Saturday, 31 January 2026

Wittgenstein's error

We read in Wittgenstein's Tractatus that “what can be said at all can be said clearly, and what we cannot talk about we must pass over in silence”.

This is obviously false. What can be said can also be said very obliquely or in a confused or garbled manner. Drink enough Whiskey and you will see this for yourself. Is the reverse equally true? I think so. It is merely a matter of skill. At any rate, we can't prove otherwise. The fact is, we frequently find a phrase or idiom- sometimes in another language, sometimes amongst the less educated class of our own people- which perfectly expresses something inchoate which we had previously struggled to express. 

As for what cannot be talked about- e.g. being homosexual at a time when male homosexuals were pitilessly prosecuted- the truth is an artful, elegant, superbly witty, discourse develops around it such that everything can be expressed without anything be said. Indeed, some older British homosexuals felt that de-criminalisation of sodomy killed off an exquisite idiolect- 'Polari'- which had added colour and spice to the drab world of post-war reconstruction. 

Can anything said in 'natural language' be recast in terms of propositional calculus? For any particular purpose, yes- it can be done well enough. It is merely a question of 'restricted comprehension' or giving well-defined extensions to intensions. 

In 1939, the University of Cambridge offered two courses on the “Foundations of Mathematics” — one taught by Alan Turing, the other by Ludwig Wittgenstein. Both were wrongheaded. Math has no foundations. It is useful and burgeons where people are motivated by utility rather than the desire to shit higher than their arseholes. Still, computer checking of proofs- or indeed computer generated proofs- are useful for Math and so Turing & Gentzen were on the right track. Brouwer too was useful. With Voevodsky you had 'univalent foundations'. With Wiltless you had vacuity.



Friday, 30 January 2026

Li Po's reply to Tu Fu



That Heaven's Net be e'er more vast & wide
Than such mesh as might mere flesh abide
Let our Distress be vaster yet & wider
Fuck fine wine. Drink cider.

Envoi
Dream-Prince! If Despair, this Envoi, yet arrives
Not Malarial milieus- Delirium survives.

Thursday, 29 January 2026

Chibber vs the Subalterns

 After the Great War and the beginnings of electoral politics in India, educationally backward or otherwise underprivileged communities began to rise up. Dalit leaders challenged untouchability. So called 'criminal' castes and tribes demanded 'denotification'. Almost everybody demanded affirmative action quotas. By and large, these movements succeeded. More and more Legislators and then Ministers and then Chief Ministers came from the previously 'backward' castes which had little voice in the administration. There were some false starts. Naxalites (extreme Maoists) thought they could use Tribals & Dalits as cannon fodder so as to come to power by 'encircling the cities'. They failed, factionalized and most of them joined mainstream politics. 

The 'Subaltern Studies' clique pretended they were giving voice to the tribals & Dalits in a manner which would promote the Maoist cause. This was glamourous on some Campuses but it was wholly delusional. Still, one could get a PhD by writing nonsense in the illiterate idiom of those cretins. Nobody cared. Smart people don't study useless shite at Uni more particularly because genuine 'Subalterns' were becoming Chief Ministers, founding dynasties, and getting as rich as fuck. They had their own propagandists who wrote in the vernacular language. They didn't need- or even know about- stupid Professors teaching nonsense on Western Campuses.

A Swedish meatball- Axel Andersson- didn't get the memo. As late as 2013, he wrote an article in the LARB titled-

Obscuring Capitalism: Vivek Chibber’s Critique of Subaltern Studies

Chibber is from India. He knows Subaltern Studies is shit. Naxals don't want it. Indian Communist Parties have no use for it. The thing is a waste of time.  

Vivek Chibber's latest book challenges the theoretical fundaments

fundament can also mean anus 

of the

utterly useless, not 

influential Indian Subaltern School.

THE AIM OF NEW YORK UNIVERSITY sociology professor Vivek Chibber’s latest book Postcolonial Theory and the Specter of Capital (Verso, 2013) is to challenge the theoretical fundaments of the influential Indian Subaltern School.

it has zero influence in Indian politics. Thus it is useless shite.  

This new departure in South Asian historiography was an attempt to write a “history from below,”

Those from below were making history by taking over politics & the perks of office. They could manufacture their own mythology easily enough. They didn't need stupid Bengali Kayasthas or Baidyas or Brahmins to do it for them. But those darkies might be able to get a bit of affirmative action on Western Campuses. Then the Left Front in Bengal collapsed and these guys were shown to be useless tossers with zero support in their native countries.  

unburdened by colonial biases.

Different Brits had different biases. It was easy enough for an Indian from a particular community to pick the British official who had praised it while disparaging its rivals.  

In particular it sought to re-interpret the subcontinent’s tortured road to industrialization

Slow, not 'tortured'. The truth is, Indian industrialists were a bit crap and, in any case, successive Governments showed little interest in helping them flourish.  

and inclusion in the modern capitalist economy.

That happened long ago. The East India Company was Capitalist and pretty fucking modern. British India was the first truly secular administration in world history. Holyoake, the guy who invented the word 'Secularism' pointed this out about a century after British rule in India got off the ground.  

Subaltern Studies rose to prominence in the 1980s

when the Left Front had taken power in West Bengal. Would the CPM be replaced by the CPML? No. The Naxals had shit for brains.  

and was part of a wave of postcolonial critique of an ongoing essentializing gaze

which is wholly imaginary like the little old lady who thinks muscular men are trying to get into her bathroom to see her naked.  

used when discussing formerly colonized cultures.

Whining about being a darkie is all very well if you live in a White majority country. It is utterly mad if you live in a country populated by darkies from which Whites had run away long ago.  

Chibber formulates his critique of the critique (by way of Karl Marx) through the affirmation of Enlightenment universals.

Fuck off! Enlightenment thinkers like Hume, Smith, Kant etc. thought darkies had shit for brains. The big question facing them was whether Catholic Irishmen or Slavic people had brains. The answer was- not fucking likely, mate.  

He argues that we are all endowed with reason and that this is not merely a “Western” construct.

Even Swedish meatballs can reason. Sadly, they lose that ability if they have a PhD in shit.

It was a book that he did not want to write, as he admits in the preface, believing that there was no space in “intellectual culture” for a “serious engagement with postcolonial theory.”

Because it is shit. But so is Chibber's Marxism.  

But he wrote it all the same. The result is not without its ironies: parts of Chibber’s language and arguments are not so far from the postcolonial theory he attacks.

Shit is like other shit. That isn't ironic at all. It's simply a fact everybody discovers by the time they are about two years old.  

His text, both engrossing and at times infuriating, mounts an eminently useful barrage of arguments against Subaltern Studies and raises the stakes of the debate. It is not the first such attack, but it is maybe the most forceful in its curious combination of erudition and, on the other hand, a tendentiously narrow definition of the subject matter.

It is tendentious to say shit is shit just because it issued from a fundament. Maybe it is chocolate cake.  

Let me begin with a story that does not feature in Chibber’s book, even if “Postcolonial Theory” makes up the first and most important half of its title.

Meatball's story is about Colonialism, not Post-Colonialism.  

The Joinville psychiatric hospital at Blida, Algeria,

which was a French Colony 

constituted a society on the margins of the surrounding one, without for that reason being very different.

No. It was very different because its inmates were mad.  

It was a city within the city.

It was a lunatic asylum, not a city.  

An unmistakably colonial air hung over

an un-mistakeable French colony 

the whitewashed buildings, from the patients’ pavilions to the staff villas and the grand main entrance, and permeated the institution’s organization. Two thousand patients were separated according to sex but also according to ethnicity. Algerian inmates were in the “native,” or, later “Muslim” wings. But French-Algerian and native alike were united in the misery of their situation and condition.

Because they were mentally ill.  

The incarceration of the ill of Joinville was accompanied with a brutality that raised the question of how punishment could exist so freely without crime.

No it didn't. Asylums were like prisons or concentration camps. Inmates could be dangerous. Punishment was dished out pour encourager les autres.  


Frantz Fanon

a black man from Martinique which chose to remain with France in 1946. That was a sensible decision.  

arrived in Joinville in 1953 with a rare display of sartorial elegance, monogrammed handkerchiefs ready to wipe his brow, and progressive notions of mental illness. He was black, from Martinique, and a recently graduated psychiatrist who had not yet turned 30.

He had studied nonsense and was trying to write in the style of Sartre. What he should have done was research lithium salts.  

He had, however, the previous year published his groundbreaking Peau noire, masques blancs (Black Skin, White Masks), an analysis of the dehumanizing effects of colonial racial discourses in which the “native” others had to wear the “mask” of whiteness to succeed.

In other words, guys from Martinique were only black on the outside. Inside, they were trying to control their natural inclination to rape and rob just like White Frenchmen. This is called 'civilization'. 

Already during the introductory tour of Blida-Joinville Fanon criticized the wide array of repressive measures wielded at the hapless patients. The new colleagues observed him with curiosity. What mattered more than his history and style of radical engagement was that he was a newcomer, green, for all intents and purposes a Frankaoui (a term with locally flavored Arab ending used by the Franco-Algerians to describe their kin from the mainland) in foreign waters. His enthusiasm would soon succumb to the blistering sun

Martinique gets pretty hot. It isn't on the same latitude as Sweden.  

and the reality on the ground.

as opposed to the reality underneath it.  

Influenced by the work of François Tosquelles at the asylum of Saint-Albain in Lozère, Fanon began with a program of “sociotheraphy” in the European women’s wing under his charge, in order to break the confinement and apathy of the patients. A number of collective activities were organized. Religious holidays were celebrated, workshops started and cultural events offered. There were also meetings with doctors, nurses and patients in which all were allowed to raise their concerns. The turn from repression and isolation to social engagement, to the irritation of his upstaged colleagues, soon proved to have been a success. Already after one month a large and elaborate Christmas celebration took place with staff and patients.

