There are 8 trillion verses interpolated into the Bhagvad Gita by
1) evil priestly cabals
2) evil non-priestly cabals
3) everybody else
What is my proof you ask? Answer- Tehelka magazine has an expose on one of the interpolators - viz. Baba Hindutva Nutjob who revealed in a taped interview with an undercover reporter that he personally interpolated 89 gazillion verses into the Gita while slitting open the stomachs of miscellaneous women from educationally backward communities and tearing out the unborn babies from their wombs and saying disrespectful things about their taste in bangles. Incidentally, the Baba has also admitted that Narendra Modi is his chaddi buddy and never organizes a pogrom without sending him an invite.
I now uncover to you the true original Bhagvad Gita with my own commentary
'..a.....' (verse 22)
and '.......l........' (verse 124)
Commentary- Suck my cock. Seriously. Just get down on your knees, squeeze your hairy little man-boobs together and wait patiently in that posture, from here to Eternity, for the refreshing spray of my spunk on your rotting epiglottis.