is his attempt to link the morality of a self-regarding action to a duty he himself appears to consider essentially immoral. This is more than antinomian. It is sadistic and perverted.

He writes-

If you care about animals, you should eat them.

Should implies could. We could eat a properly cooked portion of an animal. But many of us are incapable of killing and chopping up an animal- more particularly ones we care about. Even if we have this ability it does not follow that we should eat animals we care about. There is a reputational benefit in refraining from killing the family pet and tearing into its flesh at your kid's birthday party.  However eating something is not the same thing as butchering something. There is a disutility we may impute to butchering which may, depending on our subjective sensitivities, extend to eating that which has been butchered. But, evolutionary biology itself explains why there will be considerable diversity in the range of such sensitivities. But the existence of diversity is not itself a scandal for moral science. In this case 'should' may refer to an optimally self-regarding action. Thus a vegan may say to his carnivorous friend- 'you should try the steak. I hear it is the best in the city.' The meaning of 'should' here is- 'given your preferences, ordering steak is optimal'. However, this 'should' is not really a 'must' because only the self can decide what is self-regarding. Zangwill pretends otherwise.

It is not just that you may do so, but you should do so. In fact, you owe it to animals to eat them. It is your duty. Why? Because eating animals benefits them and has benefitted them for a long time.

You should also shoot up heroin. Poppies benefit from heroin production. If you don't become a drug addict you are failing in your responsibility to flowers. Fuck is wrong with you?  

Breeding and eating animals is a very long-standing cultural institution that is a mutually beneficial relationship between human beings and animals.

The shepherd is certainly considered to have a beneficial relationship with his sheep. Christ is 'the good shepherd' who lays down his life for his flock. Moreover there are mutually beneficial relationships between pastoralists and agriculturists even if the latter didn't eat meat. Indeed, it may be that animal sacrifice as a feature of Iron Age religion enabled a harmonious relationship between pastoral peoples and settled agriculturists. In this case, the sacrificed animal was deemed to gain heaven. You should eat of its flesh to participate in its felicity. Christ himself says 'eat of my flesh'.  

We bring animals into existence,

Zangwill is the proud mother of a litter of cute little piglets.  

care for them,

Zangwill may well mistake his cretinous students for some particularly stupid type of swine 

rear them, and then kill and eat them.

It is a shame that Zangwill's parents did not do so to all their progeny 

From this, we get food and other animal products, and they get life. Both sides benefit. I should say that by ‘animals’ here, I mean nonhuman animals.

Yet, Iron Age religions had a notion of 'korban' or 'pharmakos'- a human 'scapegoat' sacrificed so as to purge the sins of the community. But, equally, we can imagine a benevolent person offering their own body to starving ship-mates so that some might live rather than all perish. As a matter of fact, those who say 'we should eat meat' agree that if nothing else is available even cannibalism is permissible. 

It is true that we are also animals, but we are also more than that, in a way that makes a difference.

Not in this respect. The law accepts that though murder remains murder even if occasioned by hunger and deprivation, cannibalism may not be a crime.  

It is true that the practice does not benefit an animal at the moment we eat it.

Not if we assume that the animal has kin selective altruism which, because its behavior is in accordance with Price's Equation, is a reasonable assumption. In this case we may say that the animal's 'estate' benefits in that its kin retain their place in the food-chain.  

The benefit to the animal on our dinner table lies in the past. Nevertheless, even at that point, it has benefitted by its destiny of being killed and eaten.

Not really. The turkey pardoned by the President on Thanksgiving benefits even more. On the one hand the succulence of his kin is publicly acknowledged; on the other the bird itself gets a reprieve and may end up teaching philosophy at UCL.  

The existence of that animal, and animals of its kind, depends on human beings killing and eating animals of that kind.

No. Unless the species is not viable save when attached to a bunch of tubes, the animal would exist though its population may be smaller. However, market forces would have the same effect. In water scarce regions, poultry may replace pigs because of 'supply side' factors. Similarly, leaner types of poultry may replace duck or goose because health concerns cause tastes to change. 

Domesticated animals exist in the numbers they do only because there is a practice of eating them.

Human beings- but also dogs and cats- only exist in the numbers they do because there is a practice of not eating them. Furthermore, humans generally band together to kill, or place in captivity, animals who prey on human beings. On the other hand, head hunting and ritual cannibalism would be a great way of preventing a Malthusian disaster.  

For example, the many millions of sheep in New Zealand would not begin to survive in the wild.

There would be a Volterra type predator-prey cycle. Sheep would survive, albeit in smaller numbers but with greater phenotype diversity unless some other ruminant took over their ecological niche. But market changes might have the same effect. It may be that goat meat comes to be more highly prized than lamb and New Zealand switches from sheep to goats.  

They exist only because human beings eat them.

No. They only exist because they better fit an ecological or market niche. Fitness is all. Suppose sheep are more susceptible to new strains of viruses or are more vulnerable to climate volatility, then we can easily imagine New Zealand being famous for not its lamb but its llamas.  

The meat-eating practice benefits them greatly and has benefitted them greatly.

No. What benefits them is being better at fitting an ecological or market niche. Preference for lamb as opposed to beef might increase their numbers. But then it would be the Lamb Marketing board, not the fact that we are carnivores, which benefits them. 

So, we should eat them. Not eating them is wrong, and it lets these animals down.

This is an argument for the continued incestuous rape of children conceived by such rape and who were reared for that atrocious purpose. 

What is the reasonable view in this matter? It is that, absent externalities, people's market behavior should be self-regarding. The vegans may say there is a great negative externality associated with meat consumption. They may be wrong. Consider the 'schweinemord'. German bureaucrats decided, during the First World War, that pigs were 'co-eaters'. Kill them and you can grow more corn and thus feed an increasingly desperate population. The opposite happened. Pig manure turned out to be valuable. Other sources of fat and protein were not as nutritionally efficient or effective. More Germans starved because of the holocaust of the pigs. 

I need hardly say that discriminating against (and later killing Jews) because, supposedly, they are 'unproductive' merchants rather than farmers was a fucking terrible idea for the country of my birth.

On the other hand, the Indians were probably wrong to think that agricultural prosperity depended on banning cow slaughter. It may be that Yogiji loses in U.P because marginal farmers are sick and tired of barren cows destroying their crops. 

Of course, the animals we eat should have good lives,

Why? So long as the animal is not hypertense at the moment of slaughter- which might affect the quality of the meat- we should prefer to eat animals who find their lives utterly miserable and who were planning to top themselves anyway. 

and so the worst kind of factory farming is not justified by this argument, since these animals have no quality of life.

Actually, this is an argument for only eating animals who died of natural causes or those who evinced a strong desire to quit this mortal coil. I suppose genetic engineering will reach a point where a particularly tasty type of animal will die and baste in its own necrotic juices immediately after completing its reproductive cycle. 

Life is not enough; it must be life with a certain quality.

One my life sadly lacks. The problem with the quality life actually requires to continue to be life is that it has nothing to do with any 'quality' we might think desirable.  In Paradise, no doubt, such qualities will abound. But for life to be life it has to keep going no matter how shitty things get. 

But some farmed animals do have good lives overall, and sheep farming in New Zealand is an example.

Sheep exist because sheep, or their distant ancestors, put up with really shitty conditions. The reason we think all life is valuable is precisely because life has the quality of carrying on when any concern for quality would counsel extinction.  

Perhaps a minority of meat produced in the world today involves such happy animals.

And only a minority of those who consume those animals will have any descendants on earth within a few hundred years.  

But it is a significant minority, one that justifies much eating of those happy animals.

Oddly, the notion that you are ending a life whose greatest joy consists of getting butchered to satisfy your dietary preference, itself  makes the thing repugnant. Douglas Adams tells us of a cow at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe who assures diners that it will feel great pleasure in shooting itself so that they may enjoy its flesh.

 There is a similar story in Hindu Scripture featuring a sage (Syumarashmi) who has taken the shape of a cow and who is seeking to get another sage (Kapila) to do the right thing and sacrifice him already.  In both cases, our instinct is to refuse. The fact is, we are not obligated to maximize the utility even of ourselves, let alone a cow which wants to be eaten or one which demands to be sacrificed so as to gain Paradise. 

If demand shifted to these animals, there would be fewer animals in existence than there actually are.

Animals, like human beings, do better when there aren't too many of them.  

But that is OK, since the argument is not a maximising one, but an appeal to history

But science and technology are advancing so rapidly that history is irrelevant.

Yes, there is the day of the abattoir, and the sad death of the animal, which is not usually as free from pain and suffering as it might be.

For whom is that death sad? Is it really the case that the absence of pain or suffering abolishes grief for a death? Isn't bereavement about missing someone you love or were fond of?  

Zangwill adopts a crude hedonic calculus and pretends that it represents Utilitarian orthodoxy

And there is other pain and suffering in the lives of those animals, such as when mothers are separated from their young.

Which is why it is cruel to have compulsory education. Also wifey shouldn't insist I stop sleeping in my parent's bedroom.  