Fuck has this to do with 'subaltern studies' or post-colonial theory?  


The subsequent move to repeat the experiment with the native men under his charge proved more difficult, as Alice Cherki chronicled in her Fanon biography from 2000 (in English translation 2006). Fanon spoke neither Arabic nor Kabyle and had to resort to an interpreter when explaining his project to the interns who remained impassive as the activities got underway. The detractors among his colleagues saw it as a clear case of not understanding an inherent backwardness of the Muslim mind. Fanon soon realized the problem: he had insensitively implemented a Western program on a society whose difference he did not grasp.

Did he resign and fuck off back to some place where everybody spoke French? No. I suppose he was already trying to help the Algerian liberation movement.  

The political situation compounded the challenge as Fanon’s invitation was easily understood as a colonial imposition. The Muslim men had interpreted the experiment as a call to live up to a western model of behavior by the dominant power and preferred, Bartleby-style, not to participate. Fanon concluded that there was nothing atavistic in this reaction; it was a sign of resistance.

It was sensible. It was obvious that this guy couldn't help them. Muslim dudes- like Christian dudes- like Doctors who give them a pill which makes them feel better. They aren't interested in childish games. 

As Fanon continued his explorations at Blida-Joinville the surrounding society was thrown into turmoil by the nascent war of Algerian independence. The fallout soon reached the institution. More and more of the patients became those having suffered torture at the hand of the French authorities, neatly mirrored by an influx of torturers who had suffered as a consequence of their trade.

That's the problem with torture. Shooting people is cheaper and more effective.  

Fanon began working with the clandestine opposition to colonial rule and eventually quit his post at Joinville in 1956, two years into the bloody war.

Why be a psychiatrist when you can get paid to be a crazy politician?  

Though he had only a few years left to live before succumbing to leukemia in 1961

he was smart enough to go to the US for medical treatment 

he wrote the important works L’An V de la révolution algérienne (A Dying Colonialism) and Les damnés de la terre (The Wretched of the Earth).

Lots of Muslim Algerians became more wretched after Independence. The smart ones emigrated to France. Fanon's white wife stayed behind. She killed herself.  

Fanon’s analysis of the racially divided universe of colonialism and the forms of resistance against its formidable physical and noetic power would form one of the building blocks in “postcolonial” thought.

No.  Postcolonial thought is what succeeded Anti-colonial thought. In the Fifties, it was expressed by things like the Bandung Conference or opposition to the Suez invasion. Fanon was irrelevant. People noticed that Martinique had chosen to stay with France. 

His world was drastically changing and these, often violent, upheavals would have far-reaching political and intellectual consequences.

Anticolonial agitators became post-colonial administrators or intellectuals unless the wrong faction gained power and they had to run away to somewhere still ruled by Whites.  

Political maps were entirely redrawn.

Some were as portions of a former colony broke away- e.g. Pakistan from India. Most were not- e.g. Algeria, though there was a brief 'Sand War' with Morocco which ended when Cuban troops landed in Algeria.  

The 19th-century scramble for colonizing the Global South had reached such frantic levels that by 1900 more than 90 percent of Africa, 56 percent of Asia and 99 percent of the Pacific was under colonial rule.

Which led to anti-colonial movements which began establishing relations with each other such that a common anti-colonial ideology came into existence. This continued to burgeon as post-colonial ideology in places like Algiers, New Delhi & Djakarta.  

The movement began to reverse after World War I and the reversal intensified after the World War II. By the late 1970s formal territorial colonialism was practically over, mostly thanks to wars of liberation like the one in Algeria.

No. Algeria was unusual because it had a lot of French settlers. In most other places there was a peaceful transition of the Indian sort. Dutch Indonesia and French Vietnam and Portuguese African possessions were exceptions.  

The human cost of both colonialism and its dissolution begs belief.

beggars not begs.  

In one of the most infamous cases, the Belgian Congo,

no. That was the 'Free State of Congo'. Once Belgium established direct rule, things got better.  

between 10 and 13 millions Africans died.

sadly, Independence didn't do much to help the people though their kleptocratic leaders got very rich. 

Today the poverty of the Global South remains as the deep scars in the landscape through which the disaster traveled.

There are no such scars.  

The work of understanding colonialism

was done by economists and military strategists.  

and the process of decolonization that

was presided over by lawyers, politicians and administrators 

Fanon had been so instrumental in developing

Fanon didn't develop shit. He wrote hysterical Sartrean shite.  

would take an unexpected turn when Edward Said published Orientalism in 1978.

The departure of the Brits turned out to be a fucking disaster for Palestinians- especially Protestant ones like Said.  

The volume on the construction of the image of the “Orient” by Western scholars at first seemed so marginal that Said had difficulties interesting a serious publisher.

The book was shit. It referenced French dudes like Massignon whom nobody had heard of.  

It appeared as a highly specialized discussion apt to only interest the experts in the field.

It was nonsense. Still, at that time Arafat & the PLO seemed very important. The Americans were trying to get Israel to return to the pre-67 borders. Anyway, his book might piss off the Jews. Nobody really likes them you know.  

In a matter of a few years, however, the colonial “other” and the process of “othering” became commonplace in academic parlance.

Because only very stupid people were doing PhDs in that shite. Back in the 50s & even the 60s, a Phd on a shithole country could get you a gig with the State Dept. Then, it was discovered, shithole countries don't matter. Even if they turn Commie, they will need to export raw materials to get hard currency. Still, Oil Sheikhs had plenty of that commodity. If they liked Said, why not promote him? After all, he went to the right Schools & Colleges and fantasized that he'd slept with Candice Bergen.  

At the same time literatures from previously colonized areas were read more extensively and analyzed in the West as a counter-canon, a means to question the continuing “hegemony” (after the Italian Marxist thinker Antonio Gramsci) of the “occidental” logic that had underpinned the colonial enterprise.

No. What happened was that illiterate kids who needed a Comp Lit credit could be spoon fed the childish scribblings of darkies from shithole countries. Previously, Comp Lit meant actually reading a French or Spanish book in the original. 

The colonial reality of the majority of the world would in earnest become part of the discussions of Western academia, thanks to pioneers such as Said who had studied and challenged the previously reigning stereotypes of the colonized mind.

In other words, you could pretend that you were the equal of Vasco da Gama coz you had read a story by R.K Narayan and thus had discovered India all over again.  

A returning question became: who was it that had been denied a voice

Dumb people. Nobody else. Under Colonialism, there were law courts. If you witnessed a murder, you were supposed to provide testimony before the Magistrate.  

and had only been spoken for?

Spivak pretended that her great-aunty hanged herself while on her period because she was actually a Ninja assassin but couldn't say so. The truth is, Aunty was pissed off with her Daddy because he hadn't married her off, as is required by Hindu scripture, and was sending her to skool instead.  

Marxist “history from below” was, importantly, given a new lease on life as it turned to the vast, poor and oppressed underbelly of the Global South.

If there was oppression, it was a case of darkies doing it to darkies. Incidentally, plenty of the new leaders came from poor families- e.g. Idi Amin, Emperor Bokassa, etc.  

The vague and empathic posture that had characterized the Third-Worldism of the 1960s and 1970s

The Fifties and Sixties was characterized by 'Developmentalism'- i.e. economists, agronomists etc. advising on how to raise productivity. The problem was 'immeserizing poverty'- i.e. demand for primary products can be inelastic and thus raised output lowers revenue. Could a global 'North-South' deal be done to improve the terms of trade for the poorer countries? No. Thus, over the course of the Seventies, Developmentalism curled up and died. Stupid shitheads were welcome to teach paranoid nonsense under the pretense of engaging with Turd World countries. This involved saying 'my research shows that in 1875, a White dude said 'darkies suck ass big time'. This caused darkies to become utterly shit because they had been 'objectified' as the alterity of the catachresis of the constipation of the oesophagus of Neo-fucking-Liberalism.'   

was replaced by seemingly more refined theoretical tools that also helped uncover continuing colonialism in a way of thinking:

Indians had been doing that since about 1757. It involved saying 'that dude drinks wine rather than desi daru. This shows his brain has been colonized. Also, he probably takes it up the arse from Governor General Sahib.'

the Western essentialising of natives, which could be as present in the metropole as among the Western educated postcolonial elites themselves.

Boko Haram is right to demand the banning of books. Why? Books are Western. If you read a book your brain will be colonized and you will end up sucking Donald Trump's dick.  

Formal independence had not been enough to free either the west or the former colonies from a legacy that showed a remarkable resilience and still shaped the relationship between north and south.

In 1963, President Kennedy failed to wipe my bum probably due to I iz bleck. This terrible crime still haunts America and has caused the election of the Donald. I should be paid billions in reparations.  

According to Vivek Chibber, it was around this time, the early 1980s, that everything started going wrong.

By then, everybody knew that Communism doesn't work for a Hayekian reason.  Not just Thatcher & Reagan, even Mitterand, elected with Communist support, went in for a tournant de la rigueur- i.e. an economic U-turn. The Left was dead in the water. 

Chibber does not pretend to supply an intellectual history of the larger field of “postcolonial theory,”

I have done so. The thing is easy enough.  

but there is a mini-history of origins that places its occurrence at the “cultural turn” in academia in which anthropologists and historians started to interest themselves in a brand of cultural analysis focused on the discursive formation of reality, taking the cue form literary theory.

Why? It is because 'Developmentalists' had given up because their dog wouldn't hunt. Crazy nutters were welcome to move in and squat in the condemned building they had evacuated. Incidentally, at one time 'anthropologist' didn't mean drug-addled, unemployable, shithead.  

Postcolonial theory had first reached academia through departments of literature and cultural studies.

