Terms & Conditions

By visiting this site, mentioning it in any shape or form, using any word or image contained in it, whether wittingly or unwittingly, or communicating with or receiving communications from its author, you legally bind yourself to do whatever I tell you and always act in a manner that promotes my interests and also to admit that my genitalia are truly awesome and also that I'm not at all a fat drunken halfwit.
These terms and conditions are retroactive and cover all possible and impossible worlds.