However, the pleasure and happiness of animals also matters,

only in the sense that their souls or religious destinies matter- in other words, this is purely a matter of stipulation.  

and it may outweigh pain and suffering – something usually overlooked by most of those who affect to care for animals.

Tell those who 'affect to care for animals' that they mustn't be a pain in your butt or else you will shit copiously on them. Such defecation can be quite pleasurable- if only in wistful reverie.  

The emphasis among the defenders of so-called ‘animal rights’ on animal pain and suffering while ignoring animal pleasure and happiness is bizarre and disturbing.

Because those cunts are only concerned with making our lives miserable. The Puritan condemned bear-baiting not because of the suffering caused to the bear but because of the pleasure received by the audience.  

Human beings suffer, and their deaths are often miserable. But few would deem their entire lives worthless because of that.

Because life is life and only living beings can, if only by reason of pathology, ascribe worth to things.  

Likewise, why should the gloomy and unpleasant end of many of the animals we eat cast a negative shadow over their entire lives up to that point?

This is a perfectly reasonable point often made by Television advertisements in my youth. Happy cows- some quite sexy- were always trying to sell me butter or cheese. But then the jolly green giant tried to get me hooked on some sort of vegetable. 

I suspect that the pleasure and happiness of animals is overlooked because they are not of our species.

A foolish suspicion. The fact is, we overlook pleasures and happiness not conducive to our own flourishing. The groom eager for the pleasures of the matrimonial bed overlooks the opportunity cost in terms of the pleasures and happiness derivable from wanking. There is a good reason for this. Wifey can bring you breakfast in bed whereas your jizz encrusted gym sock evinces no similar tender concern for your welfare.  

This is a kind of speciesism that particularly afflicts devotees of ‘animals rights’.

They are afflicted with antagonomia and the desire to be a nuisance. Get your own back. Accuse them of being racist or sexist or being crypto-Iyengars.  

Zangwill repeats his fallacious argument- viz. that duties can meaningfully arise absent Hohfeldian incidents- with a truly mulish obstinacy. 

It is this ongoing history of mutual benefit that generates a moral duty of human beings to eat animals.

It may create an entitlement- as under a contract- or an immunity, but it can't generate a duty unless that 'mutual benefit' itself arose out of an arrangement of a deontic, not utilitarian or economic, nature.  A religion may certainly make some such stipulation. God gives you this land to farm but you must not glean some portion of it. God gives you these sheep to look after but you must only take them for slaughter to the Temple after which you are entitled to a portion of the meat. But, in this scheme, it is the 'soul', not the self, which is important. There is a soteriological, not a hedonic, calculus. 

Were the practice beneficial only to one of the two parties, that would perhaps not justify persisting with it. But both benefit. In fact, animals benefit a lot more than human beings do. For human beings could survive as vegetarians or vegans, whereas very few domesticated animals could survive many human beings being vegetarians or vegans.

But they would rapidly evolve into non-domesticated strains. Zangwill is suggesting that we have a duty to persist in any mutually beneficial relationship no matter what the opportunity cost. However, if that relationship did not arise from a prior obligation- if it was a purely voluntary, self-regarding, and economic relationship- it is difficult to see how it could have binding force for all eternity. 

Consider what happens when I tell the g.f. that I will starve to death if she leaves me. As she herself admits, there is some mutual benefit in our relationship. Yet, she is perfectly justified in leaving me because, frankly, she can do a lot better for herself. 

Indeed, if many human beings became vegetarians or vegans, it would be the greatest disaster that there has ever been for animals since the time that an asteroid strike wiped out the dinosaurs and many other species.

This simply isn't true. The more affluent probably should become more vegetarian, or even vegan, while the poorer sort, in less advanced countries, should begin their rise by consuming more meat and fish. Furthermore, because of the high income elasticity of outdoor leisure activity as well as the likely further erosion of the terms of trade for primary products, we should expect (where there is demographic transition) more open spaces and more wild life and more ecological diversity. This is already apparent in some affluent countries.  

Vegetarians and vegans are the natural enemies of domesticated animals that are bred to be eaten.

Japan banned the slaughter of four legged creatures for many centuries. This did not lead to their extinction. They became highly prized as draught animals. Incidentally, the indigenous Japanese cow features one or two feral sub-types. Apparently, these are cows which decided to emancipate themselves and set up a polity of their own.

Of course, not all vegetarians and vegans are alike. Quite a few vegetarians and vegans are not motivated by animal rights or welfare, but by a feeling of taboo or pollution – a revulsion at the idea of eating animal flesh. For such vegetarians and vegans, roadkill is off the menu. Unlike the appeal to animal rights or the welfare of animals, this is a reason I respect. But such vegetarians and vegans should admit that acting on these feelings is bad for animals.

Only in the sense that the repugnance felt by some motorists for having sexual congress with such attractive young people as they happen to run over and kill with their vehicles is bad for those corpses.  

Do the motives of carnivores and farmers matter?

Not qua carnivore or qua farmer, because the name applied to them fully describes the relevant behavior they exhibit. Thus, if you see a wolf biting a chunk out of a person, it is enough to recognize that it is a carnivore to be fully apprised of its motives.  

Typically, they are not high-mindedly concerned with the welfare of animals. But if there are beneficial effects on animals as a side-effect of impure motives, we might think that is all that matters.

Similarly we may be grateful for the attentions of animals whose motives are 'impure'. They simulate affection for us so that we give them food or take them for walkies where they studiously ignore our attempts at engaging them in peripatetic dialogue, preferring instead to shit copiously- forcing us to pooper scoop- while sniffing the butt of any other passing dog with great inquisitive zeal and critical interest.  

Or: we might follow Immanuel Kant in distinguishing between treating humans or animals as a means, which may be acceptable, and treating them merely as a means, which is not.

We may follow Kant by considering his theory merely as a means to make fun of him for his stupidity rather than as an end in itself.  

So long as carnivores and farmers have the former motives, not the latter, there is no complaint against them.

We might well complain of a carnivore which kills in a wasteful manner- regarding the death of its victim as the proper end to be pursued- just as we might complain of a farmer who considers possession of land an end in itself and who refuses to use that land as a means to boost agricultural production and thus alleviate the problem of hunger and malnourishment.  


It is because history matters that we should not eat dogs that were originally bred to be pets or for work.

We should not do things which cause us harm- e.g. killing and eating Fido at your kid's birthday party- even if that harm is merely reputational.  

The dog-human institution licenses only the behaviour that is in accordance with its historical function.

So don't screw the pooch.  

Eating dogs would violate that tradition. The reason that these domesticated animals exist makes a difference.

Human beings 'domesticated' themselves. Slavery and various hierarchical social arrangements existed not too far back in our history. However, violating such traditions may be very good for Society.  


Carnivorous institutions do not exist in isolation.

Very true. The Wolf Institute of Sheep Eating is located very near the Institute for Eating Rabbits. Some wolves complete joint-degree programs from both institutions.  

Whatever may be the benefit or harms to the animals and human beings that are its participants, there are also further effects of the practice that may be considered. First, consider some positive effects. There are the gustatory pleasures of human beings.

Why stop there? What about sexual pleasures or those of a sadistic type?  

There are some health benefits to human beings.

It probably is the case that for the majority of the world's population, such benefits outweigh any other consideration.  

There is employment for many who work in the meat industry. There are the aesthetic benefits of countryside with charming grazing animals in elegant, well-maintained fields.

Or deer. More venison, less beef!

However, the big negative, for many people is climate, and the effects, mostly, of cattle burping and farting.

India's cows- a lot of whom are barren and, for legal reasons, can't be killed or eaten- are certainly said to be a big producer of methane. There was a proposal to change their diet so their farts would be 'greener'.  

Does not climate give us reason to be vegetarian or vegan? Well, since the problem mostly comes from cows, one option would be to move to eating other kinds of animals in greater numbers. Moreover, the climate damage is mostly due to very intensive factory farming, which I do not defend because the animals do not have good lives. Indeed, the evidence is that small-scale farming in which animals have good lives does not harm the environment much, and it may even benefit it.

This is a reasonable proposition. But it isn't philosophical. It is empirical.  

The argument from historical benefit does not apply to wild animals, which are in an entirely different category. Human beings did not create these animals with a purpose,

But if we believe Humans were created for a purpose then human purposes with respect to other life forms- which we certainly didn't create, though we may have helped sustain them- are wholly irrelevant.

If human beings evolved, then talk of purpose, like the notion of teleology, is either narrow and context bound or else meaningless.  

and so we do not owe them anything in virtue of that relationship, although, as sentient beings, their lives deserve respect. Can we hunt them for food if we are hungry, or kill them if they harm us? Probably yes, depending on the degree of need and the degree of harm. Can we hunt them purely for sport? Perhaps not. They have their conscious lives, and who are we to take it away from them without cause?

We may do a thing 'purely for sport' but that sport may exist for a utilitarian reason- e.g. fox hunting.

The lives of wild animals are an endless cycle of trauma, pain and death.