Because Professors of Literature had become wholly illiterate. Said had pointed out that when he was young a Lit Professor knew two Classical and half a dozen modern European languages. By the Seventies, you had Eng Lit Professors who hadn't even read Hamlet.  

Chibber would have preferred it not to spread from there. He reduces its role to having brought literature from previously colonized and marginalized voices into the canon.

Sir William Jones brought Hafiz and Kalidasa into the Western canon in the eighteenth century. That was a big factor in the Romantic movement. What was unusual about the Eighties was that shite writers- not good ones- gained acclaim amongst a narrow academic coterie. But Tagore was popular everywhere. Mahashweta Devi, who wrote like shite, was not. 

This he calls a “salutary achievement.”

It was meaningless. Good wine needs no bush. People read Marquez & Borges because they were good.  

But the leakage of models and techniques from literature departments into its more socially scientific minded neighbors spelled trouble.

No. Sociology, Anthropology etc. had already turned to shite. There were some stupid Marxist Economists but they taught Econometrics which can be quite useful.  

The postcolonial theories did not only claim to analyze but also to guide political action.

Useless people boycotting shite aren't engaged in political action. They are merely making a nuisance of themselves.  

This familiar combination made it possible for its proponents to take over an academic Marxism that had found itself in a rut in the 1980s.

It had failed and everybody was abandoning it.  

Although profoundly Marxian in background, many postcolonial scholars took issue with the universalist assumptions of historical materialism

Post-modernists took the extra step and questioned the universalist assumptions of Physics. Why are so few Voodoo practitioners getting Nobel Prizes? Is it because they iz bleck?  

To believe that capitalism would function in the same way in the south and the north was,

not an assumption any Development Economist made after about 1965. Corrupt shitholes would have more rent seeking.  

according to many, another result of the arrogant Western assumption that its models and history were the blueprints for the rest.

Marx may have assumed something like this. Mill did not. Why? Darkies must have shit for brains- right?  

The agenda of bringing excluded voices into the discussion

we must bring the excluded voice of the Dalit woman into the discussion. What's that? Mayawati is a Dalit Woman and has been Chief Minister of India's largest province four times? Oh. Well, in that case, why bother?  

or, at least, questioning the existence of such exclusion

which ceased to exist before these cunts got to Collidge.  

gives much of the field of postcolonial theory its most important justification.

It existed so as to get credentials to cretins.  

Its proponents argue, however, that the colonial wound does not constitute a historical wrong that can be cured just by the admittedly political act of adjusting the canon and the reading lists and bringing into visibility the previously oppressed.

Reading lists for shite subjects are shite. Nobody cares about them. On the other hand, it is very important that schizophrenic hobos read Mahashweta Devi as translated by Gayatri Spivak.  Otherwise they would be guilty of excluding a shittier and stupider voice than any of the ones they already have in their heads. That's fucking Racist mate. 

Chibber surely does not believe so either, but still puts his money on a standard Marxist approach to a world that Gayatri Chakravorty Spivak has called “post-colonial” and at the same time “neo-colonized”.

Because she is stupid. Still, it is true that, when she was a little girl, some stupid Commies said 'Nehru is the puppet of Wall Street. Let us kill all the kulaks so as to achieve true independence'. Sadly, since soldiers are the sons of kulaks, they were quickly beaten into submission.. 

He fears that the Enlightenment universal of reason will become collateral damage in the postcolonial critique of “Western” epistemic dominance, that such theories will undermine their own instruments of radical critique when they move from a study of culture to political activism.

In other words, saying 'Whitey be debil' won't help you in a White majority country. Sadly, it won't help you in Hindu majority India either unless you add 'Muslims be debil'.  

However, his premise that postcolonial theory can be kept in neat isolation in literature departments is erroneous.

Because it is a virus endemic amongst the terminally stupid- i.e. the only kind of student these cretins get to teach.  

Fanon, to begin with, would tell us that psychiatry was politics,

It is no such thing. It is about medication and/or stuff like CBT.  

especially so in the colonial context.

Never in that context. It was a disease like leukemia which has a genetic component. 

Said would add that academic practices were equally permeated by colonial politics.

I suppose there were former colonial administrators or experts who were still alive and who had tenure back then. But that was long ago.  

To be fair, Jewish Professors of the period probably weren't greatly enamoured with Arabs more particularly after they had got as rich as fuck. 

But this evidently does not automatically mean that postcolonial research, whatever discipline it might find itself in, should be excused any inconsistencies just because of its politics.

There is no post-colonial research. There was, however, some State sponsored post-colonial ideology and praxis underpinning various 'South-South' or 'Non-Aligned' institutions. Some Universities in the capital city would have retired diplomats etc. holding Professional Chairs for this purpose.  

The “salutary achievement” of Chibber’s book lies exactly in highlighting some of the failures of postcolonial theory,

Post-colonialism could have been useful if a 'North-South' deal to more equitably share the gains from trade had been feasible. But if even the Bretton Woods straitjacket broke down (i.e. exchange rates could not remain fixed) then what hope was there for something far more elaborate?  

although this does not mean that this theory should retreat to the implied “fussy world” of the humanities.

shitty world of the sub-humanities.  

Chibber will unwittingly drive the second point home himself.

Let it simply die already.  

If there is one true adversary in Postcolonial Theory and the Specter of Capital it is a use of postcolonial thought in India.

It is used as a way to escape India and gain affirmative action on a Western Campus.  

The author shares many of its concerns, having worked on the topic of the country’s industrialization,

which depends on getting rural girls into giant factory dormitories- though Chibber won't say so.  

explaining more directly this need to write a book that he did not want to write. The theories under attack came into being in relation to the annual series Subaltern Studies that was first published in 1982. The main thinkers associated with the school were, to name a few, Ranajit Guha, Partha Chatterjee, Dipesh Chakrabarty, Homi Bhabba and Gayatri Chakravorty Spivak.

all of whom emigrated as soon as they could 

They had all come of age in post-independence India, completing their first degree there before moving on to western academia (Guha, born 1928, being the exception).

Bengal became autonomous when he was 9 years old.  

Both Subaltern Studies and the individual volumes on Indian historiography produced by the members would have a profound impact on postcolonial theory.

In other words, the guys doing that stupid shit had a profound impact on that same stupid shit.  

Chibber directs his critique mainly against Guha’s Dominance Without Hegemony from 1997

The Brits had hegemony in directly ruled territory. That's why Guha spoke English. 

and Chakrabarty’s Provincializing Europe from 2000.

Europe was provincialized by the US after it tore itself apart in two bloody wars.  

He stealthily avoids direct confrontation with Spivak

she is crazy 

and her engagement with poststructuralist French theory,

which was crazy 

though he indirectly delivers a familiar incrimination of concept creation and neologisms in general. Orwell’s advice in “Politics and the English Language” from 1946 hovers menacingly in the background as yet another specter.

It is irrelevant. Chibber is an old fashioned Marxist- i.e. retarded rather than crazy.  

Subaltern Studies tried to understand the divergent developmental paths of India 

India didn't go in for oceanic trade. The West did. So did the Japs and then the Koreans and now the Chinese. They are the biggest ship builders in the world. By contrast, India has only now achieved parity with Colombo port which ranks only about 25th in the global ranking.  

and the West and argue that the model of capital’s universalizing drive fails in India,

because Capital neither has a drive nor a hive. Countries fail if they are lazy or if they do stupid shit. India was both lazy and inclined to do stupid shit. 

leaving a different image of the power relations created by capitalism.

Money can only create 'power relations' if it isn't stolen or confiscated by the State. Still, we get that Chibber, being Indian, wants to blame some abstraction rather than India's laziness or stupidity for its currently being as poor as shit.  

The implication is that the Western model of studying the nation’s development has to be questioned as it is permeated by Eurocentric assumptions.

Like the assumption that people will work hard and do sensible stuff? But immigrants to the West do both where and when it is 'incentive compatible' to do so.  

The main among these assumptions is that part of capital’s universalizing tendency is to bring with it political and cultural changes all around the world.

That happens through 'Tardean mimetics' which itself is associated with higher productivity leading to superior status.  

Guha and other subaltern theorists agree that this happened in Europe where a capitalist bourgeoisie rose to hegemony,

Fuck that. What happened was that the parts of Europe which did well had more incentive compatible mechanisms. Sadly, it was shit at resolving conflicts peacefully and thus got 'provincialized' by two world wars. America, after its Civil War, didn't have this problem.  

the position of being able to represent all the other classes like the proletariat, overturned the feudal order and moved towards liberal democracy.

This is magical thinking. Incentives matter. Ways of classifying people don't.  

If this supposedly happened in Europe, it did not happen in India.

Because Indians didn't and still don't give a shit about incentive compatibility. It is a 'scarcity economy' where the big political issue is reservations for a paltry number of shitty Government jobs.  

The native bourgeoisie failed to press for revolution,

Why didn't they demand the slitting of their own throats? Plenty of bourgeois dudes supported land reform and always bought land, if permitted to do so, when big estates were broken up. 

worked alongside the landed classes,

The bourgeoisie owned land. It was a safe enough investment. Everybody who is anybody has a bit of land in his portfolio. That's why Amitabh Bacchan was classed as an 'agriculturist' for legal and administrative purposes. 

and did not take it upon themselves to speak for those without a voice, the subalterns (following Gramsci’s terminology).

Nonsense. Many a middle class lawyer set up as a Trade Unionist because that was a profitable business.  

Capitalism was implemented not through bourgeois hegemony but by colonial dominance,

As Gandhi pointed out, plenty of Indian 'banias' were happy to lend to the East India Company because their hoondis (bills of exchange) were highly liquid. But then, many a General or Prince was happy to surrender to the Brits in return for a pension. BTW tax farming (zamindari) is a capitalist enterprise. That's how Tagores and Guhas got rich.   

physical force in other words.

