Communism, said Marx, was the specter haunting Europe. How did Communism come to die and why did it turn into a ghost which haunted Europe? The answer, I firmly believe, is that Europe was having a crafty wank when Communism barged into the toilet coz it had got the trots after eating some bad fish tacos at its pal Anarchism's food truck. Europe, startled, jizzed in the eye of Communism which stumbled, lost its footing and then fell down the stairs thus breaking its neck while simultaneously soiling itself.
Europe was haunted by the ghost of Communism which was all like- 'dude! You jizzed in my eye! Gross!'- but instead of saying 'I was having a wank. I'm always having a wank. I've jizzed in your eye countless times without your falling down the stairs and breaking your neck. Quit it with the haunting.' Europe pretended it hadn't been having a wank. It was at Church praying. Anyway, why does no one barge into Africa's toilet or Asia's toilet? They are right next door.
Since the time of Marx, various specters took to haunting India- which, let's face it, was just one big outdoor toilet. I suppose this has something to do with Modi's 'make in toilet' or Swacch Bharat campaign. Still, now the Bench has dismissed anti sedition law petitions, maybe 'Colonial laws' will stop haunting Indian Constitution. The doctrine of autochthony should have exorcised it long ago.
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