Though they don't whine about it the way I do. Did you know I was subjected to intense racial and religious discrimination all through my childhood by my parents? Later, I faced sexual discrimination from girls till one of them married me and subjected me to horrendous sexual abuse. I try to talk to my son about this endless cycle of trauma but he ran away.  

Alfred, Lord Tennyson’s phrase about nature ‘red in tooth and claw’ hardly begins to do justice to the extent of the hunger, fear and agony of the lives and deaths of animals in the wild.

Also, many such animals are cruelly excluded from learned professions- e.g. actuarial science. Many birds experience great agony when they reflect upon the injustices inflicted upon their kind by the Actuarial Profession.   

They kill and eat each other relentlessly, by the billion. This awful truth about wild animals is concealed from children in the vast majority of children’s books and films in which fictional animals of different kinds are represented as chummy friends, instead of ripping each other apart for food.

Daddies try to make up for this by constantly chasing their little children so as to devour them. 

Where they get their food is usually glossed over. Most of what adults tell children about animals is a spectacular lie.

We also don't tell kids that Professors of Philosophy are stupid, ignorant and should be euthanized.  

The ‘problem of evil’ is a standard problem for belief in God’s existence,

only for those disappointed that their prayer for a bigger dick went unanswered. Fuck would I care about billions dying miserably if God gave me a ginormous dong?  

and the usual focus is on human suffering. But the suffering of wild animals should also be a major headache for God, and perhaps more of a headache than human suffering.

Not for a Hindu God. Karma means the good pigeon becomes a leading Actuary in her next life. Every soul, animal or human, ultimately attains 'kevalya' or absorption into the Godhead or whatever.  

Why would an all-good, all-knowing and all-powerful god make animals suffer so much?

Suffering is like an inoculation or exam or 'training to tenderness' such that the heart becomes a fruit grown ripe on tears. 

The nature and extent of animal suffering makes an even more compelling argument against God’s existence because the usual replies in the human case, especially the appeal to the value of free will, are not available for animals. If there is a good god, we might well wonder why such bloody horror was unleashed on these creatures.

I may not have a ginormous dong but any really beautiful and wealthy woman who has sex with me will gain eternal felicity thanks to a boon God gave me. In return, the Almighty asked me to overlook some shitty things he has done. I was cool with that. You should be too if you are a hot, but also rich, woman and can pop over to have sex with me.  

Human beings are in fact a rare light in the darkness of the animal kingdom when we nurture some animals in order to eat them. Many domesticated animals are bred and raised for food in conditions that should be the envy of wild animals.

Battery chickens are not envied by anybody. Some wild animals may spontaneously evince quite high 'domestication' with respect to particular individuals. But a tiger who befriends and protects a Sage meditating in the forest, might still consider me a fitting snack.  

The daily life of some of the animals we eat is almost like a spa!

Apparently, Kobe beef is the product of Japanese cows which are regularly massaged by nubile geishas.  

If vegetarians and vegans are the natural enemies of domesticated animals, carnivorous human beings are their natural friends. Indeed, in nurturing and caring for animals that we raise for food or other purposes, human beings seem to do better than God.

Why not tenderly rear philosophers in University Departments with the intention of feeding them to wolves? We'd be disposing of a nuisance while providing sustenance for the research of carnivorous  Institutions.  Many people would like to know whether a professor of aesthetics, whose I.Q may be equal to a sheep, is equally tasty. This is the sort of question post-grad wolves should be answering. 

Does this pro-carnivorous argument apply to eating human beings? Does it imply that we should enslave, kill and eat some human beings if it is to their benefit? No. For one thing, the situations are entirely different. Domesticated animals, such as cows, sheep and chickens, owe their existence to the fact that we prey upon them, whereas human beings do not owe their existence to being preyed on.

Actually, human beings do owe their existence as sapient creatures to the fact that humans have always been, at least potentially, both prey as well as predators.  

As far as I know, there are no human beings who owe their existence to a cannibalistic meat-eating practice.

Yet, if we go far enough back in our genealogy we may find that such practices exerted selective pressure. It may be that some distant ancestor of ours made a practice of eating the runts of the litter.  

And even if there were, they could survive without it, if liberated, which is radically unlike domesticated animals.

Douglas Adams imagines a planet on which the most useless types of people- marketing managers, phone sanitizers, professors of philosophy- are dumped. They quickly go extinct.  

The situation of human beings and domesticated animals is entirely different.

Though domestic servants may have a worse life than the Queen's corgis.  


More fundamentally, human beings have rights of a kind that animals lack.

They may do but equally they may not. Specific animals in specific jurisdictions may have superior rights. Thus I may be barred from a private nature reserve whereas migratory birds may have strong legal protections in that location. Indeed, a man may be ejected from his own estate if some endangered species is found to dwell within its boundaries.  

Having rights does not just mean that the lives of human beings and animals matter – of course they do. It means something more specific, which implies that it would be wrong to kill and eat human beings against their will, even if the practice were to benefit them.

But there is no 'immunity' regarding eating a person even if they give their consent. Thus. no such 'right' exists.  

So, for example, when one human being innocently goes for a hospital checkup, a doctor should not cut them open for the purpose of harvesting their organs for transplants that will save the lives of five other human beings. But a veterinary surgeon may, I believe, cut open one innocent ownerless dog who wanders in off the street to save five other ownerless dogs.

This depends on whether the vet has a specific immunity in this respect. In the UK, a vet would not kill an 'ownerless dog' in this manner. Under a new law, even for healthy dogs brought in by their owners, the vet is required to check the animal's microchip.  

In that sense, animals do not have ‘rights’. These rights mark a moral line between human beings and animals.

This is not the case. Dogs have rights just like humans under British law. However, humans have superior immunities with respect to killing dogs under circumstances where killing a human would be illegal. That is why my parents were not allowed to put me down though I kept biting the post-man till I was 40 years old.  

Suppose, though, that we are less particular about how we use the word ‘rights’, and animals having ‘rights’ just means that their conscious lives matter.

As a matter of facts, in most jurisdictions many animals do have rights in some justiciable sense. Only those who have an immunity with respect to killing or otherwise harming them can override those rights provided due care is taken and unnecessary suffering is not caused. In the UK it appears likely that an animal sentience law will be passed 

In that case, we respect those ‘rights’ when we kill and eat domesticated animals. Indeed, if we did not do that, there would be no such animals to have rights.

This does not follow. It may be that humanity will- as is depicted in Star Trek- find ways to synthesise whatever nutrition they need without harming plants or animals. But the result may be more space dedicated to highly diverse flora and fauna.  

What, then, is the source of these rights, which human beings have and that animals lack?

Bonds of law enforceable to a greater of lesser extent by judiciaries or administrative tribunals. 

Along with many others, I think that source is our ‘rationality’, where that is an ability to think things, do things or make decisions, for reasons.

This is foolish. There are many highly rational fields- e.g. mathematics- where no 'rights' or 'immunities' exist. Nobody can stop me showing the Mochizuki proof of the abc theory is right or wrong. I have no entitlements or obligations in this respect. It is a different matter that for some economic or political motive, my ability to do this type of Maths may be interfered with. But that may be a highly irrational proceeding.  

Of course, we do not always reason as we should. But all that rationality means here is that we often do or think things because we think it was the right thing to do or think.

But we more often do or think things without any such thought crossing our minds. Indeed, when acting as self-regarding principals we should do 'wrong' things as a matter of 'discovery' or 'regret minimization'. 

The philosopher Christine Korsgaard seems to have got this right with her idea that reasoning, or at least the kind of human reasoning that is self-conscious, involves what she calls ‘normative self-government’.

Though what she gets paid to do is gormless gobshittery 

This is more than the ability to think about our own thoughts (often called ‘metacognition’) but is also the ability to change one’s mind, for instance, in forming beliefs or intentions, because we think that our mindset demands it.

The problem here is that doing this sort of stuff may not enhance inclusive fitness. It may destroy it. Stuff which looks like 'reasoning' may turn out to be mischievous shite. 

The truth of the matter is that Law & Econ can improve social coordination and cohesion. But reasoning in these disciplines is either protocol bound and buck-stopped or else is entirely moot. Philosophy- unless guided by Category theory- is not reasoning. It is a hysterical type of misology.  

In reasoning, of the more self-conscious kind, we apply normative concepts to ourselves and change our minds because of that.

But, like the author, remain as stupid as shit. The solution is to study mathematical logic, category theory etc and then find a 'concrete model' for the application of any innovation you may have hit upon. If that doesn't have cash value, give up. You are a cretin. Become a socioproctologist like me.  

We should kill and eat them, so long as their lives are good overall before we do that

I suppose I could be persuaded to order Kobe beef if assured that nubile Japanese geishas give the cow body massages for ten years till it expires of erotic exhaustion. Then I find out how much the thing costs. I storm out of the restaurant and get a Big Mac on my way home coz that's all I can afford and also I'm fucking starving.  


It is true that human babies cannot yet use reason, and that there are adult human beings who cannot reason, due to a mental disability. Rationality theorists have stumbled over these cases.

Hilarious! I can just picture this happening. 'Madam, this small gentleman who is attached to your nipple appears unable to reason!' 