You can buy plenty of 'physical force' with money.  

Dominance without hegemony came to identify the colonial condition,

even though there was hegemony even when there wasn't much display of 'dominance'- e.g. in Princely States or big zamindaris. 

and by extension, also the postcolonial.

How? The Brits had fucked off. They couldn't dominate shit. Did they have 'hegemony'? No. If McMillan said 'suck my cock', Nehru would tell him to fuck the fuck off.  

The evident ironies in Guha’s position are not lost on Chibber. Guha puts forward a critique of the liberal idea of universalizing categories,

there were none such. Classical Liberalism wanted a restricted franchise. Let those who actually paid the property or income tax decide how that money should be spent. One proviso. Voters must have a penis.  

that produce the exclusion of the subaltern,

Not having the vote excluded them.  

through a decidedly Whiggish argument that it is the bourgeoisie that necessarily creates liberal politics.

Swedish meatball doesn't know that the Whigs were big landed magnates. Tories were smaller squires.  

But the premise, in Subaltern Studies, that the European revolutions were the result of a capitalist bourgeoisie that started to reform society in a more democratic direction is not correct.

i.e. they were ignorant shitheads who knew nothing of either India or Europe or anywhere else.  

The long-lasting effect of the British Civil War

There was an English Civil War not a British one. Swedish meatball is as ignorant as shit.  

and the French revolution was, as Chibber points out, to strengthen the state rather than capitalism or democracy.

No. The Brits weakened the State and curbed Stuart absolutism by bringing in stupid Hanoverians to rule the country. Napoleon strengthened the French State but France ended up weaker than under the Sun King.  

The advances towards democracy were the result of

rising productivity (higher tax yield from workers)  or conscription (equal sacrifice) as well as rival parties striving to outflank each other. Once you had universal franchise, after the Great War in the case of UK, the Liberal party was displaced by the Labour party. 

the subaltern working classes rising and pressuring the bourgeoisie rather than following their lead.

Fuck off! The Earl of Derby was persuaded by Disraeli that doubling the franchise would benefit the Tories. He wasn't pressured by his stable-boy. Short run, Disraeli's gambit appeared to have boomeranged but, long term, it was a brilliant piece of strategy. Similarly the Tories gained long term from universal franchise. Workers & women tend to be quite sensible and nationalistic. 

The subaltern studies vision of the universalizing drive of capital

which doesn't exist.                                

is flawed and there is thus no reason to say that it does not apply to India.

There is no reason for cretins to talk about India- a country they know nothing about, even if they are Indian by birth.  

Chibber convincingly argues that capital’s universalizing drive exists, but that it is merely a matter of capital extending to more and more markets.

If there is a market, there is a market-maker (arbitrageur) and thus a Capitalist.  

Capitalism is not supposed to bring democracy, capitalists are happiest the more control they have over their workforce.

Managers want to control workers whether they work in the public or private sector. Capitalists are concerned with the rate of return, volatility, beta, etc.  

The preeminent example of the nature of capital’s universalizing drive to make all local markets dependent on it,

Capital runs away from 'local markets' which aren't profitable.  

we might add, is obviously China.

In 2013, when this meatball wrote this, China was a net Capital importer to the tune of a quarter of a trillion dollars. Now it is a capital exporter to the tune of half a trillion. 

Capitalism fits perfectly with state communism as has been made evident for all to see.

We think the opposite now. Can Xi rebalance the economy? We don't know. 

The difference between the ex-colonies and the West was

they had been colonized by people from a different continent. Still, if they did sensible things, they could overtake the West. Look at Singapore. Its nominal per capita income is about 70 percent higher than the UK. It is double in purchasing power terms.  

thus not that capitalism failed to universalize.

The UK got lazy and did stupid shit. Thus it fell behind Singapore. Brexit as motivated by the desire to create a 'Singapore-on-Thames'. It failed miserably. Dyson, who supported Brexit ended up moving his operations to Singapore.  

Rather, the colonial problem was that it was allowed to universalize all too well.

Colonies differed greatly from each other. Nothing can be 'universalized' where things are ideographic, not nomothetic.  

If capitalists only rule by consensus when forced to, otherwise being quite at ease in relying on coercion, the key question is, as Chibber points out, that of subaltern agency, given that it is only this class that can force politics to take a radical direction.

Yet, it has never actually done so partly because 'radical directions' cause poor to die of starvation.  

But this thesis becomes problematic in the framework of Subaltern Studies, where the psychology of the Indian peasant is heralded as impossible to comprehend through western, and falsely universal, categories.

That was a myth exploded by econometric work on the 'rational peasant' which, in the case of India, was proved by the Green Revolution in the Sixties. Even the fucking Sociologists knew about it by 1979. 

The discipline has described the Indian subaltern as motivated by a sense of community rather than utilitarian calculations.

Because it was ignorant.  

It is these kinds of statements that Chibber dismissively refers to as “canards” with such frequency as to risk his narrative sounding like a culinary digression.

He is right. Peasants were known to be rational by the time he grew out of short pants.  

Familiar with the topic, he convincingly argues that the Indian peasantry was motivated by the same range of material concerns that can be found all around the world. The arguments of Subaltern Studies on the contrary, and this is Chibber’s coup de grâce, contributes to an orientalising image of the “East.”

It is backward shite from the Fifties. Nehru firmly believed that peasants were as stupid as shit. If they got hold of some money they would blow it on a big wedding or religious feast.  


The charge of postcolonial orientalism becomes even more pronounced in Chibber’s discussion of Dipesh Chakrabarty’s Provincializing Europe. Chakrabarty sought to contrast two ways of understanding history. The first was dominated by universal categories framed in “Western” discourses of rationality.

From which the East was excluded.  

According to this model the postcolonial world will reach the same level of modernity and industrialization as the West, eventually.

Fuck off! Some Eastern countries will rise higher- unless they have done so already. This became obvious at the Tokyo Olympics back in the Sixties. 

It just got on a later train.

Japan's bullet train was the fastest in the world. It was launched in 1964. China & Japan are now way ahead in developing mag-lev.  

All local dissonances and particularities that do not fit in with this universal trajectory will be shed at some point or another as the world homogenizes.

Lazy peeps can chose to remain poor.  

But this idea is based on a specific notion of how capitalism should spread. Having rejected capital’s universalizing tendency, the subaltern scholars turned to a study of the particularities of the lower classes of India, the second mode of understanding history, contributing to a descent to what Chibber calls a “seemingly fascination endless with religion, ritual, spirits, indigeneity, and so on.”

Ignorant shitheads made up stories about people they considered more ignorant yet. But those dudes were becoming Chief Ministers of newly created States. They were also getting very rich.  

If they had placed more emphasis on the relationship between capitalism and dominance, rather than hegemony, in both the Global North and the Global South, the analysis might have looked very different.

It would still have been shit because they had shit for brains.  

Subaltern Studies would not have had the same need to insist on the Eurocentric, and colonial, nature of rationality and all-universal theories.

Yes they did. If anyone said 'you are stupid', they could reply 'I can't help being a darkie. Darkies have shit for brains, mate. Boo hoo! Kindly give me tenure for the sake of DEI.' 

The critique of the post-independence nationalist leaders might also have been different. Nehru did not press for “industrialization, scientific research, modern administration techniques, and similar practices” because he was in the thrall of a colonial Enlightenment rationality, as Chibber objects, there was simply no way to feasibly make an alternative path outside of capitalism.

Yes there was. It involved Stalinist 5 year plans. Sadly, Nehru couldn't do collectivization of land which would have killed off half the population. 

It is hard not to sympathize with Chibber’s two charges against Subaltern Studies of “obscuring capitalism” and “resurrecting orientalism.”

Why not simply admit that the thing was stupid, ignorant, shit?  

His case is well argued and the notion of a shared rationality makes possible any kind of meaningful dialog about arguments in the first place. But Chibber also neatly trips himself up in his attempt to indict the entirety of postcolonial theory through the specific example of Subaltern Studies. His insistence on the pitfalls related to idealizing the European bourgeoisie as harbingers of democracy and orientalising the Indian peasantry as community and tradition oriented subalterns outside of the Western logic is an eminently postcolonial analysis made possible through postcolonial practices.

Chibber is a Mohyal Brahmin. He knows very well that the Brits kept gassing on about how productive the Punjabi peasant was. Indeed Punjab was a big wheat exporter between 1880-1910. The Brits wanted to settle Punjabis in Canada and other agricultural regions. Those who settled in California did very well. Bengali cunts may have thought the Indian peasant was shitty. Punjabis know different and, what's more, they know the Brits both knew and said different.  

Arguments about the impenetrable divide between the West and the East belong to the murky Manichean universe of colonialism.

No. They belong to boring Bengali blathershites. Kipling identified with the Punjab. He said West & East meet when strong men work together doing something useful.  

Exploring “othering” only makes sense

if you think everybody is saying mean things about you behind your back and refusing to invite you to orgies.  

with the presupposition of a shared humanity. Chibber thus proves that postcolonial theory is well able to formulate its own debates, even by employing those voices that, like his, profess to stand outside the field of the same postcolonial theory.

Julian Go is a sociologiest within it. He is shit. So is Chibber but Chibber is Punjabi- i.e. a bit thick- whereas Go is the smart sort of Asian.  


Chibber does a good and important job criticizing some of the fundaments of Subaltern Studies. Postcolonial Theory is a book that should be read by all engaging with postcolonial theory,

i.e. shitheads 

though keeping in mind that the biggest canard in Chibber’s text is that postcolonial theory would necessarily have to stand in antagonism with Enlightenment rationality.

Very true. It could get down on its knees and suck it off.  

