This is a guest post, by frequent commentator on this blog, Shree Sanjay K.
End Child Poverty now, by telling my Dad to raise my pocket money already. Sodomy just aint as remunerative as everybody makes out. When I grow up I want to become an astronaut and have a big rocket and go explore Uranus rather than the other way round- which frankly is getting kinda old.
You can read my translation of Ghalib in the comments section of the previous post.