Sadly, everybody tells rationality theorists that they got shit for brains.  

But they can easily be finessed if we say that human beings have reasoning as their nature or telos, as the ancient Greeks might have said.

In which case, philosophers aint human. They are vegetables.  

Being rational is a function of human beings, which they do not always fulfil, just as not all hearts pump blood

this cretin's pumps shit 

and not all coffee machines make coffee. We may say that dogs have four legs even though there are a very few unfortunate dogs with only three legs who have had an accident or were born with a genetic deformity. Likewise, we may say that human beings are rational animals, despite human babies and adult human beings with mental disabilities that preclude reasoning, because mature human beings often have reasons for what they think, do and decide.

But what is the point of saying any such thing? We could equally say human beings sometimes exist. Nothing follows from such a statement.  

In 1780, Jeremy Bentham said of animals: ‘The question is not, Can they reason?, nor Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?’

Either Darwin was right- in which case Bentham is irrelevant- or he was wrong- in which case Bentham is irrelevant. If life evolved by natural selection, suffering exists where it promotes inclusive fitness. If the Universe is the work of an occassionalist God, suffering only exists because God has arranged matters in that way. 

I agree that the suffering of animals is important, but, as I have complained, so is their pleasure and happiness.

We agree that it doesn't matter what these stupid pedants agree to. We are content if they don't jizz upon their students.  

And I would also like to complain that just because suffering is important does not make reasoning unimportant.

If suffering is important, and x is suffering then any reasoning about x which does not reduce that suffering is utterly unimportant.  

Perhaps both are important, in different ways. If, unlike Bentham, we admit rights (he thought they were ‘nonsense upon stilts’

unless an incentive compatible remedy under a vinculum juris exists 

), then the question is very much ‘Can they reason?’

Nonsense! A 'bond of law' stands even if a 'rights holder' is incapable of reasoning. It is sufficient that an advocate make his case for him. It is certainly possible to argue against a ban on fox-hunting by showing picture of cute fox-hounds and explaining that they will be culled if the ban goes into effect. But this has nothing to do with philosophy.  

Because they reason, human beings have rights,

This simply isn't true. It is sufficient for there to be an incentive compatible remedy under a bond of law for rights to exist, be justiciable, and enforceable.  

whereas animals lack rights because they cannot reason. Since they lack rights, we can paternalistically consider what is good for them.

Unless people laugh at us and we get sacked coz our employer feels ashamed to have hired such a cretin 

And this good dictates that we should kill and eat them, so long as their lives are good overall before we do that. They have no rights standing in the way of the mutually beneficial carnivorous practice.

I may have a pet pig or sheep which I wish to butcher and devour. Does UK law permit me to do so? The answer is no- unless I can show that I am au fait of the complicated rules and procedures involved.  It seems there is a 'right' which animals have which stands in the way- for example- of a Muslim slaughtering his own sheep on his own property in accordance with the rules of his own religion.  

British judges tend to be very smart- smarter at any rate than British philosophers- and it is their reasoning, not this cretin's ignorant babble, which should have salience. 


Someone might wonder whether we should rest all of our special worth, and our right to protection from intraspecies predation, on our rationality.

This cretin thinks that if a Lion pounces on him or a grizzly bear attacks him then his 'rationality' will magically create a 'right' which the Cosmos will enforce against the predator.  

We have other impressive characteristics that might also generate rights.

Instead of rights, why not stipulate for super-powers?  

However, one of the advantages of the appeal to rationality is the way that it embraces many other aspects of human life that we think are important and valuable.

I've got super-powers and rights due to my sexiness. Your smelly farts may generate something similar for you but don't hold your breath because that's our shtick as we run far away from you. 

Consider our impressive knowledge or creative imagination – these might also be intrinsically valuable in such a way as to generate distinctive rights, including the right not to be eaten against our will.

Coz tigers in the Sunderbans always check that you aint Jamini Roy before chowing down on you.  

These valuable characteristics also seem to be distinctive of human beings.

This guy hasn't met me. I'm human but have no fucking valuable characteristics whatsoever. On the other hand, I'm plenty litigious.  

However, many of these characteristics depend on rationality.

No. Rationality depends on the fitness landscape. If it doesn't increase inclusive fitness it can't pay for itself in terms of calories.  

Knowledge, of the extent, and acquired in the way that much human knowledge is acquired, is also possible only for reflective rational beings.

This cretin thinks he acquired knowledge as opposed to a head full of shit 

The scientific project, for example, is predicated on a certain self-reflectiveness about methods and evidence – especially measurement.

Which is why I go metric when measuring my dick size while remaining staunchly Imperial when it comes to my height and weight.  

So, these phenomena seem still to be within the orbit of rationality. What about the creative imagination? Many Surrealists thought that excessive rational thought was responsible for the horrors of the First World War, and as a response they valued creative imagination over rational deliberation, as in André Breton’s Manifesto of Surrealism (1924).

The reverse was the case. The problem was the crazy French doctrine of attaque à outrance- i.e. get your best troops to charge like maniacs at second rate German divisions which, however, had longer range artillery, till you are bled white and have to hope the Anglo-Saxons can get your chestnuts out of the fire. 

However, what is human creative imagination? Do animals imagine in this way? Perhaps a pet dog can imagine being taken for a walk. But this is not like the creative imagination of human beings who invent interesting or beautiful works of art or literature, who revolutionise scientific theories or who envisage novel ways of living.

Most people aren't like that. However, there are sound evolutionary- which means economic- reasons why our species will provide niches for people with those traits. But that's also why there is a market for paintings by particular elephants as well as an audience for animal acts- chickens who can do arithmetic and ducks who teach philosophy. 

Only the reflective rational mind can have creative imagination of this sort.

But any cretin can babble shite like the above. 

Thus, it seems that many phenomena of human beings that seem special and distinctive, and that are of moral significance in the sense of having potential to generate rights, turn out to depend on rationality.

But rights are only generated by a vinculum juris- a bond of law.  A pedant talking nonsense generates shit.  

With this conception of rationality in hand, let us now turn the spotlight on the minds of animals.

What is lacking here is any evidence for what Indian judges call 'application of mind'. There are plenty of Sciencey types who are turning a spotlight on the minds of animals. Fuck does this fool think he can accomplish?  

Let us begin with our close cousins – apes and monkeys. Do they share the rational capacities of human beings?

They have a wholly different ecological niche. Tarzan needed to be all 'monkey see, monkey do' when living among apes. No doubt, this includes observing ethological norms- e.g. reciprocate grooming services. Rationality is what promotes inclusive fitness. It has no separate platonic existence. 

The research on apes and monkeys is currently inconclusive. Researchers do not agree. There is some evidence suggesting that some such creatures can engage in a kind of reasoning, or at least that they have modes of thought continuous with human reasoning.

I'm human. I can't reason for shit. Nor can Zangwill.  

In fact, the best evidence for primate reasoning is a kind of upside-down evidence, that some apes and monkeys appear to suffer from irrationalities similar to those besetting human beings. The psychologists Laurie Santos and Alexandra Rosati argued this in an article in 2015. And surely: if the animals are reasoning badly, then they are reasoning.

This is like saying if you are failing to masturbate properly while imagining yourself having sex with the girl next door, you are actually having sex with the girl next door even though you are failing to jizz inside her. The good news is that you aint a virgin or totes a loser.  

The conclusion that they reason is controversial but, if it were right, it would mean that such animals should be protected by moral rights like those of human beings in virtue of their rationality. However, at present, we do not know enough to go one way or the other with full personhood rights for apes and monkeys.

It looks as though it will be illegal to keep primates as pets under Britain's proposed animal sentience Bill. The plain fact is that rights of this sort have sometimes been even more expansive at some places and at some times. 

If Science and Technology can advance so poor and stupid like me have a decent enough life, we will make no objection to animals getting a better deal.  

By contrast with these cases, the research is less ambiguous concerning most of the domesticated animals that we eat: cows, sheep, chickens, and the rest. Hardly any researchers think these animals reason.

They have been bred to put on weight, not to qualify as actuarial scientists. Sadly, this is also true of me.  

They are conscious, they have pleasures and pains, and they show intelligence of a kind when they use tools, for example. They can pursue means to an end. However, many highly intelligent species, such as elephants and dogs, pursue means to an end, but only inflexibly, so that they carry on pursuing the means when the two are visibly disconnected.

Like this cretin digging the grave of his own academic career.  

Such inflexibility suggests that the psychological mechanism in play is association, not reasoning. And if elephants and dogs are not reasoning, it is unlikely that cows, sheep and chickens do better on this score.

Thanks to this article, nobody will take this pedants other work seriously.  

Even Lori Marino, who is an enthusiastic advocate for the sophistication of the minds of domesticated animals does not suggest that these animals have anything like the self-conscious reasoning that is characteristic of human beings.

Lori Marino wrote in the comments section ' I’d like to believe this essay is parody but, unfortunately, I think Zangwill wants to be taken seriously.'