It is on the contrary the case that postcolonial critiques often deal with colonial failures to extend notions of the universal to the colonial world,

or to extend them to women and poorer workers in their own country. 40 percent of men didn't have the vote in the UK in 1914. Middle class darkies, on the other hand, couldn't just vote in the UK, they could stand for Parliament. Two Indians got elected to Westminster before the Great War.  

instead treating this world as an economic, political and ethical exception. It also points to the fact that all colonial, and postcolonial, interactions have to undergo complicated processes of translations and mediations because of the history of violent colonial domination.

Not in India. There wasn't a lot of violence while the Brits were around.  

These processes of translation often have the aim, as in the example of Fanon at Joinville with which I began, of repairing the application of universal systems of values that colonial systems have interrupted.

Fuck off! Fanon didn't repair shit. He should have resigned because he was unqualified to treat Arabs. Incidentally putting lunatics in asylums aint an Arab practice. Let them wander around as 'fools for God'. They'll be well enough looked after.  


Fanon, faced by the refusal of the Muslim patients of Blida-Joinville to participate in his sociotheraphy, did not content himself with the colleagues’ explanation that it was the consequence of an “oriental” Muslim mind.

They knew that if they were simply allowed to wander around, they'd get enough to eat and have a higher quality of life. The sad thing is that 'Franz Fanon hospital' expanded during the Sixties and Seventies at a time when European asylums were being shut down and 'care in the community' was gaining favour. Apparently, the place is quite horrible now.  

After first concluding that it was rather a healthy resistance against a colonial imposition Fanon began to reflect over his own program together with the local nurses and his co-worker Jacques Azoulay. The holidays around which he had proposed that the patients celebrate held no meaning for them. They had not wanted to participate in the choir because singers were seen as itinerants and outcasts. Basket weaving was a female activity and therefore problematic for them. Fanon revised the program and built up a traditional teahouse for the patients, replicating the meeting place of the men in society. He also started to celebrate Muslim holidays and brought in troubadours from the outside. His idea of therapeutics was both rational and universal but it had to take into account cultural difference as well as the wound of colonial domination.

No. Fanon was merely catering to the tastes of his patients. Medicine is a service industry. Since he was shit at it, it is fortunate that he gave up the profession quite soon.  


Postcolonial theory naturally reflects the society around it, much like Blida-Joinville.

Now called the Franz Fanon Hospital.  

It exists in a world, a shared universe, preoccupied with the vexed notions of difference and translation just as Fanon’s clinical work was.

The vexed question is where the money is supposed to come from. When oil prices were high, conditions were better in the hospital. When they fell or when money had to be diverted to fighting the rebels, it deteriorated.  

Chibber’s Postcolonial Theory and the Spectre of Capital is an important engagement with Subaltern Studies.

Why engage with shit? Just pull the flush already.  

Rather than negating the premise for the analytical framework of postcolonial theory, however, it reinforces its raison d’être.

Darkies have shit for brains. Thus the raison d'etre for Whining about Whitey or Capitalism or Neo-Liberalism. What else can darkies do if they have shit for brains?  

The categories developed in postcolonial scholarship, instigated by forerunners such as Fanon

who was a French citizen and would have remained so had he lived into our own day 

and Said,

an American citizen. Neither was 'post-colonial' save in the sense that Said's country had once consisted of 13 Colonies.  

have given invaluable tools to probe failed drives to universalize and identify those that show more promise to be able to take colonial history into account.

That was done long ago by people like Macaulay.  

In a twisted final irony it is the postcolonial term ‘orientalism’ that will colonize Chibber’s language and argumentation, inscribing him in a tradition whose breadth and importance he underestimates.

That's not so bad. What Chibber should worry about is the word 'canard' turning into a Muscovy duck and roosting up his fundament.  

Sanjay Subhramanyam on Veer Savarkar


What is wrong with Indian historiography? Why can't it see the wood for the trees? The answer, I'm afraid, is that it attracts stupid people who have little interest in or knowledge of India. 

Take the case of Veer Savarkar. He was the younger, more intellectual, brother of Ganesh Savarkar who was inspired by the Chapekar brothers who had assassinated a British official in 1897. They, in turn, had been inspired by Phadke and Salve who had led an insurrection less than two decades previously. Veer Savarkar was given a scholarship to study in London by Shyamji Krishnavarma and, the leader of the Garam Dal, Bal Gangadhar Tilak. However, it wasn't his ideas or his writings which mattered. It was his connection with revolutionaries in India. Once the Brits decided to transfer power, the revolutionary path became pointless. The door was open. The question was who could get through it first and bolt it behind them. Still, Indians retain respect for the pre-First World War revolutionaries regardless of their ideology or subsequent trajectory.

Sanjay Subhramanyam, reviewing two recent books on Savarkar- Vinayak Chaturvedi's 'Hindutva and Violence: V. D. Savarkar and the Politics of History' & Janaki Bakhle's 'Savarkar and the Making of Hindutva'- doesn't make the obvious point that Hindutva was associated with ecumenical religion and anti-Imperialist patriotism. It was indigenous and based on prior revolutionary movements of a wholly vernacular type. 

Instead, Sanju writes of 

Blood and Bombast

Shedding blood doesn't involve bombast though, no doubt, one might go in for it when incarcerated or in exile.  

The last two decades have seen a marked uptick in projects of Indian—or more broadly, South Asian—intellectual history,

Intellect is needed to do 'intellectual history'. Indian historians have none. All that has happened is that shitheads have written shitty books.  

often using a biographical lens. While stimulating in some ways, these writings have also been surprisingly narrow in their ambitions.

They are stupid because they have been written in a mechanical manner by stupid people.  

A significant landmark was Recovering Liberties: Indian Thought in the Age of Liberalism and Empire (2011), by the late Cambridge historian C. A. Bayly.

Bayly wasn't Indian and thus had a brain even though he was a historian 

Published in Cambridge University Press’s celebrated ‘Ideas in Context’ series, the book attracted some attention outside the field of Indian history. But it could be argued that Bayly was not so much an innovator as the consolidator of a trend which had been emerging since the 1980s and 1990s, with the appearance of a number of works on the intellectual history of nationalism

it doesn't have an intellectual history. Some intellectuals were nationalists. Some weren't. One might as well write an intellectual history of flatulence.  

in South Asia by political theorists such as Partha Chatterjee and Sudipta Kaviraj,

Bengali shitheads 

both of whom were associated with the group called Subaltern Studies.

Nutters who wrote nonsense while actual 'subalterns' were becoming Chief Ministers and founding political dynasties. 

In contrast, studies of intellectual themes unrelated to nationalism in its various incarnations have been few and far between, and largely limited to the period before 1750.

Such studies were shit.  

It apparently remains difficult to interest the larger reading public in the writings of a major fifteenth-century Telugu poet like Srinatha,

who is popular with Telugu people because he was good at writing Telugu.  

or the abhanga poems and songs of Bahina Bai,

quite popular with Marathas because she wrote in Marathi 

the woman mystic from seventeenth-century Maharashtra. In India, as in many parts of the decolonized world, nationalism remains the regular refuge of historians,

No. It is an affiliation. It isn't a place they go for a crafty wank.  

even if (as an old song goes) ‘every form of refuge has its price’.

It has benefits- e.g. not getting killed. True, there may be a charge for availing of it.  

The two books under consideration here review the career and writings of a particularly

distinguished patriot 

sulphurous figure

Why didn't he convert to Islam or demand that Hindus be denied the vote?  

in the history of Indian nationalism, Vinayak Damodar Savarkar (1883–1966), whose life intersected with those of many other figures in the nationalist pantheon.

He was what he was because of his elder brother who was what he was because of the Chapekar brothers who were what they were because of Phadke & Salve who in turn were inspired by the great Maharashtrian warriors and patriots.  

Hindutva and Violence by Vinayak Chaturvedi, a disciple of Bayly, and Savarkar and the Making of Hindutva by Janaki Bakhle, a former student of Chatterjee, bring contrasting approaches to the subject.

Both are shit. Some Indian families were patriotic. Others weren't.  

Though he has long been the object of a cult-like veneration,

not really. People want to like him but there was something chilly about his personality. The one thing he got right was that Islam was a threat to Hindus. But even Rabindranath Tagore understood this.  

Savarkar has become far more prominent since the rise to power of the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party (bjp),

No. The Jan Sangh (ancestral to the BJP) was formed when the RSS backed the son of Sir Ashutosh Mukherjee when he broke with the Hindu Mahasabha in which Savarkar played a role. It should be mentioned, Savarkar was actually less orthodox than Nehru and this repelled people. In any case, it was Nehru & Congress which was kicking Muslim & Commie ass. Thus Congress was the muscular Hindu party which was seizing Muslim property on the grounds that the owners might be thinking of moving to Pakistan. 

which sees him as one of its spiritual ancestors.

Only if they don't read his shite. What is important is that he and his brother were considered very dangerous revolutionaries by the British.  

This increased prominence, along with the outbreak of communal violence in Gujarat in 2002,

Muslims attacked Hindus and then got stomped by the majority. But it was Congress which was better at mob violence. Sadly, they failed to kill Veer and had to be content with killing his younger brother. 

seem in part to have led Vinayak Chaturvedi to his subject, as well as a strange autobiographical coincidence: Chaturvedi was named after Savarkar, one of whose disciples happened to be his doctor as an infant.

Vinayak is another name for Lord Ganesh.  It is an auspicious name. 

On the anniversary of Savarkar’s death in February 2024, Prime Minister Narendra Modi wrote on social media: ‘India will forever remember his valiant spirit and unwavering dedication to our nation’s freedom and integrity. His contributions inspire us to strive for the development and prosperity of our country’.

So what? Prime Minister Indira Gandhi had said, when he died, that he was 'a great figure of contemporary India. His name was a byword for daring and patriotism. Mr Savarkar was cast in the mould of a classical revolutionary and countless people drew inspiration from him.' 

