Why are Krishna's lovers so effing White?

Why do Lord Krishna's Truest Lovers, now look so goddam Sleek & most insufferably White?

 Must Ranchod's rigours discipline only disciples already most able & eager to fight?

Darker than my skin, Paro Ma!, my Manyu, or Math repelling mind

My sin, Devdas's, yet the` felix culpa of Dhritarashtra blind.

Envoi-

Purvabhashin! Prince! This, like every Wedge Issue conversation you initiate

Conserves so dissipated a Noetherian, that e'en Madhu, must Maryada imitate.