There just seems to be no evidence suggesting that cows, sheep and chickens can reason in Korsgaard’s self-reflective sense; and that means that they lack rights.

I have written of Korsgaard elsewhere. 

Of course, lacking rights does not mean that their lives have no value, unless one deploys a uselessly obese notion of rights.

Actually, so long as value of arises in rem, then a Hohfeldian incident can arise and thus rights would exist.

Their consciousness matters. But that is exactly why we should kill and eat them.

Why not start chowing down on them while they are alive? You can read out this article to your victim while sauteing their tongue.  

With these animals, we are doing them a favour if we kill and eat them.

And yet it was Mother Theresa who got a Nobel, not the guy who eats ten chickens a day.  

The exceptions among the animals that we breed to eat are pigs, whose surprisingly adept operation of computer joysticks demonstrates cognitive flexibility that may indicate reasoning.

I'm shit at Playstation. On the other hand the last couple of lasses who handled my joystick were porkers.  At my age, there's a trade-off. Either you can please a young fattie or a slim lady who took up aerobics at the same time as Jane Fonda. Maybe things are different for rich men. 

In all, the state of play of the evidence in animal psychology suggests different degrees of certainty for different animals.

Why not plants? 

There is uncertainty concerning our nearest relatives – apes and monkeys – while there is more clarity about most of the domesticated animals that we breed to eat. Apart from pigs, it is clear that farmed animals cannot reason reflectively, and therefore they lack the rights that would prevent us eating them for their benefit. With cows, sheep and chickens, we do not have to wait to see what the research turns up; we may proceed directly to the dinner table.

Who would want to have a right which entails their being killed and eaten? The whole point about a right is that it can be waived for a self-regarding reason. Perhaps what this cretin is getting at is 'informed consent'. But this can't be given for an operation where death is certain. Furthermore a vinculum juris can't be so wildly asymmetric. Whatever benefit one receives, it is unconscionable that one be required to pay for it with one's life. 

A chicken may cross a road, but it does not decide to do so for a reason.

Things ethologists can usefully attribute such reasons to chickens and this can improve Animal Welfare.

The chicken may even be caused to cross the road by some desire that it has; and the chicken may exhibit intelligence in whether or not it crosses the road. But the chicken makes no decision to follow its desires, and it makes no reasoned decision about whether or not it is a good idea to cross the road. We can ask: ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ but the chicken cannot ask itself: ‘Why should I cross the road?’ We can. That’s why we can eat it.

So, Zangwill's argument cashes out as 'we should eat animals dumber than us provided we are dumb enough not to know about Hohfeldian incidents and Gentzen calculi or are simply too stupid to spot stupidity when it is so amply demonstrated for us.' 

My final comment on this was

Misology- ‘hatred of logic’ or developing an argument with a reckless disregard for the established conventions of debate and ‘common knowledge’ facts or ‘eudoxa’- often features in the works of academics, including philosophers, who wish to show that their passionate devotion to a particular cause has blinded them and overriden their judgment. This is a good rhetorical strategy. Since the actual content is imperative, not alethic, it is better to violate the rules of logic in an obvious and egregious manner. Ross’s paradox arises. It is better to say ‘don’t send the check to the Insurance Company. Just burn the house down already!’ because it has a bigger psychological effect even though the statement is utterly illogical.

Is Zangwill indulging in misology for an imperative and strategic motive? After all, simulated stupidity or moral imbecility can have a much bigger impact than a calm and well reasoned peroration. However, for people living in Britain where it appears likely that quite significant Animal Sentience laws will come into effect, I feel that this is no longer the case. We have ‘activism fatigue’ and now prefer the slow but methodical methods of jurists and economists and environmental scientists. I have given a line by line analysis of this essay here- https://socioproctology.blogspot.com/2022/01/nick-zangwill-stupidest-aeon-article.html- where I come to the conclusion that Zangwill’s intervention was unwise though it may be considered courageous. The tide of battle in the UK has already turned. First they came for our cigarettes and we set up a great hue and cry till we realized that life was better if curbs on that noxious weed were gradually strengthened. Now, on the advise of our doctors, we are reconciled to gradually going not cold turkey, but down the road of only relishing meat occasionally- in which case we can pay much more for ‘free range’ products. The big problem is that the Income elasticity of factory farmed meat is increasingly negative at a time when income inequality is increasing while real disposable income, after housing, transport and energy costs, is shrinking. Thus, further progress requires solidarity between ‘those who care about animals’ (who may not be shrill and antagonomic ‘activists’) and those who care about the struggling working and dependent population of this country.

Paradoxically, for very poor countries like India, we may first want less animal rights- e.g. that of cows in Yogi Adityanath’s U.P- before we can get back to the trajectory which the Hindus and Buddhists have always themselves wanted.

In my opinion, moral philosophy- or other types of philosophy- must resist perverse incentives generated by incestuous citation cartels and a peurile type of tropism to ‘Grievance Studies’ or ‘wokeness’- so as to once again engage with actual mathematical logic and developments in jurisprudence and economics.

Wednesday, 10 March 2021

Godfrey-Smith on Korsgaard's Animal Ethics

Peter Godfrey-Smith writes in Aeon- 
Christine Korsgaard argues that we can extend a Kantian moral framework to include other animals.  But her argument fails.

Kant was speaking about a moral framework which he believed all sufficiently mature and enlightened humans- but not ducks or pigs- would assent to such that it would regulate their own conduct and personal and professional interactions. 

I suppose you could extend your moral framework to certain types of animals which dwell with us in a mutually beneficial or pleasing manner. Indeed, you could go further and treat certain inanimate objects in this same respectful way. You may put arguments in the mouths of your chair or your cat and say things like 'well, obviously, my good friend, the chair, or my learned colleague, the cat, will most certainly concur that we should treat each other gently and considerately.' Others may consider you somewhat eccentric but they might equally feel you are a kindly soul who perhaps has had a rather lonely life. But is what you are doing really philosophy? Sadly, the answer is yes. It may be that what enlightened people will want to do, if they take up philosophy, is to be kindly, eccentric, and so very very lonely that they spend their time being deeply respectful and considerate of their cushions, chairs, cats and what have you. 

On the other hand, simply by believing in karma and elaborating a theory of 'aashrav' of karma-binding particles, you can immediately gain a prescriptive and useful theory which promotes animal rights while seeking to make human society kinder and gentler. 

Peter advocates a different path- viz talking stupid shite. He writes-

(For Korsgaard) Value does not exist as a sort of aura surrounding things in the world itself; value comes from valuing. It comes from the fact that people, and perhaps agents other than people, seek some things and avoid others.

That is preference, not value. I may prefer fizzy pop to vintage Champagne. But I know the value of Champagne is much greater.  

Without valuers, there is no value.

Not really. There are certain signs commonly associated with a thing of high value- e.g. it is preserved carefully and locked away from thieves.

More generally, if a thing is rare and attained only with effort it could become valuable without any valuer stipulating intrinsic worth or utility to it. The thing may look insignificant. But, if rare by common knowledge it can solve a coordination problem of an economic type. 

Encountering something of this type, you may- without valuing it yourself, nevertheless take it with you and then, at some later point, you may show it to some one who appears skilled at appraisal.  

It is sufficient that 'oikeiosis' obtains- i.e. a being has natural 'attachments'- for value to exist even if no valuing occurs. This is the remarkable discovery embedded in the Price Equation or the work of John Maynard Smith.

Peter, though a 'Sciencey' Australian, ignores all this so as to write like an ignorant cretin- i.e. a Harvard Philosophy professor.

If we start here, we face the fact that valuing can be based on all kinds of bias, caprice and distortion. To be valued (by someone or something) is surely not enough to be worthy of it.

 One may speak of Expected Value to cover such cases.  There is a state of the world in which you are more than worthy and other states where you are a useless pile of shite.

Korsgaard wants to resolve this by looking more closely at how we act and make decisions in everyday cases – not when we are trying to be especially kind to others, but generally. A full understanding of some of our own ordinary choices will push us, she thinks, to take seriously others’ interests and goals.

Or it may do the reverse. You notice that you are particularly attentive to that wealthy relative who has just returned, having made his pile, from the diamond mines of El Kazar. Why are you slobbering all over the chap? Oh. Right. I want his money. Should I poison him? But he has a lot of nephews. I know! I'll arrange a big feast and get shot of the lot of them! 

The Kantian idea is that a kind of fulcrum is provided by your own actions, by your sense of yourself as a decision-maker who acts for reasons. This sense of your own reasonableness can lead you to treat others in a way that respects their own preferences – not to go along with everything they might want, but to have a basic respect for what they are trying to do.

Quite right! Just before you got up to invite everyone to a big feast, your cousin stood up and made the same invitation. That fucker is going to poison you! Now the trick is to get him to poison himself along with all the others so you alone inherit everything.  

For Kant, the ‘others’ whose goals we come to respect are other people. For Korsgaard, they include animals as well.