The man himself was not quite as anodyne as these phrases might have one believe, however.

He was a patriot. Anti-National historians, teaching in America, hate him.  

His career was one of twists and turns,

No. It was a straight line. Perhaps if the French had granted him asylum, he would have moved to the Left like some of the Jugantar revolutionaries. As things were, he remained a devotee of 'Harbhat Pendse' (Herbert Spencer).  

which make him far more than just the father of ‘Hindutva’,

He was the younger brother of a typical Hindutvadi revolutionary. But such people could be found across the length and breadth of India.  

a term he popularized and reinterpreted but did not invent.

One might say there was initially some tension between 'Sanatan Dharma' which people like Gandhi believed upheld the caste system and the more ecumenical and anti-casteist 'Hindutva' (i.e. essence of Hinduism such as might exist in a better world without hereditary hierarchies).  

Savarkar was born in 1883 in the Nashik region of Maharashtra, formerly Bombay Presidency, into a modest family of Chitpavan Brahmins.

The Brits spread the canard that the Chitpavans wanted to establish their own hegemony in a revived Maratha Empire. They suspected that Gokhale and Tilak (who were opponents) were secretly in cahoots because both were Chitpavan.  

This was a regional sub-caste of warrior-administrators that had been closely associated with the consolidation of Maratha power in the eighteenth century: they had for an extended period held the key ministerial post of Peshwa and acted, not as the actual sovereigns, but as the shoguns based in Pune. After several conflicts with the East India Company, the Peshwas and their allies were diplomatically outmanoeuvred and dealt a severe defeat in the Third Anglo-Maratha War of 1817–19, permitting the durable consolidation of British rule in western India. Though some of the Maratha sardars accepted this outcome, others seized the occasion of the Great Rebellion of 1857–58 to mount one further stand against the Company.

People like Nana Saheb (a Deccani Brahmin) & Tatya Tope (Deshastha) & the Rani of Jhansi (Karhada).  

After the bloody suppression of this revolt, the descendants of the erstwhile elites associated with the Marathas may have nursed their grievances, but they came to terms with colonial dominance.

Phadke & Salve didn't.  

This included acculturation into European mores and participation in the institutions of Western-style higher education that were set up after 1860.

Phadke helped found what would become the Maharashtra Education Society in that year.  

Among these was the well-known Fergusson College in Pune, founded in 1885, where Savarkar enrolled as a student in 1902.

His elder brother made sacrifices for his sibling's education.  

As Chaturvedi notes, Savarkar’s early years are difficult to reconstruct with clarity;

if you ignore his elder brother- sure.  

little direct evidence survives from that time and his own later writings must be treated as somewhat slanted and unreliable. It would seem that he was regarded as intelligent, possessing a remarkable memory and a gift for languages. By his later teens, he had a good level of Sanskrit and wrote a somewhat florid version of Victorian English, as well as Marathi and the lingua franca of Hindustani (it is unclear whether he learned Persian, as the Chitpavans of the eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries often did).

Persian is easy to learn.  

This early education gave him a grounding in a traditional form of philology

i.e. he learnt his mother tongue properly.  

that he would later put to use.

He wrote well in different languages. 

He also read a certain amount of popular history in English, such as the ‘Story of the Nations’ series which included volumes on Greece, Holland, Mexico and so on. It was during his years at Fergusson that Savarkar became obviously politicized,

he was politicized by his brother and his milieu.  

joining secret societies and beginning to publish articles in Marathi that attracted the attention of prominent nationalists such as Bal Gangadhar Tilak (1856–1920), also a Chitpavan Brahmin.

Like Gokhale. But the money was provided by Shyamji Krishnavarma who was from the Bhanushali agricultural community in Kutch. Incidentally Shyamji rose through his excellence in Sanskrit. Monier Williams took him to Oxford to help him with his dictionary. Thus he was able to graduate and qualify as a barrister.  

Tilak and other patrons facilitated and financed Savarkar’s passage to London to study law at Gray’s Inn,

ostensibly. However, the real aim was to form a revolutionary cell amongst the Indian students there. The younger brother was doing the same work in London that the elder was doing back home.  

where he arrived in early 1906. A clearer picture emerges of the man from his time in London, partly because he produced a flurry of writings.

Shyamji & Guy Aldred were running the 'Indian Sociologist' in London. Savarkar was part of a cosmopolitan revolutionary sub-culture.  

These included translations of the essays of Giuseppe Mazzini, a figure of fascination for Indian and many other Asian nationalists in these years,

He had been an exile in London and was highly regarded there.  

and an original work on the 1857–58 rebellion titled The Indian War of Independence of 1857 (1909) which remains one of his most widely read books, especially among Indian nationalists of various stripes.

That may have been true of earlier generations.  

It announced Savarkar’s claim to be a historian, not one with an academic bent or an inclination to work with archives and documents, but rather a popularizer who deployed his rhetorical skills in charged emotional prose. Here was a history full of heroes and villains, but above all of ‘martyrs’ to the cause of the nation.

His book wasn't boring shite. Sanju disapproves.  

London in the years preceding World War I, teeming with students and foreign visitors, was a hotbed of political activity, with Lenin visiting on several occasions.

The Brits were keeping tabs on the Indian students. They didn't give a fuck about Lenin. 

Savarkar’s base was India House in Highgate, which was frequented by a number of figures with diverse political leanings (its library, as Chaturvedi notes, contained the first three volumes of Mazzini’s collected works, which Savarkar said he devoured ‘over a single week’). It was in this setting that Savarkar engaged in a celebrated debate with Mohandas Gandhi, who had by this time emerged as a charismatic public figure after his stint in South Africa.

Gandhi was with Gokhale. Savarkar was with Tilak.  

The subject was somewhat arcane,

germane, not arcane. The Ramayana is a sacred text for Hindus. Nobody told Sanju.  

namely their contrasting interpretations of the ancient epic the Ramayana, which Gandhi read in a spiritual mode and Savarkar more as a call to violent action against the forces of evil.

Gandhi, quite rightly, saw the Brits as good. They kept the peace. But the political ascendancy of the Boers, despite their defeat, showed that the colonies would be self-administering and self-garrisoning. The question was which ethnic or linguistic or confessional group would dominate. The Brits hoped to create Federations to which they could transfer power. Sadly, in India this was not possible. Savarkar regained salience by pointing to this inevitability.  

Gandhi apparently also realized that Savarkar’s reading of Mazzini differed substantially from his own

Gandhi didn't want the Brits to leave. Savarkar did. Gandhi's reading of everything was coloured by this. His big idea was that Indians should serve the Brits without asking for any reward because they had a duty to do so.  

and even took it upon himself to try and refute Savarkar’s position (without naming him) in his work Hind Swaraj (1909),

inspired by Chesterton's article saying the Indians were wrong to want Parliaments because Parliaments were European. Sadly, that fat fuck didn't draw the conclusion that the Brits should give up Christianity and revert to Druidism because Christ was Jewish and lived in Asia.  

staging a dialogue between the Editor (who speaks for Gandhi) and a revolutionary interlocutor, who supports the idea of a violent struggle for independence. ‘Whom do you suppose to free by assassination?’, the Editor asks. ‘The millions of India do not desire it. Those who are intoxicated by the wretched modern civilization think these things. Those who will rise to power by murder will certainly not make the nation happy’.

Gandhi's family couldn't become Diwans so long as the threat of war remained because they were 'banias'- businessmen, not warriors. Thanks to Pax Brittanica, his grandfather and father had risen. Gandhi himself would be awarded the Kaiser-e-Hind medal for supporting British rule and trying to recruit soldiers for their army during the Great War. 

By contrast, Maharashtians have martial qualities. They were happy to fight. Gandhi was happy to surrender.  

Besides such real and imagined exchanges, which had the effect of burnishing Savarkar’s credentials as a polemicist,

It was actions not words which the young found inspiring.  

he was also active in groups that supported violent anti-colonial actions both in India and in Britain.

Because he was a revolutionary. Sanju, shithead that he is, thinks he was an intellectual. Why was he a patriot? Must be because he read Mazzini. How else could a Maratha man get the idea that loving your own country is a good thing?  

One of his associates, Madan Lal Dhingra, eventually acted on these plans, in early July 1909 assassinating a colonial official in London, as well as a Parsi doctor who intervened. Dhingra was summarily tried and hanged, but the trail took the police to Savarkar, who had already been under surveillance for some time.

But what Savarkar was charged with was abetting the killing of Nasik District Collector A.M.T. Jackson in 1909. To get rid of foreign rule, you have to kill foreigners not in their country but in yours. 

This led to what might be considered the key phase of Savarkar’s life—his arrest, trial and imprisonment, which gave him the aura of a true hero (or vir) of the nationalist movement.

Like his brother. Indeed, Jackson was killed in retaliation for the sentencing of Ganesh Savarkar to life long incarceration in the Andamans.  

This aura would act as a lasting shield, ensuring that more moderate nationalists flinched from dealing with him or treated him with exaggerated courtesy and deference.

No. The Brits remained suspicious of him and thus limited his political role. You can be courteous to a guy who is not your rival 

Savarkar was arrested in London in early 1910, then shipped to Bombay to stand trial. En route, he managed to wriggle out of a porthole and swim ashore at Marseille only to be detained again having been mistakenly handed back to the British by a local French policeman in what became something of an international cause célèbre.

Savarkar should not have returned to London from Paris. He probably had an exaggerated idea of the virtues of British justice- at least in England.  

