Friday, 13 January 2017

Trump's Golden Shower or Ivanov pissing on Peskov?

How shite is MI6?
Very fucking shite indeed.
It employed Christoper Steele who is now in hiding for his life because he had peddled 'intelligence' like this-

In other words, Trump had a hard-on for Russian Real Estate but the Kremlin gave him the cold shoulder. He had to settle for golden showers from prostitutes instead. The Russians filmed these golden showers and...what? Extorted money from him? Got him to spy for them? 
Apparently, them Rusky spies are all paragons of virtue.
They didn't shake down Trump- though they did spill the beans to Steele, gratis, probably coz they read Le Carre and wanna come in from the cold and get a nice warm golden shower from our new James Bond. 
Still, Trump started spying for them . 


Fuck would Trump know about Russian oligarchs and their families?
Where could Trump and his associates obtain such information?
How would Putin know he wasn't being fed a pack of lies?

The answer is that Putin wasn't involved at all.
There was no conspiracy- no 'Moscovian candidate'.

All that is really happening here is that a guy called Peskov- a Turcologist- is being smeared by a bureaucratic rival called Ivanov- who says higher up Russians, like Premier Medvedev, are furious coz they want to play nice with the US, regardless of who is in the White House, because...they want to be able to visit the States in either a private or public capacity.

In other words, Russia isn't a threat to anyone. Just tip off their Premier or President or whatever that if they don't do as they are told they won't get to visit Dollywood or Disneyland and they'll cry their little eyes out and promise to be good.
In fact, you don't even have to threaten the Russians with Visa Denial or a Cavity Search.
Fear of the Cavity Search will do just as well.
Unless that pesky Peskov stays at his desk.

This Ivanov guy sure is the voice of sweetness and light!
Turns out he is Steele's source.
He 'reports' to him.

Ivanov, unlike young Peskov, is an 'oligarch'- or at least his son is.
People like him might want to be able to 'visit' the West- i.e. visit their money.
He might indeed 'have a drink with Putin' and then blab about it to Steele in order to make an upstart Press Secretary like Peskov look bad. Targeting 'educated youth' in America on behalf of Trump is hilarious and the sort of thing the old fashioned American specialist in the Kremlin might say. Just to be clear- by 'educated youth' he means white people not fucking jigaboos of my complexion, or Obama's come to that. Also you gotta watch out for the Jews. Manafort was actually toppled by one of the chosen people- didn't you know?


How did Steele get anyone to give him money for this dossier compiled of doo-doo?
A story about Trump's golden showers which unravels into an Ivanov pissing on some Peskov.
Backbiting bureaucrats we will always have with us.
They magnify their own importance, tell you what you want to hear and then slip the knife into their rival. Good Intelligence officers don't fall for the scuttlebutt. They wait and watch and then turn the shithead in question. Steele, apparently, wasn't a good intelligence officer. Still, he has had his moment in the Sun- or rather his moment on the run.
Who does he think is after him?
Since polonium poisoning is too expensive, I suppose it must be the Golden Showering Spetsnaz.

As for Trump- if a video surfaces of him watching donkey sex in Mexico or micturating hobags in Moscow- so what? It's what tourists do. Provided he doesn't perjure himself, he is in the clear. As for Kremlin hackers having helped his campaign- what of it? This guy went on TV, at the end of July, to invite the Russians to find Hilary's missing emails.
Steele's dossier exposes the slovenliness of British Intelligence.
But that's never been news.
Steele's dossier, by contrast, references the more tasteful cinematic work of Divine.



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