Once one understands an animals 'goals', it becomes easier to hunt it or turn a profit on it in some other way. But what is true of animals is also true of ourselves. We need to hide our true 'goals' or we will be manipulated by those shrewder than ourselves. Indeed, it were well to dissimulate your goals even from yourselves. Become the mask of virtue- or imbecility, if that is safer- that others see. Bide your time. Develop high awareness of your environment and a 'kairotic' sense of timing. Both animals and humans are valued for their kairotic assistance or intervention. 'Thank God the dog barked when it did!' is a sentiment we might expect to hear. It is similar to, 'thank God that useless son of mine was home just at that time'. We might say, 'I think that was more than luck. That dog is devoted to you. It senses things you don't. Your son isn't really useless. He keeps quiet but he notices everything. See how, in your moment of travail, those who really love you rose to the challenge? Time reveals all for those who truly desire your good keep silent but act in a timely manner. Such is the nature of the auspicious. The dog is auspicious, the son is auspicious. Of mere talkers, on the other hand, be suspicious. When the hour of testing strikes, they will be found wanting.'


The argument starts simply. When we do ordinary things – decide what to do with our weekend, for example – we usually take ourselves to have reasons for doing what we’re doing.

No we don't. We have preferences for which we seldom bother having reasons. 

Suppose you made a choice while knowing that there is no reason you could offer for it. Then you are, in a way, incoherent, not a genuine agent.

Nonsense! Why the fuck do you need to offer a reason? Are you a slave? Are you being watched by the KGB? Only a nutter would have a reason for everything she does. But she won't be a 'genuine agent', she will be a fictional nutter. 


You might resist at this early step, and say: ‘I just do what I want at that moment! I don’t care about the deeper coherence of my actions.’ How bad is that? Maybe not that bad – we should not overstate the case. But there is a point here. When we don’t think that reasons can be given for what we’re doing, something important is lacking in our choices.

Sez who? Anybody smart? No. Some stupid shitheads teaching a worthless subject. What is happening here is a puerile attempt to force a card on you. What we need to do is to say, 'Something is lacking in your choices. You are not truly fulfilling yourself. Why? It is because nature intended you to give out beejays at truck stops. Why are you fighting your own nature? Who do you think you are fooling?'  Gaslighting works both ways.

So you think your choices have reasons behind them and, if these reasons are good ones, then you think that others, in principle, could see this, too.

It is a good idea to have reasons for what you do if you are an agent not a principal or if you could come under suspicion for some sophisticated form of crime or grave moral lapse. Only if your life is wholly inauthentic- you are an undercover agent or spy- would you need to constantly provide yourself with explanations for how come you are giving beejays at a truck-stop rather than picking up the groceries like you promised. 

You recognise in yourself, and think that others should recognise in you, a choice aimed at something worth seeking, and a choice by someone who can make that call.

Something worth seeking? Like what? The purity of the Race? The Communist Revolution? Liberation from Patriarchy by putting LSD in the water supply? A choice which you make not because it is what you want to do but so that other people will 'recognize' something in yourself is likely to be deceptive or delusional.  

This means that what you are after is ‘good’ not just in a sense confined to you, but visible to everyone. Once the goodness of your choice is visible to everyone, it is a kind of absolute goodness – a goodness that anyone could recognise.

It is stupidity of this sort which is responsible for virtue signaling and gesture politics and all the hypocritical bullshit we have to put up with.  

Does this view ignore the obvious fact that different people want different things?

It ignores the fact that you are shitting higher than your arsehole.  

What seems good to you need not seem good to me. The idea is not that you think that everyone should want the same things as you, or the idea that your valuing something should always make others override their own interests. But, according to Korsgaard, your valuing something does give you, and what you value, a status that others should take into account. The fact that you value something in this way makes it part of what she calls ‘a shared or common good’.

What we value is the sight of Professors of Ethics giving beejays at truck stops. A shared or common good is one which is non-rival, if not non-excludable. We may not all want to see Professors giving beejays but we want to know that this is happening.   

So far, all this is about how things look to you, as you make ordinary choices. But you can see that other people are like this, too. In others, we can see the same kind of pursuit of goals. Just as the reasonableness of your choices takes your goals into the realm of a shared good, the same applies to what they choose. A respect for our own rationality leads us to see other people, also, as making choices that we should respect.

Indeed! On our honeymoon, we should let everybody fuck our bride so as to show our respect for the choice which they have made for reasons we hold in common. 

I suppose the objection could be made that desires are 'mimetic'- i.e. we adopt the goals of others who are perhaps more highly placed- but, for this very reason, they are not non-rival at all but may involve a thymotic agon.

However, even non-rival goods have an opportunity cost. If that is too high we may that 'common good' to cease to exist. 


Kant’s aim was to justify a respect for other people.

There is no need to justify a thing if you actually have it nor would there be any point justifying it if you can't attain it. I can easily justify my existence as Beyonce without being Beyonce but, lacking Beyonce's mega-bucks, my justifications don't actually do me or anybody else any good.

Animals don’t count.

What about babies?

They don’t make choices in the way we do,

 Comparative Psychology has been very useful because the opposite is the case. Nobody- except an imaginary nutter- makes choices the way shit psilosophers say they do. 

and can never become part of a community where these principles of reciprocal respect apply.

Which is how come we can't imagine a family living together with dogs and cats and horses and so forth. 

Korsgaard, however, thinks this understates the power of the Kantian approach. Though other animals can’t make choices in our reflective way,

Nobody can, though some may pretend to, just as others may pretend to be guided by the Holy Spirit

we can see that they do pursue what is good for them: we humans ‘are not the only beings for whom things can be good or bad’.

In which case we humans are not the only beings for whom this line of reasoning is stupid shit 

In this case, too, the goodness they seek becomes more than mere goodness-for-them.

And their shit becomes more than mere shit-for-them. 

It is also an absolute good, part of a universally shared good.

Like this absolute shit, part of a universally derided shitting higher than one's arsehole.  

And we are committed (already, from our own case) to respecting that sort of quest.

Who gives a fuck if you respect the hell out of various types of shit or shitting? You are simply a waste of space.  

We should then change or abandon a great many ways we treat animals, rejecting not just the excesses of high-intensity farming,

Why has it not already happened? The fact is low-intensity farming is much cheaper and is in fact the only option in less developed regions. Only because of quite complicated calculations bolstered by a sophisticated financial and agribusiness private-public partnership do we have high-intensity farming in relatively advanced economies.

but humane farming where death might be painless, and animal experimentation in research even when the work might, because of its benefits, pass a utilitarian test.

Markets aggregate preferences based on effective demand and supply which in turn do depend on utility functions. If high intensity farming prevails it passes a utilitarian test- unless market failure arises in which case we say that the allocation of Hohfeldian rights and obligations is sub-optimal. If a philosopher sticks his nose in, he is soon chased away because he is babbling worthless nonsense.  


Some of what might be questioned here is Korsgaard’s extension of the Kantian argument to animals – the idea that their very different choices still aim at something we should see as a shared or absolute good.

A good may be non-rival, but this is generally not the case for organic life forms. There is always an opportunity cost. Either you can have goats or you can have flowers- not both. Equally, either you can have kids or you can have hyenas. If you try to have both, either the hyenas will eat the kids or the kids will drive away the hyenas by annoying the fuck out of them.

But I think the more basic problem is found at a much earlier stage in the argument, in the attempt to get our own choices to play that fulcrum-like role. 

Let’s return to those ordinary choices that set the story into motion, and work through things again. I, after some thought, decide I want to do X. I think I have good reason. I think that others will see that it makes sense for me to do X. They will see that, if they were in my shoes, they would want to do something similar – more accurately, not if they were in my shoes, as it shouldn’t matter which particular person is involved, but in shoes like mine. This makes my choice defensible. In a way, the goodness of what I am after, along with the reasonableness of what I am up to, is visible to everyone.

So far, though, there is no reason why I should expect them, in very different shoes, to put any value of their own on what I am doing.

This is Peter's mistake. There can always be such a reason. It doesn't have to be an unassailable reason- which in any case is never known to obtain. 

They will endorse it, I think, for anyone in shoes like mine, but there’s no reason yet for them to endorse it beyond that.

One could stipulate for it as part of a bunch of protocols for the desirability of which there could be 'overlapping consensus'. 

You can have a respect for my good sense without being motivated to help me. You might choose to help me, if you are OK with what I am doing or just a benevolent sort of person. But you might not, and your refusal can be both reasonable and compatible with my reasonableness.

But we can stipulate for a diluted protocol to govern what is meant by 'help'. Indeed, in polite society, we often refer to fictitious help that our colleagues or family members gave us. Indeed, we may go further and claim Divine help or the support of influential Galaxies or types of quantum particles.  


Korsgaard says at one point, when talking about these ordinary choices, that we not only think that we have good reason to pursue the projects we do, but also ‘expect others not to interfere with that pursuit without some important reason for doing so, and even to help us pursue them should the need arise.’ In reply: I don’t expect this. I hope for it, am pleased when it happens, and am also glad to live in a society where interference is discouraged. But I don’t think that, just because another person will see that what I am doing makes sense for someone in a situation like mine, they will think they have reason to help me. Their situation, again, is different.