The French government sympathized with his cause, and his case was considered at The Hague but all to no avail. Once in India, he was tried for various offences, in particular the so-called Nasik Conspiracy, in which he was accused of shipping pistols from Europe that were used in the assassination of an English magistrate. Savarkar was sentenced to two life-terms at the Cellular Jail in the penal colony of the Andamans, an unduly harsh punishment by most accounts. He would remain there for ten years, including a substantial period in solitary confinement. The library of the Cellular Jail contained two thousand volumes, so Savarkar was at least able to read. Following repeated petitions his sentence was commuted, and he spent a longer period in a more limited form of confinement in India, first in Pune and then Ratnagiri, before eventually being released in 1937, after twenty-seven years in prison.

In other words, unlike Gandhi & Nehru etc. the Brits considered him a genuine threat. This has nothing to do with 'intellectual history'. It was a political reality. Revolutionary cells could have driven out the Brits. But, in that case, power would have passed to the revolutionaries, not the verbose lawyers. Thanks to the Gandhian policy of spending time in jail together with fellow party members, Congress developed esprit de corps and, under Nehru's leadership, was able to give the country stability even under conditions of multi-party democracy. Savarkar was an isolated, provincial, figure. Still, Nehru had to be cautious in dealing with him because there was a risk that some of the Hindu Princely States would rally under his banner and oppose the emergence of a unitary polity with a strong centre. As this danger faded, Savarkar lost salience. He himself started using Socialistic language and thus it was Rajaji who presided over the first and last genuinely Right Wing party in post-Independence India. It failed and its remnants joined one of the other new caste based Socialist parties. Meanwhile the RSS- because it remained a voluntary organization with decent people (rather than a bunch of thugs & careerists)- was able to provide some fairly competent leaders who weren't all as corrupt as fuck. But the dynasty would still rule had assassination not so tempered autocracy that Rahul turned gun-shy. Sadly, he is a dog in the manger who will neither rule not appoint some technocrat to do the job for him. This alone explains the BJP's metamorphosis into the default party of governance- at least, at the centre. 

Wednesday, 28 January 2026

Whom the Elf-friend hosts



E'en in climes ruled by whom the Elf-friend hosts
Till Impassibility infects every Rex as Son
May the Jocasta in Ibsen's 'Ghosts'
Swallow the Wolf who swallows our Sun. 


Monday, 26 January 2026

Was Mahalanobis stupid?


 Was Mahalanobis stupid? No. He was a good mathematician, a creative thinker and he had a strong religious as well as an entrepreneurial streak.  He started the Indian Statistical Institute by himself. Within a decade, it had won international acclaim. It is the only academic institute from the Third World which was reduplicated in the the US.

Sadly, Mahalanobis didn't understand that incentives matter. Sampling is all very well and good, but how do you know the people paid to do it won't fudge the numbers? Only if those paying for the survey have a strong mercenary motive to get accurate results will the exercise be trustworthy. In other words, a Government funded Statistical Survey will be shit more particularly if it the result of the Survey is known to be- everybody is very very fucking poor!

Consider Mahalanobis's idea of a Labour Reserve Service-

 run by government... When a particular worker is thrown out of a job, the enterprise should make a payment to L.R.S. Under the circumstances, a person will be thrown out only when the anticipated benefit is more than the payment to be made.

Which means the marginal cost of hiring a worker is the wage plus the present value of the 'payment to the LRS'. Mahalanobis has just reduced the demand for labour. The other side of the coin is that the Government has an incentive to prop up 'sick industries'. If they go bankrupt, the contingent liability will not be realizable. But if tax revenue is eaten up by accumulated losses from sick industries, then there will be less money left over for infrastructure investment. 

All such workers will be maintained by the L.R.S., financed by the government and payments received from enterprises.

So, it isn't just employers but the Government too which now has shouldered a heavy liability. A labour surplus country can't afford to 'maintain workers' who aren't working. 

The workers in L.R.S. will receive training and be engaged on productive work, the average wage in L.R.S. being slightly lower than the industrial wage.

In which case, that wage can't be an 'efficiency wage'. In simple terms, the worker has no incentive to have a good attitude. If the Boss isn't nice to him he scarcely loses any money by quitting while the Boss class has to shell out big bucks to maintain workers who don't want to take orders. Mahalanobis has just destroyed productivity.  

With industrial expansion, the enterprise will provide employment to members of L.R.S. at nominal wage rates,

they would avoid such workers like the plague. They have gotten used to being paid for pretending to receive training or pretending to do 'productive work'.  

the L.R.S. thus serving as a buffer against unemployment.

Only for those who get on it- i.e. those who already had a job but quit so as to live a leisured life on the LRS. But this also means nobody would get jobs save those whom bosses are sure won't apply to the LRS. This means, either you have Mafia dons as employers or employees have strong kinship ties with the employer.  

Since enterprises will be able to fire a worker on grounds of economy and efficiency,

But will have to shell out big bucks for the pleasure of doing so 

it will be possible for them to attain high productivity.

Boss says 'please darling, do some work.' You reply, 'fuck you, Boss! If you fire me, you will have to shell out big bucks. You are too much of a miser to do so.'  

On the other hand, the worker will find a regime free from any apprehension of unemployment.

No. They will find a regime where there is no danger that they will be employed in the organized sector- i.e. one where productivity can rise rapidly permitting higher real wages in the future.  

Most workers will find they have no chance of regular employment.  They will subsist as casual labour or eke out a miserable existence in the informal sector. 

Michael Parenti on the Third World

Back in the nineteenth century, Indian Nationalists developed a 'drain theory' such that the Brits were creating poverty in India. But the Brits provided security and protected minorities. In 1947, many Indian Nationalists found they had to flee from their ancestral homes because the Nation they had been fighting for was on the other side of the border. 

Over the course of the Fifties and Sixties, Indians realized that the 'drain theory' was nonsense. The Brits were gone but the country was getting poorer. By some calculations, material standards of living for the vast majority were no better than they had been under the Mughals. India would need to do sensible things rather than focus on historical grievance. 

Michael Parenti, who passed away recently at the age of 92, was a champion of the 'drain theory'. Sadly, his ideas have not perished with him. The following is extracted from his book 'Contrary Notions'.  

The impoverished lands of Asia, Africa, and Latin America are known to us as the "Third World" to distinguish them from the "First World" of industrialized Europe and North America and the now largely defunct "Second World" of communist states.

Why? The first two worlds were technologically advanced and had great military power. The Third World was technologically backward and militarily weak.  

Third World poverty, called "underdevelopment," is treated by most Western observers as an original and inherent historic condition.

The meaning was that they had a lot of potential for 'catch up' growth. One may say of a person who does little exercise, this his muscles are underdeveloped. If he takes up weight training, he might soon become a fine figure of a man. We may equally say that a person who watches TV rather than reading good books is mentally underdeveloped. If they turn off the TV and start reading good books, they will soon find their mental powers have increased. Similarly a country with too few roads and schools and factories may quickly become richer and stronger by emulating what has been done by advanced countries.  

In fact, the lands of Asia, Africa, and Latin America have long produced great treasures of foods, minerals and other natural resources.

Some did. Most didn't.  

That is why the Europeans went through so much trouble to plunder them...

Why occupy them? Why not just keep returning every few years to plunder them again?  

The Third World is rich.

Hobos are rich. Billionaires keep stealing all their wealth which is why they are homeless.  

Only its people are poor-and they are poor because of the pillage they have endured.

Very true. A friend of mine was mugged when he was 18. Everybody thinks he is now a millionaire, but actually he is very poor because he was mugged 50 years ago.  

The process of expropriating the natural resources of the Third World began centuries ago.

Rich countries can kill invaders or looters of any type. If the Third World was pillaged, it must have been underdeveloped relative to those doing the pillaging.  

First, the colonizers extracted gold, silver, furs, silks, and spices; then flax, hemp, timber, molasses, sugar, rum, rubber, tobacco, calico, cocoa, coffee, cotton, copper, coal, palm oil, tin, iron, ivory, and ebony; and still later on, oil, zinc, manganese, mercury, platinum, cobalt, bauxite, aluminum, and uranium.

Why were those colonizers not killed? Was it because the colonized were very rich and technologically advanced? No. It was because they were poor and technologically backward.  

Not to be overlooked is that most hellish of all expropriations: the abduction of millions of human beings into slave labor.

If your own people enslave you and sell you, the guilt lies with them.  

From the fifteenth to nineteenth centuries Europe certainly was "ahead" of Africa, Asia, and Latin America in a variety of things, such as the number of hangings,

as opposed to human sacrifice? 

murders, and other violent crimes;

Europeans invented rape and murder. Such things were unknown elsewhere.  

instances of venereal disease,

Syphilis originated in the Americas 

smallpox,

believed to have originated in North East Africa or India 

typhoid,

we believe it originated at some early date in Africa 

tuberculosis, cholera, and other such afflictions; social inequality and poverty (both urban and rural); and frequency of famines,

England's last famine was in 1623. For the Indian sub-continent, it was in 1974 

slavery,

Europe got rid of slavery a long time ago. True, there was serfdom but it began to breakdown in the middle ages in most parts of Europe.  

prostitution,

which seems to have existed everywhere 

piracy,

see above 

religious massacres and inquisitions.

This is a feature of Abrahamic religions. But there have been religious massacres for political reasons elsewhere.  

Superior firepower,

based on superior technology 

not superior culture,

a culture favourable to scientific discovery is superior.  

has brought the Europeans and Euro-North Americans to positions of global supremacy.

it has also raised up Japan and now China.  


What is called "underdevelopment" is a set of social relations that has been forcefully imposed on countries.

Very true. The reason I have no muscles to speak of is not because I am lazy. It is because King Charles is forcing me to watch TV and stuff my face with pizza. Left to myself, I would be working out in the gym.  

With the advent of the Western colonizers, the peoples of the Third World were set back in their development sometimes for centuries.

If they hadn't been underdeveloped, they wouldn't have become colonies.  

