Why Anantamurthy failed to win Man Booker prize.

The fix was in. A gang of Bangalore based bookies had bribed the Judges to secure the Man Booker trophy for our home boy. But when the Judges asked, 'Are you Anantamurthy?' he replied- 'No. You are.'- which they thought rude.
Same thing happened with the Nobel.
Ironically, Lydia Davis actually wrote a story about this but tl;dr.
Personally, I blame David Cameron.
That boy aint right.