But not very different. Change the protocols a bit and the dispute disappears.  


Some trouble comes from the word ‘absolute’, which Korsgaard uses when talking about the important kind of goodness. She does not mean absolute in a lofty sense. Something is absolutely good when it can be recognised as good by everyone. But there are two ways something can be recognised as good by everyone. It might be recognised, by everyone, as good for anyone who is in shoes like mine. That does not mean it is recognised as good in a further sense where it becomes part of a shared good, a good that everyone has reason to pursue.

Everybody recognizes that this is worthless verbiage. Nobody is going to come running to either of these two cretins for help with anything which requires half a brain. 

It’s an attempt to leverage the inevitable sociability of human life into respect for the goals of others

It is merely empty verbiage. 

Korsgaard says that, given how we make choices and defend them, ‘we think that our achieving our ends is good from the point of view of others and not merely good-for-us.’

But she only says that because she gets paid a little money to talk nonsense of a virtue signaling sort. 

It is, indeed, often visible from their point of view as good for someone in a situation of a particular kind, but so far that’s all. There is a context-relativity here, a relativity to circumstances, that keeps recurring and does not go away.

No. There is mere stupidity and hypocrisy and a small number of bogus scholars earning a little money for promoting an academic ponzi scheme.  

This is not working so far. Perhaps there are other ways to make the case. Korsgaard here is treading one route through a blizzard (perhaps a hailstorm) of argument in Kant’s own writings, and she is downplaying a lot of grand but less plausible moves he makes. (Even I, very far indeed from this project, sometimes think I can glimpse, through the blizzard or hail, the castle that keeps Kantians going.)

That castle was actually Kafka's. 

Korsgaard is reorganising and refining the ideas that seem most likely to get us somewhere. So let’s try various options. Maybe a wrong turn was taken with the idea that when you think your projects are reasonable, you treat your goals as part of a shared good.

This is clearly a crazy idea. Only if your project used up no scarce resources whatsoever- including cognitive resources- could this condition be met. In other words, the thing is reasonable only if no reasoning whatsoever went into it.  

Might it be enough that you think you have good reason to value something, and you recognise that others do, too?

This is not a reason. It is either a preference or it is nothing. Reasons use up cognitive resources. They must 'pay for themselves'- i.e. if you have a reason for something then that reason helped you get more of that thing then would otherwise have been the case.  

Then other people might have reason to respect your valuing, and you might have reason to value theirs, even though what each person values is quite different. However, even if others have reason to respect your good sense, given your situation, if they don’t see what you value as part of a shared good, then they have no reason to help you. The idea that the goals a person reasonably pursues become part of a shared good really does matter here, and we are not getting to it.

We can't. Why? Scarcity exists. Even cognitive effort has an opportunity cost. A non-rival good still uses up resources. We may want it replaced by a rival good. If economic conditions, or the military situation, is likely to worsen, we may want to discourage people from gaining happiness by contemplating the cosmos.  


Another way to handle the situation might be to say that the ordinary choices that get the story going are special ones, or are restricted in some way; perhaps they don’t include choices intended to impede others. If I want other people to respect my choices, these should be choices that include some respect for them.

Why? This is sheer magical thinking. As a matter of fact, I respect the hell out of the choices made by a super-star investor. I don't expect her to show the slightest respect for my portfolio choice. Indeed, I pay a premium to get her to manage my slender savings. 

It is not the case that we expect a Doctor to listen to our medical advise in return for taking the pills they prescribe. That way lies madness. 

I suppose polite people consider the show of respect to others to be a sign of good breeding. But it need only be a show. Anything more might damage the socio-economic fabric to such an extent that the project of politeness is quietly abandoned.  

In an earlier article about Kant and animals, Korsgaard considers a restriction of the argument to goals such as avoiding suffering.

To suffer for a cause may be beneficial. But why suffer stupidity of this sort?  

In the case of these goals, the attitude we each have shows that we regard the goal as objectively good, and hence good when the interests of others are at stake.

Attitudes can't show something is 'objectively' good or bad. At best, they are evidence of a subjective preference. The fact that I want to sleep with my wife does not mean I think everybody wants to sleep with her. This is because there is an attraction she holds for me which simply does not exist with respect to most other people- with whom however she may share other interests and to whom she may be bound by other ties of affection. 

Alternatively, or as well, the kind of respect we should give each other, based on all this, might be very minimal – perhaps it’s just that each of us should not interfere in what others are doing without good reason.

There could be a tort to cover this. There is no need to bring ethics and philosophy into the matter. Why not simply say 'we should not fart loudly in each other's faces without a really really good reason'? The thing is foolish. By contrast saying 'don't fart in another's face', or 'don't interfere with others', is sensible- iff you are talking to Korsgaard-level cretins. We understand that we should not do these things. They are naughty. If it turns out that we have done either of these things, we'd better have a good excuse ready. 


That’s all fine, but none of it makes much difference. We can make all these concessions – only considering goals that aren’t selfish and disruptive, only looking for minimal respect from others – and there’s still no leverage being gained here, of the kind that should get other people on board with your projects, or you on board with theirs.

Why? Because there is no negotiation- no give and take. It would be easy enough to get overlapping consensus for a bunch of protocols if the thing were worth doing. 

The picture of how we are supposed to end up behaving does look sensible when we apply it to non-interference and preventing suffering. Surely that sort of thing is OK? Yes, that sort of thing is OK, but not because of a story showing that you have to think something like this in order to make sense of your own ordinary decisions.

This is perfectly fair. But why wait so long to admit it? 

Part of what is going on is an attempt to leverage the inevitable sociability of human life into respect for the goals of others. We are indeed social beings; there is a good deal of fantasy and myth in the idea of a wholly hedonistic and ego-centred person. But that does not tell us what attitude to have to the projects of those around us.

Yes it does. If you are 'hedonistic and ego-centric' your attitude should be one of irritation or anger at any project of those around you which does not yield you pleasure or advantage.  

The mathematical field of ‘game theory’ is partly about the fact that, while the outcomes of our choices are usually dependent on what others do, we only sometimes have incentive to act in ways that maintain the sociality we all benefit from.

But 'mechanism design' is 'reverse game theory'. That's what tells you how to not just preserve but enhance the benefits which flow from 'sociality'. However, this may initially reduce the salience of relationships as opposed to transactions of a 'take it or leave it' type.  


The Kantian project was an attempt to turn some hidden assumptions underlying ordinary action into something that fosters a kind of human moral community.

It failed. There are Christian communities in plenty. There are no Kantian communities.  

For Korsgaard, this leads to a further moral revolution, with every supermarket transformed. Kantian ethics, especially as Korsgaard handles it, is a vast construction erected on a tiny point, on miraculously little. But no miracle is possible here.

It is certainly possible that, in my own life-time, 'every supermarket is transformed'. We may find it cheaper and more beneficial to health to embrace some novel form of nutrition and energy extraction such that we vote with our new surpluses of money for larger and larger expanses of the earth to be dedicated to the flourishing of animals. Some 'miracle' of a technological type may be required for this to happen. But it could happen. A crap philosophy may be associated with its happening. But then all philosophies are crap at actually changing the world.  


Where do we go from here? If we give up on arguments like this, what comes next?

Giving up on other equally specious arguments. Quitting an idiotic profession and retraining as a beejay provider at a truck-stop near you.

I’ll sketch some outlines of another view, beginning, as Korsgaard does, with general ideas about choice, valuation and moral concepts.

You will fail. Why? The 'general idea' of choice involves 'opportunity cost'. Where this does not arise there is no choice, merely a preference or a capricious act. The general idea of 'valuation' too is linked to scarcity and thus opportunity cost. Moral concepts, however, arise in a manner such that some 'opportunity costs' disappear. Behavior becomes inelastic and predictable. That can be a good thing. It reduces Uncertainty. But too much of it could be a very bad thing. That is why philosophy can have 'Newcombe problems' such that one is both moral as well as rational in an economic sense. But this cashes out simply as having a protocol bound decision process to which equitable remedies may be applied under exigent circumstances such that no new rule is created. 


In trying to understand the business of moral thinking and debate, philosophers have tended to work with alternatives that have a kind of tidiness.

This is not the case. Philosophers have babbled nonsense. 

Are we uncovering and describing a special set of facts?

No. You are too stupid. 

Are we instead expressing emotional responses, or engaged in elaborate attempts to direct others’ behaviours – prescription rather than description?

No. You are shitting higher than your arsehole to earn a small amount of money. 

These are typical alternatives. Behind some of these debates is a deeper divide between a picture in which we are discovering values and a picture in which we are constructing them.

A picture? Not even a cartoon! You guys are too fucking stupid and talentless.  

Each side feels some pull from the other, and views often try to straddle or encompass both (the Kantian view holds, in effect, that we create values but there is only one way to do it that makes sense).

i.e. sometimes you try to piss as well as shit higher than your arsehole 


A different view is that the whole practice of moral thinking is more mixed-up than these pictures suggest.

There are no pictures. This isn't even doodling. It's just some shite you throw together to earn a little money while child-minding morons. 