British imperialism in India provides an instructive example. In 1810, India was exporting more textiles to England than England was exporting to India.

But England started to substitute water power and then steam power for human muscle power. 

By 1830, the trade flow was reversed.

because Indians wanted cheap cloth.  

The British had put up prohibitive tariff barriers to shut out Indian finished goods

So what? They were a tiny island far far away. The fact is British ships were transporting Indian textiles to new markets around the world. Indians started opening British style textile mills in the 1850s. Sadly, they were a bit shit at manufacturing. But the Japanese weren't. 

and were dumping their commodities in India, a practice backed by British gunboats and military force.

Who doesn't want cheap cloth? Poor people. They say 'ban cheap cloth! We want to pay more money to avoid being naked.'  

Within a matter of years, the great textile centers of Dacca and Madras were turned into ghost towns.

Dacca's decline dates back to 1717- i.e. before the Brits took power. There was significant depopulation in the early British period but Jute exports enabled it to rise in the second half of the nineteenth century. Dacca muslin disappeared after a particular type of cotton plant- phuti karpas (Gossypium arboreum var. neglecta) disappeared. Even if the Brits protected their own textile industry, Indian textiles could be exported to other countries. 

The Indians were sent back to the land to raise the cotton used in British textile factories.

No. The Brits bought cotton from the Southern States of the US.  

In effect, India was reduced to being a cow milked by British investors.

Cows get milked because they are technologically backward.  

By 1850, India's debt had grown to 53 million. From 1850 to 1900, its per capita income dropped by almost two-thirds.

It stagnated. It couldn't fall because it was already very low. But the number of very rich Indians increased. They enjoyed something their ancestors never had- viz security (save in some provinces during the Mutiny). The truth is the Indians paid the Brits for security because they couldn't trust each other.  

The value of the raw materials and commodities that the Indians were obliged to send to Britain during most of the nineteenth century amounted yearly to more than the total income of the sixty million Indian agricultural and industrial workers.

Thus, once India became independent, its per capita income doubled. What's that? India got poorer and less able to feed or defend itself after the Brits departed? How can that be? The answer is obvious. Evil Wall Street bankers secretly entered the huts of starving Indians and stole all their gold and diamonds. The Indians cried and cried.  

British imperialism did two things: first, it ended India's development,

It was so developed a handful of foreigners from a distant island were able to take over the country.  

then it forcibly underdeveloped that country.

Not as successfully as Nehru's 'licence permit Raj'.  

The massive poverty we associate with India was not an original historical condition that antedates imperialism.

But, being shit at fighting or- more accurately- being shit at coming together to oppose a foreign power- did not antedate imperialism. It was a sufficient and necessary condition for it to occur. 

Wealth is transferred from Third World people to the economic elites of Europe and North America (and later on Japan) by the expropriation of natural resources, the imposition of ruinous taxes and land rents, the payment of poverty wages, and the forced importation of finished goods at highly inflated prices.

Similarly, the wealth of hobos is being forcibly transferred to Bill Gates & Elon Musk.  

The colonized country is denied the opportunity to develop its own natural resources, markets, trade, and industrial capacity.

But colonialism ended long ago. It was Socialism which kept certain countries poor. Look at North Korea and then look at South Korea. Connect the fucking dots.  

Self-sustenance and self-employment are discouraged at every turn.

By Socialists. Communists were worse in that they collectivized land and created big famines.  


Hundreds of millions of Third World people now live in destitution in remote villages

which formerly had plenty of skyscrapers.  

and congested urban slums, suffering hunger and disease, often because the land they once tilled is now controlled by agribusiness firms who use it for mining or for commercial export crops such as coffee, sugar, and beef, instead of growing beans, rice, and corn for home consumption.

This problem is even more acute in Scotland, where the UN rapporteur on food security has shown that lack of access to arable land is causing Scottish women to be unable to grow oats to feed their children.  

Imperialism forces millions of children around the world to live nightmarish lives, with their mental and physical health severely damaged.

There is no fucking Imperialism anywhere- unless you count Putin's Ukrainian invasion as such.  

In countries like Mexico, India, Colombia, and Egypt, children are dragooned into health-shattering, dawn-to-dusk labor on farms and in factories and mines for pennies an hour, with no opportunity for play, schooling, or medical care.

Whereas their distant ancestors used to attend fancy Prep Schools and Colleges- right?  

In India, 55 million children are pressed into the work force.

by their parents.  

In the Philippines and Malaysia, corporations have lobbied to drop age restrictions for labor recruitment.

Whom have they lobbied? Their own governments.  

When we say a country is underdeveloped, we are implying that it is backward and retarded in some way, that its people have shown little capacity to achieve and evolve.

No. We are saying it doesn't have a lot economic development. That may be a good thing if we are speaking of a National Park or other protected landscape.  

The negative connotations of "underdeveloped" has caused the United Nations, the Wall Street journal, and parties of contrasting political persuasion to refer to Third World countries as developing nations, a term somewhat less insulting than "underdeveloped" but equally misleading.

We should refer to them as countries which are being beaten, robbed and incessantly sodomized by evil Wall Street bankers.  

I prefer to use "Third World" because "developing" still implies that backwardness and poverty were part of an original historic condition

whereas the truth is the ancestors of today's Third World people all had private jets and superyachts and penthouse apartments with a view of Central Park.  

and not something imposed by the imperialists. It also falsely suggests that these countries are developing when actually their economic conditions are usually worsening.

Also, they are being incessantly sodomized. Do you really think the Imperialist will just be content with robbing poor people? Why not rape them as well?  If you see a darkie, you should offer him rape counselling. He may beat you, but you should persist in tenderly inquiring into the state of his rectum. 

What has emerged in the Third World is an intensely exploitative form of dependent capitalism.

Still preferable to Communism or Socialism.  

Economic conditions have worsened drastically with the growth of corporate investment.

Also all the poor people have sore backsides which are dripping with the jizz of evil Capitalists.  

The problem is not poor lands 'or unproductive populations but self-enriching transnationals.

who incessantly sodomize poor people. That's the real story here. People may not mind your telling them they are being economically exploited. What gets to them is the suggestion that Bill Gates has been wrecking their rectum.  

The local economies of the world are increasingly dominated by a network of international corporations that are beholden to parent companies based in North America, Europe and Japan.

The parent companies are sodomizing trillions of Third World people even as we speak.  

Historically, U.S. capitalist interests have been less interested in acquiring more colonies than in acquiring more wealth, preferring to make off with the treasure of other nations without the bother of owning and administering the nations themselves.

But they do insist on fucking all the poor people in the ass.  

Under neo-imperialism, the flag stays home, while the dollar goes everywhere.

not to mention their jizz.  

After World War II, European powers like Britain and France adopted a similar strategy of neo-imperialism. Left financially depleted by years of warfare, and facing intensified popular resistance from within the Third World itself, they reluctantly decided that indirect economic hegemony was less costly and politically more expedient than outright colonial rule.

Very true. Hobos are being indirectly controlled by evil Capitalists who steal all their gold and diamonds and then fuck them in the ass.  

Though the newly established Third World country might be far from completely independent,

i.e. it was a client of Moscow or Beijing 

it usually enjoyed more legitimacy in the eyes of its populace than a foreign colonial power.

Which is why the smart people ran away from it to some place still ruled by Whites.  

Furthermore, under neoimperialism the native government takes up the costs of administering the country while the imperialist interests are free to concentrate on skimming the cream-which is all they really want.

No! They also want to fuck everybody in the ass.  

After years of colonialism, the Third World country finds it extremely difficult to extricate itself from the unequal relationship with its former colonizer

they have become habituated to anal rape 

and impossible to depart from the global capitalist sphere.

Coz they miss having sore bottoms.  

Those countries that try to make a break are subjected to punishing economic and military treatment by one or another major power, nowadays usually the United States.

US sodomizes poor people wherever they may be found. Also, they steal all their gold and diamonds.  

The leaders of the new nations may voice revolutionary slogans, yet they find themselves locked into the global corporate orbit, cooperating perforce with the First World nations for investment, trade, and loans.

and anal rape.  

In many instances a comprador class was installed as a first condition for independence, that is, a coterie of rulers who cooperate in turning their own country into a client state for foreign interests.

Third World countries may well end up as kleptocracies.  

A client state is one that is open to investments on terms that are decidedly favorable to the foreign investors.

Strangely, investors lose interest if you tell them they won't make any money by providing finance. You will steal the money and beat them into the bargain.  

In a client state, corporate investors enjoy direct subsidies and land grants, access to raw materials and cheap labor, light or nonexistent taxes, no minimum wage or occupational safety laws, no prohibitions on child labor, and no consumer or environmental protections to speak of. The protective laws that do exist go largely unenforced.

Why? Because the guys running the place are being paid off handsomely.  

The comprador class is well recompensed for its cooperation. Its leaders enjoy opportunities to line their pockets with the foreign aid sent by the U.S. government. Stability is assured with the establishment of security forces, armed and trained by the United States in the latest technologies of terror and repression.

Plenty of newly independent countries chose to ally with the Communist block. Look at Cuba. It is very rich now.  


In all, the Third World is something of a capitalist paradise, offering life as it was in Europe and the United States during the nineteenth century, with a rate of profit vastly higher than what might be earned today in a country with strong social regulations, effective labor unions, and higher wage and work standards.

There is a risk premium associated with shithole countries. A change in regime or a fall in commodity prices can turn your investment into a 'stranded asset'.

Third World countries understood that whining about Whitey won't help them rise. They need to mobilize national savings to invest in infrastructure and 'merit goods' like Education, Public Health etc. Also, don't send your students to study non-STEM subjects in the West. Their brains will turn to shit. Stick to STEM subjects and try to rise up the value chain.