Not everyone has a book inside them though, according to a recent article in the Lancet, a surprisingly large number end up at A&E over the Christmas holidays with Moby Dick up their arse.
Drink sensibly and read carefully this festive season. On the other hand, if you feel you really have to shove a turgid tome up your rectum why not try a volume of Socioproctological Investigations purchasable from Amazon?
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