Roughly speaking, we’re working out what to do, how to live, what policies we will encourage and discourage in ourselves and others.

No you are not. You are teaching retards who crave a credential and can't get one in anything useful by reason of stupidity or sociopathy 

The activity is forward-looking in its function. But this sorting of ways we might do things is responsive to a wide range of factors – factual, emotive, structural.

But you stop doing it when you are sacked and discover everyone thinks you are a smelly homeless person- not a Professor at all.  

A genealogical perspective can be helpful.

Only if actual sexual reproduction is involved. 

Human projects, from many thousands of years in prehistory, have been social projects.

No. They have been 'games against nature'. Sociality only arises in that context.

Humans work together, and also try to influence each other – appraising, influencing, discouraging.

Why? They are playing a game against nature. If they lose, they die. Some other group carries forward the Species life.  

Standards of behaviour, implicit and explicit, are largely responses to social life, especially to the benefits of cooperation and the temptations that lead to cooperation breaking down.

But social life is subject to 'games against nature' which, it must be said, may feature competition between, not just lineages but genes themselves. Behavior and norms can change quite quickly- more particularly in economically important fields.

Norms of this kind also become entangled with standards aimed at other kinds of behavioural regulation – ideals of purity, for example, as the US social psychologist Jonathan Haidt has emphasised – that are only indirectly related to cooperation and social order.

Nonsense! Covid has shown us that pathogen avoidance is directly implicated in coordination and discoordination games. The direct link between everything which has explanatory value in Social Science is that it plays a part in a 'game against nature'.  

What begin as tacit expectations about others’ behaviour can later become explicit rules, stated and decreed. These then become enmeshed in further forms of regulation, with the rise of more hierarchical and coercive societies, priestly castes and theologies.

Where are they now? They have retreated to the margins. 

But they can also be brought into contact with more subversive human capacities of reasoning and reflection. Theology might be sidelined or abandoned, and new conceptions of society can arise. Changes to our picture of the world won’t dictate new rules of behaviour, but can affect them, along with changing economic arrangements and the social problems of the day.

Fuck pictures of the world. Only games against nature matter. Succeed there and you can have any sort of picture in your head. Fail and your line goes extinct. 

As moral responses become integrated into intellectual reflection, one thing that can affect them strongly is an ideal of parity: don’t treat similar cases entirely differently. If we treat this situation as bad, then we should do likewise here, as the two cases are similar in the ways that look important. When parity is massively flouted, rules look arbitrary and cannot be defended in debate. Parity is central to the pursuit of fairness, which isn’t everything in moral life, but is one major element.

The Jews came up with the notion of 'taku' and 'halachah vein morin kein' and so forth at the time of Moses & Zimri. Parity just means there is some sort of tie-breaking event which does not itself become part of the rule set.  

Through this process of change, there remains a good deal of freedom at both individual and societal levels.

Does this cretin not get that rules are always wholly disregarded on one excuse or another? If there is no real penalty for breaking them, they don't really exist. But, if they exist, then it must be the case that there is a 'game against nature' where a superior 'correlated'  'separating equilibrium' exists requiring (for some) a costly signal. 

We can choose how smoothly integrated with the rest of our thinking we want our moral orientation to be – some people don’t mind a fair bit of separation. Parity claims are dependent on which similarities between cases are seen as important and which are irrelevant; they depend on our rather flexible sense of what is similar to what. As another Harvard philosopher, John Rawls, argued, we are also continually balancing the appeal of general principles with the strong reactions we have to individual cases, and that balance can usually be achieved in a variety of ways.

Or not bothered with at all.  


That is my rough picture. The point of the activity of moral judgment is forward-looking

no it isn't. It is backward looking. You did wrong. Your soul or reputation must take the hit.  

– working out what to do

is an economic or technical exercise. It has nothing to do with 'moral judgments' though no doubt those can narrow the choice menu- which may be a good thing.

– but the ‘inputs’ at work are diverse, sensitive to factors such as parity and consistency, as well as empathy, reverence and more. The claims we make have a form that allows them to be applied retrospectively as well as in planning and persuasion, and the ‘moral’ or ‘ethical’ is not a category neatly marked out from the rest of the larger project of trying to work out what to do.

Yes it is. It is a restriction on the choice menu not a determinant of it.  

How does all this apply to questions about our treatment of animals?

In the same way as it applies to our treatment of ourselves- it merely wastes our time  

The situation is one where we are looking for ways to extend a framework that has been shaped primarily as a human social tool,

Fuck off! The reverse is the case. First small groups of hominids domesticated or otherwise systematically used animals. Only much later did you have shepherd-kings who in turn gave way to shepherds of souls.  

into an area where we have new kinds of relationships to think about.

Like what? How to train your pet amoeba? 

The problem has become urgent because of the building pressure of parity arguments,

What fucking 'pressure' builds when nutters demand equal pay for chickens and voting rights for whales?  

because of new knowledge about what animal experience seems to be like,

'seems'? That's knowledge? Fuck off! 

and perhaps also because of the extraordinary levels of control we have acquired over many animals in recent times,

e.g. the way in which we can get Fido to reprogram your i-phone so as to speak to flying saucers circling Sirius.  

giving rise to a heightened sense that something has gone wrong.

Fido is actually Katy Perry. OMG! He licked my hand just the other day! I've got cooties! Fuck is wrong with this world?  


When we try to resolve all this, and work out what to do, is it reasonable to expect that a single best course of action will become visible?

Yes. Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt. That's the best course of action. 

It might – I’d not rule this out. But this might instead be a situation where we find a number of different reasonable paths forward, different ways to resolve the tensions.

Coz if Fido, who has put me in touch with aliens in flying saucers, is actually Katy Perry then masturbation aint gonna resolve my tensions the way it usually does. I need industrial strength anti-psychotics. 

Classic moral theories such as utilitarianism, with definite rules and ways of ranking options, will be included in these paths, along with others a little more unkempt.

That will get you to Peter Singer type idiocy.  

These paths will yield different pictures of what the ideal might be, the best place we could end up. Should we retain and reform animal farming, or end it altogether?

We have no such power. Why discuss the matter? 

One vision of the ideal, extreme but seriously considered, is for humans to largely disengage from the lives of other animals.

And go live on flying saucers. 

In this view, avoiding exploitation is a central goal and, although not all forms of entanglement of our lives with theirs are exploitative, a great many are. The ideal is then to let them be, with very few exceptions. Korsgaard’s view tends in this direction, though with companion animals explicitly ruled in – perhaps a slightly unkempt aspect of her own view. A different goal is for us to retain much more involvement in animal lives, including farming, but find ways to do this differently – to use our unique human powers in a way that is good, on balance, for both sides.

To be good you have to be useful. Utilitarianism is not useful. It is merely a pedagogic tool to bugger up the brains of youngsters who would otherwise be masturbating or mounting each other incessantly. 


Suppose we do get used to the idea of a range of reasonable paths in this area. Is it possible to recover, within a framework like this, the idea that the worst excesses and cruelties – including some that are common in modern farming – are a kind of abomination or, in Korsgaard’s terms, a ‘moral atrocity’? Are there practices that we just have to change? If so, where does that ‘have to’ come from?

whosever anus it was pulled out of. 

I do think some cases have a special status, which can be described as follows. The process of rethinking and reform I’m describing here can go in a number of different directions, but some kinds of mistreatment of animals are special, because on nearly any reasonable extension of our thinking, taking into account the facts on hand, we would reach the conclusion that we should stop doing these things. The fact that there is a good deal of leeway or elbow room in how concepts formed in human interaction might be extended to animals, and what our ultimate goal might be, does not always leave us unable to draw strong conclusions about particular cases. A conclusion such as the need to end factory farming can be a point of intersection or convergence across many different ways of extending our practices of moral evaluation.

But that won't change anything. Changing incentives, using fiscal policy and the State's regulatory powers, may do away with factory farming in a manner most voters agree is, on balance, beneficial. But to do so means sweating the small stuff- concentrating on what Blake called 'minute particulars', not gassing on about the 'General Good'.  

The situations pictured also contain an incongruity to reflect on. The animals are in many cases presented as escapees from human misuse, which they are. But dignity in old age will also rather rarely be a feature of animal life in the wild. Some wild animals can approach this station – old sea turtles, serene in the water column, are beautiful to encounter in a way reminiscent of Leshko’s photos. Some birds and fish can get very old. For most mammals, it’s harder, especially relatives of the ones in Leshko’s book. For those animals, the possibility of a life of the kind pictured – reduced in powers, but at peace – is a product of human choice and intervention. This is the best side of the ‘custodial’ relationship that can exist between humans and nonhumans.

Fuck 'custodial' shite, affectionate relationships are the way to go. Peeps like animals who like them, or at least, who don't correct their grammar. Still, it may be that one way we could improve the lot of animals is to appoint them Professors of Philosophy. True, their lives may be made miserable by Grad Students trying to feed them dissertations, but it is better that animals do this than that our fellow human beings have to perform so bestial and degrading a function.