Quid mihi et tibi est, mulier?

Granted, I take you for granted- Else, Dear, God were a Guest too dear
& that to yeast in but yearning's banquet, as Host, my task, Heavenly, True
But Free Counselling at the Baptist Centre? Agapeton, I'm aghast at the very Idea
E'en a righteous pew renter, they'd  rectally enter, ere set lip to my hip flask of You.