The Kingdom of Ends renders Earth's salt bland

Where any two are gathered as their Tertius Gaudens to be reckoned

& among my Virgins in Paradise to remain the Seventy Second

Such is the Kantian fate of the Customer always Right

Martyred again by the eternity of his plight.

Envoi- 

Prince! The Kingdom of Ends renders Earth's salt bland

 Wank not thy Scepter